THE 100 BABY CHALLENGE ...in BitLife

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  • @marvin3997
    @marvin3997 5 років тому +4240

    99% of her words in this
    'Have a baby'
    'Keep baby'
    'Repair Volvo'
    'Age up'

    • @staypawsom3
      @staypawsom3 5 років тому +26

      Mary Weirdo :3

    • @lovemensah6411
      @lovemensah6411 5 років тому +9

      So True

    • @SkyRaptor2326
      @SkyRaptor2326 5 років тому +40

      99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999%

    • @mailboxpipebomb
      @mailboxpipebomb 5 років тому +18

      Keep baby

    • @SkyRaptor2326
      @SkyRaptor2326 5 років тому +18

      Now it’s 100%

  • @olivergreen3610
    @olivergreen3610 4 роки тому +1152

    She had a son named Percy Jackson and a son named Michele Jackson...
    She has different kinds of famous “kids” in this. That is amazing.

    • @KoolCoala
      @KoolCoala 4 роки тому +10

      And they HAvE bAbY kEeP bAbY

    • @izzyvfx8298
      @izzyvfx8298 4 роки тому +30

      What’s weird is that I was listening to Michael Jackson today

    • @wimebpress3836
      @wimebpress3836 4 роки тому +5

      Hm

    • @jaysteele69
      @jaysteele69 4 роки тому +10

      A son called Michele... how peculiar...

    • @aakuirm8629
      @aakuirm8629 4 роки тому +5

      @@izzyvfx8298 Well perfect timing!!!

  • @de4830
    @de4830 5 років тому +6578

    ... nobody else notice she had a son called *PERCY JACKSON*
    Edit: and mike (short for *michael* ) *jackson*

    • @phlutes46
      @phlutes46 5 років тому +136

      I KNOW RIGHT!! *Percy* *Jackson*

    • @lennyattew734
      @lennyattew734 5 років тому +31

      Mitch is short for Michael

    • @Jacob-ou5ks
      @Jacob-ou5ks 5 років тому +66

      @@lennyattew734 Mitch is short for Mitchell.

    • @elevenhopper6662
      @elevenhopper6662 5 років тому +21

      MIKE WHEELER

    • @Ghosty0623
      @Ghosty0623 5 років тому +12

      ikr ITS AMAZING

  • @Bubbles_Art
    @Bubbles_Art 2 роки тому +728

    “I am a baby, therefore I can not have babies”
    Wise words from Lauren

  • @graceelizabethkate9035
    @graceelizabethkate9035 5 років тому +172

    I had 37 kids and 34 grandchildren, in BitLife , here are some pro tips. One play with a male character, Two try to play with a twin when you start out, Three look for a teen to have kids with, Four only have kids with a woman until she’s 35, Five if you need a new spouse find a crazy person so you can propose instantly, Sixth, keep trying to have kids even if it fails the first couple of times. Seventh, have kids until you’re very old. Ps I love your BitLife videos. 💜

    • @carlyk756
      @carlyk756 5 років тому +3

      Grace the kitten cat what did you mean by the second pro tip? also thank you so much for the pro tips 😊

    • @carlyk756
      @carlyk756 5 років тому +1

      PastelARMY oh thank you... sorry i’m a little slow

    • @graceelizabethkate9035
      @graceelizabethkate9035 5 років тому +1

      I meant when you start out if your starting person is a twin.

    • @anntatumswitzer7623
      @anntatumswitzer7623 5 років тому

      Grace the kitten cat I got the same amount of kids and grandchildren as you, but I had 48 kids and 23 grandchildren 😂

    • @kaleelambert4638
      @kaleelambert4638 5 років тому +2

      Great tips. I just had 43 children and 38 grandchildren. (Halfway through I noticed that he was gay... too late now)

  • @tylahsmith4118
    @tylahsmith4118 5 років тому +13503

    One of the son’s name is Percy Jackson...

  • @shroomy__rxcks
    @shroomy__rxcks 5 років тому +1127

    "I've been pregnant for our entire marriage, Jake. You've ruined my life! Every nine months, like a period comes UNBEARABLE pain that i can't handle! I don't want any more children! When will this torture end?!"

  • @TobysTown
    @TobysTown Рік тому +301

    She summoned a fandom naming a kid 'Percy' with the last name Jackson. Dam. This is gonna get chaotic.

    • @jisreading
      @jisreading Рік тому +27

      Anyone want a blue cookie along with those firework mishaps?

    • @AzraelIsAThing
      @AzraelIsAThing Рік тому +1

      WHO IS PERCY JACKSON??? IS THIS A MEME???

    • @Three-Moonwatchers
      @Three-Moonwatchers Рік тому +11

      @@AzraelIsAThingit’s a book series and it’s so good

    • @purpleissupeirior
      @purpleissupeirior Рік тому +8

      The fandom is chaotic

    • @tiniersloth360
      @tiniersloth360 Рік тому +3

      @@Three-Moonwatchers dont tell him

  • @g.y.9117
    @g.y.9117 5 років тому +846

    Kid At School: How many siblings do you have?
    One of Lauren’s Kids: Oh you know, only *NINETY-NINE*

    • @alvinbrown5809
      @alvinbrown5809 5 років тому +29

      Kid: 😧😦 dang you're parents are insane

    • @oliviataylor6994
      @oliviataylor6994 5 років тому +34

      Kid at schools reply: ew your parents kiss

    • @wellmeadowhealth01
      @wellmeadowhealth01 5 років тому +21

      Another kid at school: how many aunts and uncles do you have
      One of Lauren's grandkids: only ninety-nine

