How old am I , five minutes in I finally figured out I had already watched this whole thing. Life is good, I can now watch videos several times and each time they are new and just as funny.
I have watched this before, but totally worth it again! He's coming here (Ketchikan, Alaska) tomorrow night! 2 others I deliberately watch repeatedly - Kevin Jordan - hilarious (short) black ex cop & Brandon Vestal-- Republicans Aren't Real People. Both on YT
@@emiliadavis8247 he is funny most of the time, the restaurant stuff just hits different. I was like, "I love this guy" and then "I will mess up his order on purpose." I think you get where I'm coming from lol
This guy is hilarious! I love Dry Bar for introducing funny, clean comics. Now I just need the pandemic to be done so we can see these folks in person.
I said same thing as im a born again christian and I don't judge anyone of swearing ..I was one of the worst..when God made me ready to except his spirit in my heart this trucker broke down and cried in shame and joy cuz there is no other feeling like his love and knowing he has forgiven me..
dry bar is GOLD - you find clean comedians really challenging themselves on clean comedy, top notch actually. I hear drybar all the time, great comedians.
"All I want for Christmas is a fish sandwich!". Classic. Stuck in my head a year later. You have achieved legend status with my dad. "Eleventeen hot dogs to go!" I watched him grab a hot dog out of boiling water with 2 fingers and eat it. Love ya brother and thanks for the laughs. Just realized my dad may be a one star people. Lmao
I’m one of those people who sees something once and then I’m done. This man is the first exception to that in my 70 years of loving laughter. This guy is lik😊e new joy every time I think of fish sandwiches! He’s just hysterical!
The MRI joke is the single most relatable thing to come out a comic's mouth. Seriously traumatizing. Takes me back to the war, and I've never been in a war.
Yes! The one I had, provided by the VA, sounded like I was inside a metal trash can and people were banging on it with hammers. Greg actually understated the experience.
Gotta love the briefest head shake in the world. ..clever unique and perfectly executed My wife and I try to repeat if at times - never quite succeeding
I was out with a couple that I went to school with . This was 20 some years after we graduated. I was divorced. We're leaving the bar and the wife says " I have a friend I can fix you up with. The last couple I fixed up ended up getting married ". Before I could say, no thanks,her husband says "That's it Beth, scare him off with the threat of marriage "
When he said sepeerated I died 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s freaking hilarious ! why doesn’t he have his own special on Netflix yet? I can watch a marathon of him ..
He had me floored! I had tears rolling down my face. I sympathize with the plantar fasciitis. Standing in the middle of the street while people look at you like you are special is REAL. Yes, that stupid song is in my head and I will never eat a fish sandwich again without giggling. I needed this today.
I started cross country in 6th grade. I remember hearing the term and being worried I'd miss school and fail classes because I'd miss tests and assignments, but was simultaneously disappointed that we never left our county.
Lol I remember asking a girl in my 9th grade art class what cross country was. And she lied to me and said they got to run across the state of Texas and if they were good enough they’d build up to running across America. And I almost joined the team. Then my track buddy gave me the 411. Smh, made me feel so dumb.
*ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A FISH SANDWICH!!!* Friggin hilarious dude...hope to see more of his works. He's like one of the funniest grumpy old man I've ever seen. And that fastest head shakes still got me on stitches...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even better than Walter doing a bidduuummmamaa.aay!??? Impersonation ..least Walter has his faculties about him ..even he'd be a better choice and ole.jeff as vice president..lmao
Yeah I’ve watched that part at least 50 times. That is hands down one of the best jokes ever. “ no no I love Karen. Greg you should marry Karen!” ( quick head shake)
No matter how bad things seem to be going for me . All I have to do is turn on dry comedy and before the first break I'm laughing my butt off. And I have to tell you I had forgotten how to laugh. I thought the fish sandwich song was going to make me die laughing. Right now I have tears in my eyes from thinking. About it . Thank you Dry Bar for bring back some laughter to my life.
I didn’t think in my early twenties right before my birthday, that I’d have the pleasure of receiving an MRI, but if I had to describe my experience… I’d say he did a great job doing it.
Love this guy, I'm in the UK & had never heard of him. I always watch the new DryBar video & have come across so many new brilliant comedians. I then search YT for any channels or just other videos they may have. I fell lucky with Greg, although I can't find a channel for him, he has got a stand-up special on Prime. 🇬🇧💗🇬🇧💗🇬🇧💗🇬🇧💗🇬🇧
He's funny and humble at the same time. We should see more of this fine comedian. I can relate to the shake of the head signal given by my girlfriends hubbies to me and i am a woman! lol...i am happy to be single and that is the path i chose to go in life and yet i still feel i have had a lot of fun with friends and family along the way...Good luck Greg and keep on making them smile!
