I Only Choose the “SURPRISE ME” Option Until My Life is RUINED ...in BitLife

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  • @wheezingbisexual9957
    @wheezingbisexual9957 4 роки тому +762

    2:12
    "I'm apparently still 53% good looking. I don't see it but, I'll take it."
    Same :D

  • @dragonfire2806
    @dragonfire2806 4 роки тому +1500

    Lauren: I’m not pregnant,
    Everyone watching this in November: The future is now, old *Lauren*

  • @lyndamcgrath7265
    @lyndamcgrath7265 4 роки тому +751

    POV: your looking for a comments that's not "Lauren: "Im obviously not pregnant" Future Lauren: "I'm pregnant"

  • @crossedpawsgacha8702
    @crossedpawsgacha8702 3 роки тому +1703

    "Obviously I'm not pregnant"
    1 year later: *has a baby now*

    • @paintshells
      @paintshells 3 роки тому +27

      i love how all of the top comments are about her newborn daughter

    • @lalaplaysrmg998
      @lalaplaysrmg998 3 роки тому +35

      Lauren be like:I am not pregnant and I won’t be next year
      Next year:👨‍👩‍👧

    • @fetch75
      @fetch75 3 роки тому +11

      That aged well

    • @lindasmall4419
      @lindasmall4419 3 роки тому +5

      less then a year

    • @smdlorenn
      @smdlorenn 3 роки тому +4

      Ikr

  • @legos4360
    @legos4360 4 роки тому +1791

    Lauren: “obviously i’m not pregnant”
    Also lauren like 2 days ago: “so,,i’m pregnant”

    • @bbdarealcheesevtube3293
      @bbdarealcheesevtube3293 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @jagodajaniuk3048
      @jagodajaniuk3048 4 роки тому +19

      this is before she got pregnant ;-;

    • @reisberry5478
      @reisberry5478 4 роки тому +2

      @@legos4360 I'm not a troll but i don't wanna start a fight

    • @allieztar
      @allieztar 4 роки тому +1

      @@legos4360 You can see when it was made if you scroll down-

    • @reisberry5478
      @reisberry5478 4 роки тому

      @@legos4360 because I don't wanna start a fight, gosh

  • @reisberry5478
    @reisberry5478 4 роки тому +4671

    Lauren: *"Obviously I'm not pregnant"*
    Lauren in the future: *"I'm pregnant"*

    • @アイシャ-e1q
      @アイシャ-e1q 4 роки тому +19

      yusss

    • @feetsniffer893
      @feetsniffer893 4 роки тому +45

      I was about to comment that 😂

    • @ultravioletskye
      @ultravioletskye 4 роки тому +21

      I'm glad we're all on the same page and remember this 😂

    • @kayhi379
      @kayhi379 4 роки тому +7

      LMAOJFJDVSBEHDH THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @kayhi379
      @kayhi379 4 роки тому +4

      @@feetsniffer893 SAME LOLLLL

  • @izzyhandley7052
    @izzyhandley7052 4 роки тому +664

    Lauren: ‘I’m not pregnant’
    Me: ‘yes you are’

    • @annilaurila4712
      @annilaurila4712 4 роки тому +11

      She was not 9 months ago lol

    • @wh0sliss282
      @wh0sliss282 3 роки тому +2

      I said this tooo! Lol 😂

    • @tazriahito9617
      @tazriahito9617 3 роки тому +1

      I said the same thing

    • @zaraiigacha
      @zaraiigacha 6 місяців тому

      preganointanigantiant

    • @Gracelynntherat
      @Gracelynntherat 5 місяців тому +1

      Welp she’s pregnant again i hope melody loves her sibling

  • @esraonur2919
    @esraonur2919 3 роки тому +924

    When you're watching this and she already has a baby named Melody: Well, that story was different...

  • @Alice-mj2pr
    @Alice-mj2pr 4 роки тому +621

    Lauren: What if this was how I told Bobby I was pregnant
    9 months later: *takes out hoodie*

  • @rileypaige545
    @rileypaige545 4 роки тому +927

    “I’m not pregnant”then “IM PREGNANT!!!” Now

  • @rain3_cooki3
    @rain3_cooki3 4 роки тому +520

    How the bitlife went
    Jail: Lauren: Dangit
    Jail: Lauren: ok
    Jail: lauren: hey sistas I'm back

    • @kaitlyn.333
      @kaitlyn.333 4 роки тому +10

      LdCrystalwolfz I love how she is never necessarily mad about it

    • @mxxa7881
      @mxxa7881 4 роки тому +8

      LdCrystalWolfz oh my god THAT JUST HAPPENED

    • @destinyyoung7347
      @destinyyoung7347 4 роки тому +2

      @@angela.9843 3th... oh my god.

