I Became an ACTUAL ZOMBIE by Choosing to do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ...in BitLife

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  • @Microecinae
    @Microecinae 5 років тому +10371

    Other people: Pokemon! Gotta catch em all!
    Lauren: Diseases! Gotta catch em allllllll!

    • @mbanguieva
      @mbanguieva 5 років тому +76

      ONG SOO TRUE XD

    • @n1chole_1
      @n1chole_1 5 років тому +24

      Lillipop Lallipop lol yea

    • @iisml_gacha_muffinii4667
      @iisml_gacha_muffinii4667 5 років тому +13

      YAAASSSS

    • @nell4790
      @nell4790 5 років тому +34

      **cough cough** It’s called *_ALimENTS_*

    • @robloxgirls5562
      @robloxgirls5562 5 років тому +8

      Lillipop Lallipop me thinking my Pokémon comment is genius scroll one down and see this (no hate your comment is awesome)

  • @justjewellythings
    @justjewellythings 5 років тому +3488

    "DON't fall in love!"
    Me: *_"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"_*

    • @justjewellythings
      @justjewellythings 5 років тому +14

      @@she_sings76 Done!

    • @justjewellythings
      @justjewellythings 5 років тому +8

      @Hollowed Echos That's already my logic. 😂

    • @spong_spong
      @spong_spong 5 років тому +25

      @@she_sings76 No one ever asks people to subscribe to them..
      They just wait for them to subscribe

    • @she_sings76
      @she_sings76 5 років тому +4

      Ty so much

    • @carlawhitlatch6884
      @carlawhitlatch6884 5 років тому +4

      I can't fall asleep BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!! wow

  • @jaiden3509
    @jaiden3509 5 років тому +565

    Lauren:“Today we will be doing absolutely nothing “
    Me:SOUNDS LIKE A FUN VIDEO

  • @Dis_is_Legend
    @Dis_is_Legend Рік тому +182

    Just watching this 3 years later and I can just see how sweet Lauren is because she doesn't like when she has to skip watching plays with her mom and misses a funeral and feels really bad about it. Love ya

    • @beyabest
      @beyabest Рік тому

      THATS WHY YOU BUILT LIKE NO HOME ORANGUTSN DISCO MOD BABOOY GORILLA TAG NO HOME CRUSTY DUSTY TOILET PLUNGERTHATS WHY YOU ALL BUILT LIKE KNOCK OFF SID THE SCIENCE KID NO HOME CARDBOARD BOX LOOKIN DISFIGURED TELETUBBY CROSS EYED EARWAX CRUSTY OVEN MITTEN

    • @bullluck
      @bullluck Рік тому +8

      IKR

    • @CrazyStorm907
      @CrazyStorm907 Рік тому +7

      m 4 years later

    • @marymonica64
      @marymonica64 Рік тому +6

      @@CrazyStorm907 ur not alone lol

    • @M3lissaCottage
      @M3lissaCottage Рік тому +3

      ​@@marymonica64are we all watching for old vids?

  • @smjx
    @smjx 5 років тому +579

    ItS NOt a PHasE iTs mY LIfE!
    -laurenzside 2019

  • @nightcorecassie5814
    @nightcorecassie5814 5 років тому +2439

    Lauren: *Is a literal zombie*
    Bitlife: Your *friends* want to *spend time* with *you*
    Me: HOW DO YOU HAVE FRIENDS

    • @hereiti5278
      @hereiti5278 5 років тому +90

      Bitlife zombie lauren being more popular than us in real life x'd

    • @angel-ld7kx
      @angel-ld7kx 5 років тому +17

      @@hereiti5278 honestly

    • @river6964
      @river6964 5 років тому +5

      500th like

    • @usmcenck
      @usmcenck 5 років тому +4

      You had 666 likes well I fixed that

    • @TheSavior327
      @TheSavior327 5 років тому +4

      Nightcore Cassie she very likable even in the afterlife

  • @andromeda3853
    @andromeda3853 5 років тому +2303

    "i wonder how many illnesses there are in this game?"
    *GOTTA CATCH EM ALL*
    EDIT: is this an antivaxx anthem

  • @E_FoxSnowspirit
    @E_FoxSnowspirit 3 роки тому +959

    Lauren: “Don’t fall in love”
    Aromantics: Yes!
    Lauren: “Don’t get any animals, don’t form any relationships”
    Aromantics: Nooooooo

    • @layla2783
      @layla2783 3 роки тому +28

      Aromantic doesn’t mean you don’t want to fall in love

    • @E_FoxSnowspirit
      @E_FoxSnowspirit 3 роки тому +47

      @@layla2783 true. No one can speak for the whole spectrum and experiences differ for everyone. Not wanting to fall in love isn’t in the basic definition so you’re right, srry I forgot.

    • @honkskaii
      @honkskaii 3 роки тому +7

      Asexuals too

    • @anastasiacusa6822
      @anastasiacusa6822 3 роки тому +31

      @@honkskaii asexuals dont feel sexual attraction they can feel romantic attraction

    • @honkskaii
      @honkskaii 3 роки тому +9

      @@anastasiacusa6822 yup

  • @natdreams
    @natdreams 5 років тому +404

    Me: Lauren’s parents should be grateful to have a kid like her.
    Parents: she does nothing
    Me: be grateful......

