@@emmaishida4386 been 4 years since we lost my brother, he was the closest thing to a father I had growing up, hope you're doing better than I am,losing a loved one is life's biggest struggle
I'd honestly give anything to have my stepdad back - if nothing else, to make my mum smile again. I would have been over the moon to introduce him to my wife, to see him meeting my sister's first baby. I'd give anything to have him back. He was fantastic.
My dad sent what he wanted for Christmas to the family group chat- Safe to say that's the reason I've spent the most on him this year - And that's when me, my mum and my brother all pitched in 💀
"Thanx Nan a Porn Hub Membership, what have u got dad, the same"🤣🤣🤣 Merry Christmas Russell 🎅🎄keep it up...we love u.❤ Omg u had me cracking up with lazy eye Russell 👁🤣
"Santa is coming round to your house." Kid - "WTF?" It's almost like he knows that the idea of a white bearded old stranger coming to the house actually sounds creepy when you really think about it.
My son had that problem when we first told him a giant bunny came into his room and left chocolates on his bed: "what? He came in while I was sleeping?"
Yeah. It's fine when you think of Santa as a magical being, not a real human. However the origins make it way more disturbing. Santa apparently came from a few sources, one of which was a man who did time in prison after being caught breaking into homes, and leaving presents for children. It doesn't take much to figure out his most likely motive. It's darkly funny to me that we teach children to beware of strangers, only to tell them to accept gifts from, Santa, and let in our homes. And force them to sit on the lap of a guy dressed up as a character based on a probable child predator.
About not buying dad a gift. Some dads are notoriously hard to shop for! If I asked my dad what he wanted, the answer was always, "Eh, don't bother", or "I don't need anything". And anything you *thought* he might like or need, he'd usually already bought himself long before December, including any books or CDs or videos. I usually ended up getting him some tchotchke or a tie or a stupid mug until we ran out of room for tchotchkes, ties and mugs. Even asking for mom's help never improved things.
My Dad's the same, he's told me he's not bothered about presents and that I should save my money but I don't want to leave him out so I just buy him Chocolate that he likes instead. He's also geeky but doesn't like clutter, so I only occasionally buy him nerdy stuff from the series he likes. XD
Mine always get a box of Lynx spray and shower gel. I normally get him something else also depending what I find he'd like. He likes insects, snakes, spiders, and all the gothic type stuff so he's pretty easier to shop for. Mother just loves money, sometimes I feel she loves money more than her own children..
My dad is exactly the same. I can't buy him whisky because he's on tablets, I can't buy him sweets because he's diabetic 🙄 He insists he isn't interested, but I'm the only one whose supposed to be miserable
I feel in a Christmas mood now. But seriously, my dad's a nightmare to buy for. I just ask if there's money he needs for something, then give him some chocolate or something small to unwrap with us.
I'm one of those guys who doesn't expect anyone to get me anything, and that goes for both christmas and birthday. I always just buy whatever I want and or need so I can imagine a portion of that percentage are women who have dads that think like I do. Would rather people just keep their money, especially if they are kids... Just buy yourselves something or save it.
@@terrycook1513 AWK JAYSUS TERRY !!! CAN YE NOT THINK FOR YOURSELF, WHEN YOU REGURGITATE MY MOCKERY OF YOU ( PEOPLE ) ??? THATS THE SPECIAL ED KICKING IN
I am Canadian, from Edmonton. I have flown at -40 degrees. I will never forget flying into Edmonton from Arizona.the pilot announced very nonchalantly that it was clear, no wind and -40 Centigrade on the ground in Edmonton. For all you Americans, -40 Centigrade equals -40 Fahrenheit. You could here a collective gasp of horror from all southerners!
I once flew home to Northern Canada after leaving outback Australia. I entered the airport in Mt Isa, Qld at 42 c, and next went outside in Toronto where it was -20c, lower with windchill. In TO we only exited to walk over to a Dash 8 for the trip to Sudbury, where it was -42 before wind. Guess who only wore a light jacket and packed my cold weather gear. That damned Dash 8 was still freezing when we got to Sudbury. Fun stuff.
^ yup My dad might start getting Christmas presents when he decides he wants to be a part of my life again.. but until then I couldn't give a fuck what he does during the holidays
I just don’t have a close enough relationship with my dad to be able to know what to get him. I’ll ask too and he just says “nothing” or a shirt 😭. I want to give him anything and everything-I love giving gifts.
