MOOCHING Off My YouTube Friends ...in BitLife

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  • Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
  • Today I attempted to mooch money off my UA-cam friends... while playing the Life Simulation app game called BitLife. Who will give me money to survive??
    My First Time Playing BitLife: • MY BITLIFE IS FALLING ...
    BitLife App: itunes.apple.c...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @gongfourz_bby
    @gongfourz_bby 5 років тому +509

    “That one!”
    *proceeds to point at worm*
    “Yes, that is the best one!”

  • @themagicalmess4742
    @themagicalmess4742 4 роки тому +2727

    "Can I ask my cat for money?"
    "I cannot."
    Me: Yeah we all know cats would never give us their money

    • @yamyam7697
      @yamyam7697 4 роки тому +11

      R/wooosh she was just joking

    • @GildedTopaz
      @GildedTopaz 4 роки тому +8

      Aesthetic Key why am I getting r/oopsdidntmeanto vibes from that second one

    • @LilyLovely
      @LilyLovely 4 роки тому +11

      Cuz they push it off the table and lost it like all cats do

    • @genevieveschumm746
      @genevieveschumm746 4 роки тому +4

      Candy Cane Corner the Creeper the real question is, can u ask a dog?

    • @themagicalmess4742
      @themagicalmess4742 4 роки тому +3

      @@genevieveschumm746 I don't know..!

  • @ellenfarmery8406
    @ellenfarmery8406 5 років тому +313

    Lauren:No one will give money
    *dates James charles * still doesn't get money.

    • @averagechannelname9969
      @averagechannelname9969 5 років тому +38

      Of course not. Lauren isn't a straight guy.

    • @zomaimee2.056
      @zomaimee2.056 5 років тому +1

      Apollavin :P Don’t call out a sister like that. Pft.

    • @sebziez
      @sebziez 5 років тому +1

      Ellen Farmery ew

  • @gumi1098
    @gumi1098 4 роки тому +324

    Best Lauren quotes ever:
    “Can I ask my cat for money? I cannot.”
    “Joey is Iran’s leader?”

  • @skuffin9357
    @skuffin9357 5 років тому +1538

    Omg so Lauren got a car from Scott, later on in life she dates him, then Scott wouldn't give her money so she kills him using the car that she bought from him. SAVAGE

  • @katja9319
    @katja9319 5 років тому +6012

    - *This is literally just a video of Lauren getting rejected by every single youtuber.... Rip Lauren*

    • @elliott..tube..1998
      @elliott..tube..1998 5 років тому +9

      Wolfy __Xx true xD

    • @jahredmatthewsuarez6607
      @jahredmatthewsuarez6607 5 років тому +22

      Aurescent gamez_ you litteraly have 3k subs and your asking for more? If i were u i wouldnt you should be thankful you have 3k subs and i only have 5 or 6

    • @Nicoleismailova
      @Nicoleismailova 5 років тому +5

      Wolfy __Xx thanks for the spoilers or endgame

    • @merttess9523
      @merttess9523 5 років тому +3

      Agreed RIP lauren

    • @AthL-p7i
      @AthL-p7i 5 років тому +2

      I Know Right 😭

  • @lauranacurrence897
    @lauranacurrence897 5 років тому +328

    Lauren: *Didn't get the interview for Exotic Dancer (For Shane Dawson's Showgirls may I add)* Welp I guess I'll just be a worm picker.
    Me: -_________-

  • @smp2716
    @smp2716 4 роки тому +129

    “Now David how adorable am I from a scale from 1 to money” am I the only person that found that so funny

  • @kaneadshajones8787
    @kaneadshajones8787 5 років тому +787

    Lauren: FINALLY SOMEBODY LOVES ME!
    Bobby:Hello darkness my old friend

  • @cmoore_8234
    @cmoore_8234 5 років тому +85

    6:45 "I didn't get an interview for the Exotic Dancer position at *Shane Dawson's* Showgirls." Lmao!! 🤣🤣

    • @reesesmith6272
      @reesesmith6272 5 років тому +7

      I can't believe Shane owns an exotic dancing club in bitlife!

