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Tim Hawkins talks about Moms
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- Опубліковано 26 сер 2007
- www.timhawkins.net
From Tim's "Full Range of Motion" DVD. To view this video in HIGH RESOLUTION, click on the above link.
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"Mom I lost my wallet!"
"WELL IT'S GOTTA BE SOMEWHERE!"
sounds like my mom!!!
Mine too
And then it magically appears whenever they start looking for it.
same
so funny i love him and hes funny and appropriate at the same time
That's what makes him appealing and unique.
Yeah it’s rare
My mom would say when I was young when I'm looking for something or lost something, "USE YOUR EYES, NOT YOUR MOUTH! " And saying "I'm bored!" in front of your mom, IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA! Because guess what! She will find something for you to do.
Me: I'm soooo boooorrrrrd
Mom: wanna clean dishes and do chores?
Me: n-
Mom: what yes. Your so kind!
And it’s going to be vacuuming the front room
My Mom now tells us to drive fast and take chances because of this! :D
"Show em yer tall finger"!
My mom tells my dad that. LOL
My mom literally was a nurse and her advice was always "Go sit on the pot"!
Sounds like my mom...Thanks! for the memories. Happiness...
At least he's a appropriate comedian for all ages.. lol. You don't see very many of those.
Slight correction: you don't see ANY of those :).
@@robertvermillion6816 You might like Michael Jr. He's also Christian and clean.
@@mymorristribe Awesome! Thank you! :) It's so very hard to find decent comedy anymore. I won't even call most stuff around today "comedy". These guys, Abbot and Costello, Red Skelton, Victor Borge, etc. - they are comedians.
@@ellaromeijn2351 Same! :)
Jerry Seinfeld.
"Hey Mom, I cant find my wallet!"
" Well its gotta be somewhere!"
"Oh good, I thought I was going crazy."
Hahahahaha He's awesome.
"And then they go "where'd you leave it last?!"
You're good.
Thanks Captain Obvious
I was on a totally different track
I was looking where I left it FIRST!" 😂😂😂
I thought I was looking for something that didn't exist, thank you! XD
This guy is my all time FAVORITE comedian ever!! Love Him.
"Use your road rage if you have to!" Lol
Tim's 'mom' voice sounds like chris crocker! Hilarious! Love it!
"Don't forget to not drive fast on the wrong side of the road, son!"
Lmbo. Tim, my mom told me to go sit on the pot for the last 38 years. It truly is the solution to every ache and pain. These vids leave me in hysterics. Thanks for the positive humor. True comedians are hard to find.
I watched this 5x and I cracked up? Couldn't stop laughing!😂😂😂😂 Keep up the great job!
I agree with mothers being no help when you've lost stuff. Mine would always say "Where did you lose it?" .... If I knew that, it wouldn't be lost!!!!
OMG this guy was SO funny! I remember his "you need to go sit on the pot" routine from back in the day! Talk about funny :)
He is the best comedian in the world I am his #1 fan
A Grace so... I'm his 2,264,851 fan!!!.... lol.
A Grace Is that so?
I saw him live in Texas a few weeks ago and he had some tech difficulties with his guitar at the beginning and he just improvised and made everybody laugh. It show how brilliant he is. Then he sang the government can.
72 people had to sit on the pot
hogwartspta A lot of mom's out there must be telling their kids to run red lights at every opportunity!B bye!Good luck!
i find this part HI-LARIOUS just because of the sweetpea 1:33
"Mom, I can't find my walet." "WELL IT'S GOTTA BE SOMWERE!" LOL!!!! :D
"I thought I was looking for something that didn't exist, thank you!" bhahaha sooo funny!
oh my gosh he's so hilarious XD.
just freakin' sit on the pot!!
"It's ancient wisdom that only I can conceive."
saw Tim Hawkins live in Erie, PA at First Assembly of God. Got to meet him backstage before the show. He's a really nice guy and really down to earth!
its ancient wisdom that only I can concieve!!! XD
I love tim hawkins
"It's ancient wisdom that only I can concieve." HAHA!!!
"And dont forget to use your tall finger!!" they cut that off :P
this video is hysterical...best one
Yeah! Come to VA please!
'i think i broke my leg...'
'you need to go sit on the pot!'
I made the "drive safe" comment to my mother when I was in HS and ever since it's "Drive like a bat out of hell" lol Gotta love moms!!
we love you tim!!
me n my friend dig this vid! thanx 4 posting^^
i luv this video its my fave from tim hawkins...it reminds me of mi mom grandma & aunt...ROTFLOL(Roling On The Floor Laghing Out Loud)
dude u r the funniest comedian and your awesome because non of your jokes are dirty whatsoever!
