How to Remove a BMW Engine in 30 Seconds 🤯

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2022
  • In this #shorts video, I explain how to pull the N54 engine from a BMW 135i. The same steps would apply to a BMW 335i, and the N55 engine. My 2008 BMW 135i was single turbo making 750whp before the stock engine finally gave up. I removed it so I can rebuild or repair it.
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  • @johnnazar180
    @johnnazar180 Рік тому +445

    N54 owners take notes, this will be on the monthly test.

    • @01Elantraaa
      @01Elantraaa Рік тому +9

      Or monthly engine swap 😂

    • @MacLaw3084
      @MacLaw3084 11 місяців тому

      ouch.

    • @tompage8438
      @tompage8438 11 місяців тому +5

      N54, engine of the year 2007. It's not unreliable.

    • @mafiosomax
      @mafiosomax 11 місяців тому

      @@tompage8438fr? noted sgt 🫡

    • @WayToManyAssassins
      @WayToManyAssassins 10 місяців тому

      ​@@tompage8438it is with two spinny bois

  • @f22bturbo
    @f22bturbo Рік тому +83

    Step 1: Own a 3-5k lift. Step 2: Own a garage. Step 67: Smooth sailing from here.

    • @takumiinthe86
      @takumiinthe86 10 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @takumiinthe86
      @takumiinthe86 10 місяців тому +3

      Just came from watching a team of 5 engine swapping and getting a escort running in 42 seconds. Man times where simpler back then.

    • @Problematicars
      @Problematicars 4 місяці тому +1

      Lol right , u can do all that stuff on jacks tho

    • @the_first_resort940
      @the_first_resort940 21 день тому

      3/5k lift seems cheap compared to Maintenace cost on these…

  • @keirenbudding8105
    @keirenbudding8105 Рік тому +187

    I’m surprised you got the bumper off in 30seconds😂😂

    • @jake_spence
      @jake_spence  Рік тому +9

      That quick release life 😉

    • @JuanTorres-pq8fd
      @JuanTorres-pq8fd Рік тому +1

      Wdym it’s not hard

    • @keirenbudding8105
      @keirenbudding8105 Рік тому +1

      @@JuanTorres-pq8fd well I build houses for a living I find that very easy but I’m sure a mechanic wouldn’t mate… taking a bumper off in 30seconds is difficult I couldn’t get me tool box out in 30seconds 🤣 take me longer to choose a screwdriver… also it was only a bit of banter!

    • @Lucky-ou4vz
      @Lucky-ou4vz 11 місяців тому

      JerkOff

  • @Bootlegsn1per
    @Bootlegsn1per Рік тому +138

    Video: 30 seconds
    Real time: 30 hours

    • @virenpatel9973
      @virenpatel9973 Рік тому +10

      You mean days.

    • @M4R3.EX3
      @M4R3.EX3 Рік тому +2

      it was actually done in 30 seconds

    • @CR-pu4tz
      @CR-pu4tz Рік тому +5

      More like 6-10 to pull and reinstall if motivated and not your first time.

    • @Chewie374
      @Chewie374 Рік тому

      4 hours

  • @Stancedude1
    @Stancedude1 Рік тому +49

    Having a lift makes everything easier

    • @bend3rbot
      @bend3rbot Рік тому

      Someone needs to show him what "cherry picker" is. He wheeled a German turd lifter.

    • @tgshark1
      @tgshark1 Рік тому +7

      True, doing this on stands is a job no one is excited about

  • @AyTeeAndTeeDood
    @AyTeeAndTeeDood Рік тому +7

    I’m not calling you a liar….. but that seemed like it took longer than 30 seconds bro.

