+sowhat914 our guild master is a girl, my best friend who also plays wow is a girl (yes, that's possible) i have 4 other girls in my guild. i know 5 other girls who play wow. this whole "girls don't play games" or in this case "girls don't play wow" is getting old.
+Nasim Mobasheri Nah those are scrub stat weights, Money is worth more points than everything else combined. And also arena rating loses value because girls don't pvp, all you need is any pvp title which you can just buy with money.
+Resistance Get on my lvl bruh, I decimate the 1100 bracket and i've got over 2k gold. Mounts? Don't make me laugh... ever heard of the swift purple wind rider? Yeah, get back at me scrub.
+KnightmareGalahad Step 1 Join a raiding guild Step 2 Join Vent/Mumble/Discord and speak Step 3 Pick any of the other 19 members of your raiding guild to be your servant.
+KnightmareGalahad First you can't be a complete shitter, girls have that bad rap in WoW. Next you need to show all the guys in your guild that you didn't get any fucking handouts, you actually worked for your shit. Then get one that is also not a shitter because you can't be associating with bad players, what will people say? You've also gotta make sure that he's not a complete tub of lard and is human-sized because how will you find his penis under all the fat? Make sure you are also not a tub of lard and are human-sized because then you can't have "high standards". Lastly, hopefully he is a class that, in the event you both have to find a new guild, you will be able to find one that needs BOTH of you. Also if you can speak another language and/or have an accent that is a plus, I mean even southern accents work sometimes. Good luck.
Another very useful tip that you missed - Most of the girls are healers so once you know that a healer is a girl, make sure you complement her about her healing and how she carries the raids and she is a life saver. Trust me this is best ice breaker and cant go wrong.
No no no ... Undead anything everytime! But, I need something explained. Are you looking for a gf to play WOW with or a gf to meet in RL? Big difference.
Had to comment on this. I noticed a major flaw in how you check if people target you to inspect you. In order to show the least amount of fucks given, you cannot show that you care they are inspecting you. For that I recommend an addon: TipTac. This addon can show that someone is targetting you just by hovering your mouse over them. Peace.
Asmongold, thanks to these tips I have joined a raiding guild on my server, I am 7/13 mythic thanks to them and i have a girlfriend. Thank you for this guide! (I actually have been part of the guild for a while but I just now started to take action with asking one of the girls out, and it worked!)
The whole "girls dont play wow" is not correct, lots of girls play wow, me included. In all the guilds I have been in, there have at least been 10 girls and some of them have high rankings like officers and GM. Also, the thing about girls always plays a healer (like me) is not correct. 8/10 has been playing a DPS.
I have also been in a few guilds with high ranked girls. However, what these guilds had in common, was the only reason these "officers", had those ranks, was due to them being the opposite gender compared to the majority of the guild. Once a girl joins a guild, the inner WoW virgins starts praising them as goddesses. It's quite pathetic.
Im sorry to hear that, in the guilds I have been in they have earned their ranking by actually being good in what they do or contributing to the guild. But ofc, if ppl still believe in the myth of "girls dont play wow" then there will always be guys that praise these "few" girls.
I think most of the "girls don't play WoW" way of thinking has evaporated at this point and it's changed more into a meme. But honestly, there's kind of a catch-22 with regards to girls playing in the same guild/environment as guys where the objective is to play better than others. The whole "awkwardness" becomes far less noticeable when there's nothing to be awkward about, and it's just guys/girls playing casually. 45% of guys will be overly patient, white-knighting and hand-holdy with girls, 45% of guys will try their best to prove their masculinity as best they can over others, and about 10% will actually not care either way and treat girls as just other players. Those 10% are generally the people you'd see outside, hanging out with you, but the majority will be those who choose to stay at home and play at a distance, or hang with their friends and pretend that's all there is. The catch-22 aspect of it is that undeniably there are a lot of girls out there who bank on that male excitement to meet a girl that is like-minded with them and use it to their advantage, often in a manipulative way. This is by far a minority, but it exists, and those stories are heard far louder than the ones where it works out. Additionally, there's the far opposite of that, where you have girls who are (understandably) irritated whenever they are treated as only girls and not players, which will deter some guys from wanting to play with them, and attract others. Honestly, it's just a weird place because it's like meeting someone at a bar or on a dating app but your biggest hobby is mutual and known. It's a lot harder to separate that (for most, not all) from just seeing people as people playing together.
