Do you ever think ER does a video like this thinking there’s no way it could take more than 15-20 minutes. Then, when he finishes, he looks at the clock and says, “Jesus Christ 45 minutes?!?!” And that’s assuming there’s no video editing to cut out some minutes.
Yes! And with those exact words! Not too often, but some times. And the same goes for the opposite: I'll wonder some times how am I going to make a 1 hour video out of something that seems it'll be quick or not much content.
FrostBloodGames you my friend can go chase a goat, eat a snake, drop five bucks ($5ca), travel to Asia then to japan, tie a bow,eat a cat and last but not least *smoke some red tobacco*
I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day.
I'll be honest, a dealer in foods you buy in stadiums (pizza, pretzels, hot dogs, that kinda thing) would be equally as cool. Maybe poke fun at how expensive they used to be at the stadium? I dunno lol
Oh god I'm imagining what happens when you leave mustard in the air for to long, like it gets clumpy, but kinda soft; being scooped up by a hard oven-baked pretzel and eaten!
I probably already ate everything with mustard. I felt like the only person on earth that loves mustard that much but seeing now a lot of comments saying they love it too makes me happy
@Chilly Chase Horrible! My friend and I went to Sam's Club with our mom's and she wanted some chicken nuggets and they said only sauce they had was mayo.....like it was the only option🤦🏾♀️
I’ve never told anyone I watch this shit and I never will🤣 I’m not ashamed but I know it’s weird as fuck and not for everyone, whatever. I like what I like and I like my friends
I was just about ready to cry myself to sleep but I wasn’t expecting this video to be filled with so much personality, happiness and jokes. Making my heart feel a little better, and making me smile before I sleep. Thank you ER, it means a lot.
Rift starts saying “do you also enjoy...” and immediately I think “are you seriously about to ask a person if they enjoy soft pretzels?” And he immediately clutches with “why am I asking? Of course you enjoy it.” If anyone answers no to that question, you are factually incorrect
lmao he kept saying amongst yourselves I like that, instead of him talking to a person directly he's talking to us like a group watching (which technically we are but you know what i mean)
Yes 100% and I've basically not been eating any carbs for months now so definitely having one of these at Christmas - might try with mustard too 😀🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨
@Ephemeral Rift I wanted you to know that I went out and bought frozen SuperPretzels to eat with yellow mustard this evening because central Iowa doesn’t respect the soft pretzel like Philly does
Really awesome to learn about the history of the Pretzel around 36 minutes! The only thing though is that all that salt in the Pretzel makes me awful thirsty and aching for a delicious German Beer.
Man. I don‘t know if you know how much the intro meant to me. In almost every language but especially in English „I‘m fine“ or „Are you fine?“ is just a phrase. And it doesn‘t really mean anything. You don‘t care about what I feel and I don‘t really want to be bugging you with my feeling. And after a really tough beginning of the week it just it different. I don‘t know. Thank you E.R.. You truly are ‚the man‘.
As an East-Coast resident at heart, the best soft pretzel ever is a hot one with chunky, spicy mustard all over it, and salt all over the place. I mention the East Coast because, after moving to the Midwest, I realized people over here generally prefer cheese -- at least in this specific area -- and mustard is often entirely neglected.
I wanna thank you real fast for not having annoying mid-roll ads in your videos. I was watching another ASMRtist's video to catch some z's and i woke up every ten minutes to an ad. Appreciate it, keep going!
A Spicy mustard to compliment your heavens knot?! A most adequate choice If I do say so myself. You are a true beacon of light in these dark, oh so dark times, a man of true class.
It is rare I can stay awake for more than 5 minutes watching any video of yours. However, when I do, I am always pleasantly surprised and get quite a chuckle out of it. Some things you say actually make me burst out in laughter and I need that. So thank you for helping me sleep and relax, but also for making me laugh and brightening my day.
Imagine a post apocalyptic dystopian world wherein the Governments if the world came together to outlaw pretzels... He is the Pretzel man, but you... You can call him if you have mustard.
I am misophonic, therefore eating sounds cause me anxiety attacks. But when I stumble across asmr artist that are actually able to eat politely with their mouths closed and to not chew noisely, it gets almost comfortable. I noticed that you usually avoid salival sound also while talking despite the high quality mic, and I appreciate it SO much, in this video the thing that makes me uncomfortable is - apart from occasional saliva sounds - just that at some moments the chewing is too fast and triggers my misophonia. Thank you!
