Tbf, selling ciggs in school earns you a good bit of money. I sold ciggs from year 9 to year 11 because I could get served at the shop around the corner from me, and pretty much nobody else could, so I would go in and sell them 50p each. Sold on average 120 ciggs a day, which earn't me £60, and it would cost me £30 to buy another 120 ciggs, so I was basically making around £30 a day, sometimes more, sometimes less. I also smoked too, so I kinda fucked myself by spending half of it on ciggs for myself hahah fuck sake!
+Steve O'Kane you man are amateur, my girl was Czech and they'd sell her anything there so she'd get bare in duty free and they'd cost like £2 a pack and I'd sell em for £10
"Doctoring" a cigarette is where a "Straight" cigarette (Packeted cigarettes) had snapped in half. The "Doctoring" is putting both halves of the cigarette together and using a Rolling Paper around the split to keep it together. Many time I've had to do that.
I was literally blowing on a spoonful of soup to cool it down at pretty much the exact time you said "blowing on a spoon of hot soup, to cool it down"... *X-files theme plays*
Hey hey, before anyone in the US who’s Gay, Bi, Trans, etc starts hating Marley for saying fag, remember that it’s not a hateful gesture in Scotland. It’s their term for cigarette.
I smoke and I've been doing it for a while now, but I still don't understand people who smoke a pack a day, seriously, I get sick of them after the 5th, and when I smoke more than 3 in one day I don't smoke for more than a week. My friends are surprised that I hardly smoke given the time I have been smoking but I'm astonished that some of them can smoke a whole pack in one or two days, I don't envy it I'm just surprised by it.
smoking is horrible but worse for the non smokers around you. Its ok if u live on a different planet and slowly pollute that and yes that is an issue because the number of cigarettes smoked combined every year probably are equal to the smoke of 60 Rocket take offs
Im high right now, i got a joint rolled in a phone box full of weed and i have been high for 2.5 hours its amazibg only weed we couldnt get backy or a bing
Aw mate here you're pure solid, I mean I enjoy a doob but you've been high for 2.5 hours son the button and rolled it in a phone box, I actual wish i was you
My 11 year old m8 smokes about 3 a day and he's smoked weed tobbaco and has had weed and tobacco in the same 1 I don't think his mum cares he's been caught like 5 times now idk how she doesn't realise that he does it all the time
You should not drop cigarettes on the floor, somebody could pick it up and start smoking and then die from it. You should put them in ash trays or the proper disposal place.
Doctoring a cigarette usually means using a small skin to put it together. I am from Liverpool and cigarettes are biffs and honestly... I hate the fact that I see like 14-15 year olds thinking there hard smoking a biff outside of the fucking shopping centre.
Fark me mate ciggies are dear these days, back when we were growing up $1 aud a ciggie was the going rate but the packs were $11 for a 20 pack so nearly doubling your money, you need to take out a second mortgage for smokes these days, hate to see how much entrepreneurs are charging these days 😂
smoking disgusts me lots of people my age do it and i think its horrible how they can put them in their mouths, the video you showed was funny but horrible lol
Its like he just got told that the polis are coming and he has to get rid of his joints... lol
You or Marley need to make a vid on river city 😂
Marley should be on river city!! lol
+Batchy defo😂
Its aw rite al hawd oan tae them and probably smoke them
Tbf, selling ciggs in school earns you a good bit of money. I sold ciggs from year 9 to year 11 because I could get served at the shop around the corner from me, and pretty much nobody else could, so I would go in and sell them 50p each. Sold on average 120 ciggs a day, which earn't me £60, and it would cost me £30 to buy another 120 ciggs, so I was basically making around £30 a day, sometimes more, sometimes less. I also smoked too, so I kinda fucked myself by spending half of it on ciggs for myself hahah fuck sake!
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+Steve O'Kane you man are amateur, my girl was Czech and they'd sell her anything there so she'd get bare in duty free and they'd cost like £2 a pack and I'd sell em for £10
+Steve O'Kane never realised how much I fuckin love Scottish people till I started watching this channel 😂
Could ye dae a video oan still game
yeah i smoke and often times wonder where these 2 pack a day folk find the time to do that.
Marley ur such a funny lad subscribed also liked love ur content ur probs my fav yter
"one moment you're talking to them the next their guts are on your face" I fucking shat it 😂😂😂
This is the most impressive like to dislike ratio I’ve seen plus all the views to just have 9 DL’s. GOAT
Emdy else sittin watchin auld Gary
"Doctoring" a cigarette is where a "Straight" cigarette (Packeted cigarettes) had snapped in half. The "Doctoring" is putting both halves of the cigarette together and using a Rolling Paper around the split to keep it together. Many time I've had to do that.
Every time I'm watching on of your vids I'm already dying in fits of laughter even 5 seconds in
Talk about how shite summer is in Scotland! Lovin eh weather
in Australian slang that asian is a literal durry muncher
Lmao FUCKING STRAYA AMIRITE
Aye, Marley, do some more Bully videos! Please haha
This guy. Is my comedy idol
this video made me laugh way to hard man, i smoke myself. for about 10 years now and the one thing i will say now is i regret ever starting
I was literally blowing on a spoonful of soup to cool it down at pretty much the exact time you said "blowing on a spoon of hot soup, to cool it down"... *X-files theme plays*
great vid marley
anyone seen the smokeables series on vice?? Its a guy doing weird shit with weed, looking stoned in each video
Aye mate, fuckin quality
amber leaf ♥️♥️
Great video mate keep up the good work👍🏽
"Mate u don't need a lighter, u need a fu***ng flamethrower"
"what a munch" am fucking wheezing the now ahahahaha
Marley the best thing is when you see all the jakies walking up to gafars stoned near the end of lunch
Marley, do a video on IRN BRU
good content as always
Marley talk about when you would get report cards
Techno tune! Children of the night
Hey hey, before anyone in the US who’s Gay, Bi, Trans, etc starts hating Marley for saying fag, remember that it’s not a hateful gesture in Scotland. It’s their term for cigarette.
