MY BITLIFE IS FALLING APART!!

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  • @kimjinhwan946
    @kimjinhwan946 5 років тому +6698

    Thumbs up if you want Lauren to make this a BitLife series!

  • @eddiekaspbraksfannypack137
    @eddiekaspbraksfannypack137 5 років тому +1887

    My BitLife dudes mother was 29 and his father was 69 when he was born and a year later his father died, then as soon as I started elementary school I got bullied and died at age 11. *_PERFECT LIFE._* I also got diagnosed with depression and anxiety at age 2.

    • @tiantian5693
      @tiantian5693 5 років тому +178

      In one of my lives, my parents had a 45 year age Gap and I died at 100 and my dad was still alive at 165
      Another one, I died at 4
      Also once I also got depression and anxiety at 2

    • @hailey1576
      @hailey1576 5 років тому +68

      Omg aha the oldest I ever lived to was 98 and I had 1,348,359 dollars or something like that

    • @fortzprod.8096
      @fortzprod.8096 5 років тому +24

      Hailey 157 I’ve reached 100 twice before

    • @hayli8437
      @hayli8437 5 років тому +90

      One of my lives I had my mom was 12 and my dad was 17 and my sister was 24 idk how that happened..

    • @wooddent2966
      @wooddent2966 5 років тому +40

      My BitLife father was 46
      And Mother was 18...

  • @sarabethtf
    @sarabethtf 5 років тому +460

    Yesssssssspls play more of this game I love it

  • @patience4368
    @patience4368 5 років тому +1226

    "Why are you in jail"
    "Oh I just tried to kill someone with a weggy"
    "Wait what!!!"

  • @aray2272
    @aray2272 5 років тому +2239

    Lauren: *gets together with a girl named Luna*
    *luna breaks up with lauren*
    Also Lauren: *names first child Luna*

    • @anareed6140
      @anareed6140 5 років тому +13

      lol

    • @bigfatrat5127
      @bigfatrat5127 5 років тому +31

      Ava Lowery *LOGIC*

    • @tearsofboredom7956
      @tearsofboredom7956 5 років тому +37

      Don't forget that she said that she will probably kill Luna after she broke up with her

    • @ine5313
      @ine5313 5 років тому +4

      Wooow

    • @angixea_
      @angixea_ 5 років тому +4

      Ava Lowery I love the name Luna

  • @savannahhayes9944
    @savannahhayes9944 5 років тому +634

    I was waiting soooo long for someone to make a video on BitLife 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trashinred9004
      @trashinred9004 5 років тому +3

      xX GachaRose xX j'en xx penn made one

    • @abt9sr333
      @abt9sr333 5 років тому +1

      Lol same

    • @OwOAwAUwU
      @OwOAwAUwU 5 років тому +3

      I keep getting this ad on fb it annoys me so much that I eventually got addicted to it smh

    • @ohnoodles2521
      @ohnoodles2521 5 років тому +1

      SAME!

    • @savannahhayes9944
      @savannahhayes9944 5 років тому +3

      OH MY FREAKING GOD LAUREN HEARTED MY COMMENT!!!!!!!

  • @pomp2237
    @pomp2237 5 років тому +275

    Can you do another episode? I laughed during the whole video 😂❤

    • @erikagames2751
      @erikagames2751 5 років тому +3

      Shadow Penguin Yasss!!! Lauren! Make more! This series was so funny! 😂

    • @galaxymewmew2437
      @galaxymewmew2437 5 років тому +3

      I agree with you

    • @peggleblastlover
      @peggleblastlover 5 років тому +2

      Shadow Penguin yesssss please!

  • @ar_done_with_this
    @ar_done_with_this 5 років тому +131

    10:40 sorry
    11:33 IM SORRY
    15:09 oh uhhhh I can explain???
    16:31 wow ok thanks

  • @aliviakolekamp3539
    @aliviakolekamp3539 5 років тому +348

    I need a series!!!!!
    Anyone else?

  • @shakeylakey1111
    @shakeylakey1111 5 років тому +47

    Dave Matthews: Straight, Dance major, alcoholic(?), hot, likes his sister, choreographer, married to Amelia, children named Luna (doesn't like her), Matthew, and Aurora, gambler, divorced Amelia for having a lesbian affair, attempted to murder Amelia but failed, was cheated on by Helena and broke up with her, attempted to murder Helena but failed and was sent to prison and fired, started a prison riot, was very close to having his house repossessed, died at 67, his latest girlfriend Esme skipped his funeral.
    Had two grandkids that he apparently never met.