    • @pixi1823
      @pixi1823 5 років тому +6

      Lauren did the best out of anyone that did this challenge XD (Cyber and Nova failed sadly)

    • @idkdude81727
      @idkdude81727 5 років тому +4

      Ikr

  • @bag2858
    @bag2858 5 років тому +3148

    Lauren: I hope I dont die quickly
    Bitlife: *Im about to end this whole girls career*

  • @aconcept1579
    @aconcept1579 5 років тому +785

    Rip Mark Watson you deserved better ✌🙏😌

  • @gorselikesgrass4651
    @gorselikesgrass4651 Рік тому +81

    You know those times your friends at school are talking about how old their parents are? Imagine being the last kid and saying "Oh my dad's dead, but he had me a 97... beat that"

  • @aideendoesstuff200
    @aideendoesstuff200 5 років тому +235

    OMG I just realized she got a message when she had Percy "Congrats you are now the proud father of Percy Jackson" I'm dying XD

    • @makennaharris2965
      @makennaharris2965 5 років тому +2

      Sameee lol. Also I love your user.

    • @sussyarias
      @sussyarias 5 років тому +1

      that appears every time lmao

    • @Jay-wx5up
      @Jay-wx5up 5 років тому +4

      Praise Lauren for being the all powerful Poseidon

    • @maliv2
      @maliv2 5 років тому

      *LOL

    • @asethipiz
      @asethipiz 5 років тому +3

      @@Jay-wx5up oh my XD

  • @typerz2004
    @typerz2004 5 років тому +451

    8:38 Percy Jackson ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    **halfblood intensifies**

  • @katzenpfote6758
    @katzenpfote6758 5 років тому +380

    Have baby - keep baby - repair the volvo - age up - have baby - keep baby - repair the volvo - age up - have baby - ...
    Best life ever😂

  • @urdadlmao
    @urdadlmao Рік тому +126

    the fact loads of her kids are way older then her gf is rlly funny to me

  • @itxarii
    @itxarii 4 роки тому +278

    Lauren: “HaVe BaBy”. “kEeP bAbY”
    Me: I-

    • @pollyousey7879
      @pollyousey7879 4 роки тому +6

      Just saw that she's actually pregnant! :)

    • @gcr4ft490
      @gcr4ft490 4 роки тому +1

      repair the volvo

    • @KoolCoala
      @KoolCoala 4 роки тому +1

      Um... I smell like hamburber

  • @xxtemmieplaysxx3905
    @xxtemmieplaysxx3905 5 років тому +627

    Lauren:I hope I don’t die that quick
    Bitlife:I’ll give them *cancer*

    • @candyrain9577
      @candyrain9577 5 років тому +13

      I'VE GOTTEN CANCER EVERY TIME I TRY TO GET THE ADDICT RIBBON

    • @s.1800
      @s.1800 5 років тому +6

      Rip mark

    • @nosubscriberswithnovideos4072
      @nosubscriberswithnovideos4072 5 років тому +4

      HOW CAN BITLIFE LISTEN TO HER??😰

    • @MrHodge65
      @MrHodge65 5 років тому +5

      Kit_ Katz1214 I got cancer at age 16 today

    • @davidalford8887
      @davidalford8887 5 років тому +5

      Bit life randomized everything so they didn't really do it

  • @SammyMaggio
    @SammyMaggio 5 років тому +253

    my fertile life package! includes:
    >have baby
    >keep baby
    >age up
    *>repair the volvo*

    • @s.b_0192
      @s.b_0192 5 років тому

      What does repair the Volvo mean?

    • @FirstNameLastName-cu9gb
      @FirstNameLastName-cu9gb 5 років тому

      How do you do bold letters

    • @chelsea6144
      @chelsea6144 5 років тому

      Leah C you put the * at the start of the word and the end of a word example:*Lauren* but you have to put a space lmao

  • @lenamarie2027
    @lenamarie2027 2 роки тому +27

    "I just married the right girl. The girl that doesnt mind being preganant at ALL times in her lives, and all I have to do is stay fit and healthy!"-LaurenZside also known as Jake Jackson

  • @britany2142
    @britany2142 5 років тому +303

    Percy is born last name Jackson PERCY JACKSON!! You Poseidon

  • @some_lilo
    @some_lilo 3 роки тому +500

    Imagine that one child telling its friends about his 99 siblings !

    • @Freya_Freya
      @Freya_Freya 2 роки тому +49

      'So you know I have that one kid in my family called Steve and, oh he became the priminister of the UK. Oh and Matilda is the one that has 200k followers, no that's Florence who has invented the covid vaccine'

    • @Freya_Freya
      @Freya_Freya 2 роки тому +7

      Too many children lol

    • @iheartbagels333
      @iheartbagels333 2 роки тому +25

      ‘Oh you peasants with your 2 siblings- i have 99!’

    • @CherryTheCat
      @CherryTheCat 2 роки тому +14

      @@Freya_Freya Don't forget Luca who became the famous actor for the movie Luca

    • @kittykatkayte5061
      @kittykatkayte5061 2 роки тому +6

      Imagine being the youngest and trying to explain why you have so many grad parties/ sports events to go to!!!

  • @elkela8432
    @elkela8432 5 років тому +247

    *have baby*
    *keep baby*
    *repair volvo*
    This goes for a while

    • @natday2981
      @natday2981 5 років тому +3

      So real to life.

    • @elisabetholson5032
      @elisabetholson5032 5 років тому +1

      Elkela it’s so true

    • @verycoolguy6078
      @verycoolguy6078 5 років тому

      Get pregnant
      Keep baby
      Have baby
      Get pregnant
      Keep baby
      Have baby
      Get pregnant
      Keep baby
      Have baby
      And so on..

