Nigel Must Do This To Find Love | HAIYAA #31
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2024
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Nigel and Producer Matt catch up on Nigel's recent holiday where the friend he had travelled with was horrified by the jokes on the previous Haiyaa podcast! Nigel has realised that to find true love he must either hide his podcast or be totally upfront about his sense of humour...
0:00 - Producer Matt's shitty thumbnails and potentially starting a Haiyaa podcast patreon account
8:37 - Is it weird that Nigel has women's beauty products in his guest bathroom?
15:02 - What Nigel must do to not die alone
27:00 - Nigel falls out with his friend while on holiday
32:30 - Nigel's dentist keeps rescheduling his appointments
39:00 - Getting lazer eye surgery and a hair transplant at the same time implies a mental breakdown
Go see Nigel on tour: nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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I love Matt's disapproving yet uncontrolable laugh everytime Nigel says something inappropriate. Such a great guy 👍🏽
Nice block
Producer Matt is a legend
Haiyaaaa another demonetised weejioo.... Congrats on the success of your tours in Indonesia 😁 wish you could do one in our country as well. Loving the chemistry between you and Matt as usual.
He not gonna do much in malaysia. Coz the extremist malaysian taliban gonna pressure the vwry weak prime minister to bend to the will of extremist in
I wish he would tour in the Philippines too 🥲.
I’m so happy to hear that the Indonesian shows are a success. Well done!
Producer Matt is so much fun! A big hi and hello to them!
Dearest Nigel, not every Asian is a workaholic in denial 😂
Exicted to see you soon in Australia!
Nigel is that guy who’d open his laptop and get to work after LASIK Surgery. You need to rest after the procedure.
Am I imagining it, or is Nigel's voice gradually becoming more Uncle Roger?
The more emphatic he gets the more intense his accent gets lol
You are already a star, man!!!
Also, I love how these two assume dentists can screw you over but medical malfeasance exists so you can take action lol
Lmao not Nigel getting his act together. We know you too well 😂
Nigel! thank you so much for tour in Jakarta! non stop laughing 😄😄
Lol i like the idea of Nigel bringing dating prospects on the pod. I think the entertainment value will be high lol
Thank you Nigel!
I got tickets for your Honolulu show!!!
I remember Nigel’s manager being a sport when called on the Podcast. Call them over for an episode.
betterhelp is back!!!
Guest bathroom should be hand towel, face washer, full sized towel, hand soap and shower soap, that's it. Anyone staying over would normally have everything else or not need it for a short visit.
Anything else is kind of weird.
Nigel looks very cute in the shirt! Wear more shirts. Also, I’m scrolling through your Instagram too lol
Hey, I like this podcast.
Well, I don't know whether wish you to go to Hollywood or not, it seems cool, but I still want to listen to this podcast though. LOL
Thanks!
30:16 Can I just say, you have a very good singing voice
If she really likes you and she has a sense of humor, you shouldn't have anything to worry about. If she doesn't have either, you don't want her anyway! *Blessed Be and stay well Nigel!*
I think his true soulmate will accept his fucked up sense of humor and throw insults right back at him. If she gets turned off by the podcast shes not for him. 🤣
I love your shows lol
Thanks! Someone is starting a new demonetization streak!
You are really funny, just stay the way you are mr.nigel.
You are never stuck with Matt, you can always make the changes you need to improve your brand.
Watching this video right after watching ep #42 lol
Enjoyed the show in Melbourne, Uncle Roger!
What happened to “adventures in Indonesia”
Docu: Nigel goes to Ghana and eats in " *Chop Bars* "
If you make a patreon I would become a patron of you! To hell with youtube!!!... well not really I watch youtube more often than cable and your podcast is more entertaining to watch than most of the crap on TV :)
Agreed!
Who says guys don’t need make up remover? 😤
At this point the podcast should be renamed to "HAIYAA with Matthew Bentley-Viney"
I feel so exposed. So seen! I literally was like oh yeah, I'm super guilty of sleuthing but not because I want to see if I'm the side piece. I'm at that age where I can't be bothered with a man who uses products that smell like baby butts or doesn't keep toilet paper stocked or is just plain nasty! Thank you Nigel for being concerned for women's safety. And idk I think I'd respect a guy more with good skin care routine so... unisex products shouldn't be necessary.
Nigel, make a list of what you want
Why podcast about holiday in Indonesia is deleted
OMG I'm Ally_Cakes! Lol ty for reading my question!
Hey does anybody know why ep 32 is set to private?
Yeah i search it up. Got no clue.. Indonesian story.
Idk why its private
@@FPSAlann I remember seeing it available some days back
Couldn't find it either on other platform
Nigel - as a woman, most of us know you can place lotion on a paper towel or some type of cloth and it'll be an alternative for makeup remover. Just make sure you have decent lotion with paper towels in the bathroom lol.
Matt - if you had a daughter going on a date, you'd want her to snoop thru this guy's bathroom for her safety also lol.
NIgel And Matt..... Can u set up a cooking skit with Jenny Babas?????? She is a comedy youtuber, and has had skits before eating Asian food. I think the collab would be GREAT!!!
yacht? you mean the bass boat? haiyaa
Me: “How long can a chapter of your video be?”
Nigel: “Yes.”
Matt hook an Asian sister up! Love the sense of humor!
i miss the dentists in china. getting stuff done is so easy. in the usa, you have to wait a month to get in. its so annoying
Looking like a Top G on yacht
Lmao who uses the word ‘Chinaman’? Matt is not a Victorian Era Aristocrat. 😂
when you get your hair transplant, go to turkey. hair transplant capital of the world.
i was waiting to see why this was demonetized........... there it is........ LOLOL
For somebody who prides in his rationality and logical thinking, I found it super funny that Nigel didn't realise the spill -over will be from the PATIENTS who couldn't reach in time due to strike, and therefore the PATIENTS would need more time the next day, not because the doctor can't reach in time. Oh well :v
I think the bathroom product is a thoughtful side of the host.
I would like to be a guest in ur home, Nigel
Should I wish you all the best? 😀
😍❤️👊🏻
Kingdomcome
Ah man, i wanted to catch Uncle roger in Singapore with my partner but the date didnt work out :(
Can Matt make egg fried rice and Uncle Roger review it?
lol. use an orange background that matches uncle rogers orange shirt on a major fail thumbnail.
You didn't iron your shirt man ;)
Was it me, or was the episode the one with the Indonesian weapons dealer removed?
On a personal note, how is your relationship with Esther??
It would be an upgrade for me if I see skincare at a guy's place.
I peek at the pantry. It's very upsetting to see terrible healthy food. A guy served me "raw green tea", there is no such thing, it's just frozen raw tree leaves. Taste like lawn clippings. It was so upsetting that he thinks that's fit for human consumption. I just can't be with a guy who has orthorexia. And the guys I met at the gym always do.
Sex will eventually stop, but you need to eat till the day you die.
I don’t think ‘soft and nice’ is incongruous to business practices. The word ‘sacrifice’ is often abused.
i hope he's not talking about Evelyn. i love their dynamic and friendship so much. but the descriptions all sound like her
hey!, UncleRoger please try to visit Mizoram located in India. please please please please please please please please please please please
When I would start dating someone or bring them back they will walk out in a good few Seconds because I collect something very nerdy lightsabers so they would say oooh helll nahh
Idk this will help for the demonetisation. But I'm trying!
cute as hell
Nigel do not mix business associations with friends. They are two entirely different ballgames, Different rules and different regulations. Empathy is appropriate for one and fairness for the other. These are different ontological realms. You should know that. But do not treat close friends like business associates or else you wont have any.
do you think that friend is evelyn? i hope not
Hii Uncle Roger.... please Collab once with Chef Ranveer Brar...
Is nigel and roger 1 or 2? You guys look the same
I don’t think makeup removers are only for women. Anyone can use it.
Pro-Tip: Maybe just label things and if you want to snoop, be better at it than just relying on circumstantial evidence.
nigel bro use tinder
you should be on kill tony. he loves asians and isnt affraid of censorship.
it is not red flag for asian middle class guy. for europeans it is too much RED!
Jacky Chan? Seriously? Haiyaa
Listening to this dude Matt is so painful man, you need a new partner mr roger :(
Rising new UA-camr should just find sponsor and earn enough through merch by now. They can’t be greedy this early in the game asking for donation without making more bonus member contents. That’s the difference between Andrew schulz and bill burr level.
3rd
Mm
Yes red flag...female here +1
Yeah definitely don't beep or censor words. That sucks.
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Study some MGTOW first ... haiyaa
MS paint is the MSG of graphic design.... Blockcolorflavor#
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