Hasan Minhaj on Indian Toilets | Chelsea | Netflix
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- Daily Show comedian Hasan Minhaj talks about the benefits of America, traveling to India, and how traditional Indian bathrooms are the original Squatty Potty.
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Hasan Minhaj on Indian Toilets | Chelsea | Netflix
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Well, as an Indian, I've a problem with American toilets. No water hoses!!!
Mohammed Jubapu lol...true..
When in Rome....
Mohammed Jubapu - LOL...so true
seriously same.... i like indian toilets....
Mohammed Jubapu YES! Water Hoses are necessary!
Haggling in India: I went to the market with my girlfriend-
Her: how much is this?
Shopkeeper: ₹1000
Her: no! ₹200
Shopkeeper: ₹500
Her: ₹250
Shopkeeper: okay madam, neither your (price) nor mine. ₹300!
Me (thinking): dafuq just happened?
I can confirm this happens! Also, I've managed ₹1200 to ₹250 in Sarojini, New Delhi. It's mind-blowing!
500 to 50
himangshu sarma same thing in Pakistan 😂 i remember going shopping with my mother and the shopkeeper gave the price which was 3500 and my amma was like no 1500 and in the end she got it for 1800 😂 bc 1700 bach gaye
@@Hassan-ki4un so its not as different across the border as people think, eh?
himangshu sarma its very similar man. we were the same country not very long ago
As a foreigner living in India, I know exactly what he is talking about. However, India is an awesome place! I love its diversity.
Batoul Khoja Thank you for saying that.
Batoul Khoja what are you doing in India?
Was interested in knowing about careers in India - if she doesn't want to answer it that's absolutely fine but you should butt yourself out..
whoa!! what happened here?
i am here doing my PhD
Batoul Khoja I feel sorry for you. In Mumbai?
As he said, India has third largest no of billionaires in world after USA and China and has fastest growing economy in world, but at the same time has millions of people who are totally left behind. India is not a poor country but country with large wealth gap and highest levels of corruption at all levels. Hence we are land of paradoxes. India is third largest economy in world (PPP) and fifth largest in terms of nominal GDP.
Yash Mehta that called being poor
even after all that explanation you dont seem to get the point. Not poor in wealth. But poor in respect to distribution.
That means poor. In the 21st century no one cares how much money a country has, people care about a good standard of living. If resources are privately owned by the government or 'friends' of the government and the revenue from these is not distributed to create a growing middle class, you my friend live in a country with a high CPI index. The same is true of Russia, Saudi Arabia, and Iran.
Yash Mehta its not about how much money some people have in your country its about health , éducation ...
It's common sense to know that when a lot of people have wealth in 1 area, the cost of living increases dramatically.
To all my fellow Indians, he made a joke, don't get triggered..... and anyways, you can't deny what he said, we have a long way to go....
Aditya Sam
Some of us get triggered way too easily
Aditya Sam Rightly said. I don't even know what's to get offend here. Sometimes I wish all people were lazy. So they'll be like "this offends me, but I'm too lazy to say something" and the world would be a better place :p
Agreed
But what's his problem with the cows? I mean come on.U can say that u(foreigners ) will see cows on the roads.But outside of a Gucci store...ughhhh!
somebody gonna get hurt real bad....
"Not having tissue paper" in toilets isn't bcoz of poverty or something. *Washing* with water hose is much much more hygienic than just *wiping* it with tissue.
And then obviously u wash your hands thoroughly too.
Also, most Indians irrespective of their class or standard of living will freak out in a "western style" toilet coz we can't feel "clean" until we wash it with water. And that's one of the reasons I face problem when I go abroad.
Indian toilets don't make sense to u, your toilets don't make sense to Indians.
b king it's the other way round !
@b king you must be brain dead. Really.
@b king Hahaha... It's the other way 'round buddy. Using dry tissue over shit is absolutely disgusting...