I finally got to see him
You forgot the most common one in the south and Midwest when people leave your house…”watch for deer!”
Hey send this to every one you know is a mother! Great mother day present!
hes so funny its impossible not to lagh
12 years later...
This. Is .gold
"Drive fast and take chances!"
i was on the floor laughing. when i recovered, i heard this.
"Use your road rage if you have to!"
x_x
I love that one! LOL! I love the whole Full Range of Motion! LOL!
this is hilarious!!!!
i cant wait till u go to ginhamsburg this friday!!!!
:)))))))
Oh God, he took me back to my childhood, if I said I had a stomach ache, mom got out the Castoria. I don't know if they still make that crap, but it never did anything for me except to decide if I really wanted to skip a day of school or not.
"Hey Mom, I can't find my wallet!"
"Well, ith's gadda be thomeware!"
Hahaha!!!! "drive fast and take chances! Cut people off sweetpea! Use your road rage if ya have too!" I love this!!!! :D
i love this guy
I always say "It's where you left it last" They hate it! lol
lolz! he has the BEST voices ever!!!
My mom is more like "I lost my wallet!"
"Well i don't use your wallet."
"Mom, I can't find my shoes!"
"Well I don't wear 'em, why do you expect me to know where they are!"
"mom i can't find my wallet"
"well it's got to be some where"!
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lolz
"Drive Careful" is what I hear most from my friends mom. But she is an amazing mom. :D
you are AWESOME!!!!
i love tim
yh "drive fast and take chances" is freaking funny!!!
HTGL!!!!!
"well its got to be somewhere"
Is it odd that I was "siting on the pot" with a broken jaw while watching the sit on the pot clip?
Stuff With Zeli ROTFL!!!!😂😂😂
That must've been painful! With all that laughter, having a broken jaw must've hurt a lot!
Ive been watching other short clips of 'Full Range of Motion' for a while, and is it just me, or is Tim in a very straaaaaaaange mood in this particular concert? I mean, you know, more than usual.
I love you Tim Hawkins yr amazingly hilarious this is my favorite one of yrs beside u talon bout noahs ark
lol i never get tired of this and its so true to hahaha
its part of that, but apparently it was cut out for this version, git the entire performance it should be in there
"Drive fast and take chances!
Cut peope off sweat pea!
Use your road rage if you have to!"
lol!!
LOL hilarious tim !! please come to virginia :D
My mom ALWAYS says "well it's gotta be somewhere!!!" it drives me nuts!! lol, love ya mom
lol i love this part i have watched it over and over
I love hem
Happy Mother's Day!
so true
YOUR AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drive fast and take chances!!
"Mom, I cant find my wallet."
"You need to go sit on the pot!"
"Well it's gotta be SOMEWHERE!"
hahaha :D he's awesome
omg im 12 and almos had a heartattack from the broken leg and pot bit
lol...he cracks me up!!!!
The "go sit on the pot" thing is SO TRUE. I heard that so many times growing! LOL. My grandpa always says, "Put a band aid and neosporin on it". Hahahaha!!!
hard to be so hilarious without cussing!
i thought i was going crazy for a minute ... i thought i was looking for something that didn't exist , thank you ... LOL
lol my Nana always says "Put a band-aid on it!" So me and my sis come up with crazy shit like, "Nana! I'm having a heart attack!" "Put a band-aid on it!" xD
This is so true.
OMG lol he is fantastic! i love him!
"WELL IT'S GOT TO BE SOMEWERE!!!!!" totaly!! no kinding!
GO TIM!!!!!!
you are a funny guy
LOL! I love this guy!
This is so funny I was crying
“I lost my wallet”
“Wheres the last place you left it?”
"Drive fast and take chances!"
Well my mom has said this many times You need to go sit on the pot um you need to yes its ancint words of wisdom that onley I can concive go sit on the pot you'll fell fantastic!:) so has my grandma this relic has been past down from generation to generation and I will probley say this to my kids some day
so true except once my mom was looking for her cell phone and it was in her hand
I swear to god i was laughing so hard my eyes began to water!
Lol my mom is exactly like that! WELL IT'S GOTTA BE SOMEWHERE!
good lord this was my mom growing up!
I laugh every time I watch this video.
Ngl my family always says drive fast take chances when they leave the family parties
omgg wen u watch
this guyy u almosst
DIEEE laughigggg!!!!
he is hilarioussss!!!
the sad thing is my mom said "its gotta be somewhere" yesterday
i was born in the north but grew up in the south and my mom DOES tell me to sit on the toilet if i dont feel well