Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete?

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  • @Vernafveik
    @Vernafveik 5 років тому +795

    "I proved myself to be a true warrior... By flipping a few switches."
    Congratulations - You are a genius by Pandorian standards

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy 5 років тому +27

      that MIT education really pays for itself

    • @closetfriend8171
      @closetfriend8171 5 років тому +6

      @@Catnippy I hope it was worth the wait.
      *DOTA THE CARD GAME*

    • @Boomstick2171
      @Boomstick2171 5 років тому +5

      Holy shit you don’t know how many times I failed that part

    • @Aaxoz
      @Aaxoz 5 років тому +5

      *you're almost finished with the course*

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 років тому +4

      Nice reference.
      I'm pretty sure its the exact quote as well, except no I, it's just pandoran

  • @snapsatyou2449
    @snapsatyou2449 11 місяців тому +78

    I love that despite him being gone, his videos are still being recommended to me by the algorithm proving the high quality of every work he made. Rest in peace big man.

    • @skas666
      @skas666 4 місяці тому +3

      The mitten squad is still here

  • @jonnypballin
    @jonnypballin 5 років тому +2123

    19:10 “they’re definitely not pirates” he says while he takes a bootleg DVD off the corpse

    • @pepealasquid6005
      @pepealasquid6005 4 роки тому +15

      Jonny pipes the young god lmao good point

    • @talon6097
      @talon6097 4 роки тому +13

      YOUR USERNAME I-

    • @an0n23
      @an0n23 4 роки тому +31

      @@talon6097 does adding a dash add to the comedy? finish your sentence lol

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 роки тому +3

      Well...

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 3 роки тому +4

      @@an0n23 That's basically 30% of the "humor" on UA-cam nowadays.

  • @kyrieeleison9599
    @kyrieeleison9599 5 років тому +7469

    Can you beat your ps4 controller
    Using only your Fists

    • @unknownspark9522
      @unknownspark9522 5 років тому +160

      No, you cant

    • @axelshmontes14
      @axelshmontes14 5 років тому +115

      I like how you have the same pic as me lol

    • @axelshmontes14
      @axelshmontes14 5 років тому +57

      @@unknownspark9522 👌💯

    • @handitoast122
      @handitoast122 5 років тому +46

      Can you type a comment only using your keyboard

    • @xdestoryer6668
      @xdestoryer6668 5 років тому +37

      NaysM, every time I try there’s a goddamm cutscene that uses a gun

  • @grepenoop
    @grepenoop Рік тому +247

    Rest in Peace Legend. This is still one of my favorite videos made by you.

    • @brucefly3612
      @brucefly3612 Рік тому +3

      Why did he left the world though, did he have no hope to get women or something?, I saw a photo and someone said that the guy was "weird looking", I say with the most respect, just genuinely curious about what happened to the guy, I remember watching these videos back in the day, I'm sad that he is gone now.

    • @grepenoop
      @grepenoop Рік тому +10

      @@brucefly3612 He had some severe problems with alcohol. Its belived that his struggles with alcohol is what has killed him, but i'm still not 100% sure

    • @liam_68
      @liam_68 Рік тому

      @@brucefly3612he had a pancreatic disease likely due to alcohol poisoning as he was an alcoholic

    • @liam_68
      @liam_68 Рік тому +2

      ⁠@@brucefly3612also i'm fairly sure his face was due to a genetic condition called crouzon disease but i'm not 100% sure that's what he had so don't spread that around it's just what it appears to be

    • @landveseli2419
      @landveseli2419 11 місяців тому

      he died?

  • @danielveizaga6675
    @danielveizaga6675 Рік тому +31

    It’s odd that you’re gone, I can’t seem to comprehend your passing. That your soul may find peace

  • @jacobhoffman188
    @jacobhoffman188 5 років тому +392

    1:06 I don't know how you resisted the sweet allure of those temptress buckets. You're a stronger man then I, sir.

    • @littlegreen9274
      @littlegreen9274 5 років тому +1

      You're too imaginative XD

    • @voicedify
      @voicedify 5 років тому

      The internet is full of people much more imaginative than I am. I'm jealous, to be honest. It must be fun to see the world as a bunch of crossovers and inside jokes.

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 років тому +1

      Those alluring buckets require a titanium will to resist.

    • @auditmail4842
      @auditmail4842 5 років тому

      I don getit

    • @voicedify
      @voicedify 5 років тому +2

      @@auditmail4842 Buckets are a recurring theme on this channel. And I think the titanium will is a Dark Souls reference.

  • @Pine0wlple
    @Pine0wlple 5 років тому +430

    “Dennis dared to question me, after everything I’ve done for me.”
    I don’t know why, but this was the most powerful line in the video for me.
    Just the realist, raw salt delivered so causally.
    It was biggest burn in history!

  • @doodledothings7138
    @doodledothings7138 10 місяців тому +33

    I miss you guy. rest in peace

  • @AbrahamRedcoat
    @AbrahamRedcoat 5 років тому +153

    You can also get a katana by collecting a couple WW2 letters, tribal knife was a uplay thing that got added into the base game.

  • @CraziChris
    @CraziChris 5 років тому +1210

    *Gets shot
    *Wraps forearm
    *Gets sliced by machete
    *Pulls out bullet
    Seems legit m8

    • @maxpalexander
      @maxpalexander 5 років тому +13

      I see no issue

    • @poopbruh7676
      @poopbruh7676 5 років тому +39

      Machete probably had a gun on him.

