I went back in time to make the dark ages even darker
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
- I somehow made the dark ages even darker
They didn't call them the dark ages for nothing.
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And myself :D
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the description of jim pickens being "a robust drama queen" is so true
He is a snack of a robust drama queen 😳
Nice pfp
Edwin picking up his unconscious friends to put them inside was literally the cutest thing I've seen in months.
This is the most compassionate incarnation of Jim that we’ve ever seen
Edit: Nevermind. Rip Mil House
Congrats on the heart
F in the chat for Mil house
@@LynnAgain83 F
He is still the most compassionate incarnation though.
@@IamaPERSON thank you, it has given me enough serotonins to get me through the year
Edwin was such an MVP, everyone else was unconscious from heatstroke and there he was, caring for them and working
What a hero.
"Research is at 1 and he's still doing it"
Of course Kevin... That's the highest priority
Finally, another Rimworld-player! xD
I'm happy this comment was at the top for me, I was about to write the same
@@xxMaro92xx Hello! :D
Rimworld ftw
Yeah, I get the impression Kevin has never played Rimworld. Think of the horrors Jim Pickens would inflict on a rimworld...
Plot Twist: This settlement would eventually grow to become the Kingdom of Fecktopia in The Sims Medieval, and Leader Jim Pickens is the ancestor to King Jim Picket I.
Also, play more of this game, it's amazing. And you add so much.
The kingdom was built over the bones of thousands Milhouses.
@@gannielukks1811 *Milhice
@@vanguardiris3232nice
Mil House: "I'm the smartest one! Everything's coming up Mil House!" Five Minutes Later: Mil House is murdered and decapitated.
Seems legit.
It’s Lord of the Flies all over again.
And cooked
And cut into small pieces to be eaten by his friends.
@@julianfitter832 I got a friend in me!
11:09 "Sometimes I feel like Im early access" - Kevin
Damn, I felt that.
Kevin: specifically allows human meat on the campfire
Settlers: cook Mil House
Kevin: *surprised Pikachu face*
Game: Going Medieval
UA-cam: No! This is RuneScape!
i saw this so i went to the comments to make sure i wasn't being stupid
No! This is founders Fortune!
No! This is the google play store version of Rimworld!
The algo’s built by folks who only speak foreign languages. Whaddaya expect?
So do you think Kevin will eventually figure out that 1 is the highest priority for tasks and 5 the lowest?
I don't think so..
Maybe with likes on your comment so he can see it will help x)
No
Isn't the answer 0? I'm sorry, I'm terrible at mathematics. Might need a calculator for that one.
lol lets hope so it was a lil difficult to watch
He should understand that given he's played Rimworld which has the exact same system.
How religion began :
"Hey, I'm bored, want to worship something?"
We can make a religion out of this
@@whyarepeareturns3739 Yes, let's worship the dear leader Jim Pickens
This is literally just rimworld with less robots
Also Kevin seems to have a completely backwards understanding of the job priorities, 1 being greatest priority, 5 being lowest.
I was thinking the same thing this looks like rimworld.
I've got a few hours into this game already it is exactly rimworld but no robots and 3D, from the looks of it they have plans for a bunch of neat stuff and I highly recommend the game, and yes Kevin is known to play games completely incorrectly for our amusement of watching things completely unfold and become chaotic and have him sit there asking "why?" 😂 its why I love his videos
Exactly as rimworld- Maybe they coppied it
Yeah the numbers thing had me raging, i reckon Kevin was trolling us with that one
Well i didn't see any organs being harvested nor did i see any human leather sofas so this game still has a long way to go.
Kevin: "What am I going to do with all these cabbages?!"
My inner German: "Make sauerkraut and survive the winter!"
I love how Kevin is actually a competent player in this game, like sure the food might rot and the priorities are wrong but still its much better than his rimworld playthrough
Wait, he played rimworld?
How did he mess up the priority system?
@@bobthebox2993 he thought 5 is highest priority when it's 1
Yes he played rimworld and made a cult, but sadly stopped
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this lmao.
I truly think that Kevin is a master gamer, he just enjoys being the lord of chaos to much to show it.
Not like the dude needs to be competent, for you lot to sit through his 10 Ads per video...
I love how Edwin's status changes from annoyed to disillusioned right as Kevin mentions him being annoyed.
