That and the IBS is really anytime you go to Krystal's. Hahaha!! I literally tested the water resistance of my phone when damn near dropped my sweet tea and spit up the amount that was in my mouth.
I legitimately put my symptoms into webmd once, turns out I have prostrate cancer, true story, I wonder if I should share that info with my gynecologist lmao
When I was in college working on my nurses degree, we had one student who had, got better from, or thought that she was getting the disease that was being studied. It became so over the top that a small group of us made up a fake disease (symptoms, prognosis, treatments) and started talking about before classes started. Yep, she had had it!! 🙄😏.
Several years back, I remember my doc asking me how much I drank. My answer was a lot less than I did at the time, and after that I was talking with someone at work and the subject of weight loss came up. I remember saying, "I would probably lose SOME weight if I cut back to how many beers I tell my doctor I drink."
My doctor said I should start cutting my caffeine intake because I get a rapid heartbeat at night. Let me tell you having lunch at 1pm and dinner at 5 pm gives me enough time to get rid of all the soda and tea inside my system before 11pm when I start getting ready for bed .
I’ve got this leather riding jacket, I took it off to get on the scale, and the nurse said you don’t have to take that off. When I handed to her she was like, what is in this thing?! It weighs a literal 10 pounds.
That is my dad after falling off the "roof"!!. My momma: " Where do you think you're going? You better sit your a## down until the doctor gets here"!!😳😂😂 He was more 😨 of my mom..
Every blessed time I improve, not perfect, but a heck of a lot better than when I woke up. I wonder if it is a stress thing and once at the office you know professionals will take over the worrying for you. Someone ought to do a medical study on this
@@thepeddler9226 yes,indeed. Not sober, not still, but all of my thimbles are of silver. I've not threaded a proper sewing machine in three decades. No one seems to mend or sew, much less tat, so my skills have fallen due to the fact that they seem to be not as needed as they once were.
Yes I do exercise, I exercise a lot, every day!! I exercise my right to eat whenever I feel like it, I exercise my right to not get hurt by excessive amount of movement and I exercise my right to think I am smarter than everybody when I alone call all the people in TV for idiots!! :-)
"You think it's crowded in here now? Wait until spring allergy season. There's gon' be more sniffles in here than a screening of Steel Magnolias" 😂😂😂😂 Y'all got that one dead on 👏
I was told to do this ALL the time also growing up. And the other day it hit me- I’ve never had my kids (age 8 & 6) gargle with salt water yet! I felt like such a failure lol
@@mre4u422 Or tell you something so general and common that you could have saved money on by not going, such as you need to lose weight, you need more exercise, you need to eat healthier, you need to take vitamins, you need more sleep, etc.
Same... which may fucking kill me one day... last year I had a viral stomach infection and refused to go to the hospital, I couldn’t eat or drink without throwing up for 9 days. My husband actually had to carry me to the car because I was too weak to walk at that point and I was still trying to tell him that I was fine and it’ll go away on it’s own. But, my problem with hospitals is the fact that at the time and for most of my adult life I haven’t had health insurance, mainly because I was in places in my life where I couldn’t afford it. I’m scared to go the the hospital for fear that it be a serious illness and I’ll have to pay ridiculous prices for treatments or prescriptions in order to live normally.... maybe even live... I just got insurance 6 months ago but it’s still ingrained in me that I can’t afford to be sick or hurt. I’ve had two fillings fall out this year and still have not made an appointment to get this problem fixed, granted covid is a thing, but things are opening up again and I’m still worried about what the cost might be. But back to my main point! The cost of the doctor visit and the medicine was only about $80, which for me isn’t bad! I pay that weekly for childcare! But I can’t do $1000’s.... which some medical care and medicine does cost unfortunately.... I know that all too well, I used to work in a pharmacy and have seen people be forced to choose between their meds or their groceries.... I hope this makes sense I realized I went on a random rant... but I got hold of some good weed 😅
@@AyaSohmaSama it definitely makes sense. One force was kidney stones the first time...I was doubled over and in too much pain...I get them on occasion now and it's like "well that was uncomfortable" ...2nd force I couldn't walk at work, went and turns out i had a small back fracture.....generally I'm super frugal and if its something I can get inexpensively at the store....why go and get told what I know I have and get prescriptions that cost more?
Standing on one leg with one arm up like the Statue of Liberty for a signal ....how many people remember the days of turning the antenna to get tv reception ? Life in the country with adequate reception for cell phones does leave a lot to be desired.
Let me just say, I am glad our antenna has been upgraded to turn with a push of a button. Only one button though so it was difficult to get it just right so we are able to receive our 9.5 channels that it can pick up in our area. Unfortunately, that said button is also the "big red" button and the power is the same color as the box itself so you can imagine the struggle of trying to turn off the antenna 😅.
Broke my ATL husband's addiction to sweet tea and red bull. But the bit about mama's diagnoses vs what she claims to have rang more true than you could possibly imagine.
Red Bull isn't good for you, but cutting a southern man off from his sweet tea is downright cruel. As I'm replying 11 months after you broke this poor man, I'd like to ask, how was his funeral? Because we southern men literally cannot live without sweet tea. Doctors have verified that it makes up a substantial and critical part of our blood.
