Thank you for watching me destroy the history of Europe and also RTGame. If you also want to become a petty king rat boy, Crusader kings 3 releases September 1st! You can check it out here: play.crusaderkings.com/CallMeKevin
Considering how for most of England's history it was, "Oh no, everyone's invading the British Isles," I think it's understandable. They just learned by example.
Kevin's surprisingly strategic in a lot of games, he doesn't always come out on top (especially while playing Coming Out On Top) but he often manages to get by reasonably well while setting the others up to fail. He's a sneaky lil' mischief.
@@starlittardis2049 Not to mention he's actually super good and competent at other games like CoD when he actually try. The whole gag with his channel is him messing up everything intentionally in a funny way, so I think we tend to forget that it's all for the laugh, and he's actually really good at playing games. :P
@@akedus44 Not to mention he's clearly very charismatic. He managed to get a pretty large number of red dead redemption players together and be a "posse". If you've played any Rockstar game online you'd know how difficult it is to get people to stop killing you let alone convincing a shit ton of them to work together. Plus he only records videos in 40 minute sections so he did it quickly too. I always find that hilarious and pretty impressive of him lol. He's more clever than he gives himself credit for.
Them talking about their army’s “Jack had two sticks and a carton of milk, I had a couple of little guys.” “I had a bucket of rats and made the most of it!”
A bucket of rats seems to go a long way"-Kevin AKA rat king 2020 Also Kevin: " I had a bucket of rats and I made the most of it" Kevin, did you have a hand in the plague?
The fact that Kevin has skill level 100 in charisma and persuasion IRL is honestly kinda terrifying. He can convince anyone to do just about anything for him... even help him become the king of England, like a true cult leader.
@@serotonin.scavenger This is true, but also there's the cryptozoological rat king, a nest of rats with their tales knotted together. That's why they need everyone else's help.
@@DayOldMeat The cryptozoological rat king just sounds like a fecker who is absolutely useless and can't live on it's own. Sounds like me. Wish I could die as fast or easily tho.
Kevins kingly advice: 1.Be confident. 3.Leave no family alive. 4.Dont let reality stop your regal plans. 5.Fuel your ambition with a healthy hatred of your homeland. 7.Friends are pawns, use them to murder your enemies. 8.Prison is temporary, death is forever. Kevin, petty King Rat Boy of Munster.
I’m curious if Kevin bought that Viking outfit just for the 30 second bit or if he just already owned a realistic Viking costume. (Edit) number of people who have told me its not historically realistic: 12?
ok but realizing how kevin barely said a thing in their first collab vs how talkative and comfortable he is around the irish lads now makes me so proud
Paradox: *gives 5 Irishmen early access to their strategy game* Irishmen: *tries to defeat the British* Ireland irl: *starts another war with the British* Paradox: “must be a coincidence!”
I love how all my different favorite UA-camrs through the years are now playing together. When worlds collide. First it was Jack when he played turbo dismount, then the vanoss crew with Nogla and Brian, then a couple years ago I found Kevin and soon after RT. These guys are the greatest. Kevin #1 tho
It always amazes me how Kevin is just able to stumble through games and still somehow either do good in them or just outright win... it befuddles me greatly...
OH GOD, who decided to let Kevin play crusader kings. Was actually thinking the other day though that it'd probably be a good game for you and that you'd probably enjoy it.
It's incredible the fact that you managed to siege RTGame castle, capture him, and not notice that till you executed him. You could've used him to enforce your demands to end the war, and get the prestige.
"You seem to know what you're doing" "I don't but a bucket of rats seems to go a long way" I died laughing I think the irish humour is just giving me such joy since I don't often get to see fellow irish humour
I mean, I'm the english and even I was rooting for them. Our leaders are a bunch of bastards. Kevin should marry Michael Gove so that he can take over after Boris's assassination.
Honestly Kevin has become a regular part of my "happy place" set up. In my bed, wrapped in blankets, cuddling my cat, drinking tea, my pretty decorative lights are on, and CallMeKevin is playing. Thank you Kevin for making my days happier!
How can Kevin, the embodiment of chaos, sound so mild-mannered while absolutely roasting his friends? "I'm not worried about what they're capable of, I'm worried about what they're incapable of-"
14:58 Now this is a story all about how a Rat Boy's life turned upside down, now I'd like to take a moment just sit right there and I'll tell you how an Irish king became an English heir
@@brunobernardicoutinho1741 It went better than I thought it would. I got a burst of courage as I was talking to him, and I was able to make my statements nonnegotiable.
This is absolutely fantastic. I really enjoy Kevin's content but also really enjoy grand strategy games by Paradox, so for me this is like an avengers-level world's collide kind of deal.
