At least Santa (His name is an anagram for Satan BTW) didn't get the shit kicked out of him like in the recent AVGN video. But what do I know? Merry Christmas to you all and God bless.
I would love a paleontologist video where he just guesses dinosaur names and plays with dinosaur toys, maybe like we are a new recruit, and as he digs up dinos because he doesn't know them, he gets us to tell them what they are as "training" for us 🤣 Probably cause I'm a dino nerd 😅
Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you all. Anyone here and apart of this community deserves to feel a little peace and happiness amongst the chaos that comes with the holiday season. You are all blessings and every last one of you that is here will fulfill the purpose we are meant to ❤️
omg that's so unique and unusual to see! we don't celebrate Christmas here where I live, but your video has helped me a lot to feel less lonely on such a magical night!!!
Only just opened the app and was pleasantly surprised to see our very own Santa E inviting us to be an accessory to this jolly crime, truly a master of persuasion
You're a nice one, Uncle E Your roles fill me with glee From Corvus to the Deep One With you here, more sleep for me Uncle E Enjoy a nice Christmas breakfast With crumpets and teaaaaaa
I always love how much care you put into these videos, just the fact you recorded separate shots as Santa reacting to what’s said to immerse us that bit more with that classic rift humor is what makes you the best
Dude, I legit had a dream of you working at a food shop selling local food with like badly written pronunciation, and I was like "bro I love your ASMR" then I forgot the rest lmao
Yo rift, I love your vids, I listen to them almost every night because they help me sleep, I can't sleep normally, I'm up at like 4:am with my eyes closed as I lay there in my dark room till the sun rises, please make a mic scratching video, it will tremendously help😊
I love your sound assortment type videos so much, easily my favorite ASMR videos. Also your tapping is the only tapping that still makes me tingle. Thank you for all videos ER hope you had a good holiday!
My birthday is on the 27th, so I'll consider the great christmas heist an early bday gift. Merry Christmas Uncle E, and the rest of my fellow comment shroud spawn.
I went to Wooden Shoe bookstore and bought "How to Stay Alive In The Woods" I can now fulfill my dream of building a log cabin in the woods. Thanks, Uncle E!
Well it looks like I'm not getting any presents this year since the first thing I saw was Santa's unconscious body being dragged along the floor 😂 I can't wait to see how the elves get him out of Uncle E's interdimensional basement
I’m 5 seconds in and he’s dragging Santa across the room. I’m invested.
Literally 😂😂
Rift always goes all the way, no half measures
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the way I actually looked off and covered my mouth in pure shock, here I thought Ephemeral just stole presents but no, he stole the whole damn man
@@solidskullz5736santa had it coming >:3
Never did I think I'd see Santa Claus unconscious being dragged
Drunk,of cause❤
@s0ckman247thought it was a bizarre coincidence too haha
@@dinoboi_huetv7499it happened like a month ago now get over it
At least Santa (His name is an anagram for Satan BTW) didn't get the shit kicked out of him like in the recent AVGN video.
But what do I know?
Merry Christmas to you all and God bless.
@@dinoboi_huetv7499shut up
I would love a paleontologist video where he just guesses dinosaur names and plays with dinosaur toys, maybe like we are a new recruit, and as he digs up dinos because he doesn't know them, he gets us to tell them what they are as "training" for us 🤣
Probably cause I'm a dino nerd 😅
hmm.. i could see doing a dino themed video...
Especially with those monster hands you use in some of your videos!@@EphemeralRift
When Santa moved, I laughed so hard. I don't know why, but it was really funny😂
When he does that?
Ok nvm ive seen it XD
@@inkwizytorzfajalah9035what time?
@@inkwizytorzfajalah9035 character development
Those sedatives got santa fucked up 😂
Merry Christmas Uncle ER, I’m overjoyed to see you and Santa in the same room together, cleared up all my suspicions.
Theres a new santa claus round these here parts
Hilarious yet terrifying when Santa moved lmao
I barely noticed it and thought I was just tired
26:56 I thought it was a life size doll santa! And I was freaked out when santa scratched his nose! 😮 that was so good lol
Almost had a heart attack when Santa moved 😂
same
I unironically bought my family a huge roll of bubble wrap one year because they all loved the popping sounds it made
Are you, perchance, white and nerdy? LOL
That's amazing honestly, how long did it last before it was all popped through?