  • @pirate_girlll7477
    @pirate_girlll7477 5 років тому +492

    Lauren: Bijuu Mike rejected me..... I hate him even more now!
    Me: Yeah, purple over green FOREVER!!! 💜💜💜

    • @trulygreen2634
      @trulygreen2634 5 років тому +8

      Rude you just said 💜 over 💚
      (Green is my favorite color)

    • @bluerse6360
      @bluerse6360 5 років тому +3

      Bijju mike dyed his hair

    • @actuallygacha1136
      @actuallygacha1136 5 років тому +11

      Nanaloves to play it’s not being rude it’s called having an opinion (plus how is she supposed to know it’s your favorite color)

    • @sonyab1974
      @sonyab1974 5 років тому

      @Snek Wolf ROFL!

    • @bread6391
      @bread6391 5 років тому +3

      Nanaloves to play green is not a creative color (you probably don’t get that reference)

  • @adiscontinuedchannel.8209
    @adiscontinuedchannel.8209 4 роки тому +50

    “That one. That’s the best worm.”
    *Lauren’s best words of 2019*

  • @thisisaloadofbarnacles4123
    @thisisaloadofbarnacles4123 5 років тому +1046

    THE EXOTIC DANCER ONE WAS “SHANE DAWSON’S SHOW GIRLS” I CANNOT- 😂 😂😂😆😆
    *_s l o o t_*

  • @literallycalgabriel
    @literallycalgabriel 5 років тому +256

    Joey is.... *IRANS LEADER NOW?!?!* what kinda parallel universe is this?

  • @MantisM1
    @MantisM1 4 роки тому +1132

    Lauren: JOEY IS IRAN’S LEADER?!
    Me: *WHEEEEEEZE*

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 4 роки тому +633

    Lauren: I hate you BijuuMike.
    One year later: *playing Among Us together*

  • @minichurro2783
    @minichurro2783 5 років тому +400

    Lauren: YES! JAY I LOVE YOU
    Bobby: and i oop-

  • @Whew.global
    @Whew.global 5 років тому +1026

    Lauren:I'm dating Joel
    Lizzie: Sleep with one EYE open 😡🔪

  • @yukichan1630
    @yukichan1630 5 років тому +866

    “cAn I aSk My CaT fOr MoNeY”
    Me: no you can’t

    • @letmebemyself2251
      @letmebemyself2251 5 років тому +3

      Rachel Moore I kissed my cat and now I have a channel named “Cat girl Go! Demon!” Cuz I’m a demon! 😹😹😹😹😹😹

    • @letmebemyself2251
      @letmebemyself2251 5 років тому +1

      It’s OK! Idc

    • @kittylover7233
      @kittylover7233 5 років тому +2

      OfC u CaN

    • @sianeds
      @sianeds 5 років тому +2

      mY cAT gIvES mE 1828477,3847649485757847757585 A. dAy bOi

    • @petronella4883
      @petronella4883 5 років тому +1

      Heyyyyy hows it doing

  • @cornbeef3235
    @cornbeef3235 4 роки тому +186

    Lauren: I need money!
    Lauren again: Give me money Ursula!
    Lauren: Sell her 😈

    • @gyusbuckethat9838
      @gyusbuckethat9838 4 роки тому +5

      When I saw this
      Lauren said "I love you Ursula"

    • @badwolf2527
      @badwolf2527 3 роки тому +1

      Hey, I would do it
      Because
      I am the evilness
      I would sell an adorable kitten
      Because I a afraid of cats

  • @ghostlymori
    @ghostlymori 5 років тому +188

    First dating Joel, then Lizzie. They are married.

    • @kianfisher2253
      @kianfisher2253 5 років тому +4

      She was at the wedding 😂❤

    • @karlymorales4492
      @karlymorales4492 5 років тому +3

      Are they? I thought they were just engaged..

    • @kianfisher2253
      @kianfisher2253 5 років тому +2

      Yes they have pictures of the wedding on many diffrent youtubers ig pages 😂 they're my favorite why would i lie? They've been engaged for almost a year they got married the 10th of may, 2019.

    • @tanaya5372
      @tanaya5372 5 років тому +4

      @@karlymorales4492 They got married on the 11th of May

    • @irefusetousethisaccountanymore
      @irefusetousethisaccountanymore 5 років тому +1

      @Milky Meg Meg You can't be someone's wife and girlfriend

  • @allforYAHUAH
    @allforYAHUAH 5 років тому +49

    13:30, anyone notice that Scott works at the LdShadowlady Company? 😂😂 (for marine biology)

  • @FealinYummy
    @FealinYummy 5 років тому +143

    Lauren try to marry them. Then wait a year or two. Then try to ask them for money. Hope it works

    • @starykun1625
      @starykun1625 5 років тому +3

      You both are right. I did that in this game once.

