I had an admin teacher who was pure mental. She was in love with the captain who drove the Titanic (not in the movie, the actual guy) and had a picture of him in a frame in her classroom, she had a Facebook page for her dog and she could kick off at any minute! Once she got so mad, she left her classroom and started hitting her head off the wall outside! She covered my maths class once and she kept asking us how to use the computer! Once she figured it out, she spent the rest of the period looking at tickets for the 'Titanic Experience'! She was crazy! 😂
I had a substitute teacher who was also a pastor in High School, the man played Civilization IV and was a strict disciplinarian. One day some freshman was telling him "You can't prove God exists." The teacher replied to him "You can't prove your parents love you." The teacher didn't get in any trouble either.
My brother stole his friend's shoe, put it on his head and the spanish teacher, instead of telling him to give it back or getting him in to some bother, he timed him to see how long he could balance it on his head.
Squishy Legend He kept it on his head for twenty one minutes before a fly flew past and he flinched. He didn't flinch at the pen hat flew past his face eight minutes before.
Marley could you talk about that one kid at school that would go on a mad one whenever ANYONE talked to him. Like he would walk out the school and swear at the teachers. P.S great vid
I had a teacher who was taking off his jumper, got stuck with his stomach showing, ran out the classroom in embarrassment and fell over and broke his collar bone 😂
+FIFA Career Mode &Fut i cant remember which one it was but when i heard "you wear a le coqif trackie with a chippy bag stapled on" i just lost my shit
+Scottish Wafer nut we got told that story a million times and it never happens that's why I was laughing besides the story said that the wee loop thong stopped it the boy was fine
Watching back on these videos I see why Marley got popular. The way he's talking is like you are at a pub with your mate and he is just telling a story about an experience he had.
My geography class in last year of 6th form was just 8 lads, we had a 23 year old teacher who was a top bloke and brought us all beers in for our last lesson. *We were all 18 at the time
My old maths teacher was the exact same as yours, he couldn't control the class at all and he was only newly qualified. He just got the piss took right out of him every period! But we had this one English teacher (he was also a qualified actor), amazing he was,we done Romeo and Juliet in 6th year, and I swear to god, you would have thought you were watching it as if it was happening to your pals!! Miss school so much it's unreal!
on the one day off I had in second year. my English teacher went berserk, started cussing out the class, punching walls and throwing chairs and desks across the room. the weird thing is, the school kept him! He became a spanish teacher in our school the next year.
I love these old videos but I got this memory where I was in algebra class and I was failing and my teacher told me to wait after class and she told me I was behind and lectured me not the good kind and made me cry
I remember at college my tutor got tired of the class leaving their rubbish all over the place, her solution to that? Get everyone sat down, have a massive rant/breakdown about it and then tip a bin full of rubbish on the floor -_-
Had an art teacher in 2nd year that barked at the bin. She never really shouted- apart from one time she bawled out some noisy seagulls from the window - but she'd do shit like that, and we'd all just freeze. She seemed pretty spaced out most of the time, in a consumed-with-the-mysteries-of-the-universe kind-of way, but she had supersonic hearing for swearing or music leaking from concealed earphones. Oh, and she had a bunch of stuffed animals in the corner of her room, I guess to draw, but every now and then she'd take one out to hug and tell us its origin story. That was one hell of a class.
