The Sopranos - Ralph Cifaretto flees for Miami
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O Finally Borko... im startin to grow mushrooms out my ass...
“Close? We were like brothers. I organised her bachelorette party. Twixes, Skittles, fuckin’ disgusting.”
🤣
Maybe she keeps the skittles, and you take a bigger piece of the chocolate shit, the Twix
@@pattycakes_pattypieif he wanted the Twix, he'd go to the store
@@pattycakes_pattypie I remember when you used to wait on UA-cam main page...
@@Yacubisko and as far as I’m concerned, you should still be there!
Johnny: "No more soft drink of choice remarks. They're delicious and thirst quenching."
😅😅😅😅😅
The implication was that her butt was so big, you could remove soft drinks of choice from it
They go good with a coconut slice 🍕
Carmine: “He wants to drink it?”
"John what would you say to something with some sugar in it? John? Just think about it."
The two black guys almost got to Ralph, disguising themselves as a single asian guy.
Now there’s an image.
Those two black guys, more creative than Spielberg !
Boyz to Men???
Always with the scenarios
The homies. Attended Slip n Fall High
The hit man in this scene played the part so well.
The strong silent type.
asian brad pitt.
@@JohnDoe-od7yeThe hit man, he was gay?
@@_lithp His name is Ug Lee.
@@starguy2718AIDS?!
As a testament to Ralph’s character, as a likeable person. Even after being called off that assassin still eyeballed him like he would like nothing better than to end his life. Ralph just has that effect on people, making friends wherever he goes.
he knew he was leaving money on the table
Ralph, we don’t flee to Miami.
It’s embarrassing.
Also Junior: Flees to Boca
@@pottytheparrot310 He doesn’t go down enough.
@@JohnDoe-od7ye that's not what I heard
@@joshuaizly5502 🎶South of the Border🎶
Borko told me once I look like the shah of Iran....
"When I came back to get my sweater, there you were on the floor of the basement. Your head was in a box of candy.....disgusting."
I told you i had low blood sugar.
Reading these comments is like an old O&A show with a few good comics on all rewriting Goodfellas on the fly with whatever the topic was. Yall are fun fuckers.
@@moilanen6666look it doesn't change anything... But I can verify, she did have Low Blood sugar
Incredible
I've eaten my piece of candy, Chrissy!
There wouldve been hell toupee if Ralph hadnt brought up Tonys diet.
He was bald? I never noticed
@@joshuaizly5502 you're so high on scag, you wouldnta noticed if he had ya mother's muff on his head!!
hahahahaha!!!
Oh! He’s on a run. His bald head, I wonder if it was chalked?
@@jasonthorn9460 OLE!
HBO’s out of the room for 10 minutes and Borko is already uploading.
“Who does he think he is Sir Walter Raleigh?”
Fuckin Walt Whitman ova here
Always wit the scenarios
We're not making a Western here.
Whitman sampler
@@jarvisbastian9814Vito was going down on that sampler before he transitioned to Vito.
More creative than Spielberg
To this day, I tell every plumber who comes into my house "do as you're told, I'll deal with the fallout" and not a one of them has gotten the reference. I have no choice but to keep breaking my toilet until I find someone worthy.
Dude - Tony and Sil made more jokes about Ginny Sacks than Ralph. The complete hypocrisy 😅
Oh REALLY
Absolutely.
Her blood type is Ragu
“Jersey’s a small state, she moves in…..she could tip it ovahh!”🤫
When Ginny Sack goes camping, the bears hide THEIR food.
Borko's a saint. We never asked him to upload, but he does. We love you like an uploader in law, Borko.
Borko has a note from the doctor for compulsive uploading.
He aint quit...he is just freshing up down in Bocca.
He's a bit of a poseur ya ask me... talking about MY uploads, MY copyright strikes
uploading meaty content,,,, I can get a note,,, it's a side effect ----- from the medication!!!
We all know Borko is a come from behind kinda guy
i need to start talking to my plumber like that.
Just do as you’re told. I’ll deal with the diarrhea
@@arkwill14 hahahaha
@@Benny-Fazio benny... ...aren't you that guy that drives for tony soprano!?!?!?!?
@@user_kH9bw3ns1 I’m on my way to take my muddah to the hospital 🥺
Hitman looking at Ralphie like he is the luckiest man in the world while simultaneously contemplating how easy of a job it would have been to get the full amount.
Borko: 😒
HBO: What's your fvcking problem?
Borko: 😒
😂
More like vice versa
more like 😐😐😐😐😐😐🤐
A horrible insult was made against Borko, end of fucking story.
😂😂😂😂
I remember when Ralph used to wait in Miami. AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED HE SHOULD STILL BE THERE
Underrated
For Christ’s sakes! You’ve never made a joke about HBO?!
Not like that
Of course not!
