A brief look at a captain's log entries pertaining to humans & Galactic Tribunal Notice (TFOS# 769)

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  • @Deconstruction_Administrator
    @Deconstruction_Administrator 3 роки тому +150

    I love how towards the end of the second story it devolved from, "Ban Lego, as they are dangerous as weapons and tools to militarise the young!", into "You're attempts to use the investigation into this attempted banning as an excuse to acquire the kits you wanted are duly noted, and hereby ignored."

  • @westcoaststacker569
    @westcoaststacker569 Рік тому +48

    Favorite line "They swore to "FIX" the lightly armored part"

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 Рік тому +9

    I snorted out loud to the human promising to "fix the lightly armoured part" in the first story

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 роки тому +84

    If the Aliens fear Rick hunting them, imagine their terror at beings like Bryan Mills or the Slenderman^^
    on the second story:
    i love how they suggest hiring longer living lawyers. this is the first and only indicator that that lawsuit won't go over well.

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 3 роки тому +121

    Even in the future, Rick still hunts

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 3 роки тому +7

      I'm ashamed to say I don't get the reference

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +31

      not a bad thing , rick rolling shall never end. Its the only thing stronger than the Algorithm

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 3 роки тому +7

      @@AgroSquerril threw me off with the hunting

    • @slilthwolf891
      @slilthwolf891 3 роки тому +11

      In space no one can hear you rick roll

    • @stevedixon921
      @stevedixon921 2 роки тому +9

      Not the only story that mentions Rick Rolling. There was another where a human AI was captured (or held hostage?) and the techs decrypt a protected file which turns out to a Rick Roll (I suspect the AI baited them with the file, though it is ambiguous).
      There is a reason I hesitate to click on comment links.

  • @drtidrow
    @drtidrow 2 роки тому +32

    3:31 10mm sockets are _always_ the first to disappear

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 роки тому +7

      almost before purchase

    • @ckl9390
      @ckl9390 2 роки тому +5

      @@AgroSquerril No joke, there's socket sets at the local hardware store that inexplicably skip or fall short of 10mm. There's also a problem with sets that skip 12mm and 14mm, but not always in the same sets. And even if you get replacements as singles the carrying case doesn't have room for them so they are further prone to becoming lost.

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 Рік тому

      Not lost. The #%$!* things Hide! I've bought more to find them in plain sight.
      They Hide!

    • @Duke00x
      @Duke00x Рік тому +2

      And 9mm and 3/8th in standard sets (which coverts to just over 9.5mm).

    • @markschneider8815
      @markschneider8815 Рік тому

      ​@@ckl9390 Get the Snap-On sets! All the sizes are guaranteed to be there. Of course, when you inevitably lose that 10mm buying a replacement will cripple your 401K retirement fund. Once upon a time (back in the Seventies) it was actually a better deal to buy a complete set than buying individual replacements. That got changed by Snap-On quickly. 😂

  • @taitano12
    @taitano12 3 роки тому +21

    "OOOWWW!!! These, 'LEGO Bricks' are worse than military-grade land mines! We must ban them!" Humanity: "H.A.W.!"

  • @canedy999
    @canedy999 3 роки тому +135

    Anyone who has stepped on both caltraps and lego will say Lego hurts more.

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +14

      I have and you can harden your feet to both. I use legos as a hobby, so I don't think most people will have spent as much time honing this particular skill.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +15

      But caltraps do more lasting damage.

    • @johnnycampbell3422
      @johnnycampbell3422 3 роки тому +1

      Nope

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +1

      @@johnnycampbell3422 funny you should say that

    • @johnnycampbell3422
      @johnnycampbell3422 3 роки тому +1

      @@henrypaleveda7760 I am not guessing.

  • @66fallenangel666
    @66fallenangel666 3 роки тому +57

    The algorithm, it will never give you up, it will never let you down.

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking 2 роки тому +63

    You know whats funny? if we ever do get to the point where we can colonize other worlds Lego will probably create more sets based on the ships we used and anything we happen to find out there.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 роки тому +25

      where Lego becomes the leading historical lore keepers

    • @sethgilcrist8088
      @sethgilcrist8088 2 роки тому +9

      You know.
      Your probably not wrong.
      As long as Disney doesn't buy Lego

    • @ballsacsincorp
      @ballsacsincorp 2 роки тому +10

      lmao lego capital ship set (all insides working) going hard

    • @Groza_Dallocort
      @Groza_Dallocort Рік тому +3

      1:1 scale?