My first 2 sisters are among that 21%. Heck, they don't even acknowledge dad as family anymore... though they do still act like he's the reason anything goes wrong in their lives despite him, on their request, having stayed completely out of their lives for the last 7 years
Lol Woody the talking tree is in Nova Scotia, Canada 🇨🇦 lol we grew up going to see the first version of Woody and believe it or not this is the “new” version 🤦♀️
1 in 5 women don't get their dad a xmas present. What's so appalling about that? Are they counting people whose father is estranged or deceased? What about Muslims or Jews or people who just choose not to exchange gifts on Xmas? Our family stopped exchanging xmas gifts once all the kids grew up.
Christmas is nearly around the corner and I have picked another cold, another Christmas tradition upheld 🤧😷🤒. Hopefully this wont last for a few months, like last year. Anyway great video everyone, really enjoyed seeing this, inbetween the coughing fits.
@@matthewwilliamson6343 Aw, thank you, all the same to you and yours. I hope 2023 is a happy and healthy year for you all. Take good care and take it easy.
The gift giving hints ain't too bad in some situations. Take people with Autisms for example, some hates surprises so them giving a hint can help ease this. or some people might not know what they want/need so a hint helps give them what they want/need.
.... Russell lolol!!!... me n you .... If I seen you... I'm crossed eyed too So we'd be straight eyed!!!.... lolol Tee hee Please never stop your comedy I'm a rascal lolol!
What do you get your dad then? I don't know what to get mine, he literally buys every book he wants, he doesn't drink and doesn't read the newspaper. What do you get a bloke like that, we default to a gift set or gift card, he's basically impossible to shop for cause he never shows if he likes anything other than his books.
@@ajd8558 my grandpa was diabetic, we basically made him a diabetic friendly Christmas hamper of festive sauces, cheeses and crackers, as well as some new pyjamas. He was easy to shop for cause he'd try most things, unlike my dad. I swear dad's are genetically manufactured to be near impossible to shop for but they become easier when they have grandchildren.
Haha the kid at 13.24 response to Santa's coming to the house " what the @$%* ". Lol 😂 . Im completely with him ( the shock) . This consumers lie whereby parents gaslight their kids is way last century.
Well, now I’m annoyed. I had to buy regular crackers, cut them open, stuff them with the neon, textured, and flavoured condoms, and tape them back up myself and NOW they come up with the idea? I ought to get royalties for the idea after all that effort.
My dad was amazing, I miss him so much. I would happily give him every gift to have him back for 5 mins.
I feel the same. I would do anything to see my dad again. Its been 4 years next year since he has passed. I miss him everyday.
@@emmaishida4386 been 4 years since we lost my brother, he was the closest thing to a father I had growing up, hope you're doing better than I am,losing a loved one is life's biggest struggle
@@davidbaillie2400 4 years tomorrow for my dad, but am so grateful to have had him in my life at all! ❤️
Me too, it's been 6 years and I still get excited when I see something I think he might like. 💗
I'd honestly give anything to have my stepdad back - if nothing else, to make my mum smile again. I would have been over the moon to introduce him to my wife, to see him meeting my sister's first baby. I'd give anything to have him back. He was fantastic.
My most memorable Christmas is 2022, for understanding that my bad memories stick with me stronger than good ones.
I may be crude, but something about a toddler saying "What the F%#k" just cracks me up. 🤪
totally agree, it's the way he winds it up before releasing it, you know it's coming then BOOM laughter central
He has got too advanced vocabulary for his age 🤣
That kid's going places for sure
You're not alone, Mate.
Thanks for making my Christmas merrier Russell!! Merrier Christmas to you too!!
I love the the kid at the end.... Santa is coming to your house |"What the fuck!" Best response ever
That kid that loves bubble wrap is adorable, she's right about it being satisfying
Every parcel I have i give it straight to my mum, she loves bubble wrap 😂😂
I remember being hugely happy and excited receiving sellotape at Christmas when I was younger
My sister freaked out about Santa coming into our house. My parents had to put a note on the door asking him to leave the presents on the porch.
Cute
That kid right at the end.!!😂🎅🤣😁😂🤣...."what the f@🎅☃️ck absolutely classic 🤣😂🤣
Kids are way too smart and switched on for parents to be gaslighting them with this comsumer crappy story anymore.
This Christmas feels like the end of a dark age… the past 2 years were terrible
Just the start of dark age.