    • @Catchcheese
      @Catchcheese 5 років тому +10

      Machete gun, you tard😉

    • @obliviouscrab3125
      @obliviouscrab3125 5 років тому +2

      Okay this is a joke but i cant hold back so if you dont get shot you dont pull out the bullet so its imposible

    • @sunnyng5071
      @sunnyng5071 5 років тому +6

      Dude its the most Realistic game in the world.what new technology are you playing? Fallout 76?

  • @PharaohBee
    @PharaohBee Рік тому +18

    Rest in peace Paul. I love your videos and your passing is such a tragic loss. We’ll all miss you. You’ve entertained so many people and you’ll never be forgotten.

  • @ethandye5963
    @ethandye5963 5 років тому +4385

    The real question is can you beat far cry 5 with only shovels?

    • @SweatyFatGuy
      @SweatyFatGuy 5 років тому +271

      I beat FC 5 using only buckets I picked up in Morthall.

    • @49divan
      @49divan 5 років тому +136

      Oh yeah you can, when you play NG+ Infamous the damn shovels are your bff. They more or less 1 shot anything if you hit them correctly

    • @LexiPhreikout
      @LexiPhreikout 5 років тому +88

      does the shovel launcher count?

    • @idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790
      @idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790 5 років тому +112

      @@LexiPhreikout you're using shovels so yes

    • @ChickenNugget-qk6sf
      @ChickenNugget-qk6sf 5 років тому +21

      I would call that the “Johnny McMurica” challenge

  • @MrWizeazz
    @MrWizeazz 5 років тому +214

    At 1:10 I loved how long you stared at the bucket. I just imagine you being overly sad that you couldn’t actually pick it up.

  • @skywolfie8573
    @skywolfie8573 5 років тому +506

    'Had a nightmare about a game logo'
    Just, amazing 😂

    • @rastas4766
      @rastas4766 3 роки тому +5

      He’s just so clever

  • @OhFuggAGougarr
    @OhFuggAGougarr 5 років тому +318

    As soon as he said “no flamethrowers no molotovs,” I instantly thought of the skrillex weed farm burning

  • @andreassupmalis2760
    @andreassupmalis2760 5 років тому +1331

    What the hell? I have finished this game 4 times, and didn't know that you can upgrade your mele weapon😂

    • @soupxv213
      @soupxv213 5 років тому +18

      Y BL same

    • @cobraqueen555
      @cobraqueen555 5 років тому +27

      Same
      I still have it and I haven't even noticed. Maybe it's a additional to the PS4 classic version

    • @eatmyglock9470
      @eatmyglock9470 5 років тому +7

      Yep same

    • @hamos4744
      @hamos4744 5 років тому +5

      Same here.

    • @thelga8640
      @thelga8640 5 років тому +116

      The tribal knife its from a dlc, but in the vanilla game you can get the tanto knife after getting a certain number of collectables

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 5 років тому +661

    14:41 "I was too late to the first stop. They'd been slaughtered by badgers."
    *sees Komodo dragons*
    Me: Kowalski, analysis!

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 5 років тому +46

      Kowalski: "It appears that the badgers were either eaten promptly by Komodo dragons, or turned into them"

    • @MrEvan312
      @MrEvan312 5 років тому +2

      @@justsomeone5314 Grand Cooley Dam!

    • @kike6359
      @kike6359 5 років тому +3

      what a horrible fucking comment

    • @stillnousername9796
      @stillnousername9796 5 років тому +11

      Fool, the Komodo Dragon are merely pawns, it's the badgers that are the ones pulling the strings of war.

    • @คคคคย-ฬ7ช
      @คคคคย-ฬ7ช 4 роки тому +4

      komodo dragon of Far Cry 3 and Honey Badger of Far Cry 4 are * fire in the hole *.

  • @uc73-o8f
    @uc73-o8f 5 років тому +441

    "You have to be sneaky in order to complete the mission and-"
    *Gets phone notification*
    Mitten: *SHUT UP!*
    Game:Mission failed....We'll get 'em next time

    • @storedalmond943
      @storedalmond943 5 років тому +5

      Beautiful!
      Here.
      YEET!
      *Throws like button like a ninja star*
      *Impression of a ninja teacher with gravel in his throat*
      "You have performed well my student."

  • @GwynakaFelix
    @GwynakaFelix 5 років тому +409

    Pls ><
    "Can you beat Fallout 4 with only a flaregun?" This is all I want...

    • @CaptainDavyJones
      @CaptainDavyJones 5 років тому +13

      Der Kaiser it’s near impossible the flare gun does actually 5 damage per hit

    • @itosaga
      @itosaga 5 років тому +31

      so his suffering wasn't enough for you

    • @fatjuicytaco
      @fatjuicytaco 5 років тому +6

      And the Minutemen are to busy murdering Preston Garvey to help, and even if they come they get destroyed by high level enemies.

    • @TrueSparktron
      @TrueSparktron 5 років тому

      Yes. just enjoy the crab food.

    • @TheTexasDice
      @TheTexasDice 5 років тому +4

      @@CaptainDavyJones Well, he could put 10 points in strength and use the Basher Perk to kill people with the Flare gun that way

  • @beaudaniels5633
    @beaudaniels5633 5 років тому +160

    “Dennis still hasn’t learned the definition of boundaries.” Your commentary is gold man!

