@@Dynvali I'm not his biggest fan, but I watch a fair few of JackSepticeye's videos and during a "Try Not To Laugh", I think it was, - or maybe it was a comment reading video - he threw his head back, scratched the area around his eyes and laughed saying "I posted vore day and now I'm not going to get away from it" or something to that paraphrasing
Hey Jack, dev here: Back years ago when I started doing game development, I was chatting with a kid about a game I had recently made. He got super excited and told me that I absolutely had to send it to his favorite UA-camr (Jacksepticeye). I hadn't heard of this person before, so when I got home I looked him up, saw millions of subscribers, and thought "I don't think anyone that big would ever want to play any of my games." Thanks for proving me wrong. :)
Beetlejuiceeeee *yesss?*, Beetlejuiceeeee *yessssss?*, BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeCAUSE! You're so smart, a stand up bro, I'll think about your offer and let you know
"Being naked on TV is one of the best ways to get famous apparently." Is anyone else worried about what he'll be wearing/not wearing in the next video?
Brent Dreher it’s normal in Asian countries. Especially Japan and Korea. A friend went there and was channeled surfing, he stated “So there was adult game shows on the channel before and after what is apparently the most watched kids channel. Like educational, learning channel.” And that he first thought the “hostess’s” vaginas were actually their head with a slight gash leaking puss, with their hands over there head and were positioned like the grudge. He now gets his hair shaved off so he doesn’t see what he can’t unsee. He is no longer my friend as he tried shaving my head. He lost a lot of friends because of that... haven’t heard from him in years. But the last thing he said still haunts some mutual friends. “The coochies have teeth! They have hair! THEY HAVE A DEVICE THAT PUNCTURES YOUR BALLS IF YOU CREAM!”... hope you get over it soon Capt’n Crunch!
@The Spy149 What. In. The. Frick. So you’re telling me, there was this adult game show that was intermissioned by a popular kids show, and that your ex-friend found it and mistook the bare woman for having their kid creators as their heads as abominations? That friend is screwed in the head.
"First, you need to boil the water and put the egg in it. Make sure you don't boil your egg for too long. Now, here come the fun part: you take the egg, and just beat the devil out of it."
"Kyle walked into the road and took a long, pondering look around him. Kyle was hit by a car and never seen again" actually i think you're thinking of callmekevin :'^ )
“I can’t be stopped.” “When will I die?” “I thought you said we could be friends...” “I ruined a man’s life.” *We get it Anti. You’re here.* EDIT: “I don’t want to be here anymore.” As well, as Jule said.
"Dictate Kyle's life" Ah yes, the Kyles. You know... The Kyles of the Area 51 raid? The Kyle from South Park? The Kyle that's... LITERALLY MY ACTUAL NAME
16:12 reminds me of a poem by Ogden Nash. I eat my peas with honey. I've done it all my life. They do taste kind of funny, But it keeps them on the knife.
Jack: I was a nudist because I stopped being a ghost Everyone: should we tell him? Nah. Jack walking around naked: ooooOOOOoooh I'm not naked I'm a ghoooooooost!
"We've wasted six hours putting on an outfit and leaving the bedroom" Me, still in pyjamas in bed at 4 PM: "I... don't see the issue here. 0-0" "Oh. Ohhh. Kyle ISN'T the world's most famous severely depressed, OCD, anciety-ridden mess of a person? Gotcha~"
i’m sorry, but if you actually had problems you wouldn’t say stuff like and put it in a question/statement like that. it makes you look like an attention seeker. like i ACTUALLY have and been DIAGNOSED with: • Depression • OCD • PTSD • Anxiety • Psychosis & • Anorexia I don’t go blaring them out like that i don’t make myself seem like an attention seeker i’m sorry but people who ACTUALLY have mental illnesses do NOT do that
Jessie Lathrop It's okay to seek attention sometimes, it's when it becomes too much and the person is not willing to listen to others that it becomes not okay. At least, in my opinion. I apologize if this comes off as offensive and/or insensitive in any way, it is definitely *not* my intention. I hope you have a great day, or night!