Fucking love Marley sounds like a right radgie haha
I smoke and I've been doing it for a while now, but I still don't understand people who smoke a pack a day, seriously, I get sick of them after the 5th, and when I smoke more than 3 in one day I don't smoke for more than a week. My friends are surprised that I hardly smoke given the time I have been smoking but I'm astonished that some of them can smoke a whole pack in one or two days, I don't envy it I'm just surprised by it.
doctoring is pretty common. usually people usu another rizla to hold it together
We are the children of the nightificationsquad
Nearly 100k subs mate :)
When's the next 'Scottish cod players' vid coming?
Talk about stoners that think they're fucking peng and constantly vibing off the fact they're part of some elite clan
i got my dad to stop smoking and hes been clear of smoking for 6 years now
ultimate nicci buzz 😂😂
haha if i smoke 3 back to back i feel a bit sick, this guy must have been fucking dying
You should do your next video on embarrasing moments in your life
Do a video on the old firm and your experiences of it
Fuckin brilliant mate 😂😂
that boy died shortly after...
smoking is horrible but worse for the non smokers around you. Its ok if u live on a different planet and slowly pollute that and yes that is an issue because the number of cigarettes smoked combined every year probably are equal to the smoke of 60 Rocket take offs
Marley talk about going on holiday. Do family holidays and mates holidays.
"we are the children of the night" any1??
Robert - Nakatomi! Classic! 😎😎
Do a vid about heavy grafting
Can you do a vid on the subscriber loss thing UA-cam did lately?
Dae a video on the auld firm ya carpet bagger
yes I have been to a smokers house
do a video on vaping marley mate
Ya I know right I hate the smell of cigarettes.
Dae a video on Scottish slang/ what yae granny use to say
Dae a vid on Bucky or neds
your next vid should be about how manky school toilet are ect
also will liking this fix my CF
do a vid about Celtic and rangers
go on the boy's in green lalalal 👌👌👌🍀🍀🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🍀🍀
+Mr Leprechaun fuck yer red and blue we want our country back
+Daniel Mcaulay wisnt amied
+Daniel Mcaulay you mean green white gold
5-0 To the UVF We won our country
When the cops are coming
Was still games last episode more tragic than ghost and roach
We call them darts, durrys, duzzas where I live
Oh ma god 30 million US dollars where do I sign up
Im high right now, i got a joint rolled in a phone box full of weed and i have been high for 2.5 hours its amazibg only weed we couldnt get backy or a bing
Dude wow. You're actually so. fucking. cool.
Aw mate here you're pure solid, I mean I enjoy a doob but you've been high for 2.5 hours son the button and rolled it in a phone box, I actual wish i was you
nah can i BE you
Should do a video on Vaping if not already done. Like smoking for quitters.
Nobody smokes at my school just vaping...
The nicky buz aff ae that lol.
Do a vid on Scottish fitball
Do you know Luke Wallace and know what happened to him
Who's he
+Cambell Mcluckie A boy that got stabbed in glasgow, he was part of the (jag army) which was a partick thistle fighting team thing.
Don't know him personally but seen things on facebook
+NowhereMan95 whit is it
My friend is 11 I am 12 and he smokes and drinks more or less everything
My 11 year old m8 smokes about 3 a day and he's smoked weed tobbaco and has had weed and tobacco in the same 1 I don't think his mum cares he's been caught like 5 times now idk how she doesn't realise that he does it all the time
Imsaw that video at the start too
0:42 what's the song called?
DJ badboy - Friday Night
What's your outro Song?
+Dank Songs unfunny mate
Talk about Scottish public transport
Smoking is dead.. Vaping is the future!!
You should not drop cigarettes on the floor, somebody could pick it up and start smoking and then die from it. You should put them in ash trays or the proper disposal place.
Doctoring a cigarette usually means using a small skin to put it together. I am from Liverpool and cigarettes are biffs and honestly... I hate the fact that I see like 14-15 year olds thinking there hard smoking a biff outside of the fucking shopping centre.
awright da hows it gawn
haha bang some techno!!
Fark me mate ciggies are dear these days, back when we were growing up $1 aud a ciggie was the going rate but the packs were $11 for a 20 pack so nearly doubling your money, you need to take out a second mortgage for smokes these days, hate to see how much entrepreneurs are charging these days 😂
Marley are u going to resonate?
Yup all 3 days
+MarleyThirteen can I make a cod video I'm Scottish I'm from Dumbarton
My grandad smoked 60 a day
smoking disgusts me lots of people my age do it and i think its horrible how they can put them in their mouths, the video you showed was funny but horrible lol
surprised he didny croak it
daftest and I'm fae scotland
A smoke 20 a day
easterhoose smokers haha
It’s so dumb to smoke tbh
Smokings gay alcohol is the way love your videos Marley
Smoking's bad, mkay?