  • @mockeryofhumanity1435
    @mockeryofhumanity1435 5 років тому +306

    Can you beat Skyrim only using a shield.
    Can only use shield bash.

    • @Andri474
      @Andri474 5 років тому +26

      Sure, heal and use the one spiky shield that exists in the game.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 років тому +14

      Ymfah basically did that in his Pacifist run.

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 5 років тому

      @@Andri474
      What spiky shield

    • @photoast_
      @photoast_ 5 років тому +8

      @@tahabashir3779 targe of the blooded

    • @kanmeridoc1784
      @kanmeridoc1784 5 років тому +6

      That was actually one of my strongest builds before I discovered the crafting triad break. Restoration, heavy armor and block only. I'd get the restoration perk that restored fatigue while you healed and just bash away.

  • @deshanw1992
    @deshanw1992 5 років тому +76

    8:44 that mid air catch, straight into the crocodile's mouth, crazy haha

    • @ds_damian564
      @ds_damian564 3 роки тому +1

      That happened to me to I did the dive animation and the mili second my hand touched the water alligator attacked and scared the hell out of me

  • @elijahsmith3524
    @elijahsmith3524 5 років тому +54

    I love your narration of everything happening, honestly the only reason I subbed to you. Started off wanting to see a challenge run, and cane to love the telling if the story enough to stay.
    Thank you for the great videos.

  • @LucyWest370
    @LucyWest370 5 років тому +801

    You should beat Skyrim with a wabbajack

    • @IndyColaTV
      @IndyColaTV 5 років тому +7

      would take too long to get it

    • @krazyaust7720
      @krazyaust7720 5 років тому +59

      @@IndyColaTV No. All your would need to is go to Solitude and get the mission, go to the Pegalius wing, and do the quest. There's no combat in the mission. (Mostly). Its definitely possible.

    • @404_BrainDidNotLoad
      @404_BrainDidNotLoad 5 років тому +13

      KrazyAust actually you need to be level 10 to start it and it would take awhile to get there unless he cheese levels something non combat up like soul trap on a dead body/creature

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 5 років тому +11

      Alex Vuu well actually he could just grind non combat things such as completing other quests, or discovering locations so it’s possible.

    • @PunkerWithABoner
      @PunkerWithABoner 5 років тому +7

      He could use speech and barter to level up too, that’s a demented idea by the way

  • @imfatkid420
    @imfatkid420 5 років тому +149

    Can you beat skyrim using only telekinesis? Probably but I would love to watch you do it if that's sounds good to you and others :)

  • @Whiterin
    @Whiterin 5 років тому +189

    It's kind of amazing that FC3 still looks so great, and at the time it ran better than almost anything I'd ever played on my PC. FC3, with graphics that still look good, ran drastically better than Minecraft or Skyrim. lol

    • @udozocklein6023
      @udozocklein6023 3 роки тому +7

      especially fkn minecraft.. even without ressourcepacks and mods it took so much ram and cpu it was incredible

    • @abhishekbajpai4945
      @abhishekbajpai4945 3 роки тому +9

      @@udozocklein6023 the wonders of java

    • @enclaveleader1789
      @enclaveleader1789 3 роки тому +1

      Especially fallout 4 that shit crashes every bad time especially with mods

    • @enclaveleader1789
      @enclaveleader1789 3 роки тому +3

      Far cry 3 never crashed for me also

    • @mylo5641
      @mylo5641 3 роки тому +1

      @@abhishekbajpai4945 more that the old mc devs created cluttered code that ran terribly. that's why people made mods to optimise on different things such as rendering with optifine

  • @canismori
    @canismori 5 років тому +132

    20 Seconds in and I already know the answer because of the little sniping mission later on.

    • @PenguinzFTW
      @PenguinzFTW 5 років тому +5

      Or the mission where you have to use the bow with explosive arrows to kill that monster shit thing

    • @MayoAddict475
      @MayoAddict475 5 років тому

      @@PenguinzFTW I HATE that

  • @MM-op6ti
    @MM-op6ti 5 років тому +402

    Can you beat kingdom come deliverance with only fists

    • @boleslavjobbik8862
      @boleslavjobbik8862 5 років тому +17

      OMG I want to see this one. Game of my heart. Ehm it isn't because it was made i my country. Of course.

    • @Tristan1062
      @Tristan1062 5 років тому +1

      M M Bro did you see my comment of this on his last video and copy it? I approve either way.

    • @asterwolf1596
      @asterwolf1596 5 років тому +1

      You probably can't (ofc if there aren't exploits to skip tutorials)

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 5 років тому +6

      @@asterwolf1596 I've always said forced weapon tutorial sections and the like shouldn't count to these challenges.

    • @Kunar24
      @Kunar24 5 років тому

      Tbh that would be fun to try.

  • @TheMrWelshy
    @TheMrWelshy 5 років тому +114

    I remember completing this game and not knowing I could fast travel till I started trying to 100% the achievements in it.
    My excuse is that I was young at the time.... And an idiot.

    • @rodrigopadilha5682
      @rodrigopadilha5682 3 роки тому

      Your pfp is... matpat?

    • @TheMrWelshy
      @TheMrWelshy 3 роки тому

      @@rodrigopadilha5682 No it's me...

