How to break Civilization VI by bribing the AI
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How to break Civilization VI by bribing the AI: Money = Power.
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I actually thought Kevin was having a kid and I nearly had a heart attack
Same😂
Kevin shouldn’t have a kid, especially after how he treats kids in the Sims
Oh God that's scary
@@nicholasdelpizzo1594 agreed
@Delta but it would be a list of numbers and random words 😂
I've witnessed the birth of Turg, it's A miracle. I've never seen anything as beautiful as him.
Its...so 💘😻💜💛💚🧡💘
Especially his nose 😂😂
they should make a MTG card of him with that quote
This game is just training for Kevin when he becomes the world's leader.
Yeah but he’ll mandate we all learn chess for his gf, and I respect that lol
@@ryanwatt6706 Cheese
@@JJLiu-xc3kg ~cHeEsE, ChEeSe FoR eVeRyOnE~
Thank you snivy Very Epic
Kevin can help us in this pandemic. He is are only hope!
Catherine, the Queen of France: *introducing herself*
Kevin: WHO ARE YOU????
Kevin: chooses Rome and bribes barbarians to fight their enemies and even makes his allies fight each other so he can take over after the dust has settled
Rome: ah yes, one of our own
well, considering that kevin knowns about the soup thing in ireland, no wonder he would do an accurate Rome Run in Civ
Barbarians: soon
"When in Rome, do as the Romans do." or something like that...
@@Paratroopersteark The what thing in Ireland
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 During the great potato famine protestant churches gave out soup to children under the condition of "educating" them about protestant believes.
Thought we were about to have the announcement of First Name O'Reilly for a second there.
Kevin: being a proud father of turg
Me: remembering what happened happened when turg found out Daithi might have been his father
When did that happen?
@@melissalonla blue shelled his ass
@@melissalonla A video named "turg".
As a very wise rhymer said
“If they don’t take the bribe they get the ring of fire”
"and it burns burns burns"
But... bribe and fire don't rhyme...
@@ninja34744 idiot they clearly do
@@Retrofins “the burning ring of fire”
@@Mr_Dravus no... that's what we call a "slant rhyme"
“How to break Civilization IV by bribing the AI”
That’s one way to do it, but another way to break Civilization and other games is to just be Kevin
I thought War Gandhi already broke the game, Kevin is just finishing the job.
Kevin was created to break every game
despite how he treats children in most games, i feel like Kevin would actually be a great dad
*Insert video of Kevin dropkicking a baby*
Honestly generally for a second I thought Kevin was having a child and my first thought was pls be named Jim
No one likes you
Jk love you Benny boi 😘
What, when he is not even married? He's a good catholic boi, ya know
@@MrDUneven I always thought he was more 'culturally Catholic' ngl
The word is *genuinely* btw. I hate to grammar police, but it’s good to know.
Sean Bean: exists
Kevin:"And I took that personally."
Is it pronounced shon bon or sheen been? lol jk
Kevin’s pronouncing it, Shawn Bean
"my writing is atrocious"
did you forget that you wrote the masterpiece that is the supermarket monster?
The title could’ve just been “how to break civilization” and it would be on brand for Kevin
Lmaaaaooooo
Hello rinqueen, nice to see you again!
@@Hacker_Kamyko Hey, same to you!
If you want Civ VI breakages, you should look at The Spiffing Brit. The guy that played Blasmophobia with Kevin?
That instrument that was playing was a Karnyx (my name, yay). It was a sort of war horn made out of brass, usually resembling an animal that was used by the celts
....so it could have been a goat shaped instrument?
@@felesnocis yeah, could have been. The animal a Karnyx is meant to represent is often ambiguous, but I guess some might have been modeled after goats
Its actually super fortuitous that you'd be here to share that! Thanks!
Dope
All my roommates are just as obsessed with kevins videos as me, so when you walk around this house you constantly hear "Hey there friends, my names Kevin" all through the house
“Hello, I’m trouble” should be the motto of the channel
Royalty free music is so fiitting for slaying all the other nations in Civilization VI
I can't be the only one missing the "KEVO" logo, right?
It was my reason to sub him. Kevo logo gone but not forgotten 😢
I remember the first time I noticed it, I will always remember it.
Me too
I’m not crazy there used to be a intro at one point right
I swear my heart breaks a little every time I see a video coming up without the kevo tag
I feel like Kevin should be an option for a ruler. Spreading the word of GLASHNOK through violence, money, and chaos.
I feel like there's a joke involving Kevin not understanding wheels and him being hit by a car.
Kevin: "I didn't expect that thing to move"
Judge: "Kevin it was a parked car"
I'm not surprised Kevin wanted to befriend barbarians.
