Every Church Has A Lady Like This | Jonnie W.
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- Опубліковано 6 чер 2024
- Comedian Jonnie W on that one church lady…
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ABOUT JONNIE W.
Once in a generation, someone comes along with the power and eloquence to inspire us all. Jonnie W will entertain us while we wait for that person. Entering the comedy scene with nothing more than a guitar and his razor-sharp wit, he has gone on to entertain audiences nationwide. When not performing at solo events, Jonnie joins fellow funny man Tim Hawkins on his "Rockshow Comedy Tour", delivering the funny at sold out shows coast to coast.
Jonnie blends musical chops, mad vocals, and off-beat standup for a hilariously unique comedy experience. His first DVD, "Angry Sandwich" was a huge success and his follow-up, "Live From Franklin Theatre" is a must have for all comedy fans!
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“That’s the coolest part about being a Christian, man, is that everyone’s got their own different flavor. If you’re serving Jesus, you’re good with me, it doesn’t bother me at all.”
Amen, brother. I wish we could all have that attitude.
Agreed
"Farm to table drumming" 😂
“Stay Ye on the beat!” 😂😂
We did have a tambourine lady. That could not hear the beat. Wonderful lady, no rhythm. We did not taze her.
Regrets, I've had a few 🎶🎶🎶
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@@mammaduck3863😂😂😂
we have a singer who has to do tambourine… mostly on time… mostly😢. then my MIL in the crowd is a strong alto, who likes to clap… she shouldn’t 😅
I'm the lady that's done the Jericho walks!😂😂
"Will Smith will not be slapping me!"🤣🤣
There was an elderly lady in my our small church choir years ago who sang terribly off key, but we loved her too much to tell her! 🙂
That was very kind. You gave her a gift by allowing her to express herself without inhibition.
I live in Florida where he is giving this talk, but I was raised in Oklahoma, the state where he's talking about the tambourine lady being tazed. He is absolutely hilarious!
A woman in OK was tazed? Lol. I live here. Craxy is where u r!
Ga, but am from OKC🙌so true!!
Ohmygosh. I’m an Okie too. Hilarious 😂😂
Razed there also,lmao 🤣
I’m here in Ok but never saw a lady tazed
The first time I went to a Catholic church, I noticed they put babies and their parents in a soundproof room in the back. Why? In case the babies cried.
Then the first time I went to a Baptist church I found myself at a party! Singing, dancing, babies could cry, whatever! It was wonderful!
I was raised in a Lutheran church. It was all walks of life, babies could cry. I called it "The you're okay, I'm okay, we're in this together church".
But, the best party was at the Baptist church, so I took my two small children. They had never seen anything like this either. They loved it too! I sent them to Bible school there after that.
They didn't care if we were of any religion, they were loving and sweet and hilarious!
Oh, wow. We had a Catholic priest here who said he could talk over any baby or child. No exclusion there. The best church I ever went to was a Baptist church. Lots of reverence for God. Also, if someone performed music badly, they would "forget" to ask them to perform again.
🙄 Catholic churches don't put babies in boxes. Some of them have cry rooms that parents are welcome to use if they feel the need, but many Catholic churches have done away with those completely or use them as sensory rooms. Our motto is "if the church isn't crying, it's dying." We want those young families at Mass!
I've never seen anything like that in the Baptist church I grew up in. Sure would like to though.
@@user-tr6rl8mh1q Oh, it was wonderful. They had Christ centered preaching every Sunday. Of note, they were a little different from their overseeing body, which tends to be too, too conservative.
@@Bethanybakery Not in my experience. No babies were in the pews.
All churches are different. Depending on who is running the service.
After I married my husband, we visited his home town church. That week the worship leader was absent and since I was a worship leader, I was asked if I could lead the worship. This was back in the 80’s. Little did I know there was a precious little lady who sat on the front row and loved to sing. She had a very strong accent and an operatic voice. She loved to sing Vibrato (her voice vibrated between notes for those who are unfamiliar with the Latin word). The most memorable part of her singing was that she sang loud with gusto and was off key!
I started leading the first song and she entered in with such enthusiasm that I nearly fell off my high heeled shoes! It kind of threw me for a loop and I had to catch up with the music. 😂. I loved that lady and it is one of my fondest memories. ❤
It's beautiful how you just loved her for who she was & let her be joyful in her own way!