    • @a.g.m8790
      @a.g.m8790 3 роки тому +5

      Well when I was a kid I had similar experiences w/ games where I didn’t know entire mechanics even existed let alone try to use them lol. Btw not fast traveling in a game can be fun IF you have the time and patience for it and IF the game makes moving through it’s environment fun

    • @stuglife5514
      @stuglife5514 2 роки тому +3

      As a kid I was pretty poor so I really only got one or two new games a year. Far cry 3 was one of my favorites for years. It got to the point where I stopped fast traveling because it made games more fun for me. Now by default when I play an open world game I refuse to fast travel

    • @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace
      @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace Рік тому +1

      We were all young and stupid at a time, one time I put a soda can tab on a vacuum cleaner plug because it fit perfectly - like a match made in heaven - and then plugged it into the outlet. It exploded sparks out all over 7 year old me and that room still doesn't have electricity. I was unharmed but the memory still haunts me.

  • @headsgrowback1
    @headsgrowback1 5 років тому +444

    Farcry 3 was arguably the best game of the year. But you know what one of the best games of last year was?
    Kingdom Come Deliverance. Can you beat it with only your fists?

    • @BurntToast-m3s
      @BurntToast-m3s 5 років тому +2

      Ha god of war was the game of the year last year

    • @dolebludger
      @dolebludger 5 років тому +62

      @@BurntToast-m3s He said one of the best, turn your brain on

    • @SmashingSnow
      @SmashingSnow 5 років тому +1

      I wonder if you could

    • @Alchemeri
      @Alchemeri 5 років тому +6

      I mean...
      You can, but why would you?

    • @ScrewupExtraordinaire
      @ScrewupExtraordinaire 5 років тому +11

      There's no way he's that masochistic.

  • @NikHYTWP
    @NikHYTWP 5 років тому +38

    I like seeing you diversify your content! Love your channel, keep up the good work!

  • @dylanxiong6519
    @dylanxiong6519 5 років тому +21

    Your channel is actually nice to listen to while I’m gaming or just relaxing. Thanks bro.

  • @NorthEevee
    @NorthEevee 5 років тому +584

    Next: Can you beat Far Cry 4 by only kicking?

    • @NorthEevee
      @NorthEevee 5 років тому +1

      @C Houghton Rip

    • @kaymaybeokay
      @kaymaybeokay 5 років тому +57

      Yes. Wait for Pagan Min to come back from his call

    • @NorthEevee
      @NorthEevee 5 років тому +3

      @@kaymaybeokay That's one way. But I'm pretty sure everyone wants the other...

    • @Nezulurania
      @Nezulurania 5 років тому +3

      @@NorthEevee farcry 5 is allways kick tho? So how about that

    • @NorthEevee
      @NorthEevee 5 років тому +1

      @@Nezulurania Is it? I think you can punch too...

  • @jacobguzman6997
    @jacobguzman6997 5 років тому +185

    Can you beat Lego Star wars the complete saga without taking damage

  • @Sirrizz
    @Sirrizz 5 років тому +31

    First game i ever felt the need to get the platinum trophy for on ps3. An absolute gem!

  • @latincristo
    @latincristo 5 років тому +485

    3:45 killed the first of many dogs...
    John wick: loads the first of many clips

    • @jeremyronald
      @jeremyronald 5 років тому +45

      I hate to be that guy, but....... magazines*

    • @UnderstandingCode
      @UnderstandingCode 5 років тому +10

      @@jeremyronald what if hes using a WW2 Springfield ? You LOVE to be that guy*

    • @SockADuck
      @SockADuck 5 років тому +2

      @@UnderstandingCode what if he is using a belt fed machine gun....?

    • @arkonez6730
      @arkonez6730 5 років тому +2

      Rob Sanders What if he’s using a shotgun? Then I have to correct you, not magazines-shells.

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 5 років тому +1

      @@arkonez6730 What if he's using a grenade-launcher?

  • @jeebus.h
    @jeebus.h 5 років тому +35

    Now you have to try this in Far Cry 4, where soldiers knock you down from 3 miles away.

    • @virylanon8213
      @virylanon8213 5 років тому +7

      Getting knocked down in FC4 is pretty much a death sentence for you. (And suicidal if played on Hard)

    • @trashmammal9203
      @trashmammal9203 4 роки тому +1

      fOr KiNg mIn

    • @moth4434
      @moth4434 4 роки тому +1

      You should see far cry new dawn

    • @pewdieleafy9276
      @pewdieleafy9276 3 роки тому

      It's even more annoying if your trying to get a takedown

  • @DemBigOlEyes
    @DemBigOlEyes 5 років тому +61

    I love how Mitten changes Citra's name everytime he meets her. That's how important she is... NOT.

    • @faceless2302
      @faceless2302 5 років тому +8

      What do you mean? Citrus is perfectly important to the plot. In fact, Citalopram is my favorite character.

    • @hkr1276
      @hkr1276 4 роки тому +7

      @@faceless2302 actually you are right. Cissy is the only reason this type of a plot works

  • @scar2244
    @scar2244 5 років тому +70

    Watching your videos always puts a smile on my face that or im laughing to death

  • @sylvancochran1572
    @sylvancochran1572 4 роки тому +19

    "We escaped at speeds that would make a snail wonder what the holdup is."

