At first my first thought was garbage but when mark said “do you ever feel like a plastic bag” that’s when my head was going like “Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind” like 😭😭😭
Listening to the podcast audio only and then coming here to see the visual gags is definitely something I am immensely looking forward to, absolutely hilarious.
Oh my god this reminded me of how my brother suddenly called my mom and said "ME AND MIKE (Mike is his friend) ARE GETTING MARRIED!" And all of us were so fucking confused we thought he was drunk at first, because that was all he said and then he hung up
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never laughed so hard before in my life. I'm crying 😂😂😂 those props are perfect!! Definitely needed that laugh 😁😁😁 now I need to practice breathing again 😂😂😂
I initially thought this was goin to be Mark and Wade announcing that they were getting married to their significant others, but then I remembered that Wade was already married, so I just spent the first minute or two confused
Eggs left in the living room, that reminded me when I accidentally left milk on the kitchen side for 3 days after it's expiring date and I DRANK IT ON ACCIDENT! 🤢
Yknow, they could’ve also just held 3 fingers upright for Wade and flipped em upside down for Mark. Tho Mark with a knife is memeable so I’m not complaining
The moment the plastic bag was brought up Firework was the first thing in my head. Then when it actually became part of the bit I was like holy sht. They may like her or they might not but at least she finally got a mention.
Hey Mark I don't know how often you check this but....here lately it's been a tough month...had alot of memories and just bad shit happen. You guys should do a topic and discuss men's mental health and awareness to it on a episode. I have struggled alot with my own demons and dark places...have almost come close to ending it a couple of times as well....I have a family and am married but somehow the feeling just won't disappear.....I would love to hear this topic come up on your podcast and see if you guys can talk about it. Anyways man thank you to all of you for always making me laugh in my darkest days.
Hey man, i genuinely hope it gets better for you, i know what its like to have that feeling even when you should be the happiest you've ever been. I can't say it gets better necessarily, because i don't know the entirety of your situation, but i can forward what a previous therapist said to me: "it could get better. And if it doesn't, you already know what the worst feels like." Sending compassion 💛
I was so happy u brought back full episodes and now they're gone again... Some were even deleted.. I love u guys, and business and all that, but NOOOOOOOO. They got me through work everyday, I enjoy them on UA-cam exclusively... Sry, I just noticed, I'm done complaining now😢
Distractible the cooking show would be great, amateurs-to-experience, everyone cooking the same thing, a basic recipe then a tricky recipe. Chicken and dumplings is my choice or pizza lol
I've been waiting for this DAY!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 IT'S *T.I.M.E* I'll plan it... It needs to be streamed for wade... It needs to be electrifying for Mark And it needs to be a struggle cause they are both "secret" Masochists ❤️ It's gonna be great!
its kinda weird cuz i have watched markiplier for a long time and have known about bob and wade but never really watched their content, but i loooove their podcast and the moment they got camara on the pod i found wade much more likebale, for some reason i diddnt really found him all that funny compared to the others in the podcast but now i find all of them on the same level of funny, its weird but they are great all of them
seeing this from other comments but apparently spotify has the right to the full episodes and they can't post it here anymore, dont know how that works plus some people just want to revisit their favourite parts instead of going through the whole thing
@@moon16879 that sucks. and if people want to stay on a bits-and-pieces channel then they can do whatever they want. I still don't see the point of staying. I joined for the podcast, I don't get the podcast so I leave. it's simple. Would you still sit in a restaurant when the cook tells you they don't have anything you want? Some people go there for the newspaper, socializing thing, heat/wi-fi... I go there to eat a meal. and if I can't get the meal, I don't go there. Doesn't change anything for the others. "exclusivity" sucks. big time. I don't want spotify so i'm not getting spotify. If the podcast aren't here then... I won't stay here. Sorry for bothering you.
