Spore Pacifist Run | Rise of the Ghandicus ☮

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  • Опубліковано 7 тра 2024
  • This is the tale of the Ghandicus empire and their peaceful crusade of tranquility.
    All music used and other information you don't care about: (open description)
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    All music used in chronological order
    "Broken Hopes and Dreams" • Broken Hopes and Dream...
    "Tranquil Departure" • Tranquil Departure | b...
    "HOME - I See You" • HOME - I See You - Syn...
    "MAHA MRITYUNJAYA MANTRA" • MAHA MRITYUNJAYA MANTR...
    "Birth of Love" • Emotional Music - Birt...
    "West One Music - Tribal Battles" • West One Music - Triba...
    "Zane Alexander - V o i d" • Zane Alexander - V o i d
    "Salil Sawarim" • Video
    "Salil Sawarim (Synthesia piano cover)" • Salil Sawarim (Synthes...
    "The Last of the Mohicans - Promontory" • The Last of the Mohica...
    "Ly O Lay Ale Loya" • Ly O Lay Ale Loya (C...
    "Tribal Trouble Soundtrack" • Tribal Trouble Soundtrack
    "The Encounter WAVES - Deep Groove" • The Encounter / WAVES ...
    "Two Steps From Hell - Never Back Down" • Two Steps From Hell - ...
    "Zack Hemsey - Mind Heist Evolution" • Zack Hemsey - "Mind He...
    "Thousand Foot Krutch - Hurt" • Hurt
    #Spore #Love #Peace
    0:00 - Intro
    1:15 - Cell stage
    3:35 - Creature stage
    12:01 - Tribal stage
    15:30 - Civilization stage
    20:54 - Space stage
    29:04 - Spiralling descent into madness
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @Samantha081275
    @Samantha081275 5 років тому +7313

    ‘Did you do it?’
    Ghandicus: ‘...Yes...’
    ‘What did it cost?’
    *INCOMING TRANSMISSIONS*
    ‘Everything...’

  • @aidenaidenen7728
    @aidenaidenen7728 3 роки тому +4263

    I can’t tell if this is deeply philosophical or very stupid

  • @mothlover924
    @mothlover924 3 роки тому +761

    i love how he cracks up when he says “This is a complete violation of our rights. Help us.”

  • @korakatk318
    @korakatk318 Рік тому +727

    I come back to this video every so often to relive this masterpiece

  • @shakeela6128
    @shakeela6128 4 роки тому +7221

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Ghandicus the Peaceful?

    • @johnwayne387
      @johnwayne387 4 роки тому +212

      -Hello there
      -General Kenobi
      -Did you ever heard the tragedy of Ghandicus the Peaceful?
      -This is where the fun begins
      -...I find your lack of faith disturbing
      -...I don't like sand...

    • @bluespy4050
      @bluespy4050 4 роки тому +217

      He hated violence so much, yet he couldn’t save himself from infighting

    • @rimadalc7576
      @rimadalc7576 4 роки тому +62

      I have heard the tales, but i say nay! I believe the Ghandicus still lives and is out there. May he live a long and tranquil life.

    • @far0145
      @far0145 4 роки тому +139

      It's not a story a Grox would tell you

    • @emmarickerby7200
      @emmarickerby7200 4 роки тому +6

      He had a name

  • @brandonyong301
    @brandonyong301 5 років тому +5715

    *You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.*

    • @Overphased
      @Overphased 5 років тому +51

      *live long enough to see yourself become the villain

    • @gilgamesh7055
      @gilgamesh7055 5 років тому +122

      I knew there had to be ATLEAST one person who brought up that predictable quote. Here's a better one: You let others see you as a villain and live long enough for them to realize you're the hero.

    • @KOS_Eonflash
      @KOS_Eonflash 5 років тому +29

      @@gilgamesh7055 that sounds like a person who wanted to be a hero and thinks he's or she's a hero, but there the villain.

    • @gilgamesh7055
      @gilgamesh7055 5 років тому +6

      @@KOS_Eonflash
      Nonono, comrade. It sounds like Nilfgaard setting the northern realms in order after the BS of their kings.

    • @TheOlivef04
      @TheOlivef04 5 років тому +3

      @@gilgamesh7055 but the Nilfgaard are consistently evil throughout the story. I bet you sided with the Imperials in Skyrim.
      P.S Skyrim belongs to the Nords.

  • @suntzu4607
    @suntzu4607 3 роки тому +1008

    Next will be “Spores: The Rise of the Hitlericus” where your main goal is total universe domination through merciless violence.

    • @chaosincarnate7304
      @chaosincarnate7304 2 роки тому +144

      And you somehow befriend everyone after defeating the Grox LMFAO

    • @jumnei5159
      @jumnei5159 Рік тому +54

      So a normal playthrough then

    • @anonymousfortunes2970
      @anonymousfortunes2970 Рік тому +24

      @@jumnei5159 definitely. Because it's harder to just manage peace, I did a race that expertly made allies with a race advance then I destroyed it.

    • @vinegerplayz7552
      @vinegerplayz7552 Рік тому +12

      So the original playthrough

    • @jojogacha974
      @jojogacha974 Рік тому

      That’s all of my races basically they just kill everyone and they will befriend you just to blow your planet up after 1 or 2 years

  • @Levyafan
    @Levyafan 3 роки тому +128

    The best thing is, it's pretty easy to just speed past the Grox towards the center of the galaxy once you have a sufficiently upgraded engine. Uber actively went out of his way to ally with the Grox just to make a point.