    • @micmac274
      @micmac274 Рік тому +1

      LEGO tries not to do real world military stuff. Star Wars, yes, real wars, no.

  • @mfree80286
    @mfree80286 3 роки тому +18

    I have walked across hot coals, and I have stepped on LEGOs. The former I would do again in a heartbeat. The latter... no.

    • @andrearaimondi882
      @andrearaimondi882 2 роки тому +4

      That’s because you have a thin layer of fat/oil on your skin protecting you (only to a point) when you walk on hot coals. This is why they tell you to walk briskly instead of staying put for, say, 30 seconds.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +6

    Look we agree that stepping on a Lego brick sucks but they are fun and beneficial toys.

  • @seventhson27
    @seventhson27 Рік тому +8

    So, somebody stepped on a Lego brick, and now they want to ban Legos? Where have I hear that scenario before?

    • @chriselmes6810
      @chriselmes6810 Рік тому +1

      Probably from anyone who has children ! 😎

  • @radiationpony8449
    @radiationpony8449 3 роки тому +15

    Wait until they discover the d4

    • @Jason-sm4oc
      @Jason-sm4oc 2 роки тому +5

      I 'discovered' one once, extreme care has been taken in the use and containment of all d4s since the 'incident'...

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 Рік тому +1

      Especially my most treasured set... 12 metal D4 dice. They are kept in a locked container when not in use.

  • @USS_Grey_Ghost
    @USS_Grey_Ghost Рік тому +11

    I could 100% see aliens saying Legos are weapons of war

  • @ObservingLibertarian
    @ObservingLibertarian 3 роки тому +9

    Blessing of the algorithm be upon the narrator.

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Рік тому +3

    enjoy engineer stories and their 'mis-adventures' very much
    heh legos still confounding folks in the future and now a megacorp
    thanks for the stories and narration

  • @johnnycampbell3422
    @johnnycampbell3422 3 роки тому +14

    If getting Rick Rolled makes someone happy, are they just wrong?

  • @GnarledStaff
    @GnarledStaff 3 місяці тому

    A defense of Lego Bricks from the perspective of the Geneva convention is mot something I knew I needed when I woke up this morning.
    Two great stories, 1 awesome narration. For the algorithm!

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 2 роки тому +5

    Yep. Lego caltrops are annoying.
    Not surprised some alien Karen got huffy about it.

  • @McKavian
    @McKavian 9 місяців тому

    This has to be one of the funniest pair of stories that I have ever hear from this channel. Feckin brilliant.

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 10 місяців тому

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @grogvaughan5649
    @grogvaughan5649 Рік тому +3

    11:11 just let the Terran Marine Lawyers handle this...

  • @z3ntropy
    @z3ntropy Рік тому +1

    this is one of the better ones ever written

  • @mackenziedrake
    @mackenziedrake 5 місяців тому

    Both stories are delightful. I don't know if I commented on them the first time I heard them, but re-listening is still rewarding. Cheers!

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому +17

    Id rather have biotech option, not gentic engineering though, well not of human dna.
    Have spider silk implants of spider glands of your own skin or the bio stuff sperated in a plastic sac or soemthing for the body, implanted in. No need for nano tech, or changing your genes.

    • @melissaharway4547
      @melissaharway4547 3 роки тому +4

      I belive cybernetics are the way to go, sure you have to refill/charge them but they are lot easier to repair and can be swapped out depending on what the situation needs

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +4

      I'm fine with some personal gene modification, but it seems like a Pandora's box if it were to be a standard thing for humanity.

    • @kopkaljdsao
      @kopkaljdsao 3 роки тому

      @@henrypaleveda7760 We need gene tweeking if we plan to live in space. I believe we already can fix muscle atrophy. Vision impairment from prolonged 0g and radiation resistance are next on the list.

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon Рік тому

      Chopping off healthy body parts just to install cybernetics is just wrong.

  • @Hotspur37
    @Hotspur37 Рік тому

    Rick Rolling is both a warning and welcoming message currently broadcasting out among the stars

  • @christopherbravo1813
    @christopherbravo1813 Рік тому

    the first one sounds like someone making an over the top *parody* of the "Humans Are Space Orcs" genre.