I always respect the fact that E.R. Makes really long videos that are always quality. Unlike a lot of other ASMRtists who often make much shorter videos to get ad revenue, he always goes for the quality of the video
I just imagined a whole opening with Margaret where all we see is a wall of the same red yarn that was attached to our brain and she snips through it one strand at a time until we can see her garden. 😴
Your eating ASMR vids are some of the very best on YT. Super relaxing. Your grilled cheese and tomato soup ASMR is on my top of favourites, indeed ☺️☺️
Every morning I wake up in a bed that's too small and drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive and go to a job that pays too little. But on pretzel day... well I love pretzel day.
Hey ER just wanted to say been here for a few years now and still love you! You are super down to earth and human which we need. Best person who does ASMR ever
One single moment of how you, Dear Sr. Rift, carefully opening the door and closing it the same carefull also super gentle way!..😌😌😌😌😌😌 I rewatched this ASMRly amazing, magically soothing moment for 4 times...😌😌😌😌😌😌😌 The true Master of Soothing a whole mind, soul and body in an ASMR Art!🙏🏻 Thank you for a wonderful work!🙏🏻
Do you ever think ER does a video like this thinking there’s no way it could take more than 15-20 minutes. Then, when he finishes, he looks at the clock and says, “Jesus Christ 45 minutes?!?!” And that’s assuming there’s no video editing to cut out some minutes.
Yes! And with those exact words! Not too often, but some times. And the same goes for the opposite: I'll wonder some times how am I going to make a 1 hour video out of something that seems it'll be quick or not much content.
Pretzels are good
honey mustard gang where you at
@@AcknowledgeMe29 cut
@@AcknowledgeMe29😊
“The soft pretzel is god tier” “Society would not exist without the soft pretzel”
I’ve never agreed with any sentiment more in my life
As we know the 3 things required for a society to form is agriculture, ready access to water and the soft pretzel
The Pretzel Man, you know humanity's fucked when they ban Pretzels.
@FrostBloodGames honestly over here they're rare but a delight when i do find them.
So... Pretzel Man ?
FrostBloodGames you my friend can go chase a goat, eat a snake, drop five bucks ($5ca), travel to Asia then to japan, tie a bow,eat a cat and last but not least *smoke some red tobacco*
A man who can make a 45 minute video on mustard and pretzel deserves our respect 👏
STOP LIKING THIS COMMENT ITS AT 69 LIKES
Homeless Robot no we will like yours until it is at 69😂
And without mid-roll ads might I add
Bearded Whisperer ASMR what
i know looool. i was like this vid can’t be too long. then i looked and basically shat myself.
I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work to a job for which I get paid too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well, I like Pretzel Day.
Barry Allen nice
office reference 100%
Barry Allen Hahahaha!!!!
We have a legend on our hands
The Office? I think that’s from the office.
Us: rift can we please have that John wick asmr
Rift: soft pretzel asmr take it or leave it
i need ur pfp
@@bigpapa3000 just download it
I got this comment to four hundred and twenty likes, oh yeah
Zomblox, Bruh now it’s at 421 unlike it 😡😡
narsosist I hope it’s not to late but just look up peep anime pfp and it should pop up
Me: listening to asmr
My Bluetooth headphones with low battery: So you have chosen *D e a t h*
Thanks for the chuckle
I hate how i can relate to dis
Gosh this literally just happened a few minutes ago, I almost choked with my own saliva
*B E E P*
Mines some female voice screaming L O W B A T T E R Y
Just Uncle E saying “Sammiches” for 40 minutes would be the best video ever.
Matthew 2400000 Yes yes it would
Read this as he said sammiches lol
It exists, sort of. Search for Ephemeral Rift Sammich.
Did he just hint at a pretzel-dealer roleplay coming soon? My body is ready.
I'll be honest, a dealer in foods you buy in stadiums (pizza, pretzels, hot dogs, that kinda thing) would be equally as cool. Maybe poke fun at how expensive they used to be at the stadium? I dunno lol
The pretzel man
@@twilit8162 but the last piece of vegetation that caused critical structural failure of the spine was when they banned soft pretzels.
Penny The Pirate dude...
Penny The Pirate
dude... that’s an awesome idea...
That glass of water had to be the most refreshing glass of water that i've seen today.
What about today?
What about today?
What about today?
What about today?
What about today ?
Soft pretzel: *Exists*
Professor Clemmons: Hm yes, today I know what I must ban today.
you've heard the legends of the muffin man, but a new man is starting to rise: the pretzel man.
@@franny6221 I exist
He's German, he'd never do that, unless he's an Austrian, damn Austrians.....