  • @jolyneismybitch6041
    @jolyneismybitch6041 4 роки тому +466

    *POV:Looking through the comments to find a youtubers comment*

  • @rhythmtg
    @rhythmtg 4 роки тому +207

    Lauren: on a scale of 1 to money?
    Me: *chokes on coca cola*

  • @iheartvideoessays
    @iheartvideoessays 5 років тому +192

    I dyed my hair purple after you re-did you'res, I was scared to at first,but I thought if you could do it,I could to! I love your vids,and they make me feel better about myself. Thank you,deer queen YASSS.

    • @d0ntcry976
      @d0ntcry976 5 років тому +4

      In that pic your hair isnt purple

    • @caliecat8275
      @caliecat8275 5 років тому +7

      Valerie ,linxx so? They probably haven’t updated their profile picture yet

    • @kaylee1769
      @kaylee1769 5 років тому +7

      @@d0ntcry976 So? Profile photos don't gotta be recent photos of yourself

    • @Mysticalgacha908
      @Mysticalgacha908 5 років тому +5

      I dyed my hair purple to!

    • @siennamccaffery4043
      @siennamccaffery4043 5 років тому +5

      I also dyed my hair purple 😄

  • @zaramilanova6117
    @zaramilanova6117 5 років тому +330

    NOBODY WILL LOVE ME! - LaurenZside 2019
    This is actually a mood tho.....

    • @iheartvideoessays
      @iheartvideoessays 5 років тому +1

      Quote of the year

    • @TheTiff2727
      @TheTiff2727 5 років тому

      I literally said the same thing

    • @aurescentgamez_
      @aurescentgamez_ 5 років тому +2

      Hello again! I know you'll never see this it's just lately I have lost sooooo many subs! (it's not a lie it's true!!!) I am seriously not trying to advertise it's just If one person would just be kind enough to sub to me it'll mean a lot to me to help me get back to where my sub goal was!! I am sorry if yyou find me annoying it's just so sad... :(

    • @iheartvideoessays
      @iheartvideoessays 5 років тому

      @@TheTiff2727 what?

  • @Followthecat893
    @Followthecat893 3 роки тому +6

    Laurn:”NO ONE WILL LOVEEE MEEEE”
    Bobby:”Am I the forgotten one?”

  • @ivyy1109
    @ivyy1109 5 років тому +1484

    - *Jefree Star is a plastic surgeon* -
    𝙸𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌
    Edit: thank you for all the likes I literally posted this last night! Btw you guys are all so funny 😂😂💞💞

  • @Katielovegood44
    @Katielovegood44 5 років тому +3869

    Did Lauren just change James charles' sexuality 😂😂🙈🙈

  • @lold2041
    @lold2041 5 років тому +149

    Lauren: That one! That one is the best worm!!
    Me: **spits out tea**

  • @adiscontinuedchannel.8209
    @adiscontinuedchannel.8209 4 роки тому +23

    “Yammy! My bff!”
    Lauren- what about those times you called her a “bish”?

  • @kremimeow
    @kremimeow 5 років тому +138

    All the youtubers are BROKE? The adpocolypse must've hit them hard...😂😂

  • @anthrodrawz1895
    @anthrodrawz1895 5 років тому +216

    *mr. beast doesn't have any money*
    *SNIFF*
    I AM CONFUSION? ?!!

    • @kankasaurr6727
      @kankasaurr6727 5 років тому +2

      AnthroDrawz I am much confused too!

    • @anthrodrawz1895
      @anthrodrawz1895 5 років тому +2

      @@kankasaurr6727 Ahhh hi Kody!!

    • @aquaaa7765
      @aquaaa7765 5 років тому +1

      AnthroDrawz 😂😂i Am CoNfUsIoN😂😂

  • @wassay8663
    @wassay8663 5 років тому +518

    5 views 47 likes?????!
    Every one give yt a round of applause

    • @abigailhorner4340
      @abigailhorner4340 5 років тому +7

      *slow clap*

    • @iheartvideoessays
      @iheartvideoessays 5 років тому +8

      They are way into the future,huh!?

    • @sleeping_girl_101_counting9
      @sleeping_girl_101_counting9 5 років тому +8

      how many claps
      O well
      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @AlexeArt
      @AlexeArt 5 років тому +5

      *claps*

    • @jortstarz
      @jortstarz 5 років тому +6

      applause*

  • @PastelbulaKitty
    @PastelbulaKitty 3 роки тому +2

    Worm Picker: Fish-bait picker Gathers worms to be used as fish bait: Walks about grassy areas, for example gardens, parks, and golf courses, after dark and picks up earthworms (commonly called dew worms and night crawlers). ... Sorts worms and packs them in containers for shipment.

