Running Isn't For Old People. Greg Warren - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 24 бер 2020
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"My grandson invented eggs!" I can't stop laughing!! Even when I tried going to sleep after watching Greg, I would start to laugh right as I was dozing off. Thank you!!
I owe my sanity to this channel. It’s the cure for depression. Every comedian on here is hilarious without fail.
Same 👍
Same
I agree! When I feel down I go straight for Dry Bar !!
You said it brother. I was so depressed I started watching these comedians that day and I sat ALL day watching one after another. Made my day.
Agreed. I save all my favorites. at least over 30 min to 1hr, then turn it on when I go to bed. It helps turn off my mind to the insanity of the day. Will almost always drift off within the hour. Yes, a lifesaver.
Everything about his act, the voice, tone, inflection, cadence, material and timing, pure gold.
Absolutely, just discovered this guy a few days ago, and was blown away by how good he is. You pretty well sum up everything that makes him stand out against the average comedian.
@@NoxiousRobhave you seen his The Salesman and also Where The Field Corn Grows specials?
3 specials and I think only one but is repeated.
@@elijahrobinson2362 I've watched The Salesman, that was actually the first I saw of him, after seeing a short clip of the peanut butter bit. Still looking forward to watching Where The Field Corn Grows.
I had to pause my TV sign into UA-cam just to give this man props he's one of the best I've ever seen on dry bar comedy and they have some really good Comedians...
Thanks Jay!
Ya done good, Greg! That is the highest compliment possible where I am from - Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.
I agree!
@@neillconroymni6906 thank you
@@GregWarren thank you for your genius comedy if this really is you Greg LoL
A lot of people use a lot of celebrity names on UA-cam but yeah I did have to sign in on my phone and give you props this had me laughing in tears also when I needed it the most that's a great thing that comedians do the way I look at it is that doing your job doing what you love but you're also saving lives too.
The Guy is HILARIOUS!!! Can't believe he'S single!!! He'd be a a riot to be with!!#
People have baggage and we don't know what his is
“All I want for Christmas is a Fish Sandwich “ ...Thanks so much! Now I can’t get that out of my head!
The “head shake” killed me! 😂👍
I don’t understand why this is the first time I’m hearing this guy, he’s great.
Clean comedians aren't the most popular ones
His old man voice is top tier!
Funny, love him.
Top tear. 😂
This guy is sooo good! "... Dude, she wants a FISH SANDWICH! You gotta listen to the lyrics, you're gettin' caught up in the beat, man!" - That was my favourite line!
Mine too
I ran cross country in high school and sir, you speak all facts!!!!! 🤣😂😂🤣😂
I ran cross country once. I was a sprinter. I held the lead for 400 yards.
My highschool cross country coach actually taught us a lot about nutrition, fitness, and mental endurance. I still use his hydration and dietary tips, stretching routines of his, and breathing exercises he taught my team. Most memorable saying of his that I still quote today is "Kids, best thing to have after a run is a banana and a beer." Thanks, Coach Aguilar!!!
@@jennifer9047 so you learned to drink?" I still use his hydration and dietary tips"
I ran it in College!
@@CALIBA88 that was a good joke.
I’m older now and was rolling in the floor 😂😂😂. Notice, us older folks are not offended when a comedian makes a joke about us. Take note younger ones. If you can’t laugh at yourself you are in trouble
This guy lifts me out of my DEEP seated depression that I have because of being tboned by a semi 5.5 years ago. How happy am I that I don't need a prescription for this! Thanks Greg!👍🙏❤
Absolutely love Greg!!! I found him on Netflix while recovering from surgery and watching A LOT of TV. Comedy helps heal, and there is no one more funny than Greg!!
This guy is my favorite. I have not laughed so hard in a long time. I love this guy!
Whats wrong with you?
And your pic is a cat! That is funny too!
