Jimmy Carr | You Can Joke About Anything

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  • @farkasmactavish
    @farkasmactavish 2 роки тому +72598

    You can joke about anything. You just need the right delivery.
    Except abortion jokes, which by definition have no delivery.

  • @uncleverremarksguy
    @uncleverremarksguy 2 роки тому +7167

    Carr: you can joke about anything
    Also Carr: sorry, we only have sex jokes in stock today

    • @nisargshukla
      @nisargshukla 2 роки тому +13

      So true😂

    • @gideonretzlaff9573
      @gideonretzlaff9573 2 роки тому +15

      The most triggering jokes that exist for the most people😂

    • @uncleverremarksguy
      @uncleverremarksguy 2 роки тому +93

      @@gideonretzlaff9573 i believe the most triggering are the racist and homophobic jokes

    • @el1theguy962
      @el1theguy962 2 роки тому +67

      @@uncleverremarksguy which are the most funny ones

    • @Hjh826
      @Hjh826 2 роки тому +15

      @@uncleverremarksguy homophobia is only seen that way online. Ive never had a person call me out on gay jokes irl, not even techers.

  • @ethondomusic4533
    @ethondomusic4533 2 роки тому +11447

    "Let's see if you guys can handle my jokes"
    *Just jokes about sex like every comedian ever*

    • @sws212
      @sws212 2 роки тому +6

      Blame the uploader for clipping the horny jokes.

    • @thomasboi2255
      @thomasboi2255 2 роки тому

      mf took 3 jokes from google and put them here

    • @lordofdestruction9351
      @lordofdestruction9351 2 роки тому

      what is he gonna talk about? murder? people dying?

    • @thomasboi2255
      @thomasboi2255 2 роки тому +34

      @@lordofdestruction9351 anything that isnt sex, works

    • @waroftheworlds2008
      @waroftheworlds2008 2 роки тому +268

      Robin William had a couple good Holocaust jokes.

  • @monkesteel7008
    @monkesteel7008 2 роки тому +8015

    This man looking around like the cancel culture gang is going to get his ass like Scooby Doo

    • @AllenTax
      @AllenTax 2 роки тому +54

      Scooby couldn't save him escape.

    • @Gingenuity
      @Gingenuity 2 роки тому

      The far right is ruining everything.

    • @Fridge_Fiend
      @Fridge_Fiend 2 роки тому +170

      Cancel culture over what? These were tame as fuck

    • @rexz2525
      @rexz2525 2 роки тому +136

      @@Fridge_Fiend people get offended over pronouns

    • @LotusEli
      @LotusEli 2 роки тому +113

      @@rexz2525 wanting to be respected isn't being offended, when you deny someone basic human decency, it's belittling and of course someone's going to not like you for it. If it's your right not to show respect, it's their right not to give it back. It's not a one way street.

  • @smiledespite
    @smiledespite 2 роки тому +12874

    And u just have to diversify ur friends so u can joke about different stuff with different peoples

    • @kgkkoyog7684
      @kgkkoyog7684 2 роки тому +10

      People*

    • @Nick.M
      @Nick.M 2 роки тому +8

      Well my friend group is definitely diverse

    • @Septicshites
      @Septicshites 2 роки тому +50

      @@Nick.M aye bro mine to we’re all fucked in the head when it comes to dark jokes

    • @trippiechris1852
      @trippiechris1852 2 роки тому

      Or just dont give a fuck and stick with the people that can laugh about anything. Im not gonna joke on eggshells with someone who isnt gonna be my friend if I say something they dont like. Fuck yourself to that person

    • @anthonymansour5774
      @anthonymansour5774 2 роки тому +9

      @@kgkkoyog7684 peoples can be correct as well

  • @ronalddg9369
    @ronalddg9369 2 роки тому +2389

    So to test if you can joke about anything with an audience, you have to tell increasingly mild jokes about one topic exclusively?