  • @Womanplaysgolf
    @Womanplaysgolf 5 років тому +91

    Lauren: I have no body to love
    Bobby: AM I NOTHING TO YOU?!?!
    The other youtubers: Well you are a youtuber so....

    • @adamk2201
      @adamk2201 4 роки тому +2

      @Bcc_playz welcome to my channel what-

    • @chuumisaayaw
      @chuumisaayaw 4 роки тому +2

      @Bcc_playz And Mac_playz Wha-

  • @zedrikcayne
    @zedrikcayne 5 років тому +44

    16:59
    Ldshadowlady hired you to pick worms!

    • @lucy129_
      @lucy129_ 5 років тому +4

      Zedrik Cayne yeah and Shane Dawson rejected her application for the strip club

    • @peytonmarie1385
      @peytonmarie1385 5 років тому +1

      Zedrik Cayne And Shane Dawson denied her from being an exotic dancer 😂

  • @ashleyplayz3914
    @ashleyplayz3914 5 років тому +367

    Me: *sees MrBeast donated 100,000 dollars*
    Sounds about right

  • @just.marinette
    @just.marinette 2 роки тому +2

    I love your job Lauren
    Their job involves gathering worms to be used as fish bait. They do this by walking around grassy areas such as gardens, parks and golf courses, after dark and picking up earthworms.

  • @shmophia5026
    @shmophia5026 5 років тому +303

    David how much do you love me on a scale from one to MONEY?
    The question we should all ask our gf/bf

    • @pee7804
      @pee7804 5 років тому +4

      I told my sister and guess what.....!😃
      She said none! T^T😣

    • @LittleKittenOWO
      @LittleKittenOWO 5 років тому +1

      I laughed at that part in the video lmao

    • @monicagarcia7668
      @monicagarcia7668 5 років тому

      I dont have a bf/gf and i dont want one

  • @gongfourz_bby
    @gongfourz_bby 5 років тому +342

    "Can I ask my cat for money?"
    ~Lauren 2019
    Edit: Oof thanks for all the likes I feel special. 😂

  • @buddys7913
    @buddys7913 5 років тому +26

    3:50
    I was dying inside when Lauren called Mike good looking. XD

  • @intigarcia5846
    @intigarcia5846 2 роки тому +1

    I'm so sorry Laren that nobody gave you any money:(
    At least we enjoyed watching your video and got a good laugh! Maybe one of us will give you money to make you feel better😁😁😄😄😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💖❤💖❤❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎

  • @teagan_pinerock
    @teagan_pinerock 5 років тому +2696

    Can we just appreciate that Shane Dawson owned the exotic dancer ‘squad’? 😂
    Edit: Uhm.... what happening?! So many likes lmao the most I’ve ever got is 48 😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️ tysm

    • @technoboo4740
      @technoboo4740 5 років тому +26

      *_Just Chloe_* your keep spamming this on Lauren’s vids just stop and you did this a long time ago..

    • @zainah9821
      @zainah9821 5 років тому +7

      *_Just Chloe_* I would consider doing it...If she subbed to me first 😎🥳😍

    • @froggymuddi5386
      @froggymuddi5386 5 років тому +7

      Finally someone else noticed thst

    • @ccbun8282
      @ccbun8282 5 років тому +10

      *_Just Chloe_* she has a lot of subs already

    • @reddestcherry
      @reddestcherry 5 років тому +3

      @@chloeandtucker I subbed !!

  • @moistsponge8007
    @moistsponge8007 5 років тому +315

    Lauren tried to get money in BitLife: Denied
    Me randomly opening bitlife and casually ask someone for money: gets 24,000 dollars
    I guess it really does work sometimes 😂

    • @earth3202
      @earth3202 4 роки тому +3

      saudi arabia

    • @kihatopleb
      @kihatopleb 4 роки тому

      @@earth3202 i live in saduia arab but im eg🇪🇬

    • @earth3202
      @earth3202 4 роки тому +1

      @@kihatopleb vans exist

    • @Jemmaz_n0t.ur5
      @Jemmaz_n0t.ur5 4 роки тому +1

      WTF HAHA

    • @adamk2201
      @adamk2201 4 роки тому

      👏🏻 RICH 👏🏻 WIVES 👏🏻

  • @DustyFsh
    @DustyFsh 4 роки тому +577

    Whenever she “”broke up with James Charles”” she should’ve said “bye sisters” not “bye falisha”