That's cool, but can you eat soft mustard with pretzel?
Good question
no. that angers the pretzel AND mustard gods!
Oh god I'm imagining what happens when you leave mustard in the air for to long, like it gets clumpy, but kinda soft; being scooped up by a hard oven-baked pretzel and eaten!
Fucking best comment on UA-cam
actually, in soviet russia you can eat soft mustard with pretzel!
I'm German and I've never seen let alone heard of someone eating a Bretzel with mustard.
Now I have to try it myself... 🥨
Same xD
My Omi does and I occasionally do, but I don't often because Pretzels aren't my thing.
Mit Butter wenn dann
Is there some rough equivalent to pretzels in Germany, or do they exist just with different accompaniments?
Nur Butter
I probably already ate everything with mustard. I felt like the only person on earth that loves mustard that much but seeing now a lot of comments saying they love it too makes me happy
Yeah, I love mustard. It's the only sauce I can eat on a burger (except maybe Bbq). I hate ketchup and mayo lol
I’m the same with ranch
Mustard is the only acceptable condiment
I love mustard
@Chilly Chase Horrible! My friend and I went to Sam's Club with our mom's and she wanted some chicken nuggets and they said only sauce they had was mayo.....like it was the only option🤦🏾♀️
he just seems like the most kind hearted person ever 🥺
My friend asked me what I was watching and I showed him, he started laughing... We're not friends anymore.
Good
You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life😆
Joe the forbidien your channel is demolishing my mind as the more I look the more chaotic it becomes
10000/10
I’ve never told anyone I watch this shit and I never will🤣 I’m not ashamed but I know it’s weird as fuck and not for everyone, whatever. I like what I like and I like my friends
OneDeaged yea me too
I was just about ready to cry myself to sleep but I wasn’t expecting this video to be filled with so much personality, happiness and jokes. Making my heart feel a little better, and making me smile before I sleep. Thank you ER, it means a lot.
yea same
Rift starts saying “do you also enjoy...” and immediately I think “are you seriously about to ask a person if they enjoy soft pretzels?” And he immediately clutches with “why am I asking? Of course you enjoy it.”
If anyone answers no to that question, you are factually incorrect
Actually, I'm just factually allergic to pretzels.
@@arctic_limeI'd say that's a weak excuse to exclude such a royalty food, though we accept it for once ;)
@@_Sycho thanks. However, Corvus cured me so I ate some pretzels recently.
lmao he kept saying amongst yourselves I like that, instead of him talking to a person directly he's talking to us like a group watching (which technically we are but you know what i mean)
I like to imagine thousands of people fighting over a pretzel.
Nerds
@@vincelestrade3758 saaaame
New headcanon, every video is him speaking to an ant farn
"Society would not exist without the soft pretzel"
I could say the same about you too, Mr Rift!
He would not exist without the soft pretzel
Soft Pretzel and Ephemeral Rift are complementary, they're the origin of humankind
ThunderCookie “Rift would not exist without the soft pretzel”? Or “Society would not exist without rift” Bc I feel like both would work
Does anybody feel hungry watching this? Because I do...
Dong ASMR ya
I went to Walmart after this
Yes 100% and I've basically not been eating any carbs for months now so definitely having one of these at Christmas - might try with mustard too 😀🥨🥨🥨🥨🥨
Finally, someone who has a true appreciation for the majesty of a soft pretzel with mustard. I prefer yellow mustard.
@Ephemeral Rift I wanted you to know that I went out and bought frozen SuperPretzels to eat with yellow mustard this evening because central Iowa doesn’t respect the soft pretzel like Philly does
"Im not gonna do a 10 minute long intro" *takes him 17 minutes to finally take a bite out of the pretzel
It wasn't 10 minutes long technically.
@@kaiserreich9991 yep it was only 17
Never seen a person so passionate for a soft pretzel,with mustard.
I’ve been wondering when are we ever gonna see beverage man or cheese man? I enjoy that series
ER: I heard they're gonna ban pretzels.
The Pretzel Man: allows me to introduce myself
i'm a man of wealth and pretzels. XD
Really awesome to learn about the history of the Pretzel around 36 minutes! The only thing though is that all that salt in the Pretzel makes me awful thirsty and aching for a delicious German Beer.
I was literally eating mustard as u posted this,, i can't believe i caught your vibe like that..