This guy is insanely hilarious. They type of guy you blind date with and end up laughing all night . He would have me dying laughing. His humor makes him sexy.
Feels like I just laughed for 40 straight mins, what a great way to start my Sunday! I have seen Greg Warren's other stand up video and both are solid gold comedy! And clean to boot, that's hard to do nowadays. Good job Greg, I love you!!! 🤣😍😂🤩
The fish sandwich thing is so funny because when I was a server I use to sing my orders back to myself then at the server station sing them out loud so I'd get extra tips for not writing down my orders and other servers hated it because they'd come into work the next day and tell me how all night my songs were stuck in their head.
Restaurants are in trouble! Yesterday hubby and I went out to eat and the first SEVEN restaurants had a note on their door saying they couldn't hire a second shift staff so they were going to be closing at 2pm for the foreseeable future!
I laughed so many times throughout this performance, but at the last joke about the frog I laughed so hard for such a long time. This guy is brilliant.
This guy Greg Warren is just absolutely amazing. It's rare to see comedians with this level of constantly good delivery. I cannot get over how naturally professional he is!
I have watched this video a few times now and the memory of the jokes, especially “All I Want For Christmas Is A Fish Sandwich”, it’s great. I Love it, it’s funny.
One of my all-time favorite comics! His comedy style and attitude matches mine. Would love to run into him here in STL. Looking forward to the clubs re-opening.
@Liberty Forever Who's heckling? I'll still be polite and accept the compliment, (thank you!) but it feels undeserved. All I did was make a joke, can't you take a joke? I thought you'd get a chuckle out of it, not get upset. Sorry if you felt insulted somehow!✌
I Love Greg Warren, saw him live at the monkey bone but heard him first in Bob and Tom. I have so much in common with this guy. we could be brothers lol only im 42 so here we go.
I’ve been listening to Greg on Sirius for 2 years. Fell in love with him! this is the first time I’ve seen what he looks like. NOTHING what I thought! I really like it! 😘
Whew! That was a blast! Speed, delivery, never broke character, voices, play on words! Just great!
Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.
Greg deserves his own show, he is so funny.
Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.
I can’t get over his delivery and jokes. They are like high end dad jokes. 😂
Best way to describe him 😂
😂😂high end Dad jokes 😂😂😂😂
Very high end 😂
My 8 year old was listening with me and asked, “Are these like dad jokes?” Lol
Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.
How old am I , five minutes in I finally figured out I had already watched this whole thing. Life is good, I can now watch videos several times and each time they are new and just as funny.
I thought I was the only one...😂😅😂
I was most of the way in before I realized that I had seen it before. So, I fully understand.
Same here! 😅😅 And I'm still watching it!! Scary, yes????🤣🤣🤣
@@carolemascarini2036 Indeed!
I have watched this before, but totally worth it again!
He's coming here (Ketchikan, Alaska) tomorrow night!
2 others I deliberately watch repeatedly - Kevin Jordan - hilarious (short) black ex cop
& Brandon Vestal-- Republicans Aren't Real People.
Both on YT
that headshake is all tooo real LOOL
The old man voice is legendary 👏🏾
“Nice job, Crumbs” 😂
For real I showed my girlfriend this dude just because of that voice
Perfect
Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.
How can anybody in their right mind, give this guy a thumbs down??!?! He had me in stitches, laughing so hard, all the way through!! 💖
It's all them fruit wagons lol
You absolutely right. He is brilliant. Clean cut standup. Love it!
You've apparently never worked in a restaurant
@@adamminard6725 I have, and it can be rough, physically, from the customers, as well as what we hear
@@emiliadavis8247 he is funny most of the time, the restaurant stuff just hits different. I was like, "I love this guy" and then "I will mess up his order on purpose." I think you get where I'm coming from lol
The first comedian to make me really laugh out loud in a while... LOVE him!!!
😂😂😂😂
This is one of the best comedians I’ve heard in a long time. 😂
This guy is hilarious! I love Dry Bar for introducing funny, clean comics. Now I just need the pandemic to be done so we can see these folks in person.
I said same thing as im a born again christian and I don't judge anyone of swearing ..I was one of the worst..when God made me ready to except his spirit in my heart this trucker broke down and cried in shame and joy cuz there is no other feeling like his love and knowing he has forgiven me..
