People Share The Most Chaotically Good Things They've Ever Seen
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Brownie Man, Comforter Bro and Lunch Grandma--- the power trio that will ACTUALLY save the world!
Let's not forget about trash man
Random Chinese Man hes a god it doesnt count
And don't forget about
@@wadrzyk!
Agreed
hey! what about Mia’s Rescuer?
If telling teachers about bullies actually solved the problem then people would be more inclined to do so 🤷🏾♂️
Sadly Education Facilities have become spineless, threatened by the prospect of being sued by the bully's parents [because heaven forbid their sweet little angel be guilty of any wrongdoing].
@@brendanthedreamer Sometimes I'm amazed at how dumb people can be, and then proceed to wonder how the heck humanity is still up and running with those fools running around
Everytime I did it the teacher just said "If you ignore it, they won't have fun with it anymore and will stop"
True, but school's suck at that!
I'm a Teacher's Assistant for a teacher I had for a semester of credit recovery and so the next semester I became her TA for her first class. She knew about my getting to school late so I'd come in and help her during lunch almost everyday of the week to make up for not being there early. She's super nice and I don't understand how some kids can be real assholes and treat other people awful (but then again, if you've been hurt then you learn to defend yourself). This happened recently and I will forever be haunted by what could've happened had I not walked in on time.
So, I got lunch and was walking to her class (she always has her door open, but after this she keeps it locked, so I knock now) when I see 2 girls outside her class. I didn't think much of it until I walk in, set my food down, and then I look up to see some bitch (mind you, I'm a girl) all up in my teacher friend's face. It all happened so fast: My teacher was already dialing campus security and this girl (and her friends outside the door) run, down the hall, and dissapear out of sight. I quickly go over to my teacher to see if she's ok. She is, just a little shaken up. She tells me what happened: A student in her class was acting up again and so she sent him to the office. Some girl (with the other 2 side hoes), apperently the student's friend, was pissed that my teacher got her friend in trouble. So, she goes to the class and starts cussing her out. My teacher is almost always grading papers or just talking with me. So, she's trapped in a corner of the room, with no where to run if this little bitch made a move to beat her up (I bet she could've 'cause my teacher showed me her records and this girl is problematic, has done shit before, AND has beat up her grandma). Security comes in and my teacher tells them her side of the story and then I tell them what I saw (one of the girls, stupid obviously, was recording when I walked in; I described the girls, including the one who was in the classroom; and I tell them where they went). They leave and I stay by my teacher's side and we talk as she files a report. I'm super pissed and I don't eat my lunch 'till my next class (I'm worked up and I was really looking forward to my cheeseburger and fries). We discuss the school system and how it sucks ass at disciplining kids like the girl. We pray, and I walk with her to her next class.
I get to my next class (Art) and instead of smiling when I walk in through the door I'm frowning and I walk over to my seat. I sit down and the guy next to me sees the state I'm in and asks me if I'm alright. For the whole class period I'm raving about those bitches (I found out the next day that they caught them shortly after, but their "punishment" wasn't enough, in my opinion) and what they had the audacity to do to a super nice teacher who cares about her students. He listens and we talk as I eat my cold, flavorless lunch. The next day and the weeks after I go to my teacher's classroom and I do my regular work as we talk and/or I eat my lunch. I'm SO glad she's ok and that I (thank God) walked in on that bitch threatening her, but I will never forget the feeling of relief I felt when I realized I stopped a possible catastrophe. This happened about 2 months ago. My last year of high school is gonna be memorable as hell.
For anyone who made it this far, thank you. Hopefully, people get help and less shit like this happens. God bless y'all. Peace and love.
yup. if anything, telling the teachers makes it worse
I can remember a reddit post I saw “who-knows-where” about a service dog who failed his training because he never knew when to perform a task and would sometimes even do them randomly without being asked.
The poster said that after they adopted him, he would go around the house turning lights on & off and opening doors and even the fridge.
He thought he was being a Good Boy.
But in reality he was a Chaotic Good Boy.
Awwwn thats the goodest boy ever! I love him so much
He will always be a good boi in our hearts
*Let us all salute to Comforter Bro, Recycaller, Trashbin Bikechaser, Mia's rescuer, and Brownie Man*
And clumsy grandma!
Sounds like a roster for a superhero league to me
The real hero's of the world.
Yup
And Mia herself
The little old lady with the case of the clumsies and the extra lunches and just omg my heart
I have met someone like this, she is a lunch lady 😊😊😊😊 My heart is so full
I love her.
This should be a book for children, stat!
My sister's friend took apart the dryer at his college to fix the coin slot. He's not even studying anything that would explain this, he's studying cyber security. My sister has strange friends.
Eh, cyber security is basically white hat hacking. A lot of hackers have some knowledge of hardware, mechanical or otherwise. It's a little unusual for someone to go that far, but not really surprising given his major.