  • @rajendrapatel1651
    @rajendrapatel1651 5 років тому +1376

    Why did you name ur child the same name as ur ex?

    • @LaurenZside
      @LaurenZside  5 років тому +651

      LMAO!! I didn't even realize!! 😂 I just still loved her I guess. 😂

    • @Tadpole_Plyrr2
      @Tadpole_Plyrr2 5 років тому +71

      LaurenzSide yeah probably why you hated her the most XD

    • @biancasimons6472
      @biancasimons6472 5 років тому +32

      Because why not?

    • @gaferahmed4343
      @gaferahmed4343 5 років тому +16

      Lol

    • @delaneyhipwell7310
      @delaneyhipwell7310 5 років тому +28

      LaurenzSide and what’s funny is she was your worst child😂😂😂

  • @zombiegirlie4598
    @zombiegirlie4598 5 років тому +216

    lauren- "I can murder someone'"
    "no, not yet"
    Me-"key word, YET"

    • @YellowCrew_
      @YellowCrew_ 3 роки тому +1

      Captions say no yeah

    • @Dowgggggg
      @Dowgggggg 2 роки тому

      Yeah **** captions

    • @irisvonpressentin9632
      @irisvonpressentin9632 2 роки тому

      Oh
      Mi God

    • @Dowgggggg
      @Dowgggggg 2 роки тому

      I ALWAYS WANTED TO BECOME WILLIAM AFTON 🔪🔪🔪🔪 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸👦👧👦👧👦👧

  • @woww8148
    @woww8148 5 років тому +260

    OKAY, this is my BitLife story....
    Karalana Walker was born to Peter & Delyse Walker in Jamaica. She had a 4 year older sister named Irie.
    She was really good in school and later became a financial analyst. When she was 16 she dated 15 year old Romeo Reid, they later married when they were 19 and 18.
    Karalana and Romeo had 28 children and 20 grandchildren. Karalana outlived 9 of her kids and both her parents and sister. Romeo died at the age of 100 and 3 years later Karalana also died.
    REST IN PEACE ✝️ (death order)
    ===============================
    Peter Walker - 66 (chest infection)
    Delyse Walker - 80 (crack overdose)
    Irie Walker - 74 (respiratory infection)
    Kimona Reid - 48 (meth overdose)
    Henry Reid - 67 (thumb infection)
    Delmar Reid - 71 (diabetes)
    Kiyana Reid - 74 (parkinson's)
    Ziggy Reid - 68 (epilepsy seizure)
    Sammy Reid - 74 (natural causes)
    Harvey Reid - 69 (respiratory infection)
    Jarvis Reid - 78 (natural causes)
    Romeo Reid - 100 (natural causes)
    Armstrong Reid - 75 (stroke)
    And last but not least...
    Karalana Walker - 103 (natural causes)
    ===============================
    FUN FACT
    The oldest daughter of Karalana and Romeo is Taniyah and she was 90+ years old. She became the oldest living child.

    • @blameitonmillie5506
      @blameitonmillie5506 5 років тому +2

      In Jamaica some people killing people who like the same-sex

    • @lexiunicorn3505
      @lexiunicorn3505 5 років тому +1

      Woah alot of kids

    • @twerq
      @twerq 5 років тому +1

      I mean......people can die from being fainted😂....

    • @woww8148
      @woww8148 5 років тому +1

      Lexi Unicorn yeah

    • @woww8148
      @woww8148 5 років тому +1

      Boop Buffy some of the kids were gay but had children with the other gender

  • @RilesDoesWhatever
    @RilesDoesWhatever 5 років тому +700

    Sup, David, you should totally make more videos on this!😂😄

  • @opheliabarile4856
    @opheliabarile4856 5 років тому +384

    6:02 Trisha HAMILTON
    Trisha is now my favourite character
    Edit: Thanks for all the likes
    Also when I played this I named all my kids after Hamilton people

  • @junemoonie
    @junemoonie 5 років тому +948

    I have strong Heterosexual tendencies..
    I MUST BE GAY!

