But WHY is Riverdale's Writing so Cringey?

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  • @tamakama5844
    @tamakama5844 4 роки тому +11758

    Basically Jughead: "I'm not like other girls"

    • @anemxia9393
      @anemxia9393 4 роки тому +164

      Straight up

    • @bentheg9793
      @bentheg9793 4 роки тому +156

      I have SNAKE ARMS

    • @briicksyy
      @briicksyy 4 роки тому +134

      No, not really. More Betty with her „BaD sIdE“

    • @savannah9134
      @savannah9134 4 роки тому +76

      @Faraway - lmao u spelt cheryl wrong. tbh all the girls in the show are just problematic, aside from toni bc we know next to nothing about her

    • @Josh-qr3go
      @Josh-qr3go 4 роки тому +1

      yess.

  • @miso8090
    @miso8090 4 роки тому +4625

    Riverdales dialogue sounds like it was written by aliens who only have a vague idea what human conversation is like

    • @niftythegoblin
      @niftythegoblin 4 роки тому +96

      Or like someone fed an AI pages upon pages of fanfiction written by 13 year olds and now it has to create a fanfiction itself.

    • @scrapbookpavilion1721
      @scrapbookpavilion1721 4 роки тому +26

      miso no teenager talks with so many references and adjectives also no teenager wears those fucking clothes Veronica what is up with you boo???she looks like a trophy wife

    • @4everGirlStar
      @4everGirlStar 4 роки тому +52

      yeah, but they base it off social media xD

    • @harrylane4
      @harrylane4 4 роки тому +8

      You literally explained why I love this horrible, horrible show.

    • @somethingwithbungalows
      @somethingwithbungalows 4 роки тому +2

      They found the golden record and was like “wow we make show now”

  • @pinkfeiry
    @pinkfeiry 4 роки тому +13245

    This show is what happens when aesthetic moodboards try to make actual stories.

    • @Lord_Of_Night
      @Lord_Of_Night 4 роки тому +881

      Oh my God, that's it. That's what this show feels like. An inaccurate high school moodboard.

    • @MistCellaneous-5
      @MistCellaneous-5 4 роки тому +444

      You summarize the show entirely. In fact you've actually summarized why Tumblr specifically is obsessed with the show, it's basically they're stupid aesthetic posts personified into an actual show, the real irony of it all is that they purposely choose to ignore the acting and writing

    • @Ottolineification
      @Ottolineification 4 роки тому +15

      pinkfeiry accurate

    • @bloodcottoncandy
      @bloodcottoncandy 4 роки тому +32

      Thank god it's just a moodboard. If it was an artboard then I would have been quite sad

    • @woahhtrb
      @woahhtrb 4 роки тому +14

      no one could put it better than you did.

  • @TheElectricCheeseProductions22
    @TheElectricCheeseProductions22 3 роки тому +1241

    Imagine being called "dilfy" by your child's peers

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy 3 роки тому +127

      His reaction is some of the best acting in the show. That'd be my face too

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 3 роки тому +82

      I'd immediately need to take a shower to wash away the cringe.

    • @amandajensen3382
      @amandajensen3382 Рік тому +22

      I would call that child's parents so fast bruh

    • @bandersnatch9793
      @bandersnatch9793 Рік тому

      Imagine the word "DILFy" leaving your mouth 🤢

    • @_Somsnosa_
      @_Somsnosa_ 8 місяців тому

      ​@@amandajensen3382and tell them what? "Your kid is horny for me"?

  • @sillygrl
    @sillygrl 4 роки тому +11693

    riverdale is me trying to explain my dream but i don’t remember half of it

  • @scottmcdonnell5403
    @scottmcdonnell5403 4 роки тому +28960

    "I have never read the Archie comics" that's ok, I doubt the writers have either

    • @alexandralarson1099
      @alexandralarson1099 4 роки тому +1361

      I collect the old Archie comics and I even have a few of the Betty's Diary comics as well And let me tell you. They haven't, they completely ignored what made the comics so great. They just though of well If we say it's apart of the Archie and friends maybe more people will watch it. Which is really sad.

    • @sineadthomas2024
      @sineadthomas2024 4 роки тому +58

      At least it hasn’t got a love triangle

    • @anika2616
      @anika2616 4 роки тому +227

      @@sineadthomas2024 the comics and the show both have elements of the love triangle..?

    • @settheray2jerry1
      @settheray2jerry1 4 роки тому +16

      LMAO

    • @ActuallyRocatex
      @ActuallyRocatex 4 роки тому +81

      the comics were pretty great but the show...what show?

  • @skywrecker
    @skywrecker 4 роки тому +5308

    Riverdale is what happens when you have a school full of protagonists who clearly are the protagonists and you could also spot them easily in a crowd.

    • @Hornetog9vp
      @Hornetog9vp 4 роки тому +17

      I see someone is Pateron lol.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 роки тому +258

      Yep, they may as well have "We're the unrealistic, cringy, twentysomething teenage protagonists of a CW Show" tattooed across their foreheads!😅

    • @AYoutubechannel1448
      @AYoutubechannel1448 4 роки тому +7

      Jorge why lol I be on that too I need monies ..every one does. Smh if you on it n I came across your name tag and what you do i maybe but you off with monies. Why not helping out isn't nothing too be made fun at.

    • @AYoutubechannel1448
      @AYoutubechannel1448 4 роки тому +2

      Not but give you Moines there.

    • @Riplee86
      @Riplee86 4 роки тому +56

      So what you are saying is, Riverdale is anime.

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 3 роки тому +379

    There's actually something to the "I'm a weirdo" scene that I think gets ignored, and it's that Betty throws him a birthday party even though she knows he associates his birthday with his terrible childhood and would prefer something low-key. What he's trying to say actually has merit-- he doesn't need lots of friends or popularity and doesn't need to fit in because he's okay with who he is, and it's insensitive of her to try to change that. But it's written horribly, so it gets brushed off as him being a wannabe edgy teenager.

    • @helloill672
      @helloill672 Рік тому +23

      Doesn't Archie tell Betty that Jughead wouldn't like a birthday party. She was in thr wrong

    • @gabriellegoodwin4422
      @gabriellegoodwin4422 Рік тому +13

      Yeah when I saw the scene the first time I really liked it, and it’s only funny out of context. It’s their first big fight and you really feel that there’s some insurmountable differences between them. But then you watch them surmount them lol it was actually one of the better scenes that connected to the rest of their arc but it gets mocked for being kind of cringe.

  • @juanpablorobayo3437
    @juanpablorobayo3437 4 роки тому +14598

    “Looking extremely DILFy today.”
    That sentence is social suicide

    • @juanpablorobayo3437
      @juanpablorobayo3437 4 роки тому +309

      TooLateToTheStory i mean the first part of your comment is debatable but I feel you

    • @Petaurista13
      @Petaurista13 4 роки тому +155

      @TooLateToTheStory Yes it's like sex fantasies about teacher. Or any other people you aren't engaged with, especially if you are talking to them.

    • @Demonreached
      @Demonreached 4 роки тому +73

      She looks at his disheveled hair before she says it. I think it was meant to be sarcasm.

    • @schokoladendonut
      @schokoladendonut 4 роки тому +69

      Nemo TheEight speaking of that ... remember season 1 when Archie had a thing going on with his teacher😂 and now that seems soooo harmless compared to where the show has gotten

    • @honkhonk5000
      @honkhonk5000 4 роки тому +25

      SShemp86 I think he’s a good lookin dude. Or was at least.

  • @kaiyost7025
    @kaiyost7025 4 роки тому +6672

    "Archie andrews is not the leader... he's just the tallest boi" this is the best thing ive ever heard

    • @bagel5394
      @bagel5394 4 роки тому +30

      jughead is taller

    • @gauravr7216
      @gauravr7216 4 роки тому +90

      @@bagel5394 but jughead's scrawny ass can't fight for shit

    • @javierlopez9789
      @javierlopez9789 4 роки тому +14

      But reggie is taller

    • @icydazo6417
      @icydazo6417 4 роки тому +5

      He is the tall one, and he’s got abs

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 4 роки тому +22

      @@gauravr7216 in the comics he could technically fight im pretty sure.
      the stupid show changed his character completly

  • @LittleGreenMonster16
    @LittleGreenMonster16 4 роки тому +4169

    the fact that jughead’s supposed to be poor and owns the same jacket in 4 different shades of the same color

    • @Ashethetics
      @Ashethetics 4 роки тому +430

      skawesome those jackets are vintage Levi sheepskins as well / up to about $400 a pop in vintage stores and eBay.

    • @biancakekoa1363
      @biancakekoa1363 4 роки тому +99

      SERA Xx granted I’ve seen one at good will in decent condition for $40 that was just one time in my 21 years of existing 😂😂😂

    • @galiciaart
      @galiciaart 4 роки тому +25

      i mean yeah he's poor, not an animal

    • @catattack7639
      @catattack7639 4 роки тому +125

      @@galiciaart yeah but poor people arent animals for not having the same jacket in four shades of the same color

    • @elisacostello4876
      @elisacostello4876 4 роки тому +37

      And a MacBook

  • @miaa1762
    @miaa1762 3 роки тому +1148

    Archie went from:
    • Being g*oomed by a teacher
    • Wanting to be a guitarist
    • Nearly being murdered
    •Running away from his girlfriend's mafia father
    • Almost dying like three times
    • Going to jail and making a gang
    • Going to war

    • @Goodbutevilgenius
      @Goodbutevilgenius 3 роки тому +62

      "g*oomed"
      What's next? "D*ath"?

    • @beatm6948
      @beatm6948 3 роки тому +223

      you forgot experiencing the epic highs and lows of high school football

    • @92.rx7
      @92.rx7 3 роки тому +36

      Trying to be a fireman, be a coach

    • @lsamoa
      @lsamoa 3 роки тому +57

      @@92.rx7 * Working in a mine
      * Owning a boxing club and a construction company...

    • @princessloveheartglitter
      @princessloveheartglitter 3 роки тому +2

      Leave Namjoon alone

  • @ellieleggett6095
    @ellieleggett6095 4 роки тому +14917

    riverdale is basically someone trying to recreate highschool without actually ever stepping foot in a normal highschool.

    • @animorph17
      @animorph17 4 роки тому +507

      Worse. It was someone in the 40s trying to recreate their high school from the 20s, which lasted well into the 60s such that it sanded out much of the generational divide, was considered an alien landscape all it's own in the 80s, and somehow retained some impact into the culture of the 2000s. It's like ... trying to recreate the recreation of the almost not-quite recreation of the fake recreation of the genuine recreation of the actual high school society that was once real but now feels ridiculous.

    • @dr.anderson1847
      @dr.anderson1847 4 роки тому +51

      I always saw it as degrassi but edgier and in the 60s

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 4 роки тому +162

      Yea. Highschool is memes and grades not sex and crime. At most youll have someone say they had sex with someone outside of school that you never met and never will

    • @kewloquiet2653
      @kewloquiet2653 4 роки тому +23

      Like f the prom

    • @cmool
      @cmool 4 роки тому +71

      PrisonCipher anime is not supposed to be realistic, unlike riverdale, which is why riverdale is so bad and hated.

