Mark Keeps Getting Sent Desserts

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  • @shelbyb9056
    @shelbyb9056 Рік тому +2216

    Fun fact! The reason they gave you only free desserts is because normally waiters are in charge of making their own desserts and side salads or salads without protein, so there’s no middle man preparing your food (eg. cooks preparing dinners or apps.) So that would be the easiest thing they could offer you for free without having to ring in the item and potentially pay for it themselves. 🙂 still a very kind and generous gesture on their part.

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 9 місяців тому +44

      Idk I think that's even kinder. It's not a lavish coupon, it's actually a little gift treat made by hand by the guy who's giving it to you. Marry him, Mark

    • @orion_starchaser
      @orion_starchaser 21 день тому +5

      What restaurant are you going to where the waiter makes their own desserts and salads?? I've NEVER heard of that.

    • @shelbyb9056
      @shelbyb9056 21 день тому +2

      @@orion_starchaser literally every restaurant I’ve ever worked at

    • @lilithravendance3695
      @lilithravendance3695 18 днів тому

      @@shelbyb9056 Is that a European thing or something? I've never worked in a kitchen like that, but there is more than just my small corner of the world.

    • @shelbyb9056
      @shelbyb9056 18 днів тому +1

      @@lilithravendance3695 I’m in Florida but I always worked in mom and pop/local chains, never anything corporate.

  • @Phobie_2000
    @Phobie_2000 Рік тому +1562

    If I met Mark, Wade, OR Bob I would absolutely shit myself.

  • @EveInTheMachine
    @EveInTheMachine Рік тому +643

    Note to self:
    If I ever meet Mark in person (a statistical impossibility considering where I live in the world), buy him an octopus that *doesn't* melt.

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 Рік тому +37

      A live octopus

    • @urazz7739
      @urazz7739 Рік тому +10

      That or make sure Tyler isn't there to eat said dessert. 😆

    • @EveInTheMachine
      @EveInTheMachine Рік тому +17

      @@urazz7739 Tyler will be the one who will get the live octopus. It'll keep him busy so Mark can eat. xD

    • @jaspermyth
      @jaspermyth Рік тому +3

      Calamari

    • @ezrabaeza992
      @ezrabaeza992 11 місяців тому +1

      No no no, you slip a dossier containing a high resolution shot of the moon onto the table and never look back.

  • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
    @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 Рік тому +885

    That was very different to what I was expecting, I thought this was going to be when weird people at Conventions gave him desserts that he immediately threw away because you cannot trust them unfortunately

    • @first782
      @first782 Рік тому +187

      I was thinking he was being mailed desserts

    • @anotherclone7687
      @anotherclone7687 Рік тому +59

      @@first782 now youre giving me an image of deserts stuffed in envelopes

    • @vaporizedmatter8327
      @vaporizedmatter8327 Рік тому +34

      @@first782 I was thinking of that too like mailed cookies or brownies lol

    • @Liandra24
      @Liandra24 Рік тому +12

      @@first782I remember long ago when he would do his mail opening videos where he got candy that was kept in cold envelopes.

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon Місяць тому +2

      ​@@first782 That's what I thought, like pr packages type stuff

  • @raxidaydreams
    @raxidaydreams Рік тому +402

    Imagine if the waiter is hearing this, that Tyler ate the dessert instead of Mark 😂

  • @kittyhasfangs2291
    @kittyhasfangs2291 Рік тому +239

    So…..what you are saying is….to give you 5 servings of desserts. Gotcha!

  • @starrycharacter
    @starrycharacter Рік тому +1153

    This is hilarious that poor waiter is probably broke

    • @SilverEyedVegan
      @SilverEyedVegan Рік тому +17

      It’s hilarious that the waiter is probably broke?

    • @kiaragarciaaa
      @kiaragarciaaa Рік тому +27

      as if the waiter bought all the desserts for him lmao

    • @kittenwizard4703
      @kittenwizard4703 Рік тому +29

      @@SilverEyedVegan yes poverty is funny

    • @SilverEyedVegan
      @SilverEyedVegan Рік тому +16

      @@kittenwizard4703 I sense sarcasm, but there are some rude people out there. Anyway, have a lovely day.