    • @slamzam
      @slamzam 5 років тому +25

      😭😂 ikr why do they even say it like that

    • @blxckpxrxde4263
      @blxckpxrxde4263 5 років тому +10

      True why does it say that-

    • @lindaloreign9346
      @lindaloreign9346 5 років тому +15

      Are you actually gay? I’ll be supporting you! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @venti6449
      @venti6449 4 роки тому +2

      @💜 •CuteMuffin• 💜 mood

    • @rosy_chan283
      @rosy_chan283 4 роки тому +4

      @@lindaloreign9346 they props meant this part 5:15 idk if they are or not (i meant aerontyx by it) Lauren is straight if you don't know

  • @dr.temperancebrennan
    @dr.temperancebrennan 5 років тому +477

    "You have strong heterosexual tendencies. Must be gay!" 😂

  • @bee7160
    @bee7160 5 років тому +758

    Lol she named her first baby after her ex girlfriend 😂

    • @AlexBamZ
      @AlexBamZ 5 років тому +7

      I’m your 100th like :)

    • @vampyro777
      @vampyro777 5 років тому +2

      NARWHAL

    • @kyoka1528
      @kyoka1528 5 років тому +6

      I like the name Luna (Lovegood)

    • @salem-01
      @salem-01 5 років тому +1

      And Luna hater Lauren

    • @pinklemonade1115
      @pinklemonade1115 5 років тому +2

      Linden_Tree lmao she did that with kokona (from yandere simulator)

  • @micahkeoni22
    @micahkeoni22 5 років тому +370

    Remember Yanny and Laurel
    It looks like Yammy and Lauren

  • @rory8624
    @rory8624 4 роки тому +29

    dude! i started playing bitlife because of this video, it’s been over a year since this video has been posted. i’ve been playing bitlife for over a year! wow, honestly, thank you lauren (and yammy) for making this i’ve actually had some really really good memories playing bitlife. it’s crazy to think about!

  • @princessadel1631
    @princessadel1631 5 років тому +254

    You should make a person and live their life in BitLife, and try to recreate it in The Sims.
    EDIT: Thank you so much for all the likes. I hope Lauren sees this idea.

  • @sharky.1o686
    @sharky.1o686 5 років тому +90

    Lauren:my life is going pretty good!
    Lauren later:MY LIFE IS FALLING APART!!!!!!

    • @erikagames2751
      @erikagames2751 5 років тому

      Gesis and Leah adventures Yes! LOL!!😂🤣😂🤣

    • @amadalluvia
      @amadalluvia 5 років тому

      Gesis and Leah adventures lol

  • @aubreycatlin7397
    @aubreycatlin7397 5 років тому +217

    Please play this game again, also you could have your Insagram follower control your bitlife

  • @r0tting...t33th9
    @r0tting...t33th9 5 років тому +59

    2:55 " Age three, I'm still alive."
    Lauren, calm down this is only your first video on Bitlife! How did you know about the immediate death?

  • @fallenstranger4735
    @fallenstranger4735 5 років тому +137

    Thanks Lauren i just installed it and now will go through the crazyness goodbye!!!! Love your videos please keep making them!!

    • @stellabella4586
      @stellabella4586 5 років тому +1

      BrokenScrap Phoneguy is it free

    • @pamelaa30
      @pamelaa30 5 років тому +1

      @@stellabella4586 yea

    • @kayleejade7237
      @kayleejade7237 5 років тому +2

      BrokenScrap Phoneguy I haved this game for like forever before it came famous it is amazing

    • @apricotrain317
      @apricotrain317 5 років тому +1

      Is it only iphone

    • @apricotrain317
      @apricotrain317 5 років тому +1

      @@joe king the gamer wat is the game called

  • @jessicanicole8384
    @jessicanicole8384 5 років тому +166

    Did anyone notice that Lauren named davids child Luna, which was David’s ex girlfriend from high school???

  • @renthewerecat
    @renthewerecat 5 років тому +375

    i got this game and had to note to myself not to murder, i died by trying to murder a random nun

  • @thedisguise3538
    @thedisguise3538 4 роки тому +55

    "Why do I have to spend all this money? SHE'S A LESBIAN." 😂

    • @YellowCrew_
      @YellowCrew_ 3 роки тому +3

      No she has a boyfriend lol almost said girlfriend
      P.S. Lauren’s married to bobby

    • @ogkubzscouter743
      @ogkubzscouter743 3 роки тому +4

      Yellow Crewmate we know?

    • @marinagib
      @marinagib 2 місяці тому

      Hi

    • @marinagib
      @marinagib 2 місяці тому

      @@YellowCrew_I remember

  • @scarlettcarlile26
    @scarlettcarlile26 5 років тому +89

    You are a big inspiration thank you soooooo much ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @hannah-tl1yy
    @hannah-tl1yy 5 років тому +219

    I got kidnapped and taken to Germany at the age of eight, I murdered a random nun, and performed an exorcism.

    • @hannah-tl1yy
      @hannah-tl1yy 5 років тому +16

      H and H Frankle
      Best BitLife ever.

    • @hannah-tl1yy
      @hannah-tl1yy 5 років тому +5

      The Wandering Soul
      It was probably Instlife now that I think of it tbh.