    • @fukoaf
      @fukoaf 4 роки тому +1

      Hi Crystal, Btw wobba wobba

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 роки тому

      @@angela.9843 Sorry to be that person...
      3rd*

  • @-pinkwednesday-
    @-pinkwednesday- 3 роки тому +207

    past lauren: “imagine if i got pregnant…”
    present lauren: if only i could tell her…

  • @rarebonedisease6551
    @rarebonedisease6551 4 роки тому +309

    Me: listening to video while drawing
    Lauren: "ooh! A friend!"
    What I hear: *"ew, a friend!"*

  • @meihanak0
    @meihanak0 4 роки тому +543

    8 months ago; I’m not pregnant obviously: 2020: IM PREGNAT

    • @felixcrumblecookie
      @felixcrumblecookie 4 роки тому +1

      Yep 👌🏼

    • @millyfilly8111
      @millyfilly8111 4 роки тому +3

      Pregnat?

    • @meihanak0
      @meihanak0 4 роки тому +8

      @@millyfilly8111 yes. Deal with my typing.

    • @luckyeight4148
      @luckyeight4148 4 роки тому +9

      Lauren:"I'm.?pregnat or am i.pregrenant? Pregregrant? Pregernat pregernant?"

    • @meihanak0
      @meihanak0 4 роки тому +2

      @@luckyeight4148PREGNAT duh

  • @nissh0ku881
    @nissh0ku881 4 роки тому +462

    "My mom died. She doesn't look very happy."
    -Lauren 2020

  • @mariashamoun2909
    @mariashamoun2909 3 роки тому +270

    Lauren: This could be the shortest live ever!
    Me: *Starts a bitlife, gets cancer at 1 year, dies from cancer at 3 years*

    • @swows106
      @swows106 3 роки тому +5

      Uh- uh- oh wow

    • @boba9223
      @boba9223 3 роки тому +7

      Omg In bitlife I had cancer when I was 1 👁️👄👁️

    • @vxnillaspriing3747
      @vxnillaspriing3747 3 роки тому +23

      once i died at 2 from a grenade launcher my brother shot at me. :'D

    • @ryiah749
      @ryiah749 3 роки тому +8

      One time in BitLife I died from a infected scratch

    • @vxnillaspriing3747
      @vxnillaspriing3747 3 роки тому +1

      @@boba9223 thats not possible lol you can only get things once you age up once

  • @softpaws34
    @softpaws34 4 роки тому +262

    anyone notice
    10:28: age 59: my niece, Cassandra, married James Charles, a 44 year old restaurant worker

    • @Anangelscries
      @Anangelscries 4 роки тому +6

      Lol

    • @softpaws34
      @softpaws34 4 роки тому +8

      @Averyplays- Roblox and more! ye go to the time mark to see for yourself

    • @Star-zh1ji
      @Star-zh1ji 4 роки тому +1

      oml i literally see it now-

    • @godlyoddlydeath
      @godlyoddlydeath 4 роки тому +3

      OMG BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @dog3274
      @dog3274 4 роки тому +1

      LMAIDKEJSNMSJSMDMMD OH MY GOD

  • @itsamyox
    @itsamyox 4 роки тому +188

    Lauren: 'my life is terrible and I am only 3'
    Me: MOOD

  • @amyyyyyyy3415
    @amyyyyyyy3415 4 роки тому +1114

    Nobody:
    The game:"your mother has married David dobrick"
    Lauren: WILL HE BUY ME A TESLA!?!?
    *MOOD*

    • @catbugthedog163
      @catbugthedog163 4 роки тому +6

      r/uselessnobody

    • @silvillie
      @silvillie 4 роки тому +9

      Catbug The Dog r/ihavereddit

    • @lxvedxxm
      @lxvedxxm 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @karolis5376
      @karolis5376 4 роки тому +2

      Its dobrik and who asked?