  • @loafofoctopus4849
    @loafofoctopus4849 5 років тому +616

    One of my favorite youtubers watches another one of my favorite youtubers
    *my life is complete*

  • @mahoushoujocaroline
    @mahoushoujocaroline 5 років тому +2980

    “I have depression and there’s literally nothing I can do about it.”
    -Lauren 2019
    Edit: Holy fricc, thanks for all the likes

  • @salt2308
    @salt2308 4 роки тому +354

    “im going to collect them all!”
    like diseases are pokémon

  • @Wapiti_Jawz
    @Wapiti_Jawz 5 років тому +665

    2000: oh no! Don't get this disease in the game!
    2019:
    "I wonder how many ailments are in this game... *I'm gonna collect them all!* "

    • @mariafausti3128
      @mariafausti3128 5 років тому +4

      BitLife didn’t exist in 2000

    • @Wapiti_Jawz
      @Wapiti_Jawz 5 років тому +16

      @@mariafausti3128 *cough* I was referring to other games, that's why I didn't say 'this game' or 'bit life' there are tons of older games where you can get diseases

    • @turdboi-qv2xx
      @turdboi-qv2xx 5 років тому

      @@mariafausti3128 r/woooosh (yes I have reddit)

    • @amelia_rt
      @amelia_rt 5 років тому +3

      @@turdboi-qv2xx r/ihavereddit

    • @turdboi-qv2xx
      @turdboi-qv2xx 5 років тому +1

      @@amelia_rt yEs I sTaTeD aS sO

  • @kittyninjabolt1332
    @kittyninjabolt1332 5 років тому +381

    Lauren: “ do you wanna like, not go to school, or date and stuff.”
    me: ...
    Me: HECK YA

  • @Sophie-xt8mq
    @Sophie-xt8mq 5 років тому +1844

    I did this...
    Got depression at 7
    Got the flu a year after
    Got cancer
    My cat died
    Father died
    And I died
    I WAS 14

  • @smlactic..973
    @smlactic..973 4 роки тому +94

    People: I'm the most chill person ever!
    Emily Grande: *Allow me to introduce myself..*

  • @flxwercatz232
    @flxwercatz232 5 років тому +2099

    emilys mom: *dies*
    emilys happiness: goes up 8%
    lauren: why did my happiness go up?! *voice crack*
    edit: I have never gotten so many likes :O

    • @lulumanic
      @lulumanic 5 років тому +17

      Reereeereeeeee

    • @coffeecake0726
      @coffeecake0726 5 років тому +30

      My mom didn’t die
      Yes I know it’s a joke

    • @rachellanedunn
      @rachellanedunn 5 років тому +4

      Aaaaaaahhh!!!!!! LAAAAAAAAA!!¡¡!!!!!!!!

    • @michelle9085
      @michelle9085 5 років тому +6

      Gáłåxÿ Čät Çhãń i had to like it had 449 likes ;-;

    • @neyiaxx
      @neyiaxx 5 років тому +2

      @@michelle9085 It's accualy 455

  • @zaraacallo
    @zaraacallo 5 років тому +1362

    Lauren: “Have you ever felt like you wanna do nothing??”
    Me: Yes-
    Lauren: *FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?!*
    Me: nope-

  • @cheapramen-8746
    @cheapramen-8746 5 років тому +603

    *when her bitlife character gets a lot of diseases-*
    Lauren:
    Lauren: *puts on a pokémon hat* GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL.

    • @angel-ld7kx
      @angel-ld7kx 5 років тому +14

      " ANXIETY I CHOOSE YOU !"

    • @yeeeowch
      @yeeeowch 5 років тому +7

      “WALKING CORPSE SYNDROME, I CHOOSE YOU!”

    • @WilliamRBl00m
      @WilliamRBl00m 4 роки тому +7

      DEPRESSION I CHOOSE YOU..
      TO GET OUT OF MY LIFE :)

    • @carlyswift4712
      @carlyswift4712 3 роки тому +5

      LARYNGITIS I CHOOSE YOU

    • @user-ee7hr8xg5w
      @user-ee7hr8xg5w 3 роки тому +2

      @@angel-ld7kx i was gonna say that...

  • @thepuppet3738
    @thepuppet3738 4 роки тому +61

    Micheal seeing this: you dare use my words against me Potter?
    Lauren: *silence*

  • @proxy_100
    @proxy_100 5 років тому +565

    *Welcome to the learning with LaurenZside*
    Today's lesson:
    *What is walking corpse syndrome*

    • @deirdrekelly2649
      @deirdrekelly2649 5 років тому +9

      Syndrome ^

    • @gemmamcardle5373
      @gemmamcardle5373 5 років тому +14

      welcome to learning with xxxtentacion's
      how to not spell

    • @alex7615
      @alex7615 5 років тому +5

      @@gemmamcardle5373 Perfect

    • @zedeadbug9995
      @zedeadbug9995 5 років тому +5

      I mean she said it in the video why am I doing anything but sleeping I’m sick why did I think that was funny......oof. I’m gonna yeet myself oof a bulding now....