@@mel0dyy_couple months at LEAST. It was a pretty big roll as I recall.
When Santa moved I was in shock, That caught me so off guard.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you all. Anyone here and apart of this community deserves to feel a little peace and happiness amongst the chaos that comes with the holiday season. You are all blessings and every last one of you that is here will fulfill the purpose we are meant to ❤️
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hey Paul - happy holidays to you and your family. thanks for all the thought provoking and lovingly bizzare videos and takes in 2023. love you
I loved the fact that uncle E was so happy about the lamp shade at the end, the mood made my day lol
Not gonna lie I got startled when Santa actually moved😂
omg that's so unique and unusual to see!
we don't celebrate Christmas here where I live, but your video has helped me a lot to feel less lonely on such a magical night!!!
What a Splentastic Christmas gift! Thanks ER 🎉 🎄
When Santa clause started moving I was literally bricking it, he scared the absolute crap outta me 🤣
I could scream. You are so funny. So fun and so relaxing.
do it
scream
@@Sean-rt1uv😂
Please don’t be rude, people are trying to sleep
You would scream at this guy's opinions of the Holocaust
Love that every now and then, santa is just vibing in the background lol
Watching this on Christmas eve, hoping I fall asleep in 10 minutes. Merry Christmas Uncle Rift and let's get some sleep.
Same here goodnight person on the internet have a great Christmas.
Hsppy new year 🎉🎉
@@Teasnorter have a great new year!🎉🎉🎉
Only just opened the app and was pleasantly surprised to see our very own Santa E inviting us to be an accessory to this jolly crime, truly a master of persuasion
You're a nice one, Uncle E
Your roles fill me with glee
From Corvus to the Deep One
With you here, more sleep for me
Uncle E
Enjoy a nice Christmas breakfast
With crumpets and teaaaaaa
👌🏼
Gotta love when a good plan comes together, great job Uncle E! Thanks for having me on your crew for the job!
Merry Christmas, ER. Such a relaxing video. Definitely deserves more views and likes.
That is nothing that I never have seen before dude this man lights up my day😂
Most creative asmrtist there is. Bless you
I will never get tired of your sack jokes Uncle E, merry Christmas 😂
I couldn't even listen to this, I just slept immediately. Sleepy time on isle MY BED!
I always love how much care you put into these videos, just the fact you recorded separate shots as Santa reacting to what’s said to immerse us that bit more with that classic rift humor is what makes you the best
Dude, I legit had a dream of you working at a food shop selling local food with like badly written pronunciation, and I was like "bro I love your ASMR" then I forgot the rest lmao
I love you. Your voice is magic. You're amazing!!!!!! Oh the tingles. Love this.
Absolutely amazing as per usual
I LITERALLY JUMPED WHEN SANTA SCRATCHED HIS NOSE OMG
i love how Santa slowly wakes up through the video, watch him hes doing stuff every once an a while
Careful Rift, all Santas are part of a hive mind. Every Santa knows what's happening in every universe.
this is actually the most entertaining asmr i have ever watched i can’t even sleep to it because i’m to invested in the story
Still the asmr GOAT after all this time
Even after everything that’s happened with him, his content is still enjoyable
@@JAMMED_UP wdym
@@diegoflores3422 Oh, shit. I think that's really bad.
i got waaay too excited about the dinosaurs!! i used to have some that looked EXACTLY like the ones shown!!
Glad to know we tied up loose ends that the grinch missed.
Edit: Didn't expect that to be an actual point made.
2:38 I screamed
Yo rift, I love your vids, I listen to them almost every night because they help me sleep, I can't sleep normally, I'm up at like 4:am with my eyes closed as I lay there in my dark room till the sun rises, please make a mic scratching video, it will tremendously help😊
this video needs a sequel with ER dressed as santa
Aint gonna lie this cheered me up
Me three
I love your sound assortment type videos so much, easily my favorite ASMR videos. Also your tapping is the only tapping that still makes me tingle. Thank you for all videos ER hope you had a good holiday!
why when he was playing with the 2 dinosaurs, did i find that super relaxing. Like i need more of that
So Jack Skellington is confirmed a better Christmas thief than the Grinch?
got sent back to Halloween the moment santa moved, scared the life outta me.