@b king to you and all I have the best idea. use water and tissue and soap and liquid soap and shampoo and every cleaning product you have -_-. I'd rather say its your butt you decide how to clean it whats in it for others. Get a job and have a good day
How about using wet wipes
The toilet situation- As an indian using western toilets in your own house is fine. But using western toilet in general is horrible for me. I don't know whose ass or what kind of ass was on it. Also tissue paper?!! Seriously?
I think an indian toilet is more hygienic compared to the western counterpart.
Though I agree on the part that most Indian toilets are really dirty. The sulabh shauchalays are somewhat okay.
you forgot about the toilets where you have to squat
Do you' really think India toilet are more hygienic than westerners toilet then you're dulesional I used western toilet and it's clean
If it’s in your own house then sure but have you ever sat on one of them in airports or any public places ? Every women i know avoids sitting on them and is literally half squatting when peeing on them . So yea , indian toilet are better in that sense.
@@wordmonster448 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🧻🧻🧻🧻🤣🤣🤣
Water is considered more hygienic since all feces and urine are washed off and leaves no bad smell in underwear whereas wiping does leave residual smell behind no matter how much one scrubs with toilet paper. Water washes away feces particle that may get stuck in hairs around our bums which is not the case for wiping.
"Are you ok with people staring at you?" lol.... 1000% true
Scientifically indian and Japanese toilets are better than western toilets🤔🤔🤔
@@Concerned_one shut up
@@Concerned_one India's getting better.We promote cleanliness.Our government is providing proper awareness to people in rural areas and builds toilets. You ain't an Indian so u won't know.i ain't critisizing any countries.i respect every body unlike you.
@@Concerned_one and if you are so concerned in building toilets, you do that by yourself.
@@Concerned_one and I wanna stop this war.Dont send me replies ever again.Period.
@Ricky Dicky um I dont like toilets papers butt hoses are great
American toilets are just missing the lotas ;)
Dude
Heyyy dude you're here too lol
I've seen you in Haram memes for jahannam minded teens
😂😂😂😂😂xdd
😂😂😂😂 too right or Muslim shower
🤣🤣
I'm an Indian and what I don't like about Indian on the internet is that we gets triggered very easily, please learn to take a joke and realise what's true and what's not, everything he said is true.
what he said inthe beginning is so true. india has sharp contrasts in everything and it sort of has everything! u can find the most extravagant of places right next to a slum. u can find people that resemble europians africans Chinese... .. then theres the hundreds of languages and religions. its like the whole world compressed into 1 country!
L12 Al its a beautiful mess
and also the most tolerant country in the world.We believe in one motto "The world is one family".
Pradipta - Seriously ??!! Do you call a country most tolerant where women cannot walk alone in middle of night and sexual minority people are being discriminated and suppressed by denying their basic rights ??!!!
Democracy doesn't mean much. Democracy is different from good governance. You should know that. There are plenty of 3rd world democracies in this world. Your best friend Pakistan is a democracy too. Most importantly democracy only works best with a smart population. Politicians have long used underhand tactics to win the votes of gullible poor people. Such as Trump rallying his votes from white supremacist and garnering support by throwing migrants under the ditch for votes. Honorable? No, but this is what people will do to win votes. This is what 'modern democracy' is. Your modi is the same, instead of white supremacy, he gets his votes from shouting hindu supremacy. Oh btw, the birthplace of democracy is currently *Bankrupt.* See what happened to Greece? Democracy ≠ Good Governance.
I ain't hating, unless you consider WaPo fake news then sure. I don't think i mentioned anything extreme. Is Pakistan a democracy? Yes it is. Is Athens, Greece the birthplace of modern democracy bankrupt? Yes it is. Is India not a tolerant country? Yes it is, the article was in Washington Post. Unless your Trump, then WaPo is a credible source of information.
Also I'm not American.
People in the comments: Why is he making fun of India?
Me: Isn't he a comedian?
