Fun fact! The reason they gave you only free desserts is because normally waiters are in charge of making their own desserts and side salads or salads without protein, so there’s no middle man preparing your food (eg. cooks preparing dinners or apps.) So that would be the easiest thing they could offer you for free without having to ring in the item and potentially pay for it themselves. 🙂 still a very kind and generous gesture on their part.
Idk I think that's even kinder. It's not a lavish coupon, it's actually a little gift treat made by hand by the guy who's giving it to you. Marry him, Mark
@@shelbyb9056 Is that a European thing or something? I've never worked in a kitchen like that, but there is more than just my small corner of the world.
Note to self: If I ever meet Mark in person (a statistical impossibility considering where I live in the world), buy him an octopus that *doesn't* melt.
That was very different to what I was expecting, I thought this was going to be when weird people at Conventions gave him desserts that he immediately threw away because you cannot trust them unfortunately
0:53 "He's doing the heist for you" A Heist *for* Markiplier (that's so wholesome). If only I were Mark's friend, I'd easily take care of that "problem" (I'm a very picky eater, but my stomach has infinite room for desserts) 🍮 This also reminds me of Mark's story when his Korean family asked him if he was hungry (saying "Pegopa?"), and then kept bringing him lots of food that seemingly came out of nowhere
I fr had a dinner at fridays with my family as a kid, and I went to the bathroom before dessert came, and I got the cup of dirt (the oreo pudding thing with the gummy worms) and when I came back I found out my dad ate mine and when i tried to order another, the waitress had to come back to tell us that there were no more and that was the last one and I NEVER FORGOT
@@dragonscales2758 yes but New Zealand and Australia are relatively close. They were over there for the Australian tour so that's what he meant when he generalized both Auckland and Australia being hot. Could also be that one of them remembered incorrectly, given the tour was so chaotic
i think it was probably just bunching new zealand and australia together because i think most people tend to do that since they hit a lot of australian locations but its usually just auckland if they come to nz. if i wasnt from auckland id probably make the same mistake LOL
Bruh, I’m Australian. NZ is significantly cooler and is an entirely different country. OP was pointing it out cause the weather in Australia shouldn’t impact Auckland that much. I get that the guys meant to say NZ but that’s like saying the hottest day in China while being in Tokyo
the thing i love most about distractible is that it really does just show that they’re just people in the world like everyone else. theyre these big well known faces but at the end of the day they’re all still just friends that hang out and have fun together. they arent so concerned with being professional and well presented. they can just goof off and we love them for that.
Tyler was being a good friend eating that desert. He was worried about Mark maintain that super model figure of his and didn't want him to get fat and ruin his career. 😆
Imagine after all these desserts the waiter fan comes out to see Mark in the restaurant and all he sees is just mark rotund sitting on the table waiting for a other dessert😂
Im so guilty of this lmao. I met Mark and the gang when they were on tour and stayed at the hotel I worked at and I gave them like an entire bag of chocolate guitars 🤣 I was too nervous to ask for autographs or anything like that but I was just so happy to meet them. Amy called me sweet and to this day it still makes me smile when I think about it. Such a genuinely lovely group of people :,)
I feel like this is Mark's karma- like a would you press the button "Every time you go into a restaurant they give you endless deserts" BUT "You're in and out of hospitals for various physical injuries and ailments on a regular basis"
This is hilarious 😂😂 (if you were in Auckland, you were in New Zealand and not Australia 😂) I actually got to come see your show there! It was awesome ❤
I was so sad I missed it. I was still a minor and my dad refused to let me go because Mark swears. Even more devastating is the fact that Mark probably won't tour again 🥲
Australia can be too hot Here in Victoria we almost hit 50 degrees (48 technically) and it wildly hot that you have to be inside, but people still go to work, with or without air conditioner. Summer month in AU is December to Febraury
Idk if you know, but we don’t have a place in Australia called Auckland. That’s in New Zealand lmao. Edit: I kinda love how a 1/3 of the comment section is basically my comment. Btw, ik they prob made a simple verbal mistake, so don’t start w me.
Ah yes, the hottest day in Auckland, Australia. 😂 That guy made you a whole-ass octopus out of ice cream and you repay him by implying he’s Australian. That’s harsh.