  • @MadaraUchiha-fs9zk
    @MadaraUchiha-fs9zk Рік тому +10

    just look at the window from the garage from morning to midnight. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ygfromig
      @ygfromig 4 місяці тому

      could literally be 5:00 pm to 9:00pm

    • @MadaraUchiha-fs9zk
      @MadaraUchiha-fs9zk 4 місяці тому

      so your telling me hes taking everything off in about 30 second or less?@@ygfromig

  • @TM-fx5le
    @TM-fx5le 10 місяців тому +3

    I’m amazed at how fast you guys can walk

  • @hiimholdin2397
    @hiimholdin2397 Рік тому +21

    Thank God for the Chevy LS

  • @derekstamper362
    @derekstamper362 Рік тому +3

    Makes it looks so easy! Me 7 months later still trying

  • @shaunmcfarlane4989
    @shaunmcfarlane4989 Рік тому +2

    That was like when my dad says ill be with you in a minute

  • @ausmartin1
    @ausmartin1 Рік тому +5

    If you Own a Modern BMW you will be able to do this blind folded soon.

  • @ravsinghrajput2105
    @ravsinghrajput2105 Рік тому +21

    ...and it took me 1 week just to change the spark plugs...

    • @alakhiymuhammad-lt7wl
      @alakhiymuhammad-lt7wl 10 місяців тому +1

      Whyy😂😂😂, its a less than 30 minute job lol

    • @mesmaayan
      @mesmaayan 9 місяців тому

      😂😂😂. Dang, that was funny!
      Love the humor

  • @SavageBunny1
    @SavageBunny1 Рік тому +9

    I honestly think just take an extra 30 minutes and remove the core support, makes it a little easier, just move the AC condencer to the side.

  • @rolo7487
    @rolo7487 Рік тому +1

    I’m also impressed with the garage, it’s so nice!

  • @sewspenceproductions7645
    @sewspenceproductions7645 Рік тому +4

    Your boots look fresh though 👀 maybe a short like this with new set up tour?

    • @jake_spence
      @jake_spence  Рік тому +2

      Thanks Em! I will definitely have to do a short of the new garage setup.

  • @eliyodaiken5771
    @eliyodaiken5771 Рік тому +2

    I’ve done an engine swap on this car. If it’s a automatic I highly highly recommend taking the transmission out, attaching it to the engine and then putting it all back in together

  • @DirtBikeSessions
    @DirtBikeSessions Рік тому +2

    Awesome!

  • @uzokaemmanuelgoodworksr9149

    Good work

  • @883jpb
    @883jpb Рік тому +1

    Surprised you didn’t just drop the whole engine and suspension out from the bottom much easier

  • @BEP87
    @BEP87 Рік тому +3

    LOL, "Take off transmission bolts"...Two days later "Engine is out!"

  • @Iwillnotbepushed
    @Iwillnotbepushed 11 місяців тому

    I was hoping you were going to drop the subframe with the engine on it.

  • @efp1103
    @efp1103 Рік тому +1

    Why not just remove the subframe?

  • @bryantspeedcustoms9795
    @bryantspeedcustoms9795 Рік тому +1

    How do you guys feel about that lift I thought about buying it but wasn't sure

  • @Mburin_B
    @Mburin_B Рік тому +1

    I would have just dropped the whole engine and transmission subframe out from the bottom way easier and faster

  • @alialsaeedi1024
    @alialsaeedi1024 Рік тому +1

    Where did you get that cute lift from? 😂 I need one for my garage

  • @N54GASM
    @N54GASM Рік тому

    Bruh had a lift and didn’t just drop the entire cradle out the bottom loll

  • @ThaHammieJaassee
    @ThaHammieJaassee Рік тому +7

    Now show us how to lS swap a 135i 😂

    • @chrisplayz9739
      @chrisplayz9739 Рік тому +2

      how to single turbo it you mean

    • @ThaHammieJaassee
      @ThaHammieJaassee Рік тому +2

      @@chrisplayz9739 nope lS swap

    • @HolySpirit_7744
      @HolySpirit_7744 9 місяців тому

      @@chrisplayz9739why would you turbo an engine that your gonna have to throw away 😂

    • @djkjthe3rd185
      @djkjthe3rd185 8 місяців тому

      ​@@HolySpirit_7744because the n54 is arguably the best modern tuner engine. Dudes be making 500whp on stock twins and 900whp on single turbo setups.