@@annemoncrieff3875 Start of the dark age? It never ended! We were just distracted
It’s going to get a hell of a lot worse
2020 was the worst
@@skootergirl22 no it wasn’t
5:52 "your parents give you the parents"
Yes when they invite your grandparents over
Need to stop smoking this plant, while watchin Russell cracks me up 2much! 🤣 mad giggles...
Happy Christmas guys and girls have a good one and stay warm
Same to you, have a great time and take care.
Merry Christmas Russel!
Merry Christmas eve. Love from Australia
"Dad's they're not all wankers" Then why does he want socks?
His old ones have fallen apart
My dad sent what he wanted for Christmas to the family group chat-
Safe to say that's the reason I've spent the most on him this year - And that's when me, my mum and my brother all pitched in 💀
I haven't laughed so hard well done Russell
"Thanx Nan a Porn Hub Membership, what have u got dad, the same"🤣🤣🤣
Merry Christmas Russell 🎅🎄keep it up...we love u.❤
Omg u had me cracking up with lazy eye Russell 👁🤣
"Santa is coming round to your house."
Kid - "WTF?"
It's almost like he knows that the idea of a white bearded old stranger coming to the house actually sounds creepy when you really think about it.
My son had that problem when we first told him a giant bunny came into his room and left chocolates on his bed: "what? He came in while I was sleeping?"
Yeah. It's fine when you think of Santa as a magical being, not a real human. However the origins make it way more disturbing.
Santa apparently came from a few sources, one of which was a man who did time in prison after being caught breaking into homes, and leaving presents for children. It doesn't take much to figure out his most likely motive.
It's darkly funny to me that we teach children to beware of strangers, only to tell them to accept gifts from, Santa, and let in our homes. And force them to sit on the lap of a guy dressed up as a character based on a probable child predator.
Merry Christmas Russell 🎄
About not buying dad a gift. Some dads are notoriously hard to shop for! If I asked my dad what he wanted, the answer was always, "Eh, don't bother", or "I don't need anything". And anything you *thought* he might like or need, he'd usually already bought himself long before December, including any books or CDs or videos. I usually ended up getting him some tchotchke or a tie or a stupid mug until we ran out of room for tchotchkes, ties and mugs. Even asking for mom's help never improved things.
Get a tin of qualitystreet or some kind of chocolate. Always the way to go with people like that
@@Jordan-bg7xc LOL, my dad doesn't like sweets.
My Dad's the same, he's told me he's not bothered about presents and that I should save my money but I don't want to leave him out so I just buy him Chocolate that he likes instead. He's also geeky but doesn't like clutter, so I only occasionally buy him nerdy stuff from the series he likes. XD
Mine always get a box of Lynx spray and shower gel.
I normally get him something else also depending what I find he'd like. He likes insects, snakes, spiders, and all the gothic type stuff so he's pretty easier to shop for.
Mother just loves money, sometimes I feel she loves money more than her own children..
My dad is exactly the same. I can't buy him whisky because he's on tablets, I can't buy him sweets because he's diabetic 🙄
He insists he isn't interested, but I'm the only one whose supposed to be miserable
Christmas is soon
No shite
Fuck Christmas
Never knew that
Well done Sherlock
No shit Sherlock
I love how at 2:45 you can one person going "woo" in the background
That bit with the baby 😂😂
Where in wales you from bro
Not gonna lie.. some of that really jingled my bells.
Should we assume everything you say IS a lie then unless you've added that prefix?
I feel in a Christmas mood now. But seriously, my dad's a nightmare to buy for. I just ask if there's money he needs for something, then give him some chocolate or something small to unwrap with us.
Yeah I feel that usually just get him some Cadbury chocolate or some kind of gadget thing
Do adults still get wrapped presents?
I haven't unwrapped anything for years and years
Not even a hot woman
The theresa may joke with the coal was sooo gud
Happy new year #RussellHoward you keep me sane in this insane world…
Russ never disappoints.
best compilation I have seen for a while
Oh my daysss😂this was so funny, I 💕it
I don't buy my dad presents, I MAKE them😂😂
I'm one of those guys who doesn't expect anyone to get me anything, and that goes for both christmas and birthday.
I always just buy whatever I want and or need so I can imagine a portion of that percentage are women who have dads that think like I do.
Would rather people just keep their money, especially if they are kids... Just buy yourselves something or save it.
I'm exactly the same.
