The TRUTH About Bananas...
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- Опубліковано 26 лип 2022
- Review and analysis of the perfect banana. Completely serious. Not at all facetious.
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#banana #review #comedy - Наука та технологія
My fiancé walked in while I was watching this, I had to switch to porn, it was just easier to explain.
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That is exactly what happend to me!
lol
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LOL
It is imperative that you provide more content like this.
AGREED
Completely agree
The world needs to know the technical term for the ends of apple cores (you know, the indentation from which the stem protrudes?). I’m guessing they’re called “Appholes” but I’m not certain.
100%
Yup. Upvoted.
I'm getting really sick of these elitist banana reviewers who clearly got a cherry picked product from Dole to tell me that my nanners aren't good enough. Maybe I want to make banana bread. Did you ever think of that, Mr big shot?
We all get our potassium in different forms, buddy.
*A berry-picked product
Can’t believe you actually made this. Fantastic content and learned some new things today that I never knew I needed to know.
hi
We just gonna skip over the "I've eaten this specific banana a few times now" part?
Me: Listen dude, it doesn't matter what the video is about, as long as your thumbnail has the most contrast humanly possible. Color contrast can game the algorithm. Ya feel?
Gerald: I'm thinking.
Contrast: 100, Clarity: 100, Yellow +10, Purple +10. Backlight banana. Mission accomplished. Let's go home.
@@geraldundone Excellent work. Lets hit the viral button, now.
@Spencer Meyer you just watched it. ;)
Except we all know that a face helps the algorithm so the thumbnail should be Gerald eating said banana!
I feel this is a comment section for UA-cam creators. I shouldn’t comment so imma head out
This review is one of the top 10 banana reviews that I’ve seen this morning. Although not perfect. How does handle during travel? How does it fly when thrown? How’s the appeal of it to other large mammals? These are the questions we need answers to. Why is no one answering the hard question? Either way, I’m giving this review 4.7 stars 🌟 (translates to 7.4 bananas 🍌) Well done 👏
When your video schedule is so backed up that your April Fools joke comes out in July 😆
When things pivot to the great TS Elliot for a review, I know it is getting serious. Bravo, sir! Bravo.
That is so true!
After today's video my life will never be the same again
This is the type of in-depth, comprehensive analysis that I come to expect of from your channel. Superb research and unparalleled experience has lead to the ultimate review. This is not the video we needed right now, but it's the video we deserved.
This has been very informative. 10/10.
I'm changing my channel name to "bananus"
I was a minute in and thought “Oh he better put this nanner on a vector sco-“
*shows vector scope results*
I died, this made my day. Especially the part about the frozen banana cycle 😂
The sincerity of your delivery had me watching this with general curiosity
I wish I saw this review last week before accidentally purchasing a bad bundle of plantains. Now I know.
Most banana yt reviewers just parrot the press release specs + give the standard benchmarks (which as you mentioned they engineer for anyways). The thoroughness of this review is really refreshing.
I can’t believe how enjoyable you just made a review about a banana to be! 😂🤣. And that it had undertones about the reality of how we treat gear at the same time!! Thank you Gerald for a smile and laugh for my morning!! 👍👍
I was impressed by these same Undone-ter-tones (under-tones? That sounds like the zebras were not set correctly)
I will literally pay out-of-pocket for you to do more of these 😂
I love this video just as much, and maybe more than anything you’ve ever done. For so many reasons.
This is the kind of high-bar horse-hockey I’ve come to expect out of this channel! Ten out of ten phallic fruits! Would watch again!
You could sell literally anything! Love this 😅😅😅
Love it! 😂Thanks for the laughs. Love your straight face and seriousness!
This is undoubtedly the most comprehensive review I’ve ever witnessed from Gerald Undone. Subscriber for life. Banana.
Most technical review of a Banana ever!
I’m glad I checked the description for that affiliate link. 👍
I’d appreciate a follow up on creamy vs. chunky peanut butter for banana sandwiches.
If you have to ask, you're not ready for the answer
By far your best video to date! Very entertaining. Love your twisted sense of humor.
