MythBusters Tory Belleci Tests the Ultimate Burger Robot | The Burger Show
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- In episode 4, MythBusters Tory Belleci and Alvin Cailan are testing a burger robot. When Alvin first heard that Silicon Valley had built the world’s first fully automated burger robot, he knew he had to fly to San Francisco to see it with his very own eyes. Not only to taste the burger, but to race it head-to-head in a burger battle, man vs. machine. And he’s bringing along Tory Belleci to judge whether his years of cooking on the line will pay off.
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Season 3
Episode 4
First We Feast videos offer an iconoclastic view into the culinary world, taking you behind-the-scenes with some of the country's best chefs and finding the unexpected places where food and pop culture intersect.
Silicon Valley made a BURGER ROBOT! Do you think it'll replace humans?
First We Feast alvins gonna die yo
Can they make a robot to help your host see his genitals?
A $6 burger is the real value play. Humans can continue to run the $10+ places because even humans gotta eat, especially the cooks.
Only reason why he lost is cause he's doing someone ELSE'S recipe for the first time. If he did his own version of the California classic vs that machine he'd WASTE that hunk of metal. Hands down.
@@the_jackbadger i totally agree
Wow haven't seen Tory since mythbusters. Nostalgia INTENSIFIES.
If you have Netflix, check out "White Rabbit Project" it's a pretty good show following the Mythturns (Tory, Kary, Grant)
@@Kntrytnt technically not Mythterns but the B Team. Christine Chamberlain and Jessie Nelson where the 2 mythterns. ;)
@@Kntrytnt Did a new season drop? I haven't seen anything in about a year now! I assumed it was dropped. :(
@@TheRealSmithFamily Pretty sure it was dropped. I've heard no news, and Kari stopped talking about it on her social media, so I guess it died.
@@TheRealSmithFamily they did 6 or 9 episodes of a new series on discovery called mythbusters Jr featuring Adam as the supervising "adult"(even though none of them act their age Jamie would've been better as he's more mature than Adam) to a bunch of kids who all did stuff that warrants them to be able to do this stuff but I think they aren't showing new episodes anymore it was an awesome show though they even did an entire episode based on fart myths and they used Adam's rear end emissions as the actual show proved his gas was the best to use for fart myths
I dont think you should have tried to match the amounts and just made a burger using the same ingredients... Like you said when you ate it, "needs more salt", you should have just made your burger.
Or at least let him prep the ingredients to speck ahead of time just to even it out. But dam he should of tossed those burnt buns and grabbed a new one
Well the prep part is part of the freshness , but I do agree with the measurements he could probably done it with out having to measure that much , this was a competition to see if he could do the same as the machine with no practice, not who could make the best burger faster
Exactly, I feel like he took that extra 2.5 minutes just bc he had to get the measurements right
And given him the time to prep his ingredients before the timer starts; slice the tomatoes, sort the lettuce, pickles ect.
exactly what i was thinking he would win taste wise and probably shave off some time too
I definitely feel that if Alvin could use whatever measurements and weights he wanted, or just did it by eye he could totally make a great burger in five minutes.
i think the machine just makes him nervous, or somethign was throwing him off. that wasnt a typical performance, he was actually shaking at a few points and seemed uncomfortable. give him his own kitchen and he can smack that shit
maybe not. But what's safe is, that Alvin could eat at least two of them in five minutes.
I love Alvin but man someone help him lose weight. I don't want him gone too early
exactly. Come on Alvin, do one of those weight losing challenges, We want you to host this show forever dude.
He has....slowly but has.....at least thats what it looks like
Go back and watch some of his older videos on here. His gut used to be way bigger and hang way lower.