    • @medicore5724
      @medicore5724 5 років тому +2

      Hannah Person Probably was.

    • @rookiebat
      @rookiebat 5 років тому +5

      In instlife I died at 1

    • @rachelewoodruff1376
      @rachelewoodruff1376 5 років тому +2

      omg lol at first i thought you were talking about real life lol omg

  • @niall362
    @niall362 5 років тому +295

    Bitlife where you lose your life playing a fake one

  • @brybryzz
    @brybryzz 4 роки тому +98

    Lauren: “No I don’t eat deer!”
    *6 months later*
    Lauren again: “Try my delicious deer cakes!”

    • @artsy.stay_
      @artsy.stay_ Рік тому +3

      made with 100% *REAL DEER*

    • @brybryzz
      @brybryzz Рік тому +1

      @@artsy.stay_ HAHAH

    • @tristanmaez9117
      @tristanmaez9117 Рік тому +1

      I killed someone by uppercutting someone’s groin

    • @moonysdeath
      @moonysdeath 4 місяці тому

      Oh​@@tristanmaez9117

  • @lesedi1896
    @lesedi1896 5 років тому +1134

    You should play InstLife and compare it to BitLife

    • @Toria1982
      @Toria1982 5 років тому +15

      Agreed, much better lol

    • @deliren135
      @deliren135 5 років тому +17

      Instlife is on ios now

    • @lesedi1896
      @lesedi1896 5 років тому +8

      Josh Nun Ohh, I didn’t know. Thanks for telling me

    • @deviqnt
      @deviqnt 5 років тому +33

      Yeah! I honestly prefer Instlife

    • @emmapierce8566
      @emmapierce8566 5 років тому +29

      Yeah instalife was first

  • @tala_alatawi780
    @tala_alatawi780 5 років тому +574

    umm i thought i entered lauren's channel but i was wrong i entered david's channel WHO THE HECK IS DAVID!!!!!
    OMG i got a heart from Lauren 😀😀

  • @izzyboop704
    @izzyboop704 5 років тому +75

    david- hmm you can murder someone
    Me- yep she's gonna do it
    David- not yet
    Me-rlly rlly
    David- Ima go get drunk on vodka.
    Me- HEAK NO

  • @beaisarat0573
    @beaisarat0573 5 років тому +44

    I had scarlet fever and every time I saw my friend Scarlett she said “I heard you have my fever” lolololol

  • @mlnglvlty
    @mlnglvlty 5 років тому +713

    Did anyone else notice David Matthews named his daughter after his ex girlfriend

  • @neongray7959
    @neongray7959 5 років тому +100

    4:30 why did Lauren sound disappointed that David Matthews was straight lol

  • @lishiee6738
    @lishiee6738 5 років тому +205

    One of my dudes on BitLife got his girlfriend pregnant at age 14 and she was 15. They ended up having 7 kids 😐

    • @stinkylizard625
      @stinkylizard625 5 років тому +14

      omg...its the weaslys

    • @aliyahleon8709
      @aliyahleon8709 5 років тому +13

      I once got mine pregnant at 14. She gave birth at 15. She had over 20 kids

    • @dundee6402
      @dundee6402 5 років тому

      Harlow’sLife Well technically a 14y guy can get a 15y girl pregnant in real life too

    • @autumnmcrae1133
      @autumnmcrae1133 5 років тому

      Harlow’sLife i was 35 in BitLife and oh child died at the age of six by getting struck by lightning 😩😑

    • @ine5313
      @ine5313 5 років тому

      Yaay babiesssss

  • @jimins_thighs_are_everythi6894
    @jimins_thighs_are_everythi6894 5 років тому +24

    This was hilarious!! I just got the game two days ago and I haven’t had any of the adventures you had. I came here from Deligracy’s channel. Thanks for this!

  • @Gemini_-ri6pq
    @Gemini_-ri6pq 5 років тому +165

    Bit life is my fave app! Like if u agree!!

  • @crappyanimationz9433
    @crappyanimationz9433 5 років тому +93

    You named your first child after your ex Lol

    • @erikagames2751
      @erikagames2751 5 років тому

      Crappy Animationz lol

    • @oliviaspychala7247
      @oliviaspychala7247 5 років тому +3

      @Crappy Animationz I hoped I wasn’t the only one who noticed that😂 that’s why I was looking in the comment section!!!