One of his own
Even barbarians can not resist his strong will for friendship.
“Send the barbarians after Sean Bean” is comedy gold 😂
I guess Sean Bean died one more time with that thorough roast from Kevin.
irrelivent but i stand in solidarity with ur username ahahaa
Kevin: “I have a little bundle of joy on the way.”
*Flashbacks to him dropkicking a baby over yogurt*
Jim, help us...
(Thankfully it was just Turg)
I think turg's already been dropkicked. Just look at that face.
Kevin:
1. Betrays everyone
2. Is at war with most of the map
3. Friends with the Germans
Where have I heard that before? (Italy)
You missed the part where Rome is in Italy XD
"what do you know Rome was built in a day"
Kevin definitely made this video for the sole purpose of making this joke
Thank God, I don't have to call child protective services, pre-emptively. That opening statement caught me off guard lmao
I could not breath after laughing so hard seeing Turg being born
Turg turg turg
Turg is life turg is love
Turg like fire
Turg think fire hot
TURG HUNGY
So smooth as well, expected an explosion of an incoherent scream.
@@PotatoesAreElite TURG ANGY
@@kestrels-in-the-sky why turg angu
*Me: watching Kevin give birth to Turg*
Also me: not expecting anything less
Kevin i actually thought you were having a child and I panicked lol
Kevin: "I've got a little bundle of joy on the way"
Me: *panics for the child's safety and worries about Kevin's chaotic genes being passed on"
0:03 I have never felt so many emotions in the space of a second before.
"Meet the Barbarians" sounds like it would make for a great movie... starring Turg.
Kevin I still hold the cursor over your hand and imagine we're holding hands, when will you love me back?
That's pretty sweet
@@mega_bird700 Sweet? Are you sure that's the right word?
@@OneOfYourFrenchGirIs better than what I was going to say initially
Kevins playing as the Roman's and actively looking for barbarians 😂
Day 3 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine
Poggers turg. You have your own youtooz! Congratulations
Noice
Hi Turg!
Me like Turg
Haha Turg go yootooz
When Kevin does have a kid for real, Elon Musk will be jealous of Kevin's naming abilities.
YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK WITH THE BUNDLE OF JOY
i had a dream last night
where i met my kevin
and he invested all of his money in roblox hats
and then he sold all of them for double
and we bought digging equipment
its me again thanks i never had this many likes Thank you guys
I can’t believe Jim is letting Kevin keep the new bundle of joy.
Kevin: I don't know why, i'm just a little angry today.
People in Kevin's basement: I'm in danger.
Day 50 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventure: Wild Horse Rescue
Wow that's a pretty popular game
YES OMG
are you the new Beef Stew
Do it Kevin
Neigh neigh
Kevin you got me back into the Civilization games, please keep making videos on this.
I would love to see you take over everything in the game, personally that's what I try to do in my playthroughs.
I know why the turg youtooz arrived so late, his face was really hard to make in comparison with “normal persons”
Hey all it’s time to cook, do you wanna be a mafia boss or a level 1 crook? If you wanna be a boss you should cook. If you wanna be a cool irish lad, go and bring back baking bad!
#bringbackbakingbad
the turg youtooz is the cutest thing ever
Of course
He rivals the cutest of baby yoda, which is the HIGHEST level of cuteness one can reach
@@EatTheRich848 no baby yoda is overated
@@ioankibble8866 😱
@@EatTheRich848 not called baby yoda
Kevin: I got a little bundle of joy on the way.
Anna: Hold up.
The concept of Kevin being in control of any civilization is scary at best
Thank you kevin for your content, this is going to get buried in the sea of comments but your videos help me out so much, recently I've been going through some stuff and your videos help me through so much and they help me free my mind
How to break civilization:
Step 1: Be Kevin
This video is basically "I play both side so that I always come out on top"
I didn't even have time to react before he pulled out Turg, it was like getting whiplash twice
Kevin is so much better at this than I was expecting, please do more :0
my friends sometimes call me sian bean... i feel as though i’ve been personally attacked
holy shit a fellow sian bean out in the wild!! my friends do the same thing
At the beginning I was so happy for you Kevin I thought you were finally getting a puppy ):
That royalty free music hits different
Alternative title “Sean Bean getting violated for 11 minutes and 52 seconds”
the Turg yootooz is what's giving me hope in this pandemic. Thank you, Kevin. Turg, turg
When you said you were expecting a little bundle of joy, I was expecting a poop joke. Turg is much better.
I love that Asmr is a silent penguin. The irony.