Glad to see you Brits have a sense of humor about this "special " time of year !! ✨️
YANK I TAKE IT ? WE CALL YOU SPECIAL FOR ENTIRELY DIFF REASONS PETAL :)
We have a sense of humour about EVERY time of year!
@@mickeypye2593 so do we flower 🌼 it's called being a smart-ass !!
@@terrycook1513 AWK JAYSUS TERRY !!! CAN YE NOT THINK FOR YOURSELF, WHEN YOU REGURGITATE MY MOCKERY OF YOU ( PEOPLE ) ???
THATS THE SPECIAL ED KICKING IN
BITE ME !! Mikey
The last kid, A PROPER KID. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Happy new year
His altered Christmas songs are brilliant especially the last one.
Merry Xmas Russell 💋
I am Canadian, from Edmonton. I have flown at -40 degrees. I will never forget flying into Edmonton from Arizona.the pilot announced very nonchalantly that it was clear, no wind and -40 Centigrade on the ground in Edmonton. For all you Americans, -40 Centigrade equals -40 Fahrenheit. You could here a collective gasp of horror from all southerners!
I once flew home to Northern Canada after leaving outback Australia. I entered the airport in Mt Isa, Qld at 42 c, and next went outside in Toronto where it was -20c, lower with windchill. In TO we only exited to walk over to a Dash 8 for the trip to Sudbury, where it was -42 before wind.
Guess who only wore a light jacket and packed my cold weather gear. That damned Dash 8 was still freezing when we got to Sudbury. Fun stuff.
Shame some dad's aren't ur typical (but desired) dad.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New year
Happy Christmas to all
*Santa is Dead!*
_Nah mate, you've turned 23 and got a Part-time Job._
BRILLIANT Russell 😁🎄✨⭐ wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 🎄.... thanks for the laughter
‘Dads. They’re not all wankers’ Well, sorry to bring this news to you Russell but 21% of them are. No prezzies for them this year.
Dead 💀💀💀
Just ask Herschel Walker's kids.
^ yup
My dad might start getting Christmas presents when he decides he wants to be a part of my life again.. but until then I couldn't give a fuck what he does during the holidays
I’ll give you 10%… the other 10% are daughters being wankers let’s be real here
@@MotoCat91 We don't give a fuck whether you give a fuck or not !
3:05 THAT FACE KILLS ME LMFAOOOOOO
🎅🎅🎅"What the fuck?"🎅🎅🎅
I'm with you kid
Merry Christmas everyone!
_...what da faq..._
memorable phrase from just a kid, remember dat! 🤣
as long as the sausage roll was made with virgin olive oil why not 😁
2:30 gotta love some fake taxi on the hub
Feel good factor 👍
I always get my stepdad a Christmas present.
I just don’t have a close enough relationship with my dad to be able to know what to get him. I’ll ask too and he just says “nothing” or a shirt 😭. I want to give him anything and everything-I love giving gifts.
No Sweat Andy! Brilliant
😂👍👍MERRY CHRISTMAS! 🎄🎁🎅
My first 2 sisters are among that 21%.
Heck, they don't even acknowledge dad as family anymore... though they do still act like he's the reason anything goes wrong in their lives despite him, on their request, having stayed completely out of their lives for the last 7 years
Where do I find the full length episodes?
Sky's website I'd imagine
By taking out a Sky subscription?
“Temperatures plummet to -12C.” Here’s me after a week of -34C with a wind chill of -40.
Mic mac mall made it on Russell Howard? Lmao that’s amazing Woody gonna go global lol . That’s in Nova Scotia
i love you russel
Can we get a whole special of Russell in a dress doing his old lady voice?
gold , frankincense and mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
None of my Kids or friends get me gifts just my wee Gran ❤
Aw, bless her.
Who else is watching this on Christmas Day on the crapper after eating WAY too much!!???
Just you
@@LittleLoz 😂
Lol I understand the fake taxi reference 😉🥰😂
i don’t
@@bonkersbonnersgaming7417 Neither do I
Just google it
That's more than I did.
Lol Woody the talking tree is in Nova Scotia, Canada 🇨🇦 lol we grew up going to see the first version of Woody and believe it or not this is the “new” version 🤦♀️
Bubble wrap, absolutely!
Russell Howard for Prime minister.