    • @rxmenqt
      @rxmenqt 5 років тому

      Ikr

  • @thefrostedflakes3265
    @thefrostedflakes3265 5 років тому +55

    0:41 can we take a moment to realize how pretty yammy and lauren are

  • @untitledmutt
    @untitledmutt 5 років тому +42

    Laurel? Yanny?
    *MoRe LiKe LaUrEn AnD YaMmY*

  • @kiss4lyn
    @kiss4lyn 5 років тому +56

    Lauren: Man life sucks -_-
    Yammy: Its fine look at this
    Lauren: OK ♡
    Yammy:I'm such a good freind
    Btw congrats on all your subs

  • @lilyposkozim6287
    @lilyposkozim6287 5 років тому +99

    Trust Lauren to name her baby after her ex.

  • @Amelia._.dixon1
    @Amelia._.dixon1 5 років тому +449

    My name is amelia which makes me feel weird

  • @lmichala_o7l486
    @lmichala_o7l486 4 роки тому +18

    Who’s here after her baby announcement! ☺️ Wish you and your family the best 🥳

  • @sooodby
    @sooodby 5 років тому +40

    ...…….Lauren is a dancer now....well....ok...…..TIK TOK MEME-----WOW U CAN REALLY DANCE....

    • @call_me_ari339
      @call_me_ari339 5 років тому +1

      GalaxyGamer he zed we've both been dancing all diz time oh what a quesadaaaaaaunce

    • @sooodby
      @sooodby 5 років тому +1

      XD …..amazing...@@call_me_ari339

  • @rw7516
    @rw7516 5 років тому +213

    You named your first kid Luna, your fairy horse in one life
    You named your second Matthew, for your last name Matthew
    You named your third kid Aurora, Yammy’s fairy horse in one life
    SO MANY COINCIDENCES

    • @isabellamartinez5884
      @isabellamartinez5884 5 років тому +1

      You are right!

    • @peachtea7269
      @peachtea7269 5 років тому +1

      Lauren Matthew is a adorable name. :)

    • @nicholaszack5043
      @nicholaszack5043 5 років тому +2

      Also, there's a UA-camr named Matthew, with a kid named Luna

    • @boketto4714
      @boketto4714 5 років тому +1

      Also, Luna was her EX girlfriend

    • @earth2ravenn
      @earth2ravenn 5 років тому +1

      R W
      She also named her first kid after Matthew’s ex🤫

  • @idkwhattomakemychannelname9613
    @idkwhattomakemychannelname9613 5 років тому +50

    I just realized... Yanny and Laurel... Yammy and Lauren..

  • @marleystevens1707
    @marleystevens1707 5 років тому +44

    “Oh I can kill someone I’ll do that later” WHY!!! LAUREN !!! WHY!!!

  • @NoName-wl7oz
    @NoName-wl7oz 5 років тому +173

    I got a new born with cancer.
    I assaulted my kid.
    I was a drug addict.
    I had 10 kids.
    I was a smart and good looking.
    I illegally immigrated.

  • @_0egghead0_82
    @_0egghead0_82 5 років тому +191

    When I played this my father was 69 and the mother was 19•-•

    • @sd_card9826
      @sd_card9826 5 років тому +42

      I played it once. My mom was 13 and my dad was 70 '-'

    • @aljsnwbwj8539
      @aljsnwbwj8539 5 років тому +16

      Thundergacha2018 mine was similar. On my 4th life my dad was 63 and my mother was 27. I questioned if this was legal.

    • @blackwolf9698
      @blackwolf9698 5 років тому +5

      .......•-• 😐😐

    • @StarrTheWitch
      @StarrTheWitch 5 років тому +10

      Sugar daddy

    • @erikagames2751
      @erikagames2751 5 років тому +4

      Whoa...

  • @emverycool
    @emverycool 5 років тому +68

    15:15 Lauren it looks like the scenario with your wife means your Ross Geller 😂

  • @johnzhengphotographychannel
    @johnzhengphotographychannel 5 років тому +27

    I went into BitLife, and this is what I saw
    -Start a new random life?
    -Name: John GAY

  • @m33zerella
    @m33zerella 5 років тому +133

    My real name is Amelia...
    Every single time Lauren says Amelia in this video I keep looking over like ‘What-‘

    • @tiantian5693
      @tiantian5693 5 років тому +6

      You mean first name?

    • @spacecowgirl4885
      @spacecowgirl4885 5 років тому +2

      Amelia is my name to

    • @m33zerella
      @m33zerella 5 років тому +3

      Sophia Yang - Yeah, I said full name cause I’m mostly called by my nickname

    • @tiantian5693
      @tiantian5693 5 років тому +1

      @@m33zerella so your real name?

