When I was on tour with a Scottish band they taught me about the beauties of a "Spinny" with a bottle of bucky which will knock a man on his arse in less than 30 seconds.
in greece you go inside a store with two other mates while being 15 or 16 you buy like 8 beers for an upcoming party and the shop keeper takes a good look at you and says: 14 euros boys
Completely true story, we picked a guy to do a jump in who staggered, pissed, out of his car after driving down the high street. We asked him to go in for us, he said one sec and proceeded to take a piss up the pharmacy window.
Me and my friend ended up in tesco after a night out it was like 3am or something, so we got the usual meal deal and then I lost her, so i went and bought my stuff, to then find her after it sitting outside with 3 bags of frozen mashed potato... trying to eat it. It might not sound funny, but I literally hit the floor crying with laughter because of the state she was in!
Hahaha great video man! The best time drinking I've had is after my prom just about all of my year goes out onto a field and there's a big fire a group of chavs started then one thing leads to another (we get chased off the police) the we take refuge next to an astroturf football pitch and from about 12am - 8am we took numerous trips to the shops to purchase some very very low quality drink, the kind of stuff that costs £2 and comes on a 3 litre bottle like frosty jacks and old English hahah and then I somehow end up getting a taxi to Micky D's with a small group and then pass out on my friends bedroom floor, the end hahaha
Was absolutely smashed at a pub one time with my step brother who was just as drunk. Start trying to play a game of darts. We start firing darts at the board and they kept bouncing off. Come to find out the dart board had a case over it. We musta fired like 10 darts at this board before someone came over and opened up the case. Felt pretty damn smart that night lmao.
I remember being out for my 13th birthday, asking some old lad to go get us 2 bottles of Glens vodka. Me being the absolute idiot I am drank half of the bottle, walked in me house absolutely pissed Infront of my parents and still having a bottle of vodka in my hand, next thing you know I woke up outside at 8 in the morning with an empty bottle of vodka up my jumper
jump in explanation is spot on, stood up the town for about fucking 3 hours once waiting on the perfect character, shop had two doors as well so needed a team out the front and the back to make sure they didn't do a runner with the cash
Heres one of my drunk storys was at a gaff and i paid him a tenner to have a gaff and gives tones of folk a lift tae his house and he was taking ages so we clibed onto the balcony and into his house cause he left the sliding doors open anyway the party was shite and he was annoying me and me being extremly oot my tots i pished in his ketle
So I’m 15 n I like the odd drink so I was waiting outside the shop for someone and I asked first guy I saw n he told me to come in with him after grabbing my tenner, so I thought he was gonna tell shop owners or something. Anyways he surprisingly pays and gives me the can and after that the shopkeeper said “From now on I’ll serve ya”. That random lad helped me big time ;)
After drinking a bottle of "shite" aka frosty jacks came home and fired my milk as far as i could out the back door like a hand grenade and fell flat on my face in the process
Around March, we were having a party at my mate's and we were playing truth or dare. I chose dare and got told to down a bottle of whiskey. I did so and my speach wasn't even slurred
Got drunk before going out at a pals house. He walked into the room having just been for a shower and going mental with the lynx. Standing there in the door, elbow on the frame in nothing but his towel on so I did the only logical thing - set his armpit ablaze. Long story short, six years and its only just beginning to grow back.
Went out got so pissed that when I walked home blacked out halfway woke up 4-5 hours later talkin teh train guard telling him to let me in train feh free
How have we not had the 1,000,000 Bucky special yet🤯so underrated best cod UA-camr
New Scottish Fitba video up on Facebook folks. Wee like would be lovely ⚽️❤️ facebook.com/bbcthesocial/videos/822158357894589/
Emojis...GONNE NO DAE THAT!?
Can you do a video on how there's a bucket/weed smoking device in every park or junkys close?
When I was on tour with a Scottish band they taught me about the beauties of a "Spinny" with a bottle of bucky which will knock a man on his arse in less than 30 seconds.
in greece you go inside a store with two other mates while being 15 or 16 you buy like 8 beers for an upcoming party and the shop keeper takes a good look at you and says: 14 euros boys
Completely true story, we picked a guy to do a jump in who staggered, pissed, out of his car after driving down the high street. We asked him to go in for us, he said one sec and proceeded to take a piss up the pharmacy window.
We knew we had our man
+TheFartingHippo lmao 😂
TheFartingHippo must have been on one of ur trippa snippas sassy mate 😂
Talk about the old firm Marley, good video again keep up the good work mate 👍
I once got drunk of vodka and I picked up my friends hamster and throw outthrew it at a wall and said Pikachu i choose u
in ireland we say "run inn" for example "Here mate you wouldn't run inn would ya" 👉😎👉
Can ye dae a vid on types of people in school
The art of drinking before you're 21 (in America) is known as "your dad's liquor cabinet"
mate you just explained my pals lmfao, a only get jump ins for MD but patch drinking tonic ahah
Here in the US we call a "jump in"...."hey mister"
That description of a jump in is spot on Marley!
how have you not got well over a million subs!!! you make me laugh too much marley!!!
Me and my friend ended up in tesco after a night out it was like 3am or something, so we got the usual meal deal and then I lost her, so i went and bought my stuff, to then find her after it sitting outside with 3 bags of frozen mashed potato... trying to eat it. It might not sound funny, but I literally hit the floor crying with laughter because of the state she was in!
Glen's vodka anyone?
Aye Most rank vodka ever.
Ino but it got you drunk so yea
Fak3Potato my vod of choice
Fak3Potato no way a put like a wis at ma pals bit and nicked his maws “glens vodka” and put it in orange juice, fuckin shite
Hahaha great video man! The best time drinking I've had is after my prom just about all of my year goes out onto a field and there's a big fire a group of chavs started then one thing leads to another (we get chased off the police) the we take refuge next to an astroturf football pitch and from about 12am - 8am we took numerous trips to the shops to purchase some very very low quality drink, the kind of stuff that costs £2 and comes on a 3 litre bottle like frosty jacks and old English hahah and then I somehow end up getting a taxi to Micky D's with a small group and then pass out on my friends bedroom floor, the end hahaha
Awright mate
Was absolutely smashed at a pub one time with my step brother who was just as drunk. Start trying to play a game of darts. We start firing darts at the board and they kept bouncing off. Come to find out the dart board had a case over it. We musta fired like 10 darts at this board before someone came over and opened up the case. Felt pretty damn smart that night lmao.
I remember being out for my 13th birthday, asking some old lad to go get us 2 bottles of Glens vodka. Me being the absolute idiot I am drank half of the bottle, walked in me house absolutely pissed Infront of my parents and still having a bottle of vodka in my hand, next thing you know I woke up outside at 8 in the morning with an empty bottle of vodka up my jumper
is it bad that I'm 14 and get drunk with friends?
+Dean Smith aye, shouldy started at 11
If you're 14 and you've no got so wrecked your mates think you might need an ambulance then you're no doing it right
Dean Smith aye I'm gettin pished all the time and I'm 12
Dean Smith am 12 and smoke green n drink ahah
Hells yea fuckers I'm 6 and getting my shit fucked up all the time
we called it "fishing", standing near a shop and asking people to go in and get a crate of beer or litres of vodka haha those were the days
I don't know why but "wreck tha hoose joose" really cracked me up, Scottish language is great
jump in explanation is spot on, stood up the town for about fucking 3 hours once waiting on the perfect character, shop had two doors as well so needed a team out the front and the back to make sure they didn't do a runner with the cash
My mum bought my drink !! Drank a 1ltr bottle of southern comfort on Friday in 1 sitting I woke up Sunday fresh as a daisy
The dug fucking buckled watch wit your saying when you say you’ve dabbled 😂😂
The dug is spot on 👌 mean coloured spew tho 😂😂
The contemplating life thing is so true. Every time after a night out I lie there in my bed thinking about anything from politics to the universe.
First time I got drunk off my ass, I accidentally donated my savings to charity. Yes, all of my savings.
do a video on corner shops
Marley gonny discuss lassies like any lassies you've liked or any birds yev pulled
literally watched this video while lying in bed after suffering an all day hangover due to a sunday sesh😂😂
DJ Badboy Friday Night!
Will u ever go back to officer Marley
We call it a carry out in Northern Ireland
Heres one of my drunk storys was at a gaff and i paid him a tenner to have a gaff and gives tones of folk a lift tae his house and he was taking ages so we clibed onto the balcony and into his house cause he left the sliding doors open anyway the party was shite and he was annoying me and me being extremly oot my tots i pished in his ketle
Funniest guy on youtube man lol
Red or Blue MD is the best!! X
"Black Beard's Left Toe IPA" I am Deed
searching the comments fir the wee Americanos that are confused at ae fact people have different laws tae them
So I’m 15 n I like the odd drink so I was waiting outside the shop for someone and I asked first guy I saw n he told me to come in with him after grabbing my tenner, so I thought he was gonna tell shop owners or something. Anyways he surprisingly pays and gives me the can and after that the shopkeeper said “From now on I’ll serve ya”. That random lad helped me big time ;)
Do the old firm marley
In Ireland we say run in and the drink is referred as a carryout 😂
After drinking a bottle of "shite" aka frosty jacks came home and fired my milk as far as i could out the back door like a hand grenade and fell flat on my face in the process
Aye we call it a Jump in as well haha
Lmao I'm using they speaking you showed in that picture xD
In Ireland we call tryna get drink out side an offy 'Fishing' always thought its a funny word for it
THIS IS TOO FUCKING REAL! standing outside the corner shop with your "crew" waiting for 40 bottles of wkd or smirnoff ice yaaas
Do a video on the Scottish quiet casual Saturday way some swedgers n buckets
marleythirteen ma man where u fae im sure heard tht acsent before geez a wee shout out to the boys in drumry
Ma da is sittin wae a bottle o bucky the noo😂😂
We call it "Hey mister!" In the US, due to the creepy lurking around the corner of the packy asking dudes to buy you beer lol
nah always a jump in , getting the soops
So fucking happy no matter where you were in the UK when ya were 14 you knew about K cider hahahahaaa
My sister gets my mates a jump in 😂 I feel like I'm the middle man should make a business doing this
Around March, we were having a party at my mate's and we were playing truth or dare. I chose dare and got told to down a bottle of whiskey. I did so and my speach wasn't even slurred
when I drink I just find everything funny.
good vid mate, keep up good work
Lol Budweiser or good ol Mickey's is good for me!!
Me when I get drunk I just laugh at everything finding funny side of shit
You need to dae wan about keyboard warriors Marley xD
your awesome marley
Ha ha, I used to drink K cider. Guaranteed to get you lifted.
Jack Daniels. Straight. No ice.
hahaha a carry out its so true what u said aboot it😂😂😂
Blue wave is the go to as a high schooler. Shits like $12 a handle
Blue/Red md gets me through life
In Ireland we call waiting for someone to go into the offo "Fishing"
Got drunk before going out at a pals house. He walked into the room having just been for a shower and going mental with the lynx. Standing there in the door, elbow on the frame in nothing but his towel on so I did the only logical thing - set his armpit ablaze.
Long story short, six years and its only just beginning to grow back.
Great video Marley
3L of frosty jacks, getting on a 3 bomb boys
MD 20/20 😂👌🏽
UV blue raspberry vodka
One time, my friend was so drunk that he pulled a fat bird in firewater. Mental stuff
Dae a video on the old firm
Some times I’m bipolar when I drink😂
Do a video on drugs(eccies, acid, green etc)
Do a vid on the old firm
Marley were you in Dundee last week could have sworn I saw you
I'm a happy drunk unless I'm drinkin tequila, when I'm on tequila I turned into an angry fuck that always looks for a fight
Relatable I'm scottish
good days when you have never been hungover even after a night out😂😎
Talk about the old firm but stay on the neutral side or do a video about buck fast please
Discuss the old firm
2 bottles a tonic then yir set
Its shop hanging in Merseyside
Fishing we call it
Discuss Punnies AKA Punishment exercises or Detentions AKA The "This is against my human rights"
MWI
When am pished it's utter bigotry.
old firm pls
ur vids are just amazing :)
Violent drunk😂😂
We Still Call It Jump Ins
My drunk story is...
i've never gotten drunk.
Guess my age.
I'm from a country where you can drink when you're 14
In Canada we call jumping in a “boot”
Great video
video about violence in scotland/scottish football
x12 Budweiser then when your about to hit Dundee's finest nightclubs double voddie and cokes all the way mate
+Jambo M Canny go wrong we double voddies! tearing shit oot of liquid
14 is the age you start with Bucky and mad dogg heavy buzz
Went out got so pissed that when I walked home blacked out halfway woke up 4-5 hours later talkin teh train guard telling him to let me in train feh free
#MAD DOG for the win