@Prinny Dood you're totally right, I was just trying to say why other people would still stick around you know? but it definitely sucks that things work like that i definitely dislike spotify and dont plan on touching it, yet i also would love to continue accompanying the boys
Really wish you guys had warned us before you took away the podcast from youtube *again.* Not all of us can use spotify. This was the only way I could listen.
"Delicious finger sandwiches" pardon *WUT* 👁👄👁 (Yes I know he ment "finger food" my brain just thought of legitimate fingers between two slabs of bread first)
No one:
Bob: "What do you have there?"
Mark: "A KNIFE!"
Wade: "NO-"
Immediately thought of the meme too 😂
I can so hear there voices reading it
Now that Wade officially has the best hair of the Distractible members, I can't help but notice how gorgeous his hair is.
I bet his scalp is very healthy
Is he greying @ 30-ish?
THATS WHAT IM SAYIN!
@@kiimimo_9833 some people go grey earlier than others jacksepticeye says he started going grey at 18. My moms aunts hair went grey at 16
@@kiimimo_9833 my mom's hair is like half gray and she's barely 40, but my great grandma's hair got less gray then it was at 60 at 80+ lol
Mark with a knife is meme material
Yes
Oh, he always was, yes. He has a bed-knife.
“What do you have??”
You've seen Mark with a gun.
Now get ready for Mark with a knife.
"Because he's a masochist."
the way mark holds the knife feels so aggressive and silly lol
"I got his scalp."
I’m not surprised Mark and Wade are getting married, I mean they are the wheels on the horse after all.
Hehe… I forgot which prop hunt episode that was shit
The wheels on the horse are mark and wade, mark and wade
Great reference 👏🤧
DAYUM
LOVING THIS REFERENCE
When Mark held up the plastic bag, Firework immediately popped into my head ROFL
The first thought that shot through my head was "garbage" 💀
At first my first thought was garbage but when mark said “do you ever feel like a plastic bag” that’s when my head was going like “Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind” like 😭😭😭
First couple seconds and Wade is being asked bout his trashy floor 😭
Its official! So happy for Elmo and the knife ❤️
Listening to the podcast audio only and then coming here to see the visual gags is definitely something I am immensely looking forward to, absolutely hilarious.
Spotify has the whole episode in video form, bro. It’s awesome
@Dark Shibe how do you get it to video on spotify? I'm having trouble
@@meganzinsmeyer8123 same, its just a black screen when I try to watch it on spotify
Bob killed it. Katty has been silent since he dropped those vocals
Love how mark looked around the room for anything he could use and found a plastic bag, then immediately pulled up a knife
Bobs laugh will never not be infectious
I better see lots of love for Bob's beautiful very accurate singing
I lost it when Wade pulled out the scalp
3:55 the face of a man who’s so excited to be married to Wade in a month 😂
“I have a knife”
“I have his SCALP”
I swear I just spit out my soda 😂
Idk why but my subconscious brain saw the thumbnail and title and thought for a fraction of a second: “Oh, good for them.”
The way Mark said “I have a knife!” just sounds so dangerous 😂
I READ “mark…are getting married” AND I THOUGHT THE DAY FINALLY CAME MY PARENTS WERE GONNA GET MARRIED
Oh my god this reminded me of how my brother suddenly called my mom and said "ME AND MIKE (Mike is his friend) ARE GETTING MARRIED!" And all of us were so fucking confused we thought he was drunk at first, because that was all he said and then he hung up
Did... did they actually get married???
@@cherrycanary307 no but it would have been interesting. Cause I'm pretty sure only his buddy is into guys.
I hope Mark and Wade are having a wonderful marriage, as it has now been one month.
I love this podcast, this is amazing. And I love how Bob is I’m charge of this one. I love it! 😂😂
Wade and Mark holding up the Mark props made me laugh hysterically
I fucking love wade. He’s jus a cute wholsome man.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never laughed so hard before in my life. I'm crying 😂😂😂 those props are perfect!! Definitely needed that laugh 😁😁😁 now I need to practice breathing again 😂😂😂
Bob I spy a Lixian plushie on your shelf!