Kevin has that effect on people I guess.
" harvest all of these and you can make your wine. "
" then will you stop your w(h)ining ? "
this is the content i subscribed for.
@Winnie agreed, you got the *spirit*
@Winnie that joke was on pint
@Jim Pickens that joke has alrdy been made, now change it or I will make u whisky u were never born
"We haven't made up our minds on child labor"
Is it good, or is it great?
Neither, child labor is fantastic
Kevin: _”How many ads can I stick on each child labour video?”_
"I made a settlement for people whose only purose is to die"
You don't even need a settlement for that, any NPC that comes across Kevin know that from that moment on their only purpose is to die
oh god you’re everywhere
The real ogs remember when that was the title
Dang it, now my pun doesn't make sense.
I guess their “Destiny Istodie”
yes
Okay, this game is super interesting. I'd like to see it revisited, actually.
I like to imagine that this Jim is one of modern Jim’s ancestors.
one of his earlier incarnations^^
Pre-Sims 3 Medieval era?
No, Jim Pickens is just Jim Pickens. Didn’t you know he is immortal? That’s my he’s gone crazy
@@yashuab.2979 I think hes constantly dying and coming back to live in one way or the other. Its just that every couple of lifetimes he forgets everything he lived though. He has a severe case of amnosia you see. Im afraid its incurable. It doesnt help matters that he always ends up killing the people around him so he theres no one to remind him of his legendary adventures. "They were all a bunch of Mil Houses" he would tell you (if he could even remenber them).
Says “And then someone can research for the rest of their lives...” as if it’s a terrible punishment
Me, looking at thesis ...I agree
Ooh! What's your thesis about?
@@catpresident08 I've done a study of the work practices of people who develop AI, and their moral beliefs, and motivations :) the research itself has been fascinating, but the writing up...oh boy, send thoughts and prayers
@@SJ-yu5zk sounds really interesting! I hope I can read it someday.
Oof! I just finished half-assing a 7000 word paper. I can't even begin to fathom writing a thesis.
Sending you ALL the thoughts and prayers you need. ♥️
Well done with getting the paper done! What was it about? Tbh I’ve been treating my thesis like a series Of 7000 word papers, otherwise I will spontaneously combust
Thankyouuu 💜
@@SJ-yu5zk it was about the difficulty of access to and insufficiency of the provincial human rights system with respect to international students, and the need for a bridge or a reform to remedy the issue.
A series...of 7000....
I am in awe of you!
Keep going! You got this!!!!!
I am not ashamed to say I laughed too hard at Kevin's rendition of "that's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life..."
I love how whenever Kevin calls a character in any game "Jim" that character immediately starts acting like Jim.
Day 3 of thanking Kevin for playing Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue
(and prepping a thank you for when he gets a PO Box)
Nice
@@VocalicCrayfish day 1 of thanking you for thanking him for thanking Kevin
@@ChinstF day 1 of thanking you for thanking him for thanking for thanking him for thanking Kevin.
@@martychisnall Day 2 of thanking you for thanking him for thanking him for thanking him for thanking him for thanking him
@@ruderman8939 Oh god. They're stuck in an endless loop.
Game: * everything's going pretty well *
Kevin: Well, guess it's time for a sacrifice :D
This looks like a 3d rimworld in a medieval setting
Ikr
yeah, this is a straight up copy of rimworld but in 3d lol
Kevin do more Rimworld stuff!!
@@buckleandthelads7806 ikr his rimworld videos were too underrated
did you notice the +4 for eating at a table?
It's beautiful, Kevin. Brings a tear to my eye. So beautiful.
Kevin is literally a one man monty python sketch lol
There was canibalism in Monty Pythom? Huh, thats unexpected.
@@pedrovallefin8406 "In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels...and there was much rejoicing". Yayyyyy.
"sometimes i feel like IM in early access" - callme, 6th in line to the throne of kevin
He gave the settlers beds? Jim Pickens is feeling generous today
Whenever kevin said “Edwin”, I just imagined he was speaking to me😂
Eat Mill House now
How does it feel to know jim
Kevin: Starts a settlement
The fan base: "I guess it's time to settle down then."
"I am a good man."