    • @starrycharacter
      @starrycharacter Рік тому +13

      @@SilverEyedVegan no of course not I'm saying the amount of food is funny

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage Рік тому +221

    0:53 "He's doing the heist for you" A Heist *for* Markiplier (that's so wholesome). If only I were Mark's friend, I'd easily take care of that "problem" (I'm a very picky eater, but my stomach has infinite room for desserts) 🍮 This also reminds me of Mark's story when his Korean family asked him if he was hungry (saying "Pegopa?"), and then kept bringing him lots of food that seemingly came out of nowhere

    • @MythicalHex
      @MythicalHex Рік тому +8

      by the sounds of it he already has Tyler for that xD

  • @Whorpse
    @Whorpse Рік тому +166

    This is just Mark's big brain plan to always get free food wherever he goes 😂

  • @izacwoodall5619
    @izacwoodall5619 Рік тому +52

    The ice-cream shop is called Giapo, in my hometown Auckland (New Zealand) - and it is some of the best icecream I have ever had!

  • @HydetheWitch
    @HydetheWitch Рік тому +113

    I fr had a dinner at fridays with my family as a kid, and I went to the bathroom before dessert came, and I got the cup of dirt (the oreo pudding thing with the gummy worms) and when I came back I found out my dad ate mine and when i tried to order another, the waitress had to come back to tell us that there were no more and that was the last one and I NEVER FORGOT

  • @mackinator
    @mackinator Рік тому +176

    God I wish people would just give me free desserts....

  • @Rendolf45
    @Rendolf45 Рік тому +183

    Bob said the ice cream thing happened in Auckland but Mark said "it was like the hottest day in Australia". Something's not adding up...

    • @ka_ka_kaelin
      @ka_ka_kaelin Рік тому +15

      It was part of the Australian tour 😅

    • @dragonscales2758
      @dragonscales2758 Рік тому +33

      @@ka_ka_kaelin Auckland is in New Zealand XD

    • @ka_ka_kaelin
      @ka_ka_kaelin Рік тому +43

      @@dragonscales2758 yes but New Zealand and Australia are relatively close. They were over there for the Australian tour so that's what he meant when he generalized both Auckland and Australia being hot. Could also be that one of them remembered incorrectly, given the tour was so chaotic

    • @marshmallow81723
      @marshmallow81723 Рік тому +15

      i think it was probably just bunching new zealand and australia together because i think most people tend to do that since they hit a lot of australian locations but its usually just auckland if they come to nz. if i wasnt from auckland id probably make the same mistake LOL

    • @dragonscales2758
      @dragonscales2758 Рік тому +24

      Bruh, I’m Australian. NZ is significantly cooler and is an entirely different country. OP was pointing it out cause the weather in Australia shouldn’t impact Auckland that much. I get that the guys meant to say NZ but that’s like saying the hottest day in China while being in Tokyo

  • @soldierhobbes1182
    @soldierhobbes1182 Рік тому +10

    Well that’s awfully SWEET of those people.

  • @rsmobyrd
    @rsmobyrd Рік тому +45

    Now everyone's gonna start giving him appetizers so he doesnt get too many desserts 😂😂

  • @KartsSafespace
    @KartsSafespace Рік тому +6

    the thing i love most about distractible is that it really does just show that they’re just people in the world like everyone else. theyre these big well known faces but at the end of the day they’re all still just friends that hang out and have fun together. they arent so concerned with being professional and well presented. they can just goof off and we love them for that.

  • @bubblepop6969
    @bubblepop6969 Рік тому +36

    Now everybody that goes to meet them are gonna give them dessert's LOL

  • @dragonboy39672
    @dragonboy39672 Рік тому +57

    I love all of your guys stories, especially when it's hilarious

  • @stitchlover4381
    @stitchlover4381 Рік тому +21

    Reminds me of how Gabriel Iglesias kept being given chocolate cake just because in one comedy special he said he likes chocolate cake.

    • @Lonkshi21
      @Lonkshi21 Рік тому

      Michael Rosen be like: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!~

  • @thylart
    @thylart Рік тому +19

    “Hottest day in Australia!” - them being in New Zealand…

  • @pioneerharbour6605
    @pioneerharbour6605 Рік тому +7

    You deserve everything mark, giving you deserts is us spoiling you with our appreciation!

