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  • @catsadilla324
    @catsadilla324 4 роки тому +166

    SCRIPT:
    [ELAINE CHEWS HER GUM TROLLINGLY AT JERRY]

    • @GodTierComments
      @GodTierComments 4 роки тому +6

      trollingly was definitely not a word back then

    • @lazyfrogeyes5949
      @lazyfrogeyes5949 3 роки тому +3

      @@GodTierComments may have not been a word but we had plenty back on the BBS days

  • @gocanuckurself1
    @gocanuckurself1 5 років тому +68

    I love how Elaine revels in the suffering of her supposed friends LOL

    • @angeleyeszarai
      @angeleyeszarai 2 роки тому

      Jerry does it to them all the time so 😆

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode Рік тому +2

      They all do it to each other. That's the point of the show. They call themselves each other's friends, but when one of them has a problem the other either don't care or they gloat. It's not just Elaine. Jerry and George do this too. Kramer on occasion as well, though he seems more clueless than outright vindictive.

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 5 років тому +79

    Elaine just can't leave well enough alone.

    • @IanWeaver
      @IanWeaver 3 роки тому +3

      Chaotic neutral.

  • @MagicSpartan1992
    @MagicSpartan1992 7 років тому +275

    I didn't think it was that bad.

    • @liamireland7381
      @liamireland7381 7 років тому +20

      MagicSpartan Better than I could come up with.

    • @sankothari
      @sankothari 5 років тому

      @@alfa-psi it was seriously cringy

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 5 років тому

      People are gonna read that in the future... and they will all laugh at Jerry...

    • @scslre
      @scslre 4 роки тому +2

      @@sankothari Nah. Claim it's ironic. No one will know.

    • @DMac4214
      @DMac4214 4 роки тому +10

      I thought it was gold

  • @TheMrCC21
    @TheMrCC21 2 роки тому +15

    Looking at it and laughing at Jerry for the next 20-years. I'd hope so. He's a comedian.

  • @afriend9428
    @afriend9428 3 роки тому +25

    *Nothing finer! Than being in your diner! This gold Jerry! GOLD!* ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

    • @axismundi2142
      @axismundi2142 Рік тому

      Why is it called Oval-tine?

    • @afriend9428
      @afriend9428 Рік тому

      @@axismundi2142 *cup is round! dish is round? Should be called Roundtine!*

  • @leroykevin
    @leroykevin 3 роки тому +23

    Jerry would have been satisfied if Elaine hadn't mocked him

  • @flatplant
    @flatplant 6 років тому +101

    It was actually pretty good, prettyyy... prettaay goood

  • @jeancarlosartist
    @jeancarlosartist 6 років тому +82

    I wouldn't have given it back if I were the waitress.

    • @TourettesOrc
      @TourettesOrc 6 років тому +5

      jean moreno I think I would have because of how awkward it would be he even asked for it back

    • @niles6159
      @niles6159 3 роки тому +5

      "Nothing's finer than being in your diner"
      "That's as good as anything you do." - Kramer

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode Рік тому +11

    Jerry was fine with what he wrote and put it out of his mind until Elaine started mocking it. Also a recurring theme on this show. They do something and don't think twice about it until one of their friends points out what the possible ramifications could be and then it's all they can think about. Particularly George who gets neurotic AF over the smallest things.

  • @marcjohn9404
    @marcjohn9404 2 роки тому +6

    Jerry, frantically: "No, look, you don't understand, I want the picture!"
    Waitress: "HHHRRRIIIGHT!!"
    😂😂

  • @bozak2320
    @bozak2320 6 років тому +18

    That waitress is funny asf LoL!

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 5 років тому +11

    This diner set is the same one they use for "Reggie's", except the cushions in the booths are different.

  • @blabla-rg7ky
    @blabla-rg7ky 6 років тому +41

    I like the waitress. I mean, I like how she's acting as a waitress. She's good :)

  • @dReZbEeZ
    @dReZbEeZ 4 роки тому +41

    I love how it's the same waitress as in natural born killers!