Kevin said while cooking human meat
*"I made a settlement for people whose only purpose is to die" so in other words you made the medievial version of the sims?*
No no, Sims Medieval was a garbage game. This one actually looks *fun.*
@@KorilD oh
This is beautiful Kevin, KEEP PLAYING THIS GAME!!!
Making a settlement only for the soul purpose of them dying isn’t the first time that’s been introduced
Any game :we have nothing to fear he will make a peaceful village kevin: no must kil everything must glitch game game Dev watches video game Dev ahh God wtf
Oh-
sole*
“Aw man, I’m a good person.”
Aw yes the thing every good person says.
Kevin: All our food is rotting
Me: Put your food underground Kevin it’s cold underground Kevin
Yes Kevin. Listen to this person Kevin!
Id love to see more of this game, fits perfectly with your personality XD
Jesus was a carpenter.
Jim is a carpenter.
*I'm beginning to see a pattern I don't like here.*
What's next, KEVIN being a carpenter?
@@IamaPERSON No. Kevin is just god
@@nickmoney Kevin is god ,,, Jim is Kevin's creation,,,, guys I think we're connecting some dots we weren't supposed to find
On one hand you're implying Jim is divine and Kevin is literal god, but this pattern can also mean there's some freaky shit going on in whatever basement Jesus has...
Accepted, this is canon now.
You'll probably never see this, which is understandable.
But your content quite literally saved my life in the last year.
I cannot say thank you enough, Kevin.
@wrvolkmann I have to agree with you. It's honestly done the same for me. (Ps if you need someone to talk to feel free to ask me)
I hope you’re both doing okay ❤️
hey, i hope youre doing ok :)
Milhouse before Godstan-
plants all the crops
Does all the research
Sleeps on the floor so Jim can have his bed
Godstan comes along
Kevin - "Ew Milhouse is useless now!"
just a little tip: when you manually assign them the jobs 1 has the highest priority and 5 the lowest. So if you put it on 1 they do it whenever possible
"Wait...its all cabbage?"- Kevin "Always has been"- also Kevin
This is such a good game, I'd love more episodes
whats it called?
Oh no!! Kevin is back with his shenanigans. Welp RIP poor NPC's.
Kevin is the only creator on UA-cam that I go back over the old videos and rewatch.
Man's a legend.
Day 84 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life
Hi Turg
Tuuuuurg
;)
@@hannah27117 hi!!
@@zeventine hi
Damn this is basically Jim’s shining character moment
Ahhh Yesss
This new 2001 Runescape update looks awesome
"Mom can we get RimWorld"
"We have RimWorld at home"
RimWorld at home:
I was just wondering if anyone else noticed how it is a very blantant rimworld reskin. Like the menus and major mechanics are all the same / similar
I prefer this to RimWorld.
What percentage of Kevin's titles have the words "die," "death," or "kill" in them?
Yes
Well I had to go back 1 month to find 1 and it was "speed running KILLing my entire neighborhood in Sims 4" so I guess not that many. How many of his videos contain death is a much more common thing.
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977Huh. That's surprising. Thanks for looking!
@@calebricks4890 Yeah the content definitely has a lot of death but probably not going to get as many youtube recommendations if all your titles are murdery as they probably don't like that.
Ugh, if Kevin had built some of my kind (providing us with some tea of course) then his fort would have no problems,
Kevin, I’ve been watching you for years but have never commented or anything as I just don’t do that online. You’re hilarious and all of your videos are great. Keep it up man!
It's beautiful! Can we get more? This game seems fun, I wanna see you break it. And if there's a multiplayer version, invite the Irish Lads
"I made a settlement for people whose only purose is to die"
...Soo basically any settlement build by kevin.
That is the original title. Don't know why he changed it.
Lmao this is hilarious we need a full series of this
Thought you'd make another cult kevin, come on you need power and numbers.
Hey beeg Yoshi, how are you?
14:07 "Godstan is using the great table! His intellectual is 25!" It looks like all that God stanning made him wise 📚 🪱
*9:44** the most stereotypical thing Kevin has done, also my dads family used to own barley fields*
Would love Kevin to revisit this game sometime soon, I really enjoyed his playthrough and I believe there's been updates.
*"I somehow made the dark ages even darker" somehow, that isn't the worst thing you've done*
Kevin fits this time period perfectly.