    • @Serperior1212
      @Serperior1212 День тому

      I keep trying that, but al I meet are dead ends from every way (no near stars to move forward)

  • @TheBrazilRules
    @TheBrazilRules 4 роки тому +5931

    The most incredible part is when you realize that the entire game was just an introduction. The real game starts at the space stage

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 4 роки тому +796

      Yeah the space stage was incredibly boring, tribe and creature stage are too short.

    • @iljaradenkovs7150
      @iljaradenkovs7150 4 роки тому +696

      It's cuz ea rushed this game out, the different stages were planned to be way more diverse and interesting.

    • @FeatKanye
      @FeatKanye 3 роки тому +228

      @@iljaradenkovs7150 Lets make a remake then lmao

    • @hiimhungrysteek5870
      @hiimhungrysteek5870 3 роки тому +321

      @@FeatKanye yea let's make a remake of the game but you have to pay 50$ for a dlc that lets you get to another stage of the game because it's EA

    • @amazingtominator3222
      @amazingtominator3222 3 роки тому +70

      @@hiimhungrysteek5870 if its fan made that wouldn't happen

  • @MrOtakuPanda
    @MrOtakuPanda 5 років тому +3269

    I wasn’t expecting a literal BBC Earth spore documentary...10/10

    • @rimadalc7576
      @rimadalc7576 4 роки тому

      LONG LIVE THE GHANDICUS

    • @corneater2999
      @corneater2999 4 роки тому

      69

    • @M2Mil7er
      @M2Mil7er 4 роки тому

      It's definitely a Carl Sagan voice.

    • @123telamon
      @123telamon 4 роки тому +2

      i have played this game many times... but damn his campaign is the most epic ever!

    • @d-class-to2of
      @d-class-to2of 3 роки тому

      Infinity/infinity

  • @WalkthroughHorde
    @WalkthroughHorde 3 роки тому +393

    Honestly the fact that the game allowed for this video to be made makes it a masterpiece in and of itself. How it supports your quest for peace while also having random attacks from creatures you can not kill due to your ideals, like a test from God. Letting you control the flow of spice. Letting you achieve global domination without ever harming anyone else directly. Then the Grox. Truly magnificent

  • @LDSTheClone
    @LDSTheClone 3 роки тому +180

    “This violence and bloodshed has gone on long enough, you’ll see the light once you hear my SIREN SONG!” 11:31

    • @m.g.1725
      @m.g.1725 2 роки тому +20

      Siren song: ISIS anthem

    • @shreksophone7902
      @shreksophone7902 2 роки тому +11

      Sawarim djihad starts playing

    • @Autokendo17
      @Autokendo17 2 роки тому +9

      @@shreksophone7902 *fuckius manicus kills mohandus ghandicus*

  • @thevenator3955
    @thevenator3955 5 років тому +2716

    That was actually really sad. Not just the role play ending, but the fact that you went through all that for nothing

    • @16bblumer
      @16bblumer 5 років тому +197

      Well, you can bribe all people who sent war transmissions to you, plus they wont attack until you read the transmissions. This makes it so you can ally with everyone, even the grox, , as the bribe will remove the -200 from allying grox

    • @syruslock4993
      @syruslock4993 5 років тому +10

      @@16bblumer how long would that take?

    • @16bblumer
      @16bblumer 5 років тому +42

      @@syruslock4993 not terribly long, it's like 16k per I think

    • @syruslock4993
      @syruslock4993 5 років тому +5

      @@16bblumer that still sounds like a lot of work how many empire were there in the game again?

    • @16bblumer
      @16bblumer 5 років тому +43

      @@syruslock4993 you can make 16k+ a minute by the end of the civilization stage

  • @zazazimsalles5352
    @zazazimsalles5352 4 роки тому +1357

    "A disgrace and complete violation of our rights, please help us" - Many

  • @keisimmons
    @keisimmons 3 роки тому +1306

    What a great video

  • @yaguemiguel1313
    @yaguemiguel1313 Рік тому +139

    Every so often I come back to rewatch the tragedy of the Ghandicus

  • @yeselectro8152
    @yeselectro8152 4 роки тому +3693

    "Our peaceful crusade of tranquility starts by, naturally, not eating any other organisms."
    *Eats plants*

  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist 5 років тому +17166

    Peace, Love, and Evolution! Praise be! ❤️😇

    • @rasdridi8198
      @rasdridi8198 5 років тому +259

      Hey jesus

    • @mykkoyt8982
      @mykkoyt8982 5 років тому +511

      I didn't expect veryfied Jesus here

    • @dubborino979
      @dubborino979 5 років тому +282

      How did jesus get verified

    • @mladgames8485
      @mladgames8485 5 років тому +245

      Wait a second. I don't think that Jesus would endorse the third thing.

    • @runktheruler
      @runktheruler 5 років тому +52

      Sup Jesus

  • @argoarcontediatene8557
    @argoarcontediatene8557 Рік тому +86

    Moral of the story: sometimes you need to fight, you can't always solve it peacefully. Also you can't befriend everybody, someone will always gonna hate you for some reason. That is how life works.

    • @memelescream4796
      @memelescream4796 2 місяці тому +1

      Real. I tried to do a pacifist run. Someone insisted i pay them 700k. I had about 20k. I said no. They shot me when i tried to swing by to do a mission. I removed their empire from the face of the fucking universe.

  • @whiz8569
    @whiz8569 3 роки тому +47

    14:00 "We civilized folk let our people starve so we can give peace offerings..."
    Man, that's strangely relevant at the moment.