    • @anayamoretz9402
      @anayamoretz9402 5 років тому +4

      @@zedeadbug9995 Sorry, **Off**

  • @janedickenson971
    @janedickenson971 4 роки тому +480

    Lauren: Do you guys feel sometimes like you just don’t wanna do anything?
    Me: *ahem* i dO tHaT eVeRyDaY

    • @PxndaCakes
      @PxndaCakes 4 роки тому +8

      That's doiNg something!!

    • @S4turn_luvs_theirgf
      @S4turn_luvs_theirgf 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @xxblueberryxxplays6284
      @xxblueberryxxplays6284 4 роки тому +2

      We need help right?
      This could be bad for our mental hea- OH WHO AM I KIDDIN’ WE ALL DO IT SO WE’RE GONNA LIVE maybe

    • @MrRubio1973
      @MrRubio1973 4 роки тому +2

      ME TOO sorry I'm lying I be on my tablet all day Edit: I get literally nothing:(

    • @myraparrott1334
      @myraparrott1334 4 роки тому +1

      I was the 209 like

  • @madison9877
    @madison9877 5 років тому +104

    Weave? Snatched
    Notifications? Working
    Galaxy? Merch
    Bitlife? Nothing
    Hotel? Trivago

    • @annikahunter8727
      @annikahunter8727 5 років тому +3

      Hotel Trivago is Sssniperwolfs thing.

    • @bloomingflower3636
      @bloomingflower3636 5 років тому

      Yeessshhh

    • @bloomingflower3636
      @bloomingflower3636 5 років тому +1

      Annika Hunter nobody cares

    • @CosmoniYT
      @CosmoniYT 5 років тому +1

      Originality? Absent

    • @body6673
      @body6673 5 років тому

      @@bloomingflower3636 I agree with you because others use it and it doesn't matter who did it first because it's a time that no one cares anymore

  • @doozooloo
    @doozooloo 2 роки тому +42

    lauren was trying to do absolutely nothing, but she found her burning passion for ailment collecting

  • @fitemebro2463
    @fitemebro2463 5 років тому +542

    No one:
    Steve: Age 51: I just found out that my phone has a camera.
    14:02

    • @silviaaltamirano1244
      @silviaaltamirano1244 4 роки тому +12

      Lmaooo this comment should have more likes 😂

    • @eliza21011
      @eliza21011 4 роки тому +8

      me: o k. b o o m e r
      xD

    • @orbit7923
      @orbit7923 4 роки тому +6

      How did u do ur emoji in your name ?

    • @eliza21011
      @eliza21011 4 роки тому +5

      Lost Demon ツ ????

    • @orbit7923
      @orbit7923 4 роки тому +3

      @@eliza21011 yeah

  • @littleshadow7706
    @littleshadow7706 4 роки тому +1484

    got to catch them all ILLNESSES

  • @artificialfemboy
    @artificialfemboy 4 роки тому +699

    Lauren: Do you ever feel like doing nothing?
    Coronavirus: Let me make that a reality

    • @lele-the-silly
      @lele-the-silly 3 роки тому +6

      Lol- legit *_*

    • @_xoxobrynn
      @_xoxobrynn 3 роки тому +4

      Yes

    • @RushIrwing
      @RushIrwing 3 роки тому +6

      Ha Ha this was 9 months ago Ha Ha help me.

    • @justjewellythings
      @justjewellythings 3 роки тому +2

      Your profile picture and username are freaking legit-

    • @woah7452
      @woah7452 3 роки тому

      10 months later were still here

  • @coralinemendenhall5357
    @coralinemendenhall5357 2 роки тому +106

    Can we all take a second to love the fact Lauren is just collecting illnesses like Pokemon cards😂

  • @angelysse583
    @angelysse583 5 років тому +1468

    *Next on my strange addictions*
    Lauren: *I’m addicted to getting every disease*

  • @s0nai
    @s0nai 4 роки тому +795

    “Don’t fall in love.”
    Me: ...
    “Don’t go to school.”
    Me: ...
    “Don’t get any animals to take care of.”
    Me: NOPE!

    • @Y0o.
      @Y0o. 4 роки тому +6

      Sonia T literally me :)

    • @soxchuck5541
      @soxchuck5541 4 роки тому +37

      I already have 7 animals,
      *I NEED MORE*

    • @izzyl6383
      @izzyl6383 4 роки тому +9

      @@soxchuck5541 my friend has 4 chicks, *ya want it?*

    • @iiibvtterflies8310
      @iiibvtterflies8310 4 роки тому +5

      Spinella 49 my friend has 34 horses, **ya want 25? She can buy more horses.**

    • @soxchuck5541
      @soxchuck5541 4 роки тому +5

      @@izzyl6383 yes

  • @garfieldsmom1
    @garfieldsmom1 4 роки тому +541

    This video should be called:"This is literally quarantine."