There’s such a primal, vengeful joy present throughout the video as a handful of Irish men systematically slaughter multiple Kings of England, after averting the British occupation of Ireland.
9:07 One of my agents is preparing a special trip for young Kevin. The child trusts she will be brought on an enjoyable day in the forest. Kevin will unfortunately get lost, and be impossible to find before nightfall. Oh she was so young too... *Kevin chooses: A child lost in the forest...it happens tragically often.* I'm dying xD R.I.P. Noglas daughter
the narration parts really remind me of reality TV like how they interview contestants in love island, absolutely love it when Kevin puts in so much effort
I'm picturing Kevin as Braveheart except instead of the sword he uses bowls of soup, like he charges into the English line, and he hurls a bowl of soup at an English soldier who quickly goes down, then he reaches for his belt and pulls another bowl of soup and is ready again
I have probably like 20 hours in CK2 and every single one of those was spent trying to unify Ireland over an over so this new CK3 is making me excited to do it all over again
Thank you for watching me destroy the history of Europe and also RTGame. If you also want to become a petty king rat boy, Crusader kings 3 releases September 1st! You can check it out here: play.crusaderkings.com/CallMeKevin
petty king rat boy gang
KEVIN!?!??! You are playing a game, which requires skill, tactics, and smarts?
Best of luck you man.
(please note my last comment was a joke)
Fek
ISP vibes with ratboy
"Oh no, England's invading."
So much world history in one sentence.
Also "When did I become English!?"
Knock knock.
It's England.
Ah shit! Here we go again
Considering how for most of England's history it was, "Oh no, everyone's invading the British Isles," I think it's understandable. They just learned by example.
@@stefanm.734 The entire history of Britain was just a big uno reverse card.
"My son's only eight years old"
"I'll get him next"
never change, kevin
Came to see if someone else said this lmfao
It's weird seeing RT be the one who does something foolish and impulsive while Kevin maintains control and comes out on top.
Kevin's surprisingly strategic in a lot of games, he doesn't always come out on top (especially while playing Coming Out On Top) but he often manages to get by reasonably well while setting the others up to fail. He's a sneaky lil' mischief.
@@starlittardis2049 Not to mention he's actually super good and competent at other games like CoD when he actually try. The whole gag with his channel is him messing up everything intentionally in a funny way, so I think we tend to forget that it's all for the laugh, and he's actually really good at playing games. :P
@@DRAG0N_FIRE Indeed, remember that one Red Dead multiplayer video where he massacres an entire server while saying 'howdy mister'.
Miguel Carlo De Jesus i remember that
@@akedus44 Not to mention he's clearly very charismatic. He managed to get a pretty large number of red dead redemption players together and be a "posse". If you've played any Rockstar game online you'd know how difficult it is to get people to stop killing you let alone convincing a shit ton of them to work together. Plus he only records videos in 40 minute sections so he did it quickly too. I always find that hilarious and pretty impressive of him lol. He's more clever than he gives himself credit for.
Kevin: *wants to get married*
Dan: *declares a war*
kevin: executes Dan in retaliation
Troll Creative Studios He’s just playing hard to get 😂
welcome back to watchmojo with top to anime betrayals
relationship goals
Aldri stol på rtgame
Kevin: Wanna be friends?
RT: No die
Kevin: You have chosen execution.
RIP
Get the tranquilizer and sand ready
So you have chosen death
Death by rat
Ah so the bucket o' rats it is
Them talking about their army’s
“Jack had two sticks and a carton of milk, I had a couple of little guys.”
“I had a bucket of rats and made the most of it!”
All hail the rat boy
Hail Rat Boy
A bucket of rats seems to go a long way"-Kevin AKA rat king 2020
Also Kevin: " I had a bucket of rats and I made the most of it"
Kevin, did you have a hand in the plague?
He had help from RatBoy of the RatRealm and ISP.
They both had a hand in burning Britian to the ground with Smallpox.
The great Rat dynastie, how could someone forget them 😅😂
"Oh, your son!"
"That's my daughter, you dick."
This is how wars started in medieval times
So Kevin is a tactical genius, never doubted it for a second.
He is trained in taking over the world
All those years of murdering and trapping slaves in sims taught him well.
"Kill that 0 years old, you've got to kill him fast, he is growing older and wiser!"
better not doubt it ;) what.. lol
All he needs is a bucket of rats
The fact that Kevin has skill level 100 in charisma and persuasion IRL is honestly kinda terrifying. He can convince anyone to do just about anything for him... even help him become the king of England, like a true cult leader.
Of course he does, he's learned from our great leader, Jim Pickens.
