Binging with Babish: Sweetrolls from Skyrim

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  • Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
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    Well folks, after years of requests, they're finally here: the most tempting polygonal pastries ever put to PC, Sweetrolls from Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. I've been terrified to take on this digital dessert for years, but after developing a recipe using a buttery-sweet brioche, I think it's finally ready for the main stage. [Insert joke about stealing sweetrolls here].
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse  4 роки тому +40776

    I used to be an adventurer like you...then someone stole my sweetroll.

    • @SportSensai
      @SportSensai 4 роки тому +165

      LOL

    • @remxmbr
      @remxmbr 4 роки тому +431

      Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?

    • @Physigist
      @Physigist 4 роки тому +74

      perfection in a comment! I wonder if Babish will see this...

    • @childofathena9420
      @childofathena9420 4 роки тому +38

      This was such a beautiful Skyrim classic nice job

    • @cosmonaut2644
      @cosmonaut2644 4 роки тому +15

      7 million sub special when? (No pressure just wondering when we can expect it)

  • @ismeal231
    @ismeal231 4 роки тому +13527

    While the Dragonborn was killing dragons and absorbing their power, the Dough-vahkin was making a mammoth sized sweetroll.

    • @ethmodecroft7233
      @ethmodecroft7233 4 роки тому +107

      Why does this not have more likes!!

    • @Mayakran
      @Mayakran 4 роки тому +58

      Okay, I chuckled XD

    • @NightManEdin
      @NightManEdin 4 роки тому +39

      I feel dirty doing this but take my like anyway.

    • @robsche1337
      @robsche1337 3 роки тому +7

      I love you

    • @mrsirgiy
      @mrsirgiy 3 роки тому +5

      Beautiful

  • @lv26Phoenix
    @lv26Phoenix 4 роки тому +5510

    8:20 "But as so often happens, I've completely lost track of what I'm doing."
    Nah, that's just called sidequesting.

    • @ViaAkavi
      @ViaAkavi 4 роки тому +26

      Yes xD

    • @amandalee4735
      @amandalee4735 4 роки тому +67

      lv26Phoenix so true, nothing like accidentally getting lost in a side quest to slay Maraak after spending a few days to get to Alduin. Wish I could wipe my memory and play Skyrim again for the first time, such an amazing game.

    • @kostasch5686
      @kostasch5686 4 роки тому +26

      NO LOLLYGAGGING!

    • @gumpertapollo7945
      @gumpertapollo7945 4 роки тому +11

      @@amandalee4735 I'm playing Skyrim while watching this, i beat every dlc and main side quest before i beat the story

    • @eeeguba432
      @eeeguba432 4 роки тому +4

      when i lost track i sort of, break sth or just watch yt, th*is man just "oops"-ed dessert bread

  • @lexirockliffe6128
    @lexirockliffe6128 4 роки тому +10993

    "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"
    *quicksaves*

  • @jobalisk6649
    @jobalisk6649 2 роки тому +4445

    I love how Babish calls his first one a bland medieval snack, and then proceeds to make brioche, a popular medieval bread

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 2 роки тому +387

      As with all things, modern Brioche is not the same as whatever they made back then

    • @Exilir8
      @Exilir8 Рік тому +141

      @@logandh2 yes, it was more.... Brioche..

    • @maketemmiegreatagain5246
      @maketemmiegreatagain5246 Рік тому +59

      ​@@Exilir8more... Bred

    • @pentomic57
      @pentomic57 Рік тому +63

      ​@@maketemmiegreatagain5246more... peasanty

    • @1unartic
      @1unartic Рік тому +11

      @@pentomic57more…

  • @peezysmith5245
    @peezysmith5245 4 роки тому +9747

    He missed the opportunity to start the video with: “Hey you, you’re finally awake.”

    • @InsomniacCrow
      @InsomniacCrow 4 роки тому +377

      My body hurts knowing that he didn't start it like that

    • @melancholicmelon7338
      @melancholicmelon7338 4 роки тому +114

      God has blessed you with Intelligence

    • @robin9793
      @robin9793 4 роки тому +199

      This episode needs to be remade, it's flawed, incomplete, tainted

    • @MichaelTheRead
      @MichaelTheRead 4 роки тому +86

      I was happier not knowing.

    • @Skanderbeg99
      @Skanderbeg99 4 роки тому +40

      Oh how we must suffer

  • @crossbones116
    @crossbones116 4 роки тому +9495

    *Todd Howard confirms that Skyrim is being ported to Binging With Babish*

  • @mwstudios11
    @mwstudios11 4 роки тому +2348

    Babish: Here's how to make sweetrolls. Oh and also a loaf of Brioche.

  • @keshtheclean2772
    @keshtheclean2772 2 роки тому +1237

    Kesh really enjoy sweetroll, but you should try adding moon sugar. Keep your heart warm in this lands of bitter cold.

    • @LoafofSourdough
      @LoafofSourdough 2 роки тому +59

      Kesh the Clean? More like Kush the Green (please laugh)

    • @A5M0D3U5
      @A5M0D3U5 2 роки тому +15

      Sweet roll eddies 🤤

    • @the_jam_man
      @the_jam_man 2 роки тому +3

      @@LoafofSourdough hehe

    • @liamcluett6203
      @liamcluett6203 Рік тому +10

      Maybe add some vampire dust, a silver ingot or three

  • @matthias4505
    @matthias4505 4 роки тому +3551

    "can you tell why I'm a terrible baker?"
    No, no i cant

    • @IanLConnors
      @IanLConnors 4 роки тому +33

      It's all so subjective I've learned. Everyone has their own "right" way.

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 4 роки тому +10

      No *FUS RO DAH* Because you can’t cook while you’re dead.

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 4 роки тому +76

      that's just how bakers do.
      I've worked as a baker assistant for two years and I still remember the first time after hearing my boss say "add some more flour" I asked how many grams and he just laughed in my face then stared me in the eyes and replied in the most deadpan tone "some more grams"

    • @Salmon_Toastie
      @Salmon_Toastie 4 роки тому +13

      NPC Consistency is death. You should only strive for feeling and height when being consistent, especially with bread.

    • @trishasvidsnstuff
      @trishasvidsnstuff 4 роки тому +6

      SalmonToastie yo socrates. it's fuckin bakery.

  • @robmemeoverlord6399
    @robmemeoverlord6399 4 роки тому +5453

    I feel like Babish would actually follow the recipe in that one dark brotherhood quest and cook the emperor an amazing meal.