    • @olivehillier5239
      @olivehillier5239 5 років тому

      So true lol 😝

    • @fawh7
      @fawh7 5 років тому

      ads

  • @just_eliza.charter
    @just_eliza.charter 2 роки тому +15

    “Try for baby”
    “Keep baby”
    “Age up”
    “Repair Volvo”
    Repeat-
    I know this video is old but I’ve been rewatching all bitlife videos from Lauren 😂

  • @peachthekazookid7945
    @peachthekazookid7945 5 років тому +508

    Lauren : names baby percy
    Me: realises the last name is Jackson
    Lauren: doesn't care
    Me: PeRcY jAcKsOn

  • @abby7127
    @abby7127 4 роки тому +1107

    This once happened to me:
    Age 0:
    Age 1: you have been diagnosed with cancer of the buttocks
    Age 2: you have died of cancer of the buttocks

    • @xxarianagirlxx8065
      @xxarianagirlxx8065 4 роки тому +34

      Tf XD

    • @abby7127
      @abby7127 4 роки тому +28

      @@xxarianagirlxx8065 Ikr!?

    • @BelowAverageWoFChannel
      @BelowAverageWoFChannel 4 роки тому +26

      *Talk about a short life.*

    • @Mia-zn2dr
      @Mia-zn2dr 4 роки тому +14

      wth lol

    • @emeriljavier
      @emeriljavier 4 роки тому +46

      Imagine if this happens to you in real life that would really suck right what a short life for a new born baby and when you wake up next day poof dead baby.
      1 like = second life for the poor baby and love

  • @mlnglvlty
    @mlnglvlty 5 років тому +339

    What are those kids doing to that Volvo.

  • @gabriellabroadway6612
    @gabriellabroadway6612 2 роки тому +19

    Laruns wife: “Will the baby making stop!?” Larun : “ NO I NEED MORE “

  • @wedwards6
    @wedwards6 5 років тому +60

    Baby count
    1 Emily
    2 Chloe
    3 Olivia
    4 Florence
    5 Rosalie
    6 Raphael
    7 Percy
    8 Erika
    9 Caroline
    10 Miscarriage (I am still counting it )
    11 Luca
    12 Miscarriage
    13 Claire
    14 Kaitlyn
    15 Got abortion
    16 Philippe
    17 Carson
    18 Mike
    19 Arnaud
    20 Jamie
    21 Hugo
    22 Carson
    23 Mike
    24
    Grand children
    1 Ashley
    2 Wesley
    3 Jim
    4 Celine
    5 Kenneth
    6 Jenna
    7 Jordan
    8 Elijah
    9 Lea
    10 Traci
    11 Jack
    12 Ashley Jackson
    13 Stephanie
    14 Simon
    15 Jenna
    16 Traci
    17 Jack
    18 Philippe
    19

    • @littlechick5517
      @littlechick5517 5 років тому +1

      Kaitlyn is my name!

    • @gachadm828
      @gachadm828 5 років тому

      16?

    • @alyssaduong6485
      @alyssaduong6485 5 років тому +1

      You forgot the one named Alyssa

    • @wedwards6
      @wedwards6 5 років тому

      My ipad died so I didn’t finish it I will do it later cause I am lazy

    • @zaraiigacha
      @zaraiigacha 4 місяці тому

      i thought that one of them was named Jesus✋️💀

  • @rw7516
    @rw7516 5 років тому +738

    You had 2 daughters named Kaitlyn 😂

    • @dtax3450
      @dtax3450 5 років тому +51

      if you had that many kids you’d run outta names to 🤣

    • @jenniferhester8965
      @jenniferhester8965 5 років тому +2

      @@dtax3450 😂😂

    • @caitlyn2122
      @caitlyn2122 5 років тому +5

      OH M GEE ME NAME IS CAITLYN

    • @DieAlteistwiederda
      @DieAlteistwiederda 5 років тому +16

      I once accidentally had a Viktor and a Victor and they were twins. I just randomized both names and got those names.

    • @beabzzbzz
      @beabzzbzz 5 років тому +2

      CaitlynTheWolf123 OMG I’ve never met anyone besides my sis that spells their name like yours!!!

  • @ariannacleveland
    @ariannacleveland 3 роки тому +443

    I like how she just went. “Have baby, keep baby, age up”

  • @danielleronimous7058
    @danielleronimous7058 2 роки тому +28

    lauren: comes in to the hospital with a pregnat girl every year*
    the docters: what are you doing with these poor people?

  • @haewonchoi2752
    @haewonchoi2752 4 роки тому +739

    “Percy Jackson”
    Me: Are you sure it’s yours? Or did she cheat on you with a GREEK GOD?

  • @Aaliyah-mf9eb
    @Aaliyah-mf9eb 5 років тому +170

    I love how one of your kids were named Percy and your last name was Jackson so it was Percy Jackson and he was the first to die and being a Half blood is dangerous. Anyone who knows what I’m talking about you are great and anyone who doesn’t know read the book series Percy Jackson and the olympians it’s good trust me.

    • @oyasumi.3713
      @oyasumi.3713 5 років тому +1

      YESSSS!! So that means that one of her parents is a god or goddess.....

    • @carpool.
      @carpool. 5 років тому +1

      I mean, it’s okay... not as good as HP😂👌

    • @oyasumi.3713
      @oyasumi.3713 5 років тому

      @@carpool.I AM A DEMI WITCH I love both!

