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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @aloiswatkins9172
    @aloiswatkins9172 5 років тому +4995

    me: "how could this be an hour and 20 minutes long?"
    mark: *describes Baby with a lot more words than I was ready for at any opportunity*

    • @aliceangel3294
      @aliceangel3294 5 років тому +16

      Agreed

    • @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP
      @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP 5 років тому +131

      *GOOD GOOD*

    • @menacingcandy4464
      @menacingcandy4464 5 років тому +100

      Mark: GOOD GOOD UP DOWN BABY MOVE ME LIKE THAT

    • @mothereric8774
      @mothereric8774 5 років тому +34

      “Sock”

    • @sp_ridley
      @sp_ridley 5 років тому +87

      This narration between Baby and Markiplier seems like the script writer had this very creepy scenario on their mind for a long time.

  • @N3bu14Gr4y
    @N3bu14Gr4y 4 роки тому +4603

    "I'm assuming 'sock' is just a euphemism for 'condom.'"
    "A sock requires fluids? Since when?!"
    _~Markiplier_

    • @thefran3531
      @thefran3531 4 роки тому +38

      i read the first part at the exact moment he said it and nearly died
      ** ʱªʱªʱª(˃̣̣̥∀˂̣̣̥) **

    • @random_person_i_guess
      @random_person_i_guess 4 роки тому +16

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @atlnoles9728
      @atlnoles9728 4 роки тому +15

      THE FRAN oh my god same wtf

    • @DrLili-DrawnByTheDevil
      @DrLili-DrawnByTheDevil 4 роки тому +43

      Ughhhhh he really need to do a "Rediscovering the Classics" series! Theres so many games Id love to see him play again!

    • @Smallbean2007
      @Smallbean2007 4 роки тому +7

      FLUID TIME!

  • @pjjuezan7549
    @pjjuezan7549 4 роки тому +3211

    i like how no one is talking about how smug Tom looked while everyone else lied there dead

    • @midnightheart5905
      @midnightheart5905 4 роки тому +111

      Makes me kind of wonder if he was ok with Mark dying for rejecting him O_O

    • @minionyou9167
      @minionyou9167 4 роки тому +122

      I thought *H E* killed them at first

    • @chengliu9564
      @chengliu9564 3 роки тому +13

      i read this after clicking on the video and now i feel betrayed

    • @Bryc3e
      @Bryc3e 3 роки тому +8

      Dude I scroll down to the comments 35 minutes in and I see this :/

    • @maddiesmenagerie8853
      @maddiesmenagerie8853 3 роки тому +2

      @@Bryc3e same but 50 :(

  • @Bredkid96
    @Bredkid96 2 роки тому +262

    Let’s appreciate how good markipliers run was (except for the ending). Like nobody got sick, hurt, or insane, he never ran out of food, and he even got a soulmate in the run!

  • @eiteiei4063
    @eiteiei4063 4 роки тому +2671

    Everyone's just dead and Tom's just sitting there all smug

    • @primusuckz
      @primusuckz 3 роки тому +3

      copied comment

    • @primusuckz
      @primusuckz 3 роки тому +2

      oof man

    • @eiteiei4063
      @eiteiei4063 3 роки тому +61

      @@primusuckz I didn't copy this. It's possible there's a similar one with so many comments left here, but it is completely accidental if I am the one who commented later than the other person :/

    • @primusuckz
      @primusuckz 3 роки тому

      aight

    • @ona512
      @ona512 3 роки тому +11

      this is why youtube needs a spoiler tag for comments. :/

  • @arcticfox5379
    @arcticfox5379 4 роки тому +2245

    “Maybe he was calling me daddy, maybe I misinterpreted that”
    I died 😂

    • @AbgHadi
      @AbgHadi 3 роки тому +2

      Why is there no comments?

    • @antiseptic6137
      @antiseptic6137 3 роки тому +1

      Idk

    • @online2000.
      @online2000. 3 роки тому +28

      His name is Baby after all

    • @Zotsyummy
      @Zotsyummy 3 роки тому +2

      WAIT WHAT

    • @Idk-rr8mt
      @Idk-rr8mt 3 роки тому +4

      @@online2000. I didn’t think o that 😳

  • @corbingannon905
    @corbingannon905 3 роки тому +3197

    Mark narrated this so well, I was convinced there was actually a voice from the computer reading it 💀

    • @nekozimo
      @nekozimo 3 роки тому +11

      True

    • @wanjoris
      @wanjoris 2 роки тому +8

      welp someone already commented this, good job

    • @ot9twicee117
      @ot9twicee117 2 роки тому +9

      Same bc I was just closing my eyes and listening to the first part of the video and not watching it so when I opened my eyes I realized it was mark narrating the book and I was so surprised 😭

    • @RohanSingh-cf9tk
      @RohanSingh-cf9tk 2 роки тому +11

      if they update the game they should let mark voice the computer

    • @kevinsundelin8639
      @kevinsundelin8639 Рік тому +4

      We call this voice acting

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 2 роки тому +621

    "I have turned every bodily fluid I have, back into soup."
    If Mark ever invites you over for dinner, and mentions you are having soup, politely decline.

    • @Dave_Miller69
      @Dave_Miller69 Рік тому

      EVERY bodily fluid, would that include his cu-

    • @pinkishpenguin4489
      @pinkishpenguin4489 11 місяців тому +9

      makes me remember a very old three scary games video "you may have some soup if you would like" mark: "HOW ABOUT WE NOT DO THAT"

    • @Red2332
      @Red2332 2 місяці тому

      Nah bro we drink Mark's every bodily fluid if it's soup. No homo.

  • @efulmer8675
    @efulmer8675 3 роки тому +4048

    Game: "You perished."
    Tom: *"Am I a joke to you?"*

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 3 роки тому +49

      Well, if the Captain (ie. YOU) dies, it's an immediate game over

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 3 роки тому +183

      @@antonhagbox02 True, but it made me laugh that there was still someone alive in the background.