  • @DeveroyB
    @DeveroyB Рік тому

    Dude didn't even loosen the Engine mountings

  • @Askchrisbruh
    @Askchrisbruh Рік тому +1

    Not gone lie wen I saw homie scooting in the chair I thought he was a palegic

  • @humboldtsbest2265
    @humboldtsbest2265 Рік тому +6

    What about motor mounts lmao

  • @losidude11
    @losidude11 Рік тому +7

    Felt this when i replaced my 330i engine at a parking lot lol

  • @alejandroowens9974
    @alejandroowens9974 Рік тому +2

    Wouldn’t it be easier to disconnect the wiring harness from the computer? Pretty sure the computers are on the passenger side under them plastic covers

    • @santiagomury1110
      @santiagomury1110 Рік тому

      That’s what I do when I remove this engines, way easier instead of unplugging every connector.

    • @CR-pu4tz
      @CR-pu4tz Рік тому

      More of personal choice. Can unplug everything in couple minutes.

  • @ladjkaoz
    @ladjkaoz 6 місяців тому

    mine is auto. how do you un screw the trans fron the engine... how the trans converter is bolt to the crank flywheel..stuff..

  • @ladjkaoz
    @ladjkaoz 6 місяців тому

    I have a 128i, Wanna take the engine out, to change all seals, gaskets, and hopefully fix the idle rattle.noise... any tips. Links where I can get a master hose kit, plastics parts replace.

  • @shariftotakhil2461
    @shariftotakhil2461 Рік тому

    Damn, that’s hard bro😮

  • @coryduncan6130
    @coryduncan6130 Рік тому

    "smooth sailing from here".
    Nightmare or a mess to fuck with

  • @areeal7844
    @areeal7844 8 місяців тому

    How long did it actually take?

  • @brianwright4058
    @brianwright4058 Рік тому

    It comes out the bottom. That's so much extra work.

  • @andries4561
    @andries4561 Рік тому

    Why would you put the bumper back on? And why do you only remove the intercooler

  • @rrc6965
    @rrc6965 Рік тому

    “Imma show you how to take off an engine in 30 seconds”
    The video speed: x200

  • @Rock-Bottem1982
    @Rock-Bottem1982 Рік тому +1

    I can tell you how to remove any engine, from any vehicle faster than 30 seconds.
    Procedure, remove the engine from the vehicle carefully.
    The end

  • @6ixvamp
    @6ixvamp 2 дні тому

    Way easier to drop the subframe

  • @Theo-SeriesFanatic-fv6sg
    @Theo-SeriesFanatic-fv6sg 11 місяців тому

    E92? Please 335i same?

  • @amarco5057
    @amarco5057 Рік тому +1

    Merci !😅

  • @ImJusSha
    @ImJusSha Рік тому

    What’s that next to the engine that’s the same size bro? What’s goin on ???

  • @Jakejacobsonn
    @Jakejacobsonn 6 місяців тому

    .. I’m doing mine on jackstands on my back in 30 degree weather..

  • @Batman-wx7ct
    @Batman-wx7ct Рік тому

    How u get in this line of work

  • @RecklessRcuk
    @RecklessRcuk Рік тому +1

    It’s easier to remove the loom from the fuse box and ecu that it plugs into

    • @jake_spence
      @jake_spence  Рік тому

      I never thought of that, interesting way to go about it

    • @RecklessRcuk
      @RecklessRcuk Рік тому

      @@jake_spence saves digging the loom out from under the manifolds etc and makes it much easier to do out of the car

  • @Jamk14
    @Jamk14 Рік тому

    Does this hurt the n54?