  • @shukezi3619
    @shukezi3619 4 роки тому +11262

    i literally cannot watch the “i’m a weirdo” scene with a straight face. like it’s literally too emo 2012 tumblr for me.

    • @TheAdrift
      @TheAdrift 4 роки тому +131

      It would have been so much less cringey if they hadn’t erased his asexuality. (I mean, don’t get me wrong, “so much less cringey” still would have meant PLENTY of cringe. That scene had spare cringe for days, no doubt no doubt. BUT. Jus’ sayin’, would have at least made a little more sense if he was still asexual.)

    • @user-ps9wu5cg1q
      @user-ps9wu5cg1q 4 роки тому +17

      i have it memorized

    • @denosivas3169
      @denosivas3169 4 роки тому +84

      In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in. And I don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That's weird.

    • @blueeeee2417
      @blueeeee2417 4 роки тому +11

      I quote that scene everyday and i laugh every single thing

    • @ECL28E
      @ECL28E 4 роки тому +56

      It's empty self-critique.It's the writers winking to the audience so hard, the audience is afraid they're having a fucking stroke.

  • @thaisennj9781
    @thaisennj9781 4 роки тому +8085

    Remember when Archie wanted to be a musician? He probably doesn’t

    • @BoglimWrangler666
      @BoglimWrangler666 4 роки тому +747

      literally what the fuck happened to that whole storyline

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 4 роки тому +461

      He switched to become a vigilante like batman right?

    • @sarahthomas8670
      @sarahthomas8670 4 роки тому +18

      Exactly

    • @lucymckain834
      @lucymckain834 4 роки тому +80

      Muhammad Haiqal he switched to become how Oliver Queen started 😂 cause CW shows have to be superhero format 😂

    • @monique9711
      @monique9711 4 роки тому +1

      ThaiSenpaiNJ 🤣🤣

  • @melsmaybe7014
    @melsmaybe7014 3 роки тому +536

    In the comics, Archie acts like an *actual* teenager. Like, he has two girls who are constantly vying for his attention, but also he's super awkward and clumsy, plus, he is most definitely *not* the best at football lol.

    • @insertclevernamehere2506
      @insertclevernamehere2506 2 роки тому +20

      Exactly!, the TV show Happy Days was a fairly accurate illustration of the original Archie comics. Riverdale has nothing in common with the comics except some character names. Riverdale is the usual cringey CW 'adult themes played as teen angst' motif that really belongs in traditional soap operas.

  • @antha6906
    @antha6906 4 роки тому +10238

    The fact that Jughead is a nickname *he gave himself* and he’s complaining about getting bullied about it😭

    • @lia2005_
      @lia2005_ 3 роки тому +250

      FRR LMAOO

    • @emersonertz9144
      @emersonertz9144 3 роки тому +1591

      AND ALSO HOW HE COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW HE NEVER TAKES HIS HAT OFF LIKE DUDE... YOU CAN CONTROL THAT. JUST TAKE IT OFF IF YOU WANT

    • @miaa1762
      @miaa1762 3 роки тому +33

      PLSSS

    • @violetgoggles3272
      @violetgoggles3272 3 роки тому +14

      Came here looking for this comment lol

    • @berlinlopez3286
      @berlinlopez3286 3 роки тому +254

      RIGHHT ? I mean if I had a shitty name like Forsythe I would come up with a regular ass nickname wtf.

  • @ButiLao44
    @ButiLao44 4 роки тому +10769

    I have never watched Riverdale but all these untouched milkshakes are driving me nuts

    • @jayden7596
      @jayden7596 3 роки тому +979

      the milkshakes were actually yogurt to make it look a lot thicker. the actors said it was disgusting, so i don’t blame them for leaving untouched milkshakes💀

    • @industriesofintelligence2236
      @industriesofintelligence2236 3 роки тому +98

      @@jayden7596 💀💀💀🤢

    • @jarrygarry5316
      @jarrygarry5316 3 роки тому +31

      I just want to watch Riverdale because of Cole and Lili

    • @lacrimosa_5014
      @lacrimosa_5014 3 роки тому +5

      YESSSSS sameee

    • @kaylalaufeyson8828
      @kaylalaufeyson8828 3 роки тому +1

      yea, I would really appreciate those rn-

  • @tylerasuncion3208
    @tylerasuncion3208 4 роки тому +2313

    Show: i’M a wEIrDo, I’M dIfFeREnT
    Comics: man I just kinda like burgers and this crown dude...

    • @005AJ
      @005AJ 3 роки тому +73

      Wow he likes burgers and wears a crown, hE's So nOt liKe oTheR GuYs!

    • @eusouvinny-u6t
      @eusouvinny-u6t 3 роки тому +35

      "have you see me without this stupid crown on?, that's weird"

    • @laurenw6742
      @laurenw6742 3 роки тому +8

      Bruh what happened to hotdog. The cartoon has better writing than this shit

    • @shahanahsan05
      @shahanahsan05 3 роки тому +2

      Chandler Bing,knows

    • @ethanwbs2952
      @ethanwbs2952 3 роки тому

      @@shahanahsan05 ha

  • @twomansdream6011
    @twomansdream6011 3 роки тому +972

    The biggest Riverdale rumor is that all of this is just a series of novels that Jughead is writing. That would explain almost everything addressed here.

    • @noname-kx4cu
      @noname-kx4cu 3 роки тому +72

      I keep on hearing this but are they talking about the Jughead in the comics writing it? If so that doesn't really make sense he would never write anything so horny and romance filled.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 3 роки тому +41

      The self-aware, witty, wise-beyond-his-years, aroace dudebro is supposed to have written this horny, poorly written, tone deaf dreck?

    • @twomansdream6011
      @twomansdream6011 3 роки тому +11

      @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick Jughead is fake deep.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 3 роки тому +23

      @@twomansdream6011 Not in the comics. Jughead doesn’t begin to claim to be deep there.

    • @twomansdream6011
      @twomansdream6011 3 роки тому +10

      @@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick It’s hard to claim that this show is based on the comics, though. None of the characters even remotely resemble their comic selves.

  • @minjuices
    @minjuices 4 роки тому +4039

    Jughead doesn't even need to be called Jughead. His name is Forsythe Pendleton Jones III. That's a badass name, but Jughead is like "oh I'm moody and my name is jughead now"

    • @pikapower_kirby
      @pikapower_kirby 4 роки тому +382

      Apparently he claimed Jughead was his actual name in the show? Which is unbelievably dumb but then again this is Riverdale we're talking about.

    • @sai-ct2jh
      @sai-ct2jh 4 роки тому +408

      In the acutal comics, his name was that. But jughead used to be a snobby rich kid. His parents invested in a water company called Purejug, but instead they went bankrupt. So when he became poor people started calling him 'jughead' just to make fun of him. It's just a nickname that kind of stuck on him.
      (The comics are really good btw)

    • @anonnico5475
      @anonnico5475 4 роки тому +146

      @@sai-ct2jh its even weirder to think about how much jughead HATES his name since in the 2015 reboot (which the show is inspired by/based off of), he has a whole SCENE dedicated to him explaining that he basically reclaimed the jughead nickname
      WHY CANT THIS SHOW JUST *OWN IT?* JUGHEAD IS A COOL NICKNAME GUYS.

    • @animorph17
      @animorph17 4 роки тому +47

      @@sai-ct2jh Be careful with that, his name is "revealed" on multiple occasions, the very first time it's actually a lie. He bribes his aunt to call him "steve" so that everyone thinks they have the real name and stop bugging him about it. There's also one comic in which a school teacher calls him by his given name (Forsythe), which has the knockon effect of revealing that the name itself has semi-hypnotic properties that compel women to throw themselves at him with heart-throbbing affection.

    • @LettiePaige
      @LettiePaige 4 роки тому +9

      I bet the reason he is called Jughead is because is mother is stupid and probably was high cause it’s his stupid mother

  • @thatswiftie1824
    @thatswiftie1824 4 роки тому +5607

    I feel bad for the actors who actually have to keep a straight face and say these lines

    • @pukk6094
      @pukk6094 4 роки тому +193

      They probably think it’s hilarious

    • @blueraven8738
      @blueraven8738 4 роки тому +6

      😂

    • @cupsoup6401
      @cupsoup6401 4 роки тому +249

      @@pukk6094 Lili is actually fucking depressed thinking about the storyline

    • @sohasalahuddin
      @sohasalahuddin 4 роки тому +61

      i can't believe that Cole is still laying jughead

    • @wolftreetruck4946
      @wolftreetruck4946 4 роки тому

      I was like 1 thousand

  • @PineappleLiar
    @PineappleLiar 4 роки тому +6287

    I was gonna sleep but now I have the word ‘dilfy’ banging around in my head like a windows screensaver so thanks for that.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 роки тому +253

      Ditto, seriously, writers, if you want to be taken at all seriously, NEVER have a teenage girl comment on how hot her friend's middle aged father is!

    • @JackedThor-so
      @JackedThor-so 4 роки тому +6

      I can't tell if it's more or less cringy than Insatiable's use of the word though 🤷‍♂️

    • @astralbodyody
      @astralbodyody 4 роки тому +21

      This comment cured my depression and then gave it back.

    • @itsaquagamer6101
      @itsaquagamer6101 4 роки тому +13

      A DILF is pretty much a MILF but a man.
      -This post was made by the Hentai Manga gang.-

    • @charchar10222
      @charchar10222 4 роки тому +3

      whhaaaa?! I love this line hahaha I legit rewound it to hear it again!

  • @icarus2380
    @icarus2380 3 роки тому +3512

    writers: tries to sell Archie as a sweet character
    Archie: Is a cheater, was in a relationship with a teacher, held someone at gunpoint, starts a fascist gang
    P.S.riverdale is like twilight if it was a series, more chaotic, and wasn't written by a mormon

    • @unfunny982
      @unfunny982 3 роки тому +286

      To play Riverdale’s advocate I think the teacher relationship wasn’t on him as relationships like hey almost always have a power dynamo in the teacher’s favor. And no offense to Archie but there was a reason he isn’t the brightest guy.

    • @soupoup
      @soupoup 3 роки тому +72

      Riverdale Archie is straight up a stereotypical bully they are failing badly

    • @IncensedAgitator
      @IncensedAgitator 3 роки тому +19

      Archie starts a whaaaaaaat?

    • @lihuenbaez6154
      @lihuenbaez6154 3 роки тому +105

      @@IncensedAgitator he actually starts 2. Also he joins a biker gang, is forced to join an illegal inmate boxing ring, fights a bear, a dude dressed as a bear, commits arson at least once and become a a mafia boss' right hand man.
      This is the same character whose main conflict in s1 was a rip-off of Troy Bolton from high school musical and Finn Hudson from glee.

    • @Roll1d2
      @Roll1d2 3 роки тому +27

      @@lihuenbaez6154 HOLY MOLY WHAT IS THIS SHOW?

  • @Plant_Parenthood
    @Plant_Parenthood 4 роки тому +29031

    My favourite line was "a snake never sheds it's skin"
    Yeah, Jughead, they do. It's one of the things they are known for doing

    • @Plant_Parenthood
      @Plant_Parenthood 4 роки тому +1281

      @Eddie at The LMV I'm not sure it was even that meaningful. Iirc the school wanted Jughead to stop wearing his gang jacket at school (which, tbh, is a pretty fair thing to ask) so he replies that a serpent never sheds it's skin

    • @cutecobra9696
      @cutecobra9696 4 роки тому +1633

      As a cobra myself, here's a much better metaphor
      "Snakes always shed their skin."
      It means that a dangerous and clever perople are difficult to predict.