    • @samfrow8923
      @samfrow8923 3 роки тому +85

      Tom’s stupid. He would have eaten all the food in one day and died because the aliens thought he was a malfunctioning robot

    • @MrInfinity0911
      @MrInfinity0911 2 роки тому

      yes

    • @inkjustink4936
      @inkjustink4936 2 роки тому +9

      @@samfrow8923 Ehem *III Tics intelligence* ehem
      Are you sure about that

  • @pentagonofpeople
    @pentagonofpeople 4 роки тому +999

    Tom returning at the end all "Hey guys, what'd I miss?"

    • @BrodiniPanini
      @BrodiniPanini 4 роки тому +46

      Oh. My. God, Finally someone else who noticed that!! It was so funny too! I wish this got more likes, ngl. 5 aint enough. *puts a sticker of a like button onto pentagonofpeople's face* (wait it's a pentagon...does it have a face? Whatever.)

    • @mynameberamen1779
      @mynameberamen1779 4 роки тому +3

      That's the best part.

    • @TinedTexas
      @TinedTexas 4 роки тому +7

      I was wondering why he survived😂😂

    • @mikylacardwell3101
      @mikylacardwell3101 4 роки тому +1

      That's pretty funny lol, also I'm your 300th like :D

    • @sodapopshop9214
      @sodapopshop9214 4 роки тому +10

      *IS THAT A HAMILTON REFERENCE*

  • @wakawakatakeover
    @wakawakatakeover 5 років тому +3595

    I freaking love the contrast between Mark and Jack's play throughs.
    Jack: Struggling to survive at all.
    Mark: Look at all this soup! I'm doing great!
    Jack: Oh, stop whining! You aren't starving yet!
    Mark: I don't need to give everyone food, but I'm going to, because we are friends!
    Jack: Constantly boils down the artifact to have just enough material to make soup to survive. Never has any materials to do the special events
    Mark: Oh, darn. I should have had the artifact. But oh well. While having literally every object on hand and ready, just in case.

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit 5 років тому +256

      And then Mark died to bullshit. I wonder if he'd survive on his second try.
      I didn't even know the well-fed status was a thing. I might have to steal that part of Mark's strategy if I pick up a copy of this game.

    • @KarmaIsLily
      @KarmaIsLily 5 років тому +4

      right XD

    • @thetestinggrounds7855
      @thetestinggrounds7855 5 років тому +62

      Jack had a point though. They weren't starving. 😂

    • @DarrianYates
      @DarrianYates 5 років тому +21

      Why does Mark have to ban them if he takes their answer? D:

    • @pekachu2260
      @pekachu2260 5 років тому +5

      True XD it's like night and day

  • @moaningasianman8324
    @moaningasianman8324 3 роки тому +986

    Everyone: Dead
    Tom: "Can somebody warm up my soup" *preceeds to smile confidently*

    • @igretrovods9189
      @igretrovods9189 2 роки тому +4

      Lmao 🤣

    • @Silly_willy_afton
      @Silly_willy_afton Рік тому +1

      Tom killed them…. ooxsaqjerjviityiwrgjbefyn

    • @Vicioussnakeboy
      @Vicioussnakeboy Рік тому +15

      Tom: Hey guys how ya doi- Guys? Frick, they're dead, guess I'll just eat this soup then.

  • @larzlemon1381
    @larzlemon1381 5 років тому +777

    "They left me in jail. Said I wasn't even theirs. BUT I SCRUBBED THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE."

  • @TryNotToLie
    @TryNotToLie 3 роки тому +2898

    Imagine how awkward it must've been for Tom and Dee Dee as Emmet was 'pressed against'

    • @itwasidio1736
      @itwasidio1736 3 роки тому +284

      Tom: ...so are we gonna talk about them fu-
      Dee Dee: No. Just let them get it over with.

    • @iamthemouse4483
      @iamthemouse4483 3 роки тому +145

      Also Deedee: *Records it while biting her lip*

    • @birdgvee4982
      @birdgvee4982 3 роки тому +56

      They did it, too.

    • @Jesse_17
      @Jesse_17 Рік тому +7

      @@birdgvee4982 Ah, I see.

    • @camo_dactyl4561
      @camo_dactyl4561 Рік тому +6

      @@birdgvee4982 best way to ignore them, imo

  • @numerous_bees4224
    @numerous_bees4224 4 роки тому +4593

    Mark was just falling in love with Baby for the whole gameplay.
    *This is great.*

    • @spencertang5155
      @spencertang5155 4 роки тому +74

      Yeah, least until baby got bombed by mark’s choice to recite pi. I guess they died together

    • @comradeshrimp
      @comradeshrimp 4 роки тому +57

      well my thoughts on baby went from my bestfriend to son then the only one i trusted the soulmate so thats fun

    • @rainbowrootbeer7106
      @rainbowrootbeer7106 3 роки тому +42

      I love it its gay ♡ lol

    • @comradeshrimp
      @comradeshrimp 3 роки тому +30

      @@rainbowrootbeer7106 just like me lol

    • @squshymellow4621
      @squshymellow4621 3 роки тому +22

      @@comradeshrimp and meh too

  • @xerciestherussiantoaster4194
    @xerciestherussiantoaster4194 3 роки тому +1841

    Alternative Title: Mark being elevated and descended for an hour straight

  • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
    @amondhawes-khalifa1949 3 роки тому +1761

    "Where are you right now?!"
    "I'm at soup!"
    *"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!"*

  • @thenecromancer5007
    @thenecromancer5007 3 роки тому +688

    I love how they referenced 60 Seconds by calling the sock puppet Mary Jane

    • @charlieduzstuff2933
      @charlieduzstuff2933 3 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @charlieduzstuff2933
      @charlieduzstuff2933 3 роки тому +5

      I have that game

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 2 роки тому +5

      And of course the reference zoomed right past Mark and his "big brain"