This man built like a burger
Honestly I do notice that he looks like he lost a few. Keep it up Alvin 💪
high school teacher "you'll end up flipping burgers"
I think people are missing that this robot can make a burger in 5 minutes (12 per hour, right?)...BUT it can have ~11 running in various stages of completion at the same time. It's actual maximum output is 130 burgers per hour.
nathanfay1988 and you could totally have more than one machine going on in one restaurant
@@Robotstunt Agreed. The human labor all comes down to prepping and loading ingredients into the burger bot. I dunno what restaurant would need more than 130 custom burgers per hour, except maybe a stadium. That's a burger every 30 seconds
Yes but I can put 50 of these robot in line and I will save on the 15$ an hour I have to pay for employee that whine ,cry and don't show up ,no free money on vacation pay , man this is heaven. No one to harasses my client and call them racist or biggot for who they want to vote for , no soy boy attitudes , my robot don't care , they are not going to ask me to call them HER of he or ze , dam it the pros of robot is incredible , put that with the order and teller McDonald as brought in to remove the bullcrap of the minimum wage , and voila , no more problem , just now to have a tech on stand by ......
@@Anoncore1 Who the hell's making $15/hr flipping burgers?
What a bullshit argument.
The robot does make more burgers at once...
The exact measurements seem unnecessary and took a lot of time though they certainly lead to consistency. Robot never gonna mess up though could get a "paper jam" or tomato jam.
even worse, it become self aware!
Skynet starts from automated cheeseburgers?!? NOOOO!!!!!!
Eh, shouldn't jam unless they're using old squishy tomatoes and even then...
tomato jam that sounds delicious
@@lil_tungsta i really like tomato and pineapple jam. it's Great!, never had it on a burger though...
I bet the robot wouldn’t put onions on tony hawks burger
after tony told him several times he hates onions lol
LMAO
Oooooooh rekt
Don't forget about to not putting blue cheese too.
@@Accelarekt At least with the blue cheese he only told him after Alvin already put it on the burger, unlike the onions where he told him repeatedly beforehand and dude just put em on anyway
I think having an ad with Alvin cooking a burger play before his burger show is a bit too meta.
Ahhh but On the contrary. It Wouldn't be an even bout if he used his own ingredients. Homeboy has freedom of choice, burgerbot runs of a codes and algorithm. Its like fighting someone on steroids when you yourself aren't on stairoids . Not quite fair right? Only acceptiom to this(in my opinion) would bevitor belfort .. everyone loves TRT vitor.
Id second your motion Once robots become sentient beings(which souldnt be to long from now) though!
I got the same ad before the video too lol
Andrew Ruiz slow down and spell your words correctly
I have not watched a burger show episode where that ad did not play. I also haven't seen that ad on any other videos. Something smells fishy, and it sure ain't a salmon burger.
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I really liked that they let the burnt bun in the final take and didn't try again, because that shows the the difference between human and machine really well. I'd still prefer a burger made by Alvin though
Ps: get Tory back & involved as much as possible....great personality for tha UA-cam-Feast-Hot-Ones Team!!
Yeah he should definitely try the chicken wing gauntlet
"there wouldn't be a human factor if I didn't make excuses!"
that was some real shite right these boys. lol
my boy spongebob didn't face off against that burger-making machine to NOT get recognized 😤
It's a spongebob/jimmy neutron crossover
Or when Mr Krabs gave everyone a fat butt from printing kraby patties.
Damn, thought this was a Hot Ones interview with Tory when the notification hit. XD
Joseph Tran I know right
Hot ones is every Thursday fake fan
Travis Hunt people make mistakes common jerkwad
It's some NBA player this thursday. I can't remember his name. I don't watch the nba so it's whatevs
Travis Hunt Im a REAL fan and don't know the day. Just cause someone has a live and isn't obsessed don't make them fake. Notifications don't always come through, and some people actually have things to do. I usually end up watching it few days later.
Next season Alvin will be wearing a moomoo riding around on a mobility scooter
Sounds like your talking about California in a whole except it's just a scooter and not necessarily a rascal!
@@jamisonallen8710 To be honest, that sounds more like a Texas thing. California, and San Francisco to be specific, is one of the healthier places in the country. Not to say obese people don't exist, it's just they're not as common as you portrait
@@Mike__B My bad?! I wasnt referring to obese ppl but the ever changing west coast fashion style and the e scooters that have invaded the big cities.