My English teacher showed us his EP.. It was a grunge track that he recorded in his bedroom. Recently he played with his band in the biggest rock bar in Dublin. And now I'm friends with him on Facebook
Had a teacher who whenever one of the sound lads walked in that used to have house parties nearly every weekend would start talking to him as if they were best mates and then tell the whole class about how he used to own a pub before he became a science teacher. swear i missed a year of work with this guy
Right man, so I had a nice bunch of nutjobs. First one I want to talk to you about was my "Gardening" teacher. I have no clue if you guys have ever had gardening taught, but we had Technics, which was basically Manual Labour for repairmen and so on halfed with this for the gals I guess. Anyway, the Gardening teacher was a proper stoner I figure man. She would tell us about how she used to eat black coal, but now it didn't taste that well and she grew out of it. Or she would go off about how she saw fairies and little gnomes around her house. But this one time, she was teaching us how to "manipulate living energy" and my classmate got properly into it and just went around throwing air at the then hot uppergraders shouting "I WANT YOU TO RECIEVE MY ENERGY". That's how I got taught bloody Esoterics instead of garden bullshit. Another one was my English teacher. Not the cool one nah, this one we called The Zombie. She had no power over anyone in the class, and you had the feeling she would lose her train of thought before even beginning a sentence. Funny part is, she taught me at my grade school, and now years later, she got kicked out of my highschool last semester for still sucking ass at teaching. I'll add to this if I think of anymore good stories, but I don't want to go off on people without prime examples of how they were.
My favourite teacher is my math teacher he gives us a break near the end of the period shame I only get him for 4 times a week we're aloud on our phone to listen to music, Play game, drink and eat or go to the toilet (my school is really strict about people going to the loo but meh) and my least fav is my music had the most wonderful teacher in first year then 3 years later I get a teacher that breaks even if i'm doing my music on my phone.
I had a teacher in high school that had a flask full of the hardest whiskey you could get at the local Booze shop. He'd pour the whiskey in his coffee in the middle of class and tell us "it's my go-go juice. Gets me through life." and anytime I'd walk into class I'd ask him "Hey, Mr. *****, how's it been?" He'd pull a 9mm round out his front shirt pocket and say "Not a day goes by where I think about putting this through my damn skull." Every one in the class was scared of him cause we thought he wanted to kill us, but, he was a pretty alright teacher, on the days he's not drunk.
My favourite teachers were ma social subjects teacher and ma religious teacher cuz my social teacher I am great pals with him seriously he's liked me since I first walked into his classroom I'm no bamming he even said that at the like parent son/daughter teacher conference day or whatever and my religion teacher she was just a great laugh cuz we could still get on with our work but have a couple jokes in the middle great times :) Live your content Marley stay awesome!
I have a pe teacher that actually makes me enjoy pe because all he does for like the whole period is just go on about how he was in the army and just let us do what we want and he just makes jokes out of anything
my maths teacher in first year passed out on his first day. We walked into the science lab and there he was unconscious, but instead of checking his pulse we just started taking pictures with him like a hunter and his dead lion. Good times
my economics teacher is a pure good laugh, and she got me an A at GCSE, shes got solid 10/10 banter. she took us out of school a few weeks ago to the cinema 'on an educational trip'
At one time during your school life everybody had that one teacher who had an emotional breakdown because of the stress the kids put them under, I remember hearing from people that the french teacher and Art teacher just broke down and then they weren't at the school for 2 years then they both came back for a month and left permanently....the funny thing about art class was that all the teacher ever asked us to do was draw "Perfect" lines she used to say that "Life was a line",yeah every art class was the same fucking line
had an american music teacher that me and a pal drove nuts by playing the duelling banjos song every single time we got a hold of a guitar, i reckon that guy still gets flashbacks
I remember back in middle school i had this science teacher that would give a 100 percent for missed homework or tests if you went hunting, or fishing. he would also talk for hours on end about hunting or fishing, i also remember that everyday before class he would cook up some instant ramen and just what felt like an entire containers worth of salt on it.
I used to have a teacher who was a right one, he launched a whiteboard pen and a thick af maths textbook at ma head once, we became pals after a got him back.
Last year in History, we were going over rationing during the First World War and my teacher brought in a tin of Spam and offered it to us. As I was the only person who liked Spam I ended up eating most of the tin. He's awesome. Cheers Mr Smith!