    • @rabbate3083
      @rabbate3083 4 роки тому

      Moonlight Gacha's the heck is wrong with your oc no offense

  • @elsie_d
    @elsie_d 3 роки тому +131

    2020 lauren: obviously im not preagnant
    2021lauren: ummmmm yeah you had no idea

    • @swaggy_bunny3173
      @swaggy_bunny3173 3 роки тому +1

      Ye🤣

    • @michaelademeterova4401
      @michaelademeterova4401 3 роки тому

      Actually in 2020 she was pregnant.

    • @SunsetCookie
      @SunsetCookie 3 роки тому

      She was pregnant in 2020

    • @catz_circus
      @catz_circus 3 роки тому

      *Early 2020 Lauren

    • @swows106
      @swows106 3 роки тому

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @dakotabilliu
    @dakotabilliu 4 роки тому +592

    Lauren's bitlife: This
    My bitlife: as soon as im born diagnosed with cancer, age two my dog dies, age three diagnosed with the corona virus, and age four diagnosed with depression. I am scared to age up.

  • @NicheNobody
    @NicheNobody 4 роки тому +349

    Lauren: “Obviously I’m not pregnant”
    Me, 8 months later: *oh is that so*

  • @viarose5553
    @viarose5553 4 роки тому +229

    "I dont actually have to make a decision"
    Ugh, I wish I didnt have to make decisions in REAL LIFE

  • @nataliaentalia
    @nataliaentalia 3 роки тому +25

    I wanted to read some comments but all I see is
    Lauren: „I'm not pregnant”
    Future Lauren: I Am pregnant

  • @dr.pepper_0006
    @dr.pepper_0006 4 роки тому +6687

    Everyone watching this after finding out that she was pregnant just laughing

  • @nila3090
    @nila3090 4 роки тому +476

    *”my life is terrible and I’m only three”*
    This made me think..that’s exactly how my life started-

    • @Shay-yk3cs
      @Shay-yk3cs 4 роки тому +3

      Same- 😂😂

    • @moved4645
      @moved4645 4 роки тому +15

      My mom died a day before my birthday

    • @mikellkling4497
      @mikellkling4497 4 роки тому +2

      Gunner Sansa oof

    • @thedevil2325
      @thedevil2325 4 роки тому +2

      Hell my life was already terrible when i was only 1min old

    • @CivilPenny
      @CivilPenny 4 роки тому +1

      @@mikellkling4497 sad😥😭

  • @ronronsworld3498
    @ronronsworld3498 4 роки тому +241

    Little did Lauren know 8 months later her shirt would be her reality

  • @Meowcatkittykat
    @Meowcatkittykat 3 роки тому +240

    “Obviously I’m not pregananant”
    11 months later
    “Hi guys I’m pegnant...”

    • @coco-pops8116
      @coco-pops8116 3 роки тому +2

      U spelled pregnant wrong twice lol

    • @Meowcatkittykat
      @Meowcatkittykat 3 роки тому +11

      @@coco-pops8116 yes, I know, that was the point

    • @idklol3390
      @idklol3390 3 роки тому +12

      gregnant

    • @coco-pops8116
      @coco-pops8116 3 роки тому +1

      @@Meowcatkittykat ur stoopid 🤪 lol

    • @coco-pops8116
      @coco-pops8116 3 роки тому +2

      @@idklol3390 pregananana doo doo doo havanananana

  • @YuriKamado-
    @YuriKamado- 4 роки тому +339

    “You can’t arrest me I’m a war hero” I was cracking up 😂

    • @jaiden7727
      @jaiden7727 4 роки тому +9

      finally found a comment that has nothing to do with her PREGNANCY

    • @karenbrown2567
      @karenbrown2567 3 роки тому +1

      @@jaiden7727 yas

    • @art1stwannabe
      @art1stwannabe 3 роки тому +3

      @@jaiden7727 Seriously tho,like why do comments just copy the popular ones 👁-👁

    • @coco-pops8116
      @coco-pops8116 3 роки тому +3

      This is literally the only comment not about her saying obviously I’m not pregnant

    • @clarep574
      @clarep574 3 роки тому +1

      @@jaiden7727 yes finally after years of searching

  • @Baileyyyyy667
    @Baileyyyyy667 4 роки тому +1357

    Lauren: my life is terrible and I’m only three

  • @randomchocolateenjoyer5393
    @randomchocolateenjoyer5393 4 роки тому +1471

    Lauren: *gets Coronavirus*
    Also Lauren: *doesn’t realize her bit-life self may have caused the pandemic*
    Edit: Thank you for all the likes! I’ve never gotten this much before!!