I love cats
I saw him at a small club years back and laughed until I cried at several of his jokes. That's been about fifteen years ago and my wife and I still reference his jokes. Very, very funny guy. He needs a show based around his comedy the way they did Tim Allen.
Wow, he's been at it a while
Agree totally!❤
Greg Warren would be great for a sitcom about being 50 and no wife, no kids, with married friends that have grown kids. So funny!
A sad sit com?
That would not be funny. . .Maybe only funny to married people.
GREAT IDEA!!
I hope a producer reads this and makes it a reality. You should find a way to roll this idea up to the right people!
@@shadyman6346 Everybody Loves Raymond was about a couple living across the street from the husband's parents (wife's in laws) . Sad for them. Hilarious for us. For 9 seasons.
Yeah! Like Drew Carey! I could see that.
I saw this guy at a comedy club like 15 years ago, he has some of the most original material relatable to expectations versus reality.
That “ headshake” man to man to warn one another…. I had to replay that over and over!!!
I saw someone’s comment hes one joke away from
Being in a sitcom… I agree. He has the look and everything.
This guy is one of my favorites. I could watch him for hours!
The old man voice is legendary 👏🏾
“Nice job CRUMBS” 😂😂😂
-“How did you survive?”
-“I was wearing loafers”
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
Watched this in bed while hubby was sleeping and had to silent laugh so hard I cried at his Old Guy impersonation!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Listening to this and concentrating don't go hand in hand. Really funny stuff.
This guy has no dull moment on his set... such great delivery! He should do an old guy voiceover!
I agree, ain't stopped laugh'n since I clicked on'm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His old man voice is too funny.
Thanks dry bar. A laugh is a great relief from corona stress.
Still is in year two of the ever more extreme lockdowns. Hope he is still producing in year ten of this nonsense.
He’s so deadpan I love this dude!
OMG, I had to pause it a few places so I could keep laughing and not miss anything. "John Wilkes Booth put him out of business" just killed me.
Also: "That's why nobody answers my letters." He's so good!
So funny. 😂😂
More Greg Warren please!!!
Dining alone problems..he nailed it.
Yes, I was eating breakfast at a hotel last year and popped over to the buffet for a croissant - when I came back a few seconds later my whole breakfast had been cleared away! I now tell the wait staff that I am going to the restroom, briefly stepping away, will be right back. They tend to look at me strangely for giving tmi?
This guy is the best comedian I think I’ve ever heard. Truly lol funny. I needed that!
Man, I've watched this specific set so many times, and it just remains one of the all time best EVER!
Its 1 a m. I can't be laughing this hard I need to sleep! Omg too too funny!
HES SO HILARIOUS OMG HES KILLING ME 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All I want for Christmas is a fish sandwich! LOL I’m one of those six people can’t stop laughing🤪🌺😜💜
Greg. Is. FUNNY! Refreshingly different kind of humor! I haven't laughed continuously at a comic's entire set in I can't remember when! Really needed this during Covid quarantine, thanks!
Came here from the short set snippet. Greg Warren is hilarious!!! Hope to catch him in person. Fantastic! 😂😂😂
OMG, the frog joke. Hilarious!
Greg Warren is my new favorite comedian. Thanks Dry Bar!
3rd time watching this. Love Greg Warren's comedy.
OMG, I luv this guy. It took me a minute to realize he was the same Greg Warren that cracked me up with " ... 1 star people"
I started singing "Fish Sandwich" the other day when my kids started talking about what they wanted for Christmas and i couldn't remember the name.... Now I'll remember for next time!
I...did NOT think I'd see Greg's whole special on UA-cam. 😳 Thank you SO much. Dry Bar ❤
He is a TREASURE. Can’t believe he’s not as well known as anyone in comedy!
Thanks Dan.
@@GregWarren Saw you in Pittsburgh after hearing you on DVE’ 20 times. We are BIG fans (for you to sign a CD for my son.
😂 I love this guy. He's hilarious!