Ngl when he said the little bundle of joy thing all I could see was the video of him kicking that baby doll and I genuinely feared for that child's life for a good few seconds lol
Nearly died when you said you've a little bundle of joy on the way..then you raise Turg.
So Terroriser has to keep to his word now right, "A Turg Youtooz I'd buy the shit out off that!" -Brian Michael Hanby (2020)
"No Kevin, a goat is not an instrument."
Salesman Kevin, for some reason, just had me think of the bazaar from Aladdin, except all the merchants are Kevins and all the various and sundry items are Turg.
Hey, Don’t insult Sean bean like that! It’s already bad enough that he literally cannot be alive for more than 30 minutes. Good thing I wasn’t in the game or else I would’ve reduce your city to a pile of irradiated rubble!
He's doing more than fine in Snowpiercer, though. He even survived an ice age. 😁
4:40 "Your knowledge of wheel has advanced considerably."
The kind of notification I would have expected to be the closing line of Turg's initial Mario Kart appearance.
Day 9 of telling Kevin “I love and understand this content”
And also asking for a twitch emote of Jesus doing yoga
Why would you want a "jesus doing yoga" twitch emote
@@unseen6940 why wouldn't you want that?
@@unseen6940 have you ever watched the chaos streams?
@@IamaPERSON fair
@@autismgaming5311 OH WAIT NEVER MIND i get it now i thought of jesus from those but not the yoga part
Kevin : wait.. Grenada? Where did you come from?
My grandfather : *drops on the floor and ducks for cover*
I love how Kevin describes the "barbarians" considering for most of European history it was the irish who were considered "barbarians"
Edit: half way through this video I've had to come to terms with the fact that Kevin's strategy isnt actually terribly unroman.
I cant wait for Turg to arrive
Day 299 of telling Kevin to revisit the Bee Movie Game
Oh snap, almost 300!
The sheer commitment you have to this is inspiring
Person: *Where do you live?*
Also another person: *What Ya Gonna Do About It?*
Person 1: *Uh, where?*
Person 2: *What Ya Gonna Do About It? *
I have to imagine that Turg has got to be the weirdest thing the Youtooz designers have modelled
thanks for the happy chemicals kevin, i really needed them today
"The road to Spain is dangerous" Do we fancy re-iterating that to Bojo through covid?
I've never physically facepalmed due to a Kevin video before, but that "push, puuuush" at the beginning got me good. Well done, man! Love your ridiculous humor.
"How I built [The Pyramids] without the wheel I have no idea" - Kevin, the man who does not know that's exactly how The Pyramids were originally built.
Finally! I have been waiting and suggesting this for a while!
“Grey Rat Clan”? Are they Petty King Rat Boy’s ancestors?
Loved the ad for Saks 5th ave during this video, really spot on for me as I am out of carry bags for the grocer.
Kevin is actually much better at strategy games than I think he’d like us to believe.
Idk he waited until turn 41 to get another town. At that point he's behind, unless he's playing on the easiest difficulty
4:35 **joke passing over my smooth brain**
**coming to the end of the video**
Me: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol
I've just realised that he only does the zoom-in in his intro when he doesn't have a sponsor.
Completely thought we were going to have an actual lil kev for a second there dear lord
I thought for some reason you were doing this with spiffing brit because he breaks these games all the time
8:43
I feel like you can really tell Kevin enjoys his job here 😂😂
I've only got enough money to buy one YouTooz and the new Jacksepticeye one is coming the same time as Turg. This is a hard choice.
I am so happy for you Kevin
I hope that he grows up to be just like is dad
I almost legitimately thought Kevin was having a kid at the start of this video
"what ya gonna do about it" is the same vibe as "cash me outside"
Anyone seen any good movies recently? Random question of the day
I've rewatched Pulp Fiction.
Jojo Rabbit
Blitz. It's an old film (2010/2011) but I watched it recently. A fun action movie with a great cast and a really cool twist ending (imo at least).
@@IamaPERSON pretty good movie, Quentin always has amazing/great cinematography in his films and he knows how to add presence to the actors.
@@ladydixon9651 that the one with Jason Statham?
You know you love a youtuber when you watch every video and don't care about what they are playing/doing, you just watch for the personality.
Day 71 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save
Dude your eyes in the beginning. You either just woke up or just railed a big 'ol bowl o' the wacky tobacky! xD
I was going to say who in the world would let kevin hit, then i remembered i would
6:57 "Hello, I am trouble" Kevin's in-game behavior in a nutshell
I wonder if this comment gets enough likes that Kevin will play “not for broadcast” because I would love to see the absolute chaos that he could cause