  • @A_WeirdShipper
    @A_WeirdShipper 2 роки тому +13

    4:53 Poor editor getting yelled at by Lauren even tho she is not being yelled at by Lauren

  • @kaihyun9294
    @kaihyun9294 5 років тому +122

    6:53
    Me: But i didn't see you spend time with him lauren

  • @ivy-cu7ss
    @ivy-cu7ss 4 роки тому +151

    Steve: Age 54 Years: I spent 52 minutes looking for my phone before realizing it was my hand. 14:05

    • @babyk326
      @babyk326 3 роки тому +8

      I aspire to be like this.

    • @star_show351
      @star_show351 3 роки тому +5

      Um that happened to me because I was half asleep

    • @its_just_fandom_trash2627
      @its_just_fandom_trash2627 3 роки тому +14

      Age 51: I just found out that my smartphone has a camera
      👁👄👁

    • @kita11
      @kita11 3 роки тому +3

      ..yes

    • @fearlesslyowo1313
      @fearlesslyowo1313 3 роки тому +5

      @@its_just_fandom_trash2627 you make me scroll all the way down-

  • @Jasmine-ll5xi
    @Jasmine-ll5xi 5 років тому +1085

    One time I died at age 3 on bitlife because I rolled out of bed and hit my head shortest bitlife I ever played
    Edit: thanks for the likes

    • @sullyidr
      @sullyidr 5 років тому +47

      sunflower 48 i once died at age 2 because of cancer? ... or something and i got the unlucky badge so ...

    • @user-jd4hn6qy2h
      @user-jd4hn6qy2h 5 років тому +53

      My niece died at age of 2 because she smoked... AT A GAS STATION

    • @greyhighlighter5679
      @greyhighlighter5679 5 років тому +54

      I died at age 11 because my little brother hit me in the head with an axe.

    • @zen2335
      @zen2335 5 років тому +12

      Grey Highlighter oooooof

    • @nerie06ful
      @nerie06ful 5 років тому +12

      @@sullyidr omg i doed of cancer at 3 i didnt get any badge

  • @atlauenthusiest
    @atlauenthusiest 3 роки тому +30

    “I have depression, and there’s literally nothing I can do about it!”
    -Lauren 2019

  • @janie3501
    @janie3501 4 роки тому +288

    Lauren: “Somebody wants to date me... no that seems like doing something”
    MOOOOODD!!!!🤣

  • @teganwildey4285
    @teganwildey4285 4 роки тому +306

    This is the first video I watched of Lauren but then I fell in love with her and her videos

    • @jacobbiscuitsuuu
      @jacobbiscuitsuuu 3 роки тому +7

      Ummmm she's married.

    • @teganwildey4285
      @teganwildey4285 3 роки тому +34

      @@jacobbiscuitsuuu yeah I now that I’m not a lesbian I mean I love her but not as a romantic way. Also I made this comment 11months ago. Get your facts right

    • @aleishajohnson1782
      @aleishajohnson1782 3 роки тому +5

      Ikr

    • @madi..morris
      @madi..morris 3 роки тому +11

      @@teganwildey4285 sassyyyy 💁‍♀️ 💅

    • @Idk-ll5kh
      @Idk-ll5kh 3 роки тому +4

      @@madi..morris yeah!

  • @joyjayneat939
    @joyjayneat939 5 років тому +176

    Nobody:
    Bitlife: Your nephew Basil just married Lauren Zside, an 18 yr old waitress!

    • @dkjk81
      @dkjk81 4 роки тому +1

      JoyJaynea you mean, “Lauren Zside, a BIG UA-camr

    • @Angelina-oj9kr
      @Angelina-oj9kr 4 роки тому

      •Potato Sammy• Timing?

    • @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah
      @YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah 4 роки тому

      Flo is cancelled (don’t tell me I’m not the only one who remembers the Diner Dash and Flo games)

  • @v1olxtt._
    @v1olxtt._ 4 роки тому +28

    I've never seen anybody so happy about getting diagnosed with a disease-

  • @lecouchpotato2882
    @lecouchpotato2882 4 роки тому +463

    Walking corpse, having no organs
    Eggs Benedict/Michael Afton: Are you talking about me?

    • @lecouchpotato2882
      @lecouchpotato2882 4 роки тому +15

      Tia Gulick
      ... *Your nonexistent life-*
      Nah we be talking about the walking grape boi

    • @particleaccelerator
      @particleaccelerator 4 роки тому +21

      Ennard: why is everyone looking at me?

    • @phineuskocis9013
      @phineuskocis9013 4 роки тому +11

      I lobe FNAF. And i see why you said that

    • @EstherGacha09
      @EstherGacha09 4 роки тому +15

      Funtime foxy:uh...micheal...?

    • @EstherGacha09
      @EstherGacha09 4 роки тому +15

      Funtime foxy:funtime freddy burn down the kitchen....

  • @cinnabonsnail
    @cinnabonsnail 5 років тому +345

    one day, i got married to my girlfriend at the beach.
    *the honeymoon was at area 51 and then i got diagnosed with alien hands*

    • @buffalosports1629
      @buffalosports1629 5 років тому +1

      !emmithedummi! OMG 😱

    • @listermister
      @listermister 5 років тому +2

      XD

    • @buffalosports1629
      @buffalosports1629 5 років тому +9

      Did u know alien hands can make a person punch and slap themselves? 👽

    • @germ630
      @germ630 4 роки тому +1

      !emmithedummi! Lol! 😂

    • @oldaccountt9164
      @oldaccountt9164 4 роки тому +10

      I was going to marry my bitlife husband and have the honeymoon at area 51; but we didn't have enough money. Instead they waited a few years, got married and adopted a bunch of cats.