    • @caymcgo14
      @caymcgo14 5 років тому

      YAS

    • @anamariaapostol
      @anamariaapostol 5 років тому

      Maybe he's not really dead. He is in the traped Underworld

  • @leodayton8315
    @leodayton8315 5 років тому +373

    At around 8:50 you can see that the second son’s name is Percy Jackson xD
    Sorry I’m a nerd

    • @jednoct
      @jednoct 5 років тому +10

      Starry Bleu also his mom's name is Annabelle Lee and that's a name of someone in a Edgar Allan poe poem

    • @nildasalguero4567
      @nildasalguero4567 5 років тому +3

      SAME

    • @tassiay.6506
      @tassiay.6506 5 років тому +2

      Same!

    • @locallance1529
      @locallance1529 5 років тому +6

      1. Not a nerd.
      2. Well maybe both of us are.
      3. Also at 12:12.

    • @niy8646
      @niy8646 5 років тому +2

      So am I cause I noticed that

  • @poppyorsomething
    @poppyorsomething 2 роки тому +19

    "Have baby, keep baby, age up, repair the Volvo"
    -Lauren 2019

  • @thephantom7121
    @thephantom7121 5 років тому +177

    Do a life of crime challenge where you choose all the illegal options

  • @judemanning
    @judemanning 5 років тому +192

    Lauren’s parents- Whatcha doin with your life
    Lauren- Um just trying to get 100 babies on BitLife
    Lauren’s parents-....... good job 👍

  • @FuntimeClown
    @FuntimeClown 5 років тому +319

    Literally no one:
    Lauren: BaBiEs?!?!

  • @ardagulercc
    @ardagulercc 2 роки тому +24

    Imagine the poor old doctor:
    Lauren: comes with her wife
    Doctor: more babies huh?
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mlovestosleep
    @mlovestosleep 5 років тому +814

    I did this and:
    Children:55
    Grandchildren:43
    Miscarriages:2
    Wives:10
    Died:98
    Altogether children:98
    So CLOSE

    • @ElatedTori
      @ElatedTori 5 років тому +72

      You would've made it if you didn't have the miscarriages because you were 2 off 100 and you had 2 miscarriages

    • @alonelywriter6076
      @alonelywriter6076 5 років тому +7

      Wow

    • @mlovestosleep
      @mlovestosleep 5 років тому +12

      ElatedTori1234 I know T^T

    • @mlovestosleep
      @mlovestosleep 5 років тому +6

      Lillbug Homuth tAregato!

    • @ElatedTori
      @ElatedTori 5 років тому +15

      @@mlovestosleep That's so depressing how you would've done it if there was no miscarriages xDDD

  • @xxxmelanietpstauber1183
    @xxxmelanietpstauber1183 5 років тому +530

    Even if you fail to get pregnant you can still get pregnant that same year lol so keep trying

    • @joli6457
      @joli6457 5 років тому +3

      Węïrd lil kiddø 456 likes and no repy?!?! Welp im the first to reply then

  • @Followthecat893
    @Followthecat893 3 роки тому +402

    Lauren:”I had 64 children”
    Me: *Lauren had a stack of children*

  • @devious-dr-chase
    @devious-dr-chase 2 роки тому +6

    Lauren: Has a kid named Percy Jackson
    Me: Hey isn't that from my favorite book series?

  • @Mushrroomoth
    @Mushrroomoth 5 років тому +343

    8:39 the sons names Percy Jackson OMG!!! (any Percy Jackson fans out there? cause y'know that's the best book series EVER!) ♥️

    • @violetmcdonald1556
      @violetmcdonald1556 5 років тому +9

      KitKat UnderTale :3 sorry but I disagree Harry Potter is the best book series ever

    • @Mushrroomoth
      @Mushrroomoth 5 років тому +5

      @@violetmcdonald1556 I've read all the Harry Potter books they were good and pretty interesting but mostly likely not going to ever read them again. Oh well XD

    • @sparkyboy8564
      @sparkyboy8564 5 років тому +1

      Im reading the first book

    • @gynyz
      @gynyz 5 років тому +1

      DarkDemon 117 here! I’m a newbie tho..

    • @nugget8967
      @nugget8967 5 років тому +1

      I cant stand anyone in the Percy Jackson series but you do you.... I personally like Warriors or A Series of Unfortunate Events :P

  • @dismas_mersiv
    @dismas_mersiv 5 років тому +585

    Yeet: how many siblings do you have?
    Percy: oh. You know............
    *NINETY NINE*
    Edit: I have never had this many likes! Thank you!

  • @albaahh988
    @albaahh988 5 років тому +599

    *have baby*
    *keep baby*
    *repair volvo*
    i want that life.

    • @pixxi_
      @pixxi_ 5 років тому +6

      LOL TRUE

    • @deadrxselauren8679
      @deadrxselauren8679 5 років тому +6

      - Gacha Ice - same

    • @jill6629
      @jill6629 5 років тому +5

      - Gacha Ice - I was gonna comment this😂

    • @ilurvejoo2007
      @ilurvejoo2007 5 років тому +1

      How man lesbian love story you have

    • @lisahenry5668
      @lisahenry5668 5 років тому +2

      Jill || u did.......

  • @nonesn00b39
    @nonesn00b39 2 роки тому +2

    Jakes Family: what are you gonna name the baby?Jake:whatever bitlife choosees

  • @vixveee
    @vixveee 5 років тому +64

    The babies are all in *good hands*

  • @sapnapsmuffins4355
    @sapnapsmuffins4355 5 років тому +784

    Have baby
    Keep baby
    Age up
    Repair Volvo
    Attend funeral
    Age up
    Repeat

  • @Goofyahhphoneanya
    @Goofyahhphoneanya 3 роки тому +193

    Her in the beginning: *finds out her parents are 18* oh... that’s a little early. One second later: *at age 15* WERE HAVING A BABY!!!!