    • @lilacamaris518
      @lilacamaris518 2 роки тому +29

      I know this comment is old but it changes between the names of the family from 60 Seconds. Sometimes it’ll be Ted, Dolores, Mary Jane, or Timmy ^^

    • @odasiam6342
      @odasiam6342 Рік тому +9

      Doesn’t it take place in the same universe with Different perspectives on what happened since the atomic bomb still happened

  • @Treyast
    @Treyast 5 років тому +2266

    Mark: "How do you upgrade duct tape?"
    Answer: Turn it into *F L E X T A P E*

    • @ak-ip3hm
      @ak-ip3hm 4 роки тому +42

      That's a lotta damage tho

    • @kiwi9164
      @kiwi9164 4 роки тому +6

      Omg XD

    • @liamcoy5865
      @liamcoy5865 4 роки тому +12

      jontron:S L A P O N T H A T F L E X T A P E W I T H T H E M I G H T O F Z E U S

    • @mynameberamen1779
      @mynameberamen1779 4 роки тому +10

      The super strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair!

    • @ashtonharper652
      @ashtonharper652 4 роки тому +1

      I wanna like but it’s at the perfect number 😂

  • @AJRensir
    @AJRensir 3 роки тому +305

    “Baby thinks of you as his soulmate!”
    Mark: *Sweating* “ELEVATING! DESCENDING! GOOD! GOOD!”

  • @aidanpozsgay8034
    @aidanpozsgay8034 4 роки тому +7649

    Basically just Mark yelling "Good, Good!" "Elevating, Descending!"

  • @crossworlds3197
    @crossworlds3197 4 роки тому +6742

    Mark in the start: Calls baby loser
    Mark in the middle: Now Calls baby soap washer
    Mark in the end:Calls baby soulmate

    • @kimuires
      @kimuires 4 роки тому +245

      Character development

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 роки тому +58

      the first two are in the start, I think the soulmate thing started at the middle, but ok

    • @thatguy763
      @thatguy763 4 роки тому +49

      “Good, Good.”

    • @unevenasp4633
      @unevenasp4633 4 роки тому +3

      901rst like btw

    • @denissomkin1307
      @denissomkin1307 4 роки тому +17

      next thing you know, they do some up and downs

  • @necromancersweat
    @necromancersweat 4 роки тому +4056

    "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to my space fanfiction"

    • @yohatboi7260
      @yohatboi7260 3 роки тому +13

      Yooo 40th like!!!

    • @cascas9656
      @cascas9656 3 роки тому +6

      173 likes!!

    • @erykahvanier6913
      @erykahvanier6913 3 роки тому +38

      I’m already shipping Mark’s character and Baby😂💜✨

    • @WRWC1L2
      @WRWC1L2 3 роки тому +38

      **Starts off the video with a caveman yell and a couple of slaps to the leg*

    • @squshymellow4621
      @squshymellow4621 3 роки тому +17

      "Where I make MANY fanfiction"

  • @CurlyMcFryo
    @CurlyMcFryo Рік тому +160

    Markiplier spends like 30 seconds just talking about how good baby scrubs things 😂

  • @rust_player5675
    @rust_player5675 3 роки тому +608

    "Soup is water so soup."
    ~Markiplier

  • @Katsunai
    @Katsunai 6 років тому +412

    "Baby scrubbed real good.
    Baby once scrubbed a baby, Scrubbed it out of existence."
    I'm dead XD

    • @plasmetal8225
      @plasmetal8225 6 років тому +30

      "'They left me in jail. Said I wasn't even theirs.' But I *SCRUBBED THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE."*

    • @ianlawvoiceover1056
      @ianlawvoiceover1056 6 років тому +14

      Not as dead as that baby

  • @masterofthiccness2157
    @masterofthiccness2157 6 років тому +2202

    Mark: You can’t upgrade tape
    Phil Swift: Hold my beer

  • @thekameha1
    @thekameha1 3 роки тому +630

    Emmet and baby is such a cute couple and you can't deny it and if you do *baby will scrub you out of a existence*

    • @thepestilentone
      @thepestilentone Рік тому +48

      He once scrubbed a baby, nobody ever saw that baby ever again.

    • @kylethelucario8963
      @kylethelucario8963 Рік тому +3

      I am totally denying it and Baby can’t do a bloody thing about it

    • @dazedazedazz2939
      @dazedazedazz2939 3 місяці тому

      Out of *a* existence, this implies that Baby has such strength to completely scrub you off the face of *a* existence.
      Thats right, not your existence, but *A* existence.

  • @vampblckheartofdeath
    @vampblckheartofdeath 5 років тому +495

    I felt more for the relationship between the Captain and Baby than I have for any fanfiction in a long time.

    • @novicehammer
      @novicehammer 4 роки тому

      It took a year but you have 400 likes

  • @gotoveritlmao8202
    @gotoveritlmao8202 5 років тому +1032

    This game is definitely more comedic then the first one.

    • @bighitter4791
      @bighitter4791 4 роки тому +4

      Than

    • @TijnWessels
      @TijnWessels 4 роки тому +1

      Aw why is your name "Depressed Idiot"? :/

    • @TijnWessels
      @TijnWessels 4 роки тому +1

      @Large Ballsack then why is _your_ name large ballsack? XD

    • @TijnWessels
      @TijnWessels 4 роки тому +2

      @Large Ballsack I want to talk to your -manager- *human*

    • @TijnWessels
      @TijnWessels 4 роки тому

      @Large Ballsack *Sir, you tested positive for funniness*
      *And Corona*

  • @kristinasvocals3706
    @kristinasvocals3706 4 роки тому +444

    As he *elevated* and *lowered* me. "Good. *Good* " Baby had me shakin' like a leaf. Baby like workout. Use me as a barbell. *up* and *down* whispering through his teeth into my ear " good. *good* " MARK WTF I LOVE THIS. This is definitely gonna turn into some sort of fanfic😂

    • @CocoTeamRacing
      @CocoTeamRacing 4 роки тому +24

      26:20 The part everybody is looking for.