The soap in the sheets thing seriously works. Worked for my Pawpaw, my Mama, and me. Even some doctors have conceded it works for some reason. Idk why, idk how, it just does. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio.
I called to make an appointment for my husband. The only day they had was a month out (small, rural town). Two weeks after I made the call, he died in the ambulance on the way to a hospital.
The doctor told my Papa to stop drinking liquor, specifically moonshine, so he just cut back his order and started "officially" drinking Mountain Dew...LOL!
Two of my grandfather's cousins operated what was the largest moonshine still agents had ever found in the state of Alabama at the time. It was a difficult period for their families when the operation was busted up but when the going gets tough, the tough rebuild in an even more remote holler.
@@teslagirl1 LOL! Gotta do whatcha gotta do. My Papa (grandfather) was his friend's "taste tester"...LOL! Years after my Papa died my Daddy and uncles were still finding his "toothache medicine"...LOL! He said it'd cure anything that ailed ya...
I was selected for a jury that was hearing a case involving drinking and driving a motorcycle. One of the questions everyone had to answer was if we had ever had anyone arrested due to alcohol. When my turn came up, I spoke about my Kentucky born and raised grandfather. I said that he had had a moonshine contraption that took the revenuers a very long time to find, but once they did it was smashed. For some reason every person in that courtroom found that hilarious. FYI: the person accused, was a huge guy and he looked like he could crush someone very easily. All the other jurors did not want to be the foreman of that jury. After 30+ minutes of hearing “nope not me”, I said ok. After two hours of discussion we came to a verdict. I have to confess that when I had to stand and say “guilty”, I did not look at him.
Worst whoopin' I ever got from my Grandfather in Alabama came after my brother piped up that"We saw a moonshine still" Pop knew exactly which neighbor's land we'd been on & because I was the oldest,reminded me with his belt that we had been told to stay away from there when hunting or visiting the neighbors granddaughter.
As bad a rep as WebMD gets, I actually successfully diagnosed my husband's staph infection and got him into the urgent care clinic ASAP. He thought it was a spider bite, and it might have started that way (not that spiders carry it but that any open wound can get infected with it) but... yup. Tests were negative for MRSA at least. He still has a scar, years later. That was nasty business. I'm glad he listened to me.
If that was me, I never wait longer than 45 minutes, then I leave. And on my way out, I tell the receptionist, "Don't even THINK about charging me, because I never even SAW the doctor!!!!"
Probably some legitimate excuses for having to wait, especially as the day goes on. But I worked for an OB/GYN. One morning, she called her office (from the kitchen), and asked “Is my first patient there yet? Ok. Tell her I’ll be with her in a minute.” Her patient was in the exam room, and she hadn’t even left the house!
Sonic!!! OMG, I miss the South!! Why did I ever go to Yankee Land in the first place??? Oh yeah, it was for union wages in the auto industry..... now I'm unemployed and looking south!!!! All I need is an acre and a mobile home. And maybe a ride to go get a greasy double cheese burger #2 at Sonic!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!
@@wyattwilliams2457 Sounds good, but I have a CDIB from the Cherokee Nation and need to go to Oklahoma. At retirement age the bennies of medical outweigh most concerns. Good luck and take care.
My doctor had multiple exam rooms and I told him over and over that the scale in the main room always had me 3 pounds heavier than the scale in the side room. He shrugged me off until one day, just to shut me up, he weighed me on both scales. And of course, I was right! Poor man stood there with his mouth open for a while...
@@jeanbean1390 Right. Plus, I had gone to the ER the night before with vomiting, then to my P C the next day and the PC scale registered me 12 lbs heavier! Sheesh!
@@pamelabrown7204 A lot of doctor offices are wanting to rush people to the room (where they make you wait an obscene amount of time), so they are like "eh, it only adds a couple pounds. It doesn't make much difference." (*giving doc the Eye* It Does matter...)
“The doctor told me to have a variety of foods so I have more energy, so now I have coffee AND RED BULL.” *hands shake* *nervous red bull energy increases*
LOVE THESE SKITS!!! In my late 50s and we finally have this channel that shows the world what I've been living for most of my life! It's true when they say, 'Life is funnier than reality.'
They're going to ask if you smoke or drink. Its not an offer. I think I scared my neighbors laughing that loud. Next time my doctor asks if I drink I'll act like he's taking orders.
Oddest thing I've heard at the doctors office wasn't from a fellow patient. It was from the OB nurses asking me to go "tee-tee" in a cup before my monthly prenatal visits. Always made me feel like I was 4. I mentioned that to an OB nurse friend of mine and she said, "Well of course they did! How do they say it up north where you're from?" (I'm from Iowa originally.) And so I told her, "They just say, 'Can you please give me a urine sample?'" My friend said, "Oh. That does make sense." ;-)
Under Mama's medical history do you think they want to know everything she's officially been diagnosed with or what she just claims she has, I almost fell out of my chair... LMAO 🤣😂
@@rayjohnson2387 Yes they are. I live just outside Chattanooga where Krystal's HQ is, so Krystal is EVERYWHERE here. I hate them. Everyone calls them gut bombs. Accurate. lol
@@sallyphillips9175 the only time I ever ate white castles was back in the 80s...usually around 3am...after I'd been drinking at the club all night and only had a few bucks left on me lol
I had an accident in shepherdsville Kentucky the doctor asked , do you do drugs? I am from California It was funny we both had a good laugh. Downey California
I used to work in healthcare in Alabama. If it's straight up crazy, I've probably heard it. One of my faves: "I drove all the way from Decatur to Birminhayum and my blood pressure was ZERO OVER ZERO! I was a walkin' dead woman!"