*in quiet voice* Austins star is rising...Make him disappear or make nice, Borko only has two options...
No! they are hurtful and destructive.
It wasn't a joke per se....you had to be there.
Honestly that scene with johnny finding Ginny with the candy always stood out to me as one of the best scenes of the season and maybe the show. Beautifully done
"those goddamn deal a meal cards.."
F’ing Jersey. They’re everywhere up there.
Whatever happened there
I always laugh when he says that, but I always loved this scene between Johnny & Ginny. He really did love her.
You know who loved Richard Simmons' Deal-A-Meal cards?
Joey Peeps.
Yeah it's sad when they get dizzy and low blood sugar like that...
@@patrickdunne7957 When they get DIZZY?
@@michaelcorvin4330 It was the fvcking weather, sudden changes, fvcked up his respiratory system.
Peeps? It's a f'n nickname! His family name is Peparelli!
Ginny could probably get a note from Vito’s doctor.
Ralphie loved that hit man like a fellow hotel guest-in-law
I want half of the elevator space
@@user_kH9bw3ns1 give me one thousand elevators
You know who respected the Pope and always sought his blessing?
Joey Peeps
It's sad when they go young like that
It's sad when they go young like that.
You know who respected me and always sought my blessings? Joey Peeps.
Maybe he'd still be alive if he hadn't pissed off Long John Silver.
@@joshuaizly5502 When they go!?!?
No more El Señor De Los Cielos clips, Borko. They're hurtful and they're destructive.
ooh estoy de acuerdo
Lo quierro de Taco Bell.
Ginny Sack wanted a couple of toner cartridges, She took the whole pallet
Did Ralph think dressing like Mr. Rogers would make him appear more innocent? Is he stunad?
He was there, it was a joke
He was there, it was a joke...
The sweater was to catch all the spittle from Tony so at least his shirt would stay dry.
He's a stunod to the 1st magnitude!
Johny Sack truly loved his wife and fought for her honor that’s a real man right there
Ginny never even heard or was hurt by the joke; it was all about keeping his reputation as tough prick, I'm sorry to say that, but he was an insecure guy
He could've fought Ralph hand to hand combat style.
@@jonasalves7492 thats the dumbest thing i ever heard what the fuck lmfao so if i insulted your mother and called her a s*ut but she never heard it and u wanted to defend her honor you’d be insecure? Or if i called her fat and ugly you wouldn’t wanna do anything abt it? That’s the dumbest thing ive heard 😂😂
@@jonasalves7492yeah so if i made a disrespectful remark abt your mother’s weight but she never heard it you would be insecure for wanting to defend her honor?
The ginny sack joke whatever happened there...
Whatever happened there?!
Here we go.
HBO: "Tell Borko I've decided to accept his apology".
Why wasn’t Borko born rich and not handsome?
Because his parents' wealth wasn't tied to the Esplanade dammit!!
Because he was born, young, tan, and lovely!
1:10-Glimpse of El Senor de Los Cielos
Im Telling you, Those Deal a Meal cards are an effective technique !! It's a friggin ACE !!
Big Pu$$y was more interested in Poke-Man cards.
"I thought you were on the Atkins" always makes me laugh for some reason.
Before, and way before.
The list of Ginny’s diets goes back about twenty years or so.
Ralph slept with Ginnie?
It's probably my favorite line out of this entire feud
When Carmine Sr. asked. Just the way he said it. That whole scene where Carmine is incredulous over his overreaction. ua-cam.com/video/Vl77IyWcbWU/v-deo.html
The Weight is such an underrated episode. Vincent Curatola was masterful. His rage really shined through.
2:43 - You know, once you get past Johnny blowing his top, this scene between him and Ginny is actually sweet, especially when compared to some of the other relationships on the show (looking at you, Chrissy and Ade!).
This channel is the reason why I started watching Sopranos.
It's a masterpiece.
BORKO VIDEOS ARE ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCES!
Ginny could probably get a letter from her doctor, saying she does not want to eat candys no more...
Borko never made a joke, which is why he has the top earner position. He even has the popes blessing.
Borko was made before the UA-cam Ads, he used to sell uploads outta back of his Crown Vic.
Tony sticks his neck out to make Ralph go to Florida, all the drama about calling off the hit and at the last minute Ralph still gets almost whacked by pissing off the hitman
"You know who liked talking on cell phones?"
The black guy paving the street?
She’s gotta right to the Atkins. She’s gotta right to alotta things.
For a woman with zero acting experience until she was cast as Ginny Sac, Denise Borino-Quinn nailed that scene.
Siskel and Ebert ova here
HBO: no more copyright uploads borko there hurtful and there destructive
Borko: oh i agree 😏
Ralphie should have used the Richard Simmons Deal-A-Meal cards instead of killing Pie-O-My.