    • @m33zerella
      @m33zerella 5 років тому +1

      Sophia Yang - Yeah basically

  • @blehblah613
    @blehblah613 5 років тому +40

    The video is mainly of you screaming AMELIAAAA 😂😂

  • @angelenaeubank
    @angelenaeubank 5 років тому +27

    BitLife: “YOU HAVE KIDNEY STONES!”
    Lauren: “Fantastic I’m so excited”😂😂😂

  • @CH1MS1
    @CH1MS1 5 років тому +19

    4:16 Dr. Helen Ramsay
    I didn’t know Gordon Ramsay had a sister who was a doctor

  • @rustink.7723
    @rustink.7723 5 років тому +75

    Make a series of you trying to get all 24 BitLife ribbons it is a bit challenging

    • @celestialkitten
      @celestialkitten 5 років тому +1

      xd a *bit* challenging

    • @CB-qt8zq
      @CB-qt8zq 5 років тому +1

      Yesssssssssss!!!

    • @gillian1774
      @gillian1774 5 років тому +1

      Yes! That would be so fun to watch!!!!!

    • @lolabest2737
      @lolabest2737 5 років тому

      Rustin K. I got them it’s easy for me

    • @isaiah8112
      @isaiah8112 5 років тому

      I only got wasteful, academic,Rich, and hero oof

  • @guyfieri1359
    @guyfieri1359 5 років тому +156

    I have this game and everyone rejected me when I asked them to the dance...

  • @Joseph_417
    @Joseph_417 5 років тому +107

    When a digital life is better then your actual life
    Also...
    Who won the war between Russia and Australia?

  • @hanhanpanpan
    @hanhanpanpan 3 роки тому +12

    “Age 3, i am still alive!” ~ Lauren, 2019

  • @soullymoon9493
    @soullymoon9493 5 років тому +116

    So uh...my name is Helena and my brothers name is David...... *Great*

    • @nysmidnight
      @nysmidnight 5 років тому +10

      yOur brOthEr iS laUrEn

    • @Benbadoobee
      @Benbadoobee 5 років тому +3

      My name is also David Say hi to your brother from meh

    • @mrsKarrot86
      @mrsKarrot86 5 років тому +2

      How u get app I on Android.
      XD My grammar XD

    • @drowned_rat
      @drowned_rat 5 років тому +1

      iS yOur HUsBand’S nAmE laUrEN???

    • @derekschmitz3488
      @derekschmitz3488 5 років тому

      @@mrsKarrot86 you join the beta group and they give you a link. Google search bitlife beta android and fill out the questions

  • @kenadiesalmon7148
    @kenadiesalmon7148 5 років тому +100

    Hahaha :Lauren:IM FAILING AT LIFE!!!!!
    :me:IM FAILING AT LIFE TOO!!!!

  • @Negative_zerio
    @Negative_zerio 5 років тому +61

    Your Bitlife is falling apart? Oh girl I get chu
    *my life is falling apart*

  • @STAAR_KIING15
    @STAAR_KIING15 4 роки тому +3

    It’s crazy that she’s pregnant now. I’m so happy for her!

    • @_..jolene.._
      @_..jolene.._ 3 роки тому

      I agree. When I saw that I was so shocked. But, I am also happy for her. Her and Bobby are so cute together.💖

  • @parfay3501
    @parfay3501 5 років тому +157

    I have this game and my wife 60 and she’s pregnant... is it possible?

    • @completely100percenthuman
      @completely100percenthuman 5 років тому +9

      chicachu Yes, my wife was pregnant at 62

    • @gachalexiloo987
      @gachalexiloo987 5 років тому +1

      Yes

    • @drowned_rat
      @drowned_rat 5 років тому

      ye

    • @nessard
      @nessard 5 років тому +1

      chicachu
      In BitLife anything is possible. :)

    • @poppy-ph3vk
      @poppy-ph3vk 5 років тому +3

      Yes it is. I mean Donald trump was 60 70ish when he had his last kid😕 its not normal though because most of the egg cells are dead. But on the plus side no more periods! 😂😅😶

  • @mollierxse1714
    @mollierxse1714 5 років тому +30

    can this be a series??! im sorry im just so exciting one of my favorite youtubers finally made a bitlife video!

  • @hiddenunderahood2052
    @hiddenunderahood2052 5 років тому +48

    DavidzSide

    • @annie-tb2sq
      @annie-tb2sq 5 років тому

      HiddenUnderAHood lol yea she’s David now

    • @jimmywynn8962
      @jimmywynn8962 5 років тому

      Hahahahahahahahahah Davidzside

  • @kyllahz
    @kyllahz 5 років тому +30

    u should of kept the baby then repair the volvo

  • @claramd2250
    @claramd2250 5 років тому +28

    Unrelated story about BitLife: I was exploring a new feature, Crime, but then I sneezed. Of course, when you sneeze, your whole body moves. You can’t control it. So I accidentally murdered my newborn baby when I was 26. Feel. My. Pain.