  • @yavelikiy
    @yavelikiy 5 років тому +14495

    no joke, this is one of the best videos I've ever seen on youtube

    • @philippcrain
      @philippcrain 4 роки тому +412

      Periodically rewatch this because it's that brilliant. A timeless classic™, if you will

    • @AdrYeah
      @AdrYeah 4 роки тому +136

      That's exactly what I thought while I was watching it, glad to see I wasn't the only one thinking that way. The ending was crazy tho, he almost set himself on fire hahahaha

    • @ArmacalypseRoguewind
      @ArmacalypseRoguewind 4 роки тому +4

      @Vasian Vasianich no

    • @grafinch7496
      @grafinch7496 4 роки тому +8

      It's fantastic all around the board

    • @rimadalc7576
      @rimadalc7576 4 роки тому +12

      Agreed, brother. Long live the Ghandicus!

  • @m4sherman926
    @m4sherman926 4 роки тому +2375

    “When in doubt whip it out” - Christofer Whistofer

    • @zacharytracy3797
      @zacharytracy3797 4 роки тому +18

      Worth keeping in my memory banks

    • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
      @pifflesomepuffnadder855 4 роки тому +2

      I agree, also what?

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 4 роки тому +13

      This singular sentence has given me untold amounts of wisdom, bliss and understanding of the inner machinations of my feeble mind. These are truly words to live by. I cannot stress enough how impactful these words have been in my life.

    • @potatogod975
      @potatogod975 4 роки тому +1

      yes

    • @tahmkenchusta5852
      @tahmkenchusta5852 4 роки тому +1

      When in doubt jerk it out*

  • @evancrew1234
    @evancrew1234 3 роки тому +56

    I’ve never seen a 30 minute video that seems to move at such effortless and breakneck speeds. The editing, the writing, the music, everything just comes together to create one of the most mind-numbingly incredible experiences I’ve ever had on UA-cam.

  • @belltowersubductions5104
    @belltowersubductions5104 2 роки тому +31

    Speaking as a pacifist, always remember: There is a time and a place for everything, and France in the days leading up to world war 2 is neither the time nor the place for absolute pacifism.

  • @helfire14
    @helfire14 5 років тому +2507

    Seven sexual organs. One for each chakra.

    • @OculusS
      @OculusS 5 років тому +44

      i wanted to like but i had to leave it at 69

    • @aliengamesrobloxetc.5560
      @aliengamesrobloxetc.5560 5 років тому

      Catra

    • @shanetheshamwow
      @shanetheshamwow 5 років тому

      *katra

    • @dazeyndrowsy
      @dazeyndrowsy 5 років тому +8

      That actually makes sense! If their reproductive organs are associated with the 7 chakras, it’s no wonder they’re knocked up in the head XD

    • @mastertrey4683
      @mastertrey4683 5 років тому

      Nathan Young
      Knocked Up

  • @Kirby-vd7hw
    @Kirby-vd7hw 4 роки тому +2000

    UberDanger: We must ally with the grox to achieve ultimate peace
    me: NO NO NO DONT DO THAT NOOOOOO

    • @hollowpilot
      @hollowpilot 4 роки тому +26

      Join the resistance! And can I get your autograph?

    • @corneater2999
      @corneater2999 4 роки тому +24

      If u ally with grox every1 hates u and wants 2 have war

    • @D.O.N.U.T.
      @D.O.N.U.T. 4 роки тому +15

      I wanted to like...
      But it’s already perfect

    • @D.O.N.U.T.
      @D.O.N.U.T. 4 роки тому +8

      Kirby hopefully you can take my comment as a like

    • @vikkyshell
      @vikkyshell 4 роки тому +1

      XxlolxX axeguy I mean I don’t blame you

  • @mememachine559
    @mememachine559 Рік тому +23

    It is a mandatory tradition that at least once a year, I return to watch the story of the Ghandicus Erectus in its full glory. Rejoice in everlasting peace, and take a beam from the Super Happy Ray.

  • @ailexx3377
    @ailexx3377 2 роки тому +14

    "Having a mass extinction weapon isn't wrong. It is using it, that is"
    - Mahatma Gandhi, Sid Meyer's Civilisation

  • @diobrando8979
    @diobrando8979 3 роки тому +6390

    This video should be on the top of the internet forever. What a masterpiece

    • @Tyme_Whyrlwynd
      @Tyme_Whyrlwynd 3 роки тому +65

      A masterpiece indeed. It gets better every time I re-watch it.

    • @enricopucci7205
      @enricopucci7205 3 роки тому +57

      I agree Dio-sama.

    • @mchickn3097
      @mchickn3097 3 роки тому +23

      I have watched this about 50 times now

    • @qwertyasdf4081
      @qwertyasdf4081 3 роки тому +10

      This is one of my favorite videos ever

    • @OwenSmith5
      @OwenSmith5 3 роки тому +8

      3:30 this fuckin guy lmao he deserves way more

  • @northernasatru7562
    @northernasatru7562 4 роки тому +2037

    Dont mind me. just going around liking comments to bring people back to this masterpiece when they see it in their inbox.

  • @tappoff
    @tappoff 3 роки тому +50

    It’s tradition to watch this every few months.

  • @frostbot75readaboutsection53
    @frostbot75readaboutsection53 3 роки тому +24

    I love how for some of the cutscenes (I.e tribal and civilization) the game had to twist the ghandicus’s hands 180 degrees so it would actually work correctly since the game was designed to work with hands that were affixed normally.
    Honestly that’s gotta hurt for the ghandicus.

  • @mitchellbarton7915
    @mitchellbarton7915 4 роки тому +771

    "The grocks don't ask us to kill anyone"
    They'll do it themselves. To make sure it's done.