This was terrifying!! I didn't realise these teachers existed in every school haha. I had the one who couldn't control a class and a geography teacher who you could ask any question about the weather and he would explain weather related things for a whole period
I had a teacher who constantly moaned that we had so little time before the exam and them 2 days before the exam spent 2 hours talking about her horse. She also started crying when some one asked her to repeat the question she asked later that day
I had a RME teacher subbing for my computing teacher, so when one when one of my classmates stood up to get a pen he went balistic at him, saying he would be sent out if he didnt sit back down but naturally being a reble he didnt, so the teacher grabbed him by the harm and threw him out. Then he proceeded to nick my computing teachers change from his mug. Happy days 4th year....
There is a minute left of your period people start to pack up an the teacher says 'going some where ' makes everyone get there things back out for the remaining 30 seconds of class
My physics teacher talks to us about cod zombies and loads of other games, but we still manage to get all our work done. I'm in 5th year and there's only 7 people in our class.
Telling your teacher that your name was treesa green and them actually writing it on the register xD paper ball fights were hilarious especially when someone ended up hitting the teacher
My worst teacher is in maths even of you miss the homework deadline by 1 day she sends a letter home like her life depends on it and usually teachers give you 2 or 3 chances to hand in homework.
You know those skate boards for fingers right? So when I was only in 4th grade I've lost mine in school and started crying XD but the new day a TEACHER has bought me one!!!!!! It costs around 50-70 in the place where I lived! Isn't that just cool?
My current math teacher is real sound. Yeah, he's a real good at teaching but we do sometimes do get a bit sidetracked by something that we both have in common e.g Warhammer and zelda
My art teacher once came in drunk and just said "yeah we're just gonna do some drawing guys." My favourite teacher was my history teacher he were so cool we learnt but it were fun. I remember my food tech teacher binning something I made gathered it were basically some smoothie I were to be making that ended up as poison
Had this business teacher who was an absolute maniac. My pal was asked 5 x 5 on a calculator and he came up with 836 (somehow I don't know) so the teacher went mental started punching the walls and the whiteboard. One time he hurt his knee and he was walking like he'd been amputated man. I've also had that sound History teacher, and that Suffragettes and Suffragists stuff is pish man
My favourite teacher was either my 4th Or 2th year there were both pregnant and the one who was not pregnant was hungover alot and the other one was stoned they were English and Irish
I think I know who the maths teacher was. I also had a sub teacher got locked in the home ecc cupboard for a full double periods and the class just kept telling the class monitor that he was in the toilet or getting coffee
My history teacher through 3rd and 4th year would spend about 5 minutes at the beginning of every class talking about the actual topic we were learning, then by the end of the period, he'd somehow be on to talking about the Dundee accent or how back in his day you could get a 1 day plane ticket to France for like a tenner. I shit you not, at parent's evening he spent 30 seconds talking about how shite my work was and then spent the next 5 minutes talking to my dad about German U-boats
Do a video on being a "VL" And I had this English teacher that pinned me to a table and done the knife song with the whole class crowded round...don't worry she only used a blunt pencil.Two weeks later she was acting the wideo on class and I kept correcting here when she was talking.I never got over that referral
The PE teacher that does football for 2 seconds and get out of breath and you ask him "you okay sir" and he replies "yeah I'm just using this new breathing technique"
Where to start. Well I had a maths teacher that lost it just cause someone walked into his class by accident and had them pinned to the wall. I had a substitute teacher for re and managed to get through the entire lesson doing no work by talking about the paranormal. There was also an art teacher at my school that had drawn himself naked and had shown it to a few of the students.
My worst teach was our middle school gym teacher. She kept a bottle of 110 Everclear under her desk, one of my buddies got to her class early, found her pouring it in her coffee. My favorite teacher was my drama teacher, she knew I wasn't going to do anything because it was first class of the day, so she let me, and only me come in with an energy drink and candy, and let me sleep once I finished em
The bit about the french teacher, I shit you not, is exactly what happened to me the last time I had a french teacher as a substitute for my spanish teacher
One of my English teachers had to deal with this loud, class clown sorta kid who was one of the most popular kids in the school and one time she got so pissed off she went to shout "Sit down" and "Shut up" at the same time and instead just shouted "SHIT" really loud and it just echoed through the class and you could see the kid really confused and shitting himself 😂😂
We had a supply English teacher and he would just let us walk about the class and listen to music and stuff but when our real English teacher came in she went ballistic 😂😂
We had a chemistry teacher who told the class how to make a nuclear weapon. He was also one of those teachers who couldn't handle the class so when we got too loud he'd often just get up and walk out of the room and come back 5 minutes a lot happier, so we all think he went for a few quick linesof coke. And he used to insulted girls with drawn on eye brows, saying how they stole his white board pens to draw them on. It was great banter, he was really nice despite all this.
