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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- So this guy's walking home from the store when OH MY GOD A GUY WITH A- wait, that's not him.
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This is the single best running gag.
Angry Yogbuscus nah making fun of Venice is
Carstea Florentin
Now I want the hobo to be in the civ videos.
Carstea Florentin I D E N O U N C E Y O U
Running running gag.
Seems unlikely
On a second watch through I noticed you can actually see hobo prime steal the wallet during the “never worked a day in his life and has terrible taste in hats” line. I’m very impressed at how subtle it is.
I must say, I like the "hobo prime" for this video.
Holy shit! I couldn't figure out why he was lifting his hat there, now I know. he put the wallet there. mind fucking blown
HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THAT BEFORE!
And this is why it's worth watching each video multiple times.There always seems to be some small yet hilarious detail you miss that changes everything.
*hobo prime*
I can't get the image of a large group of hat wearing, fake bearded, potential time travelers in hobo clothes sitting around a table making rules for who gets which Jeffrey out of my head.
can anyone?
In the hobo universe, his name is Lebron
Paul Ngo There’s no way that guy’s name is LeBron.
Edit: for anyone who didn’t get this, it’s a reference to another one of their videos.
2 years later and your idea shall live in a new head. How dare you
2 years and three months later and they've posted a video showing a meeting of this exact society
3rd Most Classic Blunder: Never Sign Something a Crazy Man Gives You
2nd Most Classic Blunder: Never go against a Sicilian when Death is on the Line
1st Most Classic Blunder: Never get Involved in a Land War in Asia
Indeed
What about posting a pic-not-related thread on 4chan?
Also John Daniels, your last name is almost my middle. I find that funny, but I doubt your middle is Fraire.
Never invade Russia on winter, Unless you´re the Mongols
The war didn´t went well for the germans they lost most of his troops in Russia
Another one is never start a thread on /tg/ where your image is more interesting than your post.
2:10
that's where the wallet went :D
*Isajohoff* Nice catch!
That's awesome. Misdirection so good most of the viewers didn't notice.
Wow
(Cat's)Wallet's in the hat.
Spotted it on the first watch, without prior knowledge! Then again, I have experience in trying to dismantle sleight of hand tricks.
“Would you prefer I explain the trick before I do it” Honestly best line in the sketch
I personally liked "HA, that was the one made of Gallium!" (paraphrased of course)
My favorite was “seven bucks says that’s a rolled up confession”
pro builder What? You can’t stir tea with a knife! That knife is doomed
Seems Unlikely
"article 5 section 12 specifically amends dibs expiration to 3 years after last contact to compensate for time travel" how many of these hobos are time travelling that they had to make an amendment to compensate for it? who made the rule and then the amendment? is there some secret hobo government? is the kyle hobo part of that government? or is he part of the hobo police and came to arrest the other for breaking hobo law? so many questions.
That would explain why he had a police uniform. And he turned in Not-Lebron for disrespecting the Pinkerton Family... Or he's just crazy, and crazies tend to flock together.
Conor Jasper Seems unlikely.
This to explain why he Said that left the Guy Just only 12 minutes
No, not the hobos time traveling, their marks. They need three years to catch up to anyone who time travels away, because time travel can only go forward three years. But that
seems unlikely.
except it's the hobo that is time travelling which is why he only appears to Jeremy once every 2 years. in that 2 years gap he is time travelling and trying to find his way back to Jeremy
You know, i didn't realize how much i missed that hobo until watching this.
2 years later and same feeling
@@MrHat. 2 years and 1 day later and same feeling
michael carandang 2 years and 29 days later and same feeling
The Leauge of Hobos confirmed, a secret soceity of bearded masterminds.
yeas
They time travel as well.
They're a bunch of bearded doctors that scam people
This 100% needs to be the next hobo video: the meeting of the League of Hobos!
fake bearded masterminds*
The real con was them working together to get his wallet.
I believe it. I really want to see someone actually beat a hobo aside from another hobo. Hobo prime has had his plans work by the end of the video every time except once, and nobody has ever pulled one over on him.
Shard 486 2:10
Woosh.
Ya sure it was not for the milk?
@@shards7992 stop
Unbeknownst to us, there is a codex for hobos that explains the rules on how, where and who they should follow and sell knifes to, show magic tricks etc.