I've only ever listened to the podcast up until now. Having never seen these 3 men in live action but rather only the podcast poster. And I'll be honest. I've had Mark and wade mixed up the entire time. 😂😂😂
Deserts are all well and good but can you imagine someone thinking... Mark tries to eat healthy. And he walks into like cracker barrel and they give him several extra helpings of the green beans. This is coming from the perspective of a health eater. I desperately wish restuarants would offer sides that were more than 6 broccoli florrets when i can get an order of frie the size of both my fists
Fun fact! The reason they gave you only free desserts is because normally waiters are in charge of making their own desserts and side salads or salads without protein, so there’s no middle man preparing your food (eg. cooks preparing dinners or apps.) So that would be the easiest thing they could offer you for free without having to ring in the item and potentially pay for it themselves. 🙂 still a very kind and generous gesture on their part.
Idk I think that's even kinder. It's not a lavish coupon, it's actually a little gift treat made by hand by the guy who's giving it to you. Marry him, Mark
What restaurant are you going to where the waiter makes their own desserts and salads?? I've NEVER heard of that.
@@orion_starchaser literally every restaurant I’ve ever worked at
@@shelbyb9056 Is that a European thing or something? I've never worked in a kitchen like that, but there is more than just my small corner of the world.
@@lilithravendance3695 I’m in Florida but I always worked in mom and pop/local chains, never anything corporate.
If I met Mark, Wade, OR Bob I would absolutely shit myself.
I did last PAX East
Diarrhea at first sight
Weird flex, but you do you.
please do not offer it as a dessert
Same. I’d probably buy them some desserts
Note to self:
If I ever meet Mark in person (a statistical impossibility considering where I live in the world), buy him an octopus that *doesn't* melt.
A live octopus
That or make sure Tyler isn't there to eat said dessert. 😆
@@urazz7739 Tyler will be the one who will get the live octopus. It'll keep him busy so Mark can eat. xD
Calamari
No no no, you slip a dossier containing a high resolution shot of the moon onto the table and never look back.
That was very different to what I was expecting, I thought this was going to be when weird people at Conventions gave him desserts that he immediately threw away because you cannot trust them unfortunately
I was thinking he was being mailed desserts
@@first782 now youre giving me an image of deserts stuffed in envelopes
@@first782 I was thinking of that too like mailed cookies or brownies lol
@@first782I remember long ago when he would do his mail opening videos where he got candy that was kept in cold envelopes.
@@first782 That's what I thought, like pr packages type stuff
Imagine if the waiter is hearing this, that Tyler ate the dessert instead of Mark 😂
So…..what you are saying is….to give you 5 servings of desserts. Gotcha!
This is hilarious that poor waiter is probably broke
It’s hilarious that the waiter is probably broke?
as if the waiter bought all the desserts for him lmao
@@SilverEyedVegan yes poverty is funny
@@kittenwizard4703 I sense sarcasm, but there are some rude people out there. Anyway, have a lovely day.
@@SilverEyedVegan no of course not I'm saying the amount of food is funny
0:53 "He's doing the heist for you" A Heist *for* Markiplier (that's so wholesome). If only I were Mark's friend, I'd easily take care of that "problem" (I'm a very picky eater, but my stomach has infinite room for desserts) 🍮 This also reminds me of Mark's story when his Korean family asked him if he was hungry (saying "Pegopa?"), and then kept bringing him lots of food that seemingly came out of nowhere
by the sounds of it he already has Tyler for that xD
This is just Mark's big brain plan to always get free food wherever he goes 😂
The ice-cream shop is called Giapo, in my hometown Auckland (New Zealand) - and it is some of the best icecream I have ever had!
I fr had a dinner at fridays with my family as a kid, and I went to the bathroom before dessert came, and I got the cup of dirt (the oreo pudding thing with the gummy worms) and when I came back I found out my dad ate mine and when i tried to order another, the waitress had to come back to tell us that there were no more and that was the last one and I NEVER FORGOT
God I wish people would just give me free desserts....
just be famous
Bob said the ice cream thing happened in Auckland but Mark said "it was like the hottest day in Australia". Something's not adding up...