That scene with John and his wife is so funny but also so sweet
0:08 best moment of the sopranos right there :)))
4:05 Of course Tony agrees about the weight remarks from Ralph being “deplorable”
...dear God the comments on this thread are priceless...LOL!
Every single video Borko posts, the comments are hilarious!
All sopranos jokes aside, I always have loved the way Johnny Sack literally loves his wife so much no matter what she looks like, and was the only one besides Bobby who was never shown with a goomar or date...just a true husband who LEGITIMATELY loved his wife and didn't just keep the marriage together for appearances, or marry her just because she was hot. Gotta lot of respect for the man when it comes to that...and my opinion of Johnny Sack as a man just fucking CLIMBED~!
HBO: I thought you were on the Facebook?
Borko: I was, I am. It's hard HBO, Im trying.
HBO: THIS IS HOW YOU TRY?!? *Throws copyright notices on the ground*
"This guy's more creative than Spielberg"
Ralph did not realize how close he was to death, while in the elevator.
Actually i think he would've realized it mins later.
Knock knock? Who’s there? HBO vill ask ze questionz borko
”Smash burger is an addictive substance!”
I love how Silvio is the only one who doesn’t deny joking about Ginny.
Sir Walter Raleigh, WEHT?!
Borko videos are an addictive substance!!
Ginny was having low blood sugar and could probably get a note from her doctor.
-: You were the one who was supposed to stop watching Borko videos and didn't...
me: BORKO'S VIDEO IS AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE!!!
Hoh, there he is, heheheheheh.... I went through Father's Day by the skin of my nuts waiting on a Borko upload.
lol
Hey T, did you hear what I said? I said I went through Father's Day by the skin of my nuts waiting for a Borko upload.
Borko didn't upload yesterday outta respect for my fawtha.
My wife: you were supposed to stop watching Sopranos clips and didn’t.
Me: Borko is an addictive channel!
You know what else was hurtful and destructive?
Vito's pool cue.
But it was chalked, right?
Michael Franzese analyzed this scene and he admitted it was pity but also admitted that it was not uncommon for wiseguy 😅
What's all that low-end candy bar crap? I thought Phil was keeping her in Butter Brickle
Are you sure you want to upload this? I'd feel a lot better with HBO's blessing.
Borko: Just get it done. I'll deal with the fallout 🚬
He should've been kept on the show a lot longer than he was
Social club?! He’s gotta go!
"NICOTINE'S AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE!!" LMAO 😂😂😂
I don’t know why Tony saying “Oh, I agree” in that tone and face gets me every time 😂
Who here remembers the Richard Simmons Deal-a-Meal cards??
Me. Must’ve watched that infomercial dozens of times as a kid waiting for Saturday morning cartoons to come on…
Borko, you look like you were in Miami.
Johnny was not just a serial killer and extortionist, he was a wonderful husband and father.
Johnny Sacks wife Ginnie -- the candy bars -- whatever happen there.
You know who always offered half on a botched hit...
Joey Peeps
"...those candy bars, wonder if they were chalked?"
"watcha fuggin prahblem?"
"I'm only getting half...."
The Joey Peeps stuff has me crying tears on my train ride!!!!
“You know who else reads comments on the train…..”
Joey Peeps loved having the Popes blessing
Speaking of 98 pounds. I hear Borko uploaded 95 Sopranos videos.
John's love of his wife was one of the truly beautiful things on the show
Sir Walter Raleigh. Now there was a stand up guy. Had the reputation of being the toughest guy in Essex County. Killed 16 Czechoslovakians.
Sir Walter was an interior decorator?
The actress who played Ginny was so beautiful no matter her size. And Johnny adorned her
Those Richard Simmons Deal-A-Meal card games were dangerous, just ask Sunshine.
"BORKO CLIPS ARE AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE!"
ho! count chocula.
"For Christ sake, you never made a joke about HBO?"
Borko: No
Ceerious: Not like this
Purekino: Of course not
There was something very Keanu Reeves about that hitman, idk what tho.
“What did they send you over for?
I ordered a burger, not Moo Shoo pork!”
That "Oh, I agree" always kills me lol
Deal a Meal? Richard Simmons should have been a captain.
Ralph is the most wholesome psychopath.
"The deal-a-meal cards, whatever happened there"
The scene with Johnny and his wife always gets me.
Touching.
Even outside of gangster programming.
For what Ralph was wearing at the pool, he should have been capped right then and there.
A capo doesn’t wear a bathrobe.
Gandolfini delivered the line, ''oh I agree'' ,,perfectly
In Ralph's defense. Everybody at the table made some off colored remarks. Furio's was probably the least offensive
"You know who loved organising hits in Miami? Joey Peeps"
Man, always though Johnny and Ginny’s relationship was quite sweet, you could tell he loved her a lot- seemingly the only character who didn’t cheat 😂