    • @am3thysts
      @am3thysts 4 роки тому +43

      Yes!!!

    • @Viktorreznov1942
      @Viktorreznov1942 4 роки тому +153

      BuT hE wAsNt ThE rEaL eMpErOr

    • @autodidacticartisan
      @autodidacticartisan 4 роки тому +284

      If you read uncommon taste it shows the recipe. I made it and its basically just gravy

    • @DraeonKaiser
      @DraeonKaiser 4 роки тому +227

      @@autodidacticartisan did you forget to add the gold coin?

    • @iwantmerledixon
      @iwantmerledixon 4 роки тому +29

      Dragonlord 885 They probably did.

  • @devilmaylift
    @devilmaylift 4 роки тому +2835

    I'm disappointed he didn't start with "hey, you. You're finally awake"

  • @KingreX32
    @KingreX32 3 роки тому +3769

    I've always imagined sweet rolls to have a bit of cinnamon in them as well.

    • @Bass_Goat53
      @Bass_Goat53 3 роки тому +288

      At this point just make cinnamon rolls

    • @geturopium
      @geturopium 3 роки тому +58

      No

    • @Menacing-Mercy
      @Menacing-Mercy 2 роки тому +143

      Yeah, I half imagined them to have a lot of spices in them.
      I like to think about different recipes too, like maybe add walnuts, chocolate chips, and cinnamon.

    • @bigdingus9333
      @bigdingus9333 2 роки тому +32

      @@Menacing-Mercy would chocolate exist in Skyrim?

    • @juliaemma5258
      @juliaemma5258 2 роки тому +35

      I think of like mini bunt cakes with the icing on top and the sponge is kind of like a coffee cake taste

  • @TheHeroOfTomorrow
    @TheHeroOfTomorrow 4 роки тому +1637

    Babish: "Let's make sweet rolls."
    Midway through:
    Babish: "Let's make brioche bread--oh wait--"

    • @acoin1116
      @acoin1116 4 роки тому +171

      Pretty accurate to the Skyrim experience, setting out to do something and then forgetting what you were doing because you saw some bandits that needed murdering so you followed them into a Dwemer ruin and ended up exploring the underworld for several hours and surfacing across the map from where you intended to go.

    • @tylerwaynes2107
      @tylerwaynes2107 4 роки тому +50

      @@acoin1116 And that's how I forgot about main quest line.

    • @skevt1808
      @skevt1808 4 роки тому +1

      he need those 10 minute ads

    • @michaelreed7881
      @michaelreed7881 4 роки тому +10

      @@tylerwaynes2107 theres a main story?

    • @ToxxicBurst476
      @ToxxicBurst476 4 роки тому +10

      @@acoin1116 And That's the reason why I end up making 20 characters over the span of a year because I get distracted, like you so rightfully put it, after reaching approximately level 10 - 15, leave the game for a few weeks, forget where I was in the story, and decide to start from scratch.

  • @android16B
    @android16B 4 роки тому +2871

    "To apologize for all the stolen mammoth cheese"
    *Me, looking at all my grand soul gems* Yes.... the cheese....

    • @quill7889
      @quill7889 4 роки тому +86

      Yeah lol, that's *exactly* why I go to the giant camps........for the cheese.
      Wink wink

    • @sargentdemers1008
      @sargentdemers1008 4 роки тому +36

      Genocide 100

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 4 роки тому +61

      ...Eheheh... Yeah, The... _Soul Gems..._
      **Hides Severed Giant Toes, Mammoth Meat and Tusk, as well as Mammoth Cheese behind back.**

    • @Spaceman2921
      @Spaceman2921 4 роки тому +6

      *Me, looking at all my giant toes.*

    • @Gwnswrld
      @Gwnswrld 4 роки тому +4

      I’m always stealing their phat toes

  • @alessandromazza4557
    @alessandromazza4557 4 роки тому +750

    Me to Bethesda: "So, when are Starfield and The Elder Scrolls 6 coming out?"
    Bethesda: "LOOK BABISH MADE A BIG SWEET ROLL"

    • @nabongobong9155
      @nabongobong9155 4 роки тому

      LOL LMAOOO

    • @luxither7354
      @luxither7354 4 роки тому +5

      So Bethesda, when are we gonna talk about Fallout 76?

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 4 роки тому +4

      @@luxither7354 Just...just don't talk about it, it might go away then.

    • @teutonieth
      @teutonieth 4 роки тому

      as above but continued:
      me: ooh, neat roll... wait a moment.
      Babish: it's so delicious, that Greymoor must be equally good.
      me: *something shatters inside*

    • @darthralin
      @darthralin 4 роки тому +1

      Well, this got me more hyped about TESVI than anything I've seen since the teaser, so they're getting something right.

  • @unforgivencaleb528
    @unforgivencaleb528 Рік тому +32

    Skyrim Guard: "Let me guess... Someone stole your sweetroll..."
    Me: "If only you knew how much work goes into making them..."

  • @jojo3894
    @jojo3894 4 роки тому +1628

    “I tried to do this by hand once and damn near quit cooking all together”
    Damn, I felt that one.

    • @bennywalks8842
      @bennywalks8842 4 роки тому +25

      In the start of my culinary journey, I had a mentor tell me to do that. It was daunting for sure, and it was a very humbling experience

    • @brendengough2125
      @brendengough2125 4 роки тому +4

      Same, i am happy he didn't

    • @sweetrthnhuny28
      @sweetrthnhuny28 4 роки тому +3

      I can’t bake cause I hate using recipes which always leads to disaster lol but as soon as my youngest turns 18 I don’t planning on cooking again!!

    • @esoterikizm
      @esoterikizm 4 роки тому +3

      Felt that too. Real cooks know. lol

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 4 роки тому

      I was already exasperated once with a dough made of flour and yogurt.

  • @Entropy_AYS
    @Entropy_AYS 4 роки тому +2568

    I will never get tired of hearing this man say the word "Butter" repeatedly.

    • @babycloud1597
      @babycloud1597 4 роки тому +18

      King Harlus intensifies

    • @mabh1967
      @mabh1967 4 роки тому +2

      Babycloud 159 hahahahaha good ol warband days

    • @panoskiller1535
      @panoskiller1535 4 роки тому +2

      @@babycloud1597 After consulting with the peers of the realm, Butterlord Harlaus has decided to confer Knudarr Castle to Butterlord Harlaus.