    • @elismith6106
      @elismith6106 3 роки тому +7

      I think mark is gonna be the one writing the fandic

    • @wellvincanete4481
      @wellvincanete4481 3 роки тому +2

      FAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    • @7.62Jayline
      @7.62Jayline 3 роки тому +8

      The Wattpad writers are here...
      EVERYONE HIDE

  • @AllieLeeAnne
    @AllieLeeAnne 3 роки тому +3436

    This whole video was just Markiplier mistaking an innocent scene for hardcore gay sex and just rolling with it.

  • @dudeitssalt4249
    @dudeitssalt4249 5 років тому +515

    Rip Baby and Emmett their love was too pure for the cosmos. Some say you can still hear their whispers... *good good*

  • @christopherjames617
    @christopherjames617 5 років тому +2157

    if this becomes a movie , then i demand Mark be the computer's voice

    • @natalyaballard3744
      @natalyaballard3744 5 років тому +63

      And Baby's voice too

    • @gracefulslumber8441
      @gracefulslumber8441 4 роки тому +57

      Then Ethan can be Dede, Jack can be Tom, and Tyler can be Emmet.

    • @emosoup8505
      @emosoup8505 4 роки тому +12

      We all need this to happen

    • @LK-ir2pg
      @LK-ir2pg 4 роки тому +44

      It got to the point that I forgot it was mark talking because it was so soothing and unlike his other voices he was using

    • @ENTR0PY
      @ENTR0PY 4 роки тому +8

      @@gracefulslumber8441 I don't think it's the greatest idea for Ethan to voice a black character lol.

  • @knifethepichu3353
    @knifethepichu3353 5 років тому +512

    R.I.P. Some dude
    Died at age 19
    Cause of death: Baby scrubbing him out of existence

    • @cindervee478
      @cindervee478 4 роки тому +13

      Za hando

    • @Mcporkroast
      @Mcporkroast 4 роки тому +1

      @@cindervee478 That's surprisingly fitting.

    • @cindervee478
      @cindervee478 4 роки тому +1

      @@Mcporkroast that was the idea

  • @tinabean4278
    @tinabean4278 2 роки тому +49

    6:03 "I'M smart, YOU dumb" -- Captain Mark Edward Fischbach's motivational masterpiece

  • @AClassyGuy
    @AClassyGuy 4 роки тому +4224

    All Mark did was accidentally create a love-story between Emmet and Baby.
    EDIT: Ship begins at 26:00

  • @scottiskinner4400
    @scottiskinner4400 3 роки тому +393

    I love how you and Baby’s romance blossomed over the course of an hour and twenty minutes

  • @taizomichael7294
    @taizomichael7294 4 роки тому +583

    "I'd rather be dead with friends than alive without em'."
    *currently alone*

  • @b2crazyeye
    @b2crazyeye 3 роки тому +172

    I absolutely understand marks anger at the end i would’ve fucking refunded the game after that shit

  • @Ducky-lb2hk
    @Ducky-lb2hk 3 роки тому +658

    “Ooh, good”
    “but you gotta be banned for backseat gaming”

    • @Captain_Shiba
      @Captain_Shiba 3 роки тому +80

      Ngl that kinda pissed me off

    • @yuutatogashi541
      @yuutatogashi541 3 роки тому +24

      @@Captain_Shiba same

    • @TheGr0nch
      @TheGr0nch 3 роки тому +45

      @@Captain_Shiba he didn't really do it lmfao

    • @darknes08757
      @darknes08757 3 роки тому +33

      Omg right?! Wtf was that. I hope that was a joke bc otherwise that’s mean

    • @phobia7786
      @phobia7786 3 роки тому +22

      @@darknes08757 it’s Markiplier...you think he was serious?

  • @ilovehollowknightandultrakill
    @ilovehollowknightandultrakill 3 роки тому +642

    Mark being Baby's soulmate*
    Wattpad writers : *its time to shine*

    • @Willowiskey
      @Willowiskey 2 роки тому +5

      Oh heeeeel naw😭

    • @Willowiskey
      @Willowiskey Рік тому +1

      @_tocaneon_7262 becarefuul guys
      Wattpad is such a story to unfold

  • @cubbybunnyx
    @cubbybunnyx 5 років тому +704

    " *how do you upgrade tape* "
    Later:
    "OH baby... *baby* "

  • @edmortis
    @edmortis 2 роки тому +31

    “Baby scrubbed my house once. Leveled it down to the basement” lives in my head rent free

  • @crusty_potato7261
    @crusty_potato7261 3 роки тому +2125

    mark: GoOd gOod he said as he ElevATEd aND deElevaTed, uP aND dOWN gOoD GooD He whISPereD ThrOUgH hiS TeetH
    me, a Wattpad writer: *AGGRESSIVELY TAKES NOTES*

    • @eyeba11candyy
      @eyeba11candyy 3 роки тому +167

      “WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!”

    • @pinkghost1094
      @pinkghost1094 3 роки тому +56

      I wheeze laughed at this---

    • @flarefox1912
      @flarefox1912 3 роки тому +14

      What's your user? What kind of things do you have? I'm just curious

    • @crusty_potato7261
      @crusty_potato7261 3 роки тому +33

      @@flarefox1912 i write mostly smut (but i have some fluff and angst as well) and im currently focused on a oneshot book of nothing but follower's requests. user is smeyxlottlebabe lol dont judge it was what came up when i keyboard smashed :p

    • @flarefox1912
      @flarefox1912 3 роки тому +6

      @@crusty_potato7261 k I'll look :)

  • @trustmeidontlie1906
    @trustmeidontlie1906 6 років тому +376

    Mark: _How can tape get better_
    Me: *TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE...*

    • @katamaniac
      @katamaniac 6 років тому +15

      @xXTheAcePilotXx *THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*

    • @boulderthefat154
      @boulderthefat154 6 років тому +2

      @@katamaniac 😧 you beat me

    • @mca967
      @mca967 6 років тому +11

      *AND REPAIRED IT WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE!*

    • @trustmeidontlie1906
      @trustmeidontlie1906 6 років тому

      @@boulderthefat154 Believe me freind I know how that feels, there is always a next time.