  • @urazz7739
    @urazz7739 Рік тому +47

    Tyler was being a good friend eating that desert. He was worried about Mark maintain that super model figure of his and didn't want him to get fat and ruin his career. 😆

  • @leahstanforth1485
    @leahstanforth1485 Рік тому +15

    one of my fav stories on the pod

  • @TyrannoJoris_Rex
    @TyrannoJoris_Rex Рік тому +21

    Auckland’s in New Zealand…

  • @mrwendigo3374
    @mrwendigo3374 Рік тому +8

    Imagine after all these desserts the waiter fan comes out to see Mark in the restaurant and all he sees is just mark rotund sitting on the table waiting for a other dessert😂

  • @haleybug230
    @haleybug230 Рік тому +10

    It's always Markiplier and Friends, but never Friends and Markiplier

  • @lynnium_
    @lynnium_ Рік тому +32

    This ep was so hilarious 😂

  • @CLC-1000
    @CLC-1000 Рік тому +4

    This story is brilliant. 👍

  • @AngelinaSkylove_719
    @AngelinaSkylove_719 Рік тому +47

    Io non mentirò, Bob spiegando che il gelato al polpo è una delle cose più difficili il mio cervello abbia cercato di immaginare. 😅

    • @00Anjie
      @00Anjie Рік тому +1

      Ikr?😂

    • @SecondFloor2311
      @SecondFloor2311 Рік тому +1

      Same! Still trying

    • @lorenzamucci
      @lorenzamucci Рік тому +1

      Aspetto che qualcuno faccia un animazione 2d o 3d per riuscire ad avere un idea di cosa diavolo sia il gelato al polpo😂

    • @AngelinaSkylove_719
      @AngelinaSkylove_719 10 місяців тому +1

      @@lorenzamucci Già, vorrei vedere quello. 😄

  • @opieandme5775
    @opieandme5775 Рік тому +31

    Kudos to Waiters (hehehehe)

  • @lorekeepermeerah
    @lorekeepermeerah 9 днів тому

    Im so guilty of this lmao. I met Mark and the gang when they were on tour and stayed at the hotel I worked at and I gave them like an entire bag of chocolate guitars 🤣 I was too nervous to ask for autographs or anything like that but I was just so happy to meet them. Amy called me sweet and to this day it still makes me smile when I think about it. Such a genuinely lovely group of people :,)

  • @persephoneunderdark1597
    @persephoneunderdark1597 Рік тому +2

    I feel like this is Mark's karma- like a would you press the button
    "Every time you go into a restaurant they give you endless deserts" BUT "You're in and out of hospitals for various physical injuries and ailments on a regular basis"

  • @eMDTee
    @eMDTee 2 дні тому +2

    This is hilarious 😂😂
    (if you were in Auckland, you were in New Zealand and not Australia 😂)
    I actually got to come see your show there!
    It was awesome ❤

  • @Secarious
    @Secarious Рік тому +11

    The "octopus" icecream is a squid, and it's in New Zealand. But their brains probably forgot the boring flight in between so I don't blame them.

  • @goobie87
    @goobie87 Рік тому +6

    Ah yes, Auckland Australia.........

  • @seacowzz9740
    @seacowzz9740 Рік тому +4

    Tyler was just hungry, I’m sure he had no I’ll intent

  • @madewrongly6482
    @madewrongly6482 Рік тому +5

    The fact I know exactly which ice-cream place they went to lol

  • @beowulf4966
    @beowulf4966 Рік тому +2

    This is so cute!!! Sweets for a sweetheart! 😆

  • @kylesakai4009
    @kylesakai4009 Рік тому +6

    We NEED a kudos to Pluto clip!!

  • @Sonicsgirl13
    @Sonicsgirl13 Рік тому +5

    If Mark were to end up at the restaurant I work at (not very likely but still), I would offer him some custard and some free large cheese curds.

  • @thatonething.73
    @thatonething.73 Рік тому +2

    Man this video was a Sweet Treat to listen

  • @cjlaw0137
    @cjlaw0137 Рік тому +10

    Australian tour... Auckland. Which is in a whole other country. You can say you went to New Zealand its ok.

    • @ronburgundy244
      @ronburgundy244 6 місяців тому +2

      New Zealand was visited as part of the tour due to how close it is.

  • @alicenull807
    @alicenull807 Рік тому +31

    It kinda wholesome how much everyone loves mark honestly

  • @junebunny0712
    @junebunny0712 Рік тому +2

    Aukland Australia does exist, from what Ik. But, they may've just forgotten exactly where they were.

    • @InternetStorm
      @InternetStorm Рік тому

      No. There is no Auckland in Australia, or "Aukland" as you put it.

  • @taylorjones1533
    @taylorjones1533 Рік тому +4

    Ofc it was Tyler😂😂

  • @relshi
    @relshi Рік тому +4

    When you mix up New Zealand and Australia...