@@jamisonallen8710 I hope his health improves, but if you actually look closely at older videos, it appears he's losing weight. Not to the target yet, no doubt, but let's wish the best for our boy; we'd miss him if he was gone.
@@jamisonallen8710 Gotcha... yeah those e-scooters, and random bikes everywhere are a bit annoying.
your ad showed up on your own vid
congratulations, you paid yourself
edit: apparently you can run free ads on your own vids this joke sucks now
Actually you can run ads on your own stuff for free.
@@mandowarrior123 oh that does make sense, TIL
@@mandowarrior123 thats... strange. if someone clicked on the video, they're watching it. why would you delay the start of a video to advertise yourself?
The joke always sucked
fruitypeebils Because then you can do sponsorship deals with the bonus of having a delayed skip or no skip option. Like they do with Hot Ones and Tums
I mean, we can shave some time for Alvin having to go back to read the direction card for measurements more than a few times, right?
All in all; I think the burger machine would replace places like McDonald's for that cranked-out-same-every-single-time burger; but I don't think it'll be replacing the gourmet burger places.
At first.
That time is perfectly valid to count against him, in my opinion. Humans may have to check an order a couple of times since it's difficult to memorize exactly what the customer ordered for every customer. But a computer doesn't need to check, it can memorize perfectly.
I agree wholeheartedly with your second sentiment, though.
@@hampsterducktape do you know how many times they tested the robot before putting it in an actual workinplace ??? probably HUNDREDS of hours to build and test that thing
@@ButtercoreFTW
Irrelevant. Each Chef takes dozens of hours of practice to improve their craft.
Also, you only need to design and build a robot once. After that, you can tell other robots how to do it, and they'll do it way faster.
It's obvious that burger-making robots don't just create themselves without human help, but it's equally obvious that human chefs don't just instantly know how to cook great burgers from birth.
@@hampsterducktape I think your missing the point. That machine got to "practice" making that burger hundreds, if not thousands, of times before it had to make one for real. Alvin has never prepared that particular burger, so he had to keep referring back to the recipe. Let hem practice making that burger say a dozen times, then run the competition and he will go from start to finish with out ever looking at the recipe card, he won't burn the bun, etc.
He might not beat the 5 minutes (in fact, I don't think he could), but he would cut a lot of time off his mark, and I doubt any one could tell the difference in a blind taste test. Also, it wasn't equal in that the robot was allowed to cook both sides of the burger at the same time, where as Alvin was only allowed to cook one side at a time. That is a big killer in this competition as cooking the meat alone must have taken at least 4 minuets.
The Owner of the Robot is also overstating the loss of taste due to oxidation. There is not a single human on the planet that could tell the difference between a tomato that was sliced 5 minutes ago from one that was sliced 2 hours ago. So there is no reason why Alvin shouldn't be allowed to prep the tomato, onion and pre-measure the seasonings.
0:25 fun fact. The beach just below him on the left of the bridge is a nudist beach.
But can the robot scream at you for more lamb sauce? Didn't think so
well if it was programmed by Gordon It well
Gordon walks up to Burgerbot... "ITS FUCKING DRY!!!"
Honestly Tory was allways one of my favorites, essentially of the b team. Glad to see him around and I hope he gets to do more stuff
McDonalds employees: "We want 15 dollars an hour!"
Burger Robot: "Hold my oil..."
ReDrUm957 yeah this is just gross
Future burger restaurant employees will just change to technicians that keep the machines going. No biggy.
Automation is nothing new. A hundred years ago 90% of jobs were in the agricultural sector. Thats down to like 10% at most. Guess what? We still created other jobs that afforded livable wages.
#learn to code
@@claytonsmith195 What crawl up your ass ? He is totally right with that comment
I grew up watching Mythbusters as a kid and is now one of the reasons why im becoming an engineer. Tory is a legend, amazing great guy. So much nostalgia.