Greg Warren is one of the best out there
I never get tired of watching this man. He makes me laugh out loud, which is rare. More please!
I've only recently discovered Greg Warren. He's one of my new favorites. I love his material and delivery.
😂 “hey buddy, you want to buy some steaks...” Hahahaha! This guys a riot! Passing the time in quarantine...it’s the 100th day of May today 😁
In some states, it's still May! With no science in sight!
Approaching year three of "two weeks to flatten the curve"!
I haven't laughed this hard in as long as I can remember! My stomach is actually in pain, I wouldn't be surprised if the neighbors are calling the cops on me right now! I'm making noises from the bottom of my belly.. this guy has me making sounds I never have heard come out of myself before! Thank you! You have NO idea how much I needed this!!! 🙏🏻
The quickest headshake is hilarious. You rock dude!
This guy is comedic genius !!! His timing, his jokes, his sarcasm are next level !! Laughed so hard, my sides hurt. 😂😂😂
Love this guy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Clean and hilarious.
I can relate about the loud bleacher fall. I was in the band and I had the cymbals in my hand when I took the swan dive. Talk about loud and center of everyone's attention. Then the band director rushed over and picked me up. 😂
That was it! I was done. Played unconscious til we got to the bus, lol. I fake limped for a week. 😂 😂 😂
Hidden Gem, lot of great material.
“Aluminum is a loud metal” Oh man that got me
Gregg Warren...your comic truth with the slap ability to make me laugh..is one of a kind..
I'm so glad I finally watched this, FUNNY!
Woke up this morning with the 'Fish Sandwich' song in my head...anyone else?...
This was completely awesome I woke up early in the morning and watched it start my day off with a great laugh what a success what a great artist
“Splenda daddy”... Love that!
Been a fan of his since he was on Coming to the Stage on BET. Such an underrated comedian.
White dude on bet... dude
**looks around slowly**
**long pause**
....
Wha?
@@timothyfloogle white comedians are on BET fairly often, tbh.
He is good
Greg, you are the cutest thing dear. So grateful for you.❤
I subscribed and put on all notifications cause I love the fact that it's clean comedy and just proves you don't have to be vulgar to be funny god bless
This guy is a sitcom script away from stardom. His jokes are short, mostly back handed, simple, and most importantly HILARIOUS... with a dash of self deprecation.
Most comics nowadays write jokes like rubiks cubes (long and complex) and that’s ok but simple jokes can get the job done just as well, as long as they are funny and delivered correctly.
Deviant anomaly well said.. his style is hands down preferable to many other new comedians out now
He does remind me of a sitcom dad.
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Agreed....I just want to laugh. Don't want to have to think about...just do it. And he does it so well. In my top five for sure.
Deviant..Right on the money..Thanks for your reply..Laura from NH
Greg has been around for a while. Glad to see he's still doing well.
This guy 😆 he's hilarious. I loved his set I laughed the entire time!😂😂
"All I want for Christmas is a fiiiish sandwich!" 😂😂😂😂
😂 "Shut your mouth and eat" has got to be one of the best things you could say to confuse someone
Here in N.Ireland -& Glasgow too - It was, "Do You Want A Slap !? " - It was a Weird kid said "Yes !" to That Offer ! 😁😄
Thank you “Dry Bar”!!!
I love his old man voice!!
Oh Greg, my stomach is hurting from laughing! You are hilarious 😂.
I was dying! He is absolutely amazing!
I have watched Greg's routine more than once. Ok, more than 10 times and every time I watch, I still get breathless laughing even though I know every punchline and when it's coming. His timing is impeccable.
I thought he was about 39! Looks good! 😂❤️
Greg is the funniest comedian ever On Dry Bar. Hands down. His MRI joke is hilarious! He is crazy funny! The banana bit made me scream! Going out to eat alone and having to go to the bathroom is absolutely spot on!