    • @nathanellison385
      @nathanellison385 2 роки тому +8

      Yes

    • @puneethvenkatrao332
      @puneethvenkatrao332 2 роки тому +110

      He used to be relentless before this pc sht

    • @SirGala-fh9xg
      @SirGala-fh9xg 2 роки тому +60

      To be fair that was just a short clip, I dearly hope it got more offensive

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide 2 роки тому

      @@SirGala-fh9xg I've watched this routine. All of his jokes after this were Michael Jackson pedo jokes. Shit that would have been funny 15 years ago

    • @chair6703
      @chair6703 2 роки тому +1

      @@puneethvenkatrao332 dont think its anything to do with that

  • @wasntwas
    @wasntwas 2 роки тому +929

    I thought there was gonna be a little racism.

    • @shituniverse1
      @shituniverse1 2 роки тому +15

      Right?

    • @hawkmandude8059
      @hawkmandude8059 2 роки тому +106

      Or like, any spice. This stuff is quite bland and ever since his special, hos jokes are just kinda bleh

    • @trackerjacker0
      @trackerjacker0 2 роки тому +1

      He doesn't do that anymore

    • @RezidueWithaZ
      @RezidueWithaZ 2 роки тому +19

      @@hawkmandude8059 cant really do it anymore sadly, even with who he is and the comedy he does people are dumb nowadays and will target him for it, comedy will die out slowly

    • @flash4901
      @flash4901 2 роки тому +16

      Why do u need a racist joke? Lol

  • @matyasofinvention6304
    @matyasofinvention6304 2 роки тому +4723

    This is so tame. I was read to laugh at some offensive as shit stuff. But all he did was make the same generic sex jokes I've heard for years.

    • @dizzyx7
      @dizzyx7 2 роки тому +317

      While I don’t know this particular performance, his usual bit is to gradually increase to gauge the audience, one minute isn’t enough

    • @MSubero20
      @MSubero20 2 роки тому +122

      This one is in a show with many comedians presented by Bill Burr. The show was fairly good, the audience was just bland af.
      Jimmy just gave a tiny bit to slightly test the audience

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide 2 роки тому +31

      @@MSubero20 The show was god awful.

    • @MSubero20
      @MSubero20 2 роки тому +12

      @@Arcanecide I think it was way better than the audience made it. They gave a lot of effort applauding before and after the bits but they weren't listening to shit.
      I mean, it was a lot of crap compared to great shows but the bumping mics part and the songs at the end were good to watch, no viral shit, but decent.
      And some of the lesser known comedians didn't bomb so bad to get such bland reaction.

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide 2 роки тому +22

      @@MSubero20 Yeah the Ross/Attel section wasn't the worst. Burrs opening was alright too. But Michelle Wolf was awful, the woman after her was even worse. Jimmy Carr did 10 minutes of "Michal Jackson is a pedo" jokes that would have been funny 15 years ago I suppose. Overall, an extremely lackluster show. Also, blaming the audience for a comedians unfunny jokes isn't really an optimal criticism.

  • @shaddymate2736
    @shaddymate2736 2 роки тому +459

    "top 100 jokes to tell at your friend's party or at school"

  • @GtsAntoni1
    @GtsAntoni1 2 роки тому +307

    Wow. This was *very* tame for Jimmy. My man fears the cancel culture, evidently.

    • @hunterlurvey698
      @hunterlurvey698 2 роки тому

      Holy fuck you guys treat cancle culture like its the boogie man. The entire joke was that they were crude and inappropriate, what did you want him to do? Just start screaming the N word?

    • @QuestNation3221
      @QuestNation3221 5 місяців тому +4

      No not all. Live he is still brutal as fuck. He has to tone it down for Americans, as they don’t understand British humour.

  • @Fridge_Fiend
    @Fridge_Fiend 2 роки тому +217

    "You can joke about anything"
    Proceeds to joke exclusivley about sex

  • @SomeDumbRandomUser
    @SomeDumbRandomUser 2 роки тому +38

    "We put that to the test!"
    *most tame jokes from him ever*

  • @osteoture241
    @osteoture241 2 роки тому +75

    I’ll never forget what he said about this part. “You get them ready for a knockout, then you take a nap yourself.”