These collab episodes are getting more and more insane
Do you know what I have learned from cooking and other arts? There is beauty in human error.
Red Warden 19 not when that error results in burned food
@@phelpysan I said error, not failure
@@foolslayer9416 Not sure why this got me, but the laughter wont stop
There's more beauty in a more delicious burger. Doesn't matter in the slightest whether it comes from a human or not.
@@foolslayer9416 ...What's the difference? Call it what you like, it's still a mistake
Yay Tory, we want more from him, please 😎
Once the robot can cook multiple burgers at the same time and have them all out within the 5 min, then I think we can consider our days numbered.
@@BillHicks420 Continuously pumping out buuurgeerrrrrsss.... 😍 Must sleep and dream NOW!
Somewhere else says it can have 11 burgers at different stages of prep, so this is insanely efficient.
So it truly is over... skynet is here and it's starting with burgers.
@@benjaminhaines6565 they're getting us fat so we aren't able to run away!
OMG Tory!!! I miss mythbuster so much
Same. :)
In this case, the word robot is just a fancy term for a machine having a burger being cooked along a conveyor belt. It's just a nice looking machine you'd find in a factory churning out burgers homogeneous in make and taste.
I just want to know how often the machine malfunctions and requires human intervention.
Zach Arbogast To fund their venture so it gets better...? Maybe they’ll be able to afford a meat growing station and cut out the refilling of the meat and a bun making station for the buns. Lol
@Zach Arbogast lab grown meat is a thing that's been worked on for awhile now.
@Swag God it's a machine that makes burgers without any human intervention. How reliably it can do that is a pertinent question.
@Swag God McDonald's cant even get a human operated ice cream machine to work, and you think they can get a burger maker-without human help- to work? Lol
@@jakethomas9351 you want to know the secret. The ice cream machine isnt broken usually. Its just that it needs to be cleaned to prevent disease. And with all the other tasks that need to be done, cleaning the machine is low priority. And if its late in the day there isnt much point to start it back up for just a few more minutes
Tory Belleci testing food myths/trends/features! More of this, please and thank you.
The burger looked pretty damn good, my only issue with it is the seasoning, but I don't think the issue is amount like Alvin said but it's when, just like a couple high end burger places near me, the machine seasons the meat when it's done cooking and I find that results in a somewhat bland end product.
That's how you season basically everything but steak. You never put salt and pepper in the meat prior to cooking.
@@rydude998 I know my friend :p, not IN no but ON yes, just before cooking, just like a steak.
I came from seasoning the meat before you cook it so it permeates throughout. I personally find it weird that it’s done afterwards honestly
He was always such a good on screen personality, criminally underrated for TV. Mr. Belleci should have more screen time. IMHO.
Tory and Adam were always the funniest on Mythbusters. Miss that show.
Is this the modern version of John Henry?
There was actually a spongebob episode with just this
@@gemstonegynoid7475 also Jimmy neutron
We need a round two! How about Alvin has access to the same ingredients, but he can use the portions however he wants. That would allow the "human touch" to really come through, and he can flex to see if his version is indeed better.
Hot ones is by far more compelling content wise but i’ve gotta admit i’m always hungry for a burger after watching these✌🏻
in general i like this show better. i dont really enjoy hot ones when theres not someone on as a guest that i care about, this show, im here for the burgers so who is a special guest (if anyone) doesnt matter to me.
As dumb as this , I agree, always want a burger.
When Millenials don't watch old movies... Anyone remember the catch-phrase "No DISSASEMBLE!"? Johnny 5 was man's best robot friend, and he could make a better burger, he had a shoulder mounted laser for fast cook times. Fuck Wall-E, he's a pale imitation.
“Five minutes is my current limit, Jotaro”
#UnexpectedJoJo
Hoho you're approaching me?
Creater vs the world more like Jotaro vs Za Warudo
Shall we compare the speed of our attack rushes?