A lot of people doing IT based courses have background knowledge in loads of other things but just decided to choose that sub course
Oh yeah I didn't think of that. He's also kind of a farm kid(I live in a small town) which would also explain some things.
I was in IT and I routinely do my own car and truck repairs, including engine and transmission swaps.
It's to do with the IT mindset, which is a non-physically demanding application of the tradesman mindset. Most jobs in IT, especially cyber security involve understanding how stuff goes together so you can make something better, or exploit a flaw. Most of the IT professionals I've met have hobbies that are constructive or creative like carpentry, model making or artistic work.
When Squidward stood up for SpongeBob when delivering the Krusty krab pizza
Or when spongebob did the band for squidward.
I've existed for how long and it took me until now to parse that situation...?
@KingBowser 183 it's no longer Kristy, autocorrect is not always helpful
yes.
@@piratealeks6865 I don't but someone else might.
that Grandma at 2:40 sounds like a true legend...
@Jack jack No, She sounds like a teacher who cares for her students
Jack jack Helping a kid in need is _totally_ being a busybody. Totally.
@Jack jack yeah such a *busy body*
@Jack jack
>kindergarten teacher
>takes cares of students well
>busybody
Makes sense
For a lot of European seniors this is normal behavior to look out for people in your community, especially if they're starving.
11:30 HE'S THE ONE WE LEARN ABOUT IN MATH BOOKS
*THE PROPHECY IS TRUE!!*
COME AROUND CHILDREN, FOR HE DESCRIBED IN THY MATH PROBLEM HAS RISEN TO REALITY
_THE PROPHECY FROM THE NERD'S BIBLE HAS COME!_
@@DovahGirlie YES!!
You don’t learn _about_ him you just do problems about his situation...
my mom is a chaotically good person:
we were going abroad at one point and the customs guy took her pet rabbit ot of its cage... and lifted it up into the air quite aggresively by the poor bunny's ear
so my mom grabbed him by the ear and asked how it felt to have his own ear pulled
tbh i still can't believe we didn't get arrested
WHAT THE HECK. what a jerk that guy was.
OMG, you NEVER pick a rabbit up by the ears!! Poor babby. Glad your mom pulled the "how do you like it?!" trick. He deserved it. Most Airport workers seem universally horrible to animals for some reason. (I've heard things about how they load the carriers on like luggage. Awful.)
@@miniwolfsbane2407 I'd like to believe that that was done out of ignorance (because in cartoons or whatever, magicians pull rabbits outta hats via their ears, and there's the visual image of people holding mice/rats by the tails which is also a no-no) but lesson learned I hope...
r/thathappened
@electric 6 Mate, I think you take youtube comments a bit too seriously, no offence.
The most chaotic good thing I saw was from a friend of mine. She had another good friend at work who was being harassed by her abusive ex-boyfriend who worked identical shifts, and she was getting very miserable. This was in the summer, so there were a lot of birds and such around, so my friend hatched a plan. On one of her days of that she knew said friend and their ex would be working, she drove up to the office after lunch break with a loaf of bread. There is a decent amount of seagulls around, so she starts putting pieces on bread on the guys windshield. Now, one thing about seagulls, they tend to poop within a couple minutes of eating. Sure enough, the gulls came down and started eating the bread, so she started taking off pieces and tossing it at the car. On the roof, hood, and windshield. She did that until the entire loaf was gone, and sure enough, they started shitting on the guy's car. She hid in her car with a pair of binoculars to see the guy's reaction when he got off work, and boy was he confused and angry. This was a new car, and he was going to go drinking with his friends after work, so you can imagine his dismay to seeing the front of his shiny new car covered in hot stinking bird shit.
She even sent me pictures and picked up her friend from work, they guy didn't come in for the next couple of days because he was cleaning his car and trying to figure out who did it, and he ended up getting fired another couple of days later.
ouch... fired and cr4pp3d on
"Hatched" a plan. I see what you did there.
Clever
@@colin3ds1 That's why it's chaotic good, not morally or logically good.
More chaotic neutral than chaotic good. Chaotic good would add goodness or lessen evil. No goodness was increased here. This sounds more like revenge, which is more of a chaotic neutral thing.
The person who saved Mia should have gotten the original owners arrested.
Could've easily backfired if they hadn't collected concrete enough evidence. The neighbours could've easily filed a charge of theft.
Yeah, sucks if they find another dog to torture.
You misspelled executed
And what would happen to the little kids - who the poster didn't say were being abused?
Lol my aunt's family does the same thing to their dog named UA-cam. (lol) They bought the dog for her grandson but he became kinda scared of dogs after getting a bad scratch from another dog they used to have. (Died of old age) He's tied to a roofed swing all day on a (big outdoor space on the 3rd flr. Dunno what to call it) given food and water 2x a day. He only went outside, _real_ outside this one time I brought him out. He's big tho and jumps at basically anything that moves so there was no repeat. I just pity UA-cam cause his owner doesn't give a fuck about him.