  • @TheLonelyNobody
    @TheLonelyNobody 5 років тому +7

    I like how he didn't edit out his phone interrupting him, but he complains about them not putting legs in the game. Such amazing attention to detail.

  • @CFBEmbeddedMOD
    @CFBEmbeddedMOD 5 років тому +47

    I coughed at 6:44 when he said “shut up” 😂 it was scary timing

  • @white_ninja9828
    @white_ninja9828 4 роки тому +60

    “I tried to stealthily clear an outpost, and got promptly mauled by a tiger. I hate this game.”

  • @Koopax13
    @Koopax13 5 років тому +58

    Now, you can hold the machete out constantly in Farcry 2, so you should try the machete only challenge for Farcry 2 next!

    • @KyleSmith-
      @KyleSmith- 5 років тому +3

      Good luck taking out a convoy with only a machete, I would like to see someone try tho

    • @idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790
      @idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790 5 років тому +2

      Far cry 2's malaria system was a whore to deal with

    • @amelie-3429
      @amelie-3429 5 років тому +5

      @@idspreadmycheeksforyouanyd9790 no it wasn't. Why does everyone hate it so much? You just had to do a mission to get more medicine now and again and then take it when Malaria kicks in. Seriously, what is people's problem with this?

    • @68idl
      @68idl 5 років тому +1

      @@amelie-3429 People are just lazy

  • @rubiohernandezerickdaniel2111
    @rubiohernandezerickdaniel2111 5 років тому +209

    "Stealth missions in action games suck cactus"
    -mitten squad

    • @somerandomknucklesinatank1491
      @somerandomknucklesinatank1491 4 роки тому +3

      True

    • @cappsyb3669
      @cappsyb3669 4 роки тому +1

      Ah yes... The cactus.

    • @charlie1234500
      @charlie1234500 4 роки тому +2

      Ah yes, the "action shooter game with stealth elements thrown in" genre.
      Wait until you realize they add such revolutionary mechanics such as jumping and crawling on the ground.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 3 роки тому +2

      @@charlie1234500 Don't forget the "automatically snaps to cover" that works pretty randomly xD

    • @hubertdutka6811
      @hubertdutka6811 3 роки тому +1

      NO STEALTH MISSIONS THE BESTTT

  • @Turd_Burglar804
    @Turd_Burglar804 Рік тому +13

    Rest easy big guy.

  • @Infection5193
    @Infection5193 5 років тому +174

    I feel like Resident Evil 4 would be a good game to play through with these challenges. Knife only, pistol only, shotgun only, no damage, and plenty of parts to make fun of

    • @cosmin-teodorsiminescu769
      @cosmin-teodorsiminescu769 5 років тому

      agree

    • @MowLesture
      @MowLesture 5 років тому

      I think people have done it back in the days

    • @Infection5193
      @Infection5193 5 років тому +28

      @@MowLesture Yeah but plenty of people have done fallout as a baby, no hit, or no weapons too. It's to see him play it and what jokes he can come up with for the game

    • @d-train115
      @d-train115 5 років тому

      Re4 is the best game evah

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 5 років тому +2

      Except it's extremely easy to soft-lock yourself since ammo can be pretty scarce at times and you don't get to choose what ammo drops from enemies.
      The only viable weapon you could do this with is the Thompson or a Maxed Out Handgun (any style except Samurai Edge) and use kneecapping to melee combos to conserve ammo.
      There are times where you HAVE to shoot something so knife only is also out.

  • @jackmyers35
    @jackmyers35 5 років тому +199

    Video 6 of asking mitten to beat half life with only a crowbar

    • @MittenSquad
      @MittenSquad  5 років тому +117

      You know what, I've never played Half-Life, so doing a blind playthrough with only a crowbar could be a fun idea.

    • @jackmyers35
      @jackmyers35 5 років тому +9

      @@MittenSquad Finally a response yes that would be a good video idea i mean if anyone could do it it would be you

    • @dandydolphin64
      @dandydolphin64 5 років тому +1

      @@MittenSquad. Or Half Life 2 would be fun to watch

    • @bruhmomentbruh3458
      @bruhmomentbruh3458 5 років тому +2

      @@dandydolphin64 yea but its not possible in hl2 idk if you can in hl1

    • @kardnails8729
      @kardnails8729 5 років тому +7

      I actually don't think it is possible. There are several situations that come to mind that would be hard, if not impossible, without a ranged weapon.

  • @damienb6857
    @damienb6857 Рік тому +12

    R.i.p mitten squad

  • @Crazy_Infern02
    @Crazy_Infern02 5 років тому +15

    6:42 I lost it🤣😂😂😂😂 Great video I enjoy all of them!

  • @aquamenadventures4382
    @aquamenadventures4382 5 років тому +67

    Open your mouth for my mushroom
    -mitten squad 2019

  • @OgreDLink
    @OgreDLink Рік тому +10

    I love you Paul in a not weird way.