@@Stacy1368 thank you Stacy, I love people who are enthusiastic worshippers. My daughter-in-law’s cousin sings with total enthusiasm and sings off key. I try to sit by her every Sunday. I can just imagine that God is sitting on the throne with a twinkle in his eye looking at her adoringly. He sees the love.
That was a tremolo, not vibrato.
@@Seher-z1v Thank you for the correction. I had a ministroke following an auto accident and I am still re-learning what I lost. So, I really appreciate you.
@@kathleenbeach4839 I am a trained singer. I started out with a tremolo, and my teacher had me work on it for months to get a cleaner tone. Tremolos are wicked hard to get under control, and the wavering between pitches was beyond annoying when my voice teacher made me aware of it. I still have to watch out for bad habits in singing, so believe me, I understand.
I hope your recovery is going well, and I thank you for your kind words😊
“But stay ye on the beat”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I grew up in the Church of God, ( Headquarters in Cleveland, TN.)
Pew jumping was an Olympic competition.... 😅
This is exactly what I needed after a rough day yesterday. 😂😂😂
In the Assembly of God when I was little a lady would run around all the pews, then she would reach out and touch some of us. I did not want to be touched so I started sitting in the middle of the pews!
Duck duck goose😂
“But stay ye on the beat.” 🤣 I go to a lively church and you’re allowed to do pretty much whatever you want to praise the Lord, as long as it is in an appropriate manner and clearly not just pure flesh. But drawing attention to yourself and ignoring authority is over the line. 😳
The best story I’ve witnessed was my brother who jumped up to raise his hands and he sat back down so hard that he broke the old wooden pew. 😶 The pastor of that church we were visiting cautions him at the beginning of every service when we go back, to not break any more pews.
Sounds like the Church of God of Prophecy. Been there, done that. Preachers kid. Mom was a runner. Dad was a pew jumper. Honest. Used to break out in hives before 2 week revivals. Scared to death as a kid.
Yep, I can see getting hives. Or running away from home, even.
My friend went to an authentic snake handling church, she left home at 14 for some reason.
Not a runaway, exactly, she went to live with family in "civilization" ( her word not mine) . He dad was weird but nice but her mom was a religious fanatic.
I loved my friend then and until she died a few years ago, so I did visit her home frequently.
Your comment made me remember how she would not, probably could not eat on Saturday and still suffered unpleasant intentional revolt against the environment.
I was raised in church of God of prophecy
We had a “ballerina” dancing in the spirit and a Whirling Dervish . I was so confused my first couple visits. I was raised Baptist
Cage-free drumming is where it's at 😂
I never knew Christian comedy could be so funny! Then again, this is one of the first Christian comedy videos I've ever watched 🤔
@@adamtomecko6817 they are out there, Christian comedians. This one is really good. Although he is nearing retirement, you might also check out Jeff Allen. And, although he wasn't solely a Christian comedian, but is a devout Christian, check out Bill Engvall. Also in retirement now, he is still active on youtube. His bit about almost got kicked out of church is funny. A lot of Christian comedians have a two pronged approach to comedy. The humor doesn't really change. But, the delivery kind of varies depending on whether their audience is church-based or secular-based and their agents make this clear to the comic when they book the gig...usually. Jeff Allen has an amusing sketch when his agent/manager failed to tell him which gig was which. 🤣 But, the bottom line is there are clean comedians out there and some are Christians. Even the ones who primarily perform in churches realize how far to take the comedy and what line, even in churches, not to cross. They are truly gifted and we are blessed because, even in church, it can be ok to laugh sometimes. 🤭 😇
@@adamtomecko6817 also check out Jeff Allen.
Check out Tim Hawkins and Bob Smiley too! 😊
@@agilley8285 Will do Brother 👊
@@agilley8285I definitely will. Thanks.
Playing tambourine takes a special talent. It’s not as easy as it looks. I tried once and was asked not to. It hurt my pride but I’m glad they were honest.
Visit a Catholic church then, no tambourines I nearly guarantee it 😅
It either ends up bruising your other hand, or it bruises your hip/upper leg if you are really energetically playing it!
Lol! The Message Bible!🤣 But poor tambourine lady.😸
Don't you just love church! I know I do! Thank youJesus!🙏❤️✝️
Amen!