  • @scottyd2262
    @scottyd2262 3 роки тому +6

    I've never noticed that Jerry was left handed before

  • @bennystropicalswimmigwolf8691
    @bennystropicalswimmigwolf8691 7 років тому +17

    Absolute class. Great upload, thanks

  • @loualcaraz6497
    @loualcaraz6497 Рік тому

    The bubble boy is right down the road!

  • @MensAsses33
    @MensAsses33 3 роки тому +2

    Where's my water?
    Oh, it's comin

  • @toastee3
    @toastee3 3 роки тому +8

    And this is why Ringo Starr stopped signing things

  • @optoeconomist
    @optoeconomist 3 роки тому +2

    Seems pretty clear that Jerry's line borrowed from the old "Chattanooga Choo Choo" lyric:
    "Dinner in the diner, nothing could be finer
    Than to have your ham 'n' eggs in Carolina"
    Unfortunately Glenn Miller was no longer around to complain.

  • @mercedesbends4111
    @mercedesbends4111 3 роки тому +2

    We're now in 2021 and Elaine was wrong😂

  • @jackgrimaldi8685
    @jackgrimaldi8685 6 років тому +4

    My name's not Rosie, it's Mabel! !

  • @shoqwavebeats8745
    @shoqwavebeats8745 3 роки тому +1

    I use that when eating at diners

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 2 роки тому +1

    Cigarette vending machine in the foyer. An era gone by.

  • @hesheweewee
    @hesheweewee 6 років тому +17

    "No good?"

  • @andreawagner7352
    @andreawagner7352 5 років тому +5

    Oh my God is that the lady from Natural Born Killers that gets shot in the restaurant

  • @videoinformer
    @videoinformer 2 роки тому +5

    Nothing worse for a comedian than to have a lot of people laughing at something he wrote "for the next 20 years".
    Like everyone else, comedians want to be taken seriously.

  • @donsurlylyte
    @donsurlylyte 3 роки тому +3

    it was great as it was

  • @MiloDC
    @MiloDC 2 роки тому +8

    Waitress is adorable!

  • @miked9260
    @miked9260 2 роки тому

    It was actually pretyyyyy goooood 😁😁😁😁😀😀😀

  • @jacksizzle8937
    @jacksizzle8937 2 роки тому

    1:02 loooll

  • @justinw7323
    @justinw7323 2 роки тому +1

    This is how he is with his fans in real life

  • @valeria-militiamessalina5672
    @valeria-militiamessalina5672 4 роки тому +12

    The black dame in the background is giving the evil eye

  • @austinhannemann2615
    @austinhannemann2615 3 роки тому +3

    I forgot Jerry's a lefty

  • @mikez.6309
    @mikez.6309 5 років тому +5

    That's the third waitress role I have seen her in.

    • @joshua50101
      @joshua50101 4 роки тому

      Born to be waitress.

    • @mikez.6309
      @mikez.6309 4 роки тому

      @@joshua50101 she sure traveled. If I'm not mistaken I think she's a native to the Bay Area. Where I'm from.

  • @andreagrace150
    @andreagrace150 6 років тому +21

    Why on earth is Elaine chewing her gum like that?

    • @daviddonaire9392
      @daviddonaire9392 5 років тому +9

      She's obnoxious and from New York

    • @JoseARomo-qv5fk
      @JoseARomo-qv5fk 5 років тому +4

      Because she's just a generally annoying character, so that kind of obnoxious behavior has to be part of it. It's just like in the soup nazi episode. She was warned about the way things had to be done on there, but she went in and did everything she knew she wasn't supposed to do. The guy was an asshole, but she started it. She then went and destroyed his business, all because she's a bitch. We could say she's not my favorite character

    • @Zavakar
      @Zavakar 4 роки тому +9

      @@JoseARomo-qv5fk they're all shitty human beings though. Thats point of the show

    • @dReZbEeZ
      @dReZbEeZ 4 роки тому +1

      Prolly cuz the director told her too

    • @dReZbEeZ
      @dReZbEeZ 4 роки тому +3

      @Tony you obvi don't know much abt having a sense of humour

  • @davido1953
    @davido1953 2 роки тому +1

    O-Lan Jones? Sam Shepherd's wife?