    • @ix3755
      @ix3755 4 роки тому +1

      *KOSHER SALT INTENSIFIES*

    • @PyraLithiam
      @PyraLithiam 4 роки тому

      I guess you could say his voice his buttery sweet.

  • @hamseem
    @hamseem 4 роки тому +1228

    “Absurd that you can’t get a good sweet roll, in this skeever hole of a city”

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 4 роки тому +4

      Dαin
      Hail Ulfric

    • @mathewbouse1105
      @mathewbouse1105 4 роки тому +41

      the comma after sweet rolls is perfect because that's exactly how she delivers the line

    • @peezysmith5245
      @peezysmith5245 4 роки тому

      Dαin *FUS- ROH DAH!*

    • @nathanstultz3434
      @nathanstultz3434 4 роки тому +1

      I want to dropkick each of those brats right off the throat of the world and into Alduin's mouth.

    • @Lizard3867
      @Lizard3867 4 роки тому

      *this is why i download mods that allow me to kill the children.*

  • @sunburst2740
    @sunburst2740 3 роки тому +270

    There's a Skyrim mod that adds a quest called "the sweet roll thief"

    • @Sparkle8205
      @Sparkle8205 3 роки тому +3

      There is? Link?

    • @_TheSplicer_
      @_TheSplicer_ 9 місяців тому +2

      It was me. I stole the sweet roll!

    • @sunburst2740
      @sunburst2740 9 місяців тому +2

      @@_TheSplicer_ it was me barry

  • @acat1167
    @acat1167 4 роки тому +4383

    ”Wisk it one handed”
    ONE HANDED: LV. 100

  • @NebbyNebberson
    @NebbyNebberson 4 роки тому +666

    "I wanted to see if I could make a sweet roll using only these ingredients"
    *immediately adds pepper*

    • @ninjacell2999
      @ninjacell2999 4 роки тому +3

      That was only for the Yorkshires though, he removed it when adapting the recipe

    • @SavageGreywolf
      @SavageGreywolf 4 роки тому +21

      I'd just like to note that the list of ingredients lacks sugar... for _sweetrolls_
      and that Yorkshire puddings are a savory dish.

    • @patricktracey6014
      @patricktracey6014 4 роки тому

      SavageGreywolf yeah you wouldn’t have a sweet roll with ya roast would you?

    • @NebbyNebberson
      @NebbyNebberson 4 роки тому +3

      @@ninjacell2999 Doesn't change the fact he immediately changed it despite what he said

  • @SnipeyDaSniper
    @SnipeyDaSniper 4 роки тому +786

    "I had to turn, as I so often do, to the Official Elder Scrolls Cookbook" got me.

    • @yangsinful
      @yangsinful 4 роки тому +6

      Got me too

    • @ericcloud1023
      @ericcloud1023 4 роки тому +6

      Lol same here 😂 the way he said it with just a hint of sarcasm

    • @Jai137
      @Jai137 4 роки тому +2

      I don't get it

    • @hollowhoagie6441
      @hollowhoagie6441 4 роки тому

      @Absolutely Smitten oh god he's with Horma Mora!

    • @hhoch9503
      @hhoch9503 4 роки тому +1

      Hollow Hoagie hermaus mora?

  • @connorkimball5431
    @connorkimball5431 3 роки тому +53

    One thing I love about your videos is that you respect the original recipe and follow it to a T, then, you create a similar variant that's even more incredible.

    • @the_dude_who_asked
      @the_dude_who_asked Рік тому +2

      "oh, your proud of this recipe? Hehehe, **crafts the most delicious and accurate to how it looks meal to ever grace this earth**"

  • @sairaskynx2247
    @sairaskynx2247 4 роки тому +15400

    You know, by Skyrim standards, the first sweet rolls you made would probably have been delicious

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 4 роки тому +2348

    “Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll”
    Whole town is immediately slaughtered due to the stupid mouth of one guard

    • @LISHOEILONXB
      @LISHOEILONXB 4 роки тому +42

      Skelton Slay8er 100 bounty added to Whiterun

    • @crunchberries6328
      @crunchberries6328 4 роки тому +63

      When a gaurd disrespects you so you turn into a werewolf and massacre the entire town population and feast on their corpses.

    • @LISHOEILONXB
      @LISHOEILONXB 4 роки тому

      @@crunchberries6328 lol

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 4 роки тому +32

      @@crunchberries6328 or when that one kid in riverwood threatens you

    • @feartheoldbllood
      @feartheoldbllood 4 роки тому +47

      *Quicksaving...*

  • @Eantrin
    @Eantrin 4 роки тому +12192

    No wonder the in game version only restores 5 health... everyone's using the wrong recipe.

    • @infernohomura2941
      @infernohomura2941 4 роки тому +53

      😂😂

    • @vp5633
      @vp5633 4 роки тому +302

      When I was a kid, my mom would always make us meatloaf sandwiches with white bread, mustard & her blood clots from her menstrual cycle

    • @artilleriman
      @artilleriman 3 роки тому +260

      r/cursedcomments

    • @missingno2401
      @missingno2401 3 роки тому +60

      @@vp5633 can i have some

    • @daywalker3068
      @daywalker3068 3 роки тому +17

      @@vp5633 😔

  • @Fruit_Cake_Boii
    @Fruit_Cake_Boii 2 роки тому +10

    "Do this at room tempurture, so the butter does not get cold."
    *Me in Scotland in November*

  • @Radio-cw9pr
    @Radio-cw9pr 4 роки тому +833

    *"I'm hungry, and that stupid robot destroyed the cake, gimme that sweet roll you got from Old Lady Palmer."*

    • @ZoidiusPlasmaReaper
      @ZoidiusPlasmaReaper 4 роки тому +46

      Mmmm... It sure was good when I ate it a few minutes ago.

    • @livedieretreat7360
      @livedieretreat7360 4 роки тому +51

      Sure Butch. < Spit on Sweetroll and give it to him.>

    • @deckerdile
      @deckerdile 4 роки тому +29

      I threw it away. But you're welcome to eat it off the floor if you want.

    • @abdelrahimmohammed1814
      @abdelrahimmohammed1814 4 роки тому +13

      Pulls out a shotgun

    • @yetimangaming9384
      @yetimangaming9384 4 роки тому +5

      Fuck I love the old fallout games ;) ah good times welp time to jump back on fallout NV

  • @martytu20
    @martytu20 4 роки тому +647

    "The dough is so huge, it's going to take forever to knead"
    "Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time"

  • @korviray
    @korviray 4 роки тому +438

    "which you can imagine was an arrow in the knee"
    It's been 84 years since I've heard that meme, I missed it

    • @nausi5105
      @nausi5105 4 роки тому +13

      84 years from now, on my death bed, I'm gonna see this comment again and like it a second time.