    • @Dig_Duke_SFM
      @Dig_Duke_SFM 6 років тому +2

      *NOW INTRODUCING FLEX SEAL!!! ITS SO STRONG!! NOT EVEN THE VACUUM OF SPACE CAN BREAK THIS FANTASTIC COAT!!!*

  • @leonisnothere2083
    @leonisnothere2083 6 років тому +509

    Jack: everything goes to shit
    Mark: pretty decent job +soulmate Baby +Friendship

    • @axolotlking1072
      @axolotlking1072 6 років тому +16

      Mia Rowell in all fairness though, I’m fairly certain the game has been updated since jack played it, to be a bit easier on the soup lol

    • @xdisastriuos_2505
      @xdisastriuos_2505 6 років тому +5

      This is soo true

    • @Yoinkkerzz
      @Yoinkkerzz 6 років тому +3

      Fr but jack is still great 😂

    • @caroltyler244
      @caroltyler244 6 років тому +4

      Wade: went to s*** to

    • @SirEclipseWz
      @SirEclipseWz 5 років тому +2

      GOOD GOOD

  • @JasonBarrettePiano
    @JasonBarrettePiano 2 роки тому +80

    “What is this cow-ass cow?!” Easily my favorite Mark line

  • @authorlacey
    @authorlacey 5 років тому +1054

    At least Mark and Baby died together, Baby's last words
    "Good, good."
    Mark with tears in his eyes had baby lift him up one more time in a loving embrace.
    As they smoked weed and had coffee...
    The End

  • @torbeicto6735
    @torbeicto6735 4 роки тому +901

    Mark: “how do you upgrade duct tape?”
    My Brain: “To show you the power of flex tape I SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF”

  • @dtl2.092
    @dtl2.092 5 років тому +578

    I like how tom’s still alive just sitting there and chilling

    • @SylvisNuvara
      @SylvisNuvara 5 років тому +28

      Tom's no robot apparently

    • @deelim5092
      @deelim5092 5 років тому +17

      Heyy guys what happened to you guys you guys look more skeletal than before

    • @natalyaballard3744
      @natalyaballard3744 5 років тому +22

      baby
      😵
      emmet
      😵
      deedee
      😵
      Tom
      🙃
      👈👈

    • @scroti2042
      @scroti2042 5 років тому +16

      Like the chad he is

    • @TristanoftheTrees
      @TristanoftheTrees 5 років тому +5

      he found some spare space ganja and lit up and chilled

  • @scribbles_spills_the_ink
    @scribbles_spills_the_ink 3 роки тому +99

    I literally yelled, "ARE YOU MAD!!??" when Mark decided to shoot!! The!!! Bomb!!!

  • @katelynbelue6812
    @katelynbelue6812 3 роки тому +1044

    After coming back to this, I've just realized baby had daddy issues

    • @squishybrrrrt
      @squishybrrrrt 3 роки тому +98

      No no no not anymore Mark is his daddy now

    • @bean3571
      @bean3571 3 роки тому +51

      And his theme song is daddy issues from the neighborhood

    • @thekameha1
      @thekameha1 3 роки тому +10

      @@bean3571 I'm dead 🤣

    • @lol-sr9pl
      @lol-sr9pl 3 роки тому +13

      @@bean3571 I have daddy issues and I love that song lmao

    • @sulfurs_rage374
      @sulfurs_rage374 3 роки тому +3

      @@lol-sr9pl same

  • @mykaylatowell1190
    @mykaylatowell1190 6 років тому +578

    Every time he talks about him and baby it sounds like hes reading a bad smut scene

    • @rye1371
      @rye1371 6 років тому +10

      Or those fandoms

    • @FfStar
      @FfStar 6 років тому +14

      I hear a fan fic coming on..... And a sequal too!

    • @mykaylatowell1190
      @mykaylatowell1190 6 років тому +13

      @@FfStar lol it just felt so weird listening to him drone out about that 😂😂😂

    • @cantproducemyownnick
      @cantproducemyownnick 5 років тому +8

      or a really good one

    • @AnyMoouse138
      @AnyMoouse138 5 років тому +7

      “As he ascends me and descends me “good good”

  • @jackjeffrey3505
    @jackjeffrey3505 5 років тому +779

    The last message was:
    You perished. Y'all died by a explosive tracking missile.
    Below that:
    Tom returned from his expedition. He asks: :Hey guYs, Im hUngry, wHo CaN wArM uP soMe SouP?? oh. UpsEes, EveryonE DeAd"
    "Tom seems a bit confused."

    • @theskullicorn4588
      @theskullicorn4588 5 років тому +2

      Im writing this cause im stuck in the android keyboard

    • @linkandzelda4725
      @linkandzelda4725 4 роки тому

      Yep

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy 4 роки тому +3

      Seems understandable, like, who would expect to just go out and investigate an area outside your space pod, and come back to find that oh, everyone turned into skeletons very quickly.

  • @dragoncrystalz3541
    @dragoncrystalz3541 3 роки тому +67

    I like how the computer is actually looking forward to marks speech. That’s not a sign that the computer is way too smart or anything.

  • @lankycide77
    @lankycide77 3 роки тому +3581

    I couldn't remember why Mark never came back to this game, then I remembered the ending. I don't blame him.

    • @chaos00000
      @chaos00000 3 роки тому +175

      yeah that was so annoying

    • @Beaverhound
      @Beaverhound 3 роки тому +338

      instant death from 1 wrong option

    • @kexard
      @kexard 3 роки тому +375

      I mean, why bother adding all of these intricacies if one wrong move will not only kill you, but make you start over from the beginning?