@@jessl1431 I disagree. Different people have different ways of doing things, and humour can be regional, and for some people, making jokes is their way of taking some control back. I'm not belittling your struggles, though, don't get me wrong, and most of my friend group has some neurodivergence of that ilk. Just like sometimes depression can be a day full of acting fine, anxiety can be a certain blatantly bombastic attitude regarding a sensitive topic.
I got so creeped out seeing this in my reccomended Ive always wanted to be on a Talk Show. Ive always wondered how it would to be famous. and also My name is Kyle
I’m going through a breakup right now and have been really down. But watching your videos always helps cheer me up a little. Thanks for always being a bright spot on the internet Jack!
Hey jack I just wanna let you know you’ve helped me get through a lot of tough times in my life and I’m very great full for that thank you for being the way you are and don’t let other people get you down no matter what happens
"Kyle unhinges his jaw and swallowed Gabby whole."
Best game.
I thought something about Sean being unable to escape vore was a recurring joke around here but none of the comments mention it
Gabby is the name of my girlfriend so hearing that was a shock
@@shadowpathfinder7723 Recurring joke? When else did this happen?
@@Dynvali I'm not his biggest fan, but I watch a fair few of JackSepticeye's videos and during a "Try Not To Laugh", I think it was, - or maybe it was a comment reading video - he threw his head back, scratched the area around his eyes and laughed saying "I posted vore day and now I'm not going to get away from it" or something to that paraphrasing
Joseph Pletting aha
Yeah
Hey Jack, dev here:
Back years ago when I started doing game development, I was chatting with a kid about a game I had recently made. He got super excited and told me that I absolutely had to send it to his favorite UA-camr (Jacksepticeye). I hadn't heard of this person before, so when I got home I looked him up, saw millions of subscribers, and thought "I don't think anyone that big would ever want to play any of my games."
Thanks for proving me wrong. :)
Wow.
Cool game! The humour was on point!
woah, it’s you! Amazing game btw, amazing humor.
A cool game! Keep up the good work if you are doing another game
I never gotten over 10 likes and I got almost 60 now. Thank you.
Damn that’s crazy :)
Jack: "I thought it would get way crazier."
Also Jack: "I unhinged my jaw and consumed Gabby."
Unless he gets this ending in the video, there is an ending where you turn into a lizard demon and fat guy named Frank sits on you to stop you
he didn't do the "scream and spin in circles" either
I would like the comment, but 666 likes sums this up so well
Gabby was my favorite character, so sad to see her go
"Kyle is a ghost."
"Kyle looked for beetles in his carpet."
"Kyle ate the bugs."
Me: BEETLEJUICE!
Ember The Queen Yes. Kyle is Beetlejuice.
👌
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Beetlejuiceeeee *yesss?*, Beetlejuiceeeee *yessssss?*, BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeCAUSE! You're so smart, a stand up bro, I'll think about your offer and let you know
*breaks through screen*
BEGGING YOUR PARDON!
Kyle looked menacingly at his plate of eggs.
"I wanted SCRAMBLED!"
X- Wolf I mean yeah
"BUT THEY'RE SUNNYSIDE UP DAMN IT!"
X- Wolf or was the problem they were not hjonk hjonk’s eggs
Ending 26:25 SCRAMBLED!
I'm only thinking of that Anger Management clip
I S A I D O V E R E A S Y
"Today is the day of the interview. He has 30 hours until the interview."
Then it isn't today, is it?
The game takes place in jupiter!!!
@@kart2542 that's how Kyle was able to eat Gabby
More like Mercury or Venus -or the Moon.- All them other planets rotate faster or about as fast as us.
It's ok. He's Ling-ling. He practices 40 hours a day...