"Hey there friends hows it going my name is Kevin" absolutely makes my day, thank you Kevin for getting me through quarantine
I realized yesterday I started watching Kevin like 4 years ago now before I even bothered to make a UA-cam account. Honestly loved every video, just always brightens my day. I still kinda miss the little “Kevo” that was in the corner of the older videos hahaha
@@technician0096 True true
@@technician0096 same man same
how the hell did you mess up 'there'?
@@janpavel1441 dude, all you do is correct people's spelling mistakes. You must have a really interesting life my dude.
Game: "Going Medieval"
UA-cam: "Ah Yes...RuneScape."
Did you just cop @Taurus The Crazy Bull's comment?
@@RenekrioZero pretty sure. it was the one below and that was my first thought
Day 5 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii
No, nope not going through months of this again
Jim is already a Disney Princess
Oh god I used to play that...
Please Kevin, bless us with more, even a different settlement if you wish
I made a settlement of people whose sole purpose was to die
Lord of the flies: am I a joke to you kevin
"I just don't want my people to die!"
Words Kevin has never ever said before in his life
Bore Ragnarok, how I've missed you.
"Jim..! I have to tell you. I dislocated my shoulder trying to lock the door" "I'm surrounded by idiots"
This is giving me Stonehearth vibes. Hopefully the devs don't spend years making the game's framework, then decide it's good enough and declare it finished.
Kevin: "They're trying to run! No, I am gonna eat you!" 😂
Kevin ruining everyone's comments and puns by changing the title is a true (evil) power move.
I'm pretty sure the colonists butchered Mil House before Kevin realized it was happening. And it was hilarious that he kept telling his colonists to prioritize exactly the opposite of what he wanted them to do.
Nobody calling Kevin a military genious for his sticktrap placement?
Its.....*sheds a tear*.....its beautiful.....
*"first Jim you need to be armed and dangerous" just like in real life*
Brilliant ...I loved the moment of realisation...”Oh wait, I know what happened to the body...”
kevin not understanding what the numbers in the priority settings mean hurt me physically
edit: if you dont get it, the _lower_ the number, the higher the priority. That's why the guy cooked instead of researching
It's an early access game with an extensive roadmap. I have put a little over 30 hours into the game so far while taking my time and have everything unlocked you can currently unlock. It's a fun game and has massive potential, I hope it continues without too many issues. It has it's quirks but its pretty enjoyable! I built a big ass compound and have learned quite a bit about the game mechanics. Can't wait until more content is released!
What's the game called?
Day 720 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
I'd LOVE to see more of this !!
rip the old name of "i made a settlement whose only purpose is to die."
"The Joy of Cooking Milhouse" :D
The tittle reminds me of my dad’s house. Good memories
More of this game please Kevin, I need to see you capturing someone and using surgery to take their organs for your pawns.
Day 5 of asking Kevin to play Pink Panther: Passport to Peril
"Sometimes I feel like I'm early access" - oof! I feel that 😂
If Kevin liked this I think he’d like rimworld
He's played rimworld a lot actually.
10:36 "We could make a religion out of this" -The history of the world I guess
Day 49 of telling Kevin he's loved and appreciated
Loved the video. Going medieval is going places.... lol
Day 46 of asking Kevin to do a cover of monster from adventure time: obsidian
Dude the whole Mil sacrifice thing would make for a super cool backstory, imagine :
Mil was actually the chosen one and now the god is pissed. Villagers chose a random kid and told him he is the chosen one instead of the dead guy that disappeared, and the kid believes it all despite not having any power, any perks, anything. Then he struggles to meet the villagers’ expectations because with each year passing they all start to believe their lie that the kid is in fact the chosen one instead of the dude they murdered.
In case someone is curious about why Jim kept working on the research table: Kevin set his priority for researching on 1, which is the highest, so Jim would always try to do that if possible. He should have set it to 5 to make Jim avoid doing research because of his low intelligence stat
Bro idk how I've been watching your videos for like 10 years and you still crack me up.
UA-cam thinks this game is Runescape.......
This game has the best Rimworld vibes I have seen in awhile, I wonder if they have insanity in the game yet. There is a part of me that wants to see Edwin, Noob, and Godstan lose their collective minds while Jim sits back enjoying a pint.