    • @skyethenerd1054
      @skyethenerd1054 3 роки тому +150

      @@kexard yeah, it really is so stupid, this and 60 seconds are just really bad games imo bc stuff like that happens all the time in both of them

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 3 роки тому +18

      Good review against this game.

  • @Chris06660
    @Chris06660 6 років тому +328

    The thing with baby is basically like most fanfictions that exist

    • @Rhettstag118
      @Rhettstag118 6 років тому +10

      I was gonna like this comment but I wanted to keep the likes at 69

    • @kalysian
      @kalysian 4 роки тому +1

      GOoD gOOD

  • @-Miasimon
    @-Miasimon 5 років тому +754

    "Hey, uh.. I think Captain has space madness."
    "No, that's just Markiplier. He's.. uh.. special."

    • @vanessadeanmiller9205
      @vanessadeanmiller9205 5 років тому +3

      I know

    • @Katomou
      @Katomou 5 років тому +4

      *special*

    • @bobmcboblin
      @bobmcboblin 5 років тому +2

      hehe. I'm markiplier

    • @ToxicAven
      @ToxicAven 5 років тому +5

      Special, as defined as a psychotic lunatic that spends 10 hours a day trying to do this shit

    • @bobmcboblin
      @bobmcboblin 5 років тому +1

      @@ToxicAven that is my personality. I spend 10 hours working on soda cans

  • @ColossalReaperN7
    @ColossalReaperN7 2 роки тому +49

    8:30 "Idk what you're aiming at here but it might be the uterus" - Markiplier 2018

  • @benson8or124
    @benson8or124 6 років тому +418

    >Baby scrubs floor for 1,000,000 time
    >Baby gains 1 intelligence
    >Baby becomes self aware
    >Baby scrubs Mark out of existence
    >Baby succeeds his life’s goal
    >Baby scrubs Baby out of existence
    >The end

  • @CryptidCollective
    @CryptidCollective 4 роки тому +261

    no one gonna point out that Baby and Emitt's relationship is adorable? Just got to the part that he fell asleep in baby's arms and I just-

    • @ab3ki84hayate
      @ab3ki84hayate 3 роки тому +49

      The way he elevated him and de-elevated him "Good, good" he yelled as he turns you into a barbell as you get lifts you up and puts you down

    • @ab3ki84hayate
      @ab3ki84hayate 3 роки тому +9

      GUN

    • @theserpentshand.6336
      @theserpentshand.6336 3 роки тому

      @@ab3ki84hayate Stop liking your own comment

    • @ab3ki84hayate
      @ab3ki84hayate 3 роки тому +12

      @@theserpentshand.6336 Im not?

    • @cameronagha1449
      @cameronagha1449 3 роки тому +1

      It wasn’t adorable

  • @brittanynikole6141
    @brittanynikole6141 6 років тому +217

    *BABY ONCE SCRUBBED A BABY.*
    *NEVER SAW THAT BABY AGAIN.*
    *SCRUBBED IT RIGHT OUTTA EXISTENCE.*
    *BABY KNOWS HOW TO SCRUB*
    *BABY GON' SCRUB REAL GOOD*
    12:42

  • @fakepillow1
    @fakepillow1 2 роки тому +30

    Viewer: *suggests using shovel*
    Mark: oooh you might be onto something, but you're banned

  • @hoarsebard
    @hoarsebard 4 роки тому +551

    Tom actually starves slower than the others. Fun facts.

    • @Rusiel
      @Rusiel 4 роки тому +3

      Really?

    • @leander9323
      @leander9323 4 роки тому +98

      I think he generally is tougher. He too gets insane slower. That' s why he is not perfect in any stat..but just above average.

    • @davidj3841
      @davidj3841 4 роки тому +42

      @@leander9323 He's a jack of all trades

    • @freakinoutwolf6405
      @freakinoutwolf6405 4 роки тому +39

      That is DeeDee
      Tom's special attribute is he can randomly get items out of nowhere.

    • @someguy1686
      @someguy1686 4 роки тому +7

      Tom actually starves the fastest lol

  • @wokeypsyche
    @wokeypsyche 5 років тому +738

    Legend has it that Baby is still whispering "Good, Good.." while bench pressing the captain to this day

  • @sagesammoy
    @sagesammoy 6 років тому +413

    wow, that was the luckiest play through of this game I've ever seen

    • @magicthunder24
      @magicthunder24 6 років тому +84

      And somehow also the unluvkiest I've ever seen, literally one wrong move and it all went to shit and that wrong move would usually be assumed to be right

    • @miyomikonran
      @miyomikonran 6 років тому +39

      Right? I thought the same! Especially Mark played it for the first time! I expected a lot of bad decisions :'D I think it's probably because he took the smartest guy as capitain istead of DD, and had really balanced crew in result.

    • @labori4155
      @labori4155 6 років тому +6

      Same no body got sick no bad things happened no body died

    • @grammaticalrouge29
      @grammaticalrouge29 5 років тому +14

      The RNG smilled upon Markiplier until that very last Rocks Fall Everyone Dies (except Tom).
      First time I played I lasted 31 days but everyone was either starving or wounded (or both), parasitic alien fruits were growing in the shuttle and galaxy fearing locust were invading the nuclear winter covered piece of scumbag rock called planet I happen to fall into. All in all, luck seems to play a huge role in your chance of success. Or maybe I shouldn't have let my crew eat from that alien fruit.
      10 out of 10, would be infected by brain parasites again.

    • @gamernist3050
      @gamernist3050 5 років тому +2

      i know, right XD and he still died

  • @nnaa111
    @nnaa111 Рік тому +16

    He was having so much fun and just got slapped in the face in the end there 💀

  • @melvinhotdogman6926
    @melvinhotdogman6926 5 років тому +688

    He protecc
    He atacc
    But most importantly
    Mark wants Baby to Scrub it Bacc

    • @mikemedd9710
      @mikemedd9710 5 років тому +3

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 5 років тому +10

      He protec, he attac, but most importantly, Marc love him bacc.