@Simbola it's cute how you think Jim Pickens isn't real and isn't watching you right now. (To quote Mitten Squad)
Thank you for picking me.... oh wait nvm....
F
daithi can pull some sick strategies sometimes, i've seen the stream among us yesterday
Judging solely by Uno, Daithi is a tactical genius
...
only 5 replys
everyone else:wait how do i do things?
Kevin: i murdered Dan, married Daithi, and took over all of south Ireland with a bucket of rats.
Great Kingly advice! Next time we're coming to you for tutorial videos
Oh that's so cool! Hope Kev sees this!
Where's vic 3
Vic 3
Oh yes, please do! He's as twisted as the rest of us CK players.
@@elgenerico5453 I hope it comes soon
If I had a nickel every time a rat boy has become King of England, if have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
Fun fact: a rat king originally meant a person who lived off of others. That would make most of irl royalty rat kings, in a way.
@@serotonin.scavenger This is true, but also there's the cryptozoological rat king, a nest of rats with their tales knotted together. That's why they need everyone else's help.
@@DayOldMeat The cryptozoological rat king just sounds like a fecker who is absolutely useless and can't live on it's own. Sounds like me.
Wish I could die as fast or easily tho.
@@serotonin.scavenger Me too kid, me too.
the quote "if you didnt know how to stop me, you shouldn't have started me" is plaguing my brain
@putsome basilonit okay
I’m putting that quote on a t-shirt 🤣
Same!!!
@@thedeserts 9999999999
@@SoAdeborable I have a "eat, sleep, game, repeat" shirt. wow i'm so cool
"I don't know how to stop Kevin"
Every NPC ever.
“well then you shouldn’t have started him”
Kevin: *names child ‘rat boy’*
Isorrowproductions: “I have risen”
I immideatly thougth of him
Ah, a man of culture.
YES
I wonder why ISP waiting, as I saw some of his friends began CK3 too
UPD: okay obviously he isn't sponsored:(
KING RAT BOY II
10:56 "Dan, talk about the game please"
That joke went underappreicated :(
Main reson why i return
Kevins kingly advice:
1.Be confident.
3.Leave no family alive.
4.Dont let reality stop your regal plans.
5.Fuel your ambition with a healthy hatred of your homeland.
7.Friends are pawns, use them to murder your enemies.
8.Prison is temporary, death is forever.
Kevin, petty King Rat Boy of Munster.
There’s no #2
Or 6
Actually, #4 has a typo in the video.
Ironically, these are tips Machiavelli used in The Prince. I wonder what Kevin enjoys reading? 🤔🤔🤔
Steps 2 and 6 where lost to time
Kevin: Does not show the Queen of England dying
RT: does not show Kevin winning
😆
@@JayTohab agreed
I’m curious if Kevin bought that Viking outfit just for the 30 second bit or if he just already owned a realistic Viking costume.
(Edit)
number of people who have told me its not historically realistic: 12?
What? You don’t?
Either way, I'm jealous he has that
I'm choosing to believe that it appeared in his small, Irish closet because he was chosen by Odin!
Business expense
also same for Sean's intro
this what scares me about kevin, he always messes up on purpose, but this time in crusader kings he showed us a glimpse of his power and knowledge.
Petition for Kevin to play hide and seek with the lads
@@pup505 probably irl
Signed
I am a PERSON they don’t leave house outside bad
I am a PERSON bold of y’all to assume Jim would let Kevin out of the basement, and to have fun at that.
Signed.
The only reasons why kevin was born in this era that have games, is because if he was born then, he wouldve conquered the world
The one Irishman to unite them all
Oh hey Kevin actually won this game. Honestly didn't see that coming
Kevin is actually somewhat good in video games
You should know...when it comes to murder Kevin excels in all areas!
Han valgte Norge, selfølgelig ville Han ha vunnet
I dont know if I remember this part of history
Really? I remember it like it was yesterday.
The government doesn't want you to know about this.
Aye it is in the bonus features
I did a whole project on this part of history no wonder why I got a D
BMoney8600 did- did you actually?
“We’ll all meet at Ireland and see what happens,” the Spanish Armada to the English, sometime in the 16th century.
F in the chat for the Spanish Armada
ok but realizing how kevin barely said a thing in their first collab vs how talkative and comfortable he is around the irish lads now makes me so proud
Your 100% Irish DNA will assist you here
I mean, his child did have a chance to be deformed due to.....pure blood
Lol
“A bucket of rats goes a long way apparently” has lived in my mind rent free
"I don't see him at all, do you've a tracking number??"