  • @BlueberryMuffinBesties
    @BlueberryMuffinBesties 2 роки тому +11

    *Has a child named Percy Jackson*
    *Me:* She has summoned a fandom...

  • @djsihhsusnsllkwihbc
    @djsihhsusnsllkwihbc 5 років тому +514

    Famous babies:
    Percy Jackson
    Michael Jackson
    😂😂

  • @sappy_
    @sappy_ 5 років тому +215

    Literally 99% of the comments are just the Percy Jackson fandom screaming in everyone's faces.

  • @noahanimates1673
    @noahanimates1673 5 років тому +489

    Lauren:Life is just going fant-
    GAME:Miscarriage!
    Lauren:NOOOOOO

  • @FeelingFroggy_Leap
    @FeelingFroggy_Leap Рік тому +2

    The cycle of Lauren this video: ✨
    "Have baby"
    "YESS"
    "Keep baby"
    "Repair Volvo"
    "Age up"

  • @thebarnharts2399
    @thebarnharts2399 5 років тому +252

    Your son
    Percy Jackson
    Died of a fireworks mishap
    ME: not surprised

    • @todeemax1
      @todeemax1 5 років тому +29

      Im surprised.
      He's been to hell(underworld)
      He's been to heaven(olympus)
      He *almost* defeated a titan
      He bathed in a death river.
      He dared to sit on a throne
      He survived attacks that should have killed him.
      He has met all of the gods.
      He held Pandora's jar.
      He is almost indestructible.
      He was SEVENTEEN.
      He endured the death of someone
      He fought an army.
      He broke a bridge.
      He cleaned two Rivers with the break of a sand dollar
      He can breathe underwater
      He has godly friends.
      He has demigodly friends.
      He has a demigod girlfriend.
      He is a demigod
      He can control water
      He is an absolute beast.
      His dad is the sea god
      His mom is the best
      He has a HELLHOUND as a friend.
      Shall i go on?

    • @mistyria
      @mistyria 4 роки тому +2

      doot doot noot nott wat a d end song

    • @cyclone-studio18
      @cyclone-studio18 4 роки тому +5

      doot doot noot nott He also went to Tartarus and back with Annabeth

    • @acetownsend1378
      @acetownsend1378 4 роки тому +6

      @@todeemax1 and he held up the sky.

    • @Mosquito-friends
      @Mosquito-friends 4 роки тому +5

      The Barnharts Lauren: son it’s 4 July
      Son: yay mommy
      Lauren: let’s go see fireworks
      Son: ok
      Lauren: just don’t go near the fireworks
      Son: doesn’t hear Lauren
      Son: go near fireworks
      Son: oooh what’s this
      Lauren: NO WAIT DONT TOUCH THAT
      Son: touches
      Son: WHO I’m flying
      Lauren oh no
      Son: mommy why am I going down
      Son: dies
      Lauren: oh oh imma leave
      (Fake)

  • @CloutKamui
    @CloutKamui 5 років тому +466

    >have baby
    >keep baby
    >age up
    >repair the volvo
    >age up
    >have baby
    >keep baby
    >age up
    >repair the volvo

  • @macycheese6664
    @macycheese6664 5 років тому +1828

    Lauren- “Life is just going fanta-“
    *miscarrige*
    Lauren- “NOOOO!”

    • @its_currygacha4894
      @its_currygacha4894 5 років тому +9

      Lol

    • @lly059
      @lly059 5 років тому +7

      Rainstorm the Precious Boi thatpart played right as i read that

    • @ayza7
      @ayza7 5 років тому +5

      Your profile picture fits this so well XD

    • @slimmiiplayz8248
      @slimmiiplayz8248 5 років тому +1

      Rainstorm the Precious Boi your logo matches 😂😂😂😂

    • @magicalfetus1231
      @magicalfetus1231 5 років тому +2

      Your girl Malfoy Same

  • @Motherduckingdeer
    @Motherduckingdeer 5 місяців тому +2

    Am i the only one who noticed she became Percy Jackson's dad in the game? 8:35
    If u know who that is...(u better know) Good job! If not, i'm coming for you. >:)

  • @woofbark5678
    @woofbark5678 5 років тому +319

    Percy can fight a war, defeat the titan lord Kronos, but, he can't light fireworks.....

  • @peachyriigacha
    @peachyriigacha 4 роки тому +4083

    Did anyone notice how the baby’s name was Percy, and their last name was *JACKSON* !!!

  • @sofiaq9913
    @sofiaq9913 5 років тому +208

    At the end what Lauren sus is literally: Have baby.. Keep Baby.... No I don’t pay for tuition.... Repair Volvo... I have more money.... so let’s have another baby? And it all goes over and over again....

    • @magdalenaorellana4035
      @magdalenaorellana4035 5 років тому +3

      Lol! I know right!! But it's actually kind of fun watching her play this kind of games

    • @_fernwe.h_
      @_fernwe.h_ 5 років тому

      Mini Swi 😂

    • @pointlessvideos940
      @pointlessvideos940 4 роки тому

      *When you play Among Us so much that ‘says’ autocorrects to ‘sus’-*

  • @ThatGreekFox22
    @ThatGreekFox22 10 місяців тому +3

    I cannot explain how happy i was when it said PERCY JACKSON because its the name of the books i really like Percy Jackson and the Olympians

  • @cha0s685
    @cha0s685 4 роки тому +674

    “Oh no my dad died!”
    “Anyway.”