    • @deelim5092
      @deelim5092 5 років тому +4

      But most importantly he lifts and decends and lifts and said "good good"

    • @sadlad8978
      @sadlad8978 4 роки тому +2

      Is this a destrey Smith reference, or did I just not get his original reference?

  • @noodlemusic18
    @noodlemusic18 5 років тому +333

    Mark: "Baby scrubbed it out of existence!"
    Spongebob: "I know this looks bad but I'm Innocent.

  • @donovans.2088
    @donovans.2088 3 роки тому +352

    No one:
    Tom comes back from an expedition
    Sees everyone dead:
    Also tom: eh can i have some SOUP

  • @tinabean4278
    @tinabean4278 2 роки тому +119

    12:36 I'll be honest, I really would have loved to see what kind of cleaning concoction Baby would have haphazardly created, but I'm pretty Strength is the right choice here xD

  • @Orangeyouglad870
    @Orangeyouglad870 4 роки тому +413

    “Would you like to ask Baby to clean the floor?”
    Mark: BABY’S STAND IS ZA HANDO

  • @monikamorningstarshadlo4129
    @monikamorningstarshadlo4129 4 роки тому +347

    “Good, good” Mark continuously screamed. He was being raised and lowered repeatedly.

    • @Dave_Miller69
      @Dave_Miller69 Рік тому +7

      Someone needs to put that line in a wattpad story

  • @icelily270
    @icelily270 6 років тому +991

    Me half way through the video: Wow, he might actually make it through
    Me at the end: Well...that was anti-climatic

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit 5 років тому +59

      Without spoiling anything ... that was horseshit. 60 Seconds had dick moves too, but I don't think it went as far as what Mark faced.

    • @Halfpintofficial
      @Halfpintofficial 5 років тому +36

      This game has always been fun to watch Mark play, but these 1-turn deaths in this game and 60-seconds get REALLY OLD! I can only imagine how Mark feels.

    • @jlglink2350
      @jlglink2350 5 років тому +17

      the white nightfury honestly dude honestly I hundred percent expected him to live and then that happened

    • @wyattsaum272
      @wyattsaum272 5 років тому +2

      Robots are smart and strong they were going to maybe die at some point

    • @nickdavid1846
      @nickdavid1846 5 років тому +4

      @Grover Bowie that was random, but ok

  • @ThatOneBlackGuy
    @ThatOneBlackGuy 3 роки тому +65

    When this video came out, I was 3-4 months into having no job, last semester of college at a University stateside, and did not know if I'd live to see the next week. I recall this video coming out, and being so sour from my struggles, I just bypassed it. Here I am, nearly 3 years later, with a 6-figure job, and I hope all of you struggling realize your goals & hardships. Best wishes~

  • @gl-cq6mp
    @gl-cq6mp 6 років тому +213

    Mark: "I'ma smart."
    Mark from like a day ago:"Our leggies"
    Me: "Sure mark, whatever gets you through the day"

    • @johnnafrazier7858
      @johnnafrazier7858 6 років тому +1

      I saw this and died from laughing

    • @Josh-dj6it
      @Josh-dj6it 6 років тому

      卄乇ㄚ 丨ㄒ'丂 卩乇ㄒ乇

    • @anoob785
      @anoob785 6 років тому

      卄乇ㄚ 丨ㄒ'丂 卩乇ㄒ乇.

    • @yochristal
      @yochristal 6 років тому

      I mean leggies still means legs

    • @gl-cq6mp
      @gl-cq6mp 6 років тому

      @@johnnafrazier7858 Ha-ha glad I could make your day ;))

  • @Electrovicane
    @Electrovicane 6 років тому +543

    Mark: “How do you upgrade duct-tape?”
    Phill Swift: “HI! PHILL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE!”

    • @aylacaudle9871
      @aylacaudle9871 6 років тому +24

      *tHAt'S* *A* *LotTA* *DAmAge*

    • @mmacbayne
      @mmacbayne 6 років тому +17

      i SaWEd THiS BoAT iN hAlF

    • @Zuerox
      @Zuerox 6 років тому +6

      Logan Stewart Just don’t saw your space boat in half

    • @smixzed
      @smixzed 6 років тому +4

      26 stab wounds

    • @scifi8880
      @scifi8880 6 років тому +1

      *_The super strong water proof tape that can instantly bond, seal, and repair_*

  • @cadenispandas3129
    @cadenispandas3129 5 років тому +293

    "I don't know what you're aiming at here" *cursor hovers over crotch region* "...I think that's the uterus."

    • @sselesUneeuQ
      @sselesUneeuQ 5 років тому +10

      That's what he said.

    • @pizzi5104
      @pizzi5104 4 роки тому

      I think ya need to fix your eyes, chief.

    • @LilOutlaw03
      @LilOutlaw03 4 роки тому +2

      @@pizzi5104 nah. He got it. Sure it wasn't completely straight line but it was on point :)

  • @xcherisediyxyt4421
    @xcherisediyxyt4421 3 роки тому +89

    Alternative title:
    Mark loving Baby for 80 minutes

  • @wdbros
    @wdbros 5 років тому +284

    " 'maybe a shovel?' ooh, i think you might be onto something. you still gotta be banned for backseat gaming though."
    49:34

    • @jjulijan4623
      @jjulijan4623 4 роки тому +7

      I T S T H E D O R K N E S S

    • @BaileyPalmergamer
      @BaileyPalmergamer 4 роки тому +35

      WdBros I think that was a bit of a dick move to be fair I think he shouldn’t be backseat gaming but if ur gonna take on what he said

    • @thatwhichbinds1727
      @thatwhichbinds1727 4 роки тому +7

      @@BaileyPalmergamer Cry some more Snowflake. It's been a rule set in stone that Mark makes really clear. He doesn't want people ruining the experience.