    • @acatonceattackedmeandscrat6302
      @acatonceattackedmeandscrat6302 4 роки тому +17

      YES

    • @wozaow
      @wozaow 4 роки тому +29

      I- just wow.... I’m speechless how wrong this is... the pandemic was a LOT less bad in February.

    • @haztac5973
      @haztac5973 4 роки тому +12

      Home Of Nog Ops yeah... my school has closed for the rest of the school year

    • @ryenixstyx5231
      @ryenixstyx5231 4 роки тому +1

      i was about to comment that

    • @juhi9474
      @juhi9474 4 роки тому +4

      Fun fact the corona virus was starting to get really bad in November 2019 in China but you're comment was really funny, this in no means is any hate, I'm just saying

  • @agnieszkaclarke35
    @agnieszkaclarke35 3 роки тому +35

    All of the comments Lauren: "Obviously I'm not pregnant"
    Lauren in the future: "I'm pregnant"
    Me: not anymore!

  • @emmamerida7589
    @emmamerida7589 4 роки тому +182

    Lauren: also don’t try to roll dice when making important life decisions
    Me: *slowly puts down dice i was about to roll*

    • @sandiereese6966
      @sandiereese6966 4 роки тому +1

      Emma Merida I will not like this, it is at 69 I’m sorry

    • @MsArtzy
      @MsArtzy 4 роки тому +2

      @@sandiereese6966 It's already ruined its at 92 likes

    • @herbfollower5165
      @herbfollower5165 4 роки тому

      Me: plays monopoly

    • @joshdavis5465
      @joshdavis5465 4 роки тому

      No it's at 122

    • @bunnybait6657
      @bunnybait6657 4 роки тому

      Cuphead please don't do that a second time

  • @4thi13
    @4thi13 4 роки тому +1712

    Lauren: chooses surprise me
    BitLife: I’m about to end this girl’s whole bitlife career
    Edit: \( •0• )/ 884 (rn 1.8k) likes omg!

    • @jwsnyderaal
      @jwsnyderaal 4 роки тому +11

      I know, I played as a boy and I kept getting symptoms, he kept ignoring it... twice he almost went to the doctor but he chose never mind. Then it said he died from heart diesese (I know I spelt it wrong auto correct doesn’t want to fix it, and it’s one of the couple words I can’t spell)

    • @miaula104
      @miaula104 4 роки тому +2

      @@jwsnyderaal HAHAHAHA

    • @jwsnyderaal
      @jwsnyderaal 4 роки тому +2

      miaula104 do you know what Salvation means or what the Laiden frost effect means or what a magenetar is or what a neutron Star is without searching them up? I know :/

    • @shannonp9497
      @shannonp9497 4 роки тому +2

      @@jwsnyderaal yes I'm in college and its disease just to tell you

    • @maccheats3661
      @maccheats3661 4 роки тому +2

      @@jwsnyderaal disease

  • @lavesteticsyt982
    @lavesteticsyt982 4 роки тому +666

    *"Your father married David Dobrik!"*
    *excuse me what-*

  • @edithslife4614
    @edithslife4614 3 роки тому +10

    Lauren : obviously I’m not pregnant
    Universe : little does she know 😏

  • @cakes0919
    @cakes0919 4 роки тому +74

    “Quickest life ever” In this game I died at three from cancer but first when I was one my sister jumped off a 13 story building

  • @LadyHya
    @LadyHya 4 роки тому +290

    Lauren 8 months ago: *talks about how she’s not pregnant*
    Me currently: 👁👄👁

    • @sunooinyellow4313
      @sunooinyellow4313 4 роки тому

      RIGHT 😭

    • @claraafton7091
      @claraafton7091 3 роки тому

      @Drawingbells 665 yeah same.. 😞 😔 😢 💔💔💔

    • @honkskaii
      @honkskaii 3 роки тому

      👁👄👁

    • @shinfred
      @shinfred 3 роки тому

      👀
      👄

    • @maeved8637
      @maeved8637 3 роки тому

      IN HER NEW VID SHE SAID SHE GAVE BIRTH WHILE U ARE WATCHING IT SHE SAID FOR A FEW WEEKS SHE WILL BE POSTING PRE FILMED VIDEOS

  • @forthwife
    @forthwife 4 роки тому +69

    8 months ago Lauren "I'm not pregnant", Now "I'm pregnant!"