At least the pork sausage roll had a little bit taken off the tip as Jesus would have
Lol
“Colder than Alaska” at -12 lol😂
Merry Crisis-tmas Russell
I don't get my dad a present at Christmas, but he doesn't get me one either. The only one who gets presents in my family is my 8 year old niece.
Nah the steak bake joke😂😂😂😂
1 in 5 women don't get their dad a xmas present. What's so appalling about that? Are they counting people whose father is estranged or deceased? What about Muslims or Jews or people who just choose not to exchange gifts on Xmas? Our family stopped exchanging xmas gifts once all the kids grew up.
I don't know that anybody was actually appalled. I know lots of people who don't do gifts at Christmas, it's not a big deal.
@@SineN0mine3 The news reader presented the fact like it was a concerning issue, and Russell certainly acted like it was a big deal.
Baby looking at the toys in the first clip appears to be wearing a hand me down from his 10 year old brother
Christmas is nearly around the corner and I have picked another cold, another Christmas tradition upheld 🤧😷🤒. Hopefully this wont last for a few months, like last year. Anyway great video everyone, really enjoyed seeing this, inbetween the coughing fits.
Get well soon!
@@GeorgiaGeorgette cheers, have a very Happy Christmas and Happy New Year for you, your family and friends.
@@matthewwilliamson6343
Aw, thank you, all the same to you and yours. I hope 2023 is a happy and healthy year for you all. Take good care and take it easy.
@@GeorgiaGeorgette so far it's going good, funny thing ended up falling asleep with the family dog and slept through celebrating New Year's day 😂
@@matthewwilliamson6343
That sounds like a decent way to celebrate in my opinion 😆 Dogs are good company and sleeping well is priceless!
😎 good old Russel less of the old 😂😂😂
The kid at the end; it's the appropriate rection upon hearing about some bloke repeatedly getting away with home invasion.
8:00 well, a statute of limitations is close.
i Love GUZ.... that is so true with me.
I'd have loved a pair of socks
The gift giving hints ain't too bad in some situations. Take people with Autisms for example, some hates surprises so them giving a hint can help ease this. or some people might not know what they want/need so a hint helps give them what they want/need.
Can we get a counter for the amount of times Russel had said mind you
I was like number 667... You're welcome
Christians: offended by hot sussage replacing Jesus inside the food
Meanwhile Jews: Oh shit moses in a basket I was looking for this
Merry Crisis
I'm a Christian and that Gregg's nativity was freaking hilarious!
In all fairness, the three wiseman didn’t have Xmas crackers either 🤷🏻♀️
Russel Howard, FYI: minor crimes do have a sell by date, it's called a statute of limitations.
Don’t you mean dads aren’t ALWAYS wankers? 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t see nothing wrong with praying to a sausage roll
i'm pretty sure that the reverend did not find jimmy offensive...
.... Russell lolol!!!... me n you ....
If I seen you...
I'm crossed eyed too
So we'd be straight eyed!!!.... lolol
Tee hee
Please never stop your comedy
I'm a rascal lolol!
What do you get your dad then? I don't know what to get mine, he literally buys every book he wants, he doesn't drink and doesn't read the newspaper. What do you get a bloke like that, we default to a gift set or gift card, he's basically impossible to shop for cause he never shows if he likes anything other than his books.
I feel your pain. Add being diabetic to the mix and your options basically come down to a pack of mixed nuts or a bookmark.
@@ajd8558 my grandpa was diabetic, we basically made him a diabetic friendly Christmas hamper of festive sauces, cheeses and crackers, as well as some new pyjamas. He was easy to shop for cause he'd try most things, unlike my dad. I swear dad's are genetically manufactured to be near impossible to shop for but they become easier when they have grandchildren.
Gadget or chocolate that’s what I get
I just gave my dad a cup I made. He's happy to get stuff I created, and I don't have money to buy a gift, so it works perfectly
I ruined the magic number 😆
With this comment of course!
Not nice.
@@philiphunn194 😆
Haha the kid at 13.24 response to Santa's coming to the house " what the @$%* ". Lol 😂 . Im completely with him ( the shock) . This consumers lie whereby parents gaslight their kids is way last century.
It dosent feel like Christmas this year..
Well, now I’m annoyed. I had to buy regular crackers, cut them open, stuff them with the neon, textured, and flavoured condoms, and tape them back up myself and NOW they come up with the idea? I ought to get royalties for the idea after all that effort.
that reaction from that child was the same reaction I had when I entered my first dark and dingy sex shop