I initially thought this was goin to be Mark and Wade announcing that they were getting married to their significant others, but then I remembered that Wade was already married, so I just spent the first minute or two confused
Such a great episode guys! 👏👏👏
I can just hear in Marks mind and his face shows his obvious horror: "WAIT WHAT WTF BOB I DIDNT AGRER TO THIS"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read the title, and my brain was "oh again?" XD
the knife caught me off guard, i lost it
Such pretty brides to be!
Omg this was amazing. I still have to finish the video but this part was amazing. 0:55 and through to this part 1:38 so funny.
1:41 .....WANTING TO START AGAIN-
Eggs left in the living room, that reminded me when I accidentally left milk on the kitchen side for 3 days after it's expiring date and I DRANK IT ON ACCIDENT! 🤢
Boiled eggs… left out.. FOR WEEKS?
Wade looks like my history teacher
Yknow, they could’ve also just held 3 fingers upright for Wade and flipped em upside down for Mark. Tho Mark with a knife is memeable so I’m not complaining
"The floor of your office is littered with the bodies of your streaming career."
The kind of friendship I want:
I need a full version of Bob singing "Firework".
This podcast gets better and better. 👍
Im only 52 seconds in and I’m already smiling. Thanks for cheering me up boys 🥹💜
I instantly started singing Firework when the que was triggered
The moment the plastic bag was brought up Firework was the first thing in my head. Then when it actually became part of the bit I was like holy sht. They may like her or they might not but at least she finally got a mention.
@@loganpumfrey same ugandan
I had no idea mark accidentally doxxed himself! :O
but also why am I not surprised?
Bring the podcast back to youtube!
1:03 this part caught me off guard
I’m calling it. Wadeiplier is here!
God finally all my fantasies have come true!🤣
"I have his scalp'
-Wade 🤣
Congratulations to Bob for being a father. You're gonna be amazing father to your little muyskerm. Lol. 😉👶👨👩👦
I am a leaf on the wind. -Wash
I am a plastic bag in the wind. -Wade
No, you are a brick in the ocean. -Me
Dude I recently had to shave my bears for work, and I hate having hair, so I'm jealous of Wade's aesthetic
Hey Mark I don't know how often you check this but....here lately it's been a tough month...had alot of memories and just bad shit happen. You guys should do a topic and discuss men's mental health and awareness to it on a episode. I have struggled alot with my own demons and dark places...have almost come close to ending it a couple of times as well....I have a family and am married but somehow the feeling just won't disappear.....I would love to hear this topic come up on your podcast and see if you guys can talk about it. Anyways man thank you to all of you for always making me laugh in my darkest days.
Hey man, i genuinely hope it gets better for you, i know what its like to have that feeling even when you should be the happiest you've ever been. I can't say it gets better necessarily, because i don't know the entirety of your situation, but i can forward what a previous therapist said to me: "it could get better. And if it doesn't, you already know what the worst feels like." Sending compassion 💛
I was so happy u brought back full episodes and now they're gone again... Some were even deleted.. I love u guys, and business and all that, but NOOOOOOOO. They got me through work everyday, I enjoy them on UA-cam exclusively... Sry, I just noticed, I'm done complaining now😢
Love you guys 🥰
Don’t tell Amy
Distractible the cooking show would be great, amateurs-to-experience, everyone cooking the same thing, a basic recipe then a tricky recipe. Chicken and dumplings is my choice or pizza lol
commenting here as I can't on spotify
This reminds me of drunk Minecraft when bob and mark married and wade met molly on the server
They played that song at my grandmothers funeral!
Now, I need to find this livestream-
Same
Spotify
They didn't get the lyrics right, but I'm loving it!