Talking from my own experience, I have been in multiple guilds and Im a social player (not the RP kind) so I tend to talk to lots of randoms and get to know them ... still 8/10 of the females where DPS, rest were healers (I have yet to meet a female tank, but I think those are bad asses :D). I dont have any statistics, sure there are prob most female healers out there, I was just very surprised to meet so many female DPS and so few healers (so far).
Lmao man , i missed your funny videos tbh, i enjoy the iron man challenge, but this was what made me love your channel! Thanks for the good time bro , keep it up
Hahaha man, really nice video... idk if you care.. but i suggest you keep doing this kind of content, funny, casual, with range of viewers, hell i dont even play on the offi any more, butt this video caught my attention and it was worth it.
Jesus christ that fuckin g.IRL part had me dying. I think a joke to make would've been something along the lines of mentioning how they want to get carried by you in PvP/Raids
You can find girls in graids or roleplaying, they are overall nice and polite. On all groups I've been raiding there were at least a couple of them(usually healers). I remember the 1st time I've met a girl ingame, she was the gmaster. Our first conversation was about battle pets and somehow we ended up talking about shiny pokemon trading haha.
Side note: girlfriends can also remove the virginity debuff you start out with
+Kelowna - World of Warcraft Videos boyfriends can do that too
+Asmongold luv u boo
+Asmongold senpai big dick
+Asmongold True true
+Asmongold
*What have been read cannot be unread...* BibleThump
"Guides and tips on how to guide your tip" -Asmongold 2016
+Talithor 207 HERE TAKE THIS W
+Talithor 207 "Good luck in finding the most elusive mount of all." -Asmongold 2016
epic mount for epic mount hahahahhaha
I mounted my guildmaster. I think I'm good
Jared Tandle haHAA
The girlfriend didn't drop. 1 week cooldown.
Good one xD
"An epic mount for an epic mount." loololol
+Alex A "guides and tips to guide your tip." oh god so good.
+Alex A or rather, edit: a guide in which to find ways in which she will at least let u put the tip in. and u work ur way up from there. :)
Sounds legit, brb
+Kakio xd
Hello Kakio. So we meet again
Hi
+Kakio Can i have kandi?
Kakio gonna make another rant on Warcraft bible?
The instructions were unclear, got a worgen boyfriend.
you made me lol :D:D
Worgen kreygasm
Kain Bloodshower Yum
Night Elf Druid girlfriends are the best
Somehow I ended up marrying a rogue 😂 I was 100% against ever meeting someone online,especially on WoW. We met at the guru arena lmao.
It looks like I am on a good path all I need now is to become a roleplayer and slay some dragons in raids...
+PILAV GAMES can u boost me to 1750 so I can get laid someday?pls..I will do anything!!!
+PILAV GAMES Why would you cheat on Thyraz!
+PILAV GAMES stop taking steroids you bitch
nice try, we all know you're gay.
PILAV pilav your gay get out
Yeah, girls in WoW, more like water in Mars.
+sowhat914 around 35% of wow players are girls :p
+Ternadil Really? I would say 35% of wow players claim to be a girl.
+sowhat914 We found that just recently
+sowhat914 i have like 6 girls in my raid team
+sowhat914 our guild master is a girl, my best friend who also plays wow is a girl (yes, that's possible)
i have 4 other girls in my guild.
i know 5 other girls who play wow.
this whole "girls don't play games" or in this case "girls don't play wow" is getting old.
Lmaoo I've been waiting for the return of those videos, pure gold.
+Alijamaru pure asmon-gold
+Frederico nevard Ayyy
rare pepe's dabbing : )
+Paperclown you got something wrong that would be to have sex not girlfriend but dont go there for it cause cross realms kinda destroyed it
so girl stat priority :
dps > arena rating >money > laugh > rare mounts
r u a girl irl??
+Nasim Mobasheri I have 30k dps,no actual arena rating,no money,I like to laugh and got bunch of rare mounts. wanna date me?..pls dont say no...