had a teacher called Gary that couldn't control the class so much that he got a chair thrown at him and he took "emotional leave" and ended up only teaching the advanced highers cos he couldn't handle the younger kids anymore
I had a History teacher in year 11 who was really weird. He had a strange obsession with antiques (understandable in hindsight. History in teacher and that). He also wore these really weird trousers every so often that had ducks on them. When he walked, he didn't bob like a normal person, he floated and glided like someone had gone into his settings and turned bobbing off 😂 he ended up leaving the profession of teaching and became an antiques dealer. Go figure.
I used to have this English teacher that used to be a body builder and me and him used to hit up the gym and in between sets he would give me advice on homework he would set... Weird but good teacher tbh.
I had an admin teacher who was pure mental. She was in love with the captain who drove the Titanic (not in the movie, the actual guy) and had a picture of him in a frame in her classroom, she had a Facebook page for her dog and she could kick off at any minute! Once she got so mad, she left her classroom and started hitting her head off the wall outside! She covered my maths class once and she kept asking us how to use the computer! Once she figured it out, she spent the rest of the period looking at tickets for the 'Titanic Experience'! She was crazy! 😂
This was in third year!
ha!
Aye right haha that's mad
+Patrick Stumps Fedora |-/ You 100% went tae Stewarton. Nae doubt.
MarleyThirteen pure mad!
I think everyone has a sound history teacher, i'm gutted that mine retired last year
pretty convinced mine is a paedo
+Peach Games mine was sound too. She cried a lot, but she was sound
mine wears slippers to school haha
same haha mines left tho
My sound history teacher moved to Italy last year, good job I dropped fuckin history
I had a substitute teacher who was also a pastor in High School, the man played Civilization IV and was a strict disciplinarian. One day some freshman was telling him "You can't prove God exists." The teacher replied to him "You can't prove your parents love you." The teacher didn't get in any trouble either.
Every teacher knows that one person who swung back too far on their chair and cracked their skull in
I have a French teacher who stole a turkey from tesco. Beat that
😂😂
+Aidan Swanston drama teacher in my school got caught pinging girls bra straps m8
My uncle done that once
Ma French teachers a pornstar
+jack findlay sos yer maw
New Scottish fitba video for ye with loads of goals! facebook.com/bbcthesocial/videos/815296001914158/
Do a video on red gravel football pitches
+MarleyThirteen Do a video on want to be roadmen
I have this bent chemistry teacher that's swears at everyone and I have a geography teacher that only gave the black people in tae trouble lmao
Did you go to Our Lady's?
Bryan Boyle yeah
My brother stole his friend's shoe, put it on his head and the spanish teacher, instead of telling him to give it back or getting him in to some bother, he timed him to see how long he could balance it on his head.
Squishy Legend He kept it on his head for twenty one minutes before a fly flew past and he flinched. He didn't flinch at the pen hat flew past his face eight minutes before.
Marley could you talk about that one kid at school that would go on a mad one whenever ANYONE talked to him. Like he would walk out the school and swear at the teachers. P.S great vid
dae a video on celtic and rangers
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I had a teacher who was taking off his jumper, got stuck with his stomach showing, ran out the classroom in embarrassment and fell over and broke his collar bone 😂
Great videos Marley, keep up the good work!
Thanks!