  • @grogvaughan5649
    @grogvaughan5649 Рік тому +1

    3:37 omg!! This far in the future and the 10mm socket is STILL the bane it was sooo many centuries ago.... Ugh

    • @Duke00x
      @Duke00x Рік тому +1

      I am willing to bet that the 9mm and 3/8th standard (which converts to just over 9.5mm) are also still the bane they were in centuries pass. They also magically disappear about as often as the 10mm and are as about (or just slightly less) common a fastener size as the 10mm is.

  • @timobrien2813
    @timobrien2813 4 місяці тому

    Good stories, Thank you. UKUK

  • @rizon72
    @rizon72 Рік тому

    Captain brings on human engineer onto his cargo ship. Its now classified as a warship and he's still not sure what happened.

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 Рік тому

    Thank you for the reading

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 3 роки тому +2

    The algorithm becomes a great power.

  • @tonyoliver4920
    @tonyoliver4920 3 роки тому +6

    What’s worse standing on lego or a plug (uk 3 pronged plugs lie flat prongs up)

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      yea , we have the same

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +4

      speaking from experience, legos

    • @Jason-sm4oc
      @Jason-sm4oc 2 роки тому +1

      D4s...
      I say no more!

    • @PanduPoluan
      @PanduPoluan Рік тому

      The three-pronged plug is usually very visible and stepping on one is one's stupid mistake...
      LEGO bricks have this stealth ability...

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому +1

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @mattirrodraca2807
    @mattirrodraca2807 3 роки тому +7

    legos will neveer grow old or outdated

  • @rispil7086
    @rispil7086 Рік тому

    up scaled Legos would probably be great for colony building easy build the shape you want then make it air tight

  • @TheStarMachine2000
    @TheStarMachine2000 Рік тому

    Well, you know what we say.
    Mod it till it breaks

  • @virtualatheist
    @virtualatheist Рік тому +1

    Good to see that Rickrolling is still a thing 😀

  • @crayonchomper1180
    @crayonchomper1180 3 роки тому +3

    even aliens love legos

  • @PanduPoluan
    @PanduPoluan Рік тому

    "We are unable to help you acquire rare or sold-out LEGO sets" looooool 😂😂😂
    "Please redirect your requests for additional exhibits to one of the LEGO distributors" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @allankanegalian6401
    @allankanegalian6401 Рік тому

    Ah to be flat as an ironing board...
    XD alien called Elizabeth flat

  • @alfredsutton7233
    @alfredsutton7233 3 роки тому +2

    All hail the algorithm ... five words minimum.

  • @stm7810
    @stm7810 3 роки тому +4

    We need a future without companies or copyright. great engineering story.

  • @PanduPoluan
    @PanduPoluan Рік тому

    Story #1: I just can't stop laughing from the point of "I slapped him above his head" and so on 😂

  • @contrafax
    @contrafax 9 місяців тому

    Beware the Legos of Doom™️.

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +1

    For the Narrator

  • @andrewerickson6690
    @andrewerickson6690 Рік тому

    Rick roll is an interstellar terrorist act

  • @nikhilsinha7730
    @nikhilsinha7730 2 роки тому

    first story was a painful mary sue

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 3 роки тому

    Whinny pathetic frivolous lawsuit.

  • @justinsmith5870
    @justinsmith5870 10 місяців тому

    Starts Black market for matter printer schematics of lighty used peg brink sets.

  • @abea2460
    @abea2460 8 місяців тому

    😊

  • @guillermocarrillo3959
    @guillermocarrillo3959 7 місяців тому

    Why is it that in a lot of these stories, the singular person is always referred to in the plural. They instead of she or he?

  • @Reaperofwind
    @Reaperofwind Рік тому

    Missing 10mm 😂

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 10 місяців тому

    142nd, 30 December 2023

  • @0MarkHunter
    @0MarkHunter 3 роки тому +2

    fda

  • @strategygalactic
    @strategygalactic Рік тому

    Comptroller is pronounced controller

  • @theinquisition8349
    @theinquisition8349 3 роки тому +3

    For the algorithem

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 роки тому

    For the Algorithm

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 роки тому

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому +2

    For the Algorithm !

  • @josmeijers2818
    @josmeijers2818 3 роки тому

    F.T.A !

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 роки тому +2

    For the algorithm

  • @OneCanisLupus
    @OneCanisLupus Рік тому

    Lego .... really?

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @redjackel6161
    @redjackel6161 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm