MY BITLIFE IS FALLING APART!!
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- Опубліковано 3 січ 2019
- Today I start my a new Life by playing the Life Simulation app game called BitLife...
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My BitLife dudes mother was 29 and his father was 69 when he was born and a year later his father died, then as soon as I started elementary school I got bullied and died at age 11. *_PERFECT LIFE._* I also got diagnosed with depression and anxiety at age 2.
In one of my lives, my parents had a 45 year age Gap and I died at 100 and my dad was still alive at 165
Another one, I died at 4
Also once I also got depression and anxiety at 2
Omg aha the oldest I ever lived to was 98 and I had 1,348,359 dollars or something like that
Hailey 157 I’ve reached 100 twice before
One of my lives I had my mom was 12 and my dad was 17 and my sister was 24 idk how that happened..
My BitLife father was 46
And Mother was 18...
Lauren: *gets together with a girl named Luna*
*luna breaks up with lauren*
Also Lauren: *names first child Luna*
lol
Ava Lowery *LOGIC*
Don't forget that she said that she will probably kill Luna after she broke up with her
Wooow
Lisa # no she didn't lol
"Why are you in jail"
"Oh I just tried to kill someone with a weggy"
"Wait what!!!"
P H XD
WEGGY It's wedgy
Weggy? Its Wedgie
@@backdarkredreaper0008its WEDGIE. So you both were incorrect.
oof human! Sorry not Sorry
lauren- "I can murder someone'"
"no, not yet"
Me-"key word, YET"
Captions say no yeah
Yeah **** captions
Oh
Mi God
I ALWAYS WANTED TO BECOME WILLIAM AFTON 🔪🔪🔪🔪 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸👦👧👦👧👦👧
Thumbs up if you want Lauren to make this a BitLife series!
Delete it...
ITS David
You mean...
David
Anime Mango I totally want her to make more! This was so funny!🤣
YES!!
I was waiting soooo long for someone to make a video on BitLife 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
xX GachaRose xX j'en xx penn made one
Lol same
I keep getting this ad on fb it annoys me so much that I eventually got addicted to it smh
SAME!
OH MY FREAKING GOD LAUREN HEARTED MY COMMENT!!!!!!!
10:40 sorry
11:33 IM SORRY
15:09 oh uhhhh I can explain???
16:31 wow ok thanks
Lmao
Lol
Lmfao
I have strong Heterosexual tendencies..
I MUST BE GAY!
😭😂 ikr why do they even say it like that
True why does it say that-
Are you actually gay? I’ll be supporting you! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
@💜 •CuteMuffin• 💜 mood
@@lindaloreign9346 they props meant this part 5:15 idk if they are or not (i meant aerontyx by it) Lauren is straight if you don't know
Can you do another episode? I laughed during the whole video 😂❤
Shadow Penguin Yasss!!! Lauren! Make more! This series was so funny! 😂
I agree with you
Shadow Penguin yesssss please!
Dave Matthews: Straight, Dance major, alcoholic(?), hot, likes his sister, choreographer, married to Amelia, children named Luna (doesn't like her), Matthew, and Aurora, gambler, divorced Amelia for having a lesbian affair, attempted to murder Amelia but failed, was cheated on by Helena and broke up with her, attempted to murder Helena but failed and was sent to prison and fired, started a prison riot, was very close to having his house repossessed, died at 67, his latest girlfriend Esme skipped his funeral.
Had two grandkids that he apparently never met.
Fiancee to Amelia
Nevermind...
"Why do I have to spend all this money? SHE'S A LESBIAN." 😂
No she has a boyfriend lol almost said girlfriend
P.S. Lauren’s married to bobby
Yellow Crewmate we know?
I had scarlet fever and every time I saw my friend Scarlett she said “I heard you have my fever” lolololol
Yesssssssspls play more of this game I love it
Audrey Sarabeth Do more Lauren!
Mee toooo😍
ÑŒ PÜLSÊ
???
Edit: oh nvm I understand now
i got this game and had to note to myself not to murder, i died by trying to murder a random nun
Was it THE NUN??! 😂🔪😂
Lol
i tryed sending her down the stairways to hell and got myself killed @@poppy-ph3vk
Creeper Catgirl lmfaoo ooooo
lmao
This was hilarious!! I just got the game two days ago and I haven’t had any of the adventures you had. I came here from Deligracy’s channel. Thanks for this!