It was part of the Australian tour 😅
@@ka_ka_kaelin Auckland is in New Zealand XD
@@dragonscales2758 yes but New Zealand and Australia are relatively close. They were over there for the Australian tour so that's what he meant when he generalized both Auckland and Australia being hot. Could also be that one of them remembered incorrectly, given the tour was so chaotic
i think it was probably just bunching new zealand and australia together because i think most people tend to do that since they hit a lot of australian locations but its usually just auckland if they come to nz. if i wasnt from auckland id probably make the same mistake LOL
Bruh, I’m Australian. NZ is significantly cooler and is an entirely different country. OP was pointing it out cause the weather in Australia shouldn’t impact Auckland that much. I get that the guys meant to say NZ but that’s like saying the hottest day in China while being in Tokyo
Well that’s awfully SWEET of those people.
Now everyone's gonna start giving him appetizers so he doesnt get too many desserts 😂😂
the thing i love most about distractible is that it really does just show that they’re just people in the world like everyone else. theyre these big well known faces but at the end of the day they’re all still just friends that hang out and have fun together. they arent so concerned with being professional and well presented. they can just goof off and we love them for that.
Now everybody that goes to meet them are gonna give them dessert's LOL
I love all of your guys stories, especially when it's hilarious
Reminds me of how Gabriel Iglesias kept being given chocolate cake just because in one comedy special he said he likes chocolate cake.
Michael Rosen be like: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!~
“Hottest day in Australia!” - them being in New Zealand…
You deserve everything mark, giving you deserts is us spoiling you with our appreciation!
Tyler was being a good friend eating that desert. He was worried about Mark maintain that super model figure of his and didn't want him to get fat and ruin his career. 😆
one of my fav stories on the pod
Auckland’s in New Zealand…
Imagine after all these desserts the waiter fan comes out to see Mark in the restaurant and all he sees is just mark rotund sitting on the table waiting for a other dessert😂
It's always Markiplier and Friends, but never Friends and Markiplier
This ep was so hilarious 😂
This story is brilliant. 👍
Io non mentirò, Bob spiegando che il gelato al polpo è una delle cose più difficili il mio cervello abbia cercato di immaginare. 😅
Ikr?😂
Same! Still trying
Aspetto che qualcuno faccia un animazione 2d o 3d per riuscire ad avere un idea di cosa diavolo sia il gelato al polpo😂
@@lorenzamucci Già, vorrei vedere quello. 😄
Kudos to Waiters (hehehehe)
Im so guilty of this lmao. I met Mark and the gang when they were on tour and stayed at the hotel I worked at and I gave them like an entire bag of chocolate guitars 🤣 I was too nervous to ask for autographs or anything like that but I was just so happy to meet them. Amy called me sweet and to this day it still makes me smile when I think about it. Such a genuinely lovely group of people :,)
I feel like this is Mark's karma- like a would you press the button
"Every time you go into a restaurant they give you endless deserts" BUT "You're in and out of hospitals for various physical injuries and ailments on a regular basis"
This is hilarious 😂😂
(if you were in Auckland, you were in New Zealand and not Australia 😂)
I actually got to come see your show there!
It was awesome ❤
The "octopus" icecream is a squid, and it's in New Zealand. But their brains probably forgot the boring flight in between so I don't blame them.
Ah yes, Auckland Australia.........
Tyler was just hungry, I’m sure he had no I’ll intent
The fact I know exactly which ice-cream place they went to lol
This is so cute!!! Sweets for a sweetheart! 😆
We NEED a kudos to Pluto clip!!
*PLEASE*
If Mark were to end up at the restaurant I work at (not very likely but still), I would offer him some custard and some free large cheese curds.
Man this video was a Sweet Treat to listen
Australian tour... Auckland. Which is in a whole other country. You can say you went to New Zealand its ok.
New Zealand was visited as part of the tour due to how close it is.
It kinda wholesome how much everyone loves mark honestly
Aukland Australia does exist, from what Ik. But, they may've just forgotten exactly where they were.
No. There is no Auckland in Australia, or "Aukland" as you put it.
Ofc it was Tyler😂😂
When you mix up New Zealand and Australia...