@@mistydawnburke Amen!🙏🥰✝️
So true singing in high keys
That’s from the amplified version, brother! 🤗😂
This is one of Jonnie's best! I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair.
Absolutely love your comedy. A merry heart doeth good like a medicine. Thank you for helping us laugh. 😂
*NOT* the "Message" Bible!! 😂
😂 "Don't let her get to 7!"
I thought we were going to peak at "farm to table drumming" but it was only the beginning 😂😂😂
Haha thanks for watching!!
Stay ye on the beat. Amen!!!
😂love your comedy and your expressions you use God bless you Jonnie
He's brilliant!
Aww thanks!
@@JonnieWI was born in a bapitcogistolic ( Baptist + apostolic + Methodist + Episcopalian + cogic ) church with a black grandma so I know something bout this
that was great! what a wonderful way to start my day!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks, Sue!!
The thing about being a "Christian" comedian in a Church is that no matter what the material is, some people will laugh at it as a means of hospitality and relaxation, every Church has people like this.
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My mom was the tambourine lady. 🤦🏼♀️😅
It happens 😂
Most people can't play the tambourine regardless of color, we banned them!! LOL
We had a guy in church complain it was too loud every Sunday. He eventually bought some.ear muffs and continued to worship along!
Hilarious! I needed to laugh,, thank you 💯💗✝️
As a 10 year old child who was raised in the Catholic church where the only movement was getting up and down on the kneeling benches and no one sang but the choir. My aunt took me to her childhood church way back in the hills of Kentucky. There were no pews, just wooden benches with no backs. In that day it was what was called a "holy roller" church. The lady in front of us got in the spirit and started rolling on the floor and under the bench. I jumped up and ran out of the church screaming. My aunt had to chase me down in the parking lot. I wouldn't go near a protestant church for years because I thought that they were all like that. Today I am a Methodist minister. No rolling in my church. lol
He's a gem. Loved it.
I have always been an animal fanatic and when I was about 7, I learned how to keep old ladies at bay. I had caught a little Garter snake and took it to church in it's mason jar house. She came up to me and asked how I was and before she had the chance, as a known cheek pincher, I pulled out my snake and said see what I caught! Well..... She passed out cold and I heard my Dad utter the dreaded words of "meet me in the bedroom when we get home". So safe to say, neither one of us came out of that one unscathed 😂😂
Excellent stuff. Love the comedic vision.
True story, our pastor asked if anyone would like to come up and sing a song. Someone brought a lady with them and she got up and sang All My Exes Live In Texas! 😂A cappella of course!
Love it-funny stuff
But stay ye on the beat!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤
Your tambourine lady might've been a visiting Episcopalian. (I am one, so...) There's a running joke that we don't know WHAT to do with a tambourine. They claim that the only reason I get away with playing it is because I came over from another denomination. LOL And thank you for that truth about church musicians (I'm one of those, too...) - but let's also blame the composers who put those songs in "mosquito notes."
When I was a child, I was told that the hymns were in such a high key because it made them easier for the piano player to play. Once I had music lessons, I realized that wasn't true. That many sharps or flats cannot possibly be the easiest arrangement for the pianist. Even if it was, there's only one pianist-- surely we're not just throwing all of the other congregants under the bus because some piano player prefers using only the black keys.
This guy is soooo funny!
Hilarious!!!😂
You brother are hilarious!!!
You are soooo hilarious.
That was too funny 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 3 new songs😂😂😂
I'd nevet heard of Jonnie W before tonight and man is he ever funny! 😂😂😂
He's hilarious 😂😅😂😅😂❤this
We have guy that sometimes leads singing and he has trouble staying on the beat AND staying on pitch. He doesn't seem to realize it. On those days it's really hard for me to stay "Christianly" through the song service.
Back in the 80s I attended a church that had tambourine guy. His name was Basil and he was the nicest guy and he was actually quite good.
So funny😂
That's pretty funny lol
I think everyone carries in Florida, lol
🙋🏼♀️ Arizona too👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼❤️❤️😘😘😘😘
We are ALL kooks 😂 aren't we? ...but WE are NO longer in rebellion with our Creator..Love you Jesus 🙌. And all of you too xoxo
Right back at you!❤
Hilarious
God bless.
I always say our non dem Pentecostal church. Woship like Pentecostal, take comunion like Catholic and we eat like the Baptist. You are welcome to use this in your show.