    • @Krimson-do1st
      @Krimson-do1st 5 років тому

      Omfg lol

    • @lesfrog649
      @lesfrog649 5 років тому

      Wait... but if you held your phone in one hand and accidentally pressed the murder action with the other...
      How did you cover your nose and mouth?

    • @claramd2250
      @claramd2250 5 років тому

      I was playing on a tablet on a table. Don’t worry, I’m not a living germ :)

  • @thehugestnonceyas7719
    @thehugestnonceyas7719 5 років тому +41

    *I see your notifaction I click ily!*
    *AHHH I GOT HEARTED!*

  • @thembelagcilitshana1269
    @thembelagcilitshana1269 5 років тому +30

    Haha "your pregnant again AMELIA " you are so funny
    Like if you think so 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @charlieshaw850
    @charlieshaw850 5 років тому +5

    I just really want to see more of this, Lauren and her Bitlives 😂

  • @loolootumtum7840
    @loolootumtum7840 5 років тому +566

    I’m Lauren’s sister now?!!??
    Or wait I mean David’s sister
    Edit:I have never got more than my own like tysm
    Edit2: how did I get 100 likes tysm?!??

  • @mollymurphy5354
    @mollymurphy5354 5 років тому +201

    One time I had 24 lovers, 12 kids and died @ age 41 from eye cancer

  • @skippitycoop5517
    @skippitycoop5517 5 років тому +291

    I was 73% smart when I was a newborn...
    Am I mega mind?

    • @stefanieubank7081
      @stefanieubank7081 5 років тому +3

      woah

    • @chaska509
      @chaska509 5 років тому +10

      i was once 100 looks as a newborn

    • @dreamloveart
      @dreamloveart 5 років тому +3

      I was 91

    • @mmafuemu
      @mmafuemu 5 років тому +3

      Same but irl...i knew all the states and capitals when I was 2....now I’m embarrassed (this isn’t a lie)
      Edit: im sorry this was from a year ago sorry if im bragging

    • @idontusethisaccanymore7017
      @idontusethisaccanymore7017 5 років тому +1

      Stefanie Corless no i was 100%

  • @leeknow7813
    @leeknow7813 2 роки тому +1

    *Lauren:breaks up with luna*
    *Also Lauren: names the child luna*

  • @doesntmatter5148
    @doesntmatter5148 5 років тому +67

    My person had rich parents and weren’t generous so when my character went to college they wouldn’t pay so I had my character kill both of the parents leaving her with a ton of money and then you know cheated on spouse had two kids they died in though you had another three kids one given up for adoption and then you again married two times also my character went to prison for throwing a party with underage drinkers so two years prison and then she died at 83 because she was helping a lady who is drowning but then she drowned

    • @isla7127
      @isla7127 5 років тому

      Dracøhuffelclaw P!atd YOUR USERNAME IS AMAZING I LOVE PANIC! AND HARRY POTTER

    • @juniper4267
      @juniper4267 5 років тому

      good life tbh

  • @madelineloyd6074
    @madelineloyd6074 5 років тому +150

    Never trust someone with two first names

    • @cooljzw_2695
      @cooljzw_2695 5 років тому +2

      Madeline Loyd LOL

    • @pinklemonade1115
      @pinklemonade1115 5 років тому +2

      Madeline Loyd oop my name is taylor cole

    • @iamtamzin7035
      @iamtamzin7035 4 роки тому +2

      My names Tamzin-Olivia I-

    • @ogkubzscouter743
      @ogkubzscouter743 3 роки тому

      I am Tamzin ooo I love that

    • @brybry.
      @brybry. 3 роки тому

      Just me or her son has the same name as last name

  • @emmacias
    @emmacias 5 років тому +25

    Omg I love this game so much! Lol
    Edit: Thanks for the heart!!! 😁

  • @callmekarin3334
    @callmekarin3334 5 років тому +14

    I’ve been watching a couple people play BitLife and it’s so addicting. 💕

  • @goldenbacon1572
    @goldenbacon1572 5 років тому +46

    *_A M E L I A !_*

  • @atsirtblack9213
    @atsirtblack9213 5 років тому +23

    Lauren here is a video idea you should make this but in the sims, so like the time line is from BitLife but you play the timeline in the the sims! Thanks love your videos

    • @katiegrace1
      @katiegrace1 5 років тому +3

      Hope you liked the video she did that on

  • @daisyflower9748
    @daisyflower9748 5 років тому +13

    Lauren | I'M FAILING AT LIFE!!!!
    Me | Oh well we have something in common.