Oooh, Lord. I spent five years as a pharmacy tech, working retail pharmacy. Five. Years. You will hear it all in your first year. No, I don’t want to see your inflamed cyst. No, I can’t prescribe you anything, I’m not a doctor, and no, I don’t want to see your rash. Ma’am, I can call your doctor’s office and let them know your insurance requires prior authorization, I can’t actually make them do a dang thing to get one. No sir, there is a national shortage of that medication, I cannot “just order it”. And folks wonder why I will be half dead and say, “Naw, I ain’t that sick, I’m FINE,” and actually have either my husband, my mother, or both insist on driving me to the ER.
@@jshepard152 most of us drank a lot. I now work in ambulance billing. The upside is I have a lot of patience, and I never have to be face to face with anyone. The downside is insurance makes me insane, and I may rage chew gum. As opposed to rage drinking. Because that’s frowned on.
@@katefarr2036 Only in some occupations! My friend is in accounting and they drink wine all afternoon most days. When I started drinking a bottle after work I decided that maybe healthcare wasn't the very best place for me.
One time I was filling out an application for food stamps or something and they want to know if you were in jail or a citizen and then they asked if you expected to die in the next 90 days ...
Especially Asian made clothing. They don't have my size girl there to make the "right" size for extra large. Every time. It is at least 2 sizes too small.
I think it’s called "white coat syndrome." Some enlightened doctors take a blood pressure at the start of the patient’s visit and another at the end. The end-of-visit BP is recorded as the "accurate" one.
The first time I was in a doctor's office in GA I realized I wasn't the youngest person there. I was diagnosed with cancer at 39 and on Cocoa BBC I was a youngster. I forgot sickle cell was also treated by hematologist and oncologist. While in the waiting room I heard a woman refer to having the "sugar". It was an eye opening experience.
The weight thing is SO accurate. My mom would say that each time 😂 and that the scale at the doctors office always add at least an extra 10 pounds or something
"It's not that bad, Doc. I was just helping a baby brahma calf that couldn't figure out how to get out of the barn. It started bawlin,' and its mama cleared a five foot fence like a deer and was coming after me like hell after a goat. I didn't know I could climb up to those barn rafters that fast, but soon as I got up there, dad-gum if there wasn't a chicken-snake layin' up there eatin' birds' eggs. We were eye-to-eye for a second. Then he flicked his tongue out, and I swung down into the feed room, but caught my hand on an old go-devil I used to split wood with. Yeah, that's been about a week ago. I washed it good with Lava soap, and been putting kerosene on it, but there's these red streaks coming out of it now. My wife said she'd make me a lemon ice-box pie for supper if I'd come in and let you take a look at it."
Lol, years ago when I was getting weighed I kept thinking of UFC weigh ins, so when the nice nurse said my weight I stayed on the scale, looked straight at an imaginary crowd then flexed and then raised my arms. She was weirded out at first then I 'splained, haha.
A table spoon whiskey and some horehound candy that will fix ya right up. Also an onion and sugar will cut Thur that congestion. Don't forget rock candy and whiskey mixed together. All these will get you feeling better in no time ☺️☺️☺️
Hahaha, that soap trick for RLS really is the only thing that would help me. Then I did keto, and it never wakes me up now. I couldn't sleep over anywhere unless I had a bar of soap in my bag.
"I checked on WebMD...it's Polio." Classic.
That and the IBS is really anytime you go to Krystal's. Hahaha!! I literally tested the water resistance of my phone when damn near dropped my sweet tea and spit up the amount that was in my mouth.
No you're wrong, it's Lupus
@@midnightwdk3522 no, that's just house md
I legitimately put my symptoms into webmd once, turns out I have prostrate cancer, true story, I wonder if I should share that info with my gynecologist lmao
When I was in college working on my nurses degree, we had one student who had, got better from, or thought that she was getting the disease that was being studied. It became so over the top that a small group of us made up a fake disease (symptoms, prognosis, treatments) and started talking about before classes started. Yep, she had had it!! 🙄😏.
My doctor asked if I was eating right and exercising and I said no. Completely surprised him by telling the truth.
May as well be honest. They can take one look at you and tell.
Several years back, I remember my doc asking me how much I drank. My answer was a lot less than I did at the time, and after that I was talking with someone at work and the subject of weight loss came up. I remember saying, "I would probably lose SOME weight if I cut back to how many beers I tell my doctor I drink."
I had a nurse ask if I drank and I was honest, she exclaimed "Finally! Someone telling the truth!". Why do people lie to their doctors?