It is around 344 pages, depending on which hobo you ask.
And the location of the codex is always explained through a bundle of random and weird information regarding nothing to the subject.
When they are caught in the act, their immediate response is always "seems unlikely"
"Depending on which hobo you ask," XD, I diieeeeee
True. But the 3 year dibs amendment to compensate for time travel isn't codified until mid February of next year
I think the codes is in Demoin
ARTICLE 3 SECTION 7 PROHIBITS ALL DISCUSSION OF THE CODES! I MEAN.... YOU WANNA BUY A KNIFE?
I'll buy your knife if you sign my cigarette.
*Seems unlikely*
a comment with 463 likes with no comments...........................*seems unlikely*
1:12 "NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH! NOW PAY YOUR FINE, OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL!"
This will land you a fat fine. Oh, wait.
PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW *FORFEIT.*
My thoughts the same
Comic Nez nasty little buggers
That'll be seven dollars and now has to be paid in rupees
I know this is a few weeks old, so this might not get seen but:
Things I love about this video:
-Everything about the delivery of "He's mine now" (1:33)
-The creepy sirens effect with growing beat underneath, which is totally unique and completely perfect (1:13)
-Floppy Hobo Point (1:30)
-"Seems Unlikely"(0:30)(1:41)
-The implication of an underground hobo network
-Tomas
-Wallet Swipe (2:11)
-Hobo2 totally noticing the wallet swipe (2:12)
-Hobo2's line delivery at (2:34)
-Jeffery's most casual photography skills (0:31)
-And, of course, the foreshadowed punchline (2:56)
Man, this was a fun one!
The siren effect is lifted straight from Kill Bill.
@@fyraltari1889 I thought his comment would be sarcastic when he said "totally unique" :D
Also (1:51) still asking for specifically $7
Okay you need to watch Kill Bill please
the sirens are from Kill Bill
Annnnd my wallets gone
Plot twist: there were exactly $7 in the wallet and the Extortionist Hobo (not to be confused with the Robbery Hobo) was just collecting on his bet with Lebron...
Who puts their wallet in their back pocket? I mean really...
you even get to see it happen at 12:00
ShiftyMcGoggles What? The video’s not that long! What kind of extortion are you trying to pull?
Parcel Form if only it were that long...Sorry, genuinely got the timing wrong.
I love the little gallium pun, for those who dont know it's a metal with a very low melting point that melts in warm water or even your hand
It's amazing how I didn't notice that all three people were played by Allison. Great costume work guys!
So all these videos share the same universe? 7 bucks that wallet will be the maguffin for the year 4 finale.
Or the Milk :D
make it seven fifty, and you're on.
No bet, I need the money for a bus ticket and a sandwich.
Bucket Hat Trick wants a map
I love that Kyle - with brown hair has a black beard, and Tomas - with black hair has a brown beard.
I have watched this video countless times for the last several years, and I just now noticed at the 2:08 mark, that Kyle steals Jefferey's wallet and slides it under his hat! How did I not notice that sleight of hand until now?! Well done, bearded Kyle. Well done!
the kill bill music was absolutely perfect and i loved how the camera zoomed out and showed both of the hobos flopping around, made me laugh out loud. absolutely amazing work as always on the videos! i can never wait for the next video haha
Fun fact: medieval England actually had a class of wandering beggars-criminals who had laws that included things like dibs
And according to the latest episode, the 433rd annual tea party of elite hobos had commenced, and if this universe is based on real time (for us anyway, not for hobos) then they have been around since 1587 at least, and their preorganization days might have existed even before that:
Theory: The Hobos are a group of Time Travelling Cryptids with a fascination with milk and human crimes, like if vampires were gremlins.
So I guess hobos have rules among themselves. That's cool.
Salfur, no, it’s not hobo rules, it the rules of whatever organization they both work for (WLHQ?)
TrevorBOB actually it's fake bearded hobos united
Seems unlikely.
1:44 Best subtle Princess Bride reference I've ever seen
Wow I can't believe in this sketch Lebron just straight up robs a house, that's pretty messed up
Plaid Chickens There's no way his name is Lebron.
yes it is Lebron is Canon oh wait your referencing another Hobo vid
Allison’s brother getting a role as a second hobo no less, such nepotism.