You’re. . Telling me your days don’t last 42 hours?
Someone out there is named Kyle and knows a Rachel May and is like “wtf”
Wtf
Now imagine if the Rachel May that Kyle knows is also a philanthropist.
My best friend's name is Rachel and her boyfriend is Kyle, and my name is April but it's close enough xD
My name is kyle lol
I was like wtf
“Consume Gabby” has me dying
KatFullbuster Are you Gabby?
"i ruined a guy's life"
GrayStillPlays: "First time?"
I literally just watched Gray's video of this game
this is so true
gray!!
SPLEENS!
Ngl, Gray's video was far more entertaining. This video was bland and had no entertainment value. I was disappointed in Jack.
Jack: "Let's do this properly first"
Also Jack: *Beats breakfast up like a crazy person*
Normal day Ireland
It's even funnier since it seemed like he thought he was going to fuck the breakfast.
@@aurochtamer LMAO RIGHT
...That's not the proper way to interact with your breakfast? Shit.
F you breakfast
10:19 - Kyle's first decision of the morning was made wisely.
Kyle: Guess I'll die.
That's my option every day! XD it's like should I or huh?
XD
The last couple scenarios were literal episodes of The Eric Andre Show
Why is that so true though...
What consuming your neighbor and interviewing a cardboard cutout
@@cookie8954 wouldn't be surprised
Jack: if we're going to ruin his life lets do it properly
Kyle: at least that's something
Yeah
Hahaha
*"I Ruined A Man's Life"*
_Get on my level I have ruined my own life_
Call me when you ruin the lives of everyone around you, purely by how ruined your own life is.
Yeah well, I've ruined life as we know it.
ahh I too have ruined a life
@@ereh987 14 yr olds be like:
@i keep hating you It's just the first 7 numbers on my parents' credit card. Area code's on the back.
Misfortune's voice: "I'm a dumpy white boy, you know?"
Yikes forever
Celine Gielen underrated comment lol
@@reeses46996 Ah that's okay lol
Amazing 👏 *throws glitter on the comment*
@@lifeoftalise4390 shadaan
"Just be mindful, eat in moderation" *sitting here eating potato chips.*
spartan316 that was me but it’s my second bowl😂
I'll take a potato chip, and EAT IT!!!
@spartan316 well i just finished a quarter pounder🙂
spartan316 same
I had a mug cake
Jack: I wish I had a thinking cap
Jack's paddy cap : sad Irish noises
best comment
i can relate to jacks paddy cap!!! fml
"Being naked on TV is one of the best ways to get famous apparently."
Is anyone else worried about what he'll be wearing/not wearing in the next video?
Brent Dreher it’s normal in Asian countries. Especially Japan and Korea. A friend went there and was channeled surfing, he stated “So there was adult game shows on the channel before and after what is apparently the most watched kids channel. Like educational, learning channel.” And that he first thought the “hostess’s” vaginas were actually their head with a slight gash leaking puss, with their hands over there head and were positioned like the grudge. He now gets his hair shaved off so he doesn’t see what he can’t unsee. He is no longer my friend as he tried shaving my head. He lost a lot of friends because of that... haven’t heard from him in years. But the last thing he said still haunts some mutual friends. “The coochies have teeth! They have hair! THEY HAVE A DEVICE THAT PUNCTURES YOUR BALLS IF YOU CREAM!”... hope you get over it soon Capt’n Crunch!
@@TheSpy149 r/thathappened
*(insert confused Bob The Tomato meme here)*
@The Spy149
What. In. The. Frick.
So you’re telling me, there was this adult game show that was intermissioned by a popular kids show, and that your ex-friend found it and mistook the bare woman for having their kid creators as their heads as abominations?
That friend is screwed in the head.
Jack: we’re going to do this properly first
Also Jack: SMASH BREAKFAST
Was looking for this
“You know what I’m saying? Do I even know what I’m saying?”
Same, Jack, Same.