My doctor said I should start cutting my caffeine intake because I get a rapid heartbeat at night. Let me tell you having lunch at 1pm and dinner at 5 pm gives me enough time to get rid of all the soda and tea inside my system before 11pm when I start getting ready for bed .
I tell the truth all the time. I am like welp they will figure it out anyway XD
There’s no sense in going to the doctor when your mama is just gonna say Vicks Vapor Rub could’ve fixed whatever it was anyway.
I got Vicks Vapor Rub AND a sock tied around my neck😅. A dang tube sock!
My abuela would agree
Well I mean I’m a a teen and I and my mom swear by Vix vapor rub it does work if your nose hurts you get vix vapor rub
Do NOT forget Robitussin!
And a spritz of Windex!
“Their gonna ask you if you smoke or drink, it’s not an offer”😂
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Did you see the lady in the mask nod her head yes? 🤣
-Do you smoke or drink alcohol?
-No, but I'm more than willing to start.
Don't ever say you smoke or drink. The premium rises ! Lol
I may leave my shoes on... but you best be sure I put the purse down before stepping on the scale. That mom bag adds another 10-15 pounds!!
I don't carry a purse, but I do take my keys out of my pocket.
Mine adds a solid 8.
"I have these horrible headaches above my eyes."
Doctor: it's just "sinuses."
I’ve got this leather riding jacket, I took it off to get on the scale, and the nurse said you don’t have to take that off. When I handed to her she was like, what is in this thing?! It weighs a literal 10 pounds.
Bless your heart
“Turns out spastic colon is just another symptom of 2020” 🤣😂😅
Spastic Colon is the nickname for my lead at work
Truth!!
That totally cracked me up! And Spastic Colon is what I should have named one of my former coworkers. He was a complete ass.
And there's a lot of em
Truth
One time, I accidentally brewed Redbull with my coffee, I got halfway to school before I realized I forgot my car...
chattphotos 😂😂😂😂
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LOL!!! Love it!
This one made me lol!
The “now that I’m at the doctors office and I feel fine” is me every time. So annoying
Oh that is Soo me.! I hate it!
That is my dad after falling off the "roof"!!. My momma: " Where do you think you're going? You better sit your a## down until the doctor gets here"!!😳😂😂 He was more 😨 of my mom..
Every blessed time I improve, not perfect, but a heck of a lot better than when I woke up.
I wonder if it is a stress thing and once at the office you know professionals will take over the worrying for you.
Someone ought to do a medical study on this
@@rosencain you’re right, I never thought of it like that
Same thing when you take your car in to the mechanic!
If you can't thread a sewing machine when it is running, you haven't had enough coffee/Redbull.
Holy s***t that was funny. I can't thread sewing machine sober. Thank you.
Talking from experience?
Lol
@@thepeddler9226 yyyeeesss
@@thepeddler9226 yes,indeed. Not sober, not still, but all of my thimbles are of silver. I've not threaded a proper sewing machine in three decades. No one seems to mend or sew, much less tat, so my skills have fallen due to the fact that they seem to be not as needed as they once were.
Love when they ask "Do you exercise?" ..... Do I LOOK like I Exercise?!?! BAHAHA
Is jumping to conclusions considered exercise?
@@samiam619 if it does, then yes, I exercise a lot.
12 ounce curls? Daily
Ikr
Yes I do exercise, I exercise a lot, every day!!
I exercise my right to eat whenever I feel like it, I exercise my right to not get hurt by excessive amount of movement and I exercise my right to think I am smarter than everybody when I alone call all the people in TV for idiots!! :-)
"You think it's crowded in here now? Wait until spring allergy season. There's gon' be more sniffles in here than a screening of Steel Magnolias"
😂😂😂😂 Y'all got that one dead on 👏
"Gargle with salt water." That's what my daddy says, no matter what's wrong with you. "Gargle with salt water."
My Grammy says to use peroxide. No matter what ails you, you need to gargle that peroxide or your bone won’t heal.
Yep. That shoulda been on there
This is true, that’s what my momma says
My daddy say that same thing
I was told to do this ALL the time also growing up. And the other day it hit me- I’ve never had my kids (age 8 & 6) gargle with salt water yet! I felt like such a failure lol
Matt Mitchell is hilarious. He should have his own show.
He does
....kinda
It’s Matt Michell
@@itsrue7216 Thank you for that. I just subscribed.
Yes he should
He has his own UA-cam channel.
"I ain't that sick" is me. I hate going to the doctor.....I've had friends and a boss or two actually force me to go 😂
90% of the time they just give you a prescription and send you home anyway
@@mre4u422 Or tell you something so general and common that you could have saved money on by not going, such as you need to lose weight, you need more exercise, you need to eat healthier, you need to take vitamins, you need more sleep, etc.