    • @racheid77
      @racheid77 4 роки тому +1032

      it's supposed to be "a snake can shed its skin, but it's still a snake," Letterkenny got it right haha

    • @shyeline5007
      @shyeline5007 4 роки тому +14

      That was... A pun.

    • @rishijusia3050
      @rishijusia3050 4 роки тому +498

      To ridicule that line even more, if a snake doesn't shed it's skin right it dies. It's necessary for them to survive.

  • @leila_de_hautjardin
    @leila_de_hautjardin 4 роки тому +44409

    Riverdale is weird. It's a weirdo. It doesn't make sense and doesn't want to make sense. Have you ever seen one episode without that bad writting ? That's weird.

  • @AspelShuyin
    @AspelShuyin 4 роки тому +9428

    I've never seen Riverdale and every time I hear a plot point it sounds like a joke.
    "Archie fights a bear"
    "There's a D&D cult"
    "The rapture happens"
    "Archie starts a gang of fascist vigilantes"

    • @kovi6203
      @kovi6203 4 роки тому +469

      One of the main characters becomes a vampire.
      Edit; at least in the comics, waiting for the show to do it still.

    • @GhostOfNevermore
      @GhostOfNevermore 4 роки тому +152

      None of this is inaccurate.

    • @Eve.003y
      @Eve.003y 4 роки тому +371

      There is this cult leader and he wants to fly away in a rocket

    • @quinn-alec683
      @quinn-alec683 4 роки тому +317

      you forgot the serial killer genes ✨

    • @manuelameirelles5284
      @manuelameirelles5284 4 роки тому +68

      the first season is rlly good tho (i cant say the same about the rest)

  • @clickpause8732
    @clickpause8732 3 роки тому +976

    Your point about Jughead Jones having to wear the hat when the writers so clearly don’t like it makes me think that it’d be amazing to have a show that’s Riverdale-esque but all the characters are being forced into habits they can’t really choose, with a mysterious force guiding them into these roles and stereotypes beyond their control that they’re constantly trying to struggle against in this Lovecraftian facade of a teen drama.

    • @anonymousposter6461
      @anonymousposter6461 2 роки тому +47

      Late, but oh, I would read the shit out of this.

    • @kale8334
      @kale8334 2 роки тому +27

      That is mildly the plot of the kdrama extraordinary you although less intense I feel

    • @mhmmhm5995
      @mhmmhm5995 2 роки тому +17

      That’s the plot of a fanfiction I read long ago and let me tell you, I’m not even in that fandom anymore but I still have the link saved in my notes so that I can reread it

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 2 роки тому +7

      @@mhmmhm5995 If you still have the link, I'd love to read it.

    • @rosabela9308
      @rosabela9308 Рік тому +6

      this remember me of the princess tutu anime

  • @мкнк-щ7х
    @мкнк-щ7х 4 роки тому +9071

    I don't understand why they couldn't just make the premise in a college instead of high school.
    They literally ONLY casted older people is because they're sexualizing the characters.

    • @randomserbianguy5677
      @randomserbianguy5677 3 роки тому +758

      I thought the same thing. I feel like they will have much more freedom if its collage based but for some reason if the popular thing to have a high school setting

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 3 роки тому +630

      it could explain the amount of time they arent in school as well

    • @randomserbianguy5677
      @randomserbianguy5677 3 роки тому +80

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat exactly!

    • @actingislife100
      @actingislife100 3 роки тому +569

      I say this every time I watch this show.
      -They can dress however they want
      -the actors are at the right age to be in college
      -They clearly do not have the normal 8am-3pm schedule cause they are always doing something random in the middle of the day, so it would make sense since no one has the same schedule in college
      -They have lounge areas
      Like, seriously, they wouldn't have to change anything.

    • @lizard8694
      @lizard8694 3 роки тому +99

      I don't think the two high school's rivalries would make as much sense. Then again, the whole show doesn't make sense, so i say fuck it

  • @kimreich1536
    @kimreich1536 4 роки тому +1998

    You forget Archy constantly being naked and Veronica saying "endgame" every 5 minutes or so.

    • @elpretender1357
      @elpretender1357 4 роки тому +119

      Maybe she liked the movie way too much

    • @kimreich1536
      @kimreich1536 4 роки тому +36

      In the riverdale universe "endgame" basically means a couple being destined to stay together for eternity.

    • @jdsucks429
      @jdsucks429 4 роки тому +116

      yeah...we know that, kim

    • @fitchhateclub
      @fitchhateclub 4 роки тому +18

      Kim Reich r/whoosh

    • @victoriasun9142
      @victoriasun9142 4 роки тому +60

      Veronica also says daddy every 2 minutes

  • @infinitewordcount
    @infinitewordcount 4 роки тому +3986

    Jughead could have just said "I don't want to fit in. That's why I wear this." *points at hat*

    • @GennaG
      @GennaG 4 роки тому +58

      exactly!

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 4 роки тому +193

      "that's why i wear this hat, that's weird"

    • @jiminsfloss4595
      @jiminsfloss4595 4 роки тому +234

      or "Im quirky lols look at my hat sksks"

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 роки тому +19

      Right would've been easier

    • @TheChurchofJim
      @TheChurchofJim 4 роки тому +6

      Thats just what he said in a different way though

  • @rayschindler640
    @rayschindler640 3 роки тому +615

    The thing that bothers me most is that Archie comics are generally pretty wholesome. There are darker storylines but the characters are always consistent. You can do dark gritty Archie stories without being this mess.

    • @ninarances9074
      @ninarances9074 3 роки тому +5

      I don't really read much of the comics, but I'm curious about what are those "darker storylines"?

    • @beatm6948
      @beatm6948 3 роки тому +35

      @@ninarances9074 At least in the "future possibilities" comics it deals a lot with death, grief, monopoly, being heartbroken, and is overall pretty dark. It's possible its the exception, and I did read it quite a while back, but from what I remember it was kinda heartbreaking to read because these are such happy characters

    • @NefariousEvildoer
      @NefariousEvildoer 3 роки тому +43

      I remember a story where Betty was kidnapped by the son of Mr. Lodge's rival (he saw her walking out of the Lodge mansion and thought she was Veronica), and held hostage while the abductor sent a fake letter to the Coopers saying she ran away to join a commune (this story ran in the early 70s, I think).
      Another story where Jughead pushes Archie out of the way of a runaway truck and gets hit in the head by a box that fell off the truck and almost dies.
      A bittersweet story that ran in the 90s where Jughead meets a homeless man who was a big band drummer and let's him drum with the Archies, when he goes back to see him on the streets, he finds out the man died.
      Another story that was part of a kid-friendly homage to 1984 where Reggie's dad was put into jail for talking about the military at Mr. Lodge's factory in his newspaper. Reggie manages to free his dad by blackmailing the judge working the case after the judge is caught in a compromising position with a secretary.

    • @johanaforever965
      @johanaforever965 2 роки тому +6

      @@NefariousEvildoer wow, that would be a way better story than the actual one.

  • @ajojoreference4884
    @ajojoreference4884 4 роки тому +2859

    Quinn, you obviously haven’t experienced the epic highs and lows of highschool football.

    • @fatmah6097
      @fatmah6097 4 роки тому +12

      Ikr 🙄😂

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 роки тому +6

      The most infamous line

    • @shaelinrollman4771
      @shaelinrollman4771 4 роки тому +6

      I would've been like "Yeah you're right" if he didn't say it to people in literal prison

    • @eddiesuda8128
      @eddiesuda8128 4 роки тому

      Yes! Yes! Yes!

    • @CS-yr5jr
      @CS-yr5jr 4 роки тому +1

      That! That is what everyone in prison is missing! They found it! Geniuses! 🤮

  • @MonanikArt
    @MonanikArt 4 роки тому +3216

    Everytime Cole speaks he looks like he's trying so hard not to laugh at his own edgy lines

    • @hal7741
      @hal7741 4 роки тому +179

      Niko I feel bad for him tbh. All the cast members lol

    • @smolboywithluv6669
      @smolboywithluv6669 4 роки тому +149

      The actors are great its just the show’s writing 💀💀😂I don’t blame him tho.

    • @mudflapbrokentire
      @mudflapbrokentire 4 роки тому +166

      lmao the “i’m weird, im a weirdo” line looks like he made it look so bad on purpose

    • @MonanikArt
      @MonanikArt 4 роки тому +65

      grace gordon he looks constipated to even have to say it. It’s like when my mom forces me to converse politely with my weird family

    • @nicia1460
      @nicia1460 4 роки тому +70

      The actors themselves hate the writing.

  • @panypo7211
    @panypo7211 4 роки тому +3707

    Remember when Archie was with Ms.Grundy and the show didn’t make it seem like it was that big of a deal? He was supposed to be 15-16 years old.

    • @katie5998
      @katie5998 4 роки тому +746

      Panypo And see, that could’ve been an actual good storyline. Like tackling the fact that men can, and often are, victims of predatory women like that. I wish they’d gone more into detail about her, their relationship, and actually developed Archie realizing that she was a manipulating toxic cuntbag. It could’ve been SO good, but instead they just randomly send her off and kill her semi-offscreen.

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos 4 роки тому +91

      Um i didn't care how big of a deal it was but i cared a LOT HOW IT WASNT EVEN PART OF THE PLOT AT ALL

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos 4 роки тому +61

      @@katie5998 can someone explain to me how it was even crucial to the plotline at all bc they "were in the woods" at the time but it literally doesnt even matter to the story at all. They get càaught halfway thru the season and it doesnt add to the story at all Help

    • @katie5998
      @katie5998 4 роки тому +43

      chaotic_gabby I think what they were trying to do was mislead the viewer. That was the point of them being in the woods. Otherwise, it’s completely pointless. They could’ve had a character plot line for Archie and his growth as a character & developing into someone whose more musically inclined, but then he turned into a football dweeb and it killed kt

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos 4 роки тому +4

      @@katie5998 ughghghg i wish it was relevant tho!!!