    • @michaelsnavley6513
      @michaelsnavley6513 4 роки тому +14

      They got robots for that. They can ONLY survive and thrive on T0 planets.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 роки тому +55

      actually the grox just pay you massive sums of money to destroy yourself
      when i allied with the grox, they gave me missions to destroy my own colonies

    • @eggmanive1898
      @eggmanive1898 3 роки тому +10

      i am in unimaginable pain looking at how you spell grox. So sorry bout dis
      Its *GROX*

    • @Autokendo17
      @Autokendo17 2 роки тому +2

      Your spelling skill hurts me physically and emotionally, in every way shape and form basically
      Edit: I hate my lack of grammar so much that when I spell something very incorrect that not even the stupid autocorrect can help, I bonk myself on the head multiple times
      Edit 2: FUCKING, LACK OF GRAMMAR. FUCK THE SIZE OF THIS KEYBOARD, IT RUINS THINGS ENTIRELY

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 2 роки тому +2

      @@Autokendo17 I love everything about this comment.

  • @mikasacus
    @mikasacus 5 років тому +3400

    This is a masterpiece

  • @constipation4650
    @constipation4650 Рік тому +11

    I love how being a pacifist will result in becoming a universal criminal after allying with the Grox and being a Genocidal monster will result in becoming a universal hero after whipping out the Grox.

  • @wimbusbert1249
    @wimbusbert1249 Рік тому +27

    I think this and the Diddy Kong Racing video are Uberdanger's best work so far. Don't get me wrong, I love the WoW series, New Vegas adventure and both Terraria videos, and I actually like the chillness of the new FFXIV series, but there's just so many funny, original ideas on display in these two in particular that makes them the best for me, and I love returning to them every few months.
    A lot of his other smaller videos are good too, although the other Spore video is a disgusting crime against nature and I hate it (granted it does show how far Uber's come over the years).

  • @zakpotato8666
    @zakpotato8666 3 роки тому +1615

    The best thing is how smooth his voice is the whole time even when describing the gut wrenching screams of the slaughtered Ghandicus

  • @NerdyGamer9k
    @NerdyGamer9k 5 років тому +2520

    This is quite literally the best vid i've ever watched.
    1. Beautiful Narrating voice
    2. Professional structure like Nat Geo
    3. Very funny jokes
    4. The whole video's storyline fits perfectly in a story model (Intro, rising action, climix, falling action, conclusion)
    This is honestly a masterpiece and I was hooked for the entire duration

  • @MisterCuddlez
    @MisterCuddlez 2 роки тому +23

    As a Civ 5 player, Ghandi represents the exact opposite of a pacifist.

  • @zladam9445
    @zladam9445 Рік тому +5

    "In my quest to harm noone and create lasting peace, I've made war with over half the universe"

  • @micksta945
    @micksta945 5 років тому +1577

    The greatest sacrices require the strongest wills.
    11/10 video uberdaddy

    • @yuhaa549
      @yuhaa549 4 роки тому +1

      @Jason Lee hes name is UberDanger hence uberdaddy

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 4 роки тому +3

      Sacrices

    • @adamgranum1596
      @adamgranum1596 4 роки тому

      -1 because he burned the game so no not 11/10 it's 10/10 now

    • @anonymoususer3477
      @anonymoususer3477 4 роки тому

      No homo?

    • @Ratharaine
      @Ratharaine 3 роки тому

      Return to this great place

  • @lunacy2790
    @lunacy2790 4 роки тому +2754

    *The Ghandicus allies with the definition of hate *
    Literally everything: “Cowabunga it is”

    • @ammarpratama1207
      @ammarpratama1207 3 роки тому +20

      @Gerald Fisher You must not make an alliance with the Grox just must never

    • @deadweight7334
      @deadweight7334 3 роки тому

      @@ammarpratama1207 what happens when you do it?

    • @ammarpratama1207
      @ammarpratama1207 3 роки тому +10

      @@deadweight7334 well you get hated by every other empire the way my parents hate each other

    • @lillianahannan8247
      @lillianahannan8247 3 роки тому +1

      It just be like that

    • @lillianahannan8247
      @lillianahannan8247 3 роки тому +1

      @@lunacy2790 see, no one else is gonna understand this 😂

  • @jamesbella72
    @jamesbella72 2 роки тому +20

    I love how he slowly regrets his decision, it's beautiful.

  • @LemonPokle
    @LemonPokle 8 місяців тому +3

    This is the best spore video that I've ever seen.

  • @mcdino6421
    @mcdino6421 5 років тому +2148

    i cannot believe you categorised it as "games" instead of "education"

    • @mq4333
      @mq4333 5 років тому +6

      Why does this have 1.4k likes and no comments

    • @mcdino6421
      @mcdino6421 5 років тому +5

      @@mq4333 HOLY ! THIS GOT 1.4K last time I checked there were like 5 :D

    • @ruxis8179
      @ruxis8179 5 років тому +4

      @@mcdino6421 Sometimes the best comments need no replies, just appreciation

    • @katcano4474
      @katcano4474 5 років тому +4

      @@ruxis8179 Well now it's got replies. Does that mean this isn't one of the best comments?

    • @ruxis8179
      @ruxis8179 5 років тому +3

      @@katcano4474 do what Ghandi would do, purge the comments

  • @Wrath-zj1qn
    @Wrath-zj1qn 4 роки тому +3236

    "Not harming any living thing physically or emotionally"
    Continues to zap people with a happy beam and harm people emotionally.

    • @willg8035
      @willg8035 4 роки тому +18

      That's part of the story you dunce.