Same... which may fucking kill me one day... last year I had a viral stomach infection and refused to go to the hospital, I couldn’t eat or drink without throwing up for 9 days. My husband actually had to carry me to the car because I was too weak to walk at that point and I was still trying to tell him that I was fine and it’ll go away on it’s own. But, my problem with hospitals is the fact that at the time and for most of my adult life I haven’t had health insurance, mainly because I was in places in my life where I couldn’t afford it. I’m scared to go the the hospital for fear that it be a serious illness and I’ll have to pay ridiculous prices for treatments or prescriptions in order to live normally.... maybe even live... I just got insurance 6 months ago but it’s still ingrained in me that I can’t afford to be sick or hurt. I’ve had two fillings fall out this year and still have not made an appointment to get this problem fixed, granted covid is a thing, but things are opening up again and I’m still worried about what the cost might be. But back to my main point! The cost of the doctor visit and the medicine was only about $80, which for me isn’t bad! I pay that weekly for childcare! But I can’t do $1000’s.... which some medical care and medicine does cost unfortunately.... I know that all too well, I used to work in a pharmacy and have seen people be forced to choose between their meds or their groceries.... I hope this makes sense I realized I went on a random rant... but I got hold of some good weed 😅
@@AyaSohmaSama it definitely makes sense. One force was kidney stones the first time...I was doubled over and in too much pain...I get them on occasion now and it's like "well that was uncomfortable" ...2nd force I couldn't walk at work, went and turns out i had a small back fracture.....generally I'm super frugal and if its something I can get inexpensively at the store....why go and get told what I know I have and get prescriptions that cost more?
Yap. I was always told as a kid," suck it up cupcake." Sooooo when I do go to doc Im pretty far along
Standing on one leg with one arm up like the Statue of Liberty for a signal ....how many people remember the days of turning the antenna to get tv reception ? Life in the country with adequate reception for cell phones does leave a lot to be desired.
In my time, you couldn't get cable in the country...
Let me just say, I am glad our antenna has been upgraded to turn with a push of a button. Only one button though so it was difficult to get it just right so we are able to receive our 9.5 channels that it can pick up in our area. Unfortunately, that said button is also the "big red" button and the power is the same color as the box itself so you can imagine the struggle of trying to turn off the antenna 😅.
I remember doing that for TV reception. I live in rural WV now and still have to do that for the radio.
@@lindaseel8633 we do too. Stand there and hold the plug wire just right.
@@leert2698 Oh yeah. And wrap aluminum foil around the antenna!. And turn the radio facing towards the direction of the station.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
... do you smoke or drink? It's not an offer.
Still laughing on that one! 🤣🤣🤣
Ikr 😂
The good ol’ “all symptoms magically stop the second I actually decide to get help so now I look like a liar”
Yep, so true. It happens to me a lot.
“It’s polio” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My brother went to get a prostate exam, he asked the doctor if he had to take his chewing gum out during the exam. Bless his heart.
Broke my ATL husband's addiction to sweet tea and red bull. But the bit about mama's diagnoses vs what she claims to have rang more true than you could possibly imagine.
Red Bull isn't good for you, but cutting a southern man off from his sweet tea is downright cruel. As I'm replying 11 months after you broke this poor man, I'd like to ask, how was his funeral? Because we southern men literally cannot live without sweet tea. Doctors have verified that it makes up a substantial and critical part of our blood.
coffee and red bull. . then shake takin a drink.. priceless..😎
The soap in the sheets thing seriously works. Worked for my Pawpaw, my Mama, and me. Even some doctors have conceded it works for some reason. Idk why, idk how, it just does. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio.
It releases magnesium which helps with restless legs.
Doctor: You been eating more vegetables?
Me: You mean besides 'nana pudding?
That’s a fruit! 😉
I swear when u make it to the doctor all ur symptoms disappear lmao🤣😂
I called to make an appointment for my husband. The only day they had was a month out (small, rural town). Two weeks after I made the call, he died in the ambulance on the way to a hospital.
@@sophierobinson2738 oh my Goodness😱 I'm so sorry bout that
The doctor told my Papa to stop drinking liquor, specifically moonshine, so he just cut back his order and started "officially" drinking Mountain Dew...LOL!
Two of my grandfather's cousins operated what was the largest moonshine still agents had ever found in the state of Alabama at the time. It was a difficult period for their families when the operation was busted up but when the going gets tough, the tough rebuild in an even more remote holler.
@@teslagirl1 LOL! Gotta do whatcha gotta do. My Papa (grandfather) was his friend's "taste tester"...LOL! Years after my Papa died my Daddy and uncles were still finding his "toothache medicine"...LOL! He said it'd cure anything that ailed ya...
I was selected for a jury that was hearing a case involving drinking and driving a motorcycle. One of the questions everyone had to answer was if we had ever had anyone arrested due to alcohol. When my turn came up, I spoke about my Kentucky born and raised grandfather. I said that he had had a moonshine contraption that took the revenuers a very long time to find, but once they did it was smashed. For some reason every person in that courtroom found that hilarious.
FYI: the person accused, was a huge guy and he looked like he could crush someone very easily. All the other jurors did not want to be the foreman of that jury. After 30+ minutes of hearing “nope not me”, I said ok. After two hours of discussion we came to a verdict. I have to confess that when I had to stand and say “guilty”, I did not look at him.
@@slcRN1971 I hear ya! I'm sure he looked like one of those dudes who took up bar fighting as a hobby...LOL!