2:55 " Age three, I'm still alive."
Lauren, calm down this is only your first video on Bitlife! How did you know about the immediate death?
Did anyone notice that Lauren named davids child Luna, which was David’s ex girlfriend from high school???
Jessica Nicole That was the first thing I noticed!😂😂
I thought it was Lola
@@johnnyblades5424 same
Yes 😂 hope Amelia doesn't find out
GASP I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT
I need a series!!!!!
Anyone else?
Reign
ALIVIA KOLEKAMP Yes!
Yes
Yea
Meeeeeeee
Who’s here after her baby announcement! ☺️ Wish you and your family the best 🥳
Laurel? Yanny?
*MoRe LiKe LaUrEn AnD YaMmY*
lol
yes
is that the minecraft thing?
Why did you name ur child the same name as ur ex?
LMAO!! I didn't even realize!! 😂 I just still loved her I guess. 😂
LaurenzSide yeah probably why you hated her the most XD
Because why not?
Lol
LaurenzSide and what’s funny is she was your worst child😂😂😂
Lauren:my life is going pretty good!
Lauren later:MY LIFE IS FALLING APART!!!!!!
Gesis and Leah adventures Yes! LOL!!😂🤣😂🤣
Gesis and Leah adventures lol
Lauren: “No I don’t eat deer!”
*6 months later*
Lauren again: “Try my delicious deer cakes!”
made with 100% *REAL DEER*
@@artsy.stay_ HAHAH
I killed someone by uppercutting someone’s groin
Oh@@tristanmaez9117
I went into BitLife, and this is what I saw
-Start a new random life?
-Name: John GAY
oop
and ur actual name is john XDDD
Oof
LMFAO
Sup, David, you should totally make more videos on this!😂😄
RilesDoesWhatever Me!?!?
@@Viscidsquare040 ha the new lauren WAIT ARE YOU THE NEW LAUREN??????!!!
I totally agree
RilesDoesWhatever I SWEAR I SAW YOU ON MC WTF
David lives in england and goes to elementary school. A school that doesn't exist
Thanks Lauren i just installed it and now will go through the crazyness goodbye!!!! Love your videos please keep making them!!
BrokenScrap Phoneguy is it free
@@stellabella4586 yea
BrokenScrap Phoneguy I haved this game for like forever before it came famous it is amazing
Is it only iphone
@@joe king the gamer wat is the game called
dude! i started playing bitlife because of this video, it’s been over a year since this video has been posted. i’ve been playing bitlife for over a year! wow, honestly, thank you lauren (and yammy) for making this i’ve actually had some really really good memories playing bitlife. it’s crazy to think about!
My life. Was
My dad was 223 my mom was 19. I died at 100 had 64 kids and none of them attended my funeral
Remember Yanny and Laurel
It looks like Yammy and Lauren
MV DancingGuy exactly what I was thinking a year ago
XD
Yes!!!!
Yes that’s what it should be!
UA-cam memes 🤣
Lol she named her first baby after her ex girlfriend 😂
I’m your 100th like :)
NARWHAL
I like the name Luna (Lovegood)
And Luna hater Lauren
Linden_Tree lmao she did that with kokona (from yandere simulator)
“Age 3, i am still alive!” ~ Lauren, 2019
*did Lauren not know Benjamin Franklin had scarlet fever?*
:o oop
You are a big inspiration thank you soooooo much ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Ikr
Yea
You should make a person and live their life in BitLife, and try to recreate it in The Sims.
EDIT: Thank you so much for all the likes. I hope Lauren sees this idea.
PrincessAdel yeah
YES THIS IS A GREAT IDEA
This is genius... i gotta try this
GabbyStr8 Tell me how it ends up working
Yes!!!!
“Oh I can kill someone I’ll do that later” WHY!!! LAUREN !!! WHY!!!
4:16 Dr. Helen Ramsay
I didn’t know Gordon Ramsay had a sister who was a doctor
I got kidnapped and taken to Germany at the age of eight, I murdered a random nun, and performed an exorcism.