  • @Ravenesu
    @Ravenesu 5 років тому +59

    I got the best idea. "Can you beat Far cry 5 without using any weapons". since you can holster you weapons you can OLNY use your fists, JUST fists. i hope this will be a video

    • @derekcourtney6336
      @derekcourtney6336 5 років тому +2

      Well the problem with that is the drug "furious" can one shot almost anything, some of the main missions like killing John seed REQUIRE you to kill him with a airplane and plenty of the main missions require you to use vehicles ect

    • @n1tr0gaming11
      @n1tr0gaming11 5 років тому

      Derek Courtney vehicles are not weapons

    • @Ravenesu
      @Ravenesu 5 років тому

      @@n1tr0gaming11 you can drive em

    • @derekcourtney6336
      @derekcourtney6336 5 років тому

      @@n1tr0gaming11 please read the comment 😭

    • @yotengoman5413
      @yotengoman5413 5 років тому

      @@derekcourtney6336 you don't have to kill john with a plane cause he jumps out of the plane when the plane is destroyed

  • @davaniecrouch1762
    @davaniecrouch1762 5 років тому +12

    You have honestly become one of my favorite channels. Thank you for all of the entertainment.

  • @xXDeM0NSlay3rX_x
    @xXDeM0NSlay3rX_x 5 років тому +219

    “Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity” - Vaas

    • @smokey2653
      @smokey2653 5 років тому +11

      Ever*

    • @Radskull_
      @Radskull_ 5 років тому +10

      Then he tells you again

    • @british-sama7007
      @british-sama7007 4 роки тому +17

      "Don't trust quotes on the internet, they are mostly made up"
      - George Washington

    • @xXDeM0NSlay3rX_x
      @xXDeM0NSlay3rX_x 4 роки тому +12

      Bruno Henrique Sequinel ah yes, I forgot that quote from George Washin....WAIT A MINUTE

    • @vonstraugg5963
      @vonstraugg5963 4 роки тому +1

      *-Nacho

  • @theodorusdeath
    @theodorusdeath 5 років тому +44

    "But when the enemies all have firearms "YOUR GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME"."

    • @patriot17764th
      @patriot17764th 5 років тому +1

      Slightly

    • @demokustyle133
      @demokustyle133 5 років тому

      he said it was in easy diff soooo ... no

    • @theodorusdeath
      @theodorusdeath 5 років тому +1

      Hey he said this himself

    • @demokustyle133
      @demokustyle133 5 років тому

      Dude trust me i played far cry 3 in all diff and is not hard , i miss my ps3 & ps3 era 😭

  • @Mutantgamer
    @Mutantgamer 5 років тому +73

    Can you beat Spider-Man PS4 using only webs? No punching or kicking as much as possible.

    • @DanielPinel
      @DanielPinel 4 роки тому

      Oooooo. I liek that. (Sorry for the dead asf meme)

    • @antongrekov7710
      @antongrekov7710 4 роки тому +2

      you have to kick some bosses because web doesn't make any damage

    • @GH0UL006
      @GH0UL006 4 роки тому +1

      Yes ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

  • @Cimzon
    @Cimzon 11 місяців тому +6

    Rest in peace Mitten squad

  • @samemz
    @samemz 5 років тому +26

    "... And promptly mauled by s tiger. I hate this game." Mitten Squad is relatable

  • @shawn11285
    @shawn11285 5 років тому +45

    You should beat far cry 5 with shovels

    • @jeremyronald
      @jeremyronald 5 років тому +2

      Shovels.... and throwing bats

  • @TheNephilimofEmpireCity
    @TheNephilimofEmpireCity 5 років тому +335

    Can you beat Far Cry 3 Blood dragon by only flipping people off?

    • @justsomeone5314
      @justsomeone5314 5 років тому +44

      Pretty sure that's the only way to beat it.

    • @skully_8500
      @skully_8500 5 років тому +37

      Furry trash

    • @lobzoy
      @lobzoy 5 років тому +5

      @@skully_8500 n word

    • @TwixtheFox
      @TwixtheFox 5 років тому +30

      @@skully_8500 Spotted the 12 year old who thinks he has to prove himself to complete strangers

    • @TwixtheFox
      @TwixtheFox 5 років тому +13

      @@skully_8500 wowee so original funni

  • @artenox1767
    @artenox1767 5 років тому +88

    Can you beat Far Cry 4 with only a blow torch?

    • @karimasensei_9538
      @karimasensei_9538 5 років тому +8

      Wieloryb Meksykański i have tried it once i regret my life and choices

    • @EddieOtool
      @EddieOtool 5 років тому +3

      It would be easier to beat the IRS with a blow j**...

  • @omerkhaledbastawy6919
    @omerkhaledbastawy6919 Рік тому +10

    rip just found his videos looked really cool

  • @ShaLoCFH
    @ShaLoCFH 5 років тому +6

    If we think about this, this man has put these restrictions on him, these outrageous ones and ridiculously funny ones, but imagine what this legend of a man could do with no restrictions

  • @geekboy2140
    @geekboy2140 5 років тому +28

    “...I upgraded my sack...”
    Mom: what did he just say!?!
    Me: he’s upgrading his bag!
    Mom: he better be upgrading that damn bag....

  • @leanderrumor8164
    @leanderrumor8164 Рік тому +12

    Rest in peace

  • @woodbetty
    @woodbetty 6 місяців тому +3

    rest in peace, man. your videos were way too good for this world.

  • @Dogman1993
    @Dogman1993 5 років тому +10

    Far Cry 2 is still alive and kicking with Multiplayer. The map editor is bananas and people are still making maps.

    • @tybraker27
      @tybraker27 5 років тому

      I couldn't go more than 5 hours in the game without random enemy spawns killing me and making me lose hours of progress until I just quit. Yes I'm one of those types who forgets to save so I really need some kind of auto-save system. That was my only complaint with what little I played of FC2.