    • @d39street66
      @d39street66 4 роки тому +4

      shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

    • @northernasatru7562
      @northernasatru7562 4 роки тому +25

      A complete violation of our rights ~many

    • @pifflesomepuffnadder855
      @pifflesomepuffnadder855 4 роки тому +3

      OH, GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
      I MUST FORGET!!!
      **Super Happy Ray beam**
      Okay, I'm cool now. :)

    • @goomy_
      @goomy_ 4 роки тому +2

      It’s a disgrace and complete violation of our rights

  • @poliswag6666
    @poliswag6666 6 місяців тому +4

    this is one of the best videos i have ever watched

  • @KingDick4711
    @KingDick4711 2 роки тому +10

    Idk if you'll ever see this.
    But I return to this video whenever my life is in a state of turmoil, just so I can remember how to laugh and smile again.
    Thank you UberDanger. Walk tall, my friend.

  • @PayParkGoHome
    @PayParkGoHome 5 років тому +3238

    32 minute video, 1 ad. You've already shown true pacifism in this action alone.
    Edit: We now see 4 ads, but one cannot complain as this is now to test OUR patience. If he can endure hours of gameplay, we can endure seconds of ads. Truly, a wise move UberDanger.

    • @M4r1n_
      @M4r1n_ 5 років тому +19

      Over Clocked I DIDNT EVEN SEE THAT! NOW that is Something!

    • @Kokushibouu
      @Kokushibouu 5 років тому +5

      There isnt even 1 ad there are 0

    • @camthegamer6444
      @camthegamer6444 5 років тому +24

      @@Kokushibouu there's one near the end

    • @eascide
      @eascide 4 роки тому +1

      Cam the gamer not anymore lol

    • @outtakefiend6839
      @outtakefiend6839 4 роки тому +5

      Well UA-cam's new ad policy is if you watch one ad clearly you don't mind a second

  • @andr-ei5519
    @andr-ei5519 5 років тому +2262

    this was an amazing video, probably the highest quality video i fucking loved it the emotion this video has put me through is that of a soap opera, truly mesmerising cinematography and amazingly written script.

  • @JohrnyReport
    @JohrnyReport 2 роки тому +9

    I find myself coming back to this video time after time. This is truly your Magnum Opus in my opinion.

  • @smolbirb4
    @smolbirb4 6 місяців тому +5

    This video is such a banger that I watch it a few times a year

  • @Youmuus
    @Youmuus 5 років тому +15988

    One of your best videos Uber

  • @RottenHeretic
    @RottenHeretic 5 років тому +1881

    Man, Discovery Channel has changed.

    • @IllyasArt
      @IllyasArt 5 років тому +20

      I'm 35/35 on recognizing what doujin/art is from on a random commenters profile pic and I don't know how to feel about it...Nice profile pic!

    • @squidfestMods
      @squidfestMods 5 років тому +7

      @@IllyasArt sauce plz

    • @igotnonameithink7961
      @igotnonameithink7961 5 років тому +1

      I need dah sauce too pls

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 5 років тому +9

      Come on! Shot faster!
      Artista: Hirame
      Group: Turtle.Fish.Paint
      A truly Peak of art

    • @awsomealaric
      @awsomealaric 4 роки тому +2

      Hey, for research purposes, where’s that thumbnail from?

  • @brionblank5526
    @brionblank5526 2 роки тому +2

    This is the epitome of an excellent video. One with structure, highs and lows, humour, and meticulous commentary. I have also been falling in love with your soundtracks. I almost wish you had an accessable playlist for it.

  • @sircolt8184
    @sircolt8184 Рік тому +2

    This is the only vid I return time and time again. Truly a timeless maaterpiece.
    You got it totally fucking wrong about schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder. It's a même at this point how anyone could still fuck this up.

  • @freebooterluckless
    @freebooterluckless 3 роки тому +3924

    I like how instead of doing another boring multi-episode play through that would last hours
    You just made an entertaining mockumentary

    • @joezilla1018
      @joezilla1018 3 роки тому +6

      @Derick Howard fuck vegans

    • @drakoinx
      @drakoinx 3 роки тому +32

      Right? The stories actually good enough to write a short about

    • @etam8099
      @etam8099 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @it.sy.
      @it.sy. 3 роки тому +23

      @@joezilla1018 vegans are cool, vegans that judge others eating habits arent

    • @Battlebox0
      @Battlebox0 3 роки тому +5

      @@joezilla1018 well you missed the point of the video

  • @nerdstorma8427
    @nerdstorma8427 5 років тому +490

    _"...But trial and error eventually leads us to creatures that are so _*_DeTEsTaBlE_*_ and _*_WReTchEd_*_ that they have no choice but to be out friend. :)"_
    ~definitely a pacifist

  • @zerkker6096
    @zerkker6096 2 роки тому +19

    Ah, another fine rewatch of this masterpiece

  • @allisg3320
    @allisg3320 3 роки тому +8

    UberDanger: my species are intellectuals
    Species: * runs like cowards and doesn't save best friends from savages *

  • @harmochi
    @harmochi 4 роки тому +734

    This would not get out of my recommendations for a whole ass year, I finally caved in and watched it. I do not regret it

    • @geo4290
      @geo4290 4 роки тому +7

      Same

    • @camerondacunha4875
      @camerondacunha4875 4 роки тому +1

      Geo same

    • @g1sbi
      @g1sbi 4 роки тому +26

      That’s because UA-cam knew what’s best for you. You had to watch this masterpiece.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 роки тому +7

      watching it causes you to be shot by a super happy beam

    • @omeralzubair2050
      @omeralzubair2050 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @secondary1verril22
    @secondary1verril22 3 роки тому +519

    "When in doubt, whip it out" -Christopher Wistopher. He's real

  • @DigitalStickman
    @DigitalStickman 2 роки тому +10

    3 years later and this is still the best spore gameplay video.