Having giggled most of the way through I took an ill-advised sip from my mug and snorted tea down my nose at “Not with a banana, but a whimper.”
I am dying! Gerald, you were my favorite before this video, but this is above and beyond! Please don't change!!
It's so nice to get an impartial banana review, so tired of these trendy youtubers always being positive about their brand, clearly being paid for by the manufacturer. Banana ambassadors I get, they have an important role to play, but it's just nice see someone finally being objective.
Best review video I've seen this year!! Epically brilliant!
I've been watching Gerald for a few years now for good through information on Cameras and camera gear. This literally was the best thing I've watched from anyone in months. Thanks man. 👍👍👍
I don't comment often, but this was a spectacular and hilarious video! It put a smile on my face for a full 5 minutes of watching. This was awesome, I hope you enjoyed creating this video :P
This was great. Only you could make a banana so interesting. lol. I literally feel like i just got out of class. Now I need to find a banana to eat.
I'm soooooo glad you did that intro
Amazing, thanks for the detailed review!
My take away from this video is “banana hand” and “bananus”
Based Gerald bringing us our daily dose of potassium. Good lookin' out my dude!
This is amazing Gerald! Fair play to you sir! Thank you for all that you do.
The best banana is a fleeting thing. Best appreciated while it's in hand. Great video, insightful take on something I've had questions about for a while.
Why, for so long, have bananas gone unreviewed? It's about time we got an unbiased review! Thank you sir. I wouldn't believe a word your local newspaper has to say about you.
It's so easy to get jaded by these perfect gold standard bananas. I think in future reviews it would be helpful to hold up a sub-par banana just for references so we can more clearly appreciate how special this banana is.
Love that you are having fun! 🍀
Amazing stuff. Keep it coming.
Thank you for peeling it the correct way! ⭐️
Disappointed, however, that you did not use a banana for scale to express the size of this banana.
Just as I feared, after watching this review, I now have banana envy. As with most of your reviews, I end up longing for the very model of the product you have just reviewed. But, as Kasey Stern often advises, I should be happy with the banana I already have and not endlessly chase after the newest and coolest bananas on the market. I hope that you'll do a follow-up on which is the best way to peel a banana.
Finally, a proper banana review, as always no bs and everything on point, super hyped to see your thought on the latest tomato
As much as hilarious this video is, what I flashed through my brain is that how briliant you must be to make a banana review that interesting. Damn.
I've watched many banana reviews on UA-cam and yours is by far the most informative one out there. I'm also looking to buy me a new orange (or second hand, really depending on the quality of the peel), is there a chance you could do another review on that next?
I've been considering purchasing a banana and this is by far the best review I've found. No nonsense, and just the right mix of specs/opinions. Thanks!
I don’t know what I just watched, but 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I watched all of it. I feel like your intro makes a lot more sense now, lol. Great stuff Gerald. Nice change of pace. Humor is good
me at the beginning of the video: haha bananas
me at the end of the video: taking notes
Gerald could talk about anything and it will always sounds like reading a comprehensive spec sheet
The ability to deliver this content with a straight face: LEGENDARY!!!
Gerald is my hero.
BRAVO!!! I'm literally at my desk standing and clapping! 🤣
Absolutely classic Gerald, well done. You never cease to amaze me 😃
At first I thought this was a ruse by yet another corporate shill hell bent on selling me yet another piece of kit for my camera bag. I am satisfied that through your thorough analysis and citation of long adopted, accepted banana metrics that indeed you are correct and I must invest more time while at the store to truly take my filmmaking to the next level. Whether or not you've been bought by Big Banana, I appreciate your take and will dig deep into my empty pockets to pre-order my own hand of best bananas because the art demands it.
We need more random reviews!!! Please do more, Gerald!
I just realized I just watched a 5 dollar banana ad. And it was the best 5 minutes of my life. The slow spinning of the Banana
You totally nailed this one! Please more of these 😂
As a concerned customer, I can’t help but feel let down. At no point in the review did you conduct a peel test? Does it peel evenly? More importantly, can I choose to peel from either side? Further, would the peel be an effective kart obstacle?
All modern bananas have full duplex capable peel. Meaning not only can you peel them from either end, but also simultaneously from opposite sides, should you desire to output an interlaced peel. But keep in mind, it's way less effective as a slip pad, and has long become archaic.
@@morrisgetman9827 The most important metric, as I see it, is TTC. Total time to consumption. Does the duplex approach reduce TTC? I’d really like to see an ASTM standardized approach to measure this to be sure my bananas aren’t wasting any time.
@@GadiantonsRobber Interlaced peeling had its place back in the day when two people had to consume a banana from both ends, to improve the TTC metric that you mentioned. However, with today's fruitrates of hundreds mega bites per second, TTC can hardly be the bottleneck in the whole banana pipeline.
Also, we banana connoisseurs actually refer to ourselves as “bananiacs.” Just because the video is nonsense doesn’t mean you have to be politically incorrect.
@Spencer Meyer It’s a regional thing. In the Midwest it’s a long A.
I didn't know until now that connoisseur was used in English. It's so weird to see (and particularly heard) this word almost the same as his French (original) version : connaisseur.
@@Rob_ot it's a cliché!
Bro. This content is GOLD!!! I'm dying here
Dang has it been that long since a banana review? Perfect!
Love it. Please more nonsense reviews :D
I am ALL here for these reviews. Gerald this is brilliant!
I found this very informative! Thank you for sharing the information.
Thank you so much for this! I have no idea what thought process chain led to this, but I'm happy it did.
This was fkn gold, keep up with these - the writing was impeccable
THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THIS PLATFORM!! 🤣🤣🤣
More of this please!!!
This is my first foray into professional fruit reviews and I for one am captivated
Finally! Thank you Gerald we needed this banana review video, I appreciate it
The best review i've ever seen, subbed!!
Wow, I clicked on the video to watch something funny, but ended up learning a lot... and not only about the bananas, but how actually your videos are done! You always put so much effort, research and tests in your reviews and that makes them the best reviews available on the whole UA-cam.
Thank you for doing all these for us!
Informative, precise, and honest. I'll be ordering mine right away. Do you recommend a fruit basket for storage or just countertop is fine?
“Low hanging phallus humor” 💀
1/10 content right here!
Genius! Thanks for such a brilliant video!
1:15 - The "bananus" actually made me laugh out loud.
It's so funny your doing a review on bananas...I get a review every other day from my mom every time we hit the grocery store.
It is not possible for a video to bring more joy. Also, this is a true testament to how skilled Gerald is. He made an engaging, content filled video about a banana following his approach to how he makes his videos.
On a serious note, this should highlight even MORE than usual what we can learn from his craft: you too can review a banana with great elegance.
Thank you sir, this is truly epic in so many ways!!!
That was silly and delightful 😀 I hope you're having a great day Gerald!
You have great videos Gerald, but this is by far the Best Ever! 😂
This made my day. Thank you!
So glad you made this. When I saw your Instagram post I knew we were in for a treat.
I have only watched 16 seconds and I can already tell this is gonna be outstanding content! 😂
I've now watched the video and it was an understatement! I'm eagerly awaiting a "Top 10 Essential Banana Accessories" video! 🤣🍌
This channel came highly recommended to me for film/photography, so I decided to check it out. This was the first video I’ve ever watched by Gerald Undone… Can’t say I’m disappointed in the slightest 😁
I never thought I needed this review. But I did and am so glad
A masterpiece. Your best work yet.
Brilliant 🤩 🥳Loved this
This is my favorite thing I've seen in quite some time. Bravo.
God bless you for this Gerald. May you live forever. This made my day.
I learned so much! Relatable content.
Great video 😂😂😂. You had me laughing constantly in a good way of course.
More and more and more and more of this G!
I’m so thankful for your thorough spec rundowns. Gonna buy one for myself. Do you have an affiliate link for this?
The bananus
I'm dead 💀💀
This is the absolute best video you’ve made. You make SNL look kindergarten. Please do more of these.
We need more reviews like this.
This is best video I’ve seen this week 😂