  • @HyenaDandy
    @HyenaDandy 3 роки тому +428

    So interesting fact, Jughead actually wears what's called a "Whoopee Cap," which is a type of hat once common among both youths and mechanics. It got popular around the time men started wearing fedoras, being fairly easy to modify from a fedora, because it was still considered polite for men to wear a hat when outside.The snapback baseball cap wouldn't gain prominence until the 1970s and the bowler had become somewhat more expensive and 'formal,' the options left were the beanie or making a hat of your own. Beanies, however, were often associated with college students, and in an area with a prominent town/college divide, a 'town' type wouldn't want to copy college fashion. On top of that, the cheapest beanies were typically made of canvas, which can grow stiff when dirty, and would usually come only in light colors. A fedora offered a more varied color selection, however, meaning that the dirt could be more easily hidden.
    So, workmen would purchase brown, black, or grey fedoras and cut off the brims. The fact that these modifications were typically made by the workmen themselves with scissors rather than the merchant (or their wives) meant the brim would typically turn out jagged. Rather than trying to even that out, the men who made Whoopee Hats began to lean into it, cutting the edge of the brim off first and them using triangle cuts to finish rather than trying to be even.
    i.pinimg.com/originals/9d/fc/33/9dfc3325d414640b1f8459cc718db557.jpg
    The style would be copied by the workmen's sons, who (Not having the same practical need) would cut the brims higher on the brim and more deeply into it. However, this meant the brim would often flop, which would necessitate securing the brim with thread (if mom would help) or a pin or button (if she wouldn't.)
    This lead to the buttons themselves becoming accessories, somewhat like buttons and pin on a person's bag or backpack today (or maybe last decade)? Which would lead to the more ostentatious 'crown'-style whoopees shown here.
    mlpnk72yciwc.i.optimole.com/cqhiHLc.WqA8~2eefa/w:400/h:244/q:75/bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/whoopee.jpg
    However, with the continued rise in the popularity of baseball, fall in the popularity of the beanie on college campuses, and more intentionally transgressive youth cultures such as greasers, beatniks, and others, the whoopee hat died out after around the 1950s... Which is not too long after the Archie comic series began.
    With the characters having always been exaggerated and the original style being mimicked in the design pretty much gone from the artist's consciousness, Jughead's whoopee hat would grow larger. While it grew, it was still largely recognizably a whoopee hat to someone who knew what they were looking for right up until about the '70s or '80s. In the '70s and '80s, the fast-food company Burger King began to distribute paper crowns. Because of the crown's popularity and tie to Jughead's primary fixation (food,) once that was introduced the hat would be drawn pretty much just int he style of a crown, at times even getting flares and similar ornamentation impossible in felt in some more detailed images.

    • @unispeck2853
      @unispeck2853 3 роки тому +25

      That's really interesting.

    • @johnschmidt1262
      @johnschmidt1262 3 роки тому +27

      Very interesting, I kind of remembered a few pictures from my youth so I always knew that jughead's hat was some kind of style. Interestingly Jughead's crown beenie from the show to me seems like a very accurate update of the original style.

    • @dungeaterss13
      @dungeaterss13 Рік тому +6

      Love how interesting the story of a funny hat is. Humans are very interesting

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot Рік тому

      super super interesting !!

    • @MashaRistova
      @MashaRistova 3 місяці тому +1

      I cringed so hard every time she said Jughead wears a “crown” in the comics

  • @user-mh7db7ei1s
    @user-mh7db7ei1s 4 роки тому +3630

    “There’s nothing worse to me than age-inappropriate casting.” -A 20-something playing a teenager

    • @n.h310
      @n.h310 4 роки тому +125

      MB yea they make them act so grown and nothing like actual high schoolers it’s so annoying and ruins the whole effect. And these type of shows always insist on using a high school setting but want to completely remove it from reality it’s laughable really

    • @santillica
      @santillica 4 роки тому +22

      yes, that's the joke

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 4 роки тому +14

      That's, that's the joke

    • @truvy_5544
      @truvy_5544 4 роки тому +32

      My only problem is when these teen shows be walking around drinking alcohol in front of their parents 😭only 39% of teens can relate 😂

    • @michaelsolomon8031
      @michaelsolomon8031 4 роки тому +3

      666 likes

  • @nachofilament294
    @nachofilament294 4 роки тому +13782

    The reason Jughead wears a crown was because at the time Archie was created, it was common for fathers to give their sons their old and worn out hats (fedoras and bowlers and etc) and the kids would turn them inside out, put pins and buttons on them, and cut the brim so they had that spikey pattern. Jughead's crown was originally that. The comic went on so long that it would eventually hire artists who had no idea that was a thing thought it was a crown, so it became a crown.

    • @neontate413
      @neontate413 4 роки тому +1604

      i have learned something new today

    • @krokikrumpsun624
      @krokikrumpsun624 4 роки тому +713

      woohoo history

    • @arcanefury3666
      @arcanefury3666 4 роки тому +62

      Nerdsync covered this exact topic I think

    • @leomarquez1196
      @leomarquez1196 4 роки тому +9

      Yes.

    • @NovaKnight_
      @NovaKnight_ 4 роки тому +974

      The thing that's annoying is that he talks about it like its some qUIrKy aesthetic plague that's been tossed onto him that makes him WEIRD and NoT LikE ThE OtHeR BoYS--when the comic jughead would've probably been like 'hell yeah, this is my hat lol'.

  • @randominternetweirdo5479
    @randominternetweirdo5479 4 роки тому +3044

    "My name is Jughead"
    Did show writers actively ignore that his name is Forsythe and he prefers to go by the nickname Jughead?

    • @annalise9910
      @annalise9910 4 роки тому +510

      To be fair, Forsythe is not much better

    • @kneau
      @kneau 4 роки тому +259

      It’s a legitimate - albeit uncommon - surname. Forsythe. Proper noun. A Scottish & Northern Irish surname from the Gaelic Fearsithe meaning "man of peace". *Though Forsythe is this Jughead’s forename (not surname) - nominative determinism could be a thing.

    • @gr1mreap3rz15
      @gr1mreap3rz15 4 роки тому +173

      it's written as forsythe on his records + he's referred to as forsythe a few times in later seasons, they just never said it out loud until season 2 and i guess most people around him would know him as jughead instead. there's a kid who's been in my class for years with the surname sullivan who's been referred to as "sully" for as long as i've known him, even by the teachers, so i was genuinely confused when i heard his first name, yknow? it happens.

    • @Tatertotsyumm
      @Tatertotsyumm 4 роки тому +5

      I said the same thing after you

    • @chlamydiadeetz4163
      @chlamydiadeetz4163 4 роки тому +109

      i always thought that the nickname was forced on him but the writers genuinely thinking “jughead jones” is legitimately what’s written on his birth certificate is honestly more likely

  • @searcyshenanigans2857
    @searcyshenanigans2857 3 роки тому +846

    This show is insane but I gotta admit that scene with Archie punching the ice is great. His character should be like the friendly giant, he protects and does things the most simple way. Great commentary.

    • @l.s.8793
      @l.s.8793 3 роки тому +29

      So Moose from the comics, basically.

    • @Oliviagarry69420
      @Oliviagarry69420 3 роки тому +55

      Make Archie be a himbo!!!

    • @silly.oc.time.
      @silly.oc.time. 3 роки тому +35

      @@Oliviagarry69420 Archie Himbo rights!!

    • @soylentcompany5235
      @soylentcompany5235 3 роки тому +5

      The scene where Archies punches the ice is pretty much straight up ripped from a french movie called Rust and Bone (great movie)

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac 2 роки тому +3

      We don't break the ice, we beat it to a slush.

  • @Iamjustherek
    @Iamjustherek 4 роки тому +3548

    “Betty and Veronica were forced to drink slow acting poison and Archie is getting shivved in prison while fighting bears.”
    Me *who stopped watching halfway through season 2* : Excuse I??

    • @sparklyspangle
      @sparklyspangle 4 роки тому +165

      lmao oh yeah it got crazy dramatic in season 3. it was also shot and filmed amazingly well imo so it makes you feel like ripping your hair out when you realise it really is only the writing that drags down the entire show

    • @yugandharjanardhan6466
      @yugandharjanardhan6466 4 роки тому +37

      @@sparklyspangle nah,not"amazingly well". Not even close. It's just good.

    • @sparklyspangle
      @sparklyspangle 4 роки тому +19

      @@yugandharjanardhan6466 eh maybe. I was thinking of a specific scene in season 3 that actually was done really really well, so I may be a bit biased there :)

    • @dreamer1-7
      @dreamer1-7 4 роки тому +12

      Dude same I was a mix of being confused and understanding all at once

    • @TRSndNSN
      @TRSndNSN 4 роки тому +16

      Season 3 they attempt to ripoff other movies. Silence of the lambs, Heather's, and more I cant remember off the top of my head. They took plots from good movies and fit each one into an episode. Even stranger things! They play "griffins and gargoyles " (DnD)

  • @jayngb
    @jayngb 4 роки тому +6872

    I just saw a comment that said “riverdale is written by wattpad authors” or something like that but let’s be honest... the majority of wattpad stories are better than Riverdale.

    • @fpw2223
      @fpw2223 4 роки тому +168

      Jayden Jones yep. I have read some good stuff

    • @thealmightybucket5930
      @thealmightybucket5930 4 роки тому +22

      True

    • @ajaxtanner874
      @ajaxtanner874 4 роки тому +81

      you can find 300 1D adoption stories, same plot, same OC name, and it'd still be better than this bullshit

    • @danielle-sheehan
      @danielle-sheehan 4 роки тому +8

      i like ur profile pic brother

    • @sydneymendoza9919
      @sydneymendoza9919 4 роки тому +9

      I'm sad that I agree with this.

  • @tomnookii
    @tomnookii 4 роки тому +1664

    the show is at least aesthetically pleasing to look at. it definitely has a style. its a shame it sucks from a writing standpoint

    • @eiffelviolet
      @eiffelviolet 4 роки тому +83

      The aesthetics were gorgeous in Season 1!

    • @restingsadface
      @restingsadface 4 роки тому

      @Brupcat short answer: nilis b doesn't like it so there for it's bad

    • @queenmcninja7751
      @queenmcninja7751 4 роки тому +5

      Very, I watched the very first scene (With the red car and the red-head twins etc) With a friend who'd watched the whole series and thought the show was setting itself up to be a beautiful artistic visual feast. I watched 5 minutes more and died from cringing at the writing.
      (Doesn't mean I'm not hooked, though)

    • @guy9876
      @guy9876 4 роки тому +6

      It’s the kind of show you have to leave on in the background or turn your brain off to truly enjoy, but you could just leave it on and laugh your ass off at what crazy bullshit they conjure up next like I do

  • @supersempai9536
    @supersempai9536 3 роки тому +3759

    absolutely FURIOUS that they completely wiped out Jugheads sexuality. If you need another example of this shows obbsession with oversexualization of every character- Jughead is CONFIRMED, COMES OUT IN THE COMICS as Asexual, and the show completely wiped that

    • @fieratheproud
      @fieratheproud 3 роки тому +501

      Little infuriates me more than Ace erasure, I haven't even read Archie comics and I'm mad as hell about this!

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 3 роки тому +585

      Just let the boy eat his burgers, read his comics, and play with his dog in peace, CW.

    • @JesterQueenAnne
      @JesterQueenAnne 3 роки тому +83

      Never read the comics or even watched the series, but for what I read from various comments Jughead's sexuality was defined in the comics after the series was already sexualizing him.

    • @fieratheproud
      @fieratheproud 3 роки тому +199

      @@JesterQueenAnne well, same boat but also from what I have seen there were things even before that people could easily interpret as him being asexual, so the comics more or less just made it canon eventually. In any case, the show's version of hin seems to barely even resemble Jughead which is probably what most people would be pissed about.

    • @JesterQueenAnne
      @JesterQueenAnne 3 роки тому +63

      @@fieratheproud someone not being interested in having a relationship being interpreted as ace/aro is such a stretch. But anyway, yeah, the character in the series having nothing to do with the original is really the problem.