    • @AllenTax
      @AllenTax 2 роки тому

      Nap....oh I thought you said snap.😅

  • @adeho789
    @adeho789 Рік тому +5

    His uncle taught him, my aunt taught me. 😂 Thank you Melinda!!!

  • @Foxikaze
    @Foxikaze 2 роки тому +354

    Jimmy must of lost his edge. I remember watching some of his older stuff and he was hilarious.

    • @matrixuss
      @matrixuss 2 роки тому +41

      I agree with you, he used to be hilarious, I didn’t even smile watching this clip

    • @pizzataco77
      @pizzataco77 2 роки тому +6

      @@matrixuss same 😕

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 роки тому +6

      This might be him just starting his set, idk

    • @justinrutlidge7367
      @justinrutlidge7367 2 роки тому +28

      This is from Bill Burr’s special type show on Netflix, he only does like 5 minutes, in front of an American audience, he probably picked the “safer” jokes.

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide 2 роки тому

      @@oz_jones The rest of this routine was made up of tired old Michael Jackson pedo jokes. It was bad, trust me.

  • @michaelkeaton5394
    @michaelkeaton5394 2 роки тому +20

    "You can joke about everything but not with everyone"
    French folks: i've seen this before...

  • @t_t_bb
    @t_t_bb 2 роки тому +43

    He always looks confused about the crowd laughing

    • @spencer6072
      @spencer6072 2 роки тому +14

      Its because hes still confused on how he has got this far as a comedian

  • @STUFF-bd9hp
    @STUFF-bd9hp 2 роки тому +544

    He doesn’t even make actual jokes lmao I stg I could find these jokes on a list of dirty jokes on the internet

    • @farkasmactavish
      @farkasmactavish 2 роки тому +13

      Define "actual joke".

    • @yeetwchybaban
      @yeetwchybaban 2 роки тому +1

      okay

    • @freddyfootstomps6557
      @freddyfootstomps6557 2 роки тому +15

      if you can it’s because he wrote them…

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 роки тому +6

      @@freddyfootstomps6557 Or because they're incredibly mid like him

    • @luccianoblock5127
      @luccianoblock5127 2 роки тому +2

      He delivers it good thays how comedy is and he doesn't joke like that all the time he just said let's put this to the test so that's why he speaks like a list

  • @RapDap2333
    @RapDap2333 Рік тому +2

    I love with every joke he made the audiance got quieter

  • @yummowickersham7746
    @yummowickersham7746 2 роки тому +5

    These are some of the most tame jokes I’ve heard in a while

  • @micro11.
    @micro11. 2 роки тому +12

    "We'll put that to the test"
    "I really hate bla-"

    • @loliabuzer
      @loliabuzer Рік тому

      I really hate blasphemy too... Porcodio 😭💀

    • @Luftmysza.
      @Luftmysza. Рік тому

      *BONKED*

    • @markbaker5599
      @markbaker5599 Рік тому

      "Have you ever noticed that......"

  • @miffedcuttlefish6139
    @miffedcuttlefish6139 2 роки тому +3

    Jimmy Carr is by far one of the funniest comedians Britains got. Hands down.

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc Рік тому +1

    That little head tilt and cheeky smile

  • @davidmichael3189
    @davidmichael3189 Рік тому +2

    Completely Unbeatable. Classic JC

  • @justoriantal
    @justoriantal 2 роки тому +249

    None of these jokes were funny💀 it's like he went to a dark jokes subreddit and grabbed the most upvoted posts

    • @fichthe
      @fichthe 2 роки тому +3

      Subjective. You don’t find them funny. I found like 1 of them funny. Someone else might have found all of them funny.

    • @justoriantal
      @justoriantal 2 роки тому +32

      @@fichthe I mean yeah of course but if you laughed at all of these then I'm gonna say you have a horrible sense of humor. They're just old jokes that I feel like I saw online in middle school. Not shit you'd say onstage as a professional comedian

    • @trackerjacker0
      @trackerjacker0 2 роки тому +1

      I agree

    • @Foxikaze
      @Foxikaze 2 роки тому +3

      Try watching his older stuff. He used to be absolutely relentless, but I'm guessing he's toned down his humour because of the PC crap

    • @cryxlz
      @cryxlz 2 роки тому

      @@Foxikaze no you are literally seeing a tiny part of a show, get the fuck outta here with ur bs

  • @Knoxsinn
    @Knoxsinn 2 роки тому +14

    You can joke about anything, just make it funny.
    Mission failed.