  • @justnhaonina9818
    @justnhaonina9818 4 роки тому +103

    " I have depression and theres litrally nothing I can do about it"
    -Lauren 2019

  • @nobody.6126
    @nobody.6126 3 роки тому +9

    Yes, for anyone wondering you can die from walking corpse syndrome Though not in the way you may think. People affected by walking corpse syndrome hold the strong belief that they are dead and therefore do not need the necessities like food and water, leading to death. People with walking corpse syndrome are more likely to commit unalive too.

  • @akellermeier29
    @akellermeier29 5 років тому +85

    "I Have Hives.. YAY!"
    -Lauren 2019

  • @Kandiimoon
    @Kandiimoon 5 років тому +379

    I watched a video about the walking corpse syndrome, and their was a girl who had it, *and her name was EMILY.....*

  • @halflalff_
    @halflalff_ 5 років тому +278

    "My parents seem like they want me to be very ambitious in life"
    -Lauren 2019

    • @kitkit5450
      @kitkit5450 5 років тому +1

      Hawkfrost

    • @oliiscat
      @oliiscat 2 роки тому

      @@kitkit5450 yes, HawkFrost

  • @smellerwoohoo
    @smellerwoohoo 4 роки тому +37

    Lauren: do you guys feel like you wanna do absolutely nothing?
    Bruno Mars: Have you heard of me?!

  • @wrightcember3879
    @wrightcember3879 5 років тому +435

    "This is going to be the shortest BitLife ever."
    Muahhaah, lies. I once got cancer right after I was born and died at age 1.
    edit: *picture me constantly staring in awe at the like count on this meaningless comment*

    • @Carissa184
      @Carissa184 5 років тому +8

      • TinCan • SAMMMMMEEEEE

    • @-noxious-6448
      @-noxious-6448 5 років тому +4

      • TinCan • I-

    • @hmmmno9511
      @hmmmno9511 5 років тому +38

      I once ended my life at age of 0

    • @christineedwards8794
      @christineedwards8794 5 років тому +16

      I was once playing bitlife i got a new life and then i died straight away while still being zero lol in other words i didnt have a life lol i didnt even know it was possible

    • @jaiseyrae1539
      @jaiseyrae1539 5 років тому +7

      I surrendered at 0

  • @sketchy9431
    @sketchy9431 5 років тому +1863

    THIS WAS THE START OF CORONA
    Ha, I edited it again. Now you wont know what the comment was about A SECOND TIME.

  • @Basil-.
    @Basil-. 5 років тому +1886

    I did absolutely nothing and I got a successful badge

  • @Unclegosh1
    @Unclegosh1 3 роки тому +11

    Lauren when the dad dies: NOOO I WANNA GO TO THE FUNERAL BUT I CANT DO ANYTHINGGG
    Lauren when the mom dies: “ohh noo” *skips funeral*

  • @tsuyuasui5261
    @tsuyuasui5261 5 років тому +161

    Lauren:walking corpse syndrome!
    Me: *looks it up* *goes back to video*
    Lauren: *looks it up*
    Me:wow what a waste of time

  • @sofiaannamenhertova4414
    @sofiaannamenhertova4414 5 років тому +85

    ,, Oh somebody wants to date me!"
    *,, Meh, no that seems like doing something."*
    😂 😂

  • @jameypeas_
    @jameypeas_ 5 років тому +38

    ‘I’m never gonna take care of myself, cuz that’s doing something.’
    *dies immediately afterwards*

  • @GlamCreations.
    @GlamCreations. 2 роки тому +4

    Lauren: "My dad died oh no . SKIP THE FUNERAL"
    11:51
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hellobitches2089
    @hellobitches2089 5 років тому +255

    "I'm pretty sure tonsillitis can kill you if not treated"
    Me with no treated tonsillitis "WHAT-"

    • @sunshinehobi6263
      @sunshinehobi6263 4 роки тому +2

      Same tho

    • @thatgenuineperson
      @thatgenuineperson 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah I think it can by spreading to your heart or something?

    • @trinasimone2692
      @trinasimone2692 4 роки тому +16

      Yes it can, tonsilitis when left untreated can close up your throat and you cant breathe

    • @trynafindRocky
      @trynafindRocky 4 роки тому +9

      You're clearly a kid if you still have your tonsils. You've no need to worry yet.

    • @Alice-ej3hf
      @Alice-ej3hf 4 роки тому +5

      Why is your username like that?😔

  • @tsuzulvr
    @tsuzulvr 5 років тому +27

    Lauren: "I wonder how many different illments I can get in this game! Gotta catch them all!"
    Me: *Diseases: Gotta catch 'em all*

  • @gueSswewillneVerknow
    @gueSswewillneVerknow 5 років тому +218

    Lauren you should play some games on Steam. There are a lot of really fun games you could play.
    1: Staxel
    2: Planet Zoo (In BETA coming out on November 5)
    3: Slime Rancher
    4: Please more Raft!!
    5: House Flipper
    Like so she can see!!