1:42
*AAAAAARGH MY HEART IS MELTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!*
1:30 I've never seen a man with so little charisma yet somehow has his own show
Holy moly was NOT expecting to see Mr. Tory Belleci in the thumbnail! So stoked for this episode, LOVE THE SHOW GUYS!!
One burger every 5 minutes for one machine is great. But my 2 favorite burger joints always have at least 4 cooks running the grills during their lunch crush.
think of this as a "proof of concept". it works, and well. then they can have more machines and more efficient ones (eventually). but yeah as is, 12 burgers an hour is not gonna get you thru a lunch rush.
Its not 1 every 5 minutes. Its 5 minutes each with like 11 at a time. I think it can do 130 an hour if you order them plain
@@misterturkturkle even better!
@@saphcal i know right? Hope they go national
@@misterturkturkle same! im so sick of human error getting my burgers wrong. so much that i almost never get a burger when i go out
Tory really added something to this episode. I definitely enjoyed him being here for it. He is obviously great on camera, he did it for years. Watching Alvin race the robot was hilarious.
This is interesting. You wouldn't grind the meat for each burgers individually. There has to be some prep done first which would make it much faster to make many burgers at the same time. Imagine a fast food chain where each burger takes 5 minutes to make... that'd be too long. That being said, I don't think it's possible to make such fresh burgers which that level of exactitude between each burgers in less time than that and when you think about it when people come back they expect to eat the same thing, this can't mess that up.
So yeah I'm all in for burgers machines.
well it's probably able to do more than one at a time if that's what you're worried about. I feel like my typical wait at places like five guys is about 5 minutes too. In the mcdonalds where they make your food to order (most of them in the UK) it can easily be a five minute wait too.
Fast food restaurants are literally aiming for what this Robot does. they have systems in place so that robert in Florida makes the same big Mac as kenny in Colorado. They want every Burger that they make to be consistent throughout every single store the country. this robot does exactly that. I expect this to be the norm for every fast food restaurant now, it will lower-cost it would make a better product , fresher and it would just be more profit for them so I believe this is going to be the next wave.
@@jamesmendoza456 that's what I think too, depends on the price of the robot and its reliability.
@@DomDomMartin the first part of my reflexion was just in regard to the video. Alvin had to prep and build the burger at the same time. If the competition was over let's say a day, Alvin would lose some time on prep first, but would probably make up some time on production. Like I said tho his burger wouldn't be has precise and identical from the robot so in the end even if he managed to do it faster it wouldn't have the same value. So like I'm all in on robots taking over.
@@drunkenmasterii3250 well the bot I'm sure is capable of doing like 8 burgers in parallel once the belt is going, something Alvin can't do. The bot is basically a team of people. It would start and finish a burger every 30 seconds or so.
The burger show is the one thing in life I will never grow old of.
alvin man we need you for longer
stay healthy man
More Tory and more robots please. Give him his own show where he travels around to find more 'food-tech' like this!
This show is my new favorite thing on UA-cam, keep it up guys!
0:24 I literally thought you were going to say "...I knew I had _to fight it."_ It was great seeing Tory again after his days of mythbusting. :D
Robots and burgers don't mix.. Who wants to Cyberdine out when you can eat T-1000 calories at McDonald's?
Snooty Nihilist idk brother, consumers will flock to anything that’s cheaper that’s just as good/ a little worse
round 1 for the camera, for the youtube.
round 2 have it be cooking show style where it's 3 burgers in 15min. what's on the plate at the end of time is what gets served.
round 3 is Creator at base settings vs. chef's own original. ultimate test of whether efficiency can outclass originality.
A case of consistency and efficiency, versus quality and personality
Acrossmymind
Don't forget the most important ingredient..................... LOVE!
This series always makes me want to not just eat burgers, but eat them with Alvin. Everyone who loves to cook knows their food has the intangible love and happiness that feeds the soul. What happens when all that you eat comes from robots?