  • @stillbreathing3778
    @stillbreathing3778 4 роки тому +60

    Isn’t it ironic how she was dating Lizzie RIGHT after Joel

  • @UrsulasRevenge
    @UrsulasRevenge 5 років тому +17

    "no body wants her..ME EITHER, URSULA"
    I've been called out 👀

  • @mxblue_sky
    @mxblue_sky 5 років тому +148

    Best scale: "on a scale of 1 to money"
    -LaurenZside

  • @xlunar_artzx578
    @xlunar_artzx578 5 років тому +85

    Mom: ( sips coffee)
    Lauren: “ money????”
    Brother : ( playing video games )
    Lauren: “ money ?????”

  • @KHRODHI
    @KHRODHI 4 роки тому +15

    I love how she just killed Scott cause he didn’t give her money😂😂

  • @weebsofgacha7810
    @weebsofgacha7810 5 років тому +374

    When James Charles is in it and you remember the Tati tea.
    *bye sister*

    • @swiftie..13
      @swiftie..13 5 років тому +9

      Pancakez Blueberryz & Cherryz nah we cant use “sister” anymore 😂😂

    • @sebaztianramirez8903
      @sebaztianramirez8903 5 років тому +1

      James still rules

    • @jaykorsnes8919
      @jaykorsnes8919 5 років тому +4

      Pancakez Blueberryz & Cherryz Well that “sister” James is now adopted away.

    • @gachakitties9115
      @gachakitties9115 5 років тому +1

      Pancakez Blueberryz & Cherryz get canceled

    • @stinkybunnys5196
      @stinkybunnys5196 5 років тому +3

      I am still subbed to him. We *ALL* make mistakes, it might even make him depressed. Just back off ok?

  • @rambo_angel3124
    @rambo_angel3124 5 років тому +192

    Roses are red,
    Violets are Blue ,
    What did i put,
    This will Never rhyme,
    Microwave

    • @catlover1589
      @catlover1589 5 років тому +6

      Wow are you a poet?
      👌 such a good ryme

    • @evienoneofurbusiness1644
      @evienoneofurbusiness1644 5 років тому +5

      This is the quality comment I was looking for lol

    • @TitaniumDolphin
      @TitaniumDolphin 5 років тому +5

      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      My name is Dave,
      Microwave

    • @delaney6984
      @delaney6984 5 років тому +1

      I don’t know what this is but I love it

    • @instantnoodles3165
      @instantnoodles3165 5 років тому +2

      @@TitaniumDolphin Roses are Red
      Violets are blue My name is Dave
      And Microwave too (IT RHYMES)

  • @m1r312
    @m1r312 5 років тому +115

    “Nobody will love me 😭”
    *bobby in the corner.... cri**
    Edit: wow this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten 😂I have something to say to you all...
    SUBSCRIBE TO CRAZYMODGURL

  • @twistygrl
    @twistygrl 4 роки тому +16

    Lauren: I can be a WORM PICKER soo do I get a line up of worm's and be like THAT ONE. Me: wat?

  • @hannahmalcolmson5252
    @hannahmalcolmson5252 5 років тому +187

    I got the mooch ribbon when I was trying to get the crazy cat lady, I had like 100 cats and I didn’t get crazy cat lady

    • @lucy129_
      @lucy129_ 5 років тому +4

      were you a boy?

    • @aimee2352
      @aimee2352 5 років тому +2

      Nice

    • @maziedavis9011
      @maziedavis9011 5 років тому +9

      Flying Kitty-Cat oh my god I had 157 cats and I got the rich ribbon I was so mad

    • @blaqsinasta
      @blaqsinasta 5 років тому +2

      Mazie Davis me to!

    • @sapuffy7434
      @sapuffy7434 5 років тому +3

      Flying Kitty-Cat yOu wErE mOoChiNg oFf oF tHe cAts!! ;c *jk I dunno what I’m talking about*

  • @user-dl3ds1fl7k
    @user-dl3ds1fl7k 5 років тому +83

    I love how the makeup artist is the plastic sergeon... XDDDDD

  • @chaoticfox7749
    @chaoticfox7749 5 років тому +79

    Lauren: “ Ok Daivd. How adorable am i on a scale of 1 to money?”
    Me: Starts chucling because Lauren said a very funny thing

  • @epicfreakingguy4156
    @epicfreakingguy4156 4 роки тому +12

    Lauren: The best game is bit life
    Animal crossing: How dare
    Among us: Ugh
    Tomadochi life: Really? Wow Jeeze

  • @relentlessaria6600
    @relentlessaria6600 5 років тому +103

    Tip-If You Escape In Prison Emigrate To Another Country Quick But You Have To Be Rich

    • @25PookieBear25
      @25PookieBear25 5 років тому +2

      And how do you know this?