That’s so true the message bible completely different translation 😅
Amen!🙏🏻✝️🤣
I'm pentecostal 1:10
In our church, her name was Betsy... She had to be told a few times to stop her dancing and waving, since the Holy Spirit had led the worship service to be over, and she was still going 😂
Jericho March!
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Thumbs up for the Will Smith joke!
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Ughh..tambourines ladies. The bane of my existence as a praise team piano player. The last one, we asked nicely, in private, explaining the very real issues with timing for the musicians. She came back with, “but that’s how I worship”. I said, “well, as the worship leader, I’m asking you to not play the tambourine, but you do what you want”. 1st song, 2 beats in, and tambourine lady is slapping away, off beat and staring me down. I got up on my microphone, looked her right in the eyes and said, loudly, “NO”. Clean and simple. I never saw her again. Sorry if it sounds harsh, but she was single-handedly destroying the services. We’re responsible for the worship experience of hundreds and one selfish person can’t win in that situation. Church is tough, just try it sometime.
Wasn't your place. That's the place of the pastor.
@@sandyjuntunen4088 Thankfully, after 20 years of leading Worship on his platform, the Pastor supports me 100%. Lady was a bully that needed rebuke. Thanks for saying hi. Have a fantastic day!
That was a spirit. Because you dealt with it in the authority of Jesus Christ, it knew not to return.
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@jonniew i grew up in the Bapticogistolicpiscopalian ( Baptist + cogic + apostolic+ Methodist + Episcopalian ) church with a black grandma
It does say to play skillfully (Psalm 33:3) so maybe the taser wasn’t that uncalled for.
Haha. Can one not play skillfully while the other makes a joyful noise?
In our local (small) church, during the service there would be a hymn or two put to music. One of the members was an old(er) lady, let's call her Martha, who had the lung power of a cooper's hawk and had no idea of how far off key she was. Ev-er. She was almost not singing the same hymn as the rest of the people...but what could you say? Marha, don't sing, you're deafening the preacher. Martha, could you just zip it?
Stick to hymns, their beautiful!
At one time , all those now tried & true hymns were " new " music too . ( Many hymnals tell the composer & date printed by the hymn's title . ) 🤗
@cynthiajohnston424 well so many were new in the 1800s, I missed the hip thrusting guitar player launching them in the churches of the now UK.
If you are there to listen to the beautiful songs, you're there for the wrong reasons.
Just sayin'.
@@donaldlesicka8115 The song lyrics also carry messages . And , if you're in church for whatever reason , at least you are present ; inspiration can be in many forms at any time . 🤗👼
@donaldlesicka8115 if you don't worship with the music l but only have empty choruses with no meaning repeat8ng with drums and catchy beats I'd suggest you are there for the wrong reason. The hymns beauty are the words praising God with a message not obscured by loud beats and s reaching vocals. So sorry your comprehension of the word beautiful is limited to a superficial level, I'll pray for you.
Years ago, there were people in my church that would play tambourines and other hand percussion. Drove the worship leader crazy. We made them stay in the back.
I have been an Adventist for about 14 years now and went visiting Pentecostal church this year...the drums are just too loud for me, the singing is quite different but I loved the experience.
It’s in the message bible 😂
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I call it the God squad will get you
I attend a Pentecostal church and no one runs around or does a Jericho march or speaks out or interrupts the sermon or worship service for no reason at all.
Table to farm drumming 😂 I choked! Try open range grazing, feed your drummer well. We take that "noise" policy loosely. Tambourine encouraged long as it's for music. Them sweet ole gals on fire for the Lord, Hallelujah 🥁 🕊 ❤ its all good.
P.s. take pity on your praise team following those off-the timing sing-alongs, we try
"But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faith, gentleness, *_self-control_* . Against such things there is no law. " (Gal 5:22-23)
I see some tambourines here
There's really quite a lot
Some of them are keeping time
But most of them are not
@@rikosborne1212 Lovely poem 😂
Pew surfing is the best
I like the different denominations, too, just not the demoninations.
I, I, I,....
Anyone else confused about the video title?
As long as it ain't a serving Trump!!!
What about that one woman with the ridiculous vibrato?
you can easily tell the attention starved from the ones who are being moved by the holyspirit its regular thing for the showmen same thing evert time
Every churches????? You don't know anything!
very lame, not even funny
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