@@ricatoni2 Great testimony.
@@johnnydough8841 ty bro
@@ricatoni2 FYI...it's "accept"...not "except".
Me too Jennifer
The Top Hat - " 'John Wilks Booth' put him out of business!" 😂😂
I dig how calm he is, yet still be hilarious. 👍👍
w- what?
Yeah that understated style works really well.
Isn't the style deadpan?
Me too
@@timothyfloogle : No. Steven Wright does deadpan.
dry bar is GOLD - you find clean comedians really challenging themselves on clean comedy, top notch actually. I hear drybar all the time, great comedians.
Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.
I watch this one when I want to feel better immediately. He is so witty. Very intelligent and imaginative. I will never tire of the "get a job, hippy"
His voice and how he says stuff is hilarious…
I have found that the cure for feeling better is a fish sandwich...
Admit it you started singing it lol 😆
Yes!!!! I felt that way
"All I want for Christmas is a fish sandwich!". Classic. Stuck in my head a year later. You have achieved legend status with my dad. "Eleventeen hot dogs to go!" I watched him grab a hot dog out of boiling water with 2 fingers and eat it. Love ya brother and thanks for the laughs. Just realized my dad may be a one star people. Lmao
😂😂😂
Wha…?
"I was wearing loafers" had me rolling on the floor. The dog thought I was having a fit.
My dog gets freaked when I cough lol, she looks at me like I'm possessed or dying!
He needs to start bringing a sign with him that says "in the bathroom, not done yet. Do not take my food" 🤣😂
I’m one of those people who sees something once and then I’m done. This man is the first exception to that in my 70 years of loving laughter. This guy is lik😊e new joy every time I think of fish sandwiches! He’s just hysterical!
Have you seen his "the salesman" special? Had me rolling too.
I’m with you King. I’ve watched his videos many times.
Same. 64 yrs
Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.
The MRI joke is the single most relatable thing to come out a comic's mouth. Seriously traumatizing.
Takes me back to the war, and I've never been in a war.
I come back to watch it again and again
Or that cage they put around your head 😖
So true , its awful
LOL
Yes! The one I had, provided by the VA, sounded like I was inside a metal trash can and people were banging on it with hammers. Greg actually understated the experience.
I love watching a standup comedian, that has me laughing out loud instead of just smiles and chuckles.
Went to the bathroom and returned to a family of five at his table. I laughed so dang hard. He is wonderful.
I really like this guy! He’s great 👍🏻. I need a laugh right now. Always can count on Drybar for a good time! 😂😃
Love his humor and presentation! Very handsome, too!
It's a repost, but still gold. Love his voices
Yeah, what's up with all those reposts lately?!
Probably not a lot of new material due to the pandemic.
We'll get a ton of pandemic jokes pretty soon
@@mauboy1983 i would imagine because every idiotic state is not allowing people in clubs for "covid" BS. There is no new routines right now
I've never seen this so I'm loving it
Gotta love the briefest head shake in the world. ..clever unique and perfectly executed My wife and I try to repeat if at times - never quite succeeding
I was out with a couple that I went to school with . This was 20 some years after we graduated. I was divorced. We're leaving the bar and the wife says " I have a friend I can fix you up with. The last couple I fixed up ended up getting married ". Before I could say, no thanks,her husband says "That's it Beth, scare him off with the threat of marriage "
Now I know what happens to whiners when they do stand-up.
I'm pretty impressed. I laughed several times hysterically. Great job.
Incredible comic. Need to see more of him!
I want to buy a steak from him.
When he said sepeerated I died 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’s freaking hilarious ! why doesn’t he have his own special on Netflix yet? I can watch a marathon of him ..
"Luther, the blade of grass"
That's as random as they come🤣🤣🤣
This man, where's he at💗
"What do you want to drink?"
"Assorted beverages."
Lol!
He had me floored! I had tears rolling down my face. I sympathize with the plantar fasciitis. Standing in the middle of the street while people look at you like you are special is REAL. Yes, that stupid song is in my head and I will never eat a fish sandwich again without giggling. I needed this today.
He do a really great job with old man's impressions.
I started cross country in 6th grade. I remember hearing the term and being worried I'd miss school and fail classes because I'd miss tests and assignments, but was simultaneously disappointed that we never left our county.
😂
Lol I remember asking a girl in my 9th grade art class what cross country was. And she lied to me and said they got to run across the state of Texas and if they were good enough they’d build up to running across America. And I almost joined the team. Then my track buddy gave me the 411. Smh, made me feel so dumb.