  • @zuraaab
    @zuraaab 3 роки тому +3

    This video still makes my cry, what a masterpiece. They should show this in every school worldwide. Thank you uberman

  • @MeguminIsWaifu
    @MeguminIsWaifu 5 років тому +266

    This actually felt like i was watching a science documentary

  • @cowboycatss
    @cowboycatss 3 роки тому +3776

    This is one of the best contemporary critiques of pacifism ever.

    • @keithlee1007
      @keithlee1007 3 роки тому +39

      Lol what happened here

    • @Mr.Pista-1
      @Mr.Pista-1 3 роки тому +234

      @@keithlee1007 I think a guy named James said something very either stupid or controversial. In both cases he deleted his comment and his channel so we will never know

    • @TherusOneWolf
      @TherusOneWolf 3 роки тому +36

      The mystery is killing me!

    • @frenchtrueneutral5637
      @frenchtrueneutral5637 3 роки тому +12

      @@TherusOneWolf me too.

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 3 роки тому +12

      I *need* to know.

  • @Isaah.i
    @Isaah.i 2 роки тому

    I always come back every time to....ease my mind ig. This video is a blessing it's a literal miracle I've come across. Thank you for this blessing. I cried and laugh multiple times from this video. Thank you very much.

  • @JohrnyReport
    @JohrnyReport 2 роки тому +1

    I find myself coming back to this video. It truely is still one of your best videos. Humour and pacing is top notch

  • @maxamillion6042
    @maxamillion6042 5 років тому +507

    "We naturally don't hunt for fish, as that would harm the fish" I lost it

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 4 роки тому +24

      If a herbivorous species in spore tries to fish, they harvest seaweed.

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 4 роки тому +25

      Abby Alphonse But that would harm the seaweed

    • @alinastanescu4430
      @alinastanescu4430 4 роки тому +5

      @@abbyalphonse499 I didn't know that, THE MORE YOU KNOW

    • @losnfjslefn8857
      @losnfjslefn8857 3 роки тому

      @@abbyalphonse499 All this time... After all the hours of playing this game, after all the YEARS that have gone by... I never knew this!😲

  • @komasajt8795
    @komasajt8795 5 років тому +371

    this was actually pretty dramatic no irony

    • @huhulili9021
      @huhulili9021 5 років тому +1

      Until you found that the sound used in this video is the theme of ISIS

  • @-.8369.-
    @-.8369.- 11 місяців тому +4

    Watched this video many times

  • @Real_itachi_xd
    @Real_itachi_xd 10 днів тому +1

    these videos age like fine wine. I burst out laughing at least once a year watching this materpiece, as well as the Spore, Wow and Fallout Series.

  • @creambrained
    @creambrained 4 роки тому +1740

    Genuinely, part at the end where he destroyed his planet was so heartbreaking. Truly, very genuinely, saddest thing i have ever seen in my life. Truly. Genuinely. Truly. To full truth. Without a doubt. Very genuinely. To the full extent of truth. At the point of absolute genuine truth. Truly. Genuinely.

    • @voxlknight2155
      @voxlknight2155 3 роки тому +33

      Genuinely, Truly? Truly, Honestly, Absolutely?
      Lol

    • @KinshinReaper
      @KinshinReaper 3 роки тому +9

      X to doubt.

    • @sink5321
      @sink5321 3 роки тому +7

      Godzilla had a stroke reading this

    • @godlovesyou546
      @godlovesyou546 3 роки тому +3

      I thought it was so sad I was genuinely not expecting that.

    • @unluckypanda5448
      @unluckypanda5448 3 роки тому +4

      My heart broke when he destroyed the disc

  • @user-or8ql3fe5v
    @user-or8ql3fe5v 5 років тому +802

    YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
    You were supposed to destroy the Grox, not join them!
    Bring balance to the galaxy, not leave it in darkness!

    • @justinweeb8145
      @justinweeb8145 5 років тому +32

      From my perspective THE GALAXY IS EVIL!!!
      All creatures deserve the ultimate PEACE and HARMONY!

    • @user-or8ql3fe5v
      @user-or8ql3fe5v 5 років тому +31

      WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST!

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 5 років тому +3

      you were not the chosen one you were meant for memes not refrences

    • @chaos9731
      @chaos9731 5 років тому +3

      This is actually the best comment XD

    • @Xelets
      @Xelets 5 років тому

      Try me

  • @ZayZoot
    @ZayZoot Рік тому +1

    The long fallen Ghandicus empire was discovered by young Armatoan Archeologist Chrii Treyiin when researching the numerous ruins scattered on one of the Prime worlds of the Ghandicus (located within the home system). Where Ahimsa once stood, there is only an asteroid belt made from the remains of the planet. Numerous pieces of Ghandicus technology would the Armatoan race come to realize that the Asteroid belt in the former Ghandicus capital is the remains of their destroyed home world, but the more shocking revelation was that this fallen empire was responsible for life on their planet which was terraformed from a high atmosphere hothouse world into a tier 3 paradise by the Ghandicus to take advantage of the massive amounts of purple spice practically exploding out of the planet.

    • @ZayZoot
      @ZayZoot Рік тому

      The Armatoan species would also come to learn of their creator's obsession with peace, something that would lead to their downfall when they allied with the Grox and became embroiled in war with all other Sophonts. But the most disturbing revelation of all was that their world was never destroyed by enemy forces, but by a single Ghandicus who went rogue after learning of the war brought on by the Ghandicus allying with the Grox, after which he would flee to an atmosphere less world in the Armato System where he walked off into the distance until his oxygen ran out, his body would be found 920 million years later by Armatoan scientists who learned of his actions from his decaying space ship after discovering his body.