  • @alexia9049
    @alexia9049 3 роки тому +10606

    DID SHE JUST TELL ARCHIE'S DAD THAT HE LOOKS DILFY💀

  • @BeepBoop-z2v
    @BeepBoop-z2v 4 роки тому +2618

    Honestly most highschool shows would make more sense in college

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 4 роки тому +34

      Yes! Yeah! Mmhm! Uh huh! Affirmative!

    • @oof-wi7hp
      @oof-wi7hp 4 роки тому +228

      @Dzimas whatever man i am not looking for realism everywhere. my concern is how unconvincing these actors are as high schoolers and how troublingly often they are sexualised. problems which would fix themselves if they were just older on the show

    • @howdowwonderful3609
      @howdowwonderful3609 4 роки тому +32

      RIGHT? at least would make the objectification
      more or less ''''''''okay''''''''' i think?

    • @honkhonk5000
      @honkhonk5000 4 роки тому +29

      What? Having 25 year olds in highschool isn’t normal?

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 4 роки тому

      Actually yes! Absolutely!

  • @jazzification2652
    @jazzification2652 4 роки тому +2408

    Riverdale "teens" are how actual teens pretend to act irl on tumblr

    • @sholos4478
      @sholos4478 4 роки тому +121

      bruh you just summed up the whole show, lmao.

    • @TheDoggoPearl
      @TheDoggoPearl 4 роки тому +3

      Couldn't have said it better

    • @soupoup
      @soupoup 3 роки тому +2

      Have you ever used tumblr?

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 3 роки тому +6

      Like 2013 tumblr, 2021 tumblr is frogge

    • @jazzification2652
      @jazzification2652 3 роки тому

      @@L0rdOfThePies ho-ly shit Damon Gant himself?!

  • @youtubeviolatedme7123
    @youtubeviolatedme7123 3 роки тому +1157

    Fun fact:
    "Jughead" is actually his nickname in the comics.
    His real name is Forsythe Pendleton Jones.

    • @Bea-xl9rb
      @Bea-xl9rb 3 роки тому +308

      Not only that, he’s Forsythe Pendleton Jones _III._

    • @chandalier8996
      @chandalier8996 3 роки тому +65

      It’s the same in the show. They’ve mentioned it a few times.

    • @justsomegirlwithoutamustache
      @justsomegirlwithoutamustache 2 роки тому +47

      Why didn't they just call him Syth? It sounds more like an actual name. Although nothing in this show is realistic, to begin with

    • @billvolk4236
      @billvolk4236 Рік тому +5

      ​@@justsomegirlwithoutamustacheHis dad, Forsythe Pendleton Jones Jr., goes by F.P. That option was literally placed right in his lap, and he was like "nah, let's use this nickname that I can tell is derogatory even though I'm not even sure what it means."

  • @xBrii333x
    @xBrii333x 4 роки тому +5364

    I will admit, I don't like that they sexualized Jughead. Jughead shows ZERO interest in girls in the comics. Any time a girl comes after him, he shows infinite more interest in food. And I know this because when I was 10 I had a whole stack of Jughead comics. The hat is cute though.

    • @butterknifepatten4455
      @butterknifepatten4455 3 роки тому +566

      yeah, a lot of people are bringing up that while Jughead is canonically aroace in the new comic run, it was made after Riverdale was already planned, but that doesn't mean it's not weird

    • @thebadwolf3088
      @thebadwolf3088 3 роки тому +77

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat I'm not even gonna...

    • @petscopkid
      @petscopkid 3 роки тому +15

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat wdym

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 3 роки тому +228

      t'was my favourite part of Jughead, he loved food and he sold what was basically the only thing keeping him alive to a witch for a Pizza sandwich.

    • @petscopkid
      @petscopkid 3 роки тому +5

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat ah, thanks for telling me

  • @seopark7467
    @seopark7467 4 роки тому +3129

    My god everyone in those interviews look miserable

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 4 роки тому +246

      I watched several of them and I can confirm. Lily clearly wants to quit the show, others too lmao. I wouldn't say that about Cole though, just like in pretty much any interview ever he is goofy, stupid and fun in Riverdale interviews aswell. I guess he just likes to mess around. Can't say he doesn't want to quit tho, he probably does.

    • @jenniferm7695
      @jenniferm7695 4 роки тому +108

      @@mhm77887 I just don't think he gives a crap.

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 роки тому +123

      @@mhm77887 In an interview, he admitted he felt icky going with the show's drastic changes (I think he used the word "butchered" or something) to the source material as he is a fan of the Archie comic himself. He probably laughs at the show everytime but this was his way back in showbiz, I guess.

    • @t.thomas8919
      @t.thomas8919 4 роки тому +42

      Look hard enough, you could see the shadow of the gun being aimed at them. In reality and their mental thinking to get through that bullshit.

    • @altobonifacio8936
      @altobonifacio8936 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah but the money tho

  • @cheekya5770
    @cheekya5770 4 роки тому +4626

    Conspiracy: Riverdale is written by watt pad authors.

    • @pleaselovemeok5906
      @pleaselovemeok5906 4 роки тому +269

      Hey, even Wattpad fanfiction has better writing 😂

    • @annnee6818
      @annnee6818 4 роки тому +20

      @@pleaselovemeok5906 No it hasn't 😂

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 4 роки тому +26

      That would make too much sense.

    • @mylesthomas511
      @mylesthomas511 4 роки тому +65

      I'm about 1000% sure it actually is and its just an experiment to see how many seasons will get picked up.

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 4 роки тому +4

      @@mylesthomas511 All of them. Look at how much money After made!

  • @sarahsmithie7714
    @sarahsmithie7714 3 роки тому +327

    'Looking dilfy today?'
    Okay we're jumping right into the deep end I see.

  • @joe0xygen244
    @joe0xygen244 4 роки тому +8213

    The most painful thing about this show is the fact that the casting choices are soo perfect.

    • @kolonelkhriskrabs534
      @kolonelkhriskrabs534 4 роки тому +742

      well the show has to be good at something i guess

    • @kelialunaargentino2721
      @kelialunaargentino2721 4 роки тому +1372

      true and they’re all pretty good at acting... the writing does them so dirty

    • @Wendy-hh8fk
      @Wendy-hh8fk 4 роки тому +113

      i know right, the characters are so interesting

    • @retkes_hokedli
      @retkes_hokedli 4 роки тому +245

      too perfect in my opinion, they all look like supermodels

    • @checkm8964
      @checkm8964 4 роки тому +462

      Kurucz Hanna the fact that they’re high schoolers is super weird to me, high schoolers just don’t look like fully developed mid twenty year olds. If they were college kids I might understand the unrealistic standards a bit more

  • @carlacordova9291
    @carlacordova9291 3 роки тому +4857

    "there is nothing more amateur than age inappropriate casting"
    says the 28 year old guy who is playing a 17 year old teenager

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 3 роки тому +68

      I love Cole Sprouse but yeah that was quite a let down :(

    • @helenas7605
      @helenas7605 3 роки тому +142

      @@toastarkat wasn't Cole Sprouse who said that. It was the actor of kevin.
      But I mean, all the actors are way older than their characters

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 3 роки тому +27

      @@helenas7605 Oh I'm a little dumb in the brain sorry

    • @dreamyanon5151
      @dreamyanon5151 3 роки тому +58

      It's sad because Cole sprouts has been playing a kid/teen since he WAS a kid and now is still playing them at 28.

    • @miaa1762
      @miaa1762 3 роки тому +46

      I don't see how an almost 30 year old man walks in to audition as a teenager and the director says 'yes, this is perfect'
      Shows like this are the best opportunity to cast up and coming TEENAGERS like, tf.

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw Рік тому +34

    "dark betty" is 100% something I would have written as a younger teen in the early 2010's to post on deviantart or tumblr and it gives me so much secondhand embarrassment

  • @Apollo9898LP
    @Apollo9898LP 4 роки тому +503

    Kevin doesn't get a boyfriend because the writers don't know how to write a compelling gay romance, so he gets relegated to the sad boy corner

    • @ssharkbait
      @ssharkbait 4 роки тому +93

      Apollo9898LPs they want diversity points without really doing anything. So many shows do that. They include a gay character just because they feel they need to them just write them horribly or side line them, until they need to remind the audiences there is in fact a gay character. They gay character falls into being a. Stereotypical b. Comic relief c. Tragic (the tragedy being centered around the fact that they’re gay) or a mixture of all three.

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 4 роки тому +6

      I wish that wasn't true.

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 4 роки тому +57

      And they only "get away" with Cheryl & Toni's "relationship" because hot lesbians are hot to straight audiences.

    • @nobodysXghost
      @nobodysXghost 4 роки тому +8

      I think its refreshing to have a character without a romance. many high school kids never got one. there is life beyond sex.

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 4 роки тому +21

      @@nobodysXghost Yeah... Too bad Kevin's character was reduced to "Lonely Gay Best Friend", and Jughead, who actually DIDN'T have or want any romance, because he was asexual, was turned into a sexually active straight guy...

  • @penguinparty11
    @penguinparty11 4 роки тому +1669

    This show feels like it was written by a child, who has yet to be a teenager, and an adult, who was in a coma through their teenager years, and they've joined together to write a story about what they think being. "teen" is. 😑

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 роки тому +53

      Nah, they're written by adults who are half-assedly trying to think like a teenager, but fails miserably and cringey.

    • @liyan00
      @liyan00 4 роки тому +7

      They were written by adults who only looked to 2012 tumblr and 2014 wattpad for what is "hip" with teens during 2010

  • @actingislife100
    @actingislife100 3 роки тому +2850

    Betty: I think I'm crazy
    Jughead: My father may be a murder
    Veronica: My dad won't stop hunting down my friends
    Archie: BUT DAD I DON'T WANNA PLAY FOOTBALL I WANNA SING AND DANCE!

    • @Bee-zr5pb
      @Bee-zr5pb 3 роки тому +74

      * cue Monty python s Lancelot wedding scene

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 3 роки тому +107

      @@Bee-zr5pb Archie's Dad: Stop it! Stop it! You won't break into song while I'm here.

    • @CrabMushroom
      @CrabMushroom Рік тому +2

      @BK Beatty just like his dreams of being a musician…

    • @rebeccamoon3869
      @rebeccamoon3869 Рік тому

      ​@@Bee-zr5pbqqcok😊

    • @snailcorn7480
      @snailcorn7480 Рік тому +9

      oh god Riverdale is high school musical

  • @dimsumboy22
    @dimsumboy22 3 роки тому +145

    as an archie "fan" meaning I just read it when I was a kid. this is the weirdest shit.
    "all the nice references they make"
    I noticed none of them were actually references to ARCHIE.

    • @purpleisdebeste
      @purpleisdebeste 2 роки тому +5

      Well yeah, the writers haven’t read ARCHIE!

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 10 місяців тому

      Hell i don't think they've even seen "Archies weird mysteries"

  • @autumnfranklin6790
    @autumnfranklin6790 4 роки тому +4211

    Also in the comics, Kevin was NOT the gay best friend trope. Kevin was on the football team, a good friend of Archie and Reggie, and had a lot of character development before he came out. The Riverdale writers were the ones that scratched his original character to make him the gay best trope and still haven’t given him a good story arc for four seasons. I’ve considered making a video on how much they did Kevin dirty
    Update: I’ll make the video for y’all

    • @ev3ysia
      @ev3ysia 4 роки тому +113

      Well, I hope you do make a video. I'd be interested in watcing it.