Worst whoopin' I ever got from my Grandfather in Alabama came after my brother piped up that"We saw a moonshine still"
Pop knew exactly which neighbor's land we'd been on & because I was the oldest,reminded me with his belt that we had been told to stay away from there when hunting or visiting the neighbors granddaughter.
My mama and I both use the soap in the sheet trick for our legs - works like a charm!
As bad a rep as WebMD gets, I actually successfully diagnosed my husband's staph infection and got him into the urgent care clinic ASAP. He thought it was a spider bite, and it might have started that way (not that spiders carry it but that any open wound can get infected with it) but... yup. Tests were negative for MRSA at least. He still has a scar, years later. That was nasty business. I'm glad he listened to me.
LMBO all of these are so true. Doctors should dock $100 for every hour you wait on them. I've waited 3 hours for 1 doctor and she had no patients.
If that was me, I never wait longer than 45 minutes, then I leave. And on my way out, I tell the receptionist, "Don't even THINK about charging me, because I never even SAW the doctor!!!!"
Yeah, I have had that happen to me as well. Annoying is to put it very mildly.
@@laurelsexton3309 I felt that way but my GI doctor has saved my life.
@@Maeglin7936 yes it is.
Probably some legitimate excuses for having to wait, especially as the day goes on. But I worked for an OB/GYN. One morning, she called her office (from the kitchen), and asked “Is my first patient there yet? Ok. Tell her I’ll be with her in a minute.” Her patient was in the exam room, and she hadn’t even left the house!
"The doctor says I need a variety of things in my diet, so now I drink coffee and red bull in the morning" *shakes violently
Watching 4 hours of Auburn football each week has aged me 10 years. I don’t know how much more my nerves can take. 😩
Try being a Heart Attack Hog fan 🖕🤣😭 . SEC! SEC! SEC!
Switch to the Crimson Tide and your stress and anxiety will roll away. Roll Tide Roll!
Talia that green top looks lovely on you xx
Sonic!!! OMG, I miss the South!! Why did I ever go to Yankee Land in the first place??? Oh yeah, it was for union wages in the auto industry..... now I'm unemployed and looking south!!!! All I need is an acre and a mobile home. And maybe a ride to go get a greasy double cheese burger #2 at Sonic!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!
Become a farmer there is a lot of great land and in north Florida you rarely do not go without customers
@@wyattwilliams2457 Sounds good, but I have a CDIB from the Cherokee Nation and need to go to Oklahoma. At retirement age the bennies of medical outweigh most concerns. Good luck and take care.
Moved from Oklahoma, a Sonic in every town no matter how small, to Ohio. There are Sonics here but definitely not as many.
@@stevew6138 Check in the Carolinas if that CDIB doesnt' hold there too. It might...and the foothills of the Smokies is good land.
Come on back! Might wanna wait til after Hurricane Season 😂
🤭🤭🤭 I to have to take off my shoes and/or coat before getting my weight checked and i tell them to subtract 2 pounds just in case im bloated.
My doctor had multiple exam rooms and I told him over and over that the scale in the main room always had me 3 pounds heavier than the scale in the side room. He shrugged me off until one day, just to shut me up, he weighed me on both scales. And of course, I was right! Poor man stood there with his mouth open for a while...
@@notthatyouasked6656 Had that happen to me too.
Damn straight.
@@notthatyouasked6656 I always tell them that their scale needs to be calibrated. How can it stay accurate with 75+ people hopping up on it everyday.
@@jeanbean1390 Right. Plus, I had gone to the ER the night before with vomiting, then to my P C the next day and the PC scale registered me 12 lbs heavier! Sheesh!
The cell phone thing is REAL! Living rural, you got to go somewhere other then you live to get signal, LMBO
We have to have a landline at home.
I go as far as taking my shoes off before they weigh me.
Well, I do set my purse down. It weighs close to 5 lbs.
I thought you were supposed to.
@@pamelabrown7204 A lot of doctor offices are wanting to rush people to the room (where they make you wait an obscene amount of time), so they are like "eh, it only adds a couple pounds. It doesn't make much difference."
(*giving doc the Eye* It Does matter...)
“The doctor told me to have a variety of foods so I have more energy, so now I have coffee AND RED BULL.” *hands shake* *nervous red bull energy increases*
LOVE THESE SKITS!!! In my late 50s and we finally have this channel that shows the world what I've been living for most of my life! It's true when they say, 'Life is funnier than reality.'
Back in the 90s I had to plant a stick in the yard to remember where the signal spot was!!
"When they ask if you smoke or drink, it's not an offer"
that's how they getcha
When you get back there, they're going to ask you if you drink or smoke...., It's not an offer. Hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
Love it when I meet someone I know in the waiting room, they always ask "are you sick?" I always say, no just stopped by to schedule my lobotomy .
Bawahahaha! 👍👍👍
I'M STEALING THAT!!!
This is really funny because I was listening to Bill Engvall Here's Your Sugn before this!
They're going to ask if you smoke or drink. Its not an offer. I think I scared my neighbors laughing that loud. Next time my doctor asks if I drink I'll act like he's taking orders.
Dude, that Ivory soap thing? I've been doing it for years, and it totally works.