I was there 2018 you're welcome tour
Thank you for coming to Adelaide, lots of people skip Adelaide when touring Australia
I was so sad I missed it. I was still a minor and my dad refused to let me go because Mark swears. Even more devastating is the fact that Mark probably won't tour again 🥲
A heist with Mark’s waiter😂
Waiter really said Heist FOR Markiplier! 😂
Being a celebrity means some restaurant employees stuff you like a grandma
I'd give him broccoli
Auckland is in New Zealand 🥲
A Heist FOR Markiplier!
Australia can be too hot
Here in Victoria we almost hit 50 degrees (48 technically) and it wildly hot that you have to be inside, but people still go to work, with or without air conditioner.
Summer month in AU is December to Febraury
WE NEARLY HIT 50 DEGREES CELSIUS??? Where do you live in Victoria? Vic is the coldest territory Istg
this is so funny, but as a kiwi i kept getting irrationally annoyed whenever they said auckland was in australia. like NOOOOO WRONG COUNTRY XD
LOL funny Distractable I liked this video PodCast clip yes!!!!👍😅
A heist for Markiplier.
Auckland AUSTRALIA?!
Idk if you know, but we don’t have a place in Australia called Auckland. That’s in New Zealand lmao.
Edit: I kinda love how a 1/3 of the comment section is basically my comment. Btw, ik they prob made a simple verbal mistake, so don’t start w me.
2:25 that’s what she said
I used to work at Cracker Barrel and if Mark came in no Coke Cake for him. Only extra chicken and dumplings.
Auckland in Australia now 😂😂
Ah yes, the hottest day in Auckland, Australia. 😂 That guy made you a whole-ass octopus out of ice cream and you repay him by implying he’s Australian. That’s harsh.
I wish I could get that much desert at a restaurant. That would be Epic.
Auckland is in New Zealand. Did I mishear?
Yes unless there is also an Auckland, Australia. Who knows 🤷🏻♀️
Auckland Isn't in Australia!
Everyone likes mark
I miss the actual podcasts man.
Wait, Mark was in Auckland? Holy shit, if I was in the city that day, I would've been able to meet him (maybe)
Honest mistake Mark. It was a hot day in New Zealand if you were in Auckland.
I just saw the Lixian doll on bob shelf
"Cuz it was like, the hottest day in Australia--"
No, that's just Australia :(
I've only ever listened to the podcast up until now. Having never seen these 3 men in live action but rather only the podcast poster. And I'll be honest. I've had Mark and wade mixed up the entire time. 😂😂😂
that is heist for markiplier
Markiplier Gets Creamed On By Octopus
I almost liked your comment until I read it again and started laughing.
@@DGKnight20 I am unsure of how to interpret this
A Heist for Markiplier
Am I the only one who thought of something naughty with “dessert”? 😅
It's good to be famous. 🤣🤣
When ppl want to be nice but ends up being too much at least they weren’t swarmed by fans
that's it. tyler is my hero. fucking based
a heist for markiplier
Ok, hear me out...please don't hate me...
it's not an octopus....It's a squid
If I come in with a Markiplier cutout cardboard mask and say I’m markiplier will I get free dessert?
aukland is in New Zealand 😢
Can't stream video from this podcast on spotify anymore.
Plot twist : it was PewDiePie bribing mark for the OF Tape.
Listen waiters & waitresses, maybe Mark would like an extra chicken finger?
Prolly hoping for a good tip
Auckland is in New Zealand not Australia 😟
Says they were in Auckland, Australia. smh lmao
So sweet, want to give the diabetes.
Wait you did a tour around Australia!? And I MISSED IT?!!??!?!?!?! 💔
Edit: spelling
What happened to the 46+ mins long pods?
They switched the channel to a clip channel or animation
Yeah they switch it to direct people more their actual podcast on Spotify lol
I believe the deal with Spotify is exclusive, but they still get to post highlights.
Sometimes Mark just looks... more Asian
Wait was it a really octopus covered in chocolate or chocolate shaped like an octopus?
Considering real octopus can't melt I think it's safe to say it was an octopus-shaped chocolate
Lol
Mark needs to get a haircut Or be like Wade
Deserts are all well and good but can you imagine someone thinking... Mark tries to eat healthy. And he walks into like cracker barrel and they give him several extra helpings of the green beans.
This is coming from the perspective of a health eater. I desperately wish restuarants would offer sides that were more than 6 broccoli florrets when i can get an order of frie the size of both my fists
lmao XD
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