    • @KneecapTaker
      @KneecapTaker 4 роки тому +7

      I was a chef like you, until I took a tiny whisk to the knee

  • @auramaster2068
    @auramaster2068 2 роки тому +59

    This is great! Now I can replace my stolen sweetroll!

  • @shanetaylor9288
    @shanetaylor9288 4 роки тому +313

    Watching a Binging With Babish video is like someone tucking you into bed, reading to you that book you like, and then kissing you on the forehead. The epitome of comfort

    • @Lezm
      @Lezm 4 роки тому +1

      Shane Taylor Agree

    • @francesleones4973
      @francesleones4973 4 роки тому +6

      ASMR that makes you hungry and want to learn how to be a better chef.

    • @shadowsonicsilver6
      @shadowsonicsilver6 4 роки тому +1

      @@francesleones4973 Did you just give me a terrible idea?

    • @pablosantos2063
      @pablosantos2063 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @worri3db3ar
      @worri3db3ar 4 роки тому +2

      Only issue is when you do watch bwb in bed at night and end up super hunger and sleepy at the same time...

  • @josiahreigner1134
    @josiahreigner1134 4 роки тому +1582

    "This recipe just works"
    -Todd Howard

    • @animock3051
      @animock3051 4 роки тому +28

      Sweet little lies

    • @javiers5599
      @javiers5599 4 роки тому +13

      Animock sweet, fluffy, baked little lies

    • @Ricky-oi3wv
      @Ricky-oi3wv 4 роки тому +14

      15 times the butter.

    • @madhatterman01
      @madhatterman01 4 роки тому

      "Babish has infinite recipes"

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 роки тому +1

      It just works

  • @golddvstwomvn
    @golddvstwomvn 3 роки тому +108

    I actually started making brioche after this video using a lot of the tips in this video and so far, it’s a massive favorite of my family around the holidays and I do make it all completely by hand (I don’t own a stand-mixer) so, just know it is possible. It takes a while, but making bread always takes patience. And it’s definitely worth it. I’ve only made rolls thus far and I always brush them down with melted butter afterwards. They are always the first thing to go when I take them to holiday gatherings.
    And as someone whose older brother is a foodie and introduced me to Skyrim, I’m considering making these if I can get some tube pans and making a joke of it with him.

  • @EDBassCovers
    @EDBassCovers 4 роки тому +653

    This guy really brought back the arrow to the knee meme in 2020

    • @beaposting1
      @beaposting1 4 роки тому +4

      no... god please, no..

    • @swee7roll
      @swee7roll 4 роки тому +2

      The meme will never die

    • @MrDistortion1
      @MrDistortion1 4 роки тому

      I smiled while welcoming our long old friend.

    • @undead_corsair
      @undead_corsair 4 роки тому

      @@swee7roll a meme is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof

    • @Hoshmeister
      @Hoshmeister 4 роки тому

      well, he brought back "Get down with the sickness/thickness" as well. Dude´s been listening to old school Disturbed too much, so why not get shot in the knee again?

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus 4 роки тому +808

    Guard: "Let me guess: someone stole your sweet roll."
    Me: "Sounds like *somebody* needs a Wabbajackin'."

    • @Nitrinoxus
      @Nitrinoxus 4 роки тому +22

      @@germanmilkman58 I just wish it had more potential effects in the base game -- there's mods that expand the range of options, but I still think Bethesda could've done more with it.
      Still, as-is, I still relished unleashing a bit of chaos with it. I have a standing policy that, whenever I hear a guard make a quip about sweet rolls, I pull out the Wabbajack and blast him in the face with it -- the first time I did that, he melted into a pile of sweet rolls, which made me laugh so hard that I _had_ to make that a policy.

    • @Potato-yd3hv
      @Potato-yd3hv 4 роки тому +1

      CHEESE! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

    • @sappho9028
      @sappho9028 4 роки тому

      AncientLocksmith it’s the solitude side quest. There’s a crazy dude that runs around the residential district once you hit a certain level.

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 роки тому +1

      Do you get to the cloud district often?

    • @JJ_-fp9sj
      @JJ_-fp9sj 4 роки тому

      Nice

  • @hobo_ytt45
    @hobo_ytt45 4 роки тому +1339

    Babish: *makes sweetrolls*
    Me: *I need to ask you to stop. That... baking... is making everyone hungry*

  • @chnwlf5233
    @chnwlf5233 3 роки тому +28

    "...Let me me guess someone stole your sweetroll?" - Whiterun Guard

  • @duke4726
    @duke4726 4 роки тому +2660

    Instructions unclear: Someone in ridiculous clothes put a basket in my head and stole all the buckets from my house

    • @KristenRobertskris10lr
      @KristenRobertskris10lr 4 роки тому +18

      I got kicked by an ostrich

    • @projectiledysfunction
      @projectiledysfunction 4 роки тому +18

      Oohh... he might be me.

    • @justjoking5252
      @justjoking5252 4 роки тому +20

      My guy, he hit me with a stick, and I was paralyzed for 5 hours as I watched him take all my baskets...

    • @pseudo3100
      @pseudo3100 4 роки тому +13

      MittenSquad AKA the bucket master

    • @GenericPhantom1
      @GenericPhantom1 4 роки тому +5

      NO! HE IS GOING TO TELEPORT ALL OF THE BREAD!!

  • @RoyG.BivDevoe
    @RoyG.BivDevoe 4 роки тому +587

    "It's a shame you can't get good Sweetrolls in this skeever hole of a city"
    (Babish goes ahead and makes much better Sweetrolls)

    • @chickentail7108
      @chickentail7108 4 роки тому +1

      I made it and I have diarrhea, so no.

    • @xxcooldude69xx
      @xxcooldude69xx 4 роки тому +2

      @@chickentail7108 thank you for this addition lmao

    • @RoyG.BivDevoe
      @RoyG.BivDevoe 4 роки тому

      @@chickentail7108 Pepto Bismol my boy. 😐

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 4 роки тому

      Chicken tail
      You can repurpose it into vegetable stew. They won’t notice.

  • @dmitritelvanni4068
    @dmitritelvanni4068 3 роки тому +25

    "I could eat sweetrolls all my life. That would be fine with me." -breton boys(young scrolls)

  • @kitchenbrothers1691
    @kitchenbrothers1691 4 роки тому +522

    I really love how you’re always cooking and baking different variations of the dish you’re presenting.