+Nasim Mobasheri Nah those are scrub stat weights, Money is worth more points than everything else combined. And also arena rating loses value because girls don't pvp, all you need is any pvp title which you can just buy with money.
+Nasim Mobasheri And memes
+Resistance Get on my lvl bruh, I decimate the 1100 bracket and i've got over 2k gold. Mounts? Don't make me laugh... ever heard of the swift purple wind rider? Yeah, get back at me scrub.
10/10, accurate information confirmed
r u a girl irl??
+Talal Km rare mount pls
Actually worked
*Puts sunglasses on* Thanks asmongold
I'd like to see a version of this video for girls trying to pick up guys in wow.
go to Nora Sunstrider channel :)
+KnightmareGalahad Step 1 Join a raiding guild
Step 2 Join Vent/Mumble/Discord and speak
Step 3 Pick any of the other 19 members of your raiding guild to be your servant.
Simple. talk in vent
+KnightmareGalahad I thought Nora Sunstrider already released one exactly like that.
+KnightmareGalahad First you can't be a complete shitter, girls have that bad rap in WoW. Next you need to show all the guys in your guild that you didn't get any fucking handouts, you actually worked for your shit. Then get one that is also not a shitter because you can't be associating with bad players, what will people say? You've also gotta make sure that he's not a complete tub of lard and is human-sized because how will you find his penis under all the fat? Make sure you are also not a tub of lard and are human-sized because then you can't have "high standards". Lastly, hopefully he is a class that, in the event you both have to find a new guild, you will be able to find one that needs BOTH of you. Also if you can speak another language and/or have an accent that is a plus, I mean even southern accents work sometimes. Good luck.
im taking love advice from a hardcore wow player on valentine's day...damn how sad is my life.
"A self starter that doesn't want to be a self finisher." LMAO! Good stuff man.
That girl in the vent has the lowest DPS. Wuahahaha
+Ayssa Alyssa Well yeah obviously she has the lowest dps, she's a healer
not all girls play as healers like me :D never played healer. hehehe
+Ayssa Alyssa are u a girl irl? "Let me check step 2"
no :P
Koen Wijnen
no I am not. :p
HE KNOWS "backs away slowly" Died laughing at this man gg.
You know, trying to show of my frosty Richard because ive done this before but, shrinkage ya know. lol
+Hazzed Gaming I have no idea how to respond to that... SHOTS
Another very useful tip that you missed - Most of the girls are healers so once you know that a healer is a girl, make sure you complement her about her healing and how she carries the raids and she is a life saver. Trust me this is best ice breaker and cant go wrong.
The part about the knowing someone's inspecting you before you click on them was fucking gold
I was laughing the whole freaking video lol
If i have all the pets mounts and achievements, then why would i need a girlfriend?
"I've even tried going outside"... ye dont do that
A "self-finisher" omg
+Gabriela Colon r u a girl irl ?
4:05 "besides money" lol
5:13 oh my god i'm dead. XD
No no no ... Undead anything everytime! But, I need something explained. Are you looking for a gf to play WOW with or a gf to meet in RL? Big difference.
Asmongold, Thank you for making this video! I laughed the entire time. Thanks and have a good one!
Sandstone drake:" She is riding you , so you are half way there " lmao
Had to comment on this. I noticed a major flaw in how you check if people target you to inspect you. In order to show the least amount of fucks given, you cannot show that you care they are inspecting you. For that I recommend an addon: TipTac. This addon can show that someone is targetting you just by hovering your mouse over them. Peace.
" A self starter that doesn't wanna be a self finisher" amazing haha
This is pure gold dude, please keep them coming
A self starter who doesn't want to be a self finisher.
Instructions unclear, ended up marrying hogger on Argent Dawn.
"The most elusive mount of them all." AHAHAHAHHAHAHA I FKIN DIED M9
A self-starter who doesn't wanna self-finish. lmfao
guides and tips on how to guide your tip. i like it
"i've even tried to go outside"
LOL.
it worked thanks 10/10 guide
"A self starter that doesnt want to be a self finisher". Oh how I lol'ed.
Asmongold, thanks to these tips I have joined a raiding guild on my server, I am 7/13 mythic thanks to them and i have a girlfriend. Thank you for this guide!