  • @3ratsinatrenchcoat577
    @3ratsinatrenchcoat577 3 роки тому +13

    Lauren:don’t role dice when trying to make important life choices
    Dnd players:T_T

  • @evelynlagrandeur2250
    @evelynlagrandeur2250 4 роки тому +69

    Lauren:
    Bitlife: MY TIME HAS COME TO RUIN HER LIFE ONCE AGAIN.

  • @kimberlycastillo2208
    @kimberlycastillo2208 4 роки тому +152

    Lauren: yes we are going to the doctor finally
    Bitlife: nah we aren't going to let you get treated any ways.
    Me: 😂😂

    • @fukoaf
      @fukoaf 4 роки тому +1

      Hi Kimberly, Btw wobba wobba

  • @harrow5285
    @harrow5285 4 роки тому +92

    “i mean i’m cool with that” “ooo will he buy me a tesla”

    • @Pike-fishy
      @Pike-fishy 4 роки тому +2

      Hello person with Lauren profile

    • @harrow5285
      @harrow5285 4 роки тому +1

      Wheaty Dastarfox hiiii

    • @mxxa7881
      @mxxa7881 4 роки тому

      Suspicious person that look just like the person im watching right now XD

    • @harrow5285
      @harrow5285 4 роки тому

      shiny-moltres :o

    • @harrow5285
      @harrow5285 4 роки тому

      shiny-moltres i wish

  • @Lunethemoonxx
    @Lunethemoonxx Рік тому +3

    1:10: Obviously I'm not pregnant
    Present Lauren casually having the cutest angel yet creepiest angel (jk she's cute but that one short Lauren uploaded)

  • @cecelia.agrawal
    @cecelia.agrawal 4 роки тому +175

    Lauren: “DEPRESSION!” 3 seconds later Lauren : “great. My life’s going great!” 😂
    Edit: tysm for the likes 💗💗💗💗💗

  • @audriios
    @audriios 4 роки тому +48

    Nobody:
    Lauren: *yOu cAn’T aRrEsT mE! I wAs A wAr HeRo*

  • @KimberlyOja
    @KimberlyOja 4 роки тому +116

    4:48 Lauren: Quickest life ever!
    Me: Once my BitLife character was taken ransom at age 4 and demanded 20,000,000 dollars from my family for me back, I eventually got cancer while being stuck with my kidnapper and died at the age of 6. That is the quickest life ever.

    • @mariner355
      @mariner355 4 роки тому +1

      wow

    • @rebeccarubin4002
      @rebeccarubin4002 4 роки тому +19

      I died at age 0 because of a tumor in my back hand ;-;

    • @KimberlyOja
      @KimberlyOja 4 роки тому +7

      Oh lord Rebecca now that’s the quickest life ever

    • @okami9385
      @okami9385 4 роки тому +6

      Rebecca Rubin Not as short as yours, but I died at 3 of whooping cough ;-;

    • @rebeccarubin4002
      @rebeccarubin4002 4 роки тому

      😳

  • @missexotic25
    @missexotic25 3 роки тому +5

    Lauren: “I’m obviously not pregnant”
    Lauren 2021: almost full term😀

  • @ruby-xf3of
    @ruby-xf3of 4 роки тому +86

    “can you imagine this is how i told bobby i was pregnant?”
    *foreshadowing...*

    • @Phoenix_Love9
      @Phoenix_Love9 3 роки тому

      same I think she told the future to be honest

  • @kawaiicookie8446
    @kawaiicookie8446 4 роки тому +58

    Little did Lauren know that actually telling Bobby she’s pregnant would be even more awkward-

  • @caitlinsummers4680
    @caitlinsummers4680 4 роки тому +38

    Beginning “ I’m not pregnant “ 8 months later she’s pregnant

  • @whywouldiknow24
    @whywouldiknow24 3 роки тому +4

    I love it when you play bitlife! Can you do a dumb to super smart challenge? Or something like get the most education with the dumbest stats?