    • @mothkeytv
      @mothkeytv 5 років тому +10

      YASS WHAT HAPPENED TO RAFT!!! Lauren please play more Raft with Bobby

    • @sillysillyleah
      @sillysillyleah 5 років тому +3

      November 5...
      November 20th
      *kairi and I have entered chat*

    • @sillysillyleah
      @sillysillyleah 5 років тому +3

      Kairi's my friend.

    • @uglyturtle1358
      @uglyturtle1358 5 років тому +1

      Fia Kitten, I really like Slime Rancher, I have it for ps4.

    • @lostperson5482
      @lostperson5482 5 років тому +1

      Fia Kitten Niche: A Genetic Survival Game is also a good game

  • @twinfgames7264
    @twinfgames7264 3 роки тому +3

    Lauren: This may be the shortest BitLife ever.
    Me: I had a BitLife character who died at 3 years old from Cancer.

  • @NoName-ld7gg
    @NoName-ld7gg 4 роки тому +55

    5:43 “He’s an infant how could he hate me?”
    Probably because his name is Pervis......
    Edit: Just be glad that you’re not his mom who he probably hates even more 😆

  • @20subswithoutavideo36
    @20subswithoutavideo36 4 роки тому +52

    Me: *eating ice cream while Lauren talking about things people don't do*
    Lauren: have a relationship
    Me: FACTS
    My boy: AM I A JOKE
    ME: no.

  • @natalietodd3431
    @natalietodd3431 5 років тому +45

    Lauren- Collects all the ailments
    Me- Uhh, okay then Lauren XD

  • @jessfidler2356
    @jessfidler2356 4 роки тому

    ‘I have hives and their is nothing I can do about it’
    I have hives and their is actually nothing I can do to heal it. I love you so much Lauren, stay safe

  • @mariaguevara4943
    @mariaguevara4943 5 років тому +68

    Lauren: Do you guys ever feel like you wanna do absolutely nothing??
    Me: Yes.
    Lauren: For your entire life!!??
    Me: ABSOLUTELY.

  • @southtown72305
    @southtown72305 5 років тому +137

    Me: * Sees that her character died at the age of 69 at the end of the video *
    Also Me: * sHaRp InHale *
    N I C E

  • @trixie.3976
    @trixie.3976 5 років тому +557

    Lauren:you only have one life!
    My cats: *Start Licking themselves* And meowing
    Me: I get you guys have 9 lives
    Edit:Thanks for the likes !!❤
    Here's a Cupcake 🎂

    • @Pugkin5405
      @Pugkin5405 5 років тому +5

      They may only groom and meow, yet all their lives are more exciting than ours

    • @jdhfsjcjc3857
      @jdhfsjcjc3857 5 років тому +2

      They don't have nine lives

    • @voidarson2440
      @voidarson2440 5 років тому +4

      Seri Yuu yes they do

    • @kaiyaledla432
      @kaiyaledla432 5 років тому +1

      Where did cute craft go?

    • @gachabluewizard5592
      @gachabluewizard5592 5 років тому +1

      Infinite Times And DemonicMidnightYT oh,well when I dropped a cat off a building when I was 5 it went,uh you know,it was dead so R.I.P cat

  • @abo0232
    @abo0232 3 роки тому +1

    12:57 ‘’Lately I have been pondering if twerking is the best thing in humanity ...’’ 😂

  • @lukejosef1655
    @lukejosef1655 4 роки тому +121

    Someone had a character called Toni Anderson, these are her stats (I'm sharing this because I think it's so funny):
    Gender: Female
    Age: 1268 (infinite vampire bug glitch)
    Sexuality: Straight
    Marital Status: Single
    Education: High School
    Diseases (this is where it gets interesting):
    1. Bunions
    2. Cancer
    3. Arthritis
    4. Multiple Sclerosis
    5. Dementia
    6. Sleep Apnea
    7. Alzheimer's Disease
    8. Fibromyalgia
    9. Heart Disease
    10. Sexomania
    11. Bowel Incontinence
    12. Diabetes
    13. Shingles
    14. Hay Fever
    15. Lyme Disease
    16. Hearing Loss
    17. Walking Corpse Syndrome
    18. Mad Cow Disease
    19. Schizophrenia
    20. Foreign Accent Syndrome
    21. Ebola
    22. Bubonic Plague
    23. Alien Hand Syndrome
    24. Anxiety
    Location: Brisbane, Australia
    If there is any the game missed reply below cause is literally catching them all.
    Also can you guess what killed her, cause i'll be damned if I do reply below.