*ARTICLE 13 HAS JUST BEEN APPROVED.... RIP*
We riot at midnight
DEEPROT get VPN
Woah whats Deeprot doing here lol
It goes deeper than memes this is to control the information we get just like tv the government's will use the internet to control us, tell us what to think. And to ban anything or anyone who spits some truth. The establishment can suck my flute
@Tad Cooper nope I'm just worried it's about control over what's put out on these websites.they literally all have to implement an upload filter now so it's deciding what you can upload and share online.
one of the best episodes yet!!!!!! Keep it up!!
Man, Alvin's health continues to decline with every passing vid🙃 Such a good host and dude but he really needs some help
He a big boy
Shane Farrell man stfu, he looks the same. And you may think you’re being a Good Samaritan but these comments aren’t helping anything. Like he doesn’t know he’s fat and your comment is going to make him come to his senses...
@@mrtheblr to be fair, there are many examples of this actually helping people in the past. not saying that's a reason to, but expressing concern isn't a bad thing. you don't need to be so defensive.
but, just like any addiction, he will only be able to beat it when/if he's completely ready. being in the food industry is a pretty good/common excuse for morbid obesity. it's the same as an alcoholic working at a brewery.
Psython just tired of seeing 100 comments like this on every video. You know what’s not going to help him with his eating problem? Losing his show because the internet couldn’t get over him being fat.
@@mrtheblr @mrtheblr You honestly think he'd lose his show over being fat? I'm trying to be as submissive as possible here, but you're reaching brother. Conversely, he's going to lose his show when he dies early from complications from his disease.
Not many people are being directly malicious to him man, and the guy you replied to wasnt either. Anyway, have a good day, friend. You can get the last word if you want, I dont care. People seem to like it a lot.
Peace, man
SO GOOD to see Tory again!
I think that the robot will find a niche in which to make burgers, but that "human factor" that you mentioned will introduce a subtle variety that so many of us find desirable.
*_iHob has left the chat_*
God damn I love Tory. He was the best thing about myth busters
_Don't let this distract you from the fact that article 13 has been approved and the EU just destroyed the internet._
Us Americans laughing
2 years to implement. That means 2 years to either comply or pull out of the EU market. That also means 2 years for the voters to be heard. If digital media like Facebook, Google, UA-cam pull out of the EU market due to article 13 it will hurt the EU much more than the digital media. That and the consumers ALWAYS find a way to download/view media regardless of how many laws/obstacles are put in the way so it's still a losing battle even if they stay and implement the new laws.
@@ZaxhSO Us scandinavians are laughing right back at you my dude
Weird, the internet is Still here. Have some Milk and Cookies with that Fake Rage🤣😂🤣😂👌
@@noneyourbiddness2566 People like you are the reasons human rights get taken away.
4:45 "no our machine totally won't destroy fast food jobs for juniors at all...please stop making me nervous saying such things Infront of a camera"
Johnny 5 would never be evil and turn
INPUT!!!
The imperfections of human cooking and perfection are what make the food stand out, beyond what a robot can do. Timing is nice for the robot but once you’ve had one. you’ve had every single one it produces infinitely. When you have a human cooked burger it’s slightly different each and every time. That’s why robots can’t be better than us.
In the fast food industry they can.
edit: I mean in fast food you are basically a robot anyway, but not as efficient.
oof 2:30 mins over is actually pretty bad considering the robot wouldve been halfway done with another burger in that time
as a customer you don't notice an extra 2 minutes, but as an employee that extra 2 minutes is huge during the rush times
In a real life situation a chef wouldn’t be grinding beef one burger at a time and measuring toppings to the gram and cutting one slice of tomato for each burger etc
I don’t think it’s particularly any faster than normal line prep but it can be a lot cheaper because there’s hardly any human resource cost and that’s where the benefit is.
Alvin is doing this for the burger lovers and bless him for it
The future is here. You'd better get educated or skilled because if a robot can replace you it should, and very soon it will.
So you want robots to do everything for us? Good god you stupid millennial
@@ZaxhSO They will be though. Self driving semis, cars, making fast food, checking you out at stores, getting your items for you at stores, serving you. The list goes on. Its starting now , and is only going to get worse in the future.
