That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
Tf2, but unusual effects are realistic. Like burning effect makes u catch on fire. Shining effect makes your face melt. And so on. Great vid btw. Really enjod it.
Here’s one: Demoman: What the f#$* are you doing with that? Spy: Moving it? Why? Demoman: That’s not a box.. Spy: What do you mean it’s not a box?! Demoman: it’s a goddamn box troll! Scout: Hey guys what’s going on- OH MY GOD. Demoman & Spy: It’s not a box, it’s a- Scout: A box troll? Oh yeah, I’ve seen those things. Demoman and Spy: You have? Scout: Yeah, that thing is heavies pet, he’ll come looking for it. Spy and Demoman Panic and scream. Scout: Uhm, a little help? Demoman: Yeah Scout: Alright yeah. Spy: we need to get this back to heavy before he finds us. *2 hours later, Heavy comes home to RED base to find his pet box troll at the entrance of the RED base, Proceeds to pick it up and then takes his pet home* Spy: Well that was avoided. Demoman: Yeah! Scout: Alright yeah, that’s pretty good. PLEASE PLEASE UPVOTE THIS, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS IN STOOPID FACE MAKER
Pyro is Keanu Reeves? That explains why he wants to burn a city xD Imagine if there's a Godzilla event in TF2 before the movie comes out... That would be nice.
Solider: “okay” Zoom out *explode at soldiers spot* Scout: scream then disappear Super Mario world music plays sentry and t-posing engineer pop up on the screen when special part plays t-pose engineer spins on (sentry was dispenser I forgot and accidentally wrote sentry)
0:16 why does this spy look like that frickin giant monster baby from resident evil village, its kinda the same thing, Because is RE 8 You Followed a Trail of Bloody String Cheese Thing, and then you run into it, and in this animation you follow cigs and run into Giant Creepy SPY, AND THE GIANT BABY HAD LOTS OF LEGS AND THE SPY HAS LOTS OF LEGS, I KNOW ITS A TF2 VERSION OF THE BABY FROM RE 8 I KNOW ITTTTT
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Beep boop skido bop
Why is Keanu animated so good.
That's Cool and All, but Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First, according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That's equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour.
Because Keanu can't be animated badly from the childhood.
69th like for Keanu animated.
@@zsoltkovacs827 You are mistaken, the most powerful being is Gruigi.
Because.
Keanu Reves is pyro. "COME ON SAMURAI, we got a city to burn."
it all makes sense now
@@thotslayer8392 Its canon now!
"Come on demoknight we got a city to decapitate"
Xd
Such a bloody missed opportunity...
"Mmph mmph mmph mmph, mmph-mmph-mmph. Mmph mmph mmph mmph-mmph mmph mmph"
- Pyro Hothand, Cyberfortress 2007
Mmhm mhhm!
ive seen you before you have earned my respect to get subbed
@@thanichhakchhuak4218 Mhmhhm!
*An impressive mmph*
Ah yes 2007
snorf
Gottem
Oh hi man
berd with only 21 likes WOT
Hi berd nice to meet you :D
WoooooWeeeeeeee
3:48
Why the hell did the bread make me laugh!?
SUS
SUUs
SoOs
*S a s*
SoS
SeeeeeS
"What does sfm mean?"
"Stupid face maker"
How did you two manage to spell garry's mod so wrong?
you spelled stu_pidface's name wrong!
Is it bad i don’t get the joke :(
@@pepsiman4282 g mod makes dumber faces than sfm generally
@@lordlammi1562 ah k
Sfm means source film maker
"Screw this im going to play minecraft"
-Scout, Soldier, Demo, and Engineer.
The Scooldeineer
@@AliMation4202 Loo was about to say that
@@HoppingSnake290 same here
Minecraft
Mine Craft
Mein Craft
Mein Krapt
@@AliMation4202 who that?
calling SFM "stupid face maker" is actually accurate
So true
0:41
if you noticed it , soldier's shotgun just clip through his body
Lol
"What does sfm mean?"
"Stupid face maker."
I mean engie is not completely wrong xD
*hey sfm isnt gmod*
@@theoriginalstarwalker4357 true. GMod makes TF2 characters look comically dumb with facial expressions.
SFM turns them into eldritch abominations.
Lol
SPYCRAB:)
Finally he didnt made a this is abucket meme
YOU MADE PYRO KEANU REEVES BUT DIDN'T MAKE HIM SAY "We got a city to burn."
Well That's a missed opportunity 😁😂👍
But guys, guys... Keanu can still make a comeback
"screw this im gonna go play minecraft." -demo man
Scout said that though.
So did engineer and soldier
Then demon joins scout
The man behind pyro’s mask *snaps two times*
Now: *the man behind the slaughter music starts*
so thats why those robots are so "adorable" yet so terrifying, pyro built those things.
1:07 scouts reaction is just priceless, I’d act the Amy if my team mate turned out to be John wick.