UA-cam the dog is basically Mia but given shade and bathed weekly.
Probably that one legendary video of 2 dudes shoplifting in a convenient store. Where a guy distracts the shop keeper while the other one stealthy inserting some chips and drinks into his bag.
Then a robber with a gun came, and quietly, the 2 dudes snoop behind some racks, just to take down the robber. And one of them kicked the robber with a skateboard and made him fall under a rack.
Giving the shopkeeper enough time to grab his gun.
While the both of them quickly ran away with a successful food heist from the store.
More Chaotic Neutral sounding to me. They were robbing the place (peacefully), then the situation called for good actions- saving the store from a much worse threat. They did good and bad at the same time, essentially evening out their karma points back to neutral.
Trickster rogues in action.
Yeah that's fake you doofus.
@@jimpickens4
Have you even seen it tho ?. I don't care if it's fake or not. I see what i see. I tell what i saw.
@@dapwproductions8630 Yes I've seen it, don't be so naive.
brownieman is not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed.
So is Comforter bro
And the trash man.
And the Lunch Grandma
Nah he a simp
Out of all of these people, brownie man made me smile the most
4:40 My neighbor was elderly and couldn't take proper care of his dog. He was nearly skeletal and the man had left him out 24/7 rain or shine.
We started with just giving him food or water when we could, (already had 2 dogs) until we got a blizzard. When the poor boy was left outside, we stole him.
A few weeks later the man passed away and his kids just gave us his dog house because none of them wanted him.
This is both sad and heartwarming at the same time. Hope the dog is doing better now!
@@nell__byte He is a spoiled little twit now but we love him
@@sleepysmartboy6287 so is mine. She's worth it
"my neighbor was on his last legs and clearly couldnt take care of his beloved dog that was all that he had left in this world so one night we just fuckin stole it poor boi :(((((
then the owner like died or something idk lel XD definitely didnt die of heartbreak because his dog is gone and thats the only thing he had good for me i take care of doggie :)))"
@@jamishmcquo7590 We only stole him because the dog was out in a blizzard. We were directly next door with overlapping yards and his kids were over constantly. If they (he or the kids) noticed, nobody cared. Not to mention he was stuck outside all the time and the man couldn't really leave his house. His kids say he regretted getting such an energetic dog.
Comforter Bro, Brownie Man, and Grandma.
The heroes we need but don't deserve.
I don't understand...why would it be illegal to feed a child who is clearly not being taken care of? To not be allowed to feed the hungry is disgusting. Wtf?
Spectre I used to work at a summer camp and it’s just a matter of parental consent I’m pretty sure. Technically you can’t feed a kid something if the parents don’t want you to. Plus there’s allergy risks. We were pretty laid back about it tho.
@@rachaelpatterson7356 It's still pretty sad to be against the rules...poor hungry kid.
It's against most public school rules because of allergies and inappropriate contact between teacher and student. It sucks though because sometimes parents are just incapable and kids need assistance.
@@dumpstercub2902 ...Inappropriate contact? How can handing over a packet of sandwiches be considered 'contact' at all? And as for the allergies, the schools here have you fill out a form before your child attends, in which you have to put down the things your child is allergic to. The teachers get told and students parents are sent messages that state what not to put in other kids lunches. It's all very informed.
@@Kiwi_Tea Well in that particular one, the little kid was sitting on her lap. So that could be "inappropriate contact."
The one about the dog broke my heart. I have a blue heeler and they constantly need attention, love and a large area to run around and things to do. Chaining one up like that is beyond cruel to these breeds! They are absolutely some of the greatest dogs around, not surprised at all to hear that she was a sweetheart
Heeler*
I grew up kitty-corner to some folks with big hunting dogs that were almost always in a dark, tiny pen in the backyard. I felt really bad for them, though they seemed well-fed and cared for otherwise.
I help run a kennel now and I can't even begin to tell you how many people we run into who have no idea how to take care of a dog. Little yappers that've been allowed to become violent psychos because they're the owner's precious babies. Long-haired dogs allowed to become almost a solid lump of mats because the owners can't be sussed to get the dog groomed more than once a year. Cases of the owner saying that the dog has various problems, like food aggression, with *zero* indication of that while boarding here. *Actual* cases of food aggression with the dog trying to kill his neighbors for eating their own food. The list goes on.
Thankfully, as we're out in the country, we rarely see cases of dogs not having enough room to run around.
That "case of the clumsy" lady is so damn precious, im tearing up!!
I’m so tired I thought this was about ‘Catholic Good’
Weeell, would you be expecting a Millennial Inquisition????
@@AMRAMRS No one expects that...
Nobody expects the millennial inquisition!
@@Eibsirf They tweet about it before doing it so everyone expects the millennial inquisition
@@Eibsirf I mean it sounds ridiculous so you're right.