+MarleyThirteen i saw you on fb where someone had stolen ur video i then found ur channel and bingewatched all of scottish cod players
+Waffle_ Bomb exact same as ne
+FIFA Career Mode &Fut i cant remember which one it was but when i heard "you wear a le coqif trackie with a chippy bag stapled on" i just lost my shit
3:31 that story is from my fav childhood cartoon , horrid henry
did ye ever hear the story about how that wee boy got his tie caught in the machine in woodwork hahaha
+Scottish Wafer nut we got told that story a million times and it never happens that's why I was laughing besides the story said that the wee loop thong stopped it the boy was fine
+jesterjokesgaming always seemed tae happen before break on the day you had widwork
Or the boy that would alway swing on his chair backwards then spilt his heed on a table behind hahah
All the fuckin time
Watching back on these videos I see why Marley got popular. The way he's talking is like you are at a pub with your mate and he is just telling a story about an experience he had.
My geography class in last year of 6th form was just 8 lads, we had a 23 year old teacher who was a top bloke and brought us all beers in for our last lesson. *We were all 18 at the time
My History teacher in 5th year on a friday double period end of the day we would work for one period. Then watch still game for the last period
My old maths teacher was the exact same as yours, he couldn't control the class at all and he was only newly qualified. He just got the piss took right out of him every period! But we had this one English teacher (he was also a qualified actor), amazing he was,we done Romeo and Juliet in 6th year, and I swear to god, you would have thought you were watching it as if it was happening to your pals!! Miss school so much it's unreal!
on the one day off I had in second year. my English teacher went berserk, started cussing out the class, punching walls and throwing chairs and desks across the room. the weird thing is, the school kept him! He became a spanish teacher in our school the next year.
I love these old videos but I got this memory where I was in algebra class and I was failing and my teacher told me to wait after class and she told me I was behind and lectured me not the good kind and made me cry
My form tutor is the soundest person I probably know. He's like a funny friend that keeps you really good company and is just an overall laugh
I remember at college my tutor got tired of the class leaving their rubbish all over the place, her solution to that?
Get everyone sat down, have a massive rant/breakdown about it and then tip a bin full of rubbish on the floor -_-
My geography teacher in yr 8/9 was proper fit and everyone got on so well with her (but most of the lads just wanted to get close to her)
Had an art teacher in 2nd year that barked at the bin. She never really shouted- apart from one time she bawled out some noisy seagulls from the window - but she'd do shit like that, and we'd all just freeze. She seemed pretty spaced out most of the time, in a consumed-with-the-mysteries-of-the-universe kind-of way, but she had supersonic hearing for swearing or music leaking from concealed earphones. Oh, and she had a bunch of stuffed animals in the corner of her room, I guess to draw, but every now and then she'd take one out to hug and tell us its origin story. That was one hell of a class.
My English teacher showed us his EP.. It was a grunge track that he recorded in his bedroom. Recently he played with his band in the biggest rock bar in Dublin. And now I'm friends with him on Facebook
Had a teacher who whenever one of the sound lads walked in that used to have house parties nearly every weekend would start talking to him as if they were best mates and then tell the whole class about how he used to own a pub before he became a science teacher. swear i missed a year of work with this guy
Right man, so I had a nice bunch of nutjobs. First one I want to talk to you about was my "Gardening" teacher. I have no clue if you guys have ever had gardening taught, but we had Technics, which was basically Manual Labour for repairmen and so on halfed with this for the gals I guess.
Anyway, the Gardening teacher was a proper stoner I figure man. She would tell us about how she used to eat black coal, but now it didn't taste that well and she grew out of it. Or she would go off about how she saw fairies and little gnomes around her house. But this one time, she was teaching us how to "manipulate living energy" and my classmate got properly into it and just went around throwing air at the then hot uppergraders shouting "I WANT YOU TO RECIEVE MY ENERGY". That's how I got taught bloody Esoterics instead of garden bullshit.
Another one was my English teacher. Not the cool one nah, this one we called The Zombie. She had no power over anyone in the class, and you had the feeling she would lose her train of thought before even beginning a sentence. Funny part is, she taught me at my grade school, and now years later, she got kicked out of my highschool last semester for still sucking ass at teaching.