(I actually have been part of the guild for a while but I just now started to take action with asking one of the girls out, and it worked!)
"Guides and tips on how to guide your tip"
FUCKING ROLLING.
I also woke my mom up...
Does this apply to lesbians? I'm gonna try it out
''Good luck finding the most elusive mount of them all''
Epic
YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT. WARRIORS GET ALL THE CHICKS.
fuck orcs and fuck the nazi horde
fuck humans and fuck the nazi alliance
Gave my GF the Ragnaros phoenix mount back in Legion. I still don't have the Phoenix for myself, but I still have the epic mount.
this is a really good guide. it helped me a lot.
Was dying at 5:05. "Nope" and just drives off the edge. God dammit that's hilarious.
it really did work thanks a lot asmongold
i lost it at ''look familiar'' part
First step: Learn that girls don't play WoW (Some actually do)
Second Step: Go to Moonguard.
+Metal_Head Goldshire!
+Metal_Head First step: Realize Minecraft grillfriends are so much better.
Second Step: Stare at dem fine blocks. kill me KILL ME PLEASE END MY LIFE
+Metal_Head Dude, girls don't play on moonguard ...
_Net_K_You _ What??? oh shit.... if you'll excuse me I need to go hang myself
+Full Metal Don't lie to us--we know you knew that already.
"A self starter who doesn't want to be a slef finisher" - Asomongold 2016
Ebay?? ROFL
"A self starter that doesn't want to be a self finisher" brilliant.
i have birthday today
Happy birthday
gia gold To mid Google Chrome thank you i love you
+7homes Happy B-Day
Heldin i love you thank you
+7homes happy birthday
'lets them know you are a self started, and you don't want to be a self finisher"
thanks asmon i just found my wifue in hole fucking world XD brooo love u btw :/ im not gay :))))
"A self-starter that doesn't want to be a self-finisher." The jokes in this video are pure gold.
The whole "girls dont play wow" is not correct, lots of girls play wow, me included. In all the guilds I have been in, there have at least been 10 girls and some of them have high rankings like officers and GM. Also, the thing about girls always plays a healer (like me) is not correct. 8/10 has been playing a DPS.
I have also been in a few guilds with high ranked girls. However, what these guilds had in common, was the only reason these "officers", had those ranks, was due to them being the opposite gender compared to the majority of the guild.
Once a girl joins a guild, the inner WoW virgins starts praising them as goddesses. It's quite pathetic.
Im sorry to hear that, in the guilds I have been in they have earned their ranking by actually being good in what they do or contributing to the guild. But ofc, if ppl still believe in the myth of "girls dont play wow" then there will always be guys that praise these "few" girls.
I think most of the "girls don't play WoW" way of thinking has evaporated at this point and it's changed more into a meme.
But honestly, there's kind of a catch-22 with regards to girls playing in the same guild/environment as guys where the objective is to play better than others. The whole "awkwardness" becomes far less noticeable when there's nothing to be awkward about, and it's just guys/girls playing casually. 45% of guys will be overly patient, white-knighting and hand-holdy with girls, 45% of guys will try their best to prove their masculinity as best they can over others, and about 10% will actually not care either way and treat girls as just other players. Those 10% are generally the people you'd see outside, hanging out with you, but the majority will be those who choose to stay at home and play at a distance, or hang with their friends and pretend that's all there is.
The catch-22 aspect of it is that undeniably there are a lot of girls out there who bank on that male excitement to meet a girl that is like-minded with them and use it to their advantage, often in a manipulative way. This is by far a minority, but it exists, and those stories are heard far louder than the ones where it works out. Additionally, there's the far opposite of that, where you have girls who are (understandably) irritated whenever they are treated as only girls and not players, which will deter some guys from wanting to play with them, and attract others.
Honestly, it's just a weird place because it's like meeting someone at a bar or on a dating app but your biggest hobby is mutual and known. It's a lot harder to separate that (for most, not all) from just seeing people as people playing together.
I get what you're tryin to say but girls really do generally like to play supporting roles in games,which isn't unusual or wrong.