Whenever I go with my mom and we see old people selling things like street foods or chips that clearly looks too heavy for them to bring, my mom always gave me 10 dollars (in my country, it's a hell lot of money) and told me to give it to them, but always pretend to buy, then pay it with that money and refuse the change. Those old peoples are usually still working because their child are also in the same poor condition as them or their child are out of the city, so they have to sell things in order to pay bills, eat, etc. So far I've never seen one that accepted the money without buying their products, but if I buy something and refuse the change (altho they'd still force me to take the change) then they'll graciously take it and I'll offer a hug to them because who knows that's what they also need. My mom told me to do it so she won't take the credit, and it taught me to act kind for the sake of other person, not for our own credibility. Now I do the same to my friends and brothers, like giving them money then ask them to give it to people in need, or sometimes just do anonymous donations. I'm not well off, but I believe in karma
A bus driver allowed me to stay on the bus without ticket
cause I got lost.
In my own city.
**inhales** _BOI_
Calvin The Seal ikr lol
@@calvintuano557 *sharply yet drawn out* boi
In elementary I was on the bus going home. My house is like going down a hill, csnt explain it but I guess I got too excited coming back home and tripped. I literally _rolled_ and got back up, the bus driver opened her window and asked if I was okay. My brother helped me get back up, my nose was starting to bleed, but my god the embarrassment after that, I teared up
sad oh shit, man. I can just imagine. But hey, you lived to tell the tale :)
I went to Chuck E. Cheese one last time and got a bunch of tickets. So I go to get a prize and behind me are a few girls who want a gum ball machine, but only have like 200 points in total and can’t ( despite their confidence that they could) so the first thing I do is get that gum ball machine and then a few lollipops. I pocket the lollipops and then just hand the girls the gum ball machine. Everybody, even the cashier that looked like she hated her job, was speechless. I then just left while throwing the peace sign. My mom, who was behind me told me that their faces were exactly how you’d expect if some fat kid wearing a bunch of goth clothing just handed you the the thing you wanted the most at a prize booth. The cashier even changed her attitude and tone
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Did somebody say *chaos?*
*_The world revolves in the distance_*
CHAOS CHAOS!
*I cAn Do AnYtHiNg!*
Some men just want to watch the world turn.
Yyyyeeeeeeeeeettt
Did somebody say chaos?
*MTF UNIT CODENAMED INSURGENCY WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
The grandma with "a case of clumsy" is a freaking genius
In December I felt bad about not getting anyone gifts and the "wanna Sprite Cranberry" meme was going around so on Friday before the break I bought around 25 caprisuns in total from the cafeteria and ran around at lunch yelling out "I'M JEBRON LAMES WANNA CRITE SPRANBERRY" and that was the most beautiful and chaotic good thing I've ever done
not a weeb You're gonna be fun at parties.
@@zackhorker210 does a dnd party count
not a weeb Hey, if it is a party then go wild.
dnd is the shit 👌 also love ur pfp
@@sylvi--5517 Thanks! I'm actually playing a chaotic good bard tiefling and it's going great. I'm the only pacifist but the DM designed the game so that pacifists get the most benefits!
I want to get a medal for the man who stole the dog. I normally don't agree with that kind of thing, but the family clearly didn't take care of her.
Do we know it was a man?
Comforter bro, the hero we need, but don’t deserve
The most chaotic good thing I encountered was that time I had a mental breakdown and this complete stranger that I never met before or afterwards, again came to me and talked to me. He was a great help for me.
That’s a very good thing to do but not chaotic
Not chaotic at all, but a good guy.
Yeah okat fair point.
the one about the dog was an emotional roller coaster. i hope the woman that originally owned that dog suffers just as much as mia did.
the rest of these are so wonderful though. especially the guy who threatened the mom hitting her kid- the world needs more people like that
Yas
Not exactly. In my point of view, the world doesn't need more punishiment, it needs more education.
No doubt the man threatening the woman worked out, but it wasn't the best way to abort the situation. Actually, that situation shouldn't have been happening at all.
This type of behaviour should have been prevented, by people teaching etycal and moral values, in order to conscientize people about what violence, lack of empathy for others, etc can cause.
The man temporarily corrected the issue, but who knows she won't hit her child again?
Such a complex problem can't be correct so easily, as it suggests a broken family structure, in which the mom probably was also raised in.
This in fact, gets much deeper. Knowing as a fact that she's not the only one like this in the world, we can safely say that the human society, in general, is just as broken.
People like him help out a bit, but it doesn't change things significantly.
Punishment and suffering beget more punishment and suffering. She should definitely clean up her act, be responsible, and get educated, but, more often than not, inflicting pain on someone for whatever intent tends to cause the victim (whether they deserved it or not) to reciprocate such actions elsewhere. Just because someone did something terrible doesn't mean that violence is a perfect solution. It's revenge, yes, but negativity breeds negativity. Being violent with someone, degrading, punishmental, and other unsatisfactory things tend to worsen the problem, not fix it. In this woman's particular case, what the OP did was the best form of non-violent punishment they could give to her; by taking Mia out of that situation, so that the dog could no longer suffer and the woman could no longer do such a thing to her. Hopefully it'll get her to learn to take better care of animals, or never get anymore.
That fire extinguisher guy is not chaotic good, he is... something else! True good? Hes a hero, dammit!
It’s called neutral good.
Yesterday I watched a play by college students about the Greek myth for Jason's search for the golden fleece and Eros rode a scooter...that was extremely chaotic good
Ugh I love mythology I would’ve killed to see Eros riding a scooter.
That's amazing 😂
lol my college once did a guerrilla theatre production of As You Like It using the entire college campus as the stage. We were all wandering around campus following the characters. Sadly I didn't have my interpreter with me, so I didn't really understand what was going on, but it was still a lot of fun.
This same college also did a two-night dinner theatre production of Sweeney Todd and Titus Andronicus with pizza and meat pies as the menu. I didn't go, so I'm not sure what dessert was.
@Twigcat Not to get too personal, but where was this play?
@@comradethalia5491 uhhh all I'm gonna say is the University of Wisconsin
4:30 then she's immediately roll on her back and pee.
Feelsbadman. Shows how much contact she is deprived from other dogs
I’m not sure if this is chaotic good or not but here you go.
A man was being abused by the police, he was guilty of no crime and was still on the ground with a gun and a taser pointed at him with his hands behind his back. His 3 year old son comes out and is holding a knife. The cops then point the guns at him and tell them to put it down. Later the boy was asked by his father (who didn’t get in trouble because he didn’t commit any crime) why he did that. The 3 year old said to his father, “I have to protect my family, and they wouldn’t shoot a 3 year old anyway”.
one time i saw this bird (it was a domesticated macaw with a tag) steal a sandwich and drop it next to a random cat. cat was healthy, had a collar, and a home, but for some reason the bird decided it needed a sandwich at the time. the bird was not owned by the same person as the cat. they did not know each other.
This guy next to me always joke-compliments my intelligence when I get a question right or something. I get a little self-conscious, but it feels nice
I was once at a pool and being followed by this winy and annoying kid. My friend came out of nowhere and yelled POWER RANGERS! and everyone started splashing the kid. It was amazing.
Deadman Dave I remember I was in 2nd or 3rd grade it was recess and we started to play tag. Soon everyone in the grade was starting to play it, some people would scream out the names of the people it so they’d know “[Name] IS IT! RUN!”. It was a great moment Bc as we were leaving we were just laughing and saying we should do it again. I would gladly do it again, if I could, but now I’m very out of shape and will run out of air after 10 seconds of running.
@@alibi1694 Yeah, that wouldn't help me. I've never been able to remember people's names... It takes me far too long to memorize even those of my close friends.
Draconic Duelist well if you knew the person they’d just scream it out and then it will be passed on.
The most chaotic good thing I've ever seen was my friend (let's call him T) telling his mom that I didn't eat anything the whole day, and his mom asking me where I live. So I was sick that day and I couldn't eat anything because I was really nauseous. So at like 8:30 at night I texted T and told him I was hungry. Became I felt like complaining. And his dinner was almost ready, and he kept telling me to eat but I was like "I would probably throw up if I eat anything." Then he told me dinner was ready so I told T to go eat. And for some reason T told him mom. And she asked T where I lived, he didn't tell her. But the next morning I went to school and T brought his lunch. And guess what his mom packed him extra food to give me. And T told me to eat it or he would tell his mom. I ate the food obviously.
Good friend. Keep him if you can 😁
@@goldenapplesaga5446 I do, he's one of my best friends! 😊
@@goldenwing1262 Good!
Most chaotic thing I've ever seen was when two teachers went as each other for halloween. One went as just wearing similar clothes. The other one put on a fatsuit and that fake neck fat and had a kick me I'm irish sign the absolute madlad 😂😂😂
6:11 that was actually super amazing of that person for doing that. They sacrificed themselves for someone they hardly knew in order to save their future without expecting anything in return. That was the definition of a selfless act. Makes me happy that this kind of compassion exists in the world.
Yo the kindergarten teacher of 50 years put me in the feels. That's amazing.
Brownie man isn’t the hero we deserve, but he is the hero we need
Crossant boy you just copied a comment
Why can't I find any comment about the cop & spray paint? that dude handled it like a boss!
The ones about the teachers slyly helping kids from not so good situations warm my heart. They can’t help what happens to them off school grounds but they still do their best to help on school grounds
That last one sounds like its missing "and everyone clapped"
Get ready for the epic Saga of...
*_Comforter Guy & Brownie Man!_*
"We'll never forget you, Brownie Man" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
1:56 That’s the most tsundere grandma I’ve ever seen... “I wasn’t trying to clean you up and made you lunch or anything... b-baka!”