Mcdonald employees going on strike for higher pay this is the solution
Zaxh I never said that, you inbred mouth breather. You need to work on your reading comprehension. Do you prefer a world where people needlessly do shit they don't want or need to? Or are you just upset because you're too stupid to get a job more complex than flipping burgers?
@@PyroNinja713 you know some people are only good at flipping burgers and that's literally all they can do, whether they like doing it or not there still going to be happy that they have a job and to be paid.
I like that Tory was doing the interviewing, this was a great episode.
I work here. This was pretty cool!
I live in the Bay Area, I should go check that place out.
Can a AI robot make a better burger then a Human , let's bust this Myth 😁👌
Tory is a living legend. ....not a legend like Bigfoot or even the Mothman.
More like the Taos Hum.....but STILL a living legend!
Love you Tory.
Damn he burnt it..
You'll get Siri next time, Alvin!!!
Also, all you commenters on here talking about Alvin's weight, back off. Damn... can we have one Burger Show where people just talk about the show? Alvin is a good dude and if he's happy and doing his thing, what's it matter?
Thank you Billy! All these bullies and bitches got nothing to say, so they body shame instead. Let's not worry about AI, when some humans have no inate intelligence. Smh
_Hell yeah boys, it’s burger time._
You legit watch everything i do lmfao
It could be grizzy or fitz or vice lol you are there fam!!!!
I'll sub to you if you comment my user name on the next fitz vid he uploads
Like Alvin says! ::slaps belly:: A body like this doesn't just _happen,_ you gotta *work* at it!
This is definitely a Spongebob vs. King Neptune situation here
Yoooo, I haven’t see that dude Tory since like 7th grade. This brings back parts of my childhood just watching this.
You should get John mullany on the show (not sure if I spelled his last name right) :/
Duuuuuude, John Mulaney would be awesome on this show
Now, Alvin Cailan was workin'.
His eye on the grill
till he heard a sharp sound
that gave him a chill.
"What's going on?
What could it mean?"
Wow, it's a deep-fry
patty cookin' machine.
And hiding behind it,
who do we see?
None other than Alex Vardakostas
and his bad face acne.
"Hey!
"
"What's is this contraption
you've hauled into me place?"
"A miracle, a marvel.
It'll cook Burger Patties at a fabulous pace."
"But how are the patties?
I mean, how do they taste?"
"I'll let you try one.
Shove this in your face."
"I have to admit,
that patty was yummy.
Though it sits like a rock
when it lands in me tummy.
But I've already got a fry cook
and he's always on time.
"
"Ah, but this gizmo is faster
and you won't pay it a dime."
"Your machine sounds delightful.
But how much does it cost?
"
"Hmm, just fire Alvin
and tell him get lost!"
The machine wanted his job
to make Alvin quit.
But Alvin didn't like it.
No, not one bit.
Pushing his grill,
Alvin burst through the door.
"I challenge your gadget;
I declare patty war!"
With 3 little words,
Tory Belleci started the show.
His flag in the air,
he cried-
"Ready, set, go!"
Quick as a flash,
Alex pulled the big lever
and then sat back
feeling oh, so quite clever.
Alvin, with spatula
held tight in his fist,
flung twenty patties,
not a single one missed.
The crowd was VERY impressed.
"Wow!
"
They cheered full of glee.
All except Tory,
who had to go pee.
A noise and a clatter
came from the machine,
and out popped the patties
in a burst of hot steam.
The gadget was fast,
its first batch completed,
but Alvin yelled out-
"I won't be defeated!
"
He took in some air.
Alvin swelled his physique.
And dozens of patties
filled up in his cheeks.
He strained and he sweated,
he summoned his will.
And shot Burger Patties
all on the grill.
"Not bad!"
Yelled out Alex.
"A really good try.
But let's see how you do against
my machine set on high!"
The gizmo, it shuddered.
It crackled, it shook!
And as Alex laughed:
"Ha, ha.