    • @foodforlife8670
      @foodforlife8670 4 роки тому +6

      That’s absolutely true!

    • @flickflack7093
      @flickflack7093 4 роки тому +4

      Really nice how he always presents the food he cooked!

    • @TheDBZ_KING7_Official
      @TheDBZ_KING7_Official 4 роки тому

      @@flickflack7093 Very cool how he always shows the inspiration for why he's making said dish, i.e. TV show/movie recipe

    • @Cenabull
      @Cenabull 4 роки тому +1

      The DBZ_KING7 yeah it’s called Binging With Babish because most of the things he makes are from TV shows!

    • @TheDBZ_KING7_Official
      @TheDBZ_KING7_Official 4 роки тому +3

      @@Cenabull I knew that, been watching for years. Just trying to make a comment chain of positive criticism lol

  • @lokiofasgard69
    @lokiofasgard69 4 роки тому +720

    I hope you know that “Down with the thiccness” was the peak of your career

  • @johnnytetsuo864
    @johnnytetsuo864 4 роки тому +793

    Video: Sweetrolls
    Midway thru vid: Bread Loaf
    Me: "im not complaining"

    • @VentureTime_ow
      @VentureTime_ow 4 роки тому +1

      To bad you couldn’t get this many likes on your fire music

    • @tobiassoriano9788
      @tobiassoriano9788 4 роки тому +1

      Aye fam why does your pfp shake when you scroll through the comments

    • @MisterSweetProductions
      @MisterSweetProductions 4 роки тому

      Me:

    • @johnnytetsuo864
      @johnnytetsuo864 4 роки тому

      @@VentureTime_ow hahaha those were joke songs I made for my friends

    • @VentureTime_ow
      @VentureTime_ow 4 роки тому +1

      Johnny Tetsuo you should make a instrumental version the beats are trippy af

  • @jaycue7641
    @jaycue7641 2 роки тому +12

    Just started playing Skyrim about a month ago and it is an absolutely amazing experience so far! Had to come see Andy make these again now that I'm apart of Tamriel and a member of the Dragonborn.

  • @bransbites6675
    @bransbites6675 4 роки тому +923

    “Bethesda challenged me to make a sweet roll fit for a giant.”
    *Todd Howard rubs his hands together menacingly and licks his lips, waiting for so long to get his giant glazed dessert*

    • @keld_rhygar
      @keld_rhygar 4 роки тому +35

      He was so happy that he discounted fallout 76 (the best game ever, SIXTEEN times the detail) at a whole 10% that day. Wow! What a deal! Todd Howard's done it again!

    • @banann_ducc
      @banann_ducc 4 роки тому +21

      Dont forget to save before every step! So you can load it when you inevitably mess up at some point

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 4 роки тому +10

      @@banann_ducc or when the game freaks out and reality crumbles around you.

    • @banann_ducc
      @banann_ducc 4 роки тому +6

      @@sorrenblitz805 or if while carrying the try you step on a small to medium sized object and take like 3 damage before it clips through the floor causing you to ragdoll ruining your sweetroll

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 роки тому +4

      I just think at this point that Todd is the only Bethesda employee.

  • @marko9610
    @marko9610 4 роки тому +390

    "have you heard of the high elves?" (walks off the bridge or into a wall)

    • @nausi5105
      @nausi5105 4 роки тому +9

      "Have you seen those guys from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. SWORDS. (Maintaining eye contact as they pass by, turn around and just stare at you for 5 seconds, then continue on)

    • @nugget9190
      @nugget9190 4 роки тому +3

      I’m not an elf but I sure am high-

    • @JackBarrBaxter
      @JackBarrBaxter 4 роки тому

      No one in Skyrim or Oblivion ever says that.

  • @MrGenomac
    @MrGenomac 4 роки тому +1422

    Todd Howard: Yeah, you make that sweetroll. now sell my game.

    • @randilee8203
      @randilee8203 4 роки тому +21

      Yes listen to almighty God Howard

    • @BrokenRecordProductions
      @BrokenRecordProductions 4 роки тому +20

      “It just works”

    • @czar2977
      @czar2977 4 роки тому +14

      @@randilee8203 fraud Howard

    • @nikoliavadik5096
      @nikoliavadik5096 4 роки тому

      Gene you got the order all mixed up, it is sell my game and make the sweat roll.

    • @alexr6705
      @alexr6705 4 роки тому +3

      Ah yes, his shitty, birthed-of-greed game.

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- Рік тому +23

    I always imagined that sweetrolls had honey in them. Just the orange look. And makes sense, being 'sweet'.

  • @mattoxkurtz4661
    @mattoxkurtz4661 4 роки тому +450

    *"you're cookborn. Go to the greychefs. They can tell you more"*

  • @quartexgames9834
    @quartexgames9834 4 роки тому +2089

    "I used to be a homecook like you, then someone took my KOSHER salt"

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 4 роки тому +43

      Kosher Salt Pile**

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 4 роки тому +49

      Don't try to replace it with fire salts, or void salts... I learned the hard way...

    • @snowypanda6006
      @snowypanda6006 3 роки тому +32

      @@doughboywhine i used frost salts and now for some reason I can't feel my fingers

    • @pixiren
      @pixiren 3 роки тому +18

      this entire thread of replies are amazing

  • @yezki8
    @yezki8 4 роки тому +778

    "Let's replenish 5 health"
    Did you just assume i only eat one sweetroll at a time?

    • @G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2
      @G4Bunnygirlextrainseason2 4 роки тому +15

      *mashes X/A*

    • @flummoxium
      @flummoxium 4 роки тому +66

      *laughs in 647 cheese wheels*

    • @mcbrodz1663
      @mcbrodz1663 4 роки тому +12

      Kira Yoshikage not in early game, drains ur magicka like a bitch

    • @SeriouslySeriousGrim
      @SeriouslySeriousGrim 4 роки тому +3

      Chill You think my work’s valid, DONT YOU? DONT YOU?!

    • @baconsalad9743
      @baconsalad9743 4 роки тому +7

      @@flummoxium chortles in 1208 cabbages from a 200 hour playthrough.

  • @thiagofeltrin9841
    @thiagofeltrin9841 4 роки тому +26

    The way he does food and breaks the 4th wall while recording is simply amazing

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 3 роки тому +3

      ....there is no 4th wall in cooking shows....