  • @jbgordon611
    @jbgordon611 5 місяців тому +1

    This is a beautiful story on how no matter how much try no matter how hard you try in the end, you cannot achieve peace there will always be someone who wants to fight there will always be something who wants to fight. There will always be a reason to fight. The truth is peace is is about as unattainable as inmortality it might come one day, but it certainly isn’t gonna be happening anytime soon

  • @traviswilliams2348
    @traviswilliams2348 5 років тому +2096

    The greatest video on UA-cam, a true masterpiece that highlights the struggle of human morality.

    • @rom6299
      @rom6299 5 років тому

      Travis Williams I’m with you to that my friend!

    • @MasterLapin
      @MasterLapin 5 років тому +12

      This but unironically

    • @igenode
      @igenode 5 років тому +4

      Right after “the history of the whole world, I guess”

    • @Ratharaine
      @Ratharaine 3 роки тому

      Retirn

  • @ShadowKueken
    @ShadowKueken 5 років тому +365

    This ... this might be your best video yet ... I only wanted it to play in the background, but I ended up being fixated on this for the entire 32 minutes .... you have my respect for creating this

    • @zawarrudo3930
      @zawarrudo3930 5 років тому +3

      So I am not the only one who listen to videos like this on the background

    • @Ratharaine
      @Ratharaine 3 роки тому

      Return to this great realm

  • @mumblejumble9022
    @mumblejumble9022 3 роки тому +1

    I’ve watched this video at least ten times. For some reason your voice here really helps me relax and fall asleep! I’m normally out by the civilization era

  • @CBATOTHINKOFANAME1
    @CBATOTHINKOFANAME1 7 місяців тому +3

    ah there is my annual rewatch of Rise of the Ghandicus completed then.

  • @lionprubbs701
    @lionprubbs701 5 років тому +584

    The best Dystopias are disguised as Utopias

    • @adamdobry5517
      @adamdobry5517 5 років тому +11

      Unfortunately, a lot of people just don't want to live in a utopia

    • @oddyslay
      @oddyslay 5 років тому +23

      @@adamdobry5517 To be fair, Utopia, the book that coined the term and shows the original utopia, is quite dystopic by today's standards.

    • @adamdobry5517
      @adamdobry5517 5 років тому +2

      Maybe, But generally, a lot of people do not find profit in shared prosperity. Humans are greedy little creatures you know

    • @Alley99
      @Alley99 5 років тому +14

      Nah, the idea is that everyone wants to live in a Utopia, but Utopia is impossible to achieve. The only way to achieve one person’s idea of Utopia is to enforce it, creating a Dystopia.

    • @tantarudragos
      @tantarudragos 5 років тому

      now yuo see

  • @demdoughnuts3882
    @demdoughnuts3882 5 років тому +252

    Ghandicus: I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE AND PROSPERITY TO MY NEW EMPIRE.
    Rest of the galaxy: YOUR NEW EMPIRE?

    • @n4ch0king27
      @n4ch0king27 5 років тому +4

      hahahaa best comment ever

    • @undercoverjihadi9252
      @undercoverjihadi9252 5 років тому +4

      Ghandicus, what happened to armies, to victory?!

    • @ilianaleksiev3717
      @ilianaleksiev3717 5 років тому +1

      Kylo Ren? star wars? that kind of shit?

    • @demdoughnuts3882
      @demdoughnuts3882 5 років тому +2

      @@n4ch0king27 grateful I am, you feel this way. But much to learn, I still have.

    • @n4ch0king27
      @n4ch0king27 5 років тому +2

      @@demdoughnuts3882 you are welcome but I’m just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe.

  • @midnight3055
    @midnight3055 8 місяців тому +2

    bruh, i cried

  • @tamasfarago1843
    @tamasfarago1843 3 роки тому

    Genuinely one the best videos I've seen. Endlessly rewatchable.

  • @ElliottJohnsonXX
    @ElliottJohnsonXX 5 років тому +740

    Although, the universe rallied against you in the end, they still came together BECAUSE OF GHANDICUS! LONG LIVE GHANDICUS

    • @Prgrant-gj6st
      @Prgrant-gj6st 4 роки тому +20

      Elliott Johnson a very nice way of looking at it

    • @hollowpilot
      @hollowpilot 4 роки тому +2

      The resistance is forever!

    • @Letgoit2
      @Letgoit2 4 роки тому +10

      so code gease styl ALL HAIL LELOUCHE

    • @rimadalc7576
      @rimadalc7576 4 роки тому +3

      Agreed, dear brother! Long live the Ghandicus!

    • @willowdrakon
      @willowdrakon 4 роки тому +10

      The ghandicus became the villain the universe needed to stop violence. The ghandicus sacrificed their entire species and billions of years of evolutionand research to achieve what their existance was all about in the first place.

  • @Leto85
    @Leto85 4 роки тому +364

    22:05 'Three billion years of meditation, veganism and rampant inbreeding of the mentally ill have given us powerful, peaceful abilities in the space stage.'
    That topnotch writing skill. 😂😂😂

  • @JustZaiper
    @JustZaiper 2 роки тому +1

    Watched this video like 4 times over the 3 years, such a great work of art

  • @mehdicanada4760
    @mehdicanada4760 3 роки тому

    The editing is perfect, thank you for the enjoyable 30 minutes.