  • @Imagayartist
    @Imagayartist 2 роки тому +1

    Why did the amount of people laughing lowering with every joke crack me up more than the jokes themselves? 🤣

  • @namesdontmatter6313
    @namesdontmatter6313 2 роки тому +1

    This shit here is why i love this man

    • @TheBeanis8
      @TheBeanis8 2 роки тому +2

      For barely offensive stale jokes? Maybe the bar has just been pushed too far now because these were nothing. Felt like he was trying too hard tbh, but of course that's just my opinion.

  • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
    @BisexualPlagueDoctor 2 роки тому +11

    The background “C’MON” was fuckin gold

  • @jarde1989
    @jarde1989 2 роки тому +4

    That one guy laughing hard AF 😂😂😂

  • @_underdemeciated_
    @_underdemeciated_ 2 роки тому +1

    The light looks behind look eye's watching him as if he's a puppet in a show. And in the intro when he says "lest put that to the test" he looked like a malfunctioning puppet/robot.

  • @shadowraptors1132
    @shadowraptors1132 4 місяці тому

    I love that he just tells jokes and that it. He's like a joke book. I love him.

  • @thewrastler
    @thewrastler 2 роки тому +27

    He is so impressed with himself

  • @ianleonard3264
    @ianleonard3264 2 роки тому +7

    “Dark humor is like food
    Not everyone gets it”

  • @thealienlife
    @thealienlife 2 роки тому +1

    This guy is LITERALLY dollar store Jim Carrey. He's jimmy car

  • @zinc_ave
    @zinc_ave 2 роки тому +1

    Love the random yellow highlights

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 2 роки тому +3

    When did Jimmy Carr get so old? I swear he was like 32 in 2019 now he’s like 58

  • @user-zi8lg5qu1h
    @user-zi8lg5qu1h 2 роки тому +3

    The farmacy one deserves the whole place laughing

    • @honestgabe.
      @honestgabe. 2 роки тому

      I didn't get it though. What's a "farmacy?"

  • @SallySockPuppet
    @SallySockPuppet Місяць тому

    This man is the best of us!!!

  • @oliver-04
    @oliver-04 2 роки тому +1

    The second joke was really good

    • @oliver-04
      @oliver-04 5 місяців тому

      a year later and i still agree

  • @flargarbason1740
    @flargarbason1740 2 роки тому +14

    You know cancel culture has taken over when a comedian is trying to make “offensive” jokes without touching anything about race, gender, or dark humor.

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 2 роки тому +3

      Idk
      He did use term "girl" and "woman"
      Some would find such words offensive in 2022 so 👀

    • @anyaorchi
      @anyaorchi 2 роки тому

      @@jarskil8862 yeah just like you little boy find being called a beta offensive

    • @ruse_d_news
      @ruse_d_news 2 роки тому

      So having sex with your uncle when you're a child isn't dark? Good to know.

    • @loliabuzer
      @loliabuzer Рік тому

      @@jarskil8862 coming from a male? Absolutely. 90% of what a man could possibly say is offensive

  • @_xxpegasusxx_7204
    @_xxpegasusxx_7204 2 роки тому +6

    "You can joke about anything", proceeds to tell 3 consecutive sex related jokes
    how original

  • @devonqi
    @devonqi Рік тому

    In higher states of love i find there is a very fine line of things one can laugh at without feeling bad after.
    Dive into this fine line. And one finds an infinite and absolute amount of justified humor

  • @oliverodendahl6582
    @oliverodendahl6582 Рік тому

    That one guys laugh 😂
    “HA HA HA HAAAAAAaaaaaa….”