Yea, I don't understand ppl why do they take a comedian seriously. He is just like cows minding their own business on our roads 😂
as an Indian it feels bad but all he said was absolutely true, we have made our country a dirtbag, yesterday I was in beautiful park and at the enterance there was public bathroom but strangely nobody was using bathroom instead they are peeing on bathroom wall facing the park when I inquired they said bathroom was too dirty for them to use so they are using wall that faces the park, which obviously took down that park from 100 to 0 as there was bad smell all around
...this is a filipino problem as well...feels bad man
Yup this is the problem no one can deny that! I've felt it 1000 times at least
Yes, we have problems and we do not hide it unlike some countries which think they are heavens.. We believe in self criticism and self correction but people like hasan, who don't even live here talking shit about this place makes me wonder how people change! Also there was no need for you to confess our problems here as if these people are priests in confession room.. Get your inferiority complex out and start working for the change you want to see.. These people are no better than you just remember!
Ankit Raghuwanshi what’s the answer in your opinion?
Gosh!! We do have tolerance after all 😊... Nice productive comments all around
The staring thing is so true 😂😂
LOL we stare at each other too
1:13 as an Indian American I can say that it’s true. Indians do have a staring problem. But I don’t think they realize it right away. My parents have the problem too
That's not a problem It's their way of observation
indians are the quickest to get offended tbh, and this is when he's only telling the truth.
y'all can't fight me because im indian too and i agree 100% with these facts
And why he is not telling truth that still congress in india are funded by british? and 60 year congress ruled now past 5 year bjp rulling and they are making India better but now he is making fun instead of supporting
@@greaterbharat4175 truth hurts i guess
#king music.. bjp is nothing but mostly goons and hindu national extremists .. since they came to power , there is increase of discrimination and voilent crimes.
@ШИРИШ you are tripping..idiot. i made mistake while writing reply. Wrong tag of your name sorry, it was reply to @king music guy' who is full praises of bjp
Indians aren't quickest to get offended that's cap
Chelsea has no idea what kind of "stare" he's talking about.
I have seen you commenting on lot of videos. Just out of curiosity, what do you do for a living?
@@amolkhobaragade Commenting 😂
@@amolkhobaragade tf kinda question is that
@@amolkhobaragade wtf 😹😹
Third World Mario Kart, That was Funny i just loved it.
And yes Here in India I say it is pretty same
Chelsea : I am in India. I love it.
4 days later.
Chelsea : Mom can you give me some money ?
I'm British, and I can not thank my mum and dad enough for having installed a hose in the toilet. They were smart enough to realize how unhygienic toilet paper really is. Most of us here in the west think that it's disgusting to use your own hands to wipe off your shit. Really? Is it really as disgusting as smeared shit spread all over your rectum, rotting there for God-knows how long? Besides, haven't you ever heard of this thing called a soap? If you're really that skeptical, get a bidet. I was in America for a couple o' months. Every time I had to take a dump when I'm not outside, I was forced to use a toilet paper. I would be so grossed out that I would go back to my hotel room and REALLY clean my arse hole with soap and water.
I'm glad I'm a muslim I have been using my hand for the past 20 years. I use the tissue and hand and soap. Better than the western style
That's a shity situation u r facing.i hope they figure out solution to shit
wtf , rotten shit is struck in my mind now
yo my man, first non-asian to speak against toilet paper. i'm with you!
third world mario cart..brilliant
meaning?
GàSy MuPpèts he means India is like a Mario Cart game setting as in a third world country.
@Sachin Pandit 😂😂😂😂
Oh you first world idiot
@@prajwalrangari5836 LoL are you a 14yo
Actually iranian/indian/arabic tiolet are a lot better that western one's😐
@@yecly who the fuck brainwashed you with that much crap? Your media?
The toilet problem in India is about the public washrooms, every home in every urban are of the country have personal toilets.
Do you people seriously believe every stereotype you get to learn about any country online or through your media sources?
@@spartanAXA That's not true of everywhere. Sadly, there are many who still do not have proper facilities. Not just in India, but many other countries like it. Especially in very rural remote areas.