    • @sophiatheokas
      @sophiatheokas 4 роки тому +38

      i’d watch that! lmk if u ever make it :)

    • @townesking9133
      @townesking9133 4 роки тому +17

      I’d absolutely watch that!!!

    • @katelynmueller4859
      @katelynmueller4859 4 роки тому +15

      let us know if you make it!

    • @calebcaesar9660
      @calebcaesar9660 4 роки тому +21

      kevin deserves better

  • @MyFictionalChaos
    @MyFictionalChaos 4 роки тому +2449

    "Archie cant carry a subplot" IM WHEEZING HE REALLY CANT HIS CHARACTER IS LIKE BARELY 2 DIMENSIONAL

    • @katieflick888
      @katieflick888 4 роки тому +54

      I actually fast forward through his scenes so I don't fall asleep.

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos 4 роки тому +68

      @@katieflick888 Lmaoooo and like she said in the vid, its not that he doesnt have a personality but that they dont do anything with it! They could have given him interesting subplots but THEY DIDNT

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 4 роки тому +7

      @@MyFictionalChaos even when he's fighting a bear?

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos 4 роки тому +4

      @@r.j.penfold w h A T

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 4 роки тому +4

      @@MyFictionalChaos it was mentioned in the video

  • @gabrielblanchard3921
    @gabrielblanchard3921 3 роки тому +1729

    I also love the way the wig is framed as a big deal. "Is it true, Betty? Is it true you WEAR A WIG while you have kinky and possibly dissociative sex? HOW CAN YOU WEAR A WIG?"

    • @someonewithaphone3108
      @someonewithaphone3108 3 роки тому +152

      The way she stutters, absolutely shocked that a girl would dress up for sex, is so hilarious

    • @lihuenbaez6154
      @lihuenbaez6154 3 роки тому +114

      "Is it true? You almost drowned a kid WHILE WEARING A WIG?"

    • @ichor2127
      @ichor2127 3 роки тому +45

      Ok but have you seen the wig? I would have a problem with it too

    • @someonewithaphone3108
      @someonewithaphone3108 3 роки тому +11

      @@ichor2127 Oh I think it's cute in a campy way

    • @l0v3lyniaa
      @l0v3lyniaa 3 роки тому +11

      i thought betty looked hot as fuck in that wig 😩🙏🏾

  • @mctheplaywright
    @mctheplaywright 3 роки тому +320

    Now that they’ve jumped seven years in the future, you’ve gotta do a sequel

    • @sunettas9738
      @sunettas9738 3 роки тому +8

      What?

    • @Mels0103
      @Mels0103 3 роки тому +19

      @@sunettas9738 Now that they've jumped seven years in the future, she has to do a sequel.

    • @sunettas9738
      @sunettas9738 3 роки тому +8

      Oh you mean that in the latest season, there's been a timeskip of 7 years?

    • @karlie1318
      @karlie1318 3 роки тому +3

      in season five?

    • @jayBBvid95
      @jayBBvid95 3 роки тому +4

      I remember when my brother saw the trailer and told me that Archie was a miner. I lost it bro.
      Turns out he was actually a soldier having a war on the high school football field but that’s just as funny to me.

  • @crazyshiper8886
    @crazyshiper8886 4 роки тому +1186

    *" Who's gonna get sucked into a cult and have his organ harvested? There's our boy!"*
    This line is so funny to me because just how absurd it sounds next to all the other exemples.

  • @Lndo-sh1xl
    @Lndo-sh1xl 3 роки тому +7859

    I saw a theory that the whole show is just Jughead’s poorly written self insert book. The way that they keep adding more and more things that make so sense make me feel like it’s true.

    • @slayher7500
      @slayher7500 3 роки тому +172

      I like that idea but I don’t think riverdale is that dark lol

    • @Ppppftt
      @Ppppftt 3 роки тому +299

      I thought that the entire 4th season's plot was just his essay about the perfect murder that they assign him at the beginning of the season.

    • @samiai8905
      @samiai8905 3 роки тому +80

      The fact this could possibly happen as a last episode twist

    • @akayway6464
      @akayway6464 3 роки тому +138

      Jughead just occasionally lets Cheryl write in it too

    • @naluanj9628
      @naluanj9628 3 роки тому +20

      Not even jughead is that dumb

  • @georgelister4866
    @georgelister4866 4 роки тому +2958

    My issue with Kevin is that he’s there so that the riverdale team can say “HEY LOOK WE HAVE A GAY CHARACTER LOOK WE ARE SO SUPPORTIVE AND WOKE. DO YOU SEE IT. DO YOU SEE THE CHARACTER. DO YOU. DO YOU!?” But once they never had any more idea than that. And so he’s so half assed as a character because of it.

    • @googleplusisgone9435
      @googleplusisgone9435 4 роки тому +343

      Worst part is Kevin actually has an actual, non stereotypical character in the comics while still being gay. Meaning they *downgraded* his character into a stereotype

    • @doukzu
      @doukzu 4 роки тому +130

      @Tum Tum this. When I found out that Jughead was actually asexual but deliberately ignored in the tv adaptation I know I'm never gonna watch it. One obvious representation just for representation, and the other being ignored because either a) they don't really believe asexuality is a thing (which is still a huge problem sadly) and/or b) they want sexy times because good shows have sex or something.

    • @zachwwwwwwwosofkd12949
      @zachwwwwwwwosofkd12949 4 роки тому +6

      George Lister they’ve done a lot with Kevin but he sometimes feels forced to me

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 роки тому +7

      Thank you at this point Kevin should just be killed off because there's no plot unlike Cheryl and Toni where it actually makes sense to have the both of them

    • @C4lmaria
      @C4lmaria 4 роки тому +22

      Yeah, I mean:
      One discovers their family is composed by undercover incestuous fascists
      Another finds out her whole family has been torn apart by a cult that they to this day thinks will protect them
      The other is unfairly put in jail as a scapegoat so the homicide doesn't get in the hands of the mayor that's secretly working on a high level conspiracy, whose daughter is trying to stop by raising in power and influence to then boycott him.
      Then you have that guy that's gay for the police officer's son...oh yeah and he helps the others with their things... Sometimes

  • @worldsbiggestloser4326
    @worldsbiggestloser4326 3 роки тому +1615

    the fact that jughead is CANONICALLY asexual and they didn’t even try to respect that makes me angry on levels my brain cannot comprehend

    • @pogchamp5276
      @pogchamp5276 3 роки тому +24

      hes canonically asexual???? wait how????

    • @lutrinae_yt
      @lutrinae_yt 3 роки тому +204

      ​@@pogchamp5276 in the comics, for a while there was a bit of a gag with him having a girlfriend because she made good food. And that was it.
      Though afterwards they just said he was aromantic and asexual and never brought up any romantic relationships ever again for him, and it's his defining trait, plus the crown.
      Although I've never read the comics, so I'm sort of basing it off of other comments. But yeah, as an ace myself, gib representation Hollywood

    • @ninarances9074
      @ninarances9074 3 роки тому +19

      @@lutrinae_yt I haven't read much of the comics either, but I was reading the Archie Comics Fandom Wiki and it says how he married Midge and have a child with her, and he used to have three girlfriends in the past. So that makes me confused.

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 3 роки тому +116

      @@ninarances9074 basically, he's only aroace in the new version of the comics. Before, he just wasn't that interested in dating.

    • @ninarances9074
      @ninarances9074 3 роки тому +4

      @@samt3412 Oh ok, thank you!

  • @YpsylonFunMagazine
    @YpsylonFunMagazine 4 роки тому +419

    i had to stop watching after archie said that he didnt kill anyone, but he should go to jail because he "could have"... like my dude, my man, thats not how crime works. im not about to hand myself over to the police because i went into a museum and thought "oh wow i could just take that painting off the wall if i wanted to".

    • @ByeCat
      @ByeCat 4 роки тому +9

      LOL true words, friend

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 4 роки тому +1

      Same.

    • @SceneByScott
      @SceneByScott 4 роки тому +22

      It's called Pre-Crime and it's how law works in the future year 3020.

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 4 роки тому +1

      @@SceneByScott The show made sense the whole time! D8

    • @power50001562
      @power50001562 4 роки тому

      @@SceneByScott precrime is literally already starting in China and has been in Japan's legal system to target the Yakuza

  • @eternalcat6281
    @eternalcat6281 4 роки тому +7445

    Can we address their clothes? Absolutely no one in highschool dresses like this. No school's dress code would even allow it
    Edit: I know some schools have different dress codes, you don't have to keep telling me. I am north american. I know now highschool students who would be allowed to dress like this or wealthy enough to afford it.

    • @dollydolly732
      @dollydolly732 3 роки тому +538

      I always wear dresses and heels to school, but like you said, they were crop tops and 7 inch heels, our school would NEVER let us do that

    • @Kmkmkms
      @Kmkmkms 3 роки тому +317

      i can understand this compared to other teen dramas
      because their clothes somewhat have the cartoony vibe that a comic would have thats acceptable because this is based off of the comics
      but most over teen dramas try to depict themselves as realistic but still wear these clothes

    • @meepmoop2308
      @meepmoop2308 3 роки тому +14

      my school did

    • @paulakerner7923
      @paulakerner7923 3 роки тому +21

      My school dress code was jeans and white t-shirt. Nothing other than sneakers allowed.

    • @brunetteartist24
      @brunetteartist24 3 роки тому +15

      Atleast their clothes look good lol

  • @heatherwild2627
    @heatherwild2627 3 роки тому +5600

    I just absolutely hate this show because of the over sexualization of high schoolers. Like its so bad. Also the sexualization of lesbian relationships. and how they ruined heathers

    • @jnhark2311
      @jnhark2311 3 роки тому +60

      #freetonitopazandcherylblossom

    • @denkishusband3440
      @denkishusband3440 3 роки тому +334

      they did heathers wrong so fucking wrong

    • @heatherwild2627
      @heatherwild2627 3 роки тому +36

      @@denkishusband3440 LITERALLY

    • @lefromage2001
      @lefromage2001 3 роки тому +89

      @@denkishusband3440 Heathers does not deserve this treatment ;-;

    • @arkhamjamesv
      @arkhamjamesv 3 роки тому +86

      I feel as though that disgusting adaptation is grounds to blow up their school and stage it as a mass suicide.

  • @hihi615
    @hihi615 3 роки тому +88

    I feel like there are 2 main types of Riverdale fans:
    The fans who watch it for characters like Cheryl (and Cheryl & Toni's relationship)
    And the fans who watch it for the cringe and make youtube videos about it so the rest of us don't have to endure said cringe

  • @Sara-dp5dg
    @Sara-dp5dg 4 роки тому +3804

    Look the archie comics get weird. There is literally a issue where predator kills them all and one where a zombie apocalypse happens but somehow this show achieves being MORE RIDICULOUS than both of those issues 😂😂

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 роки тому +71

      And another with the Punisher

    • @somedragonbastard
      @somedragonbastard 4 роки тому +212

      I mean when the premise is obviously ridiculous it becomes easier to enjoy it or take it seriously, whereas riverdale is trying to be a serious show

    • @Sara-dp5dg
      @Sara-dp5dg 4 роки тому +71

      @@somedragonbastard true but that's what's so confusing. There are times where they are self aware with how crazy this show is but then the next episode they wanna be all serious and take the show seriously and it's just like pick one!!