  • @andreo.7633
    @andreo.7633 6 років тому +11

    I liked it

  • @porflepopnecker4376
    @porflepopnecker4376 4 роки тому +1

    I would've told Jerry to "butt up."

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 2 роки тому

      "butt up"? Meaning..?

  • @Turnpost2552
    @Turnpost2552 2 роки тому

    She chews the gum so obnoxiously lol . So fitting.

  • @telsys
    @telsys 6 років тому +3

    sorry, what did he write again? nothing's funner than being in your diner?

  • @38ddkelly
    @38ddkelly 7 років тому +9

    O-Lan Jones!

    • @aussieskates
      @aussieskates 7 років тому

      Edward Scissorhands!

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 роки тому

      "I'll tell you one thing, they ain't getting the TV!"

    • @andrewcolinwilson1
      @andrewcolinwilson1 9 місяців тому

      Did you know that O-Lan Jones is a Los Angeles native? That means she was born near Disneyland except it was 5 years before it first opened.

  • @user-yv1fh3fc8y
    @user-yv1fh3fc8y 3 роки тому +3

    The waitress wins!

  • @Sora2000_
    @Sora2000_ 5 років тому +4

    THIS IS A MAN THAT KNOWS HOW TO MARRY HIS COUSIN

    • @juancarlospierolafuentes3058
      @juancarlospierolafuentes3058 5 років тому

      Garrett's mom

    • @ivchatov
      @ivchatov 4 роки тому

      UTx Sora 2000 I just couldn’t put my finisher on it, I knew I’d seen her somewhere! Thanks man!

  • @scrunts666
    @scrunts666 6 років тому +8

    Two years later that same actress would appear as a waitress in Natural born killers.

    • @brienluck4783
      @brienluck4783 5 років тому

      She also played a small part in the Beethoven dog movie

    • @danielborges69
      @danielborges69 3 роки тому

      @@brienluck4783 and she's that bad mood Edward Scissorhands neighboor

    • @jackedkerouac4414
      @jackedkerouac4414 3 роки тому

      She has that Flo or Darlene look down pat

  • @RosebudKane41
    @RosebudKane41 4 роки тому +1

    Did that actress play waitresses in everything in the 90s?!

  • @rebelsara6102
    @rebelsara6102 4 роки тому

    Funny guy

  • @slobodanreka1088
    @slobodanreka1088 Рік тому

    The woman in the background REALLY wanted to get involved in that fight....

    • @jaengen
      @jaengen Рік тому

      I like her attitude!

  • @suzycreamcheesez4371
    @suzycreamcheesez4371 6 років тому +10

    so Jerry's a southpaw?

    • @wwebb1
      @wwebb1 5 років тому +1

      suzycreamcheesez Everyone on the show is a lefty. I’m serious

  • @wildwest1
    @wildwest1 7 років тому +7

    Seinfield.

  • @sakanablesakanable
    @sakanablesakanable 5 років тому +3

    Elaine does not know how to eat the gum

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 3 роки тому +1

      She did very well to not eat the gum.

  • @bassmaster867
    @bassmaster867 5 років тому +8

    0:47 For all you youngsters that's a payphone and a cigarette machine in the background

    • @joshua50101
      @joshua50101 4 роки тому +1

      I don't see the cigarette machine, where is it?

    • @bassmaster867
      @bassmaster867 4 роки тому

      @@joshua50101 look at the door.

  • @videos4mydad
    @videos4mydad 4 роки тому +1

    Lets help Jerry out - what do you think he should have written?

    • @niles6159
      @niles6159 3 роки тому

      "What's the deal with diners? If you order food and the food doesn't taste good, why would I pay for it? And what's the deal with food? Why do they call it 'food'?"
      That would have been much funnier.

  • @raymonfrose24
    @raymonfrose24 5 років тому +6

    I thought it was a good guote.