@@yecly yes I'm pretty sure you went to India! And the fact that you just think that I'm pretending to be a white for idk what reason in the world kind of shows the validity of your argument. I'm not even a rich guy, I'm an Engg. student who belongs to a middle class family. I travel through public transport, I've traveled most of the states of my country and I've been to China. So the only person who is delusional here is you. India is a developing country, if you're talking about slum areas then yes there are places in India where people don't have proper facilities but the way your sentence is structured you definitely generalised an entire country consisting of 1.4 billion people here. We have slums and we also have super posh areas and then more grounded colonies where houses aren't too luxurious but they do have every necessity.
If you're talking about a labourer who can't even properly earn enough to feed his/her family for a day then yes this might be a case, but roadside? Sir, there are public washrooms in this country, it might've been quite a while since you last came to India though. Such people who don't have these facilities go for public washrooms.
But this is all I can tell you about the news you gather from your various media sources.
How will a US citizen feel if I generalise the entire country of USA solely based on the facts related to Detroit?
Idk where did you visit in India but if you went to a slum for your vacation to find out whether you'll get a washroom to poop or not, then I don't think anyone can argue with you about this.
And one more thing, anyone can determine how stereotypical your mentality about Indians is by reading your statement about "Indian accent and moving the head thing". Sir, there is no such thing as Indian accent, we have more than 100 languages, so people here have more than 100 ways to speak your "LANGUAGE OF GOD" English too.
@@Sam-oo1uo this is what I'm saying, this isn't true for every place in India. And I agree that there are places in India where such things do happen, slum areas are most prone to these things.
@@spartanAXA there is an Indian Accent, linguist have study it for years. You mix hindi and english, so u get Indian English. There are such things an Indian accent. As an accent referring to how you pronounce and probably change some structure within the sentence to suit your mother tongue.
Maybe that's my experience but I did talk to locals, they believed that relieving in close toilets cubicle is not healthy. I'm assuring you, this is a prob in big cities not slum area which can be understandable.
Indian's governments also built programmes to educate the use of latrine and to not ostracised people who work to clean it. Yes, your countrymen still believe in castes. The fight is real.
They even shat in Holy Gangga, their own holy river. That says it all.
I've met slaves of lower caste ok, the one who are not paid in wages but only given foods. I'm a visiting officer and they give me one of those. I'm not your typic white tourist ok. I trained your soldiers.
*It was so sad*
Rather than be defensive over my experience which had happened, it would help if you admit the problem and suggest ways to overcome it.
1) Rich poor disparity - Absolutely True
2) Haggling for prices - Absolutely True
3) Cows/Donkeys outside Gucci Stores - BullShit . Sighting an animal or two outside on the road is what I may say is correct. In small towns and villages you may see more. But the cities that have stores like Gucci, you would be hard pressed to find animals roaming around big malls/stores.
^Same with Karachi, I once got out of a levi's outlet and there was an entire fucking herd of cows and bulls roaming around with a very angry looking boy behind them.
Well maybe it's not cows but there are dogs and to all the dog lovers no they are not cute they are feral literally and its sooo sad sometimes because you see them sleeping on the floor and eating from scraps but you can't go near them because they get triggered really easily although this might not always be the case.
@@Banana9011abcd TBH if you come towards them slowly with food and keep giving them food nearer to your house, they will come closer to you, after making sure that the dog trusts you, you can actually let him sleep in your house and feed it daily, after a while the dog might justsee you as it's fellow pack member and will start to lick your feeding hand and will let you scrub its' head.
@@syedshakaibanwar2698 Yeah you could do that but that's not always the case some of the times because the environment that they are in and the lack of resources that they have problems can happen for example many wild dogs have mental issues and because they are not treated they can act quite feral. And also about the feeding and looking after situation not to be rude or anything but ain't nobody got time for that.
@@smallrocks6500 Yes and even more, racist. India probably has more designer stores than your country
Hasan is an incredible talent. Love his monologues and attitude.
Tries his best to portray the reality, not just any rosy picture.