I'll add to this if I think of anymore good stories, but I don't want to go off on people without prime examples of how they were.
EvilSir very good stories and nice effort in the comment deserves a like good job m8 😊
My favourite teacher is my math teacher he gives us a break near the end of the period shame I only get him for 4 times a week we're aloud on our phone to listen to music, Play game, drink and eat or go to the toilet (my school is really strict about people going to the loo but meh) and my least fav is my music had the most wonderful teacher in first year then 3 years later I get a teacher that breaks even if i'm doing my music on my phone.
In year 8 i had a music teacher who was ex military and every time one of us touched his drums he gave the entire class an hour after school
I had a teacher in high school that had a flask full of the hardest whiskey you could get at the local Booze shop. He'd pour the whiskey in his coffee in the middle of class and tell us "it's my go-go juice. Gets me through life." and anytime I'd walk into class I'd ask him "Hey, Mr. *****, how's it been?" He'd pull a 9mm round out his front shirt pocket and say "Not a day goes by where I think about putting this through my damn skull." Every one in the class was scared of him cause we thought he wanted to kill us, but, he was a pretty alright teacher, on the days he's not drunk.
robokitty8 lmfao sounds like a great teacher
My favourite teachers were ma social subjects teacher and ma religious teacher cuz my social teacher I am great pals with him seriously he's liked me since I first walked into his classroom I'm no bamming he even said that at the like parent son/daughter teacher conference day or whatever and my religion teacher she was just a great laugh cuz we could still get on with our work but have a couple jokes in the middle great times :) Live your content Marley stay awesome!
I have a pe teacher that actually makes me enjoy pe because all he does for like the whole period is just go on about how he was in the army and just let us do what we want and he just makes jokes out of anything
Do a video on breaking yer "VL"
my maths teacher in first year passed out on his first day. We walked into the science lab and there he was unconscious, but instead of checking his pulse we just started taking pictures with him like a hunter and his dead lion.
Good times
my economics teacher is a pure good laugh, and she got me an A at GCSE, shes got solid 10/10 banter. she took us out of school a few weeks ago to the cinema 'on an educational trip'
That sounds no bad haha
At one time during your school life everybody had that one teacher who had an emotional breakdown because of the stress the kids put them under, I remember hearing from people that the french teacher and Art teacher just broke down and then they weren't at the school for 2 years then they both came back for a month and left permanently....the funny thing about art class was that all the teacher ever asked us to do was draw "Perfect" lines she used to say that "Life was a line",yeah every art class was the same fucking line
We had a RE teacher who basically explained how to make fire bombs to a bunch of 13 year olds
nathan myhill Molotov Cocktail out!
had an american music teacher that me and a pal drove nuts by playing the duelling banjos song every single time we got a hold of a guitar, i reckon that guy still gets flashbacks
I remember back in middle school i had this science teacher that would give a 100 percent for missed homework or tests if you went hunting, or fishing. he would also talk for hours on end about hunting or fishing, i also remember that everyday before class he would cook up some instant ramen and just what felt like an entire containers worth of salt on it.
I used to have a teacher who was a right one, he launched a whiteboard pen and a thick af maths textbook at ma head once, we became pals after a got him back.
mr. Mitchell is mah English teacher and just rips folk and squares up tae thum fur a laugh it's brilliant xD
My PE teacher in 7th/8th was the coolest dude ever he gave easy grade and was a bro to all of us even tho he was in his 60
"a bit a blue tack's being launched his way" xD
we all have that one supply teacher that you know if she's taking your class it's gonna be a belter of a lesson because she cannae control the class
Positive vibes
Last year in History, we were going over rationing during the First World War and my teacher brought in a tin of Spam and offered it to us. As I was the only person who liked Spam I ended up eating most of the tin. He's awesome. Cheers Mr Smith!
He also stood up on a table and fired a fake gun in the air to recreate the Munich Putsch.