*Wayfair would like a partnership*
Ooohoohoohoohio
"Maybe I'll be Munster"
"I'm already Munster"
"You should be..."
"I'm not gonna be England."
Wow, don't know whether I should thank you or shank you
@@sgtmaggi Both
Kevin sending his troops to take over RT: "Some of you may die... But that's a risk I'm willing to take"
All of you**
“Some” of you is a underestimation
"A sacrifice I am willing to make"
Ah shrek ref
The utter dismay in Daithi's voice when he says 'when did I become English??!' 😂
Truly wonderful
From someone who lives in Munster, I'm proud to announce that we do use 'rat and bowl' torture as basic discipline
"Aye pal, I told you to pay that parking ticket. Now we must resort to extreme measures."
@@coolbeans6312 I fuckin choked in my drink when I saw this
@@niamhfogarty3408
Lmao sorry mate
@@coolbeans6312 it's okay, still chuckling about it to myself half an hour later tho
It's tough but fair...
Kevin: I have killed you
Rt: what about my son he's only eight
Kevin: ill get him next
Ngl this made me laugh so much
Kevin and CK is the crossover I never knew I needed.
Ikr!
I need more CK. MORE!
I wonder if they all playing other paradox strategies TM. Perhaps they should continue RT's series about civ
Once Ruler Designer is out, Jim Pickens/Pickett needs to do his thing.
Paradox: *gives 5 Irishmen early access to their strategy game*
Irishmen: *tries to defeat the British*
Ireland irl: *starts another war with the British*
Paradox: “must be a coincidence!”
I love how often Daithi likes to make Kevin his gf/bf/spouse in games lol
I love how all my different favorite UA-camrs through the years are now playing together. When worlds collide.
First it was Jack when he played turbo dismount, then the vanoss crew with Nogla and Brian, then a couple years ago I found Kevin and soon after RT. These guys are the greatest.
Kevin #1 tho
You either die an Irishman or live long enough to see yourself become the King of England
I’ve always wanted Kevin to play a strategy game and I’m so happy he is
SAME
It always amazes me how Kevin is just able to stumble through games and still somehow either do good in them or just outright win... it befuddles me greatly...
" I love and understand this video " - a real human being 100% satisfaction guaranteed .
Get back in Jim's basement.
@@Emma-if9bf But they don't want to though.
OH GOD, who decided to let Kevin play crusader kings.
Was actually thinking the other day though that it'd probably be a good game for you and that you'd probably enjoy it.
I love these "Office" style interviews with Kevin in between the drama.
It's incredible the fact that you managed to siege RTGame castle, capture him, and not notice that till you executed him.
You could've used him to enforce your demands to end the war, and get the prestige.
“Viking Kevin isn’t real, Viking Kevin won’t hurt you”
Viking Kevin:
"You seem to know what you're doing"
"I don't but a bucket of rats seems to go a long way"
I died laughing
I think the irish humour is just giving me such joy since I don't often get to see fellow irish humour
That was all...actually impressive. Well done Petty King Rat Boi, all hail Petty King Rat Boy
He is Brother of RatBoy of the RatRealm, King of England and protagonists of iSorrow's mega campaign.
"I dont know how to stop Kevin"
No one knows.
Countless of Npc's have tried but they have all failed.
Kevin: *speaks Norwegian*
Me, a Norwegian: He is speaking the language of gods
What did the really say? I'm curious now
Odin is with us!
@@alien5520 He said something gibberish. Definetly not norwegian.
@@Victor_aeternus002 German-y gibberish*
Norwegian gang
RT: I'm friends with King Robert!
Jack: King Robert is dead!
looking forward to watching "Call Me Ratboy"
I love how Kevin acts clueless but knows what he's doing. You can't conquer on luck😂
That outfit Kevin is wearing at the start looks an awful lot like a straight jacket 🤔
Don't kinkshame.
He forgot to get out of his normal clothes for once.
"I'm not afraid of what they're capable of, I'm afraid of what they're incapable of"
-My group about me during group assignments
I just love when everyone comes together like this.
I mean, I'm the english and even I was rooting for them. Our leaders are a bunch of bastards.
Kevin should marry Michael Gove so that he can take over after Boris's assassination.
I love how kevin asks " can someone help me murder the queen?" then jack immediately "I'm on it!".🤣😂💜
The world wouldn’t exist if Kevin was a medieval king.
doctor: “you have 16 minutes and 1 second left to live”
me:
Kevin has more clothes on in this video alone than I have in my closet
@@qzeq he's chasing fashion with a passion
Dude same....