  • @FBI-rn6xz
    @FBI-rn6xz 4 роки тому +1617

    It’s a shame you can’t get good sweet rolls in this skeeverhole of a city

    • @socatoansoldier9984
      @socatoansoldier9984 4 роки тому +2

      SmellsOkay Same

    • @bruhmomment2999
      @bruhmomment2999 4 роки тому +11

      SmellsOkay I have spent quite a while just attack those kids I know they won’t die but their yells make me just as happy

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 роки тому +5

      Killed her infront of Balgruufs room and said “I thane, fuck you” to the guards and I was “innocent” after killing the Jarls kid.

    • @labcrab3573
      @labcrab3573 4 роки тому

      God goddamnit.

    • @meatisrawwww928
      @meatisrawwww928 4 роки тому +9

      Another wanderer. Here to lick my father's boots. Good job
      Me: *Downloading Killable Children mod*

  • @EmePlaysGames
    @EmePlaysGames 4 роки тому +26661

    Gonna make these for my girlfriend in the morning. That way I can say: “hey you’re finally awake.”
    Update: She stole my 2nd sweet roll Lmaoooo

    • @AP-ny3pn
      @AP-ny3pn 4 роки тому +664

      In/on the way to prison/headed to a court ? Bethesda’s fetish haha

    • @davidmathieson8661
      @davidmathieson8661 4 роки тому +658

      Todd Howard you devious bastard you did it again

    • @the-ux8kt
      @the-ux8kt 4 роки тому +149

      S I M P

    • @actualmangosmoothie3563
      @actualmangosmoothie3563 4 роки тому +303

      król żelków w skarpecie nah

    • @loafyu5405
      @loafyu5405 4 роки тому +432

      Omg that’s so cute

  • @stirrcrazy2704
    @stirrcrazy2704 4 роки тому +767

    “Get up- come on get down with the thiccness” -Andrew Rea, 2020

  • @joestar99
    @joestar99 3 роки тому +15

    Please never stop doing what you're doing my man. I'm about to get my own place and I need these cooking skills.

  • @nateconley.6209
    @nateconley.6209 4 роки тому +727

    Babish whenever he leaves or comes back into frame: 👐

    • @wescanada6
      @wescanada6 4 роки тому

      I noticed thst too ha

    • @thatsw0lfy526
      @thatsw0lfy526 4 роки тому +12

      ZA HANDO DA

    • @HTK256
      @HTK256 4 роки тому +4

      @@thatsw0lfy526 *BVVVVVVVVVVRRT*

    • @dunrossb
      @dunrossb 4 роки тому

      Babish is dual-casting spells

    • @ムース-r5d
      @ムース-r5d 4 роки тому +1

      @@thatsw0lfy526 OI Josuke, I started a baking channel and I have 7 million subscribers, now ain't that wacky

  • @triggerwarning8407
    @triggerwarning8407 4 роки тому +383

    Me: "Oh the video has like two minutes left, surely he won't be doing another recipe."
    Babish: *Does another recipe*

  • @taylorverrall118
    @taylorverrall118 4 роки тому +1663

    Oh my god... I just realized that him getting distracted by the brioche bread is a reference to getting sidetracked in the game

    • @sophie3869
      @sophie3869 4 роки тому +149

      SIDEQUESTING!

    • @drunkchey9739
      @drunkchey9739 2 роки тому +38

      you’re probably just overthinking a little joke dude

    • @GavinPetty
      @GavinPetty 2 роки тому +7

      @@drunkchey9739 regardless, we all get distracted with sidequests and side stories in elder scrolls games. So it's a pretty neat connection to make.

  • @deluxejay69
    @deluxejay69 2 роки тому +3

    3:03 that little hand motion Andrew does when he's finished with something. Ever since watching his videos I catch myself doing that all the time

  • @alyssadeangelo7817
    @alyssadeangelo7817 4 роки тому +188

    Finally. The perfect snack while I ransack caves and villages

  • @fishreaper
    @fishreaper 4 роки тому +364

    When incorporating butter into dough, I find it helpful to freeze the butter and run it through a box grater to get thin strips of shredded butter to keep from fighting big clumps. Especially useful for biscuit dough.

    • @atolb
      @atolb 4 роки тому +11

      huh, thats interesting, ill try that tomorrow!

    • @atolb
      @atolb 4 роки тому +7

      Thanks!

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 роки тому +10

      Same for cheese btw: put it in the freezer until firm, especially with softer cheeses.

    • @annabelles5630
      @annabelles5630 4 роки тому +7

      I do that with my scones, works great but seems to take me forever to grate the butter. I probably need a better grater.

    • @daleharden1749
      @daleharden1749 4 роки тому +10

      That works for pastry, but doing that with a bread recipe can be problematic.

  • @JohnWhite-ry8te
    @JohnWhite-ry8te 4 роки тому +210

    *Let me guess, somebody taught you how to make sweetrolls?*
    Me, with a mouthful of sweetroll and tears in my eyes: *nodding*

  • @sith42592
    @sith42592 2 роки тому +3

    let us imagine for a second about a restaurant/cafe with movie/show/game derived foods and drinks. babish being the head chef of course

  • @robbieking4070
    @robbieking4070 4 роки тому +663

    “Hey summoner. Cook me up a warm meal, would you?”

    • @jft2nd
      @jft2nd 4 роки тому +5

      Hail*

    • @vive335
      @vive335 4 роки тому

      yeah

    • @Pickleisciouz
      @Pickleisciouz 4 роки тому

      I would love to, but i took an arrow to the knee

    • @GreggRulzok
      @GreggRulzok 4 роки тому

      @Yellow Pikmin88, good to see another Pikmin fan!

    • @user-rw8zb9jv6n
      @user-rw8zb9jv6n 4 роки тому +4

      Conjure would’ve been better

  • @zinoxechill
    @zinoxechill 4 роки тому +776

    Guard in any town: Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll
    *Points to Babish*
    Edit: Honestly thought someone beat me to this comment, since I typed it before seeing the intro of the video and wanted to quote Skyrim, but thanks for the likes folks

    • @心ステップワイズ枕0
      @心ステップワイズ枕0 4 роки тому +4

      Anytime a guard said that to me i would quicksave and kill everyone in the city im in but not the essential npc's because this is a Bethesda game and they dont do killing essentials

  • @theyaxicat5677
    @theyaxicat5677 4 роки тому +680

    "The sweet, buttery, flaky-"
    Me: "Crust.... W a i t."