1:25 my P6 teacher never had control over our class, we did like her tho
This was terrifying!! I didn't realise these teachers existed in every school haha. I had the one who couldn't control a class and a geography teacher who you could ask any question about the weather and he would explain weather related things for a whole period
I had a teacher who constantly moaned that we had so little time before the exam and them 2 days before the exam spent 2 hours talking about her horse. She also started crying when some one asked her to repeat the question she asked later that day
Loving the video yet again, keep up the good work bro
I had a RME teacher subbing for my computing teacher, so when one when one of my classmates stood up to get a pen he went balistic at him, saying he would be sent out if he didnt sit back down but naturally being a reble he didnt, so the teacher grabbed him by the harm and threw him out. Then he proceeded to nick my computing teachers change from his mug. Happy days 4th year....
There is a minute left of your period people start to pack up an the teacher says 'going some where ' makes everyone get there things back out for the remaining 30 seconds of class
One of my favourite youtubers, keep it up! ^_^
My physics teacher talks to us about cod zombies and loads of other games, but we still manage to get all our work done. I'm in 5th year and there's only 7 people in our class.
Telling your teacher that your name was treesa green and them actually writing it on the register xD paper ball fights were hilarious especially when someone ended up hitting the teacher
1:11 All my teachers are 'that' teacher. The class is just a huge riot until one of the meaner teachers comes in and yells 'SHUT UP!'.
My worst teacher is in maths even of you miss the homework deadline by 1 day she sends a letter home like her life depends on it and usually teachers give you 2 or 3 chances to hand in homework.
NEED A VIDEO ON THE DIFFERNECE BETWEEN SCOTTISH SLANG AND NORMAL ENGLISH:)
Thank you for putting us Scotland on the map 😊
You know those skate boards for fingers right? So when I was only in 4th grade I've lost mine in school and started crying XD but the new day a TEACHER has bought me one!!!!!! It costs around 50-70 in the place where I lived! Isn't that just cool?
My current math teacher is real sound. Yeah, he's a real good at teaching but we do sometimes do get a bit sidetracked by something that we both have in common e.g Warhammer and zelda
My English teachers snaps if you take a sip of water in class
Had a chemistry teacher who taught us more about Isis than chemistry
Language teacher. Every time he explodes he has a little vein in his head that looks like it's gonna pop everywhere
My art teacher once came in drunk and just said "yeah we're just gonna do some drawing guys."
My favourite teacher was my history teacher he were so cool we learnt but it were fun.
I remember my food tech teacher binning something I made gathered it were basically some smoothie I were to be making that ended up as poison
Had this business teacher who was an absolute maniac. My pal was asked 5 x 5 on a calculator and he came up with 836 (somehow I don't know) so the teacher went mental started punching the walls and the whiteboard. One time he hurt his knee and he was walking like he'd been amputated man. I've also had that sound History teacher, and that Suffragettes and Suffragists stuff is pish man
I got a library teacher, she is the most scariest thing ever, u mess one thing up and you are dead
One teacher just hits his head against a wall when people won't stop talking and ALWAYS wears bright pink socks with his pants rolled up
This series is the funnyist thing ever😂
Skyving my RE teacher we would just say we didn't finish our poster 5 weeks of just posters
My favourite teacher was either my 4th
Or 2th year there were both pregnant and the one who was not pregnant was hungover alot and the other one was stoned they were English and Irish
I think I know who the maths teacher was. I also had a sub teacher got locked in the home ecc cupboard for a full double periods and the class just kept telling the class monitor that he was in the toilet or getting coffee
i fell asleep in my IT class and when my teacher woke me up we spent the rest of the lesson talking about how how sleep is important
My history teacher through 3rd and 4th year would spend about 5 minutes at the beginning of every class talking about the actual topic we were learning, then by the end of the period, he'd somehow be on to talking about the Dundee accent or how back in his day you could get a 1 day plane ticket to France for like a tenner. I shit you not, at parent's evening he spent 30 seconds talking about how shite my work was and then spent the next 5 minutes talking to my dad about German U-boats
Do a video on being a "VL"
And I had this English teacher that pinned me to a table and done the knife song with the whole class crowded round...don't worry she only used a blunt pencil.Two weeks later she was acting the wideo on class and I kept correcting here when she was talking.I never got over that referral
Should do one on Scottish football with your pals
If you didnt make a teacher cry, you did not have the full experience...