Kyle: *is famous*
Also Kyle: *collapses to the floor and no one cares*
Maybe it happens like atleast once every week, so people just don't care anymore.
I’d actually like to see Jack interview his cardboard self, and the whole thing ending weirdly or in chaos 😆
YAS!
Pls
Happen.
Jack please do it
Dont you mean end in weird chaos?
Kyle was like:
*_"Now let's beat the devil out of our breakfast"_*
"First, you need to boil the water and put the egg in it.
Make sure you don't boil your egg for too long.
Now, here come the fun part: you take the egg, and just beat the devil out of it."
*Begone **-Thought-** spawn of saten!*
and you just, beat the devil outa it eheheheheh.
Jack: "I ruined a mans life."
Also Jack(action) "proceeds to destroy breakfast"
Me: "No shit sherlock, like wth man"
Jack: Imma ruin this man’s whole career
Literally
@@matthewbates9629 Well, he did the opposite by the end. Which was not what I was expecting.
“I Ruined A Mans Life”
How could you *possibly* have done that?
“This is a text based game where we dictate Kyle”
Oh ok I totally get how you did that
Mallowfly ! I mean he coulda done it anyway....
Jack:
"We can get a small key"
"Some assorted change"
Also Jack
"OR A 44. MAGNUM!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: Choking on food from shock and confusion
Jack: smash
Kyle: smashed
Jack: O H
Jack: Am I really just talking to myself for a UA-cam video?
Me: Well...
I say it’s about time I’m famous
It’s honestly weird hearing him say my name so many times
Another kyle we r famous
whats wrong kyle?
Same
No one:
Kyle: opens fridge for 1 hour while preparing for the most important interview on his show
r/uselessnobody
I feel bad for the fridge 😂
Jack: "I ruined a man's life"
GrayStillPlays: "First time?"
I thought thus was a gray still plays upload at first lol
Ahh
More people dying goddammit
dude same?
Call Me Kevin: “Been there, done that”
Jack’s reaction to “smash” was priceless 😆😆
Depression: *exists*
Seán: ima 'bout to end this man's whole career
Jack: “I am big internet star”
Me: *Whos this guy?!?* ... oh he’s dumpy white guy.
Oh, I thought it was Heapass.
@@leahsutherland1664 I thought it was BUMBUM
Shit this isn't Obama's channel
I thought it was dumpy white boy
Dumpy whir boy
Jacks guilty pleasure is irritating neighbours by shouting HYONK HYONK AM GOOSE
no one:
literally no one:
kyle: ARE YOU GUILTY
I love this game. You should ask Rachel "Are You Guilty?" Its actually interesting.
8:38
Jack: I cannot wait to go down this avenue.
Me: He's not already there?
Game: Kyle prepared by being a nudist
Jack: Ohh, because I stopped being a ghost!
Sure, Jack. Let’s go with that.
Jacksepticye: “Top of the morning dumpy white boy here”
"let's do this properly"
Me: uh huh... Sure. Have fun with that one Sean
I love how it takes a full hour for this Kyle to walk somewhere or open the fridge
.. Or.. greet someone when standing in front of them to greet them
Seán: _Have you ever wanted to dictate someone's life...._
Me: *No, cause I already HAVE my life dictated for me already by NUMEROUS people.*
Baby Doll don’t say that!
"Oh! Did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending was my FAVORITE!"
Stanley Parable fan? ;)
"I hope your friends find this concerning."
"Kyle walked into the road and took a long, pondering look around him. Kyle was hit by a car and never seen again" actually i think you're thinking of callmekevin :'^ )
Oh Hell Yes. Finally Someone recognises another very good Irish UA-camr.
-Kyle
-Kevo
-Craig
All(?) Irish, all hit by a moving vehicle.
Jack: Do I purposely want to ruin his life?