You guys are fuckin disgusting
@Ghastly that's the German way
@@АрсенийЧемырысТВ NEIN das ist einfach nur dämlich zum mindest sehe ich das so (in englisch :NO its just dumb AT least thats what i think)
@Ghastly I sip Ranch and scoop mustard. Especially when there is large mustard seeds involved.
@@vincelestrade3758 um what
The fact that this asmr channel is also a humour's channel just makes it so much better
You are truly an innovator in your field. Listening to this at the gym was a relaxing experience.
You cannot convince me that this man is not the john wick of asmr he could make a soothing relaxing video with a megaphone
Chumby challenge video. I hope he actually does that one day
Damn man. Chill out.
This man has my respect for eating a pretzel in 40 minutes
My man speaking facts about pretzels. Without them we are nothing.
I‘m from Bavaria, Germany. You’ve to come here to experience the perfect original pretzel. Or as we call it, Brezn
One of the best ASMRtist I have ever watched
Most ASMR people: school nurse roleplay!
Ephemeral Rift: MUSTARD PRETZEL
Man. I don‘t know if you know how much the intro meant to me. In almost every language but especially in English „I‘m fine“ or „Are you fine?“ is just a phrase. And it doesn‘t really mean anything. You don‘t care about what I feel and I don‘t really want to be bugging you with my feeling. And after a really tough beginning of the week it just it different. I don‘t know. Thank you E.R.. You truly are ‚the man‘.
Would never expect the rifts to make me hungry again
You got me laughing, They gonna ban pretzels lol alright that's it.. I need a pretzel now!
My boyfriend didn’t believe me when I told him that pretzels and mustard are amazing together, thank you for reminding me I’m not crazy. :)
I'm with your bf on this one. I can only imagine hotdogs having mustard on top lol
the eastern Pennsylvania in me is craving this at 9AM.
The moment where you forget about DIJON mustard
Know what else is god tier? Having a 45 minute video with no ads of our man with pretzels and mustard. He does the best for us
Rift: "without a 10 minutes introduction"
Also rift: *makes 10 minute intro*
Eating starts at 17:50
I don't know how you expected 804,000 people to share 2 pretzels but I didn't get a piece.
This is just 45:28 of a pretzel vendor trying to convince you to make a purchase
Wat a wholesome man who just likes pretzels and sharing :)
I appreciate when you closed the door softly behind you. Thank you for having the time.
As an East-Coast resident at heart, the best soft pretzel ever is a hot one with chunky, spicy mustard all over it, and salt all over the place. I mention the East Coast because, after moving to the Midwest, I realized people over here generally prefer cheese -- at least in this specific area -- and mustard is often entirely neglected.
Bruh I live in the Midwest and today was the first time I've ever even heard of mustard on a pretzel.
I wanna thank you real fast for not having annoying mid-roll ads in your videos. I was watching another ASMRtist's video to catch some z's and i woke up every ten minutes to an ad. Appreciate it, keep going!
"no 10-minute intro this time"* waits 18 minutes before actually eating anything*
I mean it wasn't 10 minutes
A Spicy mustard to compliment your heavens knot?! A most adequate choice If I do say so myself. You are a true beacon of light in these dark, oh so dark times, a man of true class.
*You generated some amazing tingly and therapeutic sounds from the wooden box 📦*
*YOU ARE FILLED WITH DETERMINATION*
That’s a cardboard box
It is rare I can stay awake for more than 5 minutes watching any video of yours. However, when I do, I am always pleasantly surprised and get quite a chuckle out of it. Some things you say actually make me burst out in laughter and I need that. So thank you for helping me sleep and relax, but also for making me laugh and brightening my day.
15:31 However you do it, however you want it , mustard will always get on you're finger nails.
“Let’s get started without a 10 minute introduction”
*doesn’t take a bite for over 17 minutes*
Imagine a post apocalyptic dystopian world wherein the Governments if the world came together to outlaw pretzels... He is the Pretzel man, but you... You can call him if you have mustard.
Hjjjjjjjjjjjjk
I really liked the sounds from the wooden crate, I’d love to see more of it! Thanks for the video!
Yo I had to check outside to see if my car was getting towed
Michael Scott lmaoo your pfp goes perfect with that question
Damn that's crazy, I don't remember asking tho
SpectreLegion that’s what i’m sayin
@@perhaps5095 I must have alzheimers, because I don't remember asking
The truck blew up in confetti
When he started reading about pretzels.... so many tingles with those whispers!!
Soft pretzels was quintessential to the making of the universe. Without soft pretzels we wouldn’t have Mt. Everest or the Home Depot parking Lot.