    • @breannajohnson22
      @breannajohnson22 5 років тому +2

      K Nolen first make sure you have a lot of money. Then change your gender to get through

    • @lauranacurrence897
      @lauranacurrence897 5 років тому +1

      Tip-Don't go to jail! Duh

    • @spec3323
      @spec3323 5 років тому +1

      Tip - Try not to get caught

    • @realkaylaxox8198
      @realkaylaxox8198 5 років тому +1

      They won’t let you emigrate because you escaped prison 🙄

  • @Stephungus
    @Stephungus 4 роки тому +67

    “Let’s ask her out”
    “We would’ve been perfect together!”
    ItFunneh,and everyone she asked out: I’M SO SCARED-

  • @h0ney.fr0g8
    @h0ney.fr0g8 5 років тому +55

    Anyone else realize that the exotic dancer was for Shane Dawson's Showgirls? 😂😂😂

  • @Snakelover424
    @Snakelover424 4 роки тому +1

    Lauren:*gets rejected many times*
    Bobby: don’t worry I will love you
    Us: AWWW TRUE LOVE

  • @c4t1vr
    @c4t1vr 5 років тому +30

    Nobody:
    Lauren: OOH WORM PICKER POSITIONS IM THE BEST WORM PICKER

  • @alishanoor4171
    @alishanoor4171 5 років тому +32

    Who remembers when Lauren did Minecraft? I miss those days.

  • @buckaroo_yas6760
    @buckaroo_yas6760 5 років тому +39

    10:03 "You are now dating Joel!"
    Lizzie "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @oolgeboogle8727
    @oolgeboogle8727 4 роки тому +12

    “I’m gonna kill him if he doesn’t give me money”
    Me: you could use you sassy squishy Scott voodo doll 😆

    • @Killsh0ts
      @Killsh0ts 4 роки тому

      Or a death note-

    • @oolgeboogle8727
      @oolgeboogle8727 4 роки тому

      @@Killsh0ts it’s from a video but that would work too

  • @MidnightWolf101
    @MidnightWolf101 5 років тому +91

    Lauren, while very alarmed: “Joey is Iran’s leader how?!?!”
    Me, laughing while looking at the ridiculousness of what BitLife said: “How am I surprised?”
    *later in the video*
    Lauren: “JOEY ALSO HAS HIS OWN LAW FIRM?!?!”
    Me: *spits my nonexistent digital tea which is actually nonexistent digital coffee*

  • @kadeza295
    @kadeza295 5 років тому +111

    You literally dated James Charles! Then Mr.Beast had no money! Then NO ONE had money! Like OOF!

  • @maja7795
    @maja7795 5 років тому +68

    OMG I was just thinking I wish Lauren would post a BitLife vid!!!!! You are so beautiful and funny❤️ and I LOVE your hair💜❤️

  • @ankira3154
    @ankira3154 3 роки тому +1

    LAUREENNNN THIS WAS SO FUNNN PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESEEE

  • @teresapurdie4958
    @teresapurdie4958 5 років тому +122

    “Can I ask my cat for money?” - Lauren 2019

  • @PAWPatrolFanaticAUTTP
    @PAWPatrolFanaticAUTTP 4 роки тому +45

    Every time
    You: Can I have money?
    Your UA-cam Friends: No
    That happens every time

  • @jessiann82
    @jessiann82 4 роки тому +147

    Lauren: And our mom already loves us CUZ SHE HAS TOO
    gacha characters : Actually-

    • @adamk2201
      @adamk2201 4 роки тому +13

      Every blond mom in every gacha story: ew I hate that one. Now that other kid, I'll spoil them their entire life.

    • @xXStarlightGachaXx
      @xXStarlightGachaXx 4 роки тому +11

      @@adamk2201
      Gacha mother: Eww that one is ugly-
      Gacha Father: But it looks likes me?
      G. Mother: The other one is beautiful
      G. Father: It looks like you?