H and H Frankle
Best BitLife ever.
The Wandering Soul
It was probably Instlife now that I think of it tbh.
Hannah Person Probably was.
In instlife I died at 1
omg lol at first i thought you were talking about real life lol omg
6:02 Trisha HAMILTON
Trisha is now my favourite character
Edit: Thanks for all the likes
Also when I played this I named all my kids after Hamilton people
Yes hamilham!
I’m pure Hamiltrash
Ophelia Barile we are all Hamitrash
Um yes, look at my username sis.
y ES she is (helpLESS-) amAzinG
👏👏👏👏👏👌
u should of kept the baby then repair the volvo
Kyllah Vandie good reference
????
OH THAT VIDEO 100 babies Wait
am i right
I understood that reference
I just really want to see more of this, Lauren and her Bitlives 😂
Did anyone else notice David Matthews named his daughter after his ex girlfriend
n o yeah
n o yea
n o
y e s
n o yeah.....
Yep yep yeppety yep
I dunno what I just done
One of my dudes on BitLife got his girlfriend pregnant at age 14 and she was 15. They ended up having 7 kids 😐
omg...its the weaslys
I once got mine pregnant at 14. She gave birth at 15. She had over 20 kids
Harlow’sLife Well technically a 14y guy can get a 15y girl pregnant in real life too
Harlow’sLife i was 35 in BitLife and oh child died at the age of six by getting struck by lightning 😩😑
Yaay babiesssss
15:31 Lauren sounds like a 5 year old after being grounded
Omg I hope they add siblings and, that popularity meter.
OKAY, this is my BitLife story....
Karalana Walker was born to Peter & Delyse Walker in Jamaica. She had a 4 year older sister named Irie.
She was really good in school and later became a financial analyst. When she was 16 she dated 15 year old Romeo Reid, they later married when they were 19 and 18.
Karalana and Romeo had 28 children and 20 grandchildren. Karalana outlived 9 of her kids and both her parents and sister. Romeo died at the age of 100 and 3 years later Karalana also died.
REST IN PEACE ✝️ (death order)
===============================
Peter Walker - 66 (chest infection)
Delyse Walker - 80 (crack overdose)
Irie Walker - 74 (respiratory infection)
Kimona Reid - 48 (meth overdose)
Henry Reid - 67 (thumb infection)
Delmar Reid - 71 (diabetes)
Kiyana Reid - 74 (parkinson's)
Ziggy Reid - 68 (epilepsy seizure)
Sammy Reid - 74 (natural causes)
Harvey Reid - 69 (respiratory infection)
Jarvis Reid - 78 (natural causes)
Romeo Reid - 100 (natural causes)
Armstrong Reid - 75 (stroke)
And last but not least...
Karalana Walker - 103 (natural causes)
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FUN FACT
The oldest daughter of Karalana and Romeo is Taniyah and she was 90+ years old. She became the oldest living child.
In Jamaica some people killing people who like the same-sex
Woah alot of kids
I mean......people can die from being fainted😂....
Lexi Unicorn yeah
Boop Buffy some of the kids were gay but had children with the other gender
"You have strong heterosexual tendencies. Must be gay!" 😂
101th
wut?
Galaxy Stars Anne Pham watch the video
Heterosexual is where you marry the opposite gender, so straight.
Stephen Atkinson we aren't 3. We don't need sexualities explained to us
It’s crazy that she’s pregnant now. I’m so happy for her!
I agree. When I saw that I was so shocked. But, I am also happy for her. Her and Bobby are so cute together.💖
One time I had a daughetr in Bitlife and named her
Leah Lee, maybe her and Matthew Matthews can date someday
Please play this game again, also you could have your Insagram follower control your bitlife
Yesss
yesh you are so smart
Bitlife where you lose your life playing a fake one
emoji tube I think it’s more like lose your soul... like fortnite
lol true
Z krew
Lmao true
I’ve been watching a couple people play BitLife and it’s so addicting. 💕
what she didn’t know is a couple months later she became the bitlife queen!!
You should play InstLife and compare it to BitLife
Agreed, much better lol
Instlife is on ios now
Josh Nun Ohh, I didn’t know. Thanks for telling me
Yeah! I honestly prefer Instlife
Yeah instalife was first
umm i thought i entered lauren's channel but i was wrong i entered david's channel WHO THE HECK IS DAVID!!!!!