  • @miarojas4736
    @miarojas4736 5 років тому +181

    Lauren you know you can try for a baby more than once a year 😂😂

    • @anikam685
      @anikam685 5 років тому +11

      No you can't unless you have a miscarriage...

    • @emilyjfreer2895
      @emilyjfreer2895 5 років тому +12

      Girl.On.Pointe Xx if they don’t get pregnant then you can

    • @Penguin_Games
      @Penguin_Games 5 років тому +1

      Yeah

  • @chloeveeder872
    @chloeveeder872 5 років тому +181

    A tip: you can try to have a baby more than once a year. Normally it will happen at or before 7 tries

    • @thatonerandomflyingpig4949
      @thatonerandomflyingpig4949 5 років тому +8

      Chloe Veeder I had 10 in one year but they never were born. I have no idea what happened but it was like it never happened.

    • @lailac2987
      @lailac2987 5 років тому +4

      ThatOneRandomFlyingPig :/ how did u have 10 in one year. If ur pregnant and try to have a baby, it says ur already pregnant?

    • @meanhasus4583
      @meanhasus4583 5 років тому +1

      I dont understand

    • @london6229
      @london6229 5 років тому

      ok

    • @miguelgalindo4995
      @miguelgalindo4995 5 років тому

      29 childern/ 39 Grandchildren

  • @MH-S-kk5fh
    @MH-S-kk5fh 5 місяців тому +2

    No Percy Jackson...Was it Cronos or luke?
    In this video is your slogan when in doubt, have a baby?
    Wait, Michael Jackson, what's the timeline here?

  • @gukkiekookie4825
    @gukkiekookie4825 5 років тому +234

    Lauren:
    "age up, age up, age up, age up-"
    Bitlife:
    *DISEASE* _you have been diagnosed with cancer of the pancreas_
    Me: oh snap.

    • @sugais_shooky6563
      @sugais_shooky6563 5 років тому +2

      A.R.M.Y Adorable Respresentative Mc of Youth

    • @CloverPillbug
      @CloverPillbug 5 років тому +1

      @Assassin _Girl same

    • @bhunx999
      @bhunx999 5 років тому +1

      I got died at 2 when my brother dropped me while running

    • @pixi1823
      @pixi1823 5 років тому

      No wonder the intro was of Jake Jackson...

  • @lumincj7551
    @lumincj7551 5 років тому +3384

    “I am currently a baby, so i cannot have baby”
    “I can’t go to college. I’m too busy having babies”
    - lauren 2019

  • @ryanstoyreview4568
    @ryanstoyreview4568 5 років тому +490

    I tried it
    Children: 68
    Grand children: 69
    Lovers:19
    Died at 100

    • @ryanstoyreview4568
      @ryanstoyreview4568 5 років тому +27

      KATIE TERRY wow all I can say is
      Help

    • @hmmhmm3327
      @hmmhmm3327 5 років тому +12

      We were close

    • @sonnetssweater6533
      @sonnetssweater6533 5 років тому +15

      big af family tree

    • @jwilkie2533
      @jwilkie2533 5 років тому +11

      ... SUPER FERTILE... YOUR PRIZE IS MY AMAZEMENT

    • @emi-ne1kv
      @emi-ne1kv 5 років тому +9

      Frick sometimes I can’t get one baby

  • @dumpster_fire4926
    @dumpster_fire4926 Рік тому +2

    14:49 is no one gonna talk about the “MEOWKKAKK”

  • @rawanalkadri1324
    @rawanalkadri1324 5 років тому +474

    I tried this and these are the results:
    I died at age 98
    I had 30 children
    And 29 grandchildren
    Lastly I had 4 lovers

    • @lylabeansmommy
      @lylabeansmommy 5 років тому +21

      I lived to 126, had 47 children, and 53 grandchildren and 14 lovers

    • @rawanalkadri1324
      @rawanalkadri1324 5 років тому +6

      Meh Iz doge How did that happen?!?!? Lol

    • @hatleyloope2065
      @hatleyloope2065 5 років тому +4

      The closest I have got is having 98 kids

    • @jasminemarvilla7153
      @jasminemarvilla7153 5 років тому

      @@hatleyloope2065 woahhhh

    • @hastur2587
      @hastur2587 5 років тому +2

      121 kids 59 grand children 10 lovers died at 99

  • @angie-jg4vr
    @angie-jg4vr 5 років тому +167

    Have baby
    Keep baby
    Repair Volvo
    Age up
    Have baby
    Keep baby
    Repair Volvo
    Age up
    Have baby
    Keep baby
    Repair Volvo
    Age up
    And *repeat*

  • @patblack781
    @patblack781 5 років тому +533

    "My son had a kid, I had a kid" sound strangely like my family history :'D

    • @beckyg1423
      @beckyg1423 5 років тому +12

      Pat Black Are you okay

    • @giannaschiavone1330
      @giannaschiavone1330 5 років тому +4

      OMG! As I looked at the comment she said that

    • @patblack781
      @patblack781 5 років тому +4

      @@beckyg1423 Yeah I just hope that my nephew is okay with having an half-uncle that is only some years older than him

    • @randomgreek3329
      @randomgreek3329 5 років тому +1

      @@patblack781 i have a cousin and his father has a sister k?
      K so far here me out
      His sister had a baby
      My cousins father ALSO has an other sister good so far
      The sister *2* had kids
      And the sister *2* kids are the uncles of the sisters *1* kids
      Sister's *2* kids are 15Y.o.😂

    • @cringem8888
      @cringem8888 5 років тому +2

      i’m 14 and have a great aunt that’s 3 😂

  • @Ilovemymans2010
    @Ilovemymans2010 2 роки тому +2

    "Oh no my dad died!" *Keeps trying to have baby's* "Oh no my mom died!" *But... More baby's*

  • @peaceful.vibes_7260
    @peaceful.vibes_7260 5 років тому +152

    Did anyone notice... “Percy Jackson” was her sons name???