Head Phones
It’s vaca, not baka. Seems you failed Spanish class.
@@highadmiraljt5853 baka is idiot in Japanese baka
@@highadmiraljt5853 This correction was not good but it was definitely chaotic
Do u even watch anime bro? 😔
DoubleFailMech
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Toddler story: "it was probably illegal"
Me: "I recognize that the council has passed a law, but given that it's a stupid-ass law, I have elected to ignore it."
I had a neighbor that left their dog outside all the time. It was summer in California. So it is like super hot. Not as hot as in Arizona but hot enough that the poor thing would need alot of water. I don't think they gave that dog water like more then wonce a day. Like when they first put the dog outside. It would bark all day. We tried to call the police a few times but they never did anything.
Animals aren't really the police's job
@@jacob3988 whose job are they?
@@astolat2262 Police get involved in some situations, but if its just stuff like neglect, call animal control or whatever it is. Never did it myself so don't know which honestly. Police can be called if they are actively hurting one
Some say comforter bro is still out there doing good for all.
The ultimate Chaotic Good superhero: Brownie Man! With his partner Comforter Bro!
Brownie man is the hero we need, not the one we deserve
I actually got free vbucks from those free vbuck scams
Yeah ssuuuuure
And I have a girlfriend
David Goldan r/suicidebywords
Hey hey watch this: r/ihavereddit
So Chaotic Evil
Well in 7th grade I seen two twins who I knew were my age from school bullying a 5th grade kid (beating, name-calling etc) at a local park. So me and my friend Sam, confronted them. One of them swung a clumsy punch at me and all hell broke loose. Me and Sam were basically unscathed while the other two left with a black eye, one had a bloody nose and the other with a swollen jaw.
In hindsight we went a bit overboard, as we had height and strength on our side (after being outside 2 hours a day all that summer.) And we went a little over the necessary self defense, but fuck bullies who can't even pick on someone their own size.
You can never be too harsh on a bully
Never use laser pointers with dogs, they can literally lose their minds after them and start chasing random shadows/lights around
iafozzac i needed this comment one crazy dog ago
My dog still goes crazy over like glare from a phone or screen
Sculf mine too, glad it's not just me with a crazy dog. Any shadow or glare and my dog has the immediate urge to go after it.
Dogs are such dumbasses
@@itsmeagainmargaret.1899 Such funny dumbasses!
110 brownies that's wild. I wonder how the mother reacted when they got home.
The mom was with them
It was $110 worth of brownies, probably like 25. Still more than anyone could ever want.
EvilApple567 oh i see! thanks for clarifying
@@EvilApple567 they said it was 40 like brownies
I'll bet $110 (See what I did there?) that everyone so far in this comment chain except Blak Nite failed word problems in math class lmao.
_Chaos I've never heard that before, have you?_
I had a friend back in highschool who, when witnessing somebody either purposefully litter or accidentally leave trash behind in a classroom, would collect the garbage and stalk the student who left it, then attempt to sneak it into their backpack. I think he did it more for the attention than anything, but it made a few people rethink their poor choices.
I like these. You should do more of these types of heartwarming stories
Thank you male Siri voice for restoring my faith in humanity 😀😀😂
Just tell the kids mia went to go live on a farm. We've all heard that one before.
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@@acookie7548 that would make it overrated woudn't it? idk why am i talking to a cookie?
Izzmonster would it? it's five am right now and i am a talking cookie
@@acookie7548 just curious, as a talking cookie, do you actually LIKE milk?
Izzmonster You Dare Question If I Gaze Upon The Substance, That In Sapien Terms Would Be Akin To Blood, In Amity?
My sister accidentally said 'Bitch' in front of our mom, so I said it too so both of us would get in trouble(we didn't uwu)
Also, before I forget, I want to work at mcdonalds to make as many people happy as I can
theres better ways to make people happy. U can work a higher paying job so u can help people with more money. The reason i say this is cause u seem like a nice person, and I dont want u to live a life in which u work minimum wage for a business that doesnt care abt u. There r jobs in this world that r legit abt just helping people and making them happy. u would also get more out of it. ur determination to help people and ur kindness would get u through all the hard work to get there. Working at McDonalds is simply not the best choice.
Im not judging u or anything but u do realize working @mcdonalds is a dead-end job with a minimum wage..
Calvin The Seal
I know but I don't plan to work there forever lol
My mom would slap me, but if it was my 8 y/o brother she wouldn’t even notice
Working at Mc'Donalds is not the best way to make people happy...
It has nothing to do with helping people, actually. You will spend the whole day in a cashier, working at one of the many stores of a gigantic company that doesn't cares about its employees, while getting paid minimal wage or less.
REALLY rethink that decision.
Those two girls who helped her stand up against the bully are angels!
that grandma is going to heaven
I swear to God, sometimes you can see the best in people.
So for the love of God don't forget to be good to people today.