  • @isoline217
    @isoline217 8 місяців тому +1

    Sounds easy enough. I'll give it a try. What's the worst that can happen

    • @AKK5I
      @AKK5I 6 місяців тому +1

      Famous last words

  • @Rb-te3ou
    @Rb-te3ou Рік тому

    What lift is that ?

  • @L.M074
    @L.M074 Рік тому

    I need those headlights ASAP link me
    Up plzzzz

  • @agdwhite5421
    @agdwhite5421 Рік тому

    What a beautifull engine bay

  • @brarautorepairs
    @brarautorepairs Рік тому +2

    With my luck, all the connectors, plastic bits and exhaust systems are ready to fall apart or rusted to shit. There is no smooth sailing with salt exposed cars.

    • @iiplaya
      @iiplaya Рік тому

      I’m bound to have those problems too.. except I’ve never lived in a winter environment which makes it even worse 🙁

  • @derekkchung
    @derekkchung 9 місяців тому

    Why removing bumper and intercooler? No need.

  • @nathanv8535
    @nathanv8535 6 місяців тому

    Crazy you were able to drop an engine in 30 seconds

  • @shazeebmw
    @shazeebmw Рік тому +1

    Sounds very hard

  • @BrandonSmith-vd4zr
    @BrandonSmith-vd4zr 6 місяців тому

    Lucky axels didn’t have to come out.

  • @KHANGALE.T
    @KHANGALE.T Рік тому

    Can you put it back under 30 seconds? 😂😂

  • @coynor1
    @coynor1 Рік тому +1

    Believe it or not but this video was recorded in real time

  • @miguelrivera3319
    @miguelrivera3319 Рік тому

    😂😂😅 good one

  • @patricemukulu8386
    @patricemukulu8386 Рік тому

    You take the engine off in 30sec ??? The heck?!!!

  • @ericrombouts7698
    @ericrombouts7698 6 місяців тому

    Then empty your bankacount to repair of 30 year savings

  • @muhammedgokcan22
    @muhammedgokcan22 Рік тому +1

    N54 on Test.....

  • @domingojaramillo3331
    @domingojaramillo3331 Рік тому

    Hi I have an 07 bmw 335i but it doesn’t work it needs work valve stem seals replace help please

    • @Hesus_
      @Hesus_ 11 місяців тому

      That’s what you get for buying an n54 😂

  • @elliottstanaway2
    @elliottstanaway2 2 місяці тому

    Sir that was 37 seconds

  • @Bitcoinkingz
    @Bitcoinkingz Рік тому

    That’s cool 5 hours in 30 seconds

    • @Datrumptroll
      @Datrumptroll 9 місяців тому

      What’s the real time to remove an engine? Anyone?

  • @Andrew-ss7jd
    @Andrew-ss7jd Рік тому

    Bold of you to assume a bmw has any coolant in it

  • @novlogs8957
    @novlogs8957 Рік тому +6

    How long did that take in real life?

    • @jake_spence
      @jake_spence  Рік тому +4

      About 4 hours, with us going slow and setting up cameras.

    • @novlogs8957
      @novlogs8957 Рік тому +2

      @@jake_spence And all the necessary equipment of course haha. Good job guys!

    • @user-bu1ir3us7v
      @user-bu1ir3us7v Рік тому +4

      @@jake_spence dude it took me 4 hours to just do my cold air intake for the first time.

    • @Askchrisbruh
      @Askchrisbruh Рік тому +1

      @@user-bu1ir3us7v lol probably got the universal kit that pretty much just comes with a cone and you have to find piping lol

    • @noahzm_
      @noahzm_ Рік тому +2

      @@user-bu1ir3us7v next time u do it till take 30 mins tops, repetition is key

  • @r.seaboats6666
    @r.seaboats6666 Рік тому

    Good god it's a alien machine... I can show you how to remove a alternator in 30 seconds on my Subaru that's incredible.