  • @ItsGemystic
    @ItsGemystic 5 років тому +867

    Lauren you DO realize you can try for a baby more than once in a year, right?

    • @Gumiparfait
      @Gumiparfait 5 років тому +37

      You can't because it takes a year for one to be born in the game

    • @maddielancaster2537
      @maddielancaster2537 5 років тому +114

      Nessa218 I think she means you can try for a baby if it says you failed to get pregnant

    • @himmelcosmo
      @himmelcosmo 5 років тому +18

      One is born and then you try for another one just after

    • @lottatzz3942
      @lottatzz3942 5 років тому +36

      you can also have one night stands in this game

    • @elisabethheiman2104
      @elisabethheiman2104 5 років тому +4

      I don't think she did.

  • @mariatabeek7558
    @mariatabeek7558 5 років тому +152

    Percy Jackson?! BTW, if you, your kids, and your grandkids all did the 100 baby challenge, you would totally succeed.

  • @CupRamenZ
    @CupRamenZ 3 місяці тому +1

    “Well, I am currently a baby, and thus, cannot have babies.”
    -Lauren, 2019

  • @cleolsd1841
    @cleolsd1841 4 роки тому +497

    Lauren as Jake Jackson: *Has a kid called Percy Jackson*
    Poseidon: Copycat!
    Wow, I got so many likes for a cringey meme...

  • @ssnowypug
    @ssnowypug 5 років тому +451

    For all the comments about Percy Jackson:
    She didn't give birth to Percy. The baby was called Percy, but in the books Percy was just a nickname for his full name, Perseus Jackson.

    • @dystopyxrose
      @dystopyxrose 5 років тому +38

      SnowyPug yea but it's still named Percy Jackson. Let the fans have some fun with the coincidence :D

    • @Oh...1tsSeven
      @Oh...1tsSeven 5 років тому +7

      TheIronZebra 23 Percy was his nickname, if you read the book you would know.

    • @sofie1923
      @sofie1923 5 років тому +4

      I like webtoon yay

    • @raindropgaming2683
      @raindropgaming2683 5 років тому +4

      Yeah but let the fans have some fun with it k and yeah

    • @MariaIsSwaggy
      @MariaIsSwaggy 5 років тому +3

      I read this before I watched the video and I am so confused. But I love Percy Jackson so....

  • @rfk2298
    @rfk2298 5 років тому +228

    Her: That was the quickest game of BitLife ever!
    Me: _how about when I squabbled with my brother over a TV remote and he broke my back... age 3_

  • @Ava-zm9kz
    @Ava-zm9kz 5 місяців тому +2

    Me not dying, laughing in the floor because her sons name is Percy Jackson huge fan, by the way, also at the end towards, and I mean Lauren's whole like meaning a of speaking is have baby keep baby repair Volvo.

  • @sophiafitzgerald1670
    @sophiafitzgerald1670 4 роки тому +935

    Lauren in bitlife: BABY, BABY, BABY!
    Lauren in real life in 2020: I’m having a baby!

  • @rkd149
    @rkd149 5 років тому +555

    I tried this!
    It's super hard. I got to...
    63 children 😁
    36 grandchildren 😁
    4 Ex- wives 😔
    11 Of my children were gay 😁 🏳️‍🌈
    I paid for almost every child's college education 😬
    7 of my children died before me 😢
    8 of my children hated me 😬
    7 miscarriages 😢
    I lived to 102 👍🏼
    The whole time a was living in a 2 bed 1 bath home with 63 children 😬. (no wonder they all moved out so quickly)
    Annnd this all happened in Shenzhen, China 🇨🇳
    👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
    It was the craziest BitLife I've ever played. 😜

    • @rkd149
      @rkd149 5 років тому +10

      First to comment on my own comment.

    • @ifinnishboy4126
      @ifinnishboy4126 5 років тому +9

      I lived to 128 XD

    • @scourgeface
      @scourgeface 5 років тому +9

      wAIT ITS POSSIBLE TO LIVE PAST 100??? my two oldest lives died at exactly 100

    • @artistnerd6106
      @artistnerd6106 5 років тому +4

      Scourgeface I once got to 108 lol

    • @guyfieri1359
      @guyfieri1359 5 років тому +2

      That’s epic

  • @donutpug2524
    @donutpug2524 5 років тому +651

    So.... Percy Jackson dies at age 23....
    BECAUSE OF FIREWORKS.
    *FIREWORKS!*

    • @crossingvalleys7224
      @crossingvalleys7224 5 років тому +21

      OH BLESS I THOUGHT HE DID DIE IN THE BOOK! IM ON THE 5TH BOOK AND AM WHERE HE IS STILL IN NEW YORK

    • @whoisdez21
      @whoisdez21 5 років тому +5

      Makes sense

    • @kitkatgiraffe5271
      @kitkatgiraffe5271 5 років тому +36

      So....
      He defeated giants, titans, Gods and survived frikin Tartarus to die to fireworks
      That’s BitLife for ya

    • @NativS2002
      @NativS2002 5 років тому +19

      Probably the Camp's Fireworks of 4th of July.
      I hope he at least managed to get Annabeth pregnant.