    • @MariBerry
      @MariBerry 4 роки тому +5

      Not every story but I like the joke

    • @okay3435
      @okay3435 4 роки тому +1

      I-

    • @candykyujung
      @candykyujung 3 роки тому

      Me: actually-

  • @Mockingjay975
    @Mockingjay975 4 роки тому +13

    Lauren: Biju Mike rejected me
    Captions: bees you might rejected me

  • @mxllie_jane
    @mxllie_jane 5 років тому +57

    O god I’m scared...
    MOTHER OF FOOD SAVE ME PLEASE!

  • @willownorman
    @willownorman 5 років тому +131

    Once in BitLife I started dating a guy at 16 and stayed with him until I died, I lived until 90 LOL
    Edit: thx for the likes guys!!!

    • @kaitlynn3894
      @kaitlynn3894 5 років тому +6

      Cool once I got a boyfriend named John Andrews at 14 and we stayed till he died at 96 and I died 14 years after

    • @cutecuddlydonuts
      @cutecuddlydonuts 5 років тому

      That is SOME relationship

    • @ultimateassasinluna1332
      @ultimateassasinluna1332 5 років тому +1

      I lived until 100

    • @ultimateassasinluna1332
      @ultimateassasinluna1332 5 років тому

      in bitlife

    • @yiyaw7985
      @yiyaw7985 5 років тому +1

      I dated a guy in BitLife when I was 16 and I stayed with him when I was 112 and died...😂😂😂

  • @somebodyidk3336
    @somebodyidk3336 4 роки тому +76

    Lauren: My mother’s name is “Valeria” what kind of name is that?
    Me, who has a kid in my class called “Valeria”: .-.

    • @hathatthechineseshark8168
      @hathatthechineseshark8168 4 роки тому +5

      Poor valerias

    • @fxck_off_its.val69
      @fxck_off_its.val69 4 роки тому +2

      My name is Valeria and that hurt :( IT IS NOT A WEIRD NAME ITS JUST SPECIAL!!!

    • @somebodyidk3336
      @somebodyidk3336 4 роки тому +1

      @@fxck_off_its.val69 I’m sorry
      If someone says that your name is weird then just take it as a compliment because it means that it is unique 😊

    • @fxck_off_its.val69
      @fxck_off_its.val69 4 роки тому +2

      @@somebodyidk3336 yeah i get that a lot anyways, Teachers can't pronounce it right...but i guess my parents gave me a unique name

    • @lunacontrols6805
      @lunacontrols6805 4 роки тому

      @@fxck_off_its.val69 Sometimes youtubers forget how other people will see and hear what they do or say and it can hurt people.

  • @dilank.4132
    @dilank.4132 3 роки тому +9

    Nobody:
    Lauren gets a call from Kassie saying she was a mistake

  • @onyxjaee
    @onyxjaee 5 років тому +159

    "My mom gave me $4 and my cat gave me a dead chipmunk"
    -LaurenZside

    • @mariemut-thurston3792
      @mariemut-thurston3792 4 роки тому

      As I was reading this I was listening to the video and I heard what you were talking about 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @savviors
      @savviors 4 роки тому

      ItzPipPlayz (*´꒳`*)

    • @kellyglinski2143
      @kellyglinski2143 4 роки тому

      @Game master en Gamer girl ???

  • @lahniyt1211
    @lahniyt1211 5 років тому +28

    “I mean this is pretty spot on”
    Me dead

  • @yeahyeah4001
    @yeahyeah4001 5 років тому +774

    james didn’t give you any money bc you weren’t a straight guy.
    oof

    • @moved9676
      @moved9676 5 років тому +2

      No he’s broke, it was consensual

    • @yeahyeah4001
      @yeahyeah4001 5 років тому +3

      @@moved9676 r/wooooosh

    • @moved9676
      @moved9676 5 років тому

      Bmac r/uwu

    • @yeahyeah4001
      @yeahyeah4001 5 років тому

      @@moved9676 r/ohno

    • @leovaldez7326
      @leovaldez7326 5 років тому

      Athena •Chan• Athena is my name!!!😃

  • @izzy3319
    @izzy3319 4 роки тому +15

    lauren: *gets like no money*
    6y me in bitlife asking my mum once:
    my bit life mum: here 500 bucks

    • @c4k3i32
      @c4k3i32 3 роки тому

      My bitlife mom:here 4,000!😘

  • @xmelodyedits
    @xmelodyedits 5 років тому +569

    *when we all comment and haven't watched the whole video*
    Edit: Almost 300 likes in 1 hour? I am mind blown thank you!