Child: gets yeeted
Wonka: oh noooo *anyways*
It's not Wonka's factory without the Oompa Loompas
They are in the back in the pharmacy.
@@alvick353 I don’t know why, but I found this extremely funny, 😂
Oddest thing I've heard at the doctors office wasn't from a fellow patient. It was from the OB nurses asking me to go "tee-tee" in a cup before my monthly prenatal visits. Always made me feel like I was 4. I mentioned that to an OB nurse friend of mine and she said, "Well of course they did! How do they say it up north where you're from?" (I'm from Iowa originally.) And so I told her, "They just say, 'Can you please give me a urine sample?'" My friend said, "Oh. That does make sense." ;-)
I am laughing so hard right now!!! Thank you for this!
My mil (when we were soon to leave a restaurant) used to ask my husband, "Do you need to go peepee, D. ?" Even when he was in his 50's.
@@julietellsthetruth4811 Glad I could make you laugh. ;-)
In my experience, people are somewhat squeamish about talking about that kind of thing here.
Under Mama's medical history do you think they want to know everything she's officially been diagnosed with or what she just claims she has, I almost fell out of my chair... LMAO 🤣😂
Talia and Jada are so beautiful. Got to love our Southern girls.
SIMP
When the doctor tells you to lose weight but they're more out of shape than you😳
"You sure these are side effects cos it sounds like a normal trip to Krystal."
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
White castles
@@rayjohnson2387 White Castle is very similar to Krystal but rarely found in the South if at all.
@@sallyphillips9175 I live in Missouri...we have white castles..but I've been to Georgia and had Krystals...they're about the same...greasy lol
@@rayjohnson2387 Yes they are. I live just outside Chattanooga where Krystal's HQ is, so Krystal is EVERYWHERE here. I hate them. Everyone calls them gut bombs. Accurate. lol
@@sallyphillips9175 the only time I ever ate white castles was back in the 80s...usually around 3am...after I'd been drinking at the club all night and only had a few bucks left on me lol
"Normal trip to Krystal's" 🤣🤣🤣
Me watches the video all the way through and then rewatch it to read the comments
I always come out of Walgreens with an impulse snack. Moon pies this week.
Go to the Flower's Bakery outlet. They got the REAL sized Moon Pies...IN FLAVORS!!! In whole boxes!
Dr asked me if I had a flu shot and I said no thank you I had a shot of Jack Daniels instead.
I had an accident in shepherdsville Kentucky the doctor asked , do you do drugs? I am from California It was funny we both had a good laugh. Downey California
My best friend used to live in shepherdsville!!!
I had cousins in Downey.❤️
I live right outside Shepherdsville
Hi y'all from Martinsburg WV! ❤️😀👍
Lord help, I’m in Kentucky....
....and we used to live in Riverside County, California. I’m from Kentucky, he’s the So Cal boy.
I used to work in healthcare in Alabama. If it's straight up crazy, I've probably heard it. One of my faves:
"I drove all the way from Decatur to Birminhayum and my blood pressure was ZERO OVER ZERO! I was a walkin' dead woman!"
Oooh, Lord.
I spent five years as a pharmacy tech, working retail pharmacy. Five. Years.
You will hear it all in your first year. No, I don’t want to see your inflamed cyst. No, I can’t prescribe you anything, I’m not a doctor, and no, I don’t want to see your rash. Ma’am, I can call your doctor’s office and let them know your insurance requires prior authorization, I can’t actually make them do a dang thing to get one. No sir, there is a national shortage of that medication, I cannot “just order it”.
And folks wonder why I will be half dead and say, “Naw, I ain’t that sick, I’m FINE,” and actually have either my husband, my mother, or both insist on driving me to the ER.
@@katefarr2036
Bless you. That's one job I never had and wouldn't do for any salary.
@@jshepard152 most of us drank a lot. I now work in ambulance billing. The upside is I have a lot of patience, and I never have to be face to face with anyone. The downside is insurance makes me insane, and I may rage chew gum. As opposed to rage drinking. Because that’s frowned on.
@@katefarr2036
Only in some occupations! My friend is in accounting and they drink wine all afternoon most days. When I started drinking a bottle after work I decided that maybe healthcare wasn't the very best place for me.
One time I was filling out an application for food stamps or something and they want to know if you were in jail or a citizen and then they asked if you expected to die in the next 90 days ...
This is my family, every single one of them is in my family. It's like Twilight Zone.
Omg, that realization at the end 🤣🤣
Healthcare provider living with children in the South - I've seen pretty much all of these from both sides. So very true, yall.
😂😂😂”I just checked on Web MD ….It’s polio”. That’s what we all do. Doctors like that. 😂
Jus cut out all your clothing tags and when they ask what size you are say,"For what country?." All sizes are different for each counrty. Giggle.
Yep. I'm obese in California, but anorexic in Alabama.
I'm an extra small in every country but I weigh in at 160 lbs so it varies from state to state in the US😶.
Im 5' 8" and before the meds was 139 now 165......Wha tha Heck lol. One day they will hv a med that makes you loose weight giggle.
I'm cuddle sized.
Especially Asian made clothing. They don't have my size girl there to make the "right" size for extra large. Every time. It is at least 2 sizes too small.