OMG i got a heart from Lauren 😀😀
how did you get/make your profile pic?
dollify
@@trashinred9004 thank you!!
you got a heart from Lauren!!! congratulations!!!
Monmon Sparkle Np
14:28 Lauren: "*WHAT A LITTLE SNOT!!!*" while talking about her daughter XD
Me and my cousins were staying up till 12:43 at night and my cousin )played bitlife and had...
A one night stand,
Dated like 10 girls
Had 10 exes.
Commit crimes
Strangled somebody by putting underwear over their head.
Got arrested.
Didn't go to college because I told him not to.
Became a exorsist
My other cousin didn't understand what he was doing,Meanwhile,Me and him were laughing our butts off.
Good times.
...…….Lauren is a dancer now....well....ok...…..TIK TOK MEME-----WOW U CAN REALLY DANCE....
GalaxyGamer he zed we've both been dancing all diz time oh what a quesadaaaaaaunce
XD …..amazing...@@call_me_ari339
The video is mainly of you screaming AMELIAAAA 😂😂
Lauren after u watched this you helped me discover BitLife and because of you I absolutely LOVE this game!!! Thank you soooo much for showing me this game. Ur the best!!!
My friend told me that one time they where engaged for 45 years cuz they could not afford a wedding😅
You named your first child after your ex Lol
Crappy Animationz lol
@Crappy Animationz I hoped I wasn’t the only one who noticed that😂 that’s why I was looking in the comment section!!!
Ikr
I have this game and my wife 60 and she’s pregnant... is it possible?
chicachu Yes, my wife was pregnant at 62
Yes
ye
chicachu
In BitLife anything is possible. :)
Yes it is. I mean Donald trump was 60 70ish when he had his last kid😕 its not normal though because most of the egg cells are dead. But on the plus side no more periods! 😂😅😶
Yay for Sheffield, UK!!!!! I cant belive David matthews was born in such a great place!
lauren: why luna!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont you now Im dave matthews?!
me: his name is david mathews!
HUGE fan lauren!!!!!
0:41 can we take a moment to realize how pretty yammy and lauren are
Agreed they both are queens!
Almost yanny and laurel 😮
BackToSweetCreature n o s t o p
Bit life is my fave app! Like if u agree!!
Is in one of my favorites but not my favorite
Posted 5 mins ago but comment from 21 mins ago
Hi
Do you know if it's also on mobile? Cuz I don't have a iPhone
I just started playing this and now I am addicted. I started because of Lauren and I don't regret it!
When I was 8 I got scarlet fever it got in my eyes...okay bye now
4:30 why did Lauren sound disappointed that David Matthews was straight lol
15:15 Lauren it looks like the scenario with your wife means your Ross Geller 😂
are u talking about the tv programme friends
Oh yeah lol
That's what I was thinking :)))
LOL
The way Lauren said baby at the start made me laugh
8:01 LMAO Lauren’s face
david- hmm you can murder someone
Me- yep she's gonna do it
David- not yet
Me-rlly rlly
David- Ima go get drunk on vodka.
Me- HEAK NO
When I played this my father was 69 and the mother was 19•-•
I played it once. My mom was 13 and my dad was 70 '-'
Thundergacha2018 mine was similar. On my 4th life my dad was 63 and my mother was 27. I questioned if this was legal.
.......•-• 😐😐
Sugar daddy
Whoa...
I just started playing recently haha. In one of my lives, my wife and I had like 8 kids and 2 were named Edoardo. In another, my mother died when I was 2 from choking on an olive and she left me like $450,000. I ended up dating some girl at age 13, she got pregnant at 15, and we ended up having 6 kids. After 39 years of marriage, she wanted a divorce and the judge ordered her to pay me $1.7 million. I think I ended up dying after I got bitten by a crocodile that I came across while out for a coffee, and I went to pet it.
*Maggie wants to know why you're asking her out when you already have a gf*
_I just wanna live my life Maggie damN_
My name is amelia which makes me feel weird
STop MaKinG SO MAnny ChIlDREn
Same xD
😂
Omg same!!!