Hope you and your family have a wonderful Christmas E! Thanks for another splentasic video/gift!
i just hear "kidnap the santie claws" while he's dragging santa
Merry Christmas. Hope you've had a good year❤
Ngl in the future this is going to be like a favorite Christmas asmr Gift that ephemeral rift can give us so thank you for giving us these gift
Cannot wait to see what new tissue package does with its life. I think we should name it Richie
This is absolutely amazing. Merry Christmas everyone
30:18 he had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever in exchange for his reputation again
Lol
How far gone do you have to be to think like this
I have replayed that one part three times and still not getting it. That may be a good thing, perhaps 🤷♂️
@@KlebsonOliveiraSilvayeah. You probably dont want to know tbh. Save ur impression of rift :)
@@dex1309 Oh, stop being offended by everything and you'll join the same level of clairvoyance.
Absolutely amazing.
Honestly when he sat up it freaked me tf out 😂
POV: You are desperate for Coal and you do everything necessary to be in the naughty list
Merry Christmas Uncle E ❤️ I’m sure you’ll make a much better Santa
Never thought Uncle E was the partner in crime I needed
Hope you have a splentastic Christmas ER.
My birthday is on the 27th, so I'll consider the great christmas heist an early bday gift. Merry Christmas Uncle E, and the rest of my fellow comment shroud spawn.
My birthday is on the 26th lol
T-Rex is my favorite dino!
The night before Christmas u got a bowl full of jelly 🗣️‼️🔥💯💯🔥🔥
Early viewers club let’s go! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone.
Merry Christmas Rift this is a great present thank you.
Started off with him dragging Santa into the room, unconscious or otherwise. Now I gotta figure out how he got him in there to begin with.
I’m with Santa, Pauline rocks ❤
This man is 52. and his level of creativity is raising more and more others think they have to stop with UA-cam..
Thanks for the entertaining video ER!! Happy Holidays!!
I went to Wooden Shoe bookstore and bought "How to Stay Alive In The Woods" I can now fulfill my dream of building a log cabin in the woods. Thanks, Uncle E!
I wonder what our good old Dr. Corvus is doing for his Christmas festivities this year 👀
Holy shit, Santa moving made me jump!
What a treat. So glad I'm alone this year lol
It’s past midnight and Santa still hasn’t come down the chimney. Now I see why
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES
Best Christmas gift. Thank you. And Merry Christmas 🤍❤️
You never cease to amaze me with how many crazy ideas you have. Got a small scare when Nicholas started moving around.
the moving Santa gave me a jumpscare 🤣😅
This is the upload ever, Merry Christmas Paul!
24:00 UF MENTIONED RAHHH🐊🐊🐊🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WHAT IS A GOOD SCHOOL 🔥🔥🦅🇺🇸
I honestly don’t care what he said on that god awful platform I’m just here to sleep
Same
Best part it's 1pm here😂
He is definitely one of the asmr goats 🐐
nah seeing Santa move scared the hell outta me at first, before I started laughing
26:49 scared me so bad lmao
I wouldnt want to steal christmas with anyone else :)
This is the quality content I subscribed for, Merry Christmas Uncle E
Beautiful for this old grinchy soul to see
A new lampshade? Does this mean Mr. Lampshade will be making a long awaited return?
This was a great video uncle ER I watched your old depression videos and it helped a lot merry Christmas er
First, let’s go. Also, love the fact that E is dragging a dead Santa Claus in the beginning.
Santa moving scared the everloving crap out of me 😭
All these shenanigans in nothing but socks 🤌
POV: You are the grinch and you hired Ephemeral Rift to help you kidnap Santa and steal Christmas
1:12:22 A fine addition to the Arkham Sanitarium Fire Department!!!
Oh we gonna get permanent naughty list
Thank you ephemeral rift
13:25 alright im gonna stop yappin was so funny
Yappington
Uncle ER, you are like Valve. You will never release Sleep for the sleepless 3.
Well it looks like I'm not getting any presents this year since the first thing I saw was Santa's unconscious body being dragged along the floor 😂
I can't wait to see how the elves get him out of Uncle E's interdimensional basement