I also think that it's crazy that your blood pressure is normal but for some odd reason it gets higher when the doctor sees ya
I think it’s called "white coat syndrome." Some enlightened doctors take a blood pressure at the start of the patient’s visit and another at the end. The end-of-visit BP is recorded as the "accurate" one.
That last one was uncalled for. You didn't have to drag me like that.
Fabulous video, as always.
When she got that list of healthy foods I just knew she was going to look for mac and cheese 😂
or Cheese grits!
Wouldn't you!?😂
When they ask me if I am allergic to anything I tell them no. Just needles
"Coffee AND Red Bull."!?
Preach it sister, I'll turn the pages 😷👍
I work in a medical center clinic and yep, I have heard a few of these or something pretty close ? Ha !
"Sounds like a normal trip to Krystal's." HA! YES! Love it!
Okay it's a southern thing, are you spying on me? I literally went to the doc today 😂😂
When she said on family history to put what her mom was diagnosed with or what she thought she had...sis...lol
Ah ha ha! I thought I was the only one who thought Walgreens has an exceptional candy selection!!!
Legit feeling fine as soon as you get to the doctor's office is the most frustrating thing!!!!
I can relate to going to the doctors and feeling like I have gotten well just from stepping inside the office...lol
The first time I was in a doctor's office in GA I realized I wasn't the youngest person there. I was diagnosed with cancer at 39 and on Cocoa BBC I was a youngster. I forgot sickle cell was also treated by hematologist and oncologist. While in the waiting room I heard a woman refer to having the "sugar". It was an eye opening experience.
It's not a Southern thing...it's a Southern thang.
Hey! WebMD may not always be right, or even close for that matter, but it always gives you options! 😅
"I know what I need to treat. What are the treatments for Munchausen by Proxy? My Momma says I have that bad."
@@Stevarooni That is so funny! That reminds me of watching House!
The weight thing is SO accurate. My mom would say that each time 😂 and that the scale at the doctors office always add at least an extra 10 pounds or something
☺️💛🙏So much talent!Thanks for making me laugh!💕🧡🌸
"It's not that bad, Doc. I was just helping a baby brahma calf that couldn't figure out how to get out of the barn. It started bawlin,' and its mama cleared a five foot fence like a deer and was coming after me like hell after a goat. I didn't know I could climb up to those barn rafters that fast, but soon as I got up there, dad-gum if there wasn't a chicken-snake layin' up there eatin' birds' eggs. We were eye-to-eye for a second. Then he flicked his tongue out, and I swung down into the feed room, but caught my hand on an old go-devil I used to split wood with. Yeah, that's been about a week ago. I washed it good with Lava soap, and been putting kerosene on it, but there's these red streaks coming out of it now. My wife said she'd make me a lemon ice-box pie for supper if I'd come in and let you take a look at it."
You can get signal at the dollar general if you stand like the Statue of Liberty🤣
Lol, years ago when I was getting weighed I kept thinking of UFC weigh ins, so when the nice nurse said my weight I stayed on the scale, looked straight at an imaginary crowd then flexed and then raised my arms. She was weirded out at first then I 'splained, haha.
Ha ha, I'm still the "cool aunt" !! Hilarious
It's amazing what questions you have fill out on paper the receptionist gives so u can give it dr
Great script, excellent performances!
$300 doctor bill just to check your thyroid is straight facts because I have to get mine checked at least once a year. Thanks, Hashimoto's Disease.
When he said “ it sounds like a normal trip at Krystal’s” 😆👍🏾👍🏾
Aw man, I was about to make myself some Mac N' Cheese too...
A table spoon whiskey and some horehound candy that will fix ya right up. Also an onion and sugar will cut Thur that congestion. Don't forget rock candy and whiskey mixed together. All these will get you feeling better in no time ☺️☺️☺️
Coffee and Red Bull
I can't...LOL
I'm at the doctors office, y'all!
Good luck!
Oh man, that ding near the end made me freak out; that's the same exact sound for when I get a "RED ALERT AT WORK!" message. xD
Dianes new hair is so cute
Y'all forgot when you see someone you know, they always ask. Are you sick? Lol
What happen to...
Renaissance Bank, The best bank in the South?!
Idk...
Seems like they’re playing Where’s Waldo with their locations
Went to SEC Shorts
Sonic Slushies YESSSS
I want one now.
I wouldn't survive having to watch more than one Auburn game a year.
1:53 One time one of my teachers actually had Red Bull and coffee in the morning before school started, and was OFF. THE. CHARTS.
They should do Southerns say at the Dentist
No need for the dentist when you have no teeth.
J Shepard 😂
@@haircandykina
😊
The lobby at the dentist’s office is quiet as the grave, anticipating the needle I reckon.....
“I have soft teeth” 😂
Hahaha, that soap trick for RLS really is the only thing that would help me. Then I did keto, and it never wakes me up now. I couldn't sleep over anywhere unless I had a bar of soap in my bag.
That's my mama everyday it's a new symptom, some I never heard of...🤨🤨
That was my mom too. 😣
That's not a southern thing, that's EVERY doctors office in America.