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That random Jose jimonez impression
I love how he says he can make a phone call and get boxes of gum delivered but can’t call the same guy for a job
"It's sort of a combination, looking and listening, listening and looking."
"Soon as I'm done with you".
I like to believe she knew he was bullshitting and was making him sweat it
She was
Jason Alexander is a legend
George at his idiotic best ! "I listen for work" ! " The ADDRESS" ! Mrs. Sokol is great !
1:52 "Thah phone numbah".
Smoking in your office, a typewriter....yet despite this, it still seems so fresh and relevant.
oh shit. i never noticed the typewriter. that looks like an IBM Selectric...the first model.
@@BenGearig Okay, II from the 80's
@@BenGearig no worries. you were correct. i spent a year in high school with that baby.
Nypd still used typewriters until 3 or 4 years ago
I wouldn't be shocked if the unemployment office did too
And the picture of her daughter on the desk.
That actress did a fantastic job.
a paper bag would have done a good job playing off Jason Alexander.
I was thinking that...
@Phil McCrevice ...I like her NYC deadpan acting
@@kevinabel2370 yeah, Seinfeld made me think everyone in New York is apathetic and annoyed.
@@timowthie I mean, aren't they?
one of the best scenes ever.
Latex salesman. The selling of latex and latex related products.
He could have said it's a condom manufacturer.
You like gum?
I got a gum guy.
The UA-cam algorithm during the quarantine. Sending me an unemployment office skit from the best show of all time.
A 13 week extension! LOL
@John Smith - There were a ton of extensions during the "Great Recession." Not a good time to be laid off, not that any time is great, but that was a really tough one. The "you should get any job" line was BS, because employers hate to hire someone who is "overqualified," and conscientious people do not like leaving substantive facts off their resumes (like college degrees) on purpose.
@John Smith I seem to remember that a republican was in office for 8 years when that happened. People just love to blame Democrats because they're brainwashed into making them scapegoats. Anything bad happens, blame Democrats! Anything good happens, it's because of Republicans! That's the logic people use and regardless of the reality their own views are just reinforced.
@John Smith Lol what deals? I'd love to hear specific names, dates, and sources.
🤣😅
13 weeks is a quarter (3 months), so doesn't seem all that random
As a man with a job, this clip is quite humorous to me. But I remember a time, long ago, when I was unemployed, when this club brought tears to my eyes. Tears of sadness, not joy, mind you.
Being a slave will bring tears
OK buddy, you sang your song, but your time is done.
Such a great episode. It had a bunch of great related stories. The Kennedy assassination reference, though dark, was golden.
1:25 THE ADRESS iiiiiss.
Listening and looking
Looking and listening
@@spaken2768 exactly what came to my mind!
''Sign heya''
I love how George always has to do with characters with funny last names. Mrs Sokol, Mr Thomassuolo, etc...
I went to high school with some Sokols, but never came across any afterwards. Until this fictional character popped up in the 90s. Weird how life works.
MRS. ENRIGHT!!!!
Oh indeed Mr Thomassoula my fav.
How are those funny names?
The amount of old tv plots that would be completely ruined by the internet and by smartphones is staggering ;)
Great scene of course
I find a lot of the premises still hold up
@@plnkfloydian7814 they're still funny but like one is about a disagreement over a fact which google solves now, one is about not calling someone on a cell phone, one is about moviefone, so let's be real most of the plots would be one click away from being solved.
We should just get rid of the internet and cell phones. The world was a lot less stressful then.
@@QuadMochaMattiyep those are definitely the 2 worst inventions ever
@@resetsetmefree478 And yet seven months ago you posted a comment on a website from one of those two inventions. Irony is a bitch
Rest in peace, Rae Allen. Unsung actress (but did win a Tony award) of tremendous talent.
The effort by George to make it all look like very normal and casual is awesome
Wow, I thought the actress was Nancy Marchand who played Tony Soprano's mother Livia in The Sopranos but it's not. The actress in the Seinfeld video is named Rae Allen. Ironically Rae Allen played Livia Soprano's sister, Aunt Quintina Blundetto, in a few episodes of The Sopranos.
I was thinking the same . Saved me few clicks☺️
Not to mention the NBA's all-time 3-point king, incredible
I don’t know what George says at 1:27 but I piss myself every time, and her reaction is hilarious too 😂
"The address is..."
She is a true new Yorker with accent.
The phone numba 😆😆
LOVE it!!
Well. She grew up in brookyn. so. lol
I've been looking and listening for work for years.
Ya like gum? I got a gum guy!
Thanks for dinner, George. It's been a while since I had a Big Mac.
R.I.P. Rae Allen (1926-2022)
Nice to have a role on Seinfeld!
I sell latex and latex-related products, I tell you what.
haha
hwut
Latex and latex accessories
dammit bobby!
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THINK ABOUT IT. THINK HARD. IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
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Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?...
The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If...if…
We didn't love freedom enough. And even more - we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.” ― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , The Gulag Archipelago 1918-1956
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The same deaths that go unreported every year are being given a new diagnosis: co(n)vid19(84). 🤣😂😅
Diabolically genius level to take over the world. They know the sheeple are dumber than a second coat of paint.
There are only 7 viruses:
1. Stockholm Syndrome
2. Cognitive Dissonance
3. Milgram Experiment
4. Normalcy Bias
5. Learned Helplessness
6. The worship of the idiotbox/ teLIEvision with the con/scam artists in it
7. Statism
Say Vandelay! Say Vandelay!
One of my favorites.
'''The address""😄😄😄
He'd like a 13 week extension. LOL!!
Mrs sokol lmfao
“Soon as I’m done which u.”
He's trying to bribe her with boxes of gum.
Her daughter was Mrs Wolowitz from TBBT. Carol Ann Sussi. RIL. Rest in laughter, Carol.