    • @Sara-dp5dg
      @Sara-dp5dg 4 роки тому

      @@Gloomdrake lmaooo i forgot about that one

    • @jimmyz2684
      @jimmyz2684 4 роки тому +12

      Archie Comics are weird. They're a weirdo. They don't "fit in".

  • @LeopardPrintZebras
    @LeopardPrintZebras 3 роки тому +2768

    It always felt like the script was written by some 50-something year old that was exasperated with their teen and taking their frustration out. Like, "And then they would do this selfish thing, because they're an unaware, self-important BRAT." [violent keyboard clacking]

    • @finthehuman3649
      @finthehuman3649 3 роки тому +28

      lmaooo

    • @nyahnyahson523
      @nyahnyahson523 3 роки тому +139

      I like how this interpretation would also explain the aro/ace erasure lol.

    • @salem6310
      @salem6310 3 роки тому +44

      i mean, you literally described the showrunner

    • @Turt3752
      @Turt3752 3 роки тому +16

      Lord of the Flies is calling

    • @chumbucket3475
      @chumbucket3475 3 роки тому +35

      *TAKE THAT, MELISS-I* *mean, VERONICA!*

  • @peebleeble
    @peebleeble 3 роки тому +4074

    jughead being bullied for his name makes no sense to me because his name is forsythe pendleton jones the III he CHOSe jughead

    • @edie1707
      @edie1707 3 роки тому +672

      to be fair if my name was forsythe i would change my name too

    • @noblebork7444
      @noblebork7444 3 роки тому +334

      He'd get bullied by just one of the 3 really fancy names, let alone all 3

    • @reaganbartels9993
      @reaganbartels9993 3 роки тому +185

      When he introduces himself to Veronica, he calls himself Jughead Jones III, which led me to assume the nickname was somehow inherited as well.

    • @soupoup
      @soupoup 3 роки тому +47

      @@Victor_Graves yeah he could've just called himself pen or something-

    • @WeshouldbefriendsUWU
      @WeshouldbefriendsUWU 3 роки тому +40

      What are you guys talking about. Jones is what he should be called over anything lmao. How is jones a fancy name😂🤣🤣

  • @alexaliennerd3990
    @alexaliennerd3990 2 роки тому +51

    I genuinely think that Riverdale is like what happens when a showrunner made a My Immortal style fanfiction in their youth and had the thing professionally backed.

    • @albedoweatheruno
      @albedoweatheruno 2 роки тому +1

      @@zogwort1522 whoa man, what did melodramatic fanfic writers ever do to you?

  • @frannydavis5232
    @frannydavis5232 3 роки тому +3208

    fun fact: when they made archie punch the ice the actor actually broke his hand and didn't know until 20 minutes later because it was so cold

    • @Mels0103
      @Mels0103 3 роки тому +241

      Oh my god 😬

    • @beanbrain6162
      @beanbrain6162 3 роки тому +273

      Noooooo oh jeez that's fucked
      Directors and crew really need to take care of their actors
      Shit man

    • @karlie1318
      @karlie1318 3 роки тому +261

      they’re living hell. well acting in hell.

    • @EMEM663
      @EMEM663 3 роки тому +83

      The actor decided not to pull his punches. He decided on his own to give it his all, the directors didn't force him.

    • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
      @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 3 роки тому +468

      @@EMEM663 But they should have STOPPED him! That’s their responsibility!
      Additionally, maybe he shouldn’t have had ACTUAL ICE to punch! There were a million different movie magic ways to do that that couldn’t possibly end in injury!

  • @toilettom2504
    @toilettom2504 4 роки тому +1310

    I forgot Josie and her group even once existed

    • @mirrynmcwilliams937
      @mirrynmcwilliams937 4 роки тому +3

      Omg me too

    • @brimstoneclub
      @brimstoneclub 4 роки тому +4

      Katy Keene doesn't do much better with that character.

    • @jiminsfloss4595
      @jiminsfloss4595 4 роки тому +38

      I forgot the drama between archie and that one music teacher ever happened

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 4 роки тому +1

      I know that was one of the best parts of season one when they moved them to the other show I was so disappointed

    • @helingunes955
      @helingunes955 4 роки тому +22

      Yeah the pussycats just dissappear all of a sudden, you dont even see valerie in the halls etc.

  • @Vorance
    @Vorance 4 роки тому +2071

    I'm just surprised that Cheryl's almost incestuous love for her brother wasn't a bigger talking point.
    *SPOILERS* Especially the part where she simiforces Archie into a relationship with her through bribes and was established a few episodes earlier how similar he looks to her brother and how even her mother sees the resemblance

    • @verifyme3477
      @verifyme3477 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah

    • @Josh-qr3go
      @Josh-qr3go 4 роки тому +186

      yeah.. nobody gonna talk about how she was just magically gay after toni came along

    • @rustyAF
      @rustyAF 4 роки тому +2

      WOW

    • @gktalberta4856
      @gktalberta4856 4 роки тому +103

      @@Josh-qr3go bi people exist

    • @extrablandchaos2149
      @extrablandchaos2149 4 роки тому +11

      @@gktalberta4856 yes, I concur.

  • @I_am_always_correct
    @I_am_always_correct 3 роки тому +110

    If you read the Archie comics, you'd not be able to objectively criticize Riverdale anyway, because the only sound you'd produce was screams of rage.

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 4 роки тому +1360

    Show Writer 1: So, what are these characters like?
    Show Writer 2: Gay
    Show Writer 1: No...what are they LIKE?
    Show Writer 2: Did I stutter?

    • @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587
      @laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 4 роки тому +9

      lmaoooooo

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 роки тому +18

      Suit: Why would you stutter?
      Writer: I DON'T KNOW.
      Suit: Fair enough.

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear 4 роки тому +21

      Daniella Fonseca That was the point I hoped to make! Representation is one thing, but if you just stand around and fill a quota, how much more than tokenism is that really?

    • @hopoffmydick9574
      @hopoffmydick9574 4 роки тому +4

      Toni is bisexual tho, not gay.

    • @danny-yd4zh
      @danny-yd4zh 4 роки тому +14

      CP 781 Not just Tony, I actually meant Kevin 😂 but it’s also not just Riverdale, many series do this

  • @allieodair
    @allieodair 4 роки тому +483

    "archie andrews is not the leader and the center of the universe. he is just the tallest boy." hjgkhjgfk

  • @thorn99thorn
    @thorn99thorn 3 роки тому +5528

    Quick rant here:
    Cheryl and Toni's ship name is Choni. Literally a word for underpants. Why isn't it Cheri? Cheryl's main aesthetic is red and cherries, so why didn't they just make it her ship name? It's so obvious, and so dumb.

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 3 роки тому +480

      also cheri is a french petname (masculine form but still) which wouldve been a cool touch

    • @ayal92
      @ayal92 3 роки тому +325

      In spanish "choni" is slang for a vulgar, tacky girl XD

    • @kujikawathemeekmage3640
      @kujikawathemeekmage3640 3 роки тому +66

      Maybe because fans of the show are stupid for watching past episode 2 anyway lol

    • @Sophie-ni8qm
      @Sophie-ni8qm 3 роки тому +115

      Maybe they thought it was too similar to cheryl? Idk riverdale writers are on crack so don't bother trying to apply logic to their ideas

    • @goratuti1098
      @goratuti1098 3 роки тому +20

      Is Choni an official name? I thought the fans made it up.

  • @saeed05
    @saeed05 3 роки тому +79

    the show had so much potential tbh, the characters, the cinematography, the aesthetic, if only they had better writers 🥲

  • @ravenquills92
    @ravenquills92 3 роки тому +4103

    The comics are just a super sweet high school comic. There is literally no drama. I was so excited when they said that they were adapting it to a live action and then....*this* happened. Absolutely destroyed it.

    • @kouusa
      @kouusa 3 роки тому +141

      And the Sabrina happened and made it even worse. T-T

    • @ninarances9074
      @ninarances9074 3 роки тому +280

      I feel like the writers think a sweet high school comic like the Archie Comics, needs to have some conflict or mature stuff necessary. And I'm like ".....Why? Just keep it the way it is!"

    • @ninarances9074
      @ninarances9074 3 роки тому +84

      @@kouusa Some say the Sabrina live action fits because it involves a witch, and therefore, dark magic should be involved (and people also mentioned about a comic that would make sense for the live action. I don't know much about the comics, but there's one that involves a teenage Sabrina????)

    • @nicolojacinto13
      @nicolojacinto13 3 роки тому +130

      @@ninarances9074 Sabrina was actually good at first but then it was slowly turning like riverdale (too much sexual stuff, musical singing, cringy references etc.) :/

    • @mayakane9978
      @mayakane9978 3 роки тому +12

      I wouldn't say there was no drama but ye I agree

  • @heva2996
    @heva2996 4 роки тому +814

    The actors hate the show equally as everyone else. Btw I think they try their best with the script but still its horrible.

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 4 роки тому +20

      They get paid is all that matters, not that it's a bad thing tbh

    • @rontheauraknight9606
      @rontheauraknight9606 4 роки тому +13

      Honestly they kinda have to try their best.. For some this was their first big and major role (Camila Mendes for example)
      For others its kind of their breakout role they want to keep going since... well it gets them paid (And the reruns paid for them too) the one I could think of that helps his career the most is Cole Sprouse, since its really hard for Disney stars to climb out of the void that becomes Disney (especially if they aren't singers who can net a few hits like Miley Cyrus, and Selena Gomez... not that I particularly like their music)

    • @AJ-cq5pw
      @AJ-cq5pw 4 роки тому +1

      I mean they’re directed to act that way. So I don’t know if it has anything to do with trying. They’re clearly aware that the show is ridiculous and they probably almost die from cringe when reading the scripts. They get paid and fame, that’s all that matters. At least they’re getting paid

    • @NoName-be8vp
      @NoName-be8vp 4 роки тому +1

      I would too, but idc if I was in the show I’m still doing it for the money ☠️

    • @0xaliciaaa
      @0xaliciaaa 4 роки тому +1

      do they really? how do you know?

  • @Anastas1786
    @Anastas1786 4 роки тому +1377

    Jughead's "crown beanie" is actually _remarkably_ faithful to the comics for how far the show can get from them. Jughead's crown isn't cardboard or paper, it's a "whoopee cap".
    Back in the '30s and '40s, _every_ man was pretty much expected to wear a hat of _some_ sort, and mechanics and factory workers _especially_ needed hats to keep their heads and hair relatively clean and safe from dust and debris. They preferred beanies because, having no brim, they didn't get caught on or in things and didn't at all cast shadows or obstruct peripheral vision, but the most fashionable hat of the day was the wide-brimmed _fedora,_ so workers would just take their fedora (or, perhaps more likely, _one of_ their _fedoras),_ flip it inside out, and cut the brim according to preference. Some simply cut it off entirely, others with a bit more flair cut it in a zig-zag and flipped it up to make the distinctive crown shape.
    In short order, kids (especially boys imitating their fathers and brothers) everywhere started making their own or had theirs handed down to them and decorated them with buttons, pins, ribbons, bottle caps, yadda yadda yadda, and in this children's fashion craze Jughead Jones debuted in 1941.
    It's an _extremely_ '20s-'30s-'40s thing for a teen to wear, but yeah, as noted, it's so iconic for Jughead that he's kept it all through the past... what is it now? _78_ years of high school.
    Also, do you mind if I steal the term "In-Group Friendcest"?