  • @kaylewolf
    @kaylewolf Рік тому

    I was there 2018 you're welcome tour
    Thank you for coming to Adelaide, lots of people skip Adelaide when touring Australia

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon Місяць тому

      I was so sad I missed it. I was still a minor and my dad refused to let me go because Mark swears. Even more devastating is the fact that Mark probably won't tour again 🥲

  • @olejoachimjonstang3233
    @olejoachimjonstang3233 Рік тому +1

    A heist with Mark’s waiter😂

  • @rexieonsad2541
    @rexieonsad2541 Рік тому +2

    Waiter really said Heist FOR Markiplier! 😂

  • @cameronwarttig1732
    @cameronwarttig1732 Рік тому

    Being a celebrity means some restaurant employees stuff you like a grandma

  • @luckyswordsmen991
    @luckyswordsmen991 Рік тому +1

    I'd give him broccoli

  • @wheresthemull_ow7247
    @wheresthemull_ow7247 Рік тому +4

    Auckland is in New Zealand 🥲

  • @MorningDusk7734
    @MorningDusk7734 Рік тому +7

    A Heist FOR Markiplier!

  • @Gio_64
    @Gio_64 Рік тому +4

    Australia can be too hot
    Here in Victoria we almost hit 50 degrees (48 technically) and it wildly hot that you have to be inside, but people still go to work, with or without air conditioner.
    Summer month in AU is December to Febraury

    • @scomo7yearsago958
      @scomo7yearsago958 Рік тому

      WE NEARLY HIT 50 DEGREES CELSIUS??? Where do you live in Victoria? Vic is the coldest territory Istg

  • @melodiesblue
    @melodiesblue Рік тому +19

    this is so funny, but as a kiwi i kept getting irrationally annoyed whenever they said auckland was in australia. like NOOOOO WRONG COUNTRY XD

  • @Lita1
    @Lita1 Рік тому +3

    LOL funny Distractable I liked this video PodCast clip yes!!!!👍😅

  • @seanromine3932
    @seanromine3932 Рік тому +2

    A heist for Markiplier.

  • @KyleLeHeup
    @KyleLeHeup День тому +1

    Auckland AUSTRALIA?!

  • @scomo7yearsago958
    @scomo7yearsago958 Рік тому +8

    Idk if you know, but we don’t have a place in Australia called Auckland. That’s in New Zealand lmao.
    Edit: I kinda love how a 1/3 of the comment section is basically my comment. Btw, ik they prob made a simple verbal mistake, so don’t start w me.

  • @shelbyb9056
    @shelbyb9056 Рік тому +1

    2:25 that’s what she said

  • @petlove1998
    @petlove1998 8 місяців тому

    I used to work at Cracker Barrel and if Mark came in no Coke Cake for him. Only extra chicken and dumplings.

  • @kefecom
    @kefecom 6 місяців тому

    Auckland in Australia now 😂😂

  • @TeapotNinja
    @TeapotNinja Рік тому +4

    Ah yes, the hottest day in Auckland, Australia. 😂 That guy made you a whole-ass octopus out of ice cream and you repay him by implying he’s Australian. That’s harsh.

  • @Kinseliplier
    @Kinseliplier Рік тому

    I wish I could get that much desert at a restaurant. That would be Epic.

  • @MelbourneArchviz
    @MelbourneArchviz Рік тому +5

    Auckland is in New Zealand. Did I mishear?

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 Рік тому +1

      Yes unless there is also an Auckland, Australia. Who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @triexsists1798
    @triexsists1798 Рік тому +4

    Auckland Isn't in Australia!

  • @aleksatanaskovic008
    @aleksatanaskovic008 9 днів тому

    Everyone likes mark

  • @misankroptic
    @misankroptic Рік тому

    I miss the actual podcasts man.

  • @Coolskeleton95_4
    @Coolskeleton95_4 Рік тому

    Wait, Mark was in Auckland? Holy shit, if I was in the city that day, I would've been able to meet him (maybe)

  • @vaughneaston733
    @vaughneaston733 Рік тому +1

    Honest mistake Mark. It was a hot day in New Zealand if you were in Auckland.

  • @Bri4036
    @Bri4036 Рік тому +1

    I just saw the Lixian doll on bob shelf

  • @alolivulpix
    @alolivulpix Рік тому

    "Cuz it was like, the hottest day in Australia--"
    No, that's just Australia :(

  • @brandonevans5998
    @brandonevans5998 Рік тому +1

    I've only ever listened to the podcast up until now. Having never seen these 3 men in live action but rather only the podcast poster. And I'll be honest. I've had Mark and wade mixed up the entire time. 😂😂😂

  • @capasak598
    @capasak598 Рік тому

    that is heist for markiplier

  • @Halfendymion
    @Halfendymion Рік тому +4

    Markiplier Gets Creamed On By Octopus

    • @DGKnight20
      @DGKnight20 Рік тому

      I almost liked your comment until I read it again and started laughing.