  • @azzamohammed8205
    @azzamohammed8205 5 років тому +12

    My life. Was
    My dad was 223 my mom was 19. I died at 100 had 64 kids and none of them attended my funeral

  • @maryturner105
    @maryturner105 5 років тому +16

    Little fact about BitLife: if you want the most money in it either study finances or nursing then go to either business school or nursing school. Get a Job and you will get a lot of money
    Or attempt at lottery

  • @ceryscez2678
    @ceryscez2678 5 років тому +30

    1:07
    Should I be questioning why the fetus has a Santa hat?

    • @ceryscez2678
      @ceryscez2678 5 років тому +1

      @@shelleymccormick932 I just thought it was strange that the creator gave the fetus a Santa hat, that's all x)

    • @annechan9332
      @annechan9332 5 років тому +1

      Maybe the mother ate it lol jk

    • @aa-rm5sw
      @aa-rm5sw 5 років тому

      @@shelleymccormick932 we don't know when these thing are filmed, but we know when they are uploaded, i thought the same thing.

    • @thisnameisverycreative4012
      @thisnameisverycreative4012 5 років тому +1

      Shhhh, don’t question it.

  • @redfoxgaming8239
    @redfoxgaming8239 5 років тому +18

    Wow... your life is... AMAZING!!!!!

  • @roharag10
    @roharag10 5 років тому +8

    what she didn’t know is a couple months later she became the bitlife queen!!

  • @M.Fadhil.R
    @M.Fadhil.R 5 років тому +61

    So us android play instlife.....

    • @Slimxe
      @Slimxe 5 років тому +6

      Because the Android bitlife is a literal representation of garbage

    • @kitkatz8824
      @kitkatz8824 5 років тому +15

      I WANNA PLAY BITLIFE! IT GIVES US MORE OPTIONS! 😐😑😐 Like really, why can't BitLife be for Android AND iOS...?
      Edit: Also, never asked for the 15 likes, but thanks!

    • @TheD1V1NE
      @TheD1V1NE 5 років тому +2

      @@kitkatz8824 So Apple makers can get more money from people like us.

    • @faehere8732
      @faehere8732 5 років тому +3

      Oof I remember playing isntalife I remember this now I play bitlife

    • @jessiehall9089
      @jessiehall9089 5 років тому +1

      Yes Bitlife a rip off

  • @violingirl5056
    @violingirl5056 5 років тому +23

    He's not a bad man. Just an unlucky man.

  • @sooodby
    @sooodby 5 років тому +27

    Lauren: My life is falling appaaarrrttt!!!!!!!!!!
    Me: Mine too Lauren...my life is a MESS!!!!!!!

  • @4k_minecraft565
    @4k_minecraft565 3 роки тому +1

    Theres a riot
    Lauren: THATS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kirraheussenstamm895
    @kirraheussenstamm895 5 років тому +23

    I just started playing this game and now!

    • @alpal1867
      @alpal1867 5 років тому

      me too!

    • @aideng3241
      @aideng3241 5 років тому +2

      I would want to but i don't have an iPhone :(

    • @robin-jn2vq
      @robin-jn2vq 5 років тому

      I just clicked the link but it says it's not available for my device

  • @mercedesberber142
    @mercedesberber142 5 років тому +17

    Did anyone else watch this 3 times just to laugh.

  • @itsjustmeofficial
    @itsjustmeofficial 5 років тому +27

    I just realized Lauren named her 1st daughter after her ex girlfriend. They are both called Luna.

  • @v4ni11aciti3s
    @v4ni11aciti3s 5 років тому +74

    Who else was thinking "WOAH! Technology!!" Nobody? Okay

    • @xyosfuneral1322
      @xyosfuneral1322 5 років тому +5

      meeeee

    • @v4ni11aciti3s
      @v4ni11aciti3s 4 роки тому +6

      @Jerry Smith no one asked you to reply Jerry. Take you and your opinion to another comment because I don't want no part of it.

    • @v4ni11aciti3s
      @v4ni11aciti3s 4 роки тому +5

      @Jerry Smith look dude, I don't know what has got your panties up in a bunch. But I'd appreciate it if you took your opinions somewhere else

    • @overdozze1226
      @overdozze1226 4 роки тому +1

      Guys dont be mean to little Jerry, poor little boy!

    • @MariahSmithRiffel
      @MariahSmithRiffel 4 роки тому +3

      @Jerry Smith u shut up