I feel this lmao, I literally fell into an outhouse once visiting relatives in China. Not as bad as the slumdog millionaire scene but it definitely felt the same 😂 you'd go to a high class restaurant with like crystal chandeliers and then the bathroom stalls have marble floors... and a porcelain hole in the ground. can't get used to it
He genuinely tried to help her and said accurately what happens here
I am indian, I live in India, and I am not at all offended by this cuz it's all true!!
I've been born and raised in India, and can tell for a fact that whatever he talked about is true. For those getting offended, please understand he's not shaming India. He's just stating his observations. It is what it is. If you tell me that you've never seen "a cow just minding it's business on road", then you're either lying, or never left the house.
We are people of rich culture. We're beautiful and the smartest. We just need to fix things that are just plain stupid.
You're a bigot.
We don't mind cows, coz in our culture we live with the nature. We allow animals to roam freely minding their own business. We don't need to fix these silly things, we have more serious problems to discuss and change. He(hassan) is a comedian who does jokes don't take him seriously lol😂😂
This is by far the silliest response I've seen to dogs, cows, and pigs roaming on streets. "We are living with nature"!
Really?! Sir, if you know an ounce about nature, look up about India's diminishing forest cover. Animals on streets is not nature. Animals belong in their natural habitats, not on streets.
@@nazianafis lol moron, have u ever been to any south Indian village?? If not then shut the fuck up and stop blabbering shit. Fake account 😂😂
@@nazianafis like you want to take all the cows and buffaloes to a forest? Where's the logic? They are domesticated for a reason.
And, as far as forest is concerned, it's the same problem everywhere. Even in countries like America and Russia and that's because of urbanisation. We have only so much land yet so big population, what do you expect? And that doesn't mean I support deforestation ( don't get triggered), what I mean is it's inevitable.
Great energy and interview, 2 friends breaking down travel tips
Mirrors my own experience visiting South Asia. The contrast is striking. One moment you're in a high-class department store. And the next moment you're on a crowded street with dirt everywhere.
The tropical weather is also crazy down there. One moment it's very hot. And the next moment you get heavy storms with showers, wind, lightning and hailstones. And it wasn't even Monsoon season.
Regarding the toilet situation, you don't have to use the squat toilets, but can find Western toilets in many places. You just need to know where to look.
Razor Edge which part of India are you talking about with regards to the weather?
south asia....? India is a seperate country, a different world.
@The Elite I visited Bangladesh. The toilet conditions there were better than I expected. While squat toilets are still the norm, I never had to use them, as the house I was staying at had a Western toilet, whiles stores and restaurants I went to also had optional Western toilets. I also never encountered any open-air toilets, which I heard about being common in India, yet never saw any in Bangladesh.
Seems like it might just be India that has a high prevalence of open-air toilets, not other South Asian countries. So I guess my comment above about South Asian toilets may not apply to India, but should still apply to the other South Asian countries (Bangladesh, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Nepal).
@The Elite Most public toilets in Bangladesh nowadays have bidet showers attached to the toilets. But I don't think that's the case in India, where bidets are uncommon. India is under-developed compared to Bangladesh.
As for Western countries, I agree Western toilet habits (toilet paper only, without washing) are quite repulsive. The way Muslims and Asians clean (with toilet paper and water) is much cleaner and far more hygienic.
@Impersonal Immigrant Like I said, it was Bangladesh. Maybe it's not the same in India. But in Bangladesh, the weather does get crazy like that.
He gave a perfect description of india ,a land of extreme contrast, as an indian i can say that he is very true
I was in America last year, it was great & all but when I entered the bathroom in the hotel to take a dump after a 6 hrs flight. THERE WAS NO WATER HOSE. I remember sitting there looking at the toilet paper and thinking "How am I going to survive this?"
But eventually I did, somehow. So, it's not that hard my American friends, it just take some time to adjust to new conditions that's it.
Yuck 😂😂😂
I am with Chelsea on on haggling. I grew up in Abu Dhabi and UK and still didnt develop the skill. I
cant haggle at all my family from Somali land cant trust me to go shopping on my own.