  • @CRAZYSCOTSMAN666
    @CRAZYSCOTSMAN666 2 роки тому +15

    Ever since Jimmy changed his hair he just doesn't seem right lol

  • @thetaagenshow9549
    @thetaagenshow9549 2 роки тому +9

    Is this guy’s definition of edgy just sex jokes? Kinda lame.

    • @emalaw1329
      @emalaw1329 2 роки тому +1

      Not really, he's capable of saying some pretty deranged stuff (see the roast of Pete Davidson), but I agree his joke picks for testing out the audience were a bit weak, given the buildup

    • @ruse_d_news
      @ruse_d_news 2 роки тому

      This is just a segment the poster took. There are more.

    • @Cherry-pu4mx
      @Cherry-pu4mx Рік тому

      He made 4 jokes with the last joke being setup by the previous 3 jokes. Lighten up taagen

  • @Heartless_.d2
    @Heartless_.d2 Рік тому

    He is right u can joke about anything but only with the right ppl

  • @mdooms76
    @mdooms76 Рік тому

    Everytime I see him I keep waiting for him to do a magic trick. Lol

  • @VNXUNI
    @VNXUNI 2 роки тому +8

    😂😂

  • @indianagavin
    @indianagavin 2 роки тому +4

    I mean I get what he's trying to do but I didn't find any of those jokes particularly funny

  • @nasis18
    @nasis18 2 роки тому +1

    Jimmy Carr is fucking brutal 😂

  • @chrisvaughan2462
    @chrisvaughan2462 3 місяці тому

    I was asked to leave the pharmacy 😂😂😂

  • @ElRey_Congo
    @ElRey_Congo 2 роки тому +4

    Should stick with the bit about blm… now that’s a joke

  • @thechad1760
    @thechad1760 2 роки тому +4

    Does anyone think this dude's funny ?

    • @rileymannion5301
      @rileymannion5301 2 роки тому +7

      This is how his act works, he starts out shitty then works his way up through the show, trust me this is literally the first 4 jokes

    • @sofiaguerrero0969
      @sofiaguerrero0969 2 роки тому +3

      He’s amazing. this isn’t his natural flow. He’s just doing the basics right now and then he gets the audience more involved as he goes on

  • @barontetteh
    @barontetteh Рік тому

    Jimmy Carr is just funny 😂😂

  • @epicgamer2485
    @epicgamer2485 2 роки тому

    HE hadn't started joking with the bike😂

  • @BestTreadCarefully
    @BestTreadCarefully 2 роки тому +8

    I'm absolutely appalled that you have the AUDACITY to stand up there on that stage right there, and not tell ONE, SINGLE joke about why Great Danes are BY FAR divorced middle aged women's most adopted breed!! And you call yourself a comedian?!.....
    POPPYCOCK!!
    or, in this case,
    PUPPYCOCK!!
    See! it's unavoidable, really.

  • @ghostofanant
    @ghostofanant 2 роки тому

    Him looking around just like
    *oh God are they gonna do anything*

  • @red_totality
    @red_totality 2 роки тому

    This guy is comedy gold

  • @juststop23
    @juststop23 Рік тому

    He's finally aging out of his Goosebumps puppet phase

  • @rainbow206
    @rainbow206 2 роки тому

    As a CSA survivor, that first joke was funny

  • @Cherry-pu4mx
    @Cherry-pu4mx Рік тому

    Either i encountered a herd or I lack a sense of humor because these tame jokes got a giggle out of me

  • @degrassi420
    @degrassi420 Рік тому

    that one guy really liked that second joke

  • @Chisuto21
    @Chisuto21 4 місяці тому

    He might be the only one that can make a dad joke actually hit

  • @johnpiper2884
    @johnpiper2884 Рік тому

    That last one was clutch

  • @JT_Skeens
    @JT_Skeens Рік тому

    Every one of those had me dying

  • @lorienjohnson9721
    @lorienjohnson9721 Рік тому

    when i seen his show he told these same jokes, it was hilarious since the crowd i was with was howling laughing

  • @DN-ps4bn
    @DN-ps4bn Рік тому

    That foo in the crowd….. hahahaHAAAAASASS

  • @najibullahkhan348
    @najibullahkhan348 Рік тому

    Last one was dope😛

  • @Ogrematic
    @Ogrematic 2 роки тому

    I love this guy. He really pushes it.