Talking from my own experience, I have been in multiple guilds and Im a social player (not the RP kind) so I tend to talk to lots of randoms and get to know them ... still 8/10 of the females where DPS, rest were healers (I have yet to meet a female tank, but I think those are bad asses :D). I dont have any statistics, sure there are prob most female healers out there, I was just very surprised to meet so many female DPS and so few healers (so far).
"A self starter who doesn't want to be a self finisher" - Asmongold 2016
I think I'm first!
Oh wait no one cares!
just cause u can act like the community doesnt mean your comment is funny.
+Smitty9860 you dad must be proud of you! :)
Sanic Cena :(
+Smitty9860 I care. You're special.
Ethan Woodhouse :')
your deadpan is literaly on another level god bless
"Guides and tips to guide your tip" best line in the video
4:58 Spat Coffee Everywhere! xD
'get in bbygurl"
"Arnt you going to give me a helmet?"
"nope" drives off cliff..
"A self starter that doesn't want to be a self finisher"
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
"you already know before you even click on them that they were inspecting you"
OMG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"a self starter that doesn't wanna be a self finisher" had me in tears
girl:"are you gonna give me a helmet?"
asmongold:"nope" *jumps off cliff*
A self-starter that doesn't want to be a self-finisher... Christ my sides went into orbit on that one.
Omg. This is amazing! Side note: I have to agree on the mount thing, I have a terrible sense of direction.
"A self starter that doesn't want to be a self finisher," fucking epic line!
Lmao man , i missed your funny videos tbh, i enjoy the iron man challenge, but this was what made me love your channel! Thanks for the good time bro , keep it up
"How are you really going to ask her, if the carpet matches the drapes, when your helmet doesn't even match your cloak"
- Asmongold 2016
LOL
Met my husband 2006 in wow , he was Tauren warrior , im a Belf healer...we're in raiding guild . That how we met. Such a nostalgic moment.
lol "a self starter that doesn't want to be a self finisher" fucking lost it
"a self-starter who doesn't wanna be a self-finisher" LOL
"An epic mount for an epic mount"
Hahaha man, really nice video... idk if you care.. but i suggest you keep doing this kind of content, funny, casual, with range of viewers, hell i dont even play on the offi any more, butt this video caught my attention and it was worth it.
recruit a friend mount... or $30
LOL
"A self starter that doesn't want to be a self finisher"
I fucked love you, dude.
You forgot my illustrious [Instant Statue Pedestal]. Drives the lady-raiders crazy ;)
This Vid was easily one of your best, Asmon. Kinda rivals the Timewalking one :D
this is so funny lol...the way you talk and your seriousness makes it hilarious
"Guides and tips on how to guide your tip" - I'm dead. Awesome video man fucking brilliant.
1:04 like when you got Robyn the emberwyrm mount and she was actually skyping with McConnell? Or was it one of her other Twitch boyfriends?
"nothings girls like more than laughing besides money" lmao
Jesus christ that fuckin g.IRL part had me dying. I think a joke to make would've been something along the lines of mentioning how they want to get carried by you in PvP/Raids
"A self starter, not a self finisher."
Jesus fuck that might be one of the most clever jokes you've said to this day.
You can find girls in graids or roleplaying, they are overall nice and polite. On all groups I've been raiding there were at least a couple of them(usually healers). I remember the 1st time I've met a girl ingame, she was the gmaster. Our first conversation was about battle pets and somehow we ended up talking about shiny pokemon trading haha.
"Epic mount for an epic mount"
"Guides and tips on how to guide your tip"
Asmongold 2/14/16
"Guides and tips, and how to guide your tip..." seamless transition sir
The length of this video is the equivalent of…oh wait, no, I shouldn’t make that joke.
What questline is it a part of?
" I even tried out going outside."
Asmongold, 2016
Does this still work or is there an update?
"because we know how rogues do it "
"Because I mean, look at it... metaphors."
LOL "A self starter that doesn't want to be a self finisher" hahahahahahah pure gold
“I’ve even tried going outside”
Yeah no thanks
Add this to the mount playlist
+Asmongold In your Mog-It, what is that cata t11 normal set? What is the weapon in the transmog?
"a self starter that doesn't want to be a self finisher" hahaha
Cackled from start to finish. This is seriously gold.