Being a Malaysian Indian...I find this conversation funny cus He's saying the actual fact about India and not like what we are watching in Bollywood about India (super fake).
Malaysia also same like india .lkl3
Idk but honestly I love this video so much I watched many times and still watching it. Man I love his accent, his voice ohhh I love him😍😍
I can't get enough of Hasan
I have nightmares after going to Indian toilets, there is literally mess everywhere and makes you wanna vomit. I love India though and if it could sort out it’s toilet situation and educate it’s citizens on mass about toilet manners and hygiene it could be a powerful force. Indian toilet revolution now!
The staring part was spot on 😂😂
2:28 The way he said that just made me laugh so hard...
Hasan is HOT.
..ikr!! thought im the only one who think that.. tho i prefer him with his beards on, whatever he's freakin cute..
OMG super hot! And the fact that he's smart, caring and funny makes him even hotter!
Agavé Trifosa Situmorang OMG, I had to Google him with facial hair and *SWOON*
Tim Anthony over exaggeration is so so evident. Had this been the case, the country would collapse. He is talking like there are no order and systems in place. It isnt chaos man.
Word, he's gorgeous!
damn our Indians are everywhere, proud of Hassan minhaj's accomplishments, Indian blood line💪💪💪.
He is mainly American
Jenna H thats not called mainly
Whats that? mainly could you pls use some other better words out there?
jenna H hun his nationality is American
1 in every 6 people is indian so its not really an achievement
nothing to be proud of
love these two together
There is nothing like the way india is being trolled for " Toilet " its a nice Country with Nicest People once you tour India there will an environment of Respect everywhere even if you are From any Country 😘 Love From Pakistan Brother Keep Safe out there
ehg! yes public loos are a "bigly" problem lol. Haggling is half the fun of shopping. it's like a contest, who breaks who first. lol.
When I go to India with my parents, everyone stares at me. I never got used to it.
@@tomchubby8216 yeah but I'm Indian and not sure what gives it away that I'm a foreigner.
@@nb6918 you are a foreigner bro
@@shivam_nagar69 how do u know?
That used to happen to me when I was a kid, but as an adult male not anymore . They just think I’m from there probably 😂
You just made my evening Minhaj.
Spot on with everything he said
0:40
I laughed way too hard on that one😂😂😂😂
"She would rather just give them money "without bargaining.
Damn You Rich Kind people--plz go visit India right now give needy people all your money
It's 2021 and some people still don't know how to use the three shells
And the restrooms in Indian malls are way cleaner in INdian cities than in American ones ,,we have actual housekeeping staff cleaning them round the clock!!
Pretty accurate.
Yeah, the public toilets can be dirty, but at least our butts aren't. Water >>> Paper.
Agreed
This is why foreigners should always ask Indian friend to assist them while shopping in India . A lot of shopkeepers trick foreigners into buying things 2x or even 4x the original cost .
And if you don’t have any friend to assist you. Just ask a random person on the streets to help you buy something .
Third world Mario Kart 😂😂😂
Hasan yes.
This entire video is me in a nutshell. Especially the last bit.
He's so funny! :D
Janey Wilcox really? I always thought people say it because of PC?
I loved Jon Stewart, I miss him so much :'(
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American-canadian visiting India: Spot on lmao
If come to India at first you might only see the differences, but if stay for a while you will see even more similarities
this is so relatable omg
We may have bad toilets but atlest we have water hose to wash our behind rather than use tissue paper to wipe ur behind 🤢🤮 how do u even go around just wiping ur tusshi 🤢
That's so gross
@@pr2678 🤢🤢 🤮
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I think u mean Christians specifically, cuz as Muslims, we use water hoses (something similar) and not toilet paper.
He's so right about the cows crapping all over the road tho LMAO
killing it. nice dude.
So true. I love my country but however because we are so much accustomed to facilities and Hygine here it takes troll on us. I live in the city which is the cleanest and so quiet. My last trip to India I couldn’t handle car honking and garbage everywhere. But despite that I love India, the street shopping and beautiful places.
trump please don't be president... that's so hilarious
Not Found in India 79% are Hindus......buddy who loves trump but we don't hate Muslims .....