Same
@@IamaPERSON He isn't chasing, he's setting fashion
@@sapphireblue4031 I meant that in a "he's chasing his dreams" way
Kevin is an actual military genius
He's surprisingly great at strategy games, seeing how he almost made the whole world into Munster XD
"No Gucci for this peasant!"
I DIED- :D
“oH nO ENGlands invading” this cracks me up too much
Day 7 of admiring Kevin in a non-creepy, self-improving way.
Honestly Kevin has become a regular part of my "happy place" set up. In my bed, wrapped in blankets, cuddling my cat, drinking tea, my pretty decorative lights are on, and CallMeKevin is playing. Thank you Kevin for making my days happier!
How can Kevin, the embodiment of chaos, sound so mild-mannered while absolutely roasting his friends? "I'm not worried about what they're capable of, I'm worried about what they're incapable of-"
14:58 Now this is a story all about how a Rat Boy's life turned upside down, now I'd like to take a moment just sit right there and I'll tell you how an Irish king became an English heir
Kevin, you already destroyed Irish history by existing.
I love how this was basically a role reversal, where RT was the one who was horribly inept whilst Kevin was somehow playing very well
It's genuinely been so long since I've heard Jack's voice alongside Kevin's that I teared up.
...quarantine is getting to me.
I'm planning on cutting my verbally abusive father out of my life in less than an hour. This video helped calm me down a bit. Thank you so much.
How did it go mate? Kinda going through the same here
@@brunobernardicoutinho1741 It went better than I thought it would. I got a burst of courage as I was talking to him, and I was able to make my statements nonnegotiable.
It ain't easy cutting toxic people out of your life. Good on you for doing it and having the strength to carry through
Proud of you!
Now you just need to get a bucket of rats and a blowtorch.
Kevin has become the peasants instead of the one slaughtering them
I really love the "candid camera" style post commentary for this video. It truly displays Kevin's lack of regret.
This is absolutely fantastic. I really enjoy Kevin's content but also really enjoy grand strategy games by Paradox, so for me this is like an avengers-level world's collide kind of deal.
3:05 “You started this war, plunged Norway into chaos, and now we’re going to put you down, and restore the peace.’
As an American, "Fuel your ambition with a healthy hatred of your homeland" really rings true right now
(sad American laughter)
@@lancelotkrantz2746 Ok Chef it's just a joke
I read "Sorry Paradox Interaction" instead of "Sponsored By." Both work.
Kevin presenting a gameplay video in mockumentary style is a whole new level of innovation honestly
There’s such a primal, vengeful joy present throughout the video as a handful of Irish men systematically slaughter multiple Kings of England, after averting the British occupation of Ireland.
Ngl at the end, I was expecting a Fresh Prince reference. "This is a story all about how a little Rat Boy's life got turned upside down..."
"you seem to know what you're doing" "i don't but a bucket of rats goes a long way" can't wait to use this quote in everday conversation
“I got a little rat boy who needs me” happens to be the name of the Munster fight song
I love the mockumentary aspect to this video. It's really enjoyable to watch
9:07 One of my agents is preparing a special trip for young Kevin. The child trusts she will be brought on an enjoyable day in the forest.
Kevin will unfortunately get lost, and be impossible to find before nightfall. Oh she was so young too...
*Kevin chooses: A child lost in the forest...it happens tragically often.*
I'm dying xD
R.I.P. Noglas daughter
*Man, Kevin's sneak peak into Assassin's Creed: Valhalla is epic*
“It’s me! I’m the woman!”
“I couldn’t tell under that wig.”
"Should I click start" nah man just wanna stay at the map screen for the entire game
As someone who plays ck2 it was hilarious knowing Kevin could’ve ended the war but instead executed RT
His attire falling off one by one, and him laughing at it makes my day 10000x better
Call Me Kevin playing Crusader Kings, is this a dream come true?
the narration parts really remind me of reality TV like how they interview contestants in love island, absolutely love it when Kevin puts in so much effort
"Alright well I'm getting munster" "I am already munster" has the same energy as "I'm already tracer"
Hearing RTGame begin to read what I now know as the event informing him of having contracted Lover's Pox is actually so funny to me.
I'm picturing Kevin as Braveheart except instead of the sword he uses bowls of soup, like he charges into the English line, and he hurls a bowl of soup at an English soldier who quickly goes down, then he reaches for his belt and pulls another bowl of soup and is ready again
Me, a norwegian, watching Kevin be king of Norway: Oh no
Rt:“Ahh, England is invading!” -Modern history in a nutshell.
Or France. Or Spain. Or Portugal. They were all pretty busy colonizing back then.
I have probably like 20 hours in CK2 and every single one of those was spent trying to unify Ireland over an over so this new CK3 is making me excited to do it all over again