  • @hquinn17
    @hquinn17 5 років тому +211

    14:03 I just found out my smartphone has a camera
    *Age 51*

  • @mikaelacash3791
    @mikaelacash3791 5 років тому +77

    Wait, Walking Corpse Syndrome is in Bitlife!? Way to go for awareness! Walking Corpse Syndrome isn't actually how you described it, though. I actually had a "mild" case of it for awhile (put as "mild" because there really is no case of WCS that is truly "mild". Mine just wasn't as bad as other cases. Most known cases cause you to be in a constant state of delusion for long periods of time, but I had periods of time where I was lucid. Those lucid periods were still painful, though, 'cause I was constantly fighting back against the delusions and that much mental effort gave me awful headaches). I'm WCS free now, thankfully, but I still have to be aware of if my depression starts getting bad again. WCS is absolutely horrible. Try thinking of the worst case of depression you've ever had, and multiply that by 1000. It's impossible to know how awful it feels unless you've actually experienced it for yourself. When I had it, it felt like I literally had no soul. I would just sit and stare into blank space for hours on end. I wouldn't eat because I thought I was dead and "dead people don't need to eat". I couldn't look at myself because every time I looked in the mirror my brain would be telling me my skin was rotting off. There were times where I thought I had no brain or stomach. And no amount of reasoning from my parents or doctors could convince me I wasn't actually dead, 'cause the disease effects the area of your brain that deals with reasoning, so I was just stuck like that. I finally got better after a ton of therapy and finding out my body wasn't making enough cortisol and was put on medication for that. I fell like I shouldn't be surprised WCS is in Bitlife. It's a pretty weird disease, after all. And shoutout to Bitlife for having it be caused by the right circumstances. Starting out with regular depression and just doing nothing until the depression gets bad enough to turn into WCS? Sounds about right to me! Oh, and yes, you can die from it. Not from te condition itself, but from your reaction the the delusions. As I said before, there were times where I didn't eat because "dead people don't need to eat". A lot of people with WCS end up dying from starvation or vitamin deficiencies.. I was lucky that I still lived with my parents and they pretty much forced me to eat when I refused to do it myself.

    • @Bubbles_Art
      @Bubbles_Art 2 роки тому +9

      I just read all that

    • @mikaelacash3791
      @mikaelacash3791 2 роки тому +3

      @@Bubbles_Art 😂 Hey, good for you!

    • @Bubbles_Art
      @Bubbles_Art 2 роки тому +1

      @@mikaelacash3791 lol

    • @HeyIts_Nyx
      @HeyIts_Nyx 2 роки тому +13

      Damn, good for you that you got better, I know it must've been tough.

    • @lemon_taffy_swirl_21
      @lemon_taffy_swirl_21 Рік тому +3

      5 replies and 37 likes? lemme fix dat

  • @Josie-u8k
    @Josie-u8k 26 днів тому +1

    Pokemon: gotta catch'em alll
    Lauren: so many illnesses٫ I'm gonna get them all

  • @doliofi2763
    @doliofi2763 5 років тому +46

    "Apparently, doing nothing can cure depression-"
    _NiCe AdViSe_

  • @andypark4431
    @andypark4431 4 роки тому +8

    4:45 I love the editor note! Emily, you're doin a great job!

  • @eileenis
    @eileenis 4 роки тому +68

    "WHY ARE U R U I N I N G THIS FOR ME EMILY"
    Ariana: 👁💧👄💧👁

    • @carrotcupboard
      @carrotcupboard 3 роки тому +1

      My name is Emily 🥲

    • @maiyadawn7936
      @maiyadawn7936 3 роки тому +1

      Emily has my bday

    • @kontters
      @kontters 3 роки тому +1

      @@maiyadawn7936 i thouhgt u said she has your baby 💀

  • @saltedcarameledits2136
    @saltedcarameledits2136 3 роки тому +6

    1:29 born the day she had Melody 🥰

  • @monrobertson
    @monrobertson 5 років тому +123

    Yes, Lauren, Walking Corpse Syndrome is a thing😂

  • @evvsandison5925
    @evvsandison5925 5 років тому +62

    Everyone: Pikachu I choose you!
    Lauren: diseases I choose you !
    Lol I feel bad for Emily grande 😆😆😆

  • @avawspotter
    @avawspotter 5 років тому +68

    Ailments catchers like Lauren be like: gotta catch em all!

    • @mylissamarshall6647
      @mylissamarshall6647 5 років тому

      I actually was singing a parody of the Pokerap and I stopped singing when I saw this comment

  • @Belu-Budsbeluga
    @Belu-Budsbeluga 2 роки тому +3

    4:51 Btw, for those who didn't know, that note in the upper left corner was left by Lauren's editor, Emily, Lmao

  • @jazzlynfern
    @jazzlynfern 5 років тому +329

    When you're early and don't know what to say......
    HI LAUREN AND CHAT!!! 😂

  • @tinydancer6095
    @tinydancer6095 5 років тому +67

    Lauren is the collecting them all
    Pokémon!!!

    • @hoodieninja4983
      @hoodieninja4983 5 років тому

      What is the point of enslaving small animals to be a zombie?

    • @panainpublic
      @panainpublic 5 років тому +2

      Gotta catch them all!
      Diseases!

    • @neann6
      @neann6 5 років тому +1

      @@panainpublic lol

  • @Spooni12
    @Spooni12 4 роки тому +296

    Lauren: literally does nothing.
    Her subscribers: 1000000 views
    No hate though. I just think it’s funny

  • @BananaChickensRFake
    @BananaChickensRFake 3 роки тому +6

    "Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done."