@surojeet chatterjee you are bengali too !!! Chatterjee is a Bengali Surname !! then why are you calling Anamika bengali idiot ?!!! not her, you are the dumbest one !!
@@pretty794794 cause he is fucked up
Now Trump is President. And Hasan's got his own Netflix show!!! Times change
@@sameerahfathima9164 but now Trump is gone but he still has own show
hasan rocks
omg i really admire him so much i really like him
That some real adventure he is talking about.....
Im Pakistani and I can relate soooo fricken much
😂😂😂😂😂
This was so me, when I went to visit Pakistan I cannot even say how at home I felt and the minute we stopped at a gas station and I had to use the toilet, I was literally like to my mum- 'you don't understand how proud I am to be British'- 😂
my mom tried to get six shirts and two pairs of jeans from old navy for five dollars 😭 the lady at the register almost had us kicked out
Just Awesome!
This was not a standup act it was an interview thn why the hell people r saying indians r getting butthurt ??He was not joking for fucks sake !! lot of things he said was true, we hv a lot problems but still most of us r happy and proud of our country..We r developing slowly and I see India on power with the other countries of the world one day that time plz visit us again Mr Hasan but jus as a GUEST and nvr say this is my country becoz u can never understand the feeling of being an Indian and rooting for it no matter hw bad or good the situations here are..Plz be safe in ur country America 👍
Anirudh Brahmanand , nailed it.
Anirudh Brahmanand exactly..perfect response
Ummm toilet situation in India is way better than the west
0:40 "Third world Mario Kart"
Hahaha..That the best statement to describe India traffic.
Chelsea I will stare you 24/7😂😂😂
But really you are the most beautiful kind hearted person ever seen
Third world MARIO kart 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Warning : comment section is filled with Indians spewing hate.
Suhaib Khan Thank God we are not bombing innocent people.
Hissam Ullah You do the same for Pork. Come on don't be a hypocrite
@Hissam Ullah do you have any idea what happened in Gujrat 2002?
I love this guy
Just saw Hasan on Gary Vaynerchuk’s show. Good episode. 💪🏼💯
when you watch this and trump is president.. great
Lol, india is a superpower.
When did that happen?
The haggling situation... I agree with the lady...
Okay some shopkeepers overcharge you heavily and for a fun you can bargain a little bit and get the right price for you ..and trust me it only happens in street vendors.. and in bazaars ..and not everywhere in india..
And secondly , if they are really asking for a higher price than usual..just give..becoz an extra 200rs will be highly beneficial for them , and for you it's just 2-3 $ ...
This is a fun show, love to see Chelsea doing it, you don't see much women hosting very often
I agree ,what he said about india is true in some parts of india , especially north india . South india especially kerala is very clean and people r hygiene , but my point is , he is kinda give a bad image image to india and it's people , whereas , I bet u that he must have been bullied and called curry from racist white people ... and u can find those racist every corner of US . It's president itself is a stupid racist ... I hope u got the point ... but I like many things in white people ... but the friendship , care and family is priceless in india , which u can never find in any other place on this planet
Jal K why worry so much about image. Want to impress the whites? Let them see the real India, they can love/hate it but decide for themselves. Let's not try to feed them a cool 'image'
Jingle Jungle I don't please or impress people by looking at their skin colour , just said the truth, for instance he talks about asking lots of money for a stuff which is sold at the street , that happens only some traditional old markets or do by other street sellers... it happens everywhere , all u need to do is bargaining , is that really a new information !!! Is that something a serious things to share on a talk show like this .. I don't think so ..
Jal K Jal K He's just saying things that happen. And everyone who watches this knows it's his experience, doesn't have to be a generalisation or a majority experience. It's not like he's cooking anything. We can't create a certain 'good image' in this time of internet & easy travel than ever. People will know little things, good & bad.
I'm from Kerala and north India looks real fucked up from our perspective. (Mainly because cows and beef are not an issue here ).