  • @avacarrigan2254
    @avacarrigan2254 4 роки тому +142

    Lauren: My happinesses is at an all time low
    Me:
    Me: thaT IM AT AN ALL TIME LOW LOW LOW LOW-

    • @milez.electix
      @milez.electix 4 роки тому +5

      Im glad im not the only one xD

    • @ツツ-o4r6p
      @ツツ-o4r6p 4 роки тому +1

      *e p i c*

    • @xobealily
      @xobealily 4 роки тому +2

      Scott said that in the Tomigochi life

    • @starz4san
      @starz4san 4 роки тому +2

      I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THAT SONG ITS SO GREAT

    • @adyy444
      @adyy444 4 роки тому +2

      love that song haha

  • @shika3599
    @shika3599 4 роки тому +19

    1:01 the foreshadowing OMGGGGGG

  • @gloriaguo229
    @gloriaguo229 4 роки тому +12

    “Making life decisions in my own life is terrifying, and I don’t wanna do it”
    *Creates mystery bathbombs*

  • @caydenisweird
    @caydenisweird 3 роки тому +4

    Lauren:"OBVIOUSLY I'm not pregnant!"
    Also Lauren:"It's a GIRLLL"

  • @floweryfields942
    @floweryfields942 4 роки тому +661

    your friend heather wants to be best friends! me: *starts singing the entire heathers soundtrack*
    EDIT: WTH HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES PFFT-

  • @lilhalilhalilha
    @lilhalilhalilha 4 роки тому +88

    Bitlife: Your mom has married David dobrik! Lauren: I'm cool with that, Is he gonna buy me a tesla Bitlife: David dobrik has divorced your mother 😌

    • @auberymckay9268
      @auberymckay9268 4 роки тому

      In my country we spell mom as Mum

    • @MEDSZ13.08
      @MEDSZ13.08 4 роки тому

      @@auberymckay9268 ok and in theirs they spell it Mom

    • @marshallove9871
      @marshallove9871 4 роки тому

      @@auberymckay9268 cool

  • @movedaccount7822
    @movedaccount7822 4 роки тому +83

    No one:
    Nobody a single soul:
    Lauren: iM oNlY tHrEe

  • @ToastedJellie
    @ToastedJellie 2 роки тому +4

    Lauren: “Obviously I’m not pregnant”
    Me and literally everybody else: “Oh Lauren just you wait”

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat 4 роки тому +168

    Doctor: We can treat your coronavirus
    Bitlife: I'll pass
    Doctor: Oh you'll pass alright

    • @lubear8460
      @lubear8460 4 роки тому +4

      Oop-👀

    • @nightcrawltrr
      @nightcrawltrr 4 роки тому

      This Girl r/wooosh

    • @alyssca
      @alyssca 4 роки тому

      What does that mean

    • @alyssca
      @alyssca 4 роки тому

      I don’t get the joke

    • @gaspshichat
      @gaspshichat 4 роки тому +3

      @@alyssca
      The doctor is saying they'll pass aka die

  • @howtosqueaks4929
    @howtosqueaks4929 4 роки тому +220

    Me: Looks at zodiac sign
    Me: Cool I’m a Virgo too!
    Me: Hey I was born on September 8th too?!
    Me: Hey I was also born in New York..!
    Me: My name is also Lauren-

  • @alvinbrown5809
    @alvinbrown5809 4 роки тому +53

    Lauren:Obviously I'm not pregnant
    Everyone who came back from her recent video in 2020: YEEEEAH about that

    • @amychalmers495
      @amychalmers495 4 роки тому

      Yesssssssssssss I was looking for this comment hahaha

    • @sarasmith241
      @sarasmith241 4 роки тому +1

      @@amychalmers495 This same comment but different is literally everywhere, have you actually been looking?

    • @amychalmers495
      @amychalmers495 4 роки тому

      @@sarasmith241 no ahahaha

  • @simplyschy
    @simplyschy 3 роки тому +3

    Lauren: "I'm not pregnant"
    Her now: *Has a baby named Melody*

  • @Crabdry
    @Crabdry 4 роки тому +62

    BitLife: *"go to the doctor"*
    Lauren: FINALLY THE DOCTOR!
    BitLife: SIKE >:)

  • @Mias_In_Many_Fandoms
    @Mias_In_Many_Fandoms 4 роки тому +36

    lauren: you cant arrest me im a WaR HeRo

  • @Septara
    @Septara 4 роки тому +13

    Here’s a challenge, never read the description of any of the events and guess on which option to choose without knowing what your choosing to do

  • @frankshapiro7196
    @frankshapiro7196 3 роки тому +6

    "Obviously I'm not pregnant".
    A few months later: Hey guys! I'm pregnant!