Someone in my class name is Amelia
You named your first kid Luna, your fairy horse in one life
You named your second Matthew, for your last name Matthew
You named your third kid Aurora, Yammy’s fairy horse in one life
SO MANY COINCIDENCES
You are right!
Lauren Matthew is a adorable name. :)
Also, there's a UA-camr named Matthew, with a kid named Luna
Also, Luna was her EX girlfriend
R W
She also named her first kid after Matthew’s ex🤫
*Lauren:breaks up with luna*
*Also Lauren: names the child luna*
14:54 Lauren: oh my life’s pretty good down there.
15:41 also Lauren : THIS IS NOT FAIR! MY LIFE IS FALLING APART!!
Me: great job Lauren
I got a new born with cancer.
I assaulted my kid.
I was a drug addict.
I had 10 kids.
I was a smart and good looking.
I illegally immigrated.
Sounds legit
Lovely
o h
They can’t all be good lives, but they can still be interesting!
ShnowBowl Ramen is Great woahw , your life was amazing looking 😂
Your Bitlife is falling apart? Oh girl I get chu
*my life is falling apart*
same
Edgy.
I read the thumbnail as my life is Falling apart.
Andrea loves Gachas oof
Relatable
15:18 got an ad for a quiz titled "does he/she love you?"
Once I married someone in BitLife and I turned out to be royalty in BitLife, I was Royal and a millionaire
DavidzSide
HiddenUnderAHood lol yea she’s David now
Hahahahahahahahahah Davidzside
BitLife: “YOU HAVE KIDNEY STONES!”
Lauren: “Fantastic I’m so excited”😂😂😂
Hello Lauren I am watching this 2 years later and I NEED to say you helped me though A LOT like you do not even understand you are so nice I love your vids you are like My first favorite UA-camr you are so GOOD
I can not believe that lauren started a trend you go girl
Make a series of you trying to get all 24 BitLife ribbons it is a bit challenging
xd a *bit* challenging
Yesssssssssss!!!
Yes! That would be so fun to watch!!!!!
Rustin K. I got them it’s easy for me
I only got wasteful, academic,Rich, and hero oof
My real name is Amelia...
Every single time Lauren says Amelia in this video I keep looking over like ‘What-‘
You mean first name?
Amelia is my name to
Sophia Yang - Yeah, I said full name cause I’m mostly called by my nickname
@@m33zerella so your real name?
Sophia Yang - Yeah basically
And here is when Yammy and Lauren started a trend
“Some of your friends are eating reindeer hotdogs” me: oh no... this not gonna be good
Rip Rudolph lol
What Rudolf ate after not being invited to the 15th reindeer games...
Unrelated story about BitLife: I was exploring a new feature, Crime, but then I sneezed. Of course, when you sneeze, your whole body moves. You can’t control it. So I accidentally murdered my newborn baby when I was 26. Feel. My. Pain.
Omfg lol
Wait... but if you held your phone in one hand and accidentally pressed the murder action with the other...
How did you cover your nose and mouth?
I was playing on a tablet on a table. Don’t worry, I’m not a living germ :)
I just realized... Yanny and Laurel... Yammy and Lauren..
Ikr lol
:0
Who else was thinking "WOAH! Technology!!" Nobody? Okay
meeeee
@Jerry Smith no one asked you to reply Jerry. Take you and your opinion to another comment because I don't want no part of it.
@Jerry Smith look dude, I don't know what has got your panties up in a bunch. But I'd appreciate it if you took your opinions somewhere else
Guys dont be mean to little Jerry, poor little boy!
@Jerry Smith u shut up
You think Matthew Matthews is bad/
Someone in my schools name is:
Edward Edward Edwards 😂
Nice
*I see your notifaction I click ily!*
*AHHH I GOT HEARTED!*
I have this game and everyone rejected me when I asked them to the dance...
What game
@@brookeromanski9904 bitlife
Rip
How sad
Cri
11:56
“AT A RESTAURANT”
I don’t see whats wrong with marying someone in a restaurant, my parents got maried in one..
I don’t think she’s saying anything’s wrong with it. It’s just because it’s not a common wedding place.
Theres a riot
Lauren: THATS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!