    • @user-ng2ry9cq9w
      @user-ng2ry9cq9w 5 років тому

      tybraker27 Hello one of those types of players who forgets to save the game

    • @tybraker27
      @tybraker27 5 років тому

      @@user-ng2ry9cq9w Hello person who can remember to save.

  • @sujeito1794
    @sujeito1794 5 років тому +7

    Jason: I never shoot before.
    Dennis: What do they say in America? There is a first time for everything.
    Jason: But I'm good at cooking.

  • @stylo1161
    @stylo1161 4 роки тому +18

    6:40 I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

  • @Tristan1062
    @Tristan1062 5 років тому +109

    Can you beat Kingdom Come: Deliverance with only your fists?

    • @spaceblockb5284
      @spaceblockb5284 5 років тому +1

      since you can beat the game without killing anyone, i would assume yes.

    • @Ap0Kal1ps3
      @Ap0Kal1ps3 5 років тому +1

      Easily. Fists are a surprisingly good way to fight in KCD. You swing faster than most weapons once your unarmed skill is high. You can jab people to death while wearing juggernaut armor.

  • @america-san
    @america-san 5 років тому +5

    Man, that's such a nostalgia blast for me. 2012 was such a life changing year.

  • @toothpickprovider2614
    @toothpickprovider2614 4 роки тому +5

    "Upgraded my sack to allow it to contain 32 items"
    That's gotta be SOMEONE'S thing...

  • @perochialjoe
    @perochialjoe 5 років тому +15

    This is a dark day in Mitten Squad history.

  • @gaussman3369
    @gaussman3369 5 років тому +8

    Hey, I really like your channel, specifically the "can you" challenges, and I would like to suggest a game you guys could start working on. It's called Risk of Rain and you can get it from the playstation store for around 10 bucks, and I think there would be some unique and fun challenges for you to try. Anyway, love your channel, go fellow Michiganders!

  • @BirdGang6
    @BirdGang6 Рік тому +1

    I love how the pigs just walk up to you and wait so patiently for you to kill them

  • @Catchcheese
    @Catchcheese 5 років тому +21

    “Can you beat bear grills interactive tv show without dying

  • @Onyxiate
    @Onyxiate 5 років тому +55

    Can you beat FarCry 5 with only a Brass Knuckles/Any Melee weapon?

    • @loganluban2894
      @loganluban2894 5 років тому +5

      Probably yea. Aluminium bat is really good.

    • @lanceduckworth9158
      @lanceduckworth9158 5 років тому +3

      The shovel is pretty good too

    • @loganluban2894
      @loganluban2894 5 років тому +1

      The problem is most melee weapons break.

    • @lanceduckworth9158
      @lanceduckworth9158 5 років тому

      @@loganluban2894 oh yea that's right it's been a while since I played that

    • @loganluban2894
      @loganluban2894 5 років тому +1

      Fist only would be cool. No brass knuckles or melee weapons

  • @lynchie360
    @lynchie360 4 місяці тому +2

    This literally just appeared on my feed, we miss you man, rest in peace x

  • @PabloRodriguez-cl4ox
    @PabloRodriguez-cl4ox 5 років тому +59

    Can you beat the lonesome road dlc without taking any damage?

  • @raidmaster6879
    @raidmaster6879 5 років тому +263

    Hello!
    day 2 of "Can you beat boarderlands the pre-sequal without an o2 tank."

    • @ItsNotBradley
      @ItsNotBradley 5 років тому +43

      Yeah, just play clap-trap

    • @MarChaG
      @MarChaG 5 років тому +8

      No claptrap for extra challenge

    • @Hornfrog
      @Hornfrog 5 років тому +3

      Doom boy I hate to say claptrap doesn’t need to breath air so you only couldn’t double jump

    • @raidmaster6879
      @raidmaster6879 5 років тому

      @@Hornfrog True, but I'm hoping he'll do it anyway.

    • @nyanscout3413
      @nyanscout3413 5 років тому +2

      Supermang 666 no, he has a mental need to breathe. Coming from a claptrap main. It’s the first thing he says when you go to space.

  • @arminxvs3372
    @arminxvs3372 5 років тому +16

    "I thought some fun would be fun."

  • @storedalmond943
    @storedalmond943 5 років тому +65

    22:07 I LITERALLY did. The. EXACT. SAME. THING.

  • @brunoberti8790
    @brunoberti8790 5 років тому +10

    10:00 you can actually pass this part without using a gun by using a fire resistance syringe

    • @indexkiller806
      @indexkiller806 3 роки тому

      Well it's more of seeing how much of it you actually can he even admits himself

  • @PFPRoco
    @PFPRoco 5 років тому +83

    Well, yeah, but...
    The question I want to know the answer to is... Can You Beat Batman: Arkham Asylum With Only Batarangs?

    • @sumspring4112
      @sumspring4112 5 років тому +2

      Depends if you can use melee as well. If not, probably not.

    • @fox2569
      @fox2569 5 років тому +4

      Nope. It only stuns those titan beasts and you need to beat them.

    • @rockythesnailracechampion7144
      @rockythesnailracechampion7144 4 роки тому +2

      You got to stun the Titans plus I think it takes like 30 batarangs to take out a non-hurt thug with a gang of other thugs.
      So for him it would be tedious and boring.
      It is impossible.