  • @faith3467
    @faith3467 4 роки тому +51

    "Obviously I'm not pregnant"
    * a few moments later *
    "IM PREGNANT"!

  • @joemainey2765
    @joemainey2765 4 роки тому +20

    "Your mother has married your new step-father,
    David Dobrik."
    Lauren: *laughs* I mean i'm cool with that.
    Is he gonna buy me a tesla?

  • @crystal16324
    @crystal16324 4 роки тому +80

    Me: Hmmm... didn't i see this already-
    *Oh yea, K a s s i e*
    Edit: Guys/Girls, I saw Kassie's (Gloom's) video first. I know bijuu did it but i watched it after.

    • @shaniegozi2340
      @shaniegozi2340 4 роки тому +2

      And I oop-🤭

    • @Miniioen
      @Miniioen 4 роки тому +4

      Noo its bijuu Mike first doing this challenge

    • @crystal16324
      @crystal16324 4 роки тому +3

      @@Miniioen I saw Kassie's (Gloom's) video first.

    • @Miniioen
      @Miniioen 4 роки тому +2

      Bijuu Mike upload on 16 February and gloom upload on 22 February

    • @Miniioen
      @Miniioen 4 роки тому +1

      Let's just forget about it it's not big deal

  • @mika.mufins1087
    @mika.mufins1087 Рік тому +3

    12 straight minutes of Lauren just saying “BITLIFE WHYY! Or THANK YOU BITLIFE😂”

  • @kevinroberts5799
    @kevinroberts5799 4 роки тому +55

    Lauren: Gets the coronavirus and has it for the rest of her life
    Me: So that's how the coronavirus spread...

  • @user-ko5mv4zi4w
    @user-ko5mv4zi4w 4 роки тому +213

    anyone who gets the chance to readthis, just like to say: stay blessed💗

  • @thisisanaltchannelp7594
    @thisisanaltchannelp7594 4 роки тому +121

    Lauren: Shortest Death eVeR
    Me: get killed at 3yrs old bc my sibling hit me with a brick ._.
    Edit: omg ty for 100 likes xD

    • @scorpio-sings.p.9217
      @scorpio-sings.p.9217 4 роки тому +11

      I got killed at 1 by my brother who shot me with a sniper
      *scuse me?*

    • @nadi1626
      @nadi1626 4 роки тому +2

      @@scorpio-sings.p.9217 how old was he😂😂😂

    • @mythicalgirl2005
      @mythicalgirl2005 4 роки тому +2

      @xx_AmberAliens_xx OH MY GODS YES

    • @jamiechalmerss
      @jamiechalmerss 4 роки тому +4

      That legit happened to me irl 3yr old me running pretending to be mario or something and my older brother launched a brick at my head

    • @barracudajsab5018
      @barracudajsab5018 4 роки тому

      How did you make this comment, LIAR

  • @taylors_version1389
    @taylors_version1389 3 роки тому +1

    1:06 it was at this moment she knew she messed up…
    and bebe Melody comes!💗💅

  • @sakii.
    @sakii. 4 роки тому +27

    “You got CoronaVirus”
    Me: That’s Just great

  • @izzylynn8632
    @izzylynn8632 4 роки тому +86

    BitLife: Your mother married David Dobrik
    Lauren: Will he give me a tesla?
    BitLife: You'll call him Dad!
    I see u bitlife, tryin to get Lauren that tesla ;)

  • @princekodi8720
    @princekodi8720 4 роки тому +11

    "You can't arrest me I'm a war hero"-Lauren 2020

  • @anime-edits3544
    @anime-edits3544 3 роки тому +6

    “Imagine if I come down wearing the shirt to tell Bobby I’m pregnant” One year later.