"Screw it, im gonna play roblox"
-Scout
"Screw you, im gonna play jurassic world: evolution"
-Scout
"Screw it, im gonna play amongus"
-Scout
I liked all your comments
- Scout
69 likes tho
@@niksuss2480 "Screw You! I'm gonna go play GTA 5"
- Scout
4:04 he turned himself into a beer bottle, funniest shit i have ever seen
Demoman can turn into anything now.
0:15
We are not even just though the start and this is complete nightmare fuel
YES
It’s the spyder from the famous tf2 creepypasta the spyder
@@mrmannsalt2444 thanks you for telling me what is this abomination
3:55 i like how there was a smile face at the back ground
3:06 A *the blue spy looks horrified*
“Class what have we learned?” “Don’t taunt Godzilla” “very good!”
I die 😳😳😳😎😎😳😳😳😎😎😎😳😳😳😜😜😜😜🤔🤔😱😱😱😱
Idea: Skeletons attack the base and Keanu destroys them while the mercs watch as zombies fight off giant robotic bananas.
Woooooah
With UNICORNS!!!
Imagine saying:
Come back when you're a little mmmm richer.
to someone who spends 400 thousand dolars to fire a weapon for 12 seconds.
Guess he spent all his money firing his gun
Rupees
Lol
Idea: Heavy drinks Demo's beer and Demo eats Heavy's sandvich.
"All dreams have a meaning"
My dreams:
"back from the dead to kick ass"
-soldier
“Screw you I’m gonna go play Minecraft”
I found this comment in same Second when it was shown in the video
The last person to ever say to screw someone and go play minecraft was Engineer, he was never seen again after he tried to fix a house in the rain.
Lazypurple did this
Suggestion for "If tf2 was realistic": Even if enemies win, you could still have weapon
Oh Mein Gott! You animate so smoothly! Amazing job camarade!
2:10 - 2:15 kazotsky kick pitch 1.1
"WE HAVE LOST THE CONTROL POINT"
Screw this i am gonna go play minecraft
It's hilarious
"Alrigth lets speedrun minecraft"
-Scout
OH GOD, THIS SPY!
Edit: Omg, I saw Cream!
epic
lol
@Spy That spy is not one of ours! AAaAAaaaAAaAaA **autistic screetching**
Is it bad I recognize two people here from the discord?
XD
@@tenkameleon no :)
2:02
Tiny desk brench engineer: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
*EXPOLSIONS*
1:56 and how about 400 thousand $$$ ?
WHY why is that not there dude like such a good oportunity =(
2:47 hey look I'm in a DasMxD video :)
for one second XD
@Radioactive Tatertot yea the right second
@@ginger4103 well at least is something XD
CD Project Red: We did it for the memes
hello there
@Gasoline Frosted Poptarts same
@Gasoline Frosted Poptarts At this point, this guy is an scp.
Demo: Oh i need a drink
Heavy: demo
Demo: what
Heavy: demoman is sandwich
Demo: uhhhh...NO!!
Heavy: yes this is stupid
0:15 WHAT ON EARTH THIS THIS GAVE ME CHILLS
Kill it with fire.
@@lucaskauffman4554 ok!
It’s a SPYder
JUST KILL IT
I rlly want to see medic crawling on the ceiling saying October 1st
Tf2, but unusual effects are realistic. Like burning effect makes u catch on fire. Shining effect makes your face melt. And so on. Great vid btw. Really enjod it.
Black hole would kill everyone is would be the deadliest...
0:19 SCREW YOU I'M GONNA PLAY MAINCRAFT
Rip headphone user lol
scout: "youre not my real dad"
Spy: "no, scout... i am your dad"
Scout: "therse not possible"
(Star wars iconic scence)
1:01 what Pyro Actually looks like
0:16 i fear for my live right now
3:27 I love Kong just dancing there
I mean it’s closer to his real size in the original film
Got another idea:
Soldier: "Thanks for the AIDS!"
I like how the yeti is just dancing and vibing when godzilla is attacking
Here’s one:
Demoman: What the f#$* are you doing with that?
Spy: Moving it? Why?
Demoman: That’s not a box..
Spy: What do you mean it’s not a box?!
Demoman: it’s a goddamn box troll!
Scout: Hey guys what’s going on- OH MY GOD.
Demoman & Spy: It’s not a box, it’s a-
Scout: A box troll? Oh yeah, I’ve seen those things.
Demoman and Spy: You have?
Scout: Yeah, that thing is heavies pet, he’ll come looking for it.
Spy and Demoman Panic and scream.
Scout: Uhm, a little help?
Demoman: Yeah
Scout: Alright yeah.
Spy: we need to get this back to heavy before he finds us.
*2 hours later, Heavy comes home to RED base to find his pet box troll at the entrance of the RED base, Proceeds to pick it up and then takes his pet home*
Spy: Well that was avoided.
Demoman: Yeah!
Scout: Alright yeah, that’s pretty good.
PLEASE PLEASE UPVOTE THIS, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS IN STOOPID FACE MAKER
WHO TOUCHED MY BOX TROLL
QUick upvote before its too late!
what part of this is even remotely funny
i dont get it
@@Dr_Hax101 lol, humor..
idea:demoman drinks a beer but after demoman realizes it was a poision, and everybody starts to dancing and laughing
If TF2 was realistic part 6:
“Medic, Spy and Engineer has to pay their taxes”
Well this is nice
how
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(dont mind me liking my own reply)
*"Did Typical colors 2 from roblox is best than tf2?"*
-Scout
I love how SFM videos are referencing other SFM videos now
Demoman: *puts gun to head* “I DID IT LIKE THIS” BANG
Spy: I murdered your toys as well
"We've got a City to burn." -Keanu- Pyro
It would be funny when engi said"stupid face maker" and the derp scout comes in 😆
0:16
Oh I get it
A SPYder
Pyro Silverhand: Wake the fuck up Demoknight, we have a fortress to burn
I love how Godzilla is attacking the place and the first thing in Heavy's mind is to yell "boo!" at it.
Pyro is Keanu Reeves? That explains why he wants to burn a city xD
Imagine if there's a Godzilla event in TF2 before the movie comes out... That would be nice.
Spy i threw up in the bucket
Also i teleported bread
-Soldier
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"*Dance**BoooM*-Tiny Desk Engineer
*EXPLOSIONS*
2:13 I see that comment before, you see any of these coments before?
Love how in the Godzilla bit that the Yeti is just metaphorically Kong.
2:19 is of How is feel to play Engienner of LazyPurple
It makes it so much better
Solider: “okay”
Zoom out *explode at soldiers spot*
Scout: scream then disappear
Super Mario world music plays sentry and t-posing engineer pop up on the screen when special part plays t-pose engineer spins on (sentry was dispenser I forgot and accidentally wrote sentry)
Your videos are some of the best tf2 videos out there
3:28 why heavy not used taunt kill?
Heavy can't doing taunt kill.they giant
I don't thunk I can beat them with backstabbing it (because it does 1k dmg in bosses)
0:19 PURPLE GUY?!?!
"I don't like banana"- Scout
"I knew it! Eat some sandwitch"- Heavy
"Thanks for the AIDS" *proceeds to lose neck to a dispenser accident*
Solder:the spy is sus
Demo:the spy is soup
Pootis:spy is spycrab
tiny desk engineer can be used as a gaming decoration . He'll just dancing on every TF2 player's desk .
1:32 Rubius OMG flashbacks :')
1:20 CyberFortress 2077
3:18 spycrab lmaooooo
i dont know how you dont have a million subs yet, your stuff is amazing
Red: "Oh,its just pyro."
Pyro: *Takes off mask*
Red: *"DIE!"*
1:27 cyberpunk 2099
3:40 had me dying of laughter
Is nice as always!
Also: Soldier kinda s u s
"I HAVE TWO NUMBER 2....AND NUMBER 2 LARGE...AND NUMBER 6 WHIT EXTRA DIP...AND NUMBER 7...TWO NUMBER 45 WHIT CHEES AND LARG SODA"
-DEMOMAN
dispenser: engineer going up. *starts hitting the heck out of an gibus engineer, which starts to turn into an engineer main*
0:25 наш человек
0:18, that's fine, I didn't want to go to bed anyway...
Neither do I
0:34 sus
Showa Godzilla is really well animated,along with everything else. As a wise Scotsmen once said,"Now that's quality."
I have to admit I really enjoyed this, despite me losing brain cells as a result. Great job
soldier: * sitting down *
also him: S A C R I F I C E
A funny fact: every 40 second someone took their own life .animate this Comment pls
Thats fucked up bruh
@@dimitriwarchief301 Wanna Hear Another Funny Fact Again Mate?
I'm drunk, throw the bottle to the floor, Shoot Pipe, and proceed to charge screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
0:16 why does this spy look like that frickin giant monster baby from resident evil village, its kinda the same thing, Because is RE 8 You Followed a Trail of Bloody String Cheese Thing, and then you run into it, and in this animation you follow cigs and run into Giant Creepy SPY, AND THE GIANT BABY HAD LOTS OF LEGS AND THE SPY HAS LOTS OF LEGS, I KNOW ITS A TF2 VERSION OF THE BABY FROM RE 8 I KNOW ITTTTT
As soon as Spy-der turned around and shouted "Yes!" I immediately and involuntarily shouted "NO!". Ill see him in my nightmares later for sure.
“Your mum” so let’s do this like actually a spy and a girl having EHM EHM
3:01 Reanimate the ending too plz.
Spy: Scout!
Scout:Yes?
Spy:Are u gay?
Scout:YES
Spy:pain*
1:23 criminal criminal criminal criminal criminal
1:35 that sign is about to give me sharpness 10