I think for once Indians should accept the fact that India is dirty and please stop taking offence to everything.
Once I went to America and it's hard to notice who is being nice genuinely and who is being nice to sell their drugs.
Now I don't like that racist country!!
We as Indians love cows and dogs on street. My mom gets sad if she don't see cow or dogs for some days at times. They are very much part of society who takes responsibility to feed them.
We Indians do stare at any foreigner (not just white but also black) wondering "if he/she lives here or not?From which country they belong?" or " what is a foreigner doing in India?"
Really Chelsea? Jews giving away their Money?
Jon Targaryen do u know her....if u do tell her to give her all money to India....
He is the bestttttt HASAN MINHAJ FOR PRESIDENT 😂👏
he is true , enjoy with humour
Lived in india for 5 years when I was a kid and lol what he says has a grain of truth to it.
Same But I lived In Kerala where it was cleaner
he is hella cute, lol I luv foreign men yasssssssss
Nina-Jade Sandoval he's American, wtf is "foreign men"
Thank you Diana, I have noticed this trend with almost all Asian Americans, it's on their wikipedias and it can be seen in the comments and tht is refering to them as Indian/chinese/filipino americans rather than just americans. If some hipster from Italy comes and makes a baby in the US, I don't think his wiki will refer to him as a Italian american. Although it could be that they have dual citizenship. lol
Nina-Jade Sandoval ua-cam.com/video/IAeTXi0oHIQ/v-deo.html
Nina-Jade Sandoval say brown or Indian/Indian-origin men, rather than foreign since he is an Indian American who resides in the US.
Paul Purail well, they're a minority in the US and of what I know, these people are identified as such almost like just another race/ethnicity.
I never get it of all the indian comedian talk shit about their beautiful country and never talk about how amazingly rich it is in terms of natural beauty and heritage and culturally enriched history
That's because the NRIs never go to places beyond their grasp when they come to India.
They say they love India but you really have to live in India to appreciate India, you really have to explore, its the spontaneity outside the big cities that is awe inspiring.
Not to say that India doesn't have problems, there's a shit load of problems here just that you won't be able to comment on it 15-30 years down the line as India is also one of the fastest growing economies and a BRICS nation.
Yeah, apparently brown people don't have principal. What a tool.
I was in India couple of months ago.....and your country is dirty....oh so dirty....try to clean up the country instead of using natural beauty and heritage as an excuse.
I wouldn't be surprised if someone who has grown up living in a clean city their entire life came to India and talked shit about your country because as much as your country is culturally enriched (which it is), that is because of your ancestors. Not long ago, the capital of your 'beautiful' country was listed as THE MOST POLLUTED city in the world....IN THE WORLD....!!!
So, you might think of your country as beautiful (which is a good sentiment), but don't assume that other people will visit and ignore the dirty and unclean environment and shower false praise.
I never understand how other brown folk can act like India is nothing but beauty and exoticness - like you are a 20 something year old Westerner on a gap year. yeah, it has it's beauty but there is a lot of crap too - and I mean that both figuratively and literally. Everything Hasan says here is 100%true.
As an Indian I am sorry that my country as a whole made you feel so disgusted.Where are you from?? are you british or french or german?? You look like a typical Indian and you have an Indian name. I am really confused . Anyway please change your name and do some plastic surgery to change that fucking face of yours.
"Like, my dad still does that in Costco" **DEAD**
I serve international students and their families in a thrift store. They ALWAYS want to haggle. I'm like you're going to argue over a $0.50 item?!?!
She is the most uncool interviewer.
Look at Minhaj trying so hard to make Handler feel disgusted by India and most especially against Hindus with the comment about staring. To his dismay she diplomatically shrugs off his anti India rant. This guy conveniently becomes an Indian when he has to use that material for his comedy and conveniently trashes India and especially Hindus which is actually his real sentiment. His hatred for Hindus and anti India demeanor was the reason for being kicked off the Trevor Noah show.
Which episode is this from?
what episode is this on netlfix????