    • @Halfendymion
      @Halfendymion Рік тому

      @@DGKnight20 I am unsure of how to interpret this

  • @Smoke_wheat
    @Smoke_wheat Рік тому

    A Heist for Markiplier

  • @Jeana-xo
    @Jeana-xo 2 місяці тому

    Am I the only one who thought of something naughty with “dessert”? 😅

  • @GothGirlWorld
    @GothGirlWorld Рік тому +1

    It's good to be famous. 🤣🤣

  • @mattarificwolflink9280
    @mattarificwolflink9280 Рік тому

    When ppl want to be nice but ends up being too much at least they weren’t swarmed by fans

  • @jozabean
    @jozabean Рік тому

    that's it. tyler is my hero. fucking based

  • @bush4898
    @bush4898 Рік тому

    a heist for markiplier

  • @mrlonely017
    @mrlonely017 Рік тому

    Ok, hear me out...please don't hate me...
    it's not an octopus....It's a squid

  • @chewiebrownie
    @chewiebrownie Рік тому

    If I come in with a Markiplier cutout cardboard mask and say I’m markiplier will I get free dessert?

  • @BackGround_Guy.
    @BackGround_Guy. 7 місяців тому

    aukland is in New Zealand 😢

  • @redshirtdesignworks
    @redshirtdesignworks Рік тому

    Can't stream video from this podcast on spotify anymore.

  • @joethecreeper8178
    @joethecreeper8178 Рік тому

    Plot twist : it was PewDiePie bribing mark for the OF Tape.

  • @SkeeterMcBeater
    @SkeeterMcBeater Рік тому +1

    Listen waiters & waitresses, maybe Mark would like an extra chicken finger?

  • @Leviatiemily
    @Leviatiemily Рік тому

    Prolly hoping for a good tip

  • @izzyinka1217
    @izzyinka1217 15 днів тому

    Auckland is in New Zealand not Australia 😟

  • @CCNZDenis201418
    @CCNZDenis201418 5 місяців тому

    Says they were in Auckland, Australia. smh lmao

  • @Gameyfur
    @Gameyfur 4 місяці тому

    So sweet, want to give the diabetes.

  • @pixelphantom7091
    @pixelphantom7091 Рік тому

    Wait you did a tour around Australia!? And I MISSED IT?!!??!?!?!?! 💔
    Edit: spelling

  • @KleoTheServiceDog
    @KleoTheServiceDog Рік тому +5

    What happened to the 46+ mins long pods?

    • @N_ExX
      @N_ExX Рік тому +5

      They switched the channel to a clip channel or animation

    • @opieandme5775
      @opieandme5775 Рік тому

      Yeah they switch it to direct people more their actual podcast on Spotify lol

    • @Tarcisius_
      @Tarcisius_ Рік тому +9

      I believe the deal with Spotify is exclusive, but they still get to post highlights.

  • @tomstojanovic6871
    @tomstojanovic6871 Рік тому

    Sometimes Mark just looks... more Asian

  • @Gamer_man227
    @Gamer_man227 Рік тому

    Wait was it a really octopus covered in chocolate or chocolate shaped like an octopus?

    • @Kyrikrliy
      @Kyrikrliy 5 місяців тому

      Considering real octopus can't melt I think it's safe to say it was an octopus-shaped chocolate

  • @Unfamiliarmanic
    @Unfamiliarmanic Рік тому +2

    Lol

  • @GameMaster0025
    @GameMaster0025 2 місяці тому

    Mark needs to get a haircut Or be like Wade

  • @maggiekelso997
    @maggiekelso997 Рік тому

    Deserts are all well and good but can you imagine someone thinking... Mark tries to eat healthy. And he walks into like cracker barrel and they give him several extra helpings of the green beans.
    This is coming from the perspective of a health eater. I desperately wish restuarants would offer sides that were more than 6 broccoli florrets when i can get an order of frie the size of both my fists

  • @Lonewolf3515
    @Lonewolf3515 Рік тому

    lmao XD

  • @davidcarter4877
    @davidcarter4877 Рік тому +1

    Yo