    • @damienjshelley
      @damienjshelley 5 років тому +2

      Raymonf Rose
      Better than a good guote, a great guote 😊👍

  • @diehardnygiantsfan6569
    @diehardnygiantsfan6569 2 роки тому

    And then Mickey and Mallory walk in 😐

  • @petenrita
    @petenrita 3 роки тому +1

    O Lan Jones

  • @bennyfromda-bronx6343
    @bennyfromda-bronx6343 5 років тому

    2019, I still dont get it! lol

    • @jjryan1352
      @jjryan1352 3 роки тому

      It's a play on the title of an old song lyric. Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the morning.

  • @glennfuruvald2750
    @glennfuruvald2750 3 роки тому

    Same dinergirl as the one in Natural Born Killers?

  • @mikemorrison122
    @mikemorrison122 3 роки тому

    Its Rossie...i say Mabel from Natural Born Killers

  • @Mr.Rgdias
    @Mr.Rgdias 3 роки тому +2

    Elaine's gum chewing is irreverent as it can be

  • @michaelaylward
    @michaelaylward 4 роки тому +1

    I ate at this diner. It used to be in Manhattan then they moved the whole building to liberty, New York where and old guy runs it. It was only in one episode of Seinfeld

    • @michaelaylward
      @michaelaylward 3 роки тому

      @Luis Collado It was moved from West 49th Street and 11th Avenue, New York City, to Liberty in 2005. Did you even read my comment?

    • @michaelaylward
      @michaelaylward 3 роки тому

      @Luis Collado no you don’t

  • @greensombrero3641
    @greensombrero3641 2 роки тому

    It's goood

  • @yung_broccolini
    @yung_broccolini 7 років тому +55

    Is that Hilary Clinton?!

    • @Soundtrack33VEVO
      @Soundtrack33VEVO 6 років тому +1

      bens Damn that’s cold Bro!

    • @Draugluin999
      @Draugluin999 6 років тому +1

      That's gotta be hilldog clinton

    • @cannedlaughter2535
      @cannedlaughter2535 6 років тому +3

      On a good day.

    • @razbigranicu
      @razbigranicu 5 років тому +2

      Hillary would probably characterize her as "deplorable".

    • @jaengen
      @jaengen Рік тому

      No it’s Trump in drag. It’s the best he’s ever looked though.

  • @dfa3366
    @dfa3366 4 роки тому +1

    Indian giver.....oh, that’s another episode.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 2 роки тому

      "I'm not familiar with that term."

  • @Minzalin
    @Minzalin 2 роки тому

    Filthy bass at the end.

  • @rickchopra1304
    @rickchopra1304 4 роки тому +2

    Elaine can be annoying some times

    • @niles6159
      @niles6159 3 роки тому

      Yea. She was probably on her period.

  • @jomon723
    @jomon723 2 роки тому

    The writers really make Elaine look like a idiot' not George The gum smacking ...sad

  • @stevekov6740
    @stevekov6740 Рік тому +1

    That actress who plays waitress did a great job at playing the role but it gives me the CREEPS today because she looks quite a bit like the mother of my crazy ex (the mother is also crazy too). Especially at 1:02 I shudder.

  • @alexanderestrada2499
    @alexanderestrada2499 Рік тому +2

    Why did Jerry have to listen to Elaine?! That’s her selfish, shallow, bitchy opinion. The waitress liked it. That’s what mattered.

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 2 місяці тому +1

      Jerry could have disagreed with Elaine. He has his own mind. He could have said "No, It's fine." Typical whiny, crybaby beta comment. Also..a double standard. Why is the waitress not "selfish and bitchy" for not giving it back to him? It's his photograph after all.

    • @southsidesaiyan8641
      @southsidesaiyan8641 Місяць тому

      @@bossfan49Elaine was bitchy. But Jerry was insecure. All the Seinfeld gang had problems.

  • @Chrisbajs
    @Chrisbajs 4 роки тому +2

    Same waitress as in Natural Born Killers.