    • @PFPRoco
      @PFPRoco 4 роки тому +2

      I really like how people are responding to this year old comment I made as a complete joke *knowing* it was impossible

    • @bucketboy1351
      @bucketboy1351 3 роки тому +1

      I beaten it without gadgets. (Well only used when needed to progress)

  • @thedankelf6752
    @thedankelf6752 5 років тому +48

    Can you beat the Far Harbor DLC without taking any damage? And btw i've been watching your vids like crazy keep up the amazing content

    • @MittenSquad
      @MittenSquad  5 років тому +18

      I'm gonna get around to all of Fallout 3, 4, and Skyrim's DLC eventually.

    • @thedankelf6752
      @thedankelf6752 5 років тому +1

      @@MittenSquad Damn i can't wait

    • @reddeaddude2187
      @reddeaddude2187 5 років тому +1

      Man, Far Harbor was a GREAT bit of dlc

    • @thedankelf6752
      @thedankelf6752 5 років тому +1

      @@reddeaddude2187 it was exciting going to a different island and the gulpers still give me nightmares XD

  • @draconyx3092
    @draconyx3092 5 років тому +40

    Can You Beat Uncharted: The Nathan Drake Collection With Only Using Your Fists?

    • @Mytiinae
      @Mytiinae 3 роки тому +1

      I dont think you TRULY can

  • @potatojones322
    @potatojones322 7 місяців тому +6

    miss you everyday, rest in peace❤️

  • @imgrimcookie4773
    @imgrimcookie4773 5 років тому +64

    Can you beat FarCry 5 by only throwing shovels?

    • @dustinc.russell6461
      @dustinc.russell6461 5 років тому +2

      Would he be able to use the shovel launcher?

    • @jeremyronald
      @jeremyronald 5 років тому +1

      I think throwing weapons only (minus the knives) because bats and pipes are funny af

    • @imgrimcookie4773
      @imgrimcookie4773 5 років тому

      @@dustinc.russell6461 idk,thts up to him if he does a shovels only vid.

    • @imgrimcookie4773
      @imgrimcookie4773 5 років тому +2

      @@jeremyronald throwing any of the melee weapons in the game is fun. But I personally find tht the shovels are funniest since your character throws them like javelins.

    • @thealmightywubwubs8451
      @thealmightywubwubs8451 5 років тому

      No. There’s trials that are part of the main missions that force you to use guns to kill people.

  • @roblesius1413
    @roblesius1413 5 років тому +9

    Can you beat Fallout 4 on survival, but every time you die you gotta start from the beginning?

  • @jthompson7175
    @jthompson7175 5 років тому +57

    Can you beat Borderlands 2 with only exploding Tediore reloads?

    • @FatherAlduin
      @FatherAlduin 5 років тому +5

      Joshua Thompson Using Krieg and an explosive build that would be easy. Hell, one of the ways to do raid bosses as Krieg relies on Tediore reloads

    • @goreman7160
      @goreman7160 5 років тому +8

      Can you beat borderlands presequel as claptrap

    • @rossisnoble7049
      @rossisnoble7049 5 років тому +2

      @@goreman7160 OH GOD, that'll be impossible!

    • @storedalmond943
      @storedalmond943 5 років тому +3

      @@rossisnoble7049 I'm still doing that in 2019. And started as Claptrap 1st. Still haven't finished. Gotta head back to it since its been about mmmm..........................
      ....... Well over a year. 😂

    • @JohnPeacekeeper
      @JohnPeacekeeper 4 роки тому +1

      @@goreman7160 I didn't just beat it as Claptrap. I also beat Raid Bosses with only one partner as Claptrap.
      For fun.
      The trick is to work WITH the idiocy and randomness :D

  • @majestictwizzler1564
    @majestictwizzler1564 5 років тому +12

    22:52 the game is stealth or action oriented you can chose to sneak through nearly the whole game if you’re patient enough

  • @stopsleetip5959
    @stopsleetip5959 5 років тому +44

    Can you beat fallout 3 the pitt whitout taking damage?

  • @LolCat361
    @LolCat361 4 місяці тому +2

    We could've gotten Far Cry 5 Throwables only, but no, he was taken too soon.

  • @pluto_022
    @pluto_022 5 років тому +7

    SInce I'm sure you have the all of the dialogue from the Fallout games memorized, Can you beat any Fallout game in a different language? Like set the in game language to Chinese or Polish or Russian or something like that. I think it would be an interesting playthrough

  • @qzylollol558
    @qzylollol558 2 роки тому +3

    I cant be the only person who didn't know you could upgrade your knife in far cry 3 tight?

    • @GalantHoese563
      @GalantHoese563 2 роки тому

      The Japanese tanto is op. Get 7 lost letters, and bam. You get op knife from Japan for free. Kind of, time isn't refundable.

    • @qzylollol558
      @qzylollol558 2 роки тому

      @@GalantHoese563 I had that knife and it 2 shots heavies but I'm seeing knifes I've never seen before in this video

  • @ciaranmullins9671
    @ciaranmullins9671 5 років тому +11

    This man has PATIENCE

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 років тому +26

    Well, I can name a certain movie monster than does really well with a machete
    I’m sure he can take the job

  • @Flemdragon
    @Flemdragon 5 років тому +3

    Gave me a tattoo without my permission had me laughing way too hard for no reason.