  • @evabeexd
    @evabeexd 4 роки тому +117

    Lauren: “Biju Mike I hate you! I mean I knows it’s a game but STILL!”
    It’s like when you get upset at someone because of something that they did in your dream 😂😂😂

    • @adamk2201
      @adamk2201 4 роки тому +3

      I'm still mad at my classmate for making me give her all my toast in a dream in 2019.

    • @Ellie333jmtqkl
      @Ellie333jmtqkl 4 роки тому +1

      @@adamk2201 I see you *everywhere*

    • @mariatine11
      @mariatine11 4 роки тому +1

      @@adamk2201 Same they stole my chocolate

    • @starry_mocha130
      @starry_mocha130 4 роки тому +1

      Once my mum had a dream a friend of hers cut our dogs ears off, she unfriended her on Facebook and has hated her ever since 😂😂

    • @Hiya1212
      @Hiya1212 3 роки тому

      @@adamk2201 lol 😂

  • @oliwiadobrogowska6628
    @oliwiadobrogowska6628 5 років тому +45

    age 27 i tried to ignore the voices in my head
    ~bitlife psycho lauren

  • @KittenCass924
    @KittenCass924 4 роки тому +1

    Lauren "Nobody Will Love Mee!"
    Me "I will love u Lauren!" 🥺💗

  • @klosux
    @klosux 4 роки тому +101

    Lauren: *"Bye bye Shane."*
    Literally almost everyone after Shane's scandal/drama

    • @falsehope7530
      @falsehope7530 4 роки тому +3

      Lolz I was thinking that, like 'how is no one mentioning shane?!' XD

    • @klosux
      @klosux 4 роки тому +2

      @@falsehope7530 coz he's caNceLLed tHey sAy

    • @falsehope7530
      @falsehope7530 4 роки тому

      @@klosux HAHA yeah

    • @adamk2201
      @adamk2201 4 роки тому

      What happened?

    • @adamk2201
      @adamk2201 4 роки тому

      @@klosux or you can just tell me

  • @DustyFsh
    @DustyFsh 4 роки тому +39

    The title: GETTING MONEY FROM MY YT FRIENDS
    Thumbnail: she gave you 0 $

  • @toxic_unknown9277
    @toxic_unknown9277 5 років тому +12

    “Kassie!!!!”
    Kassie: “I’m so sorry Lauren”
    “I just wanted your money”
    Kassie: “Nevermind mistake”

  • @lxvely_kekee2936
    @lxvely_kekee2936 4 роки тому +1

    Lauren: *dAtEs jOeL*
    Lizzie: SIS WTF YOU DOIN?!

  • @lovelyartist3472
    @lovelyartist3472 5 років тому +41

    I played this game and my dad literally gave me 1,600$ 😂
    You can mooch of me, Lauren 👍🏻

  • @evelyncarver9862
    @evelyncarver9862 5 років тому +40

    I had a add pop up that said "do you ever need money do you have questions about money".
    Btw it was a debt add.

  • @xyra8821
    @xyra8821 5 років тому +761

    Roses are red
    Ketchup is too
    I got my first like
    Wait- why is it blue?

  • @joveixo118
    @joveixo118 4 роки тому +19

    Lauren: **trying to date in bitlife**
    Bobby watching her trying to date: 👁💧👄💧👁
    *5 years later, my POV*
    Me: **searches up LaurenxBobby**
    *no search results.*
    Me :,0

  • @midorigurin9359
    @midorigurin9359 5 років тому +89

    Huh?! He called you a SLOOT? I achieved a great bitlife goal, MARRYING YANDEREDEV
    Edit: Randomly adds this to yandev's comments

  • @toby_wankenobi
    @toby_wankenobi 5 років тому +84

    in BitLife, I made it to 113 and outlived my Mum, Dad, Younger Brother, my daughter, and nephews

  • @fatseal9999
    @fatseal9999 5 років тому +74

    Lauren:This is about right for BijuuMike
    *has 0 smarts*

    • @sillystringeater
      @sillystringeater 5 років тому +2

      But gacha Mike on the other hand...

    • @sillystringeater
      @sillystringeater 5 років тому +1

      @MegaWolf33 Why do people not get jokes. They're obviously the same person just let someone have fun

  • @Crappost2269
    @Crappost2269 4 роки тому +2

    Lauren: Thanks in advance guys!
    Also Lauren: *Gets no money*