"
Tory said-
"What a schnook."
But Alvin cried out-
"I won't lose to that thing!
"
Then he held up two spatulas
and leapt like a spring.
His hands were a blur,
the patties went flying.
He fried up a hundred
with out even trying.
Alex was worried.
Alvin couldn't be beat.
"I got one last chance,
I'll turn up the heat!"
He struggled and strained
'till his face turned dark blue.
Then the lever moved forward
and broke right in two.
The gadget buckled and sparked.
It cracked like a gun.
So Alex took off, yelling-
"Let me know if I won!
"
Lightning flew from its maw.
It looked ready to burst.
But Alvin, still standing, yelled...
"Foul beast, do your worst!
"
The patties came flying,
by twos and be threes.
By dozens, by hundreds,
oh, it was something to see.
Aye,that machine, it was fast,
but Alvin was faster.
He proved to that thing that
he was its master.
The gadget blew into bits
and died with a boom, thunderin'.
The blast was so loud
that it woke Jamie Hyneman.
"What's that?
"
It was all over,
finished and done.
With his head held up high,
Alvin knew he had won.
The crowd yelled "Hooray,
Alex's name is now mud!"
But as they were cheering,
Alvin fell with a thud.
The service was short.
Tears shed with regret.
Alex, it seemed,
was the one most upset.
"Whoo, yeah!"
What's that? You thought Alvin
was buried down there?
They just buried the gadget.
Ha-ha, this I swear.
Well, that ends me tale,
straight from the book.
Now I gotta go
and talk to me cook.
And robot dont spit in your food.
The Plus version does.
It absolutely does. It just happens to spit delicious sauce. Were you not watching the video?
GREAT IDEA: Make a burger where the patty is cut in half and both sides of the patty are inverted. I guarantee it will taste better
Alvin is going to die. Someone please help him! :(
We all are. But yeah, he definitely looks unhealthy.
He's actually lost weight. You're just not used to him really showing off his gut. But yeah, obvious point is obvious unless you're going to actually reach out and help.
We definitely need a round 2.
Soooooo being a food dude I get kinda upset seeing a machine do it dont get it twisted though the fact that I just watched a machine make a dang near perfect burger look out McDonalds
Oh my goodness, the Apple Pan! My Dad ate there a lot as a kid. I've been a few times...I miss it. Nostalgia, now its kinda famous...good mix of feelings. Like eating a good burger.
Shits neat, but I'd like people to make my food
people make mistakes. id much rather a machine make my food.
I just went there. I remember when this place first opened I read a lot of reactionary comments saying it was another example of out of touch Silicon Valley types creating a solution to a problem that didn't exist and more jobs lost to automation when we needed more artisanal hand crafted cooking.
That was all wrong. There were like eight dudes working behind the counter for that tiny kitchen, operating and supervising the machinery and the vegetables were all hand washed and cut. The burger was as gourmet as it can get, but the fries were perfect! Not a single french fry was under or overcooked or soggy.
You fight for $15 folk, meet your replacement.
YES TORY! Miss these clowns so much.
He is such a awesome guy, just sad to see him still growing in weight and not taking better care of himself...
Its been like 900 years and this guy is still riding the mythbuster coattails
this channel can make me wanna eat dirt
I totally forgot this place existed until this video. Still haven’t bothered to get a burger there bc they make it unwelcoming. I want a burger when I want it, not when you feel like it. The social aspect of a greasy dive is more important than the burger.
*_Can you bring PewDiePie??_*
Man, I didn't know how much I needed to see Tory Belleci until I saw Tory Belleci.
Dude needs to lay off the cheese burgers. When you are shopping in the 4XL section if the work wear you probably should quit...
Best man vs machine appearance since Dwight beat the Dundler Mifflin website.
Silicon Valley sucks and automation sucks. WE MUST SECUTE THe bag YANG 2020
So one robotic burger machine is a money maker! No workers comp, no health insurance, and the best part is the robot doesn't call in sick! LOL!