    • @thatone8432
      @thatone8432 4 роки тому +30

      Anastas1786 oh wow this is really cool. I love jughead

    • @diy_cat9817
      @diy_cat9817 4 роки тому +75

      This is single handedly the most interesting thing I'll read all day.

    • @ash-tj5rl
      @ash-tj5rl 4 роки тому +14

      That's such an interesting story. That would never happen these days, cause there's like a million hats to choose from.

    • @stephsmith9911
      @stephsmith9911 4 роки тому +8

      78 years of High School?! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

    • @Ottolineification
      @Ottolineification 4 роки тому +1

      Anastas1786 cool info to learn!

  • @WretchedRedoran
    @WretchedRedoran 3 роки тому +110

    The reason why this is so terrible is because it's trying to be edgy but it's also based off of the goddamn Archie comics

    • @melr.6738
      @melr.6738 3 роки тому +18

      Exactly! Like imagine if they made a gritty murder mystery with the character from PEANUTS, it’s just so absurd

    • @Little_Eris
      @Little_Eris 3 роки тому

      @@melr.6738 Theirs actually a skit of dark peanuts on youtube somewhere.

    • @melr.6738
      @melr.6738 3 роки тому +2

      @@Little_Eris yep I think it was from Jimmy fallon or something, but proves that the idea it completely absurd

    • @olivia892
      @olivia892 3 роки тому +1

      Lets be honest at best the only drama parts in archie happen every other 15 fucking years if not more
      And even then that gets rewritten 2 weeks later
      Now imagine making 6 seasons of that... Still better than this horse shit we call a "show"

  • @Labinzel
    @Labinzel 4 роки тому +2903

    Cheryl's character is so frustrating bc she's probably had the most shit happen to her and thus the most potential:
    Murdered brother, guilt over helping him run away, murderer father, father killed by mother, emotional abuse, conversion therapy, attempted rape, attempted suicide, nearly killed by the Black Hood, and having no really friends other than her relationships with Betty Veronica Jughead and Archie.
    Even one or two of those things could make a really interesting character but Cheryl is never allowed to grow and develop.

    • @deburrito6882
      @deburrito6882 4 роки тому +172

      Say it louder for the people in the back ugh I want more grueling character development and not just a bunch of insane horror elements being thrown in every season

    • @yepperspeppers4216
      @yepperspeppers4216 4 роки тому +90

      Even almost getting killed for being awful didn't help her develop smh. I'm not a writing expert but even I can tell that there's a major flaw in this show's writing.

    • @CarlosRamirez-ku7by
      @CarlosRamirez-ku7by 4 роки тому +69

      Jughead doesn't even need to be called Jughead. His name is Forsythe Pendleton Jones III. That's a badass name, but Jughead is like "oh I'm moody and my name is jughead now"

    • @bestkoi7555
      @bestkoi7555 4 роки тому +68

      CW hates her for being gay so they casted her potential into the supernatural super hell pit.

    • @Blueeyesthewarrior
      @Blueeyesthewarrior 4 роки тому +8

      @@bestkoi7555 I’m crying. Oh my god.

  • @switcheroo3660
    @switcheroo3660 4 роки тому +755

    Judhead in comics: best boi
    Judhead in show: cringe, actually they all are

    • @ikoandreas5085
      @ikoandreas5085 4 роки тому +25

      X plosion the show is literally for cringy, edgy, emo teenage girls, or 30 year old virgins

    • @antha6906
      @antha6906 4 роки тому +77

      Jughead in the comics: 🤥
      Jughead in Riverdale: If you haven’t noticed, I’m weird😳 I’m a weirdo. I don’t 🤪 fit in 🤓 and I don’t want to fit in 😎 Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat? 👑 that’s weird!🎩😔🤪🤩

    • @shaunmoreau5081
      @shaunmoreau5081 3 роки тому +20

      Jughead in comics: *give me burger*

    • @jenn305
      @jenn305 3 роки тому +4

      I mean the best thing about Jughead in Riverdale tv show is the actor Cole Sprouse

    • @ninarances9074
      @ninarances9074 3 роки тому +7

      When I first saw Jughead in the first episode (I didn't finish it, though) I almost mistook him for Dilton. Because Dilton is the type of person who would be on his laptop a lot. And I was expecting Jughead to have a burger on his hand. But I wasn't expecting the whole show to look dark and edgy.

  • @GirlWhoLovesTurtles
    @GirlWhoLovesTurtles 4 роки тому +4824

    Mostly I'm just frustrated they put Jughead, who is canonically asexual and aromantic, in a romantic relationship of any kind.

    • @Tink00
      @Tink00 4 роки тому +1497

      All that talk about being woke and diverse, but they can't have a teenager not be obsessed with sex. No sir.

    • @Jeeplite
      @Jeeplite 4 роки тому +563

      Tbh tho in a show full of oversexualized children that shouldn't be your main problem, as bad as it is.

    • @antlercatler
      @antlercatler 4 роки тому +362

      my poor boy Jughead, he didn't deserve this treatment

    • @meowmeow02230
      @meowmeow02230 4 роки тому +95

      Wha? He was Aro? The comics after the initial highschool series where they have two timelines, one where archie marries ronnie and the other betty the one where Archie was married to Veronica he proposed to Betty. Did they change it? :O

    • @kristavaillancourt6313
      @kristavaillancourt6313 4 роки тому +247

      Jughead wasn't asexual in the comics until very recently. He's canonically asexual AND kind of an incel. If he and Betty weren't together in the show, the girls would probably be fighting over Archie. That is cannon. It was almost everything they did in Archie and friends comics before 2010. The show actually gave them a reason to live besides Archie It's... progressive? Hmm.

  • @nate7687
    @nate7687 3 роки тому +79

    Betty be doin the shonen protagonist hand squeeze. Sounds like a leather jacket being crushed.

  • @TheVojvoda
    @TheVojvoda 4 роки тому +1335

    "He maxes out friendship points with all girls as soon as he talks to them"
    Being gay as a quote.

    • @jenniferm7695
      @jenniferm7695 4 роки тому +22

      Why don't I have friends then?

    • @TheVojvoda
      @TheVojvoda 4 роки тому +56

      @@jenniferm7695 "youre lesbian lol"
      -also being gay as a quote

  • @sophia2927
    @sophia2927 4 роки тому +517

    this show is if professional actors and actresses read out an 11 year old's break up text conversation

  • @alleywarren9113
    @alleywarren9113 4 роки тому +715

    “He’s just the tallest boy.”
    I-

    • @sybylxmedia
      @sybylxmedia 4 роки тому +3

      Alley Warren that had me shook ☠️

  • @waterwater8911
    @waterwater8911 Рік тому +17

    the funniest part of the 'my name is jughead ' thing is that Jughead was(obviously) not his birthname????? Like, if the writers had put any amount of research into the original character, they would know his legal name is Forsythe, and that he was made to be the weird jester character in contrast to the forced love triangle between Archie, Veronica, and Betty

  • @hamsterfriend212
    @hamsterfriend212 4 роки тому +1434

    Do not SAY your ship names oh my GOD “Vughead” and “Varchie” out loud made me want to vomit. Can the writers not come up with something better?

    • @madamebkrt
      @madamebkrt 4 роки тому +101

      "Vughead" LOL

    • @MissPoplarLeaf
      @MissPoplarLeaf 4 роки тому +116

      Also those are terrible ship names, jfc
      Veronihead? Jugonica? Archonica? Ugh OK these aren't that much better

    • @Hazyla
      @Hazyla 3 роки тому +105

      Can’t they think of something like band-aid? It’s a Danganronpa ship name. It ships a nurse girl and a musician girl. Ship names don’t need to be a mashup of two names. Like how RWBY fandom makes bumblebee and white rose the ship names. It can do with dominant colors in the color pallets, dominant parts of their character put together.

    • @madamebkrt
      @madamebkrt 3 роки тому +31

      @@Hazyla Damn, "band-aid" is so questionable lol XD The name is awesome, but the characters are another story...

    • @sparklingdaisy3169
      @sparklingdaisy3169 3 роки тому +32

      Can we just retire shipnames? This trend was cringeworthy to begin with now it's just ridiculous.

  • @theaverageviewer3075
    @theaverageviewer3075 4 роки тому +1120

    Because if it didn't then we wouldn't have any more musicals from Alex Meyers.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 роки тому +81

      Alex's musicals are the best, and far more entertaining than anything that actually happens on the show!😉😂

    • @HawkThePhoenix
      @HawkThePhoenix 4 роки тому +68

      Alex Myers helped me quit the drug that is Riverdale

    • @rubberduckproductions544
      @rubberduckproductions544 4 роки тому +41

      Nothing can stop archie’s abs when they have that fire in their eyes

    • @Sowono
      @Sowono 4 роки тому +24

      Look at how they ripple, just check out archie’s nipple!!!

    • @Misty0622
      @Misty0622 4 роки тому +8

      Abs everywhere

  • @kylefrank638
    @kylefrank638 4 роки тому +476

    3:19 "Cringe-characters acting like they're tragic Gothic figures" is the official synopsis of the show, actually.

    • @fpw2223
      @fpw2223 4 роки тому +4

      Kyle Frank 69 likes

  • @marianotorres9768
    @marianotorres9768 3 роки тому +33

    We went from milkshakes and mysteries to cult leaders building space rockets, mutant robot moth men, actual bombs and witches. This show has a level of surreal storytelling I’ve only seen in pro wrestling and Mexican telenovelas

  • @alien.complex
    @alien.complex 4 роки тому +2410

    Riverdale did have potential, but a combination of peculiar themes, bad dialogue, and constant retconning and plot holes really just screw the whole thing over. It's based off a campy comic about a guy and his friends in high school. If it just had bad dialogue, or just had plot holes, or just had questionable themes, then it'd be alright, but all of those things put together plus the material that it is based off combine to make it "cringey."

    • @drinkwateryoudumbydumb9380
      @drinkwateryoudumbydumb9380 4 роки тому +13

      sonqbiird agreed, I really like the show but I hate it why? See when I’m watching, I try to make it better some way. I hate it’s bad dialogue and it has to have is DRAMA. I agree with you completely!

    • @brnaps
      @brnaps 4 роки тому +4

      You summed it up in 4 lines what this video couldn't do in 30 minutes lol

    • @saasda6255
      @saasda6255 4 роки тому +4

      The main problem is that they turned Archie into a superhero

    • @natalielatta6552
      @natalielatta6552 4 роки тому

      I agree but also it became so self aware to the point where it started unbearable to watch.

    • @felicitypevideos4224
      @felicitypevideos4224 4 роки тому +8

      My problem with Riverdale is that I can’t put it down. It’s terrible writing, but the minute I’m ready to leave, they give me some amazing amazing scene. Or cleverly filmed, or uniquely written. I then stick around for 200 other bullshit scenes in the hope another comes around. Riverdale has had so many new seasons to change their writing, to improve and yet-they haven’t. I really thought the authors had an okay start and would get better but it only seems to get worse.