    • @BaileyPalmergamer
      @BaileyPalmergamer 4 роки тому +28

      That Which Binds so why did he do what the dude said then it he didn’t want anyone to ruin the experience

    • @thatwhichbinds1727
      @thatwhichbinds1727 4 роки тому +1

      @@BaileyPalmergamer You obviously didn't watch the stream. Come back when you understand what actually happened.

  • @comradeshrimp
    @comradeshrimp 4 роки тому +312

    conspiracy: tom got jealous of emmit and baby and he had them killed and deedee was a witness and she had to go too.

  • @Smallz1014
    @Smallz1014 5 років тому +460

    "The game I never once won.." "Crewmates are all well-fed" "iM nIcE so I'lL gIvE thEm SOuP"

    • @RaspBerryPies
      @RaspBerryPies 5 років тому +29

      That's because he would "rather be dead with friends than alive without" lol

  • @izzbee_florp9482
    @izzbee_florp9482 3 роки тому +25

    Awh, never got to see the ending to Emmet and Baby's blossoming love story. I would've loved to see how they ended up since I like their dynamic.

  • @eyeba11candyy
    @eyeba11candyy 3 роки тому +260

    I legitimately cried when he kept having Baby say “GOOD GOOD”

  • @undisclosed.7108
    @undisclosed.7108 6 років тому +300

    6:11-6:54This speech was so beautiful that I started crying.
    Edited: Lol thanks for all the likes 🤗❤️

    • @AngryEgg6942
      @AngryEgg6942 6 років тому +1

      Yes I was crying too.
      Crying out of laughter 😂😂😂

    • @greycats6657
      @greycats6657 6 років тому +2

      LoL SAME XD

    • @XUteen
      @XUteen 6 років тому +2

      boy shut yo sensitive ass up

    • @XUteen
      @XUteen 6 років тому +2

      nevermind i just cried

    • @austinboyum667
      @austinboyum667 5 років тому +1

      I automatically imagined it ending with Jack's "the earth was flat"

  • @togetherbewell
    @togetherbewell 6 років тому +331

    All I took from this video:
    *GOOD GOOD*

  • @tuckercottrell7543
    @tuckercottrell7543 2 роки тому +31

    Mark is the only person I know that can go from sounding smart to stupid in a span of 2 seconds

  • @dillpickle4784
    @dillpickle4784 5 років тому +153

    RIP Baby and Emmett, the best couple the world has ever seen

  • @MrPandarilla
    @MrPandarilla 5 років тому +115

    "BABY GONNA SCRUB REAL GUD!" *cuts to ad* lmfao

    • @harkc8190
      @harkc8190 4 роки тому +5

      My add had the song TO BE LOVED, TO BE LOVED, TO BE LOOOOVED. It was a milk commercial lol.

    • @xxagaynerdxx
      @xxagaynerdxx 4 роки тому +2

      CUE P*RN HUB SOUND

    • @ANest0fNargles
      @ANest0fNargles 4 роки тому +1

      did you get the dishwasher detergent add too? i cracked up

  • @breadbreadington5735
    @breadbreadington5735 4 роки тому +93

    I like how even while everyone is dead on the ship, Tom continues to act smug and give a flirtatious look at Deedee's corpse.

  • @thegoldavenger.3829
    @thegoldavenger.3829 2 роки тому +19

    Viewer:gives helpful hint that barely qualifies as a spoiler
    Mark: B A N N E D

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf Місяць тому

      I felt bad for that viewer 😭

  • @pey5571
    @pey5571 6 років тому +487

    50:51 LOL I love how mark took that bit so far

    • @titaniumrode6177
      @titaniumrode6177 6 років тому +5

      Nice profile pic ;)

    • @deelim5092
      @deelim5092 6 років тому +3

      i just saw that part then this comment

    • @tiajohnson1351
      @tiajohnson1351 6 років тому +12

      Am I the only one who got legitimately turned on by that...?

    • @calvinwebb6578
      @calvinwebb6578 6 років тому +12

      @@tiajohnson1351 probably

    • @slate8757
      @slate8757 6 років тому +13

      Harley Quinn Most probably 😂 I just cringed due to how well Mark acted that out 😂

  • @sanitycaycay2507
    @sanitycaycay2507 3 роки тому +433

    We love Mark supporting Emmett and Baby's relationship.

  • @4dd13
    @4dd13 6 років тому +92

    *BABY SCRUBBED THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE*

  • @KevinRay_man
    @KevinRay_man 3 роки тому +22

    Ok yeah, mark had me damn near pissin myself from laughter. That whole baby once scrub house. Level house down to basement. Baby once scrub baby. Never saw baby again, scrubbed baby out if existence lmfao god this man is way funnier than should be allowed.

  • @crf250x4
    @crf250x4 4 роки тому +133

    "Is that a pentagram? What kind of hazard could that be?"
    Me: D O O M

  • @nothingnothing4700
    @nothingnothing4700 5 років тому +168

    Mark has the perfect voice for the on board computer :3

  • @DaddyFaIIen
    @DaddyFaIIen 5 років тому +577

    ***clicks the like button***
    GOOD, GOOD!
    ***Subscribes***
    GOOD, GOOD! *baby yelled*

    • @natalyaballard3744
      @natalyaballard3744 5 років тому +7

      GOOB GOOB
      🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
      🙎‍♂️
      🧡

    • @nikolasEMT
      @nikolasEMT 4 роки тому +6

      ***clicks the notifications bell***
      GOOD, GOOD! *(baby yelled louder and your ear drums have gone)*

    • @Muinciavhe
      @Muinciavhe 4 роки тому +1

      Its supposed to be a reference to sex

  • @lucidg9315
    @lucidg9315 3 роки тому +18

    57:23 mark: OAHHha I’m going to die
    Captions: [applause]