Kyle: *Wait what?*
He said “well a good diet starts with a...” then I got a baby add
no one:
kyle: *refers to himself as kyle*
BitLife:
Am I a joke to you?
YES U ARE
*Reads title*
My brain: I'm about to ruin this man's whole life.
"He just woke up famous, what is he a tik toker " 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I can’t be stopped.”
“When will I die?”
“I thought you said we could be friends...”
“I ruined a man’s life.”
*We get it Anti. You’re here.*
EDIT:
“I don’t want to be here anymore.” As well, as Jule said.
Huh, it's the ILLUMANATY CONSPIRACY.
You forgot “I don’t wanna be here anymore“. That makes it even more suspicious ;-;
Headcanon that Anti is kept entertained by making the titles so as to appease him.
_[distant theorist screams]_
Beatcop Dude more like “Illumanti”
Kyle is actually Eric Andre before every interview
kyle: *eats gabby*
also kyle: *carries on with his day like nothing happened*
jack: i just ate someone!
M y n a m e i s G a b b y
@@gabbydangelo1771 same
"Eat the fridge"
-Jacksepticeye 2019
"Kyle's producer, sensing viral media, pulled the bewildered Rachel out of her seat-"
Me: Oh God
with so many people playing "Kyle is famous" I guess you could say that
Kyle is famous is famous
A perfect corny joke, we need more of these
I could say that. But I won't.
Jack: " Do YoU kNoW wHaT i'M sAyIn??"
Also Jack: "do i know what im saying?" 😂😂😂
Me: saying the same thing as Jack without realizing
& YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, STAR-LORD?!
If you’ve watched videos on this or played it yourself, you would know eating the fridge is the best option😂
"Dictate Kyle's life"
Ah yes, the Kyles. You know... The Kyles of the Area 51 raid? The Kyle from South Park? The Kyle that's... LITERALLY MY ACTUAL NAME
That is both unfortunate and hilarious. Cheers fam
no youre jylen
@@simplyevanlopez7982 My username is a combination of my two first names.
I feel you, fellow Kyle -
OH MY GOD I KILLED JIM! Stan, YOU BASTARD!!!
"Report immed"
Oh Jack... It means "immediately" Jack..
*the audience laughed hysterically at the smol brain Jack and this puny comment*
Jack:*Wishes he had a thinking cap*
Me: Remember the Irish flat cap...
As a Kyle I was scared when I got a notification about this video. Never knew Jack would ruin my life.
jack: trying to live in peace
The community: M I N E C R A F TM I N E C R A F T M I N E C R A F T M I N E C R A F T M I N E C R A F T
Yes
Yes.
Yes
Yes
Yes
16:12 reminds me of a poem by Ogden Nash.
I eat my peas with honey.
I've done it all my life.
They do taste kind of funny,
But it keeps them on the knife.
Jack never fails to makes me smile
Even when I'm dying of anxiety while waiting for my therapy appointment
I wish you the best. You got this! 💕
You got this!
*a minute ago and 53 views*
Me at 12 am : "I was at the right place, at the right time"
Now : 1000 Views
Me at 5 pm: 👌
12 Am Gang
12 am gang rise up
Yeet
In the first 3 minutes, "Kyle" is said so many times that it already loses its meaning.
"What's your guilty pleasure?"
I speak for Anti when I say knitting
@Deverick Racoma was it? Dang I can't remember
I'm so obsessed with a cartoon show, that every time I hear 'Kyle', I think of a jew who wears a green Russian hat.
Same tho
"Am I just talkin' to myself, for a UA-cam video?" I mean that's how most UA-cam videos are made, so
Jack: I was a nudist because I stopped being a ghost
Everyone: should we tell him? Nah.
Jack walking around naked: ooooOOOOoooh I'm not naked I'm a ghoooooooost!
Entomophobes: **exist**
11:03 : I'm gonna end this man's whole career
Kyle eats a beetle.
Everyone: BEETLE JUICE!!!!!