YOU GUYS KNOW THE GALLIUM TRICK???
I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE!!
Best line in the sketch.
Daniel Berke, really close between this one and the Princess Bride reference
This is my absolute favorite hobo video!
Allison Edge Meter: 6
I think that was actually Allison robbing a house, posing as a different hobo, wearing a bad disguise. It's like Disguise-inception with a good disguise inside of a bad disguise.
but thats not Allison...
Exactly what Allison wants you to think!
A chick playing a dude disguised as another dude?
Not Allison
Calling him Allison was a joke for the bit!
*Dreads what Allison will do to him for saying it*
I can't tell you how many times I've watched this video and this is the first time I noticed Kyle putting Jeffrey's wallet into his hat.
Jeffery! He's been my fav ever since the dancing mage gif. Always fun to watch him act.
1:12 I hadn't realised that Kyle is actually a guard from Oblivion.
best part of this vid is how the newest hobo notices the older hobo stole the guys wallet and nods in approval
Well this looks good- OH DEAR GOD WHY!
_takes a deep breath._
That performance was eerily good. Bravo sir! Bravo! :)
There's a great closed-captioned bonus on this one. When the hobos are preparing to fight, the caption says, "Hoboan Combat."
The battle of the gods
You actually see him steal the wallet if you watch carefully. I love that detail.
Where lol
@@seantaco6538 2:07
He HAS the milk on him!
The melting point of gallium is just under 30 degrees Celsius - that knife is going to turn to liquid in the second hobo's hands.
Never underestimate the power of an experienced time travelling hobo.
Love the Princess Bride reference ;)
where?
OliveBread, “You idiot, you’ve fallen victim to the world’s third most classic blunder”
Princess Bride says the top two are fighting a land war in Asia, and going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. (ua-cam.com/video/U_eZmEiyTo0/v-deo.html around 3:45)
Glad someone else caught that.
Me: Haven't I seen a video like this before?
UA-cam: Seems unlikely.
I like the idea that there's some kind of Crazy Hobo guild out there that all of these crazy hobos are members of, and they have some elaborate code of conduct, and they vote at council meetings or something.
The fact that these guys have been able to stop Extorting people for long enough to read an entire rule-book that’s big enough to have rules compensating for time-travel frankly amazes me.
Time travel is rule 3 sorry for the delay time travel and all
Rule 9637 is sometimes you stub your toe hard enough that you become your own twin
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He sells knife
I love how kyle steals the wallet and puts it under his hat
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I just realized but the hobos are much alike goblins and/or kobolds...
Keep in mind they said "seems unlikely" or "probably not", so they probably actually know each other from the league of hobos.
They have a society and a rulebook.
What Jeffery doesn't know is that by completing a trade as a hobo he is now destined to become one of them
So are the fake bearded hobos like vampires then?
HSuper Lee worse, you become a vampire because of a curse or pathogen, you become a hobo because the very fabric of reality demands it
They're more like guidelines.
Kyle’s excited for milk noise is my new favorite thing
Gallium is an element that has such a low melting point that it melts upon contact with humans skin so the knife would've just melted when he grabbed it.. For anyone who didn't get the 'that one was made out of gallium' knife joke.
I don't know if I love the jokes or the movements resembling a cartoon more. The comedic timing on everything is perfect to a milisecond.
AMAZING...... ALSO DEAR GOD HE GOT THE MILK, RUUUUUIUUIUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!
I have a feeling that the milk will be the focus of the next episode
I love that we are learning the rules of the league of hobos, not only the dibs thing, but the way they dismiss knowing each other, not saying yes or no, just that it seems unlikely, and the target will likely believe them if they don't hear it twice from two different people.
Joey has given hobo some milk. Hobo is free!!
He sounded so happy when he gave him the milk and also the hobos have a rule book this is the single greatest running gag on youtube
This community of hobos is more advanced and organized than the one from sherlock
I just realized you can actually see the hobo grabbing his wallet and putting it under his hat
The three classic blunders: never get involved in a land war in Asia, never bet your life against a Sicilian, and never sign a hobo's cigarette
The princess bride reference is the best. Loved the video!
1:08 this is we’re the better hobo comes
new hobo sounds a tad bit Irish
I also love it when my favorite beards collide
also just realised the hobo finally got his milk
oh my gosh NOT ANOTHER ONE!