@@breethomas9555 TV. Y. Up u. U. I.
Ug. Y. Y. Y. G. Yy u. L. is.
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Restaurant manager to a solo diner: "So what brings you here?" Him: "food mostly, I heard you had it, I wanted to eat it"🤣🤣🤣
Or my two feet attached to my hungry body.
@@earlhollar1906 🤣🤣Love it!
"So what brings you here?"
....
...
...
...
W-What?
When people ask me what brought me here I tell him it was my car!
🎉
*ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A FISH SANDWICH!!!*
Friggin hilarious dude...hope to see more of his works. He's like one of the funniest grumpy old man I've ever seen.
And that fastest head shakes still got me on stitches...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even better than Walter doing a bidduuummmamaa.aay!??? Impersonation ..least Walter has his faculties about him ..even he'd be a better choice and ole.jeff as vice president..lmao
Yeah I’ve watched that part at least 50 times. That is hands down one of the best jokes ever. “ no no I love Karen. Greg you should marry Karen!” ( quick head shake)
apparently she was hungry. I bet it works sometimes. How many people would get her one to get her to shut up.
🐟😂🐟
I ways one of the ones who had it in my head the next day😅
As a runner his jokes were so on point.
The cross country coach said every day
"run to there -
then run back."
"Run"
No matter how bad things seem to be going for me . All I have to do is turn on dry comedy and before the first break I'm laughing my butt off. And I have to tell you I had forgotten how to laugh. I thought the fish sandwich song was going to make me die laughing. Right now I have tears in my eyes from thinking. About it . Thank you Dry Bar for bring back some laughter to my life.
You gotta listen to the lyrics, man, you're getting caught up in the beat!!!
Wow, this guy is hysterical! I rarely literally LOL but he's so clever and has great delivery, too funny!
"Where is your wife?"
-Uh we're actually sepirated😂
No one spells "separated" as "sepirated". You missed the joke. It was "seperated".... Doh!
@@jimswenson6131 shut up jim
@@bootygrabber4000 Did yo mama teach you to talk that way?
I have seen this special a few times, but I still think he is one of the top comedians there are.
Okay, this guy was outrageously funny! We were in pain watching this one! Great job Greg!
@born2xlr8 yep f
YES!!
One punchline after the other! I have watched this more than once. He is calmly hilarious 🤣
I didn’t think in my early twenties right before my birthday, that I’d have the pleasure of receiving an MRI, but if I had to describe my experience… I’d say he did a great job doing it.
Love this guy, I'm in the UK & had never heard of him. I always watch the new DryBar video & have come across so many new brilliant comedians. I then search YT for any channels or just other videos they may have. I fell lucky with Greg, although I can't find a channel for him, he has got a stand-up special on Prime. 🇬🇧💗🇬🇧💗🇬🇧💗🇬🇧💗🇬🇧
Omg I'm laughing so hard,tears are running down my face
Love his medical terms " Hurtis Alotis" 😆😆😆
I am this man! Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@denasharpe2393 00000000
I've had that condition the last 40 years.
Count me in too
Witty, clever, intelligent and very relatable. Loved it.
He's funny and humble at the same time. We should see more of this fine comedian. I can relate to the shake of the head signal given by my girlfriends hubbies to me and i am a woman! lol...i am happy to be single and that is the path i chose to go in life and yet i still feel i have had a lot of fun with friends and family along the way...Good luck Greg and keep on making them smile!
“I can’t hurdle.. if I could hurdle I’d be over that fence and you’d never see me again” 😂😂😂
This guy is so funny!!! What a hoot...
I needed some great laughter!
This guy is insanely hilarious. They type of guy you blind date with and end up laughing all night . He would have me dying laughing. His humor makes him sexy.
I love Greg Warren! Bring him back!
The Last joke made me laugh so stinking hard ! " They said CLEAR"
Feels like I just laughed for 40 straight mins, what a great way to start my Sunday! I have seen Greg Warren's other stand up video and both are solid gold comedy! And clean to boot, that's hard to do nowadays. Good job Greg, I love you!!! 🤣😍😂🤩
Great routine and definitely funny as hell.
The old man voice just kept getting funnier 😂
"Nobody's talking to you rutabaga head!"
"It loses 90% of it's value, as soon as you drive it off the lot... Then you gonna get diabetus two days later"
“Assorted beverages!”