  • @huntermccuistion
    @huntermccuistion Рік тому

    Finally some relatable comedy

  • @asailijhijr
    @asailijhijr 2 роки тому +1

    The progression got less and less risky.

  • @jasonmoore9526
    @jasonmoore9526 2 роки тому

    What got me was the guy laughing his head off after the sex joke and then the ha that he does right when it goes quiet

  • @deepfried_hobo3652
    @deepfried_hobo3652 2 роки тому

    I spit my drink out on the uncle one😂

  • @johnrichards3848
    @johnrichards3848 2 роки тому

    That's comedy, delivery is good

  • @stormy_4789
    @stormy_4789 2 роки тому +2

    "We'll put that to the test"
    Me: Sure, can't be that ba.. Oh my god.

  • @loismohan6
    @loismohan6 Рік тому

    I'm cracking up! Love this guy!

  • @Hurkes
    @Hurkes Рік тому

    Didn't stop at the third, went straight for the 4th. ❤️‍🔥😂

  • @theandroidsentbycyberlife5215

    I like how after a joke he just looked around, worried

  • @pascal4302
    @pascal4302 2 роки тому

    I love this guy

  • @TheKingIreland
    @TheKingIreland 2 роки тому

    He's slowly changing his face to look like quagmire

  • @salmanedy
    @salmanedy 2 роки тому

    Dude's got the Michael Palin eyes

  • @danield679
    @danield679 Рік тому

    He’s looking like the years are catching up with him now 😮

  • @manon8600
    @manon8600 Рік тому

    Oh I’ve never seen him without slicked back hair! I like this shorter style

  • @BiLdoEMcLown
    @BiLdoEMcLown 4 місяці тому

    The thing with comedy is that there ARE lines that one shouldn't cross, but there's ways to blur and or move those lines and a well versed comic can dance all over them.

  • @_Uno_Cinco_
    @_Uno_Cinco_ Рік тому

    Jimmys are always funny XD

  • @imsahil37
    @imsahil37 Рік тому

    I can't stop laughing because I never started

  • @iancuspinera1160
    @iancuspinera1160 2 роки тому

    Anthony Jeselnik is the master of dark humor. You never know where his jokes are going, his punch lines are unpredictable and funny as shit

  • @RGC_animation
    @RGC_animation Рік тому +1

    Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, they never get old.

    • @Ian_Warden
      @Ian_Warden Рік тому

      It's just like food. Not everyone gets it.

  • @aimist8099
    @aimist8099 2 роки тому

    His voice is so smooth ... I didnt expect that voice on him

  • @nicolebrady4203
    @nicolebrady4203 Рік тому

    Fuckn love you 💜 Jimmy Carr 😍
    You always make me laugh and I love 💕 ur laugh it's great
    Was so excited last night as my late bday gift I got to see you live
    So thank you 🙏

  • @leoberget750
    @leoberget750 2 роки тому

    dark humor is the best type of humor

  • @videogamehighlights4209
    @videogamehighlights4209 2 роки тому

    the uncle one caught me off guard and i laughed so hard

  • @weirdo24-7
    @weirdo24-7 2 роки тому

    Jimmy eyeing that side piece. Lol

  • @ash4457
    @ash4457 2 роки тому

    Dam that's a nice looking bass back there

  • @Exo_Tyrannus
    @Exo_Tyrannus 2 роки тому

    This was extremely tame compared to what he normally does

  • @vahagngrigorian454
    @vahagngrigorian454 2 роки тому

    Every situation has some humor in it.

  • @anchors2860
    @anchors2860 2 роки тому

    As soon as he said the first one I heard police sirens on my street lmao

  • @charlottehernandez8803
    @charlottehernandez8803 2 роки тому

    I love this man! Yes, he can really push it.

  • @cheeseballs4551
    @cheeseballs4551 Рік тому

    He makes Amy Schumer look hysterical