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  • @mannymac6678
    @mannymac6678 Рік тому +156

    "A Good police officer can't be baited"
    The two police officers are piss poor and don't deserve to be in that role, need re-training or removing. Well done AB for exposing them.
    The sergeant was spot on.

  • @kimjungalistkeeler
    @kimjungalistkeeler Рік тому +803

    “Little boy, there’s no hope for you. You’re not gonna get any taller...” 🤣🤣🤣 oh my days! That creased me up so bad my belly hurts from laughing! 🤣♥️🤣♥️

    • @TheCypressbill
      @TheCypressbill Рік тому +28

      even the pc found it funny. im dying

    • @porkdread2950
      @porkdread2950 Рік тому +12

      👊🏾

    • @dkayflowers79
      @dkayflowers79 Рік тому +15

      If the camera add couple inches. How tall is he really lol

    • @savishah9053
      @savishah9053 Рік тому +17

      I just read your comment . Having just watched the video.I was crying with lafter it's so funny to watch as l rewind it 3 times.Then when I read your comment it played the video in my mind to me I had to laugh rolling around the room.Had to thank you for your comment

    • @ryanwebb5082
      @ryanwebb5082 Рік тому +7

      @@porkdread2950 I gave you a like just for your name.

  • @bankaiiibankaaa4573
    @bankaiiibankaaa4573 Рік тому +26

    AB played the cops like a piano, masterfully!

  • @toprightchannel3080
    @toprightchannel3080 Рік тому +23

    This is a gem. The little boy and red face are a very comedic duo.

    • @thursbmx
      @thursbmx 12 днів тому

      Ask him can he reach the pedals. 😂

  • @Luimneachturnal
    @Luimneachturnal Рік тому +246

    "You're just trying to get a rise out of us"
    They said, red in the face, raising their voices, pacing around, dribbling, and on the verge of tears, as they whinge to the person in authority that the rude man hurt their feewings.
    Imagine how they must feel when they interact with criminals.

    • @lindsaydudden1174
      @lindsaydudden1174 Рік тому

      They claim to know AB's trying to get a rise out of them, but the dumb fucks still bite!

    • @DonegalOverlanding
      @DonegalOverlanding Рік тому +14

      Its actually quite frightening how bad these people behave given there is a camera pointed at them. The most fundamental skill of a good officer is to de-escalate a situation, yet these people were hell bent on escalating instantly. What the hell has happened to Police standards?

    • @happydace6991
      @happydace6991 Рік тому +11

      And then assisted him in getting the said rise 😆

    • @TheAnuhart
      @TheAnuhart Рік тому +10

      It's when they usually follow up with "I ain't gonna take the bait" that creases me up.
      After completely taking the bait.

    • @sinead2113
      @sinead2113 Рік тому +5

      @@DonegalOverlandingThey don’t seem to have any….Standards that is

  • @dutchyno.1767
    @dutchyno.1767 Рік тому +294

    Wow the way the feeling Police started to escalate and really get upset at AB’s advice was hilarious 👍👍👍

    • @interestedparty00
      @interestedparty00 Рік тому +24

      I always like when cops cry about people being mean to them.

    • @interestedparty00
      @interestedparty00 Рік тому +22

      It's funny seeing their shocked faces when AB is mean to them. Too many people give them undeserved respect simply to avoid trouble.

    • @hectichazerdus
      @hectichazerdus Рік тому +1

      16:40 Napoleon syndrome kicked in bigtime or should i say smalltime

    • @gregkasza1925
      @gregkasza1925 Рік тому +1

      @@interestedparty00 that’s just one of many lies they tell. They do it to keep you talking and intimidation. Lies and escalation is all they have. That’s why they use them.

    • @errgag3580
      @errgag3580 Рік тому +4

      AB hates dribblers except on the soccer field

  • @jackrussell3084
    @jackrussell3084 Рік тому +27

    When he asked you where you were born, I was so much waiting for you to say Asgard 😂😂😂

  • @Chelskie-darts
    @Chelskie-darts Рік тому +78

    That sergeant is a decent bloke his officers could learn alot from him 👍🏼 legend AB 😂

    • @rs-qt1qg
      @rs-qt1qg Рік тому +6

      he knew who was AB was that's why

    • @YoungSoprano90
      @YoungSoprano90 Рік тому +1

      You are everywhere you big N
      Chelskie darts supporting the beast DODGY DAVE

  • @stevewood7884
    @stevewood7884 Рік тому +405

    I love the way AB just lets them embarrass themselves, by taking his time to answer questions. You're class AB 👏 👌

    • @S....
      @S.... Рік тому +22

      They are asking stupid questions so he is replying with stupid questions. It's a verbal tennis.

    • @derektrotter4287
      @derektrotter4287 Рік тому

      Let them hang themselves!

    • @ShimAzu700
      @ShimAzu700 Рік тому +8

      Hopefully next time they get in contact with innocent citizens they act accordingly.

    • @markc7440
      @markc7440 Рік тому +13

      They really don't like it when someone knows when they aren't obliged to answer their questions. Sad little men.

    • @engineeringvision9507
      @engineeringvision9507 Рік тому

      "you might be a terrorist"... well PC slobber has forgotten his stun gun so this anti-terror op ain't off to a great start is it? 😂

  • @barnseyb6031
    @barnseyb6031 Рік тому +358

    The sergeant was a cool guy. Showed respect to a member of the public and got respect back.
    I'm amazed by how many police officers still aren't aware of auditing.
    If they were aware, it would save them a lot of grief and embarrasment.

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 Рік тому +23

      It’s called being Street Wise, and it was something that those officers were not .
      Their Sergeant was spot on though , he had AB’s number and got the respect the others did not deserve.
      ‘Little Boy’ was taken in , hook line and sinker.

    • @saskia6750
      @saskia6750 Рік тому +22

      They are like politicians they live in a bubble !! SO out of touch with normality and society !!

    • @daipigeon7561
      @daipigeon7561 Рік тому +15

      They do know but ego gets in the wsy they try to over power members of the public who are doing a lawful activity yes lawful activity

    • @GrimeReaperMan
      @GrimeReaperMan Рік тому +12

      The only thing I would say about the sergeant is that he should have stopped the bs that was coming out of the small officer as he was explaining that AB wouldn't give a reason why he was recording. He should have explained to them that they should not have approached him if he wasn't doing anything wrong or illegal. The fact that they approached him and got that far is wrong by the police in the first place, that's what the sergeant should have corrected, but he stayed silent on that, and instead told AB what he knew anyway. This is why even though the sergeant was well-mannered and respectful, ultimately he did not correct the actions of his officers, so that's going to be a half-fail from me, but at least AB wasn't violated, so I'll give them that.

    • @darrenholmes3142
      @darrenholmes3142 Рік тому +1

      The reason they don’t know about auditing is because they are too busy rapeing young females or sexually abusing women or murdering them?? Just saying

  • @weedyp
    @weedyp Рік тому +8

    😂😂😂 The'Before and after Argon oil!' ending 😂😂😂😂

  • @weederman1953
    @weederman1953 11 місяців тому +14

    Now, that's how it is done!! Well done, AB.❤ AB, you are truly a Master Auditor. Just Brilliant!!

  • @markh6584
    @markh6584 Рік тому +100

    The Sgt was very good and very professional, what a difference he made in under a minute when he came out, everything the other two muppets weren't. 😂

    • @billyjesus5442
      @billyjesus5442 Рік тому +4

      I wonder how he would have behaved had it not been AB, because his underlings were terrible.

  • @johnwatson5235
    @johnwatson5235 Рік тому +201

    When will they realise that this kind of behaviour is why auditors exist?!
    AB is the best though 👍
    Legend.

    • @franksmith1287
      @franksmith1287 Рік тому +5

      In The United States and maybe the world there is a program called South Park and a character named Cartman. The episode where the kid Cartman becomes a "cop" is what these real-life cops look like earning the hate.

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 Рік тому

      @@franksmith1287 damn, that is an old episode! I remember it from when I was a kid. South Park is way better now though and characters like the police cheif are hilarious.

    • @johnwatson5235
      @johnwatson5235 Рік тому

      @@bufon63 yeah been watching him all day😁

  • @MontgomeryPisswhistle
    @MontgomeryPisswhistle Рік тому +41

    This has got to be the funniest interaction with the police I've seen in ages 😆

  • @_Why_123
    @_Why_123 8 місяців тому +9

    Great interaction with the police officers! ... I love the way they just fall into AB's "honey-trap"! ... All nice blokes, in the end! Everyone will enjoy watching themselves online, having the rare opportunity to see, and hear themselves as others see and hear them! The camera doesn’t lie! Any day that you get to learn something new about yourself, or to want to think, and revise your beliefs, should be thought of as a GOOD day! 👍

  • @davidshawification
    @davidshawification Рік тому +110

    As a fellow citizen of Asgard,I thank you for your service to the the community .

    • @mentalhamster9921
      @mentalhamster9921 Рік тому +3

      Ye i was thinking how hi missed to mention its from Asgard when asked lol

  • @bdeale3314
    @bdeale3314 Рік тому +99

    Calling him "little boy" lit that guy up...it was beautiful.

    • @pic101
      @pic101 Рік тому +7

      It was indeed a sight to behold.

    • @vegvisirphotography5632
      @vegvisirphotography5632 Рік тому +3

      No one noticed his zips down.
      Little boy 😉 get it now?

  • @TrentArmy66
    @TrentArmy66 Рік тому +10

    The way you made him lick his lips out of pure paranoia when you said he had some dribble.. I almost died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BlitzMCR
    @BlitzMCR Рік тому +20

    Awww AB I’m in stitches. Can’t stop laughing. You are the GOAT of auditing

  • @Brian169016
    @Brian169016 Рік тому +217

    Mr Angry is a danger to anyone he comes up against. Instant passive aggressive behaviour and the flushing of his cheeks are a dead giveaway, and the saliva is another sign of an adrenalin rush. Should have said he was causing you to feel alarmed and distressed, maybe then bully boy would have backed up.😡😡😡😡

  • @marky_starky
    @marky_starky Рік тому +170

    They love to escalate don't they, walking up on you, getting close, five of them surrounding you, aggressive body language, condescending towards you and demanding you account for a legal activity. Then they complain about your attitude. 'You're being rude to us.' Well boo hoo. Get a job in a cotton wool factory you poor babies, you might get on a bit better. No hurty feelings there for you to get upset about...

    • @paulbromley6687
      @paulbromley6687 Рік тому +4

      I just thought AB was cruel. You wouldn’t do that to a dog or cat. We should be nicer to our dumb animals.

    • @gc6855
      @gc6855 Рік тому

      They love to create crime on their door step, far easier than solving or preventing crime.

    • @2icelollys1goat
      @2icelollys1goat Рік тому +2

      Great comment. They don't like what authority they think they have called into question.

    • @steve10
      @steve10 Рік тому +4

      They are very petty people, they think that uniform makes them immediately a step above
      I cant believe he racially profiled AB , what nationality are you , meaning any nationality he didn't like meant he was a terrorist , heaven said "you know what I mean"
      I would put in a complaint based in that alone

  • @billienomates1606
    @billienomates1606 Рік тому +32

    What a breath of fresh air that sargeant was, saved you a possible stay in a holding cell for a few hours due to other incompetent officers. Keep up the great work.

  • @user-he4hh6sn3d
    @user-he4hh6sn3d Рік тому +6

    That Sgt was a legend, can tell he’s watched Auditing Britain lots and agree’s with him about practicing rights

  • @bmcl364
    @bmcl364 Рік тому +204

    He actually wiped his mouth when you told him to 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @andrewcalvert2801
      @andrewcalvert2801 Рік тому

      I know and licked his lips every time 😆

    • @angelaaustin8171
      @angelaaustin8171 Рік тому +3

      I know it was class.

    • @augustomundombe829
      @augustomundombe829 Рік тому +1

      A.B he is the INDISPUTABLE ever ..... Yes the Police was with red face also😂😂😂

    • @peesib
      @peesib Рік тому +4

      This short RACIST cop has searched you before hasn’t he on terrorism charges, I AM SURE, did YOU not recognise him?!

  • @waynesaunders4599
    @waynesaunders4599 Рік тому +141

    This was brilliant, they really showed themselves up, they started with aggression and tried their very best to sound like they had authority over you but it all failed, the Sargent was good but i feel he should have told little boy to calm his attitude especially when he gave us fans a kiss, and to be clear we don't want his kisses and we don't need his attitude walking the streets dealing with the people and Mr red face needs anger management

    • @caolkyle
      @caolkyle Рік тому

      Forgot mister racist with asking what nationality AB is and insinuating that he’s a terrorist based on the nationality

    • @rumples2698
      @rumples2698 Рік тому +2

      Put a knotted hankie on his head and it could have been a monty python sketch " MY HEAD HURTS " 🤯🤣🤣

  • @Beatslager
    @Beatslager Рік тому +7

    ""You forgot your taser, go and get it and come back "" made me crack up !!!

  • @AliG-ig2jv
    @AliG-ig2jv Рік тому +6

    When he asked AB ‘where were you born’ I was in hysterics. I knew what AB must be thinking…. That was too funny

  • @1likeJTheDon
    @1likeJTheDon Рік тому +470

    Two absolutely fantastic examples of people who aren't police officers but simply goons of the state... And one example of someone who knows the law and knows how to deal with members of the public correctly, respect to Srg Ollie... The other two can take a long walk off a short cliff.

    • @Sheepwillbesheep
      @Sheepwillbesheep Рік тому +21

      Horrible horrible human beings…They would do anything for their masters…

    • @CaptainDarling2020
      @CaptainDarling2020 Рік тому +11

      I like AB, but I’m not sure how the first officer could have handled it “better”. He was polite and literally asked a few relevant questions. Whether AB answers them is another story fair enough, but for the officer to be told he handled this altercation awfully, is a bit of a stretch. This is proven by the contrast in attitude of the 2nd officer. Mr Red Face! What a bellend he is!

    • @sinead2113
      @sinead2113 Рік тому +11

      @@CaptainDarling2020 It started going downhill for him when he decided to stick up for pc Redface ..altho reality kicked in as he was getting nowhere questioning AB 👏👏😂

    • @lozziel9662
      @lozziel9662 Рік тому +6

      @@CaptainDarling2020 not initially polite, then the mob arrived

    • @CaptainDarling2020
      @CaptainDarling2020 Рік тому +4

      @@sinead2113 i agree, it went downhill at the end- but I guess AB would do that to anyone with his style of answering, and personal attacks, even on PC Red Face!

  • @danielplavenieks4657
    @danielplavenieks4657 Рік тому +32

    These coppers are so thick. Completely and utterly. The "spitter" can hardly string a sentence together and both more concerned about they're hurt feelings than knowing they're jobