IF TF2 WAS REALISTIC 3 (SFM)
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2020
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[TF2 Remix] SharaX - Down Under (More Gun)
• [TF2 Remix] SharaX - D...
Wario Land 4 - The Wario Hop Theme
Wario Land 4 - Title Song
Enhanced Spy model by Alexe - GREAT MAN! He makes amazing models and stuff on the workshop.
Frontline models - I use them quite a lot. They're great and deserved to be mentioned here.
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Very Realistic and interesting info! :)
Another funny and very, very, very realstic tf2 animation, including your beautiful comments. This first sentence is copy pasted from the last episode. Did you noticed? Should i use black comments as models? They're barely readable on smartphones. Rip smartphone users. Does anyone even read this?
Short Team Fortress 2 funny gameplay type clips, including 3d animations in sfm. I think, i pretty much nailed the transitions between firstperson, thirdperson and the animation shots... once again! This was also copy pasted. :D - Ігри
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TF2 ISN'T DEAD??
you said that I will appear in the mysteries box 2 in sfm
@@johnjordan3552 always has been
Thanks for the feature
Idea: A LOT of TF2 Guns, Such as the Spy's Default revolver, should either not work, or explode in the user's hand. (The Spy's Default Revolver doesn't have the barrel align to the Cylinder.)
idea:
Heavy's Sandvich doesn't restore his health, but makes him more fat instead
Delfy you shouldn't be here.
Delfy your cool
По-русски можешь писать,делфи,все ж свои тут,
Привет Алёш
Good idea!
idea:
Scout's BONK! doesn't give invulnerability, but stomach ulcer instead
Delfy E
k
Привет broтишка
Good idea!
Read th comics the bonk could be real
Damn a sniper secondary that's just a pistol with extra headshot damage would work so well for the sniper.
the multiplayer in Conkers Bad Fur Day has a Sniper Class thats exactly that. Sniper Rifle primary (charge shot and all) with a Pistol secondary that wasn't bad
@@JondarKorric go conker
Sniper's SMG actually can headshot if you didn't know, it's just forcefully disabled through the use of a weapon flag in normal gameplay
@@theshermantanker7043 ...
The modern Ambassador on Sniper would actually be a perfect replacement for the Sniper Rifle, and shake up the Sniper gameplay in a way that not even the Huntsman can.
this series is better than 99% percent of all "if this game was realistic" stuff
Yeee, new way of playing: tankgineer
Yes
Tankgineer Gaming
This should be added in MvM to defend
New secret class i guess lol.
Hi
Everyones talking about "Ideas" but not the fact of how Engies song was so beautiful.
e splashily demos part
IBRAHIM DKA nice spelling
General_ spitz no u
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down no you*
It’s... It’s perfect..
Title: “If TF2 Was Realistic”
Later: shows Engineer running down cliff side.
6:06 scout just climbed a barbed wire fence with no injuries or cuts
guy runs faster than usain bolt so he prob can jump over
@@kid_toucher he obviously climes
idea: the smell of spies cigarettes would give him away
I think that just happen in the video? Don’t you think
That's what happened at 0:33
0:38
The smoke could give him away when invisible unless he gets rid of it.
@@gigawatt6018 but if we're talking realistically, you can't be invisible.
Idea: a explosive class and pyro can damage the map
Technically everyone can.
Hey thats my idea, i commented it on "if tf2 was realistic 2"
First, soldier and demo, are explosive classes and he already did the one where pyro damages the map
Those were done
Didn’t that literally happen at the end of the video?
This is the best one so far, I like how all the jokes aren’t just, “wow so unrealistic”, they got variety and they keep the spirit of tf2
2:23 is when the greatest song for engi starts! Love it!
Plot twist: Demoman is so drunk he isn’t even in TF2, he was just in a coma dream
that sounds more like a plot twist
Holy poop that dark and sad
YEEEEEEEEEEEE
GHASP
@@zacharyellison1837 *ghasp*
Idea: people playing the same class would get very shocked seeing an exact replica of them self
MY OWN CLONE!
NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS
@@Chef_Edurad what
@@Chef_Edurad r/cursedcomments
There can only be one class per team
@@ThunderCrims double N****
American Engineer: Building a sentry
Russian Engineer: Building a tank
XD
if the war in Ukraine has show us anything its that Russian engineers cant build anything
@@yankinatank4801 А как же Т-14 Армата, Т-90, Т-72М, Т-80
И кстати Украина используют танки Т-72м
@@yankinatank4801 Хехехе, а как же "Солнцепёк" которые так боятся ВСУ
Chinese engineers: build TikTok challenge
7:35 pausing any frame of the spy clip here is pure nightmare fuel
Laughed out loudly at that one
Idea: Medics have to make operations for those who are seriously injured.
Or the Medigun need some "specific" and inhumane ammo to be operated.
@@5Breaker Good idea
Idea: Engineer, since he is so smart and all, can build any object on the map (walls, barricades, stairs, etc.)
So basically Enginner can play Fortnite
@@boowson but better blueprints
Idea: it takes A long Time to build
@@KristofKarwinskithegreat-se5pu i don't think sentry take less time to build than to build wall
Idea: Engineer needs to bring a bag full of parts to build
4:07
if the tank was realistic, it would need at least 2 crew members, a gunner and a driver. It would not be possible for 1 person to drive a tank unless it had an auto loader and you could aim with the tank. that is what the STRV 103 is
Given Engie could build robots.
He could probably automate the parts he’s not using
It has no coaxial mg so the “tank” showed on here is more like an assault gun
it appears to be based of the american m8 tank of ww2 which was a stuart with a 75mm gun
"Any gun can be used by any class'
Randomizer: Am I a joke to you?
Lol
Idea: Engineer is smart enough to make invis watch for himself.
You can shoot soldier's grenade and he would explode instead of getting hurt
Same for Demo and Pyro
Invisible doesn’t work in real life so it’s unrealistic
I think he’d still get hurt if a grenade blew up on him
Grenades doesn't work that way, they are designed to explode using a fuse instead of just shooting a bullet into it.
Those movies where a guy shoot the grenades to make it explode or games like Sniper Elite where you can also shoot grenades are just things that hollywood and game companies made up. If you just shoot at a grenade, it will either deflect it or pierce it and nothing will happen
Castern also in the ornament cosmetic for soldier it says ‘these baubles are, just like soldiers grenades, purely ornamental’ or something like that
Here are a few more ideas since the last video:
• Drinking the BONK! Atomic Punch would just kill you due to the amount of sugar and radiation in the drink.
• Getting backstabbed wouldn’t instantly kill you, however it would severely injured you. It really depends where you get stabbed (Thanks Hamaji Neo!).
• Medic would take a significant amount of time trying to heal just one of his teammates through conventional means since well... Medigun’s don’t exist.
Great, maybe first reply would be popular too
Wew, you're everywhere
First thing i saw ur likes were just 2 then when i'm done looking at ur ides it turned into 17 likes wut
The bonk thing was my original idea but it had a diff thing
I would say the logic that "this" doesn't exists is weird as spy's cloak watch doesn't. And no I am not saying "invisibility" isn't irl.
5:15 and in stereotypical pub 2fort player fashion, runs right past resupply station while on fire. even if it was realistic, it’d still help, there are medkits.
2:54 I AM A PINK PONY GOD
Idea: a medigun can’t heal people that fast, a medic would have to do surgery to heal someone.
already been done
Meet medic
idea: Demoman should be drunk enough to throw up at random times and can die instantly due to high alcohol consumption. Sorry Scrumpy
He’s immune to alcohol poisoning,his blood is literally alcohol.
@@scumknight6074 but if it were realistic I don't think you could survive with alcohol blood
I think it would be quite painful
Demo survives because he can literally make alcohol inside him it’s a physical condition in real life so it’s true. His body has physically adapted to alcohol being in his system.
Demos body would in reality literally combust in flames when the temperature is high outside because of the alcohol in his body.
*'Let's do this Texas-style'*
Best line ever.
6:05 I kinda wanted like an open world type of TF2 DLC.
6:05
Idea: When scout drinks bonk, he would get a heart attack since it contains more sugar than the daily recommended allowance.
if it is radioactive, he should get cancer, not a heart attack
I guess that makes sense 🥤=☠️
Scout goes bald.
Radiation doesnt give you heart attacks.
@@skiplet87 I think it was crit-a-cola that had a lot of sugar, and not bonk
Everyone is weirded out that there is copies of themselves on the other team
And on the same team.
I'll do you one better: everyone is weirded out that there are copies of themselves on the SAME team!
@@elanortriestoart6447 your eyes BLINKED
@@NotASpyReally Haha, yeah, you can have gifs as profile pictures if they're not too big a file. Do you like it? I made it myself.
Comics! Theyre explaining everything
Unrealistic is the soldier just pass the flames on his teammate pyro and flame is not friendly fire on enemy and teammates so it's unrealistic 1:55
Gotta say, Sniper looks good with the Ambassador in hand. Way better than I thought
Idea: Any sharp melee weapons could just back-stab people
Face stab do more damage then backstab
@@cheemsyboi1411 yes
Demoknight: I’m now a spy
Even fists?
@@Sowee1409 sharp melee weapons
Ideas:
-The mercenaries can't just look exactly like each other
-Medic's crossbow shots would hurt both his allies and enemies
-Allies can't just walk through each other
-It would be possible to destroy the landscape
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I like to think medic changes his bolts depending on if he is aiming for friends or bad guys
@country baller pyro isnt human
If you want more ideas you got this one:
The character's body proportions aren't realistic, so they're deformed human beings.
Thank you for making this! I recently got Covid, and even if my head hurts, and my nose is blocked, Your ''If TF2 was Realistic'' videos always make me laugh!
6:53 AttAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAack
Heavy has a degree in Russian literature, so he would be extremely smart.
HE ALREADY IS SMART, but he don't need to use his galactical brain to shoot a gun... I mean.. That's his job after all.
The only reason why he looks like is stupid is cause he's not very good talking in english and that causes him to pronounce some sentences wrong or strange.. You know, like POOTIS-PENSER HERE or I feel funny..
@@pixavier9746 you do realize he only talks that way because he speaks Russian, right? English isn’t his primary language.
As opposed to the, “dumb muscle” stereotype he gets.
@@beenz9857 exactly yes.
@@kappakappa1307 Yeah he probably realizes that. Nothing he said suggested they thought any different.
Me: Sees "soldier's helmet can deflect bullets"
Also Me: has learned that helmets like those were meant for protection from shrapnel, and that most bullets could easily get through them.
(1st edit) wow over 100 likes, not bad me, thank you all.
Dude that's exactly what I was thinking. They aren't meant for bullets but for pieces of shrapnel that can come at dangerous speeds. Bullets aren't shrapnel are they?
@@Jshock1 they kind of are if you think about it. Get a gun to fire a stone you saw on the ground. It'll go pretty far.
Only lucky occasion.....kinda rare when a helmet stop a bullet........wasn't there some dude in the US army got sniped but the bullet stop halfway into his helmet? He still wounded thou.
@@Mr-Ad-196 Depending on the distance, bullet, velocity and angle, the helmet definately CAN stop bullets.
Much like tank armor isn't ment to stop tank rounds but rather have a chance at deflecting them (Thats why they are built at angles)
@@SleeprunnerInc Modern military helmets are somewhat decent in stopping bullets, including high velocity rifle ones. You might get knocked out by the impact, or start bleeding, but you'd survive the initial shot
Soldier is smart enough to lift his helmet a bit, so he can see
We need a whole animation series of this scout at 6:00
The smell of Spy's smoking gives him away...
Except against pyro
Idea: Heavy can use his belt of ammo when he runs out of bullets.
Yea
That's something I can't understand in the game if heavy have a ammo belt why don't he use for the minigun when his out of ammo
Epic
@@Marlon980 because a mini gun takes like, a full 2 minutes to put a belt in?
But they’re sniper rounds...
Legend has it, that red scout is still wandering around the whole outside map
2:30 Men this "Song" is a MASTERPEACE
Idea: The server doesn’t have any limits so there could be like 1000 people fighting each other
Yes, a full on war
but theres only 9 classes
@@legenddairy0 Then clone people
@@legenddairy0 players can still be the same thing as the same class
@@yes-il8jv Ngl, a update that added class limits to casual would be worse then meet your match
idea: spy's ice knife would melt because of the sun.
dill dog or body heat
Icy spy? More like i see spy.
@Bustedaway yes it is called that, i am a semi spy main.
No. It seems to be average ice but stronger probably frozen nitrogen liquid
@@kirbyinthereallife4980In that case, wouldn't he get frostburn on his hands?
1:13 I Like how the red star Headband wearing Solder Says "Weeeee" In the background Referencing that he has a Lot of Fun rocket jumping around
7:13 if this is giving you flashbacks to goldeneye you had the correct childhood
Idea: health packs wouldn’t just instantly heal you.
Yes
They might not even have the right equipment
You would take them but it would take long to get the bandages, medicine, etc out and heal yourself
Yeah that’s the idea but I just oversimplified it
Use it!
Lethal taunts that involve methods that can actually kill people still work
Idea: the mercs need to take dance classes in order to do taunts
Now all I need is a full animation of that song. And my life will be complete
Down Under is awesome
Best song ever
There is
In desc.
@@Crash_- worth no thanks
idea: Anyone can smell Spy's cigaretts, even if he's invisible!
Except Pyro
N Whis he wasnt invisible
I doubt you'd be able to pick it out over the smell of blood, smoke an death.
If it's realistic, he can't even go invisible
0:33
2:25 - 3:21 Best song ever! I've never heard anything like it before. :D
There's one I hope you eventually do for this:
There is no way in hell you'd find the right ammo type for your gun in generic packs lying around
Idea: Heavy can fight the enemy while he is eating his sandwich
but sandwitch cant heal him btw
@@masterofblue4323 but he can eat it
@@masterofblue4323 maybe a little of healing boost?
Wouldnt he choke on it?
well hes gonna fire the minigun on the ground since he uses 2 hands to hold it
Idea: Engineer could legit build anything if he was smart enough and had the time.
Well he does have 11 PhDs in engineering so he could build almost anything he wanted.
@@dogwoodhillbilly Shame he can't build himself a future. All that knowledge an he's wasting in it in a pointless war for gravel.
@@49mozzer
Gravel is actually pretty valuable
Engineer builds a helicopter, strafes once then leaves the area. (‘Nam CCR music optional.)
@@Cobalt57 I doubt spawn is big enough to build something like that.
0:57 Jesus now i just imagine Scout running around With pyro’s flamethrower
I'm pretty sure there was a randomiser server where phlog scout became the meta
The fact you can make a good sounding song using only TF2 voicelines is insane
Idea: Demoman actually does his job and blows a hole to objectives.
Idea: heavy would have to reload his minigun
wdym it is perfectly normal that i don't need to reload it so i can hold a minigun who weight 300kg+ forever with the ability to run and walk with it,idk man i'm perfectely balanced
he have an bullet chain that for the minigun
With this logic it could be: there’s a sniper sapping my tank
1:19
-Blindfolds himself
-Thinks “whee” for absolutely no reason other than finding existing to be a source of entertainment
-Sees nothing, hears nothing, but still detects the exact location of an enemy sniper
-Blindfold lowers to cover eyes completely, switching to attack mode
-Talks to said sniper
-delivers a battle cry so abstract the sound waves warble
-Dies
-explains nothing
Idea: when pyro shouts for medic, he can’t understand him.
He can be used to this specific sound.
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Or when pyro says literally anything
@@Xx_SuperPenis_xX I am a pink pony god!
Idea: The dispenser requires to be refilled manually.
Just plug it to the power xD
Hey this reminds me of tfc dispenser
Yes
@@Szymonicus wrench even not magic cannot upgrage anything
Loved you used the l4d2 midnight rides song at the end
An idea for scout) scout will always destroy something when he gets angry and when she hits 999 he destroys the entire earth because in real life there's no breaking point by the top of your lungs yes
If Heavy runs out of ammo for his minigun, he can use the ammo on his chest
re-loading 200 bullets one by one
Here’s an Idea:
Scout can lose his stamina or energy by running too fast.
Good idea, but goddamn that would be an annoying mechanic in game
Or double jumping too much,just like the baby faces blaster
@@bigmac3373 maybe if Tf2 was realistic, the scout wouldn't even be able to double jump.
@@GreenSplash_00FF00 he actually can if theres something for him like a wall
When engineer built a freaking sherman with a 34 pounder.
But the idea with the tank is not quite right. You see, tank needs a crew consisting of at least 4 people( commander, gunner, loader, driver) to work properly, and here engi is in the tank alone, though he can move the tower with a much higher speed than it is supposed to judging by it's look and shoot without even loading a giant projectile (maybe 140 mm i dunno)
Idea: there would be realistic weak spots and pressure points like nerve endings and arteries.
Idea: solider can use his banners when ever he wants but they have no effect on others
Idea:banners do nothing
But they don’t have effect
Mr. Nobody thx
they are supposed to motivate
banners would have an effect, but it's purely psychological.
Idea: Demo’s constant drunkenness would make him less efficient
Like he randomly got drunk buff? Lower accuracy but take less damage while his drunk? Also reduced movement speed due to drunk?
He's Scottish. If anything, being sober would make his less effective
Make demo able to get one of his "attacks" wich helped him randomly murder his whole family.
Here are some Timestamps of details that I find Interesting:
0:00 0:44 1:49 3:27 5:03 5:24 5:37 5:54 6:28 7:26
3:27 Red Team's Tank built by Red Engineer
Idea: a Pyro's mask only has few holes so it will be very hard for him to breathing
Idea: Even taking into account the medigun’s ability to instantly heal you, the medic would still have to take the time to remove any bullets that didn’t go right through the mercs.
Nah, they just pop out.
Most bullets stay inside after the surgery pulling out a bullet from depps of your flesh is dangerius and can create more deadlyer wound if the bullet is inside the bone it is even more dangerous. (Eng is my second language)
Luckily for medic, the mercs seem to all use weapons that would have bullets that go right through eachother, the only exceptions are the rocket launchers, sticky launchers, grenade launchers, the huntsman, and any of pyro's weapons, and the pistol.
3:45 a moving level 10 sentry
I wonder what a level 100 sentry would be. Probably just a death laser so powerful it just instantly destroys the entire enemy team, and if it was realistic it would just kill everyone
@@TinyDeskEngineer Damn ok
@@TinyDeskEngineer Tiny Desk Engineer
@@TinyDeskEngineer it’s just the Death Star but with zero flaws
Would be fun it would be more like a like a Mech but we all know it's a tank
1:36 what kind of music?
I think it's from warioland 4
@@pixel__huh yes, yes it is, ty🥰
I've watched this series so many times and always enjoyed it
Ideas:
-Weapons wouldn’t need to be unlocked, you’d have full access from the beginning
-People won’t be carrying boxes of ammo with them, nor would health and ammo packs be replenished
-Crits? Are you joking?
I mean they would have to actually buy the weapons with real money.
Crit: being shot in the head
Not crit: being shot in the hand
Ρrosion Have you played Team Fortress 2 long enough to hear about Random Crits, the Kritzkreig, the Diamondback, the Frontier Justice, the Killing Gloves of Boxing, and the other crit and minicrit granting weapons?
Idea: that are no clone wars so there is only one of each class
The team with the medic wins basically
What if, there are?
I always assumed that's what cosmetics were implying.
I like how Engies neck extended a bit when he said Nope
4:49 idea : only taunt kills with a weapon can kill
Idea: Spy can't freeze/kill anyone with his ice knife...
And it would melt because of the sun/his hand...
And it would snap after one use
And it would melt
I don’t think ice could penetrate skin that well
@@megaraptorthemegaraptor6776 if slow no it cant kill but if fast yes it can kill
Also he'd have trouble stabbing through Pyro's suit.
Idea: Engineer had made invis. watches for every his teammate.
me to all I need is a full animation of that song. And my life will be complete
Idea:spy cant change his voice. They go discover spy by wrong voice.
Here is my suggestion: Engineer can paint his sentries and their enemies are going to be confused.
nice, a stolen idea. Pretty sure some dude with a name like stickmations did this
@@user-vd5tm4cb7w yep, nice stolen joke he had there isn’t it bois!
Hope that’s included
@@skriczx ikr
GOOD IDEA!
My idea: med's crossbow would hurt everybody
Not to mention, give them a mixture of drugs, a infection and a nasty disease
good idea
Idea: each character can only sprint for a short time with scouts being the longest and heavy’s being shortest
5:45 it's so cute when the lil sentry questions
Idea: they can take a medic as a hostage and forcing him to heal the enemy team
Idea: Demoman probably cuts off his own head with the eyelander taunt. Because he's drunk.
I mean... he also handles explosives while drunk. In _Meet The Demoman_ he specifically explains how complicated it is, and how good at it he is despite being drunk.
If he can handle all that, he can probably not stab himself with a big sword.
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Yea, but how many times have you seem demomen blow themselves up? Cmon, be honest...
Demoman wouldn't be able to cut off ANYONES head because claymores are incredibly hard to use with one hand and typically aren't sharp enough to go all the way through in one stroke.
@@tsunertoo9149 Considering the weight of it, flipping it around like he does would have it fly out of his had through sheer inertia.
Idea: Spy could cloak and break pyros goggles, causing a mental breakdown for pyro
Idea: Engineers might be able to wrangle enemy engineers sentrys
Idea: If Spy would Laugh at someone or a joke. He would choke on his cigarette.
He holds it in his teeth
Ρrosion and guess how hard it is to hold a cigarette with your teeth while laughing? I mean when you look at his schadenfreude taunt animation he isn’t even holding it with his teeth.
ME*aheck*DI*cough*C
Idk but he wouldn’t choke on it
Idea: Both teams would hear the Administrator on the battlefield, so when she's rooting for one, the other team may get a little... upset.
and might feel betrayed
Nah,read the comics,the administrator use a radio for the teams.
@@diegofort-gameplaysymas8686 play the game, it's clearly over the PA. :P
I lovve the More Gun song, amazing song with the animation is even better
Absolutely delighted by the inclusion of Sharax's song. Have you seen this @Sharax ?