    • @cool5451
      @cool5451 5 років тому +6

      Donut Pug the fireworks were just monsters with mist on :)

  • @ambermihm-andrew
    @ambermihm-andrew 2 роки тому +2

    The amount of the word pregnant said is amazingly funny

  • @theodinhammervr7983
    @theodinhammervr7983 4 роки тому +385

    One of her kids was literally Percy Jackson
    She literally had a demigod as a son but didn’t care at all
    Me about 5 minutes later:
    Nooooooo Percy died

    • @haewonchoi2752
      @haewonchoi2752 4 роки тому +2

      Brayden Likes my reaction exactly

    • @miyaeast6931
      @miyaeast6931 4 роки тому +1

      EXACTLY!

    • @hezhen909
      @hezhen909 4 роки тому +7

      What if Percy had a brother called Tyson and Percy married a girl called Annabeth

    • @percy8222
      @percy8222 4 роки тому

      samee

    • @percy8222
      @percy8222 4 роки тому +1

      @@hezhen909 u read the third book and makeing conspiracy theories

  • @coyote5280
    @coyote5280 5 років тому +168

    She had a child named Percy Jackson
    Yes
    Edit: Oh my gosh 135 like tysm 0.0
    Edit 2: Why am I getting so many likes tysm XD

    • @cool5451
      @cool5451 5 років тому +1

      Schnauzerlove01 Percy Jackson mah senpai

    • @coyote5280
      @coyote5280 5 років тому

      @@emmierose3656 I know right?!?!

  • @mh-wo8ze
    @mh-wo8ze 5 років тому +728

    Anyone realize one of the babies was named Percy Jackson?

  • @TaylorWyatt-ti8lp
    @TaylorWyatt-ti8lp 3 місяці тому +2

    I totally forgot that the last name was Jackson until Percy. I was like Lauren don’t you know that Percy Jackson is a book and a show? YOUR SONS FAMOUS!!!

  • @beaniesdear8650
    @beaniesdear8650 4 роки тому +465

    Lauren: "WE'RE GONNA HAVE 100 BABIES!"
    Cancer: *Well yes, but actually no.*

    • @popcorn-_-_-gamer2638
      @popcorn-_-_-gamer2638 4 роки тому +1

      YOU GOT THAT OFF OF thank a phi means

    • @beaniesdear8650
      @beaniesdear8650 4 роки тому +4

      Ashleigh Brown, just because I have a comment similar to someone else doesn’t mean I stole it.

    • @alasta1r.3x35
      @alasta1r.3x35 4 роки тому +2

      Tamaki_Amajiki I love ur user UwU

    • @Galaxy-qx7ox
      @Galaxy-qx7ox 4 роки тому +3

      My hero academia for the win am I right?

    • @ramiinferno
      @ramiinferno 4 роки тому +1

      @SYNANDREW ANDERSON I like both...

  • @VyVy-dv8zx
    @VyVy-dv8zx 5 років тому +107

    Percy Jackson survived the great prophecys but not fireworks

    • @todeemax1
      @todeemax1 5 років тому +3

      PFFFFFFFTTT HAHAHAHHAHAHAH XD

    • @mikecombs2753
      @mikecombs2753 5 років тому +1

      I am on book 5 right now XD

    • @todeemax1
      @todeemax1 5 років тому +1

      @@mikecombs2753 i finished the series

    • @Ashrun2u
      @Ashrun2u 5 років тому

      I know I whathed Percy last year

  • @peytonriggleman4792
    @peytonriggleman4792 4 роки тому +279

    Lauren's boyfriend: "How many babies do you want to have?"
    Lauren: "Yes."

    • @cureranibow4776
      @cureranibow4776 4 роки тому +11

      peyton riggleman you mean girlfriend

    • @philedalphia
      @philedalphia 4 роки тому +5

      Maybe 2?! I’m not Lauren I’m just guessing ; -;

    • @honeydeww909
      @honeydeww909 4 роки тому +3

      The thing is this has 100 likes

    • @peytonriggleman4792
      @peytonriggleman4792 4 роки тому +3

      @@honeydeww909 omg i didnt even see that tysm!

    • @crowl_Alluion
      @crowl_Alluion 4 роки тому +1

      @@philedalphiathey mean the bitlife character

  • @Jim4-19
    @Jim4-19 Рік тому +1

    At 8:38 THE PERCY JACKSON WAS PERFECT

  • @sims4player470
    @sims4player470 4 роки тому +218

    “I WANT BABIES NOT STDs!” -Lauren 2019 (it’s 2020)

  • @imdone8526
    @imdone8526 5 років тому +507

    I was playing bit life and it said that my two-year-old brother died because he was texting and driving and fell off a cliff:/ HOW WAS HE DRIVING

    • @arucutee4414
      @arucutee4414 5 років тому +2

      Llama Potato its probably because you were playing BUT life ... heh

    • @SunfloralM
      @SunfloralM 5 років тому +10

      It just be like that

    • @ling_a_bling
      @ling_a_bling 5 років тому +3

      In her other video, someone at 6 year old did the same thing sooooo

    • @moomoo7923
      @moomoo7923 5 років тому +3

      How was he texting?

    • @imdone8526
      @imdone8526 5 років тому +2

      MooMoo IDK!!

  • @celinaluna4730
    @celinaluna4730 4 роки тому +702

    "You are the proud father of a baby boy named Percy Jackson" okay so you're saying she's Poseidon?

  • @actuallydeer
    @actuallydeer 2 роки тому +1

    “have baby, keep baby, age up, fix the volvo”