I’ve watched this so many god damn times and it doesn’t get any-less hilarious. You guys are freaking awesome.
Allison's acting was incredible! I could almost believe she was a dude!
LforLight I honestly thought she was
That was Allison?!
Did not recognize her at all.
Wait, what?
It's not Alison. Read the video description: "Special guest: Tomas Devery"
The subtle nod as the one new hobo sees the robbery. I love you guys.
Jojo part 9 is looking good 1:21
2:11 I just love these little details they put in their videos
That was awesome but I want to know when Kyle became an expert pickpocket?
Its got to be the magic beard
So when they do the giveaway of the former hobo beard, will the winner inherit the magic pickpocketing skills? Asking for my cat...
Your cat's conspiring with lola to win the beard giveaway?
I'm afraid I can't answer that; my cat sees all...
This was all a ruse to get milk
Now they just need $7 for the annual tea party
You guys play crazy bearded hobos a little too well...
Tomas resembles one of the comedians we see up here in Canada, a Mark Critch who's on a show called "This Hour Has 22 Minutes".
Please, more hobo videos, they're amazing
2:10
Oh my god, I've watched this sketch a hundred times, and didn't see that until now!
Ha! That was the one made out of gallium!
I wonder how many people got that.
Could you explain the joke? I'd love to understand what's going on there.
Gallium is a metal whose melting point is about 8 degrees Fahrenheit above room temperature, meaning that it melts if it touches skin, gets dipped in hot water, or gets taken outside on a moderately hot day.
Ah, ok.
This is now my new favourite Door Monster video.
My friend pestered me for months to let him show me one of your videos. I hate when people force you to watch a video. Finally I gave in, and he showed me Entendre, Entendre, and I loved it! Kyle, Jefferey, and the rest of the Door Monster crew, you are all amazing! Can you give my friend a shoutout? If you do, then I can force him to watch a video. His name is Parker.
The video we've all been waiting on for all these years. Love it!
The Gallium part is a nice touch.
And the wallet actually being stolen.
I'm absurdly happy to see this character return. Hope to support your Skyvault project in the future, great sketch DM
Why do I get the feeling that the hobos run there own criminal network across the city?
Seems unlikely
I keep coming back to this one. I think it's one of your best.
Can this just be a hobo joke channel?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Benjamin Beaudry I would like that but I want more of the other stuff
I just realized that Jefferey swearing bleep is the same one as the disconnected sound at the end of the latest episode
I would love if you guy’s did a Total War skit since you’ve done EU4 and Civilization VI
OMG! the hobo is now part of some type of time-travelling group and it's amazing! please run with these characters, you guys are honestly the best creators on here
“Third most classic blunder”. Is that right after “never get involved in a land war in asia” and “never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”?
"Seven bucks says..."
*Of course it was seven bucks.*
HE FINALLY GOT THE MILK!
This is without a doubt my favorite video of yours so far!
Hey guys! Time again for Door Monster Trivia! This week’s question:
What is Jefferey’s first appearance on the channel?
Is it cheating to go back through the videos to check? He did a voice in Yoda's Christmas, which I had to go back and check, but he is in the credits. However, I think you're getting at his first onscreen appearance, which was in Entendre, Entendre, AKA the first hobo video :)
Lady Alfhildr of the Forest of Violet Mists, technically yes, it is cheating, but this is a pretty easy question, most of them will be harder.
And I’m only counting the videos on the Essential Bingewatch Playlist
Ah, okay. I guess I'd've been more right if I didn't go back and check then, although I probably just would've said "the first hobo video" and not remembered the name.
You're good :)
I know you'll do it right next time
TrevorBOB is it double entendre?
These hobo things are simply fantastic.
Y'all have my support for Skyvault!
Anyone else see him take the wallet
0:31 hmmm I like that tree
Holy shit I didn't realize it was Alison until I read the comments!
Oh... DAMN YOU COMMENT SECTIOOOOON!!!
Myrdin Osrek
It wasn’t! Read the description!
Yeah thx but ur not the first
The hobo episodes are probably some of my favorite, and this one is probably the best so far!
Woot woot, I love the hobo shenanigans
this second hobo, like the first, was a real man. quality content.
I love the little touches. The gallium knife was a good one.