I have this current design teacher he's a fucking laugh listening to songs blaring through speakers what a lad
I've got 2 teachers that let me dae that
The PE teacher that does football for 2 seconds and get out of breath and you ask him "you okay sir" and he replies "yeah I'm just using this new breathing technique"
Where to start. Well I had a maths teacher that lost it just cause someone walked into his class by accident and had them pinned to the wall. I had a substitute teacher for re and managed to get through the entire lesson doing no work by talking about the paranormal. There was also an art teacher at my school that had drawn himself naked and had shown it to a few of the students.
get well soon!
Haha great vid Marley keep it up!
Always a teacher that says someone was swing on there chair and falls back and dies 😂😂
naw but see back last year somebody wis swinging their n fell hurt their heed haha
My worst teach was our middle school gym teacher. She kept a bottle of 110 Everclear under her desk, one of my buddies got to her class early, found her pouring it in her coffee. My favorite teacher was my drama teacher, she knew I wasn't going to do anything because it was first class of the day, so she let me, and only me come in with an energy drink and candy, and let me sleep once I finished em
I had a pe teacher "apparently" played against george best, Denis law and Bobby charlton. got an injury and now teaches pe. YEAH....
That thumbnail had some crazy trigonometry.
and a geography teacher that use to go red grit his teath and whisper when he was angry it was a crease he was so tall
The bit about the french teacher, I shit you not, is exactly what happened to me the last time I had a french teacher as a substitute for my spanish teacher
One of my English teachers had to deal with this loud, class clown sorta kid who was one of the most popular kids in the school and one time she got so pissed off she went to shout "Sit down" and "Shut up" at the same time and instead just shouted "SHIT" really loud and it just echoed through the class and you could see the kid really confused and shitting himself 😂😂
In 6th year i was 18 i went out to the pub with my English and Geography teachers and we played pool and darts
Just sit at the back of class and wait for all the other kids to be disruptive, that's the easiest way to take a nap
We had a supply English teacher and he would just let us walk about the class and listen to music and stuff but when our real English teacher came in she went ballistic 😂😂
Ma old music teacher got kicked out the school, he was snorting lines in his cupboard, he was always oot it in class. It was in the news last year
My 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th maths teacher was so cool.
I had a primary school teacher that made us write on those roll up skins.
In 6th Year me and my geography teacher took a walk to tesco to get a few magnums during 5th period, was a right laugh
We had a chemistry teacher who told the class how to make a nuclear weapon. He was also one of those teachers who couldn't handle the class so when we got too loud he'd often just get up and walk out of the room and come back 5 minutes a lot happier, so we all think he went for a few quick linesof coke. And he used to insulted girls with drawn on eye brows, saying how they stole his white board pens to draw them on. It was great banter, he was really nice despite all this.
had a teacher called Gary that couldn't control the class so much that he got a chair thrown at him and he took "emotional leave" and ended up only teaching the advanced highers cos he couldn't handle the younger kids anymore
my history was the best he was younger and we could have a laugh with him
I had a History teacher in year 11 who was really weird. He had a strange obsession with antiques (understandable in hindsight. History in teacher and that). He also wore these really weird trousers every so often that had ducks on them. When he walked, he didn't bob like a normal person, he floated and glided like someone had gone into his settings and turned bobbing off 😂 he ended up leaving the profession of teaching and became an antiques dealer. Go figure.
I used to have this English teacher that used to be a body builder and me and him used to hit up the gym and in between sets he would give me advice on homework he would set... Weird but good teacher tbh.