A phone without a case is a symbol of power
I am misophonic, therefore eating sounds cause me anxiety attacks. But when I stumble across asmr artist that are actually able to eat politely with their mouths closed and to not chew noisely, it gets almost comfortable. I noticed that you usually avoid salival sound also while talking despite the high quality mic, and I appreciate it SO much, in this video the thing that makes me uncomfortable is - apart from occasional saliva sounds - just that at some moments the chewing is too fast and triggers my misophonia. Thank you!
I always respect the fact that E.R. Makes really long videos that are always quality. Unlike a lot of other ASMRtists who often make much shorter videos to get ad revenue, he always goes for the quality of the video
You said u weren't going to do a 10 min long exposition but I like those
Am I the only one
Yeah
No bro I love those intros
Who would dislike this amazing work of art??
First we eat the pretzels, then we take the naps. Hopefully in that order, or else we will have a mustard mess.
Messtard*
Then
Is that a spaceballs profile pic
4:20 when its 3am and ur trying not to make noise while cooking high
Lmaoo truuuuu
"Let's move this noisy time bomb out of the way"
Uncle Rift- 2019
i swear this man never runs out of video ideas
I’ve never wanted a pretzel so bad in my life
Omg the best asmr is one that you DON'T have to wear headphones. This is amaaaaazzziiiinnnngggg!!
We need an Innsmouth Thrift Shop Black Friday Special!
Just wanted to come back to this and say thank you for the suggestion! This video should happen this week (barring unforeseen issues).
Ephemeral Rift Oh that’s awesome! Happy to help. I look forward to that. Thank you, sir. 👍
45 minutes and 2 pretzels?!? Are you kidding me? How can‘t you love this man
“wherever a Bavarian is not quite full, you will be there!” The Simpsons
eating with you is always a pleasure
Could you do more of the yellow mustard tapping and scratching in the future? That got me tingling real good.
The bag was giving me tingles!
I just imagined a whole opening with Margaret where all we see is a wall of the same red yarn that was attached to our brain and she snips through it one strand at a time until we can see her garden. 😴
Your eating ASMR vids are some of the very best on YT. Super relaxing.
Your grilled cheese and tomato soup ASMR is on my top of favourites, indeed ☺️☺️
Every morning I wake up in a bed that's too small and drive my daughter to a school that's too expensive and go to a job that pays too little. But on pretzel day... well I love pretzel day.
Nobody:
No one at all:
Not a single soul:
ER: thank you yellow mustard for your contribution
4:05 me trying to sneak a snack at 12 AM trying not to wake up my parents 😂
How does this man not have a million subscribers yet!? His videos are always off the most high quality!
I think you were supposed to put the pretzel on top of the mustard
Indeed
I have seen your youtube channal!
Oooh this is great, never knew anyone else to eat it like this. Its so good!
I know damn well he’s eating all those pretzels
This video is the reason I can't eat pretzels without mustard now, it's a satisfying combination ty ER
Nobody:
ER: ASMR MUSTARD
Me: "food" *click*
He just looks so happy with that pretzel, it's almost making me happy
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
9191doobius ...now say it like an actor.
@@DazeDream what kind of actor? A real one or AV?
Chill
The mustard shaking as if to say "it was my pleasure" made me very happy for some reason.
I don't remember anyone relocating my head onto a studio tripod. Must've been some anaesthetics for that surgery...
its so simple and wholesom, it actually adds to the asmr lol, unintentinally genius
Other ASMRtists: 3hrs non stop intense tingly relaxation for braingasms
Me: :|
Uncle E: Pretzel
Me: !!!! HOW DOES HE DO IT ?!?
Hey ER just wanted to say been here for a few years now and still love you! You are super down to earth and human which we need. Best person who does ASMR ever
You could.
You could eat a pretzel covered in mustard.
But why?
Why would you do that? Why would you do any of that?
jontron nigga
Ayy nigga jontron
There are an infinite answers to why.
Why not?
My man!
Cause it’s fucking delicious
The way this guy makes an enterance to his videos are so calm and relaxing, I always stop by to watch your videos, well done man!
in always video you ask 'how are you'
idk i just like it
One single moment of how you, Dear Sr. Rift, carefully opening the door and closing it the same carefull also super gentle way!..😌😌😌😌😌😌
I rewatched this ASMRly amazing, magically soothing moment for 4 times...😌😌😌😌😌😌😌
The true Master of Soothing a whole mind, soul and body in an ASMR Art!🙏🏻
Thank you for a wonderful work!🙏🏻