The daughter was also Michael J. Fox's secretary in "The Secret of My Success"
Theee address Eeeeees! lol
Love this lady, so matter of fact.
listening and looking,looking and listening
had a customer come into the boss's office about a month ago. He introduced himself to the owner, "hi, I'm jose jimenez". i had to hold on and get out of that office FAST! i could not hold it in.
Unemployment office worker woman; "Come on...come on. You know Keith Hernandez?" George; "Would you like to meet him?"
Jason Alexander was born to play George!
5 years and no one has fixed the typo in the title?
Its okay they have a million subribars
The selling of Latex and Latex related products....Lol
When he pretends to be interested in the daughter - omg that is classic acting 😂
I'm surprised he wasn't.
@@AndrzejzBuffalo oh yeah, she’s an all world beauty 😂
Gotta love George Costanza!
"The ADDRESS is....."
Doing a Jose Jimenez.... he really thought that might get him an extension for unemployment.
George is a man of not so quiet desperation. And he's supposedly partially based on Larry David. I could imagine a Jose Jimenez impression coming from Larry. If you watch Seinfeld reruns after watching some Curb Your Enthusiasm reruns, you will start to recognize a lot of "Larry Davidian" wordplay in the Seinfeld characters.
He was stalling so he can think of a lie
“THE ADDRESS IS”
Actress playing Mrs. Sokol won an Tony award way-back when for, "And Mrs. Rearden Drinks a Little."
"The address is" hahahahahaha
I stopped a woman who looked like this in NYC, not far from Bryant Park. I asked if she could point me in the right direction. She replied, "Nevah herdovit".
Rae Allen, who played the part of the unemployment clerk so deliciously, died this past Wednesday. She was 95.
Trying to memorize the whole looking and listening bit for my next job interview. I want to nail the body language and hand movements too.
Would be cool if they understood the reference
You'd think every scam artist and slacker in the five boroughs has tried to date this woman's daughter
Her daughter was Mrs. Wolowitz.
I'm in George's situation right now. It sucks man.
If you are able to go back to college for a year you will have a better chance at finding a job that will last because you will have a cert. It's not easy but well worth it. I now have a job for life just because I went to college for one year. So if I work for 20 more years I'll earn half a million which is better than having no job!! Best of luck
Skilled labor is in huge demand. Healthcare and trucking also. I wouldn't go after a bachelor's these days. If you want $100,000+ of debt to work at Olive garden be my guest
@@Kromsmitesyou depends on the degree though. If you get a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering versus a Bachelor of Arts in the history of East Africa, you're going to find a huge disparity in work options and pay.
Company looking to hire, only 1 requirement, you must have experience.
So I guess I will never have experience?
@@nczioox1116 It is very true.
GEOOORGE! LMFAOOO
Back in the early 90s when you could still lie about your previous employment when there was no internet readily available to look up a company online to check if they were real or not lol
OH MAN! this reminds me of myself at some points in my life! totally made me crack up!
Kevin's Corner brought me here! 😆
"I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension."
Oh, a bulls**er!
" THE ADRESS..."
Title is misspelled.
LMAO
You should have commented: "Title is misspeled"
u sure aboot dat mate???
@@robrick9361 you misspelled misspeled
@@lmfaol.o.l4403 yup
Seems I'm the only one who remembers the actress playing Mrs. Sokol as Cousin Amelia from All in the Family. I noticed a lot of guest actors from All in the Family made their way to Seinfeld (including Uncle Leo and the original Frank Costanza), probably due to Rob Reiner.
Nobody:
Every TV show/ movie: My phone number is KL5-
And you want to be my latex salesman...
...my often " job" :-)😷😊...dear George...💙...genius Sainfeld , and Larry, ....
"I haven't had a Big Mac in a long time." Now a part of the 2 for $5 menu for a limited time only!
I keep thinking that’s Livia Soprano. 😄
I was the kid in the phone booth right after this scene when Kramer answer's Jerry's phone LOL
@Pepe Lopez Yes, regular fee, not principle
How was it?
"Looking, and listening, listening, and looking". Well at least that's a lot better than laughing and lying.
Classic
GassedGasMask7 trump move
You could say he sold latex and latex accessories
I end up in the weirdest places on Wikipedia, A& M records page which mentions Jose Jimenez, rang a bell
If this happened today she would of opened Google maps and instantly called George out on his lie
She could've done that even then by simply consulting the Yellow Pages directory.
He could make a Google page for it before going to the office.
Rae Allen!! Loved her on All in the family as well!!
😂 And then he goes to the phone booth and throws the kid out wish you showed that part
"Really good to, to uh...." *bolts*
Who is he impersonating when he does that high voice lol
Your mother!
Sorry, had to do it.
José Jiménez
drServitis Dumbass.
Jerry Lewis at first, then he turned into Jose Jimenez
bus late = van delay
This clip is especially relevant these days
lol. Aunt Quinn from The Sopranos
Everyone waiting on that July deadline.
Vandelay Industries was like Art Vandelay, a made-up person. So funny!
Or H.E. Pennypacker.
George is my spirit animal
Sneaky George!
I worked for Vandalay Industries
I can have Keith Hernandez here within the hour!
1:25 Costanza stalling for time
My cat's name is Lenore
I see tbs or whoever can't spell unemployment lol
Good eye!
I like Lenore's last name.
Lenore Sokol ROCKS !!!
Right now, Mrs. Sokol would be overwhelmed and overworked. If she weren't sick.
He doesn't seem to be lying at all, does he?
Mrs. Wolowitz.
it was the daughter that was Mrs Wolowitz
Today, they would just stamp it through. Extension approved.
and you want to be my latex salesman
What delay industries???
Sokół=falcon in Polish