  • @pasteltomboy3460
    @pasteltomboy3460 4 роки тому +25

    Lauren: Heather wants to be my friend! Please say yes!
    BitLife: Heather *Roach* is now your friend.
    Me: No offense to anyone with the last name but,
    Lauren your friend is ....
    H e a t h e r R o a c h

  • @unicornilluminati9019
    @unicornilluminati9019 4 роки тому +33

    0:56 - If she ever DOES get pregnant, I kinda want her to tell Bobby that way XD

    • @ellie.1922
      @ellie.1922 4 роки тому +2

      Same that would be really cool and she could record his reaction

    • @peripagi
      @peripagi 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @Anangelscries
      @Anangelscries 4 роки тому

      Omg yas 😂😂😂😂

  • @Groozy_
    @Groozy_ 4 роки тому +10

    Omg, her just saying "what if that's how I tell Bobby that I'm pregnant. But obviously I'm not pregnant" that shook me to the core. All I thought of is "You are now!"

    • @v_studios1473
      @v_studios1473 4 роки тому +2

      This is how she should have told him

    • @Groozy_
      @Groozy_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@v_studios1473 Trueeeeee

  • @TooIndecisiveToChoose
    @TooIndecisiveToChoose 3 роки тому +17

    Past Lauren: I'm not Pregnant
    Present Lauren: yeah....... sure

  • @cherriezontop7879
    @cherriezontop7879 4 роки тому +8

    7:24 the bullies name is Sour Pus lmao im dead 😂😂

  • @user-xp1lc1qk7e
    @user-xp1lc1qk7e 4 роки тому +10

    Bijuu Mike, Lauren, and Gloom in this challenge:
    - ends up in the military
    -has to diffuse a minefield
    - gets coronavirus
    - takes suspicious packages oversees
    - asked to join the weakest gang in prison
    - parent dies and they can’t attend the funeral
    - goes to doctor but refuses treatment

    • @andriana26tn
      @andriana26tn 4 роки тому

      Ravenclaw Warrior OH MAH GAWD [^o0

    • @andriana26tn
      @andriana26tn 4 роки тому

      I like warrior to I'm on the sight

  • @imogenwyld8990
    @imogenwyld8990 4 роки тому +12

    Lauren:’Got short while trying to stop a mugging.’ *Claps*
    Me:Is she happy she got shot?

    • @loboshark12
      @loboshark12 4 роки тому +2

      She got short 😂😂😂

  • @taribithia
    @taribithia 3 роки тому +12

    Past Lauren:i’m not pregnant
    Future Lauren:here we are now..

  • @madi-078
    @madi-078 4 роки тому +326

    Who’s watching this after she’s actually prgnant

  • @aybeebeez4817
    @aybeebeez4817 4 роки тому +30

    Lauren: My one and only love interest in my entire life-
    Me: *Looks at his name*
    Chip: *is named Chip*
    Me: Yeah... Yeah sounds legit.

  • @lucieljaystreker6759
    @lucieljaystreker6759 4 роки тому +8

    When I first came to watch Lauren's latest video..
    *Lauren : "No!" "Oh god why!" "Bitlife why!"*
    Yep, typical Lauren

  • @tressaash9617
    @tressaash9617 3 роки тому

    1:00 and now she is pregnant with a little girl😌❤️ much love Laurennn!!

  • @vickymitchell5707
    @vickymitchell5707 4 роки тому +12

    'bitlife's gunna kill me!'
    Bitlife: *DEATH*

  • @coffee_wolfie2341
    @coffee_wolfie2341 4 роки тому +6

    1:07
    Lauren:I'm obviously not pregnant
    Me knowing that she is now pregnant:
    *But you are.*

  • @panda_gamer4634
    @panda_gamer4634 4 роки тому +19

    When Lauren said “I’m 40!” I was like wHaT?!?!?!?!? Then I noticed that she was talking about the game

  • @Melissa-ub4mh
    @Melissa-ub4mh 2 роки тому +3

    Lauren: Of course I'm not pregnant!
    Everyone from 2022 knowing she has a baby: *That... is really just wrong*

  • @adambrown2134
    @adambrown2134 4 роки тому +10

    Lauren: i'll go to air force
    my dad : *in the air force*
    bitlife: deployment in south korea
    my dad: *in south korea for deployment*
    me: sweet

  • @greenday224
    @greenday224 4 роки тому +8

    Past Lauren: but I'm not pregnant
    Lauren now: OH LITTLE DID PAST LAUREN KNOW

  • @clairesouki
    @clairesouki 4 роки тому +9

    BitLife: Your dad died because a bridge collapessed
    Me: Lauren, do you need help?

  • @Chazlylgaming611
    @Chazlylgaming611 3 роки тому

    01:07 Lauren: Obviously I'm not pregnant
    Future me: She's gonna get a surprise me.