  • @ObviouslyASMR
    @ObviouslyASMR 5 років тому +1851

    Okay so not only did this make me burst with nostalgia, this is also masterfully edited, major props dude

    • @Ratharaine
      @Ratharaine 3 роки тому +5

      Return to this vid

    • @ObviouslyASMR
      @ObviouslyASMR 3 роки тому +5

      @@Ratharaine thank you! Glad I got to watch this masterpiece again

    • @Ratharaine
      @Ratharaine 3 роки тому +4

      @@ObviouslyASMR your welcome

    • @mikuenjoyerXD
      @mikuenjoyerXD 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ratharaine this was so wholesome 🥺

    • @Ratharaine
      @Ratharaine 3 роки тому +2

      @@mikuenjoyerXD thank you

  • @snaukball8764
    @snaukball8764 3 роки тому +2959

    next: spore genocide run | rise of the gladius.
    Ok you can stop telling me he already did one.

    • @negativeiquser5295
      @negativeiquser5295 3 роки тому +19

      chara approves this comment

    • @cherrylicker6959
      @cherrylicker6959 3 роки тому +22

      @@negativeiquser5295 when are people going to realize how chara isn’t actually the bad guy in fact there’s a video that says exactly why

    • @user-bu2in6vr9u
      @user-bu2in6vr9u 3 роки тому +9

      The fuckman is alredy a geocide creature

    • @rhager842
      @rhager842 3 роки тому +19

      He already did a genocide run, with the Fuckmen empire.

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 роки тому +4

      Rise of the Civilization V version of Gandhicus

  • @washedupazir2873
    @washedupazir2873 3 роки тому +2

    I’m proud to say I first watched this video when it came out. this is the third time I rewatch it and it’s still an S tier video!

  • @TheDarkMewtwo996
    @TheDarkMewtwo996 2 роки тому +1

    13:04 Babadulnek definetly survived and eventually became one of the leaders of the rebel violent factions that turn their backs on the peace.
    Bet it was Pink nation's leader that bastard.
    This video is a master piece.

  • @hobocore
    @hobocore 4 роки тому +912

    this is a masterpiece sent by god himself.

  • @nis5e
    @nis5e 5 років тому +1122

    *in this Video: How EA Ruined One Mans Dream by Not Testing their own Game Enough*

    • @RealFeytey
      @RealFeytey 5 років тому +165

      That's the issue though, every other species in the galaxy is being terrorized by one species to the point of all waging war on them. As you ally yourself with them the other species in the universe take this as a sign of hostility as you are adamantly creating an "Alliance" with their major enemy. The best way to represent this would be the fact that Gandhi had correspondence with Adolf Hitler between 1939-1940 telling him his philosophies of peace and why Hitler should not start a war in Europe. Gandhi did his best to try and persuade him away from evil and war but would obviously never "Ally" himself with Adolf Hitler, as allying yourself with someone in war time is essentially saying you agree with their ideals against the countries that are on the opposing side of the war. At best we could hope for EA having put in a system that allows you to push the Grox to stop their hostile and aggressive ways, though as we've seen through real life examples (such as the one above) this rarely works. In all the most "peaceful" way to play spore would be to ally with everyone and simply set up a trade route with the Grox, thus making it so they at least won't attack you and you can "Roleplay" yourself attempting to convince them out of their genocidal ways, only to be met with the same results as what happened in the real world, your cries and talks of peace falling on deaf ears as the Grox spare you but continue their war against any others who oppose them (In this case, everyone but you.)

    • @RealFeytey
      @RealFeytey 4 роки тому +37

      @Blake lastname Gay

    • @spiritflame8806
      @spiritflame8806 4 роки тому +4

      @@RealFeytey wow, for someone who talks so much about spore, you sure are homophobic.

    • @RealFeytey
      @RealFeytey 4 роки тому +33

      @@spiritflame8806 I'm gay myself, it was a petty comeback/joke, chill b

    • @creachurr
      @creachurr 4 роки тому +6

      @@RealFeytey u goteem

  • @Wisazrid
    @Wisazrid 2 роки тому

    This is amazing!.. the starting bit made me get chills

  • @lunardoeseverything5393
    @lunardoeseverything5393 3 роки тому +539

    “Sometimes it do be like that but it is”
    -Christopher Wistopher

    • @cerridianempire1653
      @cerridianempire1653 3 роки тому +4

      "Yeet"-Beethoven

    • @lunardoeseverything5393
      @lunardoeseverything5393 3 роки тому +5

      Cerridian Empire hey I never knew Beethoven said “yeet”, that man is way ahead of his time!

    • @Ratharaine
      @Ratharaine 3 роки тому

      Return

    • @eoghansailer5048
      @eoghansailer5048 3 роки тому +3

      "If she breathes, she's a thot!"
      -Abraham Lincoln

    • @blueninja3127
      @blueninja3127 3 роки тому +2

      "Even if you die, suck it up, and keep going" -- George Washington

  • @brandonkim8423
    @brandonkim8423 4 роки тому +1157

    2:06
    "A humble existence, comprised only of eating kale and reproducing"
    So, California?

  • @squirrel_slapper
    @squirrel_slapper 9 місяців тому +4

    I forced my girlfriend to watch this with me (she absolutely loved it)

  • @RobotPlush
    @RobotPlush 9 місяців тому +2

    The ironic thing about this video is that this actually started my path of peace
    Sorta… it took a while

  • @robertodalia5556
    @robertodalia5556 5 років тому +896

    I don't get it
    Why put a picture of Gandhi, the nuclear overlord, to represent pacifist?

    • @Isogyre_
      @Isogyre_ 5 років тому +90

      A man of culture i see

    • @Jelgraf
      @Jelgraf 5 років тому +51

      Someones been playing civ, I see

    • @fombocombo
      @fombocombo 5 років тому +29

      you cant harm others if you're dead.

    • @Wolverines83
      @Wolverines83 5 років тому +16

      If you watch till the end you’ll understand

    • @alexrowley373
      @alexrowley373 4 роки тому +1

      Civ is an amazing game