You're loved and give some of that love to others. Don't forget to be awesome. ♥ 💞👑 🎉 💪👨 👩
If people give me hate, Im not afraid to throw it back, at their face, in a form of a fist. Just saying.
really made me smile, i’d honestly love to see more of this kind of stuff, it’s just so... nice and chaotic good
Wait - they can't just tell the authorities when a toddler is so obviously malnourished (no matter if in calories or basically everything else)? That poor thing would have been screwed for life.
there family might be poor that's why and also it's an allergy risk like at the highschool I went to some seniors had off campus lunch where you could go and eat wherever but you couldn't bring food for others because you never know what they may be allergic to.
@@RandomnessGirl309 I find that really unnecessary... Like, just ask if the dude's allergic to something, bruh.
@@RandomnessGirl309 If they're poor they could be on food stamps. There's absolutely no excuse to feed your child that, healthy food is the cheapest you can buy. That's neglect, plain and simple.
@@once.upon.a.time. some people are poor but not poor enough for food stamps and a neglectful parent probably wouldn't send there child to anplace where CPS could be called on them.
@@RandomnessGirl309 if they're not poor enough for food stamps, or even if they ARE poor enough for them, healthy food is still the cheapest you can buy.
Also, I'm not sure where you are from or what your upbringing is, but it's incredibly naive to think that neglectful parents don't send their children to school. Of course they do.
The most chaotically good thing I've seen is -Jevil- *_Chaos from Sonic Adventure_*
Christopher Moon I approve.
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Brownie man brownie man
Hes the man who brownie can
He Boots
And he bags
Hes the worlds first brownie man
Oh yeahhhhhhhhhh
Here comes brownie mannnn
When I was a Sophomore in Highschool, my Junior year friend (I'll call her Lily) started dating a college guy. I told her straight up that it was a bad idea, cuz usually college guys only want highschool girls, because they can't get a college girl. She brushed me off like I knew she would. Like 3 months later lo and behold, she breaks up with him for being incredibly clingy and not understanding personal space.
This guy refused to accept these reasons and convinced himself that she was in some kind of trouble because "she's not that kind of person." He kept sending her walls of text: begging Lily to tell him the truth, promising to change, saying how much he loved her, etc. It got to the point where he started befriending our friends over Facebook, and asking them if Lily told them why she dumped him, what was really going on, would you talk to her and vouch for me, etc. Mind you, this all happened within a day of the break up. By the end of lunch, one of our friends was so pissed off, that she grabbed Lily's phone and told him to f*ck off.
This, of course, lead him to get incredibly angry, and he started accusing her of leading him on. He continued to message our friends and started talking about what a horrible person Lily was, and how she broke his heart, and other melodramatic sh*t. At this point I'm pissed off, and also a little scared for Lily, cuz an emotional angry ex-boyfriend spells danger. I message him and tell him if he doesn't leave everyone alone I'd go to the police and have him arrested for harassment. He tries to defend himself, I make it very clear that I don't care for any of his bullshit.
He ignores me, because of course he does. So I make Lily come with me to the police. She doesn't like causing trouble of any kind for any reasons, and would rather not get the police involved, but I convinced her this is a safety concern she shouldn't take lightly. So we go to the police station, head straight to the counter. We show an officer the texts, explain the situation, and she agrees that this is serious enough to look into. Lily gives her the guy's address, and we decide that (for now) we simply want to give him a warning. By the next day the ex had unfriended all of us, and apologized to Lily for making us all uncomfortable. He'd still gush praise and compliments on her posts from time to time, but after a month or so he faded away.
Lily's currently dating the middle school friend we'd been telling her to go out with the whole time. It will be there 3rd anniversary in about a month.
I doubt this counts as "chaotic" good, but I still wanted to share.
“Chocolate frosting between slices of white bread” Nutella bro
Asks people about the most chaotically good things they've seen
Most people proceed to list the thing THEY had done. Smh
Rafzur1 oh come on man good is good, just take it for what it’s worth
Well, by not following the letter of the rule, but the spirit (since I doubt any were blind they _saw_ the situation, just in first-person) is rather chaotic, don't you think?
I was at the park and then suddently a fight broke out. No one stopped it. I dont think it was good, but it was really chaotic.
The story about the girls making OP stand up for herself was so sweet
This reminds me of something my sister told me. She was grocery shopping with my mom, already on the line to pay for all the things, when they heard a little girl with her parents behind them. The little girl had a pack of cookies in her hands, and asked their parents if they she could have the cookies. Apparently, another time they were grocery shopping the girl wanted cookies but the parents told her “next time”, if she behaved. But the parents said no, that they were gonna buy something else instead (like alcohol or something like that, for themselves).
The girl looked sad, but she put the cookies back. My mom felt bad, and asked the girl how much the cookies were. Mind you, they were 1 dollar (kind of, we don’t use dollars). My mom then bought the cookies with the rest of the groceries, and gave them to the girl. She was happy, her parents not so much.