Loved this! But not going to lie I kind of miss the cute little animated faces 🤣
Best channel for chaos 30/10 would recommend to watch
I wish the thumbnail artists were credited in the description :((, I rlly want to see more of their stuff
Congrats so proud for you bros
I love that they're getting lesbian-married in the thumbnail
You sassy clickbait ❤
Watching at x2 speed ✌
Do you think wade sometimes puts on the wig to keep his thoughts warm?
im so curious about how mark doxxed himself lol
LOL funny Distractible I liked this Podcast video clip yes!!!!👍😅
A FEW WEEKS?? What do you mean a few weeks lmaooo
I'm gonna be honest: I had no idea what to expect.
Me: I only watch high quality content
The content:
Me: .......thats what i said ✨✨
First time I'm seeing the video this whole time I thought bob's voice was wade's
You’re not the only one. I promise 😅
Mark with a knife 😂
I've been waiting for this DAY!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 IT'S *T.I.M.E*
I'll plan it... It needs to be streamed for wade... It needs to be electrifying for Mark
And it needs to be a struggle cause they are both "secret" Masochists ❤️
It's gonna be great!
Watching these "shorts" make me realize how much i enjoy Distractible...even to the point of...ICK....paying for spotify. hmmmm
Love it
OMG BOB HAS BLUE EYES?????!!! I had no idea?
Lixian plushie!
Does anyone know what happened to the 1 hour long podcast videos?, All I see are 3 minute clips now
I think they're on a diff Channel /now
3 words that don’t belong in the same sentence
Im curious about the livestream they were talking about
Oh hi Mark
why do they look like they aged.. why all for sudden do I feel old
Mark: ADHD be like…. (I feel you btw Mark. I have it too! I 😂😂😂)
its kinda weird cuz i have watched markiplier for a long time and have known about bob and wade but never really watched their content, but i loooove their podcast and the moment they got camara on the pod i found wade much more likebale, for some reason i diddnt really found him all that funny compared to the others in the podcast but now i find all of them on the same level of funny, its weird but they are great all of them
wade has sad eyes
What happened? Why did they take down all the full videos?
3:57
I'm sort really into Wade. I'm married to a bald man so I might be biased.
What episode is this??
Why can't I see the podcasts? The videos aren't there.
I hope its trueee
what i want to know as a newer fan is when was that livestream and is it still available somewhere?
whats the point of staying sub to this channel if there's no podcast posted anymore. only clips and bits and announcement
Word
seeing this from other comments but apparently spotify has the right to the full episodes and they can't post it here anymore, dont know how that works
plus some people just want to revisit their favourite parts instead of going through the whole thing
@@moon16879 that sucks. and if people want to stay on a bits-and-pieces channel then they can do whatever they want.
I still don't see the point of staying. I joined for the podcast, I don't get the podcast so I leave. it's simple.
Would you still sit in a restaurant when the cook tells you they don't have anything you want? Some people go there for the newspaper, socializing thing, heat/wi-fi... I go there to eat a meal. and if I can't get the meal, I don't go there. Doesn't change anything for the others.
"exclusivity" sucks. big time. I don't want spotify so i'm not getting spotify. If the podcast aren't here then... I won't stay here. Sorry for bothering you.
@Prinny Dood you're totally right, I was just trying to say why other people would still stick around you know?
but it definitely sucks that things work like that i definitely dislike spotify and dont plan on touching it, yet i also would love to continue accompanying the boys
Really wish you guys had warned us before you took away the podcast from youtube *again.* Not all of us can use spotify. This was the only way I could listen.
L
The podcast is also on other places
@@assass5814 And none of them work for me. UA-cam was the only one that would load without issues, unfortunately.
@@TheMuffinBurgler man what the hell are you using
It's back to Spotify I guess. I would just rather listen on UA-cam personally. Oh well much love
"Delicious finger sandwiches" pardon *WUT* 👁👄👁
(Yes I know he ment "finger food" my brain just thought of legitimate fingers between two slabs of bread first)
I opened my UA-cam 😐 I stared a long time 🫥 I am very concerned 😶