    • @thelittlephishy1624
      @thelittlephishy1624 4 роки тому +38

      Baked in a buttery crispy flake

    • @margoorlov3718
      @margoorlov3718 3 роки тому +15

      "Wait, i know you."

    • @annee547
      @annee547 3 роки тому +11

      @@margoorlov3718 You're making a mistake.

    • @Th1n1ceStr1der
      @Th1n1ceStr1der 3 роки тому +9

      @@annee547 there's no mistake, you're a wanted man.

    • @CursedSFMS
      @CursedSFMS 2 роки тому +5

      @@Th1n1ceStr1der Uhhh im the jarls Thane let me go at once

  • @sixstringedthing
    @sixstringedthing 3 роки тому +7

    Todd: "I'm gonna need 16 TIMES THE DETAIL".
    BwB: I got you fam.

  • @devilbrine8198
    @devilbrine8198 4 роки тому +386

    «Can you tell why i’m a terrible baker?»
    He says, as his hand flip effortlessly through the air, the dough spinning and flipping in on itself, as if it was a stringed puppet and he, it’s master.

  • @doubleextralargefry6726
    @doubleextralargefry6726 4 роки тому +3069

    I legit forgot he was making sweet rolls and just excepted it as a brioche making video

  • @douglasnilsson2029
    @douglasnilsson2029 4 роки тому +237

    Giant: *reacts angirily to your presence*
    Babish: "Lets sate that appetite, hm?"

  • @duhandrecloete8091
    @duhandrecloete8091 Рік тому +3

    I could die for Salmo's sweet rolls, I could live outside his door.

  • @enthuast3370
    @enthuast3370 4 роки тому +401

    Man I swear, these Skyrim mods just keeps getting more realistic everyday!

    • @Namerex
      @Namerex 4 роки тому +2

      I KNOW RIGHT

    • @renascitur7051
      @renascitur7051 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @Stevonicus
      @Stevonicus 4 роки тому +3

      100% immersion.

    • @ieatsoap6389
      @ieatsoap6389 4 роки тому

      Ikr well there goes my ram and cpu

    • @botyorick
      @botyorick 4 роки тому +3

      We need a mod that replaces the gourmet with a beautiful Babish orc

  • @danesmith5840
    @danesmith5840 4 роки тому +258

    2:28 My man actually made an arrow in the knee joke in 2020. This game will never die

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 4 роки тому +5

      The game was made nearly a decade ago. And plenty of players play it still. The entirety of the game ain’t dying soon.

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 4 роки тому +2

      unlike bethesda if they don't get their shit togheter

    • @ViaAkavi
      @ViaAkavi 4 роки тому +4

      I played skyrim untill now and i dont play any mods and im still entertained xD

    • @explodingfiregaming
      @explodingfiregaming 4 роки тому

      Gta 5 and skryim will never die until Bethesda and Rockstar make their next entry

    • @isaacbosworth9249
      @isaacbosworth9249 4 роки тому +1

      ExplodingFireGaming to be fair rockstar nocked it out the park with rdr2 so I think they’re safe.

  • @Pangloss6413
    @Pangloss6413 4 роки тому +435

    babish is the only person who can accidentally bake a perfect loaf of bread

  • @nathanchappell9850
    @nathanchappell9850 3 роки тому +1

    I’ve been playing eso for 7 years. I’ve been watching your content for half a year. This video came out ten months ago and I only just found it

  • @everythingsalright1121
    @everythingsalright1121 4 роки тому +2362

    I always imagined these being similar to a cinnamon roll in texture, not bread

    • @rupertprawnworthy758
      @rupertprawnworthy758 4 роки тому +183

      cinnamon rolls are made from an enriched dough similar to brioche.

    • @Crouteceleste
      @Crouteceleste 4 роки тому +56

      ​@@rupertprawnworthy758 I'd say it is brioche too, albeit wetter since it stays in the tin longer. At least that's how I see them as a French person who lived in Sweden for a time (home of the kannelbullar)

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 4 роки тому +43

      @@rupertprawnworthy758 his final one looked more like it had a croissant like texture judging from the inside, I was expecting more like a denser cinnamon roll type thing

    • @Floodbait_117
      @Floodbait_117 4 роки тому +9

      @@Crouteceleste home of the what it sounds really good

    • @DarkSpire7734
      @DarkSpire7734 4 роки тому +18

      i imagined sponge cake

  • @RomanPineapple
    @RomanPineapple 4 роки тому +350

    "See that beard? You can CLIMB that beard."

    • @general_-rt4bt
      @general_-rt4bt 4 роки тому +4

      Is that a skyrim or shadow of the collosus reference?

    • @almightyfalcon
      @almightyfalcon 4 роки тому +12

      @@general_-rt4bt Reference to Todd Howard lying about being able to climb mountains in Skyrim. Basically became a meme now

    • @danielkazarian1340
      @danielkazarian1340 4 роки тому +1

      His beard is at the throat of our world

    • @thesenate2180
      @thesenate2180 4 роки тому +2

      “All of it just works”

    • @michealscallon2147
      @michealscallon2147 4 роки тому

      @@almightyfalcon smap space bar or Y or Triangle
      you are welcome -_-
      you see the man became a meme but he fooled us yes yes he did
      as the spam jump climbing mountains will be remembered forever
      he held up on his promise
      all praise
      GOD HOWARD

  • @BasicallyJesus
    @BasicallyJesus 4 роки тому +205

    Listening to Babish making skyrim references feels like my dad trying to relate to me playing video games...
    My dad never did that.
    Thank you Babish

    • @justsomerandomfellow803
      @justsomerandomfellow803 4 роки тому +5

      I used to have a dad once then he went out and bought some milk

    • @stygian8049
      @stygian8049 4 роки тому +4

      @@justsomerandomfellow803 he probably got caught trying to cross the border for those milk

    • @relief88
      @relief88 4 роки тому

      my dad said he was to enter some weald... those blasted pigs got him good...

    • @MrFallenangel2012
      @MrFallenangel2012 4 роки тому

      Getta load of this guy here...he has a dad and now he thinks he's hot shit!

  • @shala_shashka
    @shala_shashka 4 роки тому +21

    Just do the whole recipe book as a series and I’ll die happy

  • @PeaTea64
    @PeaTea64 4 роки тому +359

    "For that, I think we gotta turn to brioche."
    I'M INTERESTED

  • @guymee
    @guymee 4 роки тому +213

    “This sweetroll gets up come on gets down with the thickness” I love this man and that made me so happy I choked on my breath when I heard that

    • @alchemicalvapour8950
      @alchemicalvapour8950 4 роки тому +3

      honestly i was confused until he got to the "_down with the thickness_" part. very clever. would never have been able to come up with that joke myself.