Steak and pork
Next time I'm at outback... "I'll have the Signature Steaks with the Freshly Made Sides and an Irresistible Deserts please. "
The fish sandwich thing is so funny because when I was a server I use to sing my orders back to myself then at the server station sing them out loud so I'd get extra tips for not writing down my orders and other servers hated it because they'd come into work the next day and tell me how all night my songs were stuck in their head.
LMAO I do that 😂👈💀
Too funny! Lmao
@@payableondeath9091 I use to live it. Plan on doing the same as an owner next year. Gonna make work fun again.
Restaurants are in trouble! Yesterday hubby and I went out to eat and the first SEVEN restaurants had a note on their door saying they couldn't hire a second shift staff so they were going to be closing at 2pm for the foreseeable future!
I laughed so many times throughout this performance, but at the last joke about the frog I laughed so hard for such a long time. This guy is brilliant.
Great talent, brilliant delivery, very funny!
I think he's one of my favorites I've seen XD him playing stupid is hilarious XD
I'm screaming in laughter!!!!
Greg, you are hilarious!!
You've set the tone for my life!!! ❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
Laughed out loud all the way through this performance! Delighted to have discovered this comic.
This guy is hilarious!! I have laughed out loud so much that my face cheeks and tummy hurt!!😂😂❤❤
😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤🎉
I laughed and laughed and laughed. Totally relatable and highly entertaining.
If watched a LOT of Dry Bar Comedy and seen some amazing comics. This guy takes the cake! Truly hilarious! By the way, my grandson invented eggs. 😆
Yeah... But did the chicken invent your grandson... While crossing the road?
Lots of laughs from this guy's act!
This guy Greg Warren is just absolutely amazing. It's rare to see comedians with this level of constantly good delivery. I cannot get over how naturally professional he is!
I have watched this video a few times now and the memory of the jokes, especially “All I Want For Christmas Is A Fish Sandwich”, it’s great. I Love it, it’s funny.
Loved it, very funny. Laughed out loud several times- true sign of a great comic!
I have watched this one video so many times and I still laugh every time.
My 5th time. Today was a bad day, and I knew where to get my laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of my all-time favorite comics! His comedy style and attitude matches mine. Would love to run into him here in STL. Looking forward to the clubs re-opening.
This guy is hilarious. Relatable comedy you never see is the best.
Outstanding 😊
Greg Warren is hilarious! I'd love to attend one of his shows! Come to Houston Mr. Warren! BE SAFE, GOD BLESS!🇺🇲🙏❤
We are close in age and your comedy is very relatable!
He's really funny.
@Liberty Forever HE'S REALLY FUNNY.
@Liberty Forever Well you nailed it lol.
@Liberty Forever Who's heckling? I'll still be polite and accept the compliment, (thank you!) but it feels undeserved. All I did was make a joke, can't you take a joke? I thought you'd get a chuckle out of it, not get upset. Sorry if you felt insulted somehow!✌
We saw him a few weeks ago in St Louis. He is the best comedian I have ever seen. He had me rolling🤣
I ran cross country in high school. Well, one day I missed the bus.
Hysterical! Brilliant!
I've seen this sooo many times...I love this guy!!!! The jokes are great,he is hilarious!😁😄😁😄
I love this set, have watched it countless times
Same. :)
"FOOTIS HURTIS ALOTUS"
I felt that!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks!
I Love Greg Warren, saw him live at the monkey bone but heard him first in Bob and Tom. I have so much in common with this guy. we could be brothers lol only im 42 so here we go.
Funny guy. Had to work this weekend and had various Dry Bar Comedy videos playing in background to keep me company. Thx.
From cross country to MRIs he hit the nail on the head with every joke
A great laugh the second time round. Watch it again. You'll luvvit.
“He’s a vagrant Muriel he just wants money” 😂
I’ve been listening to Greg on Sirius for 2 years. Fell in love with him! this is the first time I’ve seen what he looks like. NOTHING what I thought! I really like it! 😘
He's 1 of my favorites! 🤣
The head shake kills me😂 lol!!
The cat thing is absolutely sooo true!
He's funny - good stories full of surprises, original material.
Dude. You’re funny. Don’t stop!
I sure am glad I found this man. He is hilarious!
He's pretty good. It takes brains to be this funny without vulgarity
The fog and the frog were wonderfully funny. Not to mention "clear" ! Can't forget those two jokes!
The last bit made me get up from my desk laughing so hard. I feel like ppl have been playing dumb on purpose now omg😭😂