  • @Underdog_916
    @Underdog_916 Рік тому

    Now put back in 30 sec I mean 30 days

  • @Chewie374
    @Chewie374 Рік тому

    Good thing that it doesnt have motor mounts. 😅

  • @thatblackengineer6011
    @thatblackengineer6011 Рік тому

    My mechanic hates working on my e93. Sheeeesh. I know why tho

  • @335d-Lane
    @335d-Lane Рік тому

    put an M57 back I'm :D

  • @fuadbushahad
    @fuadbushahad Рік тому

    Sure easy if you got all that tools and lift and disassemble is always easy but assemble is the tricky part😇

  • @life_of_riley88
    @life_of_riley88 Рік тому

    "Next step, is to take engine to the ramp, fire up the Mercury, and when you're at your spot, enjoy your new boat anchor!" 👍

  • @moonfly1
    @moonfly1 Рік тому +1

    I dunno man, seems sped up, I'm not sure you actually did that in 30 seconds....

    • @jake_spence
      @jake_spence  Рік тому +1

      Nope, this was in real time........

  • @GeorgeAusters
    @GeorgeAusters Рік тому +1

    I tried this but it took me 32 seconds

  • @luisrogel1412
    @luisrogel1412 6 місяців тому

    So that was 30secpdns

  • @friguy4444
    @friguy4444 Рік тому +3

    Except mine is an Xi so....sigh.

    • @jake_spence
      @jake_spence  Рік тому

      Maybe 31 seconds then

    • @tm199100
      @tm199100 Рік тому +1

      @@jake_spence where did you get that creeper/chair?

    • @jake_spence
      @jake_spence  Рік тому +1

      @@tm199100 Amazon: amzn.to/44gjoO1

    • @tm199100
      @tm199100 Рік тому

      @@jake_spence real mvp here

  • @bisbo6422
    @bisbo6422 Рік тому

    Now put it back in

  • @sergiolewes
    @sergiolewes Рік тому

    Yeeaahhhh. Pretty simple

  • @moedavids
    @moedavids Рік тому

    Thicc whips

  • @benjaminpass7958
    @benjaminpass7958 Рік тому

    How to change spark plugs on a BMW.

  • @professional-gt-gaming4874
    @professional-gt-gaming4874 Рік тому

    Mais plus sérieusement ce travail représente combien de temps?

  • @cj94zj92sc
    @cj94zj92sc Рік тому +1

    Not 1 mention of fuel lines

  • @CapeFilms
    @CapeFilms Рік тому

    It took 3 months to make this 30 second clip

  • @aaronsamadi133
    @aaronsamadi133 Рік тому

    Yeah

  • @OGskylancerz
    @OGskylancerz Рік тому

    Just imagine if u could move that fast everything would of been done in 30sec not my wife tho 3 sec lol

  • @ahmedkarim3579
    @ahmedkarim3579 Рік тому

    Ya 30 seconds 😂😂😂

  • @betherealdeal
    @betherealdeal Рік тому

    No man
    The way marry the drive train to the body is the way to go
    Engine transmission separated from body

  • @BmwMe-uh9sy
    @BmwMe-uh9sy 11 місяців тому

    Didn’t go over removing the tranny either

  • @nickream4769
    @nickream4769 Рік тому

    U mean 30 mins or hours

  • @ML_1515
    @ML_1515 Рік тому

    Only took 5 guys

  • @squelch6573
    @squelch6573 8 місяців тому

    Ohh yea !! So simple !! 😂😂😂

  • @justinbernardo8240
    @justinbernardo8240 6 місяців тому

    lies, i tried it and the first 30 seconds was me just looking for the first bolt.

  • @Hendroit
    @Hendroit Рік тому +1

    I dont think that’s how they do it in the factory

  • @terrymarsh8094
    @terrymarsh8094 Рік тому

    More like 30 days 😮

  • @AveGuy1
    @AveGuy1 7 місяців тому

    A lot of work to make this video