I love the grandpa skit. LOVE IT
This guy is hysterical! Loved the show! Greg Warren, you're fun! Thanks!
I love Greg Warren, he is hysterical!
"Aluminum is a loud metal." 🤣
I've been there.
Love this guy 😂💓
OMG i'm laughing so hard!! Sapereted..
This channel is excellent. The lack of profanity is also a big plus.
😂I absolutely love Greg Warren . What a huge talent!!!
What..?
What do you want to drink?
Assorted beverages!
🤣
that was a really good show! very good deliverance with no strange pauses and the jokes were hilarious 😅
Laughter is truly the best medicine.
He made me laugh out loud!!!!
His old man voice is priceless
I like this guy more than most of the acts I've seen on Dry Bar. He's got some really clever bits.
Omg! I enjoyed the whole set, laughed so much!! Super funny guy!
Absolutely…GREAT!!!
The MRI Machine is EXACTLY like that too...It's incredible what it does, but holy smokes is it LOUD...
(*Starts having flashbacks of my time in 'the tube of death'*)
...It changes you, man!
Haha! There were jokes that were funny and then there was the MRI joke and it was superior! I THINK I'M HIT!!
I loved it! It was like being on Star Trek.
@@doctorPaule
LoL
I wasn't that fortunate.
Im a big guy, AND, if you're big enough to touch both sides of the tube, you get lightly electrocuted while it's running.
Imagine a strong continuous static shock across your shoulders and arms for the entire time it's running...
While your idiot neighbor is letting his child play some "new age dubstep" without any rhythm, at full volume up against the wall.
Yea... fun times!
@@Wr3ckZ that sounds like an absolute nightmare!😱😵
“No, I love [your friend] Karen, you should marry Karen!” (Fastest head shake in history). 😂🤣😂
😂
His best joke by far, love it!
My dad is totally the guy who freaks out over untied shoes!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
My dad hated it when I wore my hair down. He would sigh deeply and say "I wish you'd tie your hair back".
Funny guy, loved his set. Handsome guy too, reminds me a little bit of Ray Liotta.
I've enjoyed some good comedians on dry bar but GREG WARREN IS "BOSS" OVER THEM ALL !!!
This guy just FRIED me !!!
--- HEAD OVER HEELS
FUNNY !!!
Splenda Daddy!!!😅🤣😂😂
LMAOO I actually have corona at the moment and just about hacked up a lung laughing at that last joke. CLEAR! Great job Drybar would love to see more of Greg Warren!
I died when he said his neigbor asked "I goin on YOUR walk" 😂😂 My husband calls his shows "programs". he says, I'm watching my program. 🤣🤣🤣 hes 39
Your husband has peaked too soon. It wasn’t till 60 till I started that.
I call it my program too
That's hilarious
He's right though - programs are on TV. while Shows are on in Theatres.
But at 39, during a "Lockdown" he should be doing something else !
Here in N.Ireland we had 10pm CURFEWS - Out after That you got arrested and could spend 7 Days in Cells being interrogated - and badly beaten in some cases - so there was a Big Spike in 70's Born kids !
This Pandemic will show up the same - which, unless you have, or don't want, kids is What you and your Old 39years of age Husband should be Practicing 😉
@@KBENNSLAPTOP umm excuse me?? u assume bc he uses a certain word that all he does is sit around and watch TV?? He's a Marine, works 60hrs a week, at least, runs 10 miles every week, hikes, lifts weights, and is extremely active every single day. just bc someone watches a "program" occasionally doesnt mean they're lazy, fat, unactive or thats all they do. You jumped awful quick into telling someone else what they should do with their life and how to live their life all from a statement of a person using a specific word. You seem to be extremely judgemental. Take some advice and open your mind and stop automatically assuming things about people
This guy absolutely kills me! I laughed so hard!
He is hilarious, but 4:00 guy warning head twitch is everything. 😂😂😂