The "clumbsy" grandma/teacher has me tearing up ❤
BR OWNIe MaN tAKE Me By THE HaNd
Idk why but some of these made me tear up. Especially that kindergarten teacher one. Sometimes the world seems so fucked up & you get down but then something like this comes alomg & reminds you to stay on the good path. I needed this today.
Please do a part 2. I need this type of positivity in my life lol
Chaotic evil is everyone making Jevil jokes.
I agree but probably more like chaotic neutral, they’re probably not doing it to piss people off
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Look in the store
Is it a customer
Is it a employee
No it's brownie man to the rescue
The one about the guy buying the brownies made me cry 😢 thank you random people who do this
One time when I was a teenager at a summer camp. I had just a few weeks ago bought a really powerful super soaker(CPS 1000 I think) that had just come to market. I got to the park area and saw some younger kids play with their more normal-sized squirt guns. I noticed 2 or 3 kids about age 9 or 10, ganging up on this one boy who was maybe 5. The boy ran away from the others in tears, and just crumpled onto the ground about ten feet from me. He was being picked on, outnumbered, outgunned and not having a good time. I took one look back up at the other kids, then looked back down to the 5 year old. I walked up to him, handed him the fully filled, completely pumped, and ready-to-shoot super-soaker, and said, "go get'em!".
I've never seen a kid go from crying in absolute helpless depression to a fierce, toothy grin of sweet revenge so fast in my life. Now, keep in mind, this gun was about as big as his leg, and way out-classed anything else in the entire camp. As the boy turned to the other kids, I saw their smiles of smug superiority instantly evaporate into a look of "OH SHI-" and took off running back the other way.
One of the absolute best moments of my life right there...I wish someone had been recording.
Everyone talks about how the algorithm is bad, but it's good too. I watched a kitten taking care if it's dead mom & commented how I needed some "eye-bleach" to feel better, now my suggested videos are better & happier. I'm so freaking grateful.
I had to hit "not interested" on that video, there's no way I could have made it through that
1:25 *obi wan kenobi saves luke skywalker from Tusken raider 0-1 BBY*
7:46
U sure that’s not Nutella Chief?
lmao the opera singer guy breaking up the fight. I love it.
We are all and agent of Chaos, Chaotic Good Agent
I found another dog named Mia, my quest is complete. The weird thing is, my Mia is 1/4 red heeler, coincidence, yes...
My chaotic good story:
I was a supervisor in a group home for adults with profound mental disabilities. I knew one of my workers was abusive and it boiled my blood because no one believed me or anyone that tried to tell on her. (90% of all assisted living homes have at LEAST 1 abuser, not just mentally handicapped homes either)
I had had it one day with her hitting someone RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! She had gotten away with it so many times before, she had the stones to be honest about her cruelty now.
I came at her with full force, and we fought. I'm not big so it was a draw... no one won really. But I kept her away from him. He was laughing the whole time.
An incident report was filed and I lost my job. But so did she. If that's what I had to do to get her fired so be it.
Worth it.
Yeah that’s pretty chaotic good. I could see a neutral good or even a lawful good doing that if it got really bad.
Halp I'm crying. I needed this.
Stay comforting, humans.
Never thought I'd say this, but I'm in love with Grandma!
ALABAMA 100
Brownie man, brownie man buying brownies for kids and men.
With the dog story, that's what my family did too.
Our cousins had a dog named Simon and Simon was home alone constantly with no one to feed him or take him outside. My mom decided to go in the middle of the day when everyone in their household was at work and we stole Simon and brought him home. It worked out well, since we had his sister, Sally, and three other dogs named Cooper, Plaid, and Gypsy. I'm pretty sure that was one of the first times he's ever been around other dogs besides his littermates when he was young.
I got icecream sandwiches from Walmart, ate some on my walk home.
Noticed a woman with screaming snd crying kids in the back seat when she came to a crosswalk and halted. I knocked on the window, passed her four icy sammiches.
One for each kid and one for her. The dark rings under her eyes showed her fatigue... And she was a bit confused initially, but she said thanks and I waved as I went my own way.
On that same walk, I also tossed an icecream sandwich to one of my sister's friends as they passed with a smoke in their mouth. They seemed pretty pleased.
Was a good day to toss icy sammiches.
Dude that's awesome
I really like the dark theme we’ve had on the previous vids
chaotic good: the 70-something complete stranger who ran, tackled me and whispered not to make a sound, I thought I was getting murdered, proceeded to point upwards. this crackhead ass grandpa chased me silently and tackled me to show me an endangered woodpecker up ahead. if I screamed i would have scared it off. he apologized for scaring me after. what the actual fuck but also thanks I guess?
The grandma who has a case of the clumsies was so adorable and it made me feel joy. It’s so cute.. i feel bad for the kid. But I feel proud of the grandma.
i like to buy my friend presents just to see them suffer from guilt, while they genuinely are happy to receive that gift