  • @EfeBeynoktacom
    @EfeBeynoktacom 5 років тому +53

    The new BitLife update:
    The death part freaks me out.

    • @alexp6405
      @alexp6405 5 років тому +1

      Where can I find this game?

    • @sgir7472
      @sgir7472 5 років тому

      @@alexp6405 look up Bitlife in the play store,it's simple

    • @mariafausti3128
      @mariafausti3128 5 років тому

      Rayne Giroux maybe he has the play store not the app store

    • @sgir7472
      @sgir7472 5 років тому

      @@mariafausti3128 bruh, i got play store and Bitlife is on it

  • @TarigonTetradactyl
    @TarigonTetradactyl 5 років тому +43

    "WHY ARE YOU DOING THINGS"
    basically my brain when i do things

    • @aleixiaprof7155
      @aleixiaprof7155 5 років тому

      Flurby That Weird Kirby Haha, I love your profile pic😂

    • @TarigonTetradactyl
      @TarigonTetradactyl 5 років тому

      Aleixia Prof
      *Kumertorah use PK Fire!
      *Kumertorah was sent to jail for holding firearms!

    • @aleixiaprof7155
      @aleixiaprof7155 5 років тому

      *Aleixia used PK Lol*
      *Aleixia laughed too hard and collapsed...*
      *Aleixia lost the battle...*

  • @chthoniceldritchdeitywithp4977
    @chthoniceldritchdeitywithp4977 5 років тому +26

    Ailments! Gotta catch ‘em all!
    It’s you and (Ail)me(ents).
    *I KNOW IT’S MY DESTINY*
    _Ailments!_
    _Yeah..!_ *We’re* (not) *friends.*
    My health I can’t defend!

  • @lightnights4275
    @lightnights4275 3 роки тому +3

    "I'm gonna collect them all!"
    Covid: YAAAAS! MAH TIME HAS COME!

  • @kittyninjabolt1332
    @kittyninjabolt1332 5 років тому +15

    “ do you ever feel like you wanna do nothing... FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE!”
    - Lauren 2019

  • @emjhorton
    @emjhorton 4 роки тому +59

    Lauren: ByE fEliShA
    Me: when I die don’t cry just look up to the sky and say ByE fEliShA

  • @cloudycloud9247
    @cloudycloud9247 5 років тому +296

    Lauren! You chose to do something!
    *yOU TapPeD tHe sCreEN*

  • @thegaminggals9498
    @thegaminggals9498 2 роки тому +2

    1:18
    Im honored Lauren said my name

  • @hazbinedits_1186
    @hazbinedits_1186 4 роки тому +57

    I did this challenge and I watch my mom choke and die on a bug. Also I didn’t plan her funeral 😂😂😂😂

  • @arachnids8grip
    @arachnids8grip 5 років тому +48

    You just get the lazy badge, :p
    I added you in my thing and my nephews keep marrying you xDD

  • @maliacross4949
    @maliacross4949 4 роки тому +13

    "I have depression and there's nothing I can do about it"
    Children with depression: You don't feel our pain

  • @mousemonarchy
    @mousemonarchy 9 місяців тому +3

    "i have depression and theres literally nothing i can do about it" me too lauren 😃

  • @justjolkie
    @justjolkie 5 років тому +21

    *I have hives*
    YYAAAAYYY~
    -Lauren 2019

  • @uthics
    @uthics 5 років тому +16

    Pokemon players: pokemon gotta catch em all!!
    Lauren: DISEASES GOTTA CATCH EM ALL BOI.

  • @ghostsomenswho
    @ghostsomenswho 5 років тому +18

    *Lauren: (6 years old) This might be the shortest Bitlife ever.*
    I once had a Bitlife where I was diagnosed with heart cancer at 2 years old, and then I got anxiety at three years old, and then died at four 😐

    • @NataliaRamirez-mt1fw
      @NataliaRamirez-mt1fw 5 років тому +5

      one time I got cancer at 1 and died at 2 in bitlife... rad

    • @ghostsomenswho
      @ghostsomenswho 5 років тому +2

      @@NataliaRamirez-mt1fw Damn. Sad life

    • @sillysillyleah
      @sillysillyleah 5 років тому

      I have cancer lives too.
      (LUNAR STAR): Diagnosed heart cancer at 2, Depression at 3, died at 5
      (SOLAR STAR): Diagnosed kidney cancer at 1, Depression at 2, died at 4
      And they weren't even SISTERS.

    • @danielkjellgren749
      @danielkjellgren749 5 років тому +1

      I have committed suecide at age 0

    • @ghostsomenswho
      @ghostsomenswho 5 років тому

      @@danielkjellgren749 How is that even possible 🤔...

  • @rosemarytaylor2055
    @rosemarytaylor2055 3 роки тому +1

    Ok but that thumbnail though! It is sooooooooooo good! Oh my god! Wow! Just wow! Lauren’s face and hair and makeup is sooooooooooooo amazing! It was half the reason I click on this video the other was that it was by Lauren but you know.