    • @matthewjames2833
      @matthewjames2833 4 роки тому +1

      Best moment of my day when I heard it.

  • @LadyMercutia
    @LadyMercutia 4 роки тому +279

    I love the hand gestures of “I’m done for now, time to wait” and “I’m back-look, it did what it was supposed to!”

  • @SchwererGustavThe800mm
    @SchwererGustavThe800mm Рік тому +1

    The Gourmet: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 роки тому +1427

    Got to thinking...maybe _I'm_ the Babish and I just don't know it yet!

  • @TheyCallMeDio
    @TheyCallMeDio 4 роки тому +235

    "I'm doing the fishsticks! It's a delicate stage of mind!"
    -Sheogorath

    • @agoosed3281
      @agoosed3281 4 роки тому +5

      Have a fishystick! It's not often that people remember that one!

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 4 роки тому

      CHEESE!!

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 4 роки тому +4

      "She wielded fear like a cleaver! Or did she wield a cleaver and make people afraid?" ~ Sheogorath

    • @Pudgemountain
      @Pudgemountain 4 роки тому +6

      "You know, you remind me of myself at a young age. All I cared about was riding narwhales and sleeping in honeycombs and drinking babies' tears. Word of advice, if you ever ride a narwhale, mind the pointy end."

    • @TheyCallMeDio
      @TheyCallMeDio 4 роки тому +3

      "Feel free to take the Wabbajack. As a symbol of my... Ah just take the damn thing"

  • @Triairius
    @Triairius 4 роки тому +554

    That brioche dough is one of the most erotic things that I've ever seen on this channel.

  • @positivefingers1321
    @positivefingers1321 3 роки тому +17

    “Gets up come on gets down with the thiccness”
    -bimbish

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 4 роки тому +597

    Babish: * uploads *
    Todd Howard: "Yesssss. YESSSSSSS. BUY SKYRIM AGAIN!!!"

  • @theprotagonist1311
    @theprotagonist1311 4 роки тому +958

    Todd Howard: "All of these recipes just work"

    • @414every1
      @414every1 4 роки тому +26

      "...join 15 million players"
      Yeah right, not today Hodd Toward.

    • @confusingnote55
      @confusingnote55 4 роки тому +6

      “If it ain’t broke don’t fix it”

    • @alcabone1126
      @alcabone1126 4 роки тому +7

      Yes i was in the chess club

    • @norbertsoltesz1012
      @norbertsoltesz1012 4 роки тому +7

      16 times the taste.

    • @carckles2784
      @carckles2784 4 роки тому

      Todd better get on Redfall or I’m gonna scream

  • @Nobody-pv5zz
    @Nobody-pv5zz 4 роки тому +145

    "My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? My sweetroll stolen."

    • @jotarokujo530
      @jotarokujo530 4 роки тому

      Seems about right

    • @StainderFin
      @StainderFin 4 роки тому

      No lolly gagging

    • @Chee.Y4ng
      @Chee.Y4ng 4 роки тому

      "I was like you once, until I was hit with a arrow"

  • @maxhadanidea
    @maxhadanidea 2 роки тому +2

    this video autoplayed while i was in a bandit dungeon in skyrim so i heard "Oh DiD sOmEoNe StEaL yOuR sWeEt RoLl" and i thought a guard had followed me even though i was a far ways away from the nearest guard outpost

  • @treytison1444
    @treytison1444 4 роки тому +389

    "Darkest elder scrolls saga yet"
    The plot of just the vampires in Skyrim alone was literally to black out the sun forever.

    • @neilmarshall308
      @neilmarshall308 4 роки тому +34

      Yes, but this time they're doing it at night!

    • @christinecannibal844
      @christinecannibal844 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao forreal

    • @him4522
      @him4522 4 роки тому +9

      they also had a dungeon filled with people to eat

    • @Spartan-jk9tl
      @Spartan-jk9tl 4 роки тому +2

      @@him4522 Yeah the human cattle

    • @gentcena
      @gentcena 4 роки тому +3

      Rorikstead’s dark secret: are you challenging me?

  • @davidh-r7453
    @davidh-r7453 4 роки тому +217

    Babish: and my first sweet roll thought was yorkshire pudding
    The entirety of Britain: You're on dangerous ground here babish

    • @ellieboa
      @ellieboa 4 роки тому +3

      would it have been frosted?!

    • @davidh-r7453
      @davidh-r7453 4 роки тому +9

      @@ellieboa heresy

    • @relief88
      @relief88 4 роки тому +3

      @@ellieboa how dare thou

    • @quantum-x6084
      @quantum-x6084 4 роки тому +4

      With gravy maybe, icing is a certain crime

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 роки тому

      Quantum-X Couldn’t believe it

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 4 роки тому +489

    They always say Skyrim is for the nords
    But are the sweet rolls?
    My orc’s family is starving please

    • @scientificbrony
      @scientificbrony 4 роки тому +15

      Cabbages are everywhere. Farmers are practically giving it away

    • @TuntematonX
      @TuntematonX 4 роки тому +10

      Let them eat sweet rolls.

    • @shadowsonicsilver6
      @shadowsonicsilver6 4 роки тому +7

      The sweet rolls have been liberated by the Thieve's Guild. Courtesy of a Rouge Thalmer.

    • @shadowfirekarp
      @shadowfirekarp 4 роки тому +1

      Malacath laughs at your weakness.

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 4 роки тому

      As head of the Brotherhood of Assassins, a loyal Imperial and the Dragonborn, I say, "Indeed your family can have some sweet rolls."

  • @sengergaming
    @sengergaming 20 днів тому

    0:06 one of the most iconic lines in the game lol

  • @sablecomedy
    @sablecomedy 4 роки тому +187

    5:50 "... as it becomes impossibly soft and smooth and silky." - Andrew as his voice becomes impossibly soft and smooth and silky.

    • @romiio1
      @romiio1 4 роки тому +2

      seductive

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 4 роки тому

      Someone’s played dark souls 2

    • @Lezm
      @Lezm 4 роки тому

      Sable Comedy mmmmmmmmm

    • @Malik-td2ft
      @Malik-td2ft 4 роки тому

      @@romiio1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)