I wonder, what if 3 people say "beetlejuice" at once instead of 3 times in a row
Nobody :
Kyle: CONSUME NEIGHBOR
"Leave the bed" or "wither away". Very relatable.
As a Kyle, this us exactly how my day goes
I feel like every one of these endings has probably happened on an actual talk show at some point
Game: Time to have Kyle put in his "Thinking Cap"....
Jack: Man, I wish I had a "Thinking Cap"
2012-2016 Jack's Cap: Am I a Joke to you?!?!?
Me: *eating a burger while watching*
Kyle: *eats bugs*
Me: *cringes at the sound and slowly puts the burger down*
"We've wasted six hours putting on an outfit and leaving the bedroom"
Me, still in pyjamas in bed at 4 PM: "I... don't see the issue here. 0-0"
"Oh. Ohhh. Kyle ISN'T the world's most famous severely depressed, OCD, anciety-ridden mess of a person? Gotcha~"
I hope you're okay...
i’m sorry, but if you actually had problems you wouldn’t say stuff like and put it in a question/statement like that. it makes you look like an attention seeker. like i ACTUALLY have and been DIAGNOSED with:
• Depression
• OCD
• PTSD
• Anxiety
• Psychosis
&
• Anorexia
I don’t go blaring them out like that i don’t make myself seem like an attention seeker i’m sorry but people who ACTUALLY have mental illnesses do NOT do that
Jessie Lathrop
It's okay to seek attention sometimes, it's when it becomes too much and the person is not willing to listen to others that it becomes not okay. At least, in my opinion. I apologize if this comes off as offensive and/or insensitive in any way, it is definitely *not* my intention.
I hope you have a great day, or night!
@@jessl1431 I disagree. Different people have different ways of doing things, and humour can be regional, and for some people, making jokes is their way of taking some control back. I'm not belittling your struggles, though, don't get me wrong, and most of my friend group has some neurodivergence of that ilk. Just like sometimes depression can be a day full of acting fine, anxiety can be a certain blatantly bombastic attitude regarding a sensitive topic.
Jessie Lathrop
Based on your logic, you look like an attention seeker.
18:01
me, who watches GrayStillPlays:
Oh just you focking wait
Jack said "Gabby" I legit lost my shit, then realised it was just in a game. Sad times
Jack: plays the game
GreyStillPlays: my influence grows
Graystillplays*
More ruining lives, dammit!
More influence,damnit!
Other Gray fans hy!
Jack:”do you know what im saying?...do i know what i am saying?!”
Me: He found the code to the pentagon HE IS GOD!
STORM YES!!!!
I got so creeped out seeing this in my reccomended
Ive always wanted to be on a Talk Show.
Ive always wondered how it would to be famous.
and also
My name is Kyle
“Kyle are the bugs.”
Me: *slurping noise*
Kyle: Becomes a ghost.
Jack: Cool!!! I have super powers now!
I’m going through a breakup right now and have been really down. But watching your videos always helps cheer me up a little. Thanks for always being a bright spot on the internet Jack!
No one:
Jack: Call me Loud sweary Irishman
Jack: do *I* even know what i’m saying?
me: I ask myself that everyday jack
New drinking game. Take a shot every time he says kyle
My mum: "go take out the trash"
I stand up and get a notification from jack
me: I will take out the trash later
*sad trash noises*
I’ve completed this game. It gets way crazier. There’s time travel, robots, crime, etc.
The techno jim interview sounds like a lost episode of the eric andre show
As someone who has watched graystillplays this, I can't wait to see Jack's reaction to some of the other endings lol
Hey jack I just wanna let you know you’ve helped me get through a lot of tough times in my life and I’m very great full for that thank you for being the way you are and don’t let other people get you down no matter what happens
I honestly have not laughed so hard at a game in a long time. This feels like a "best hits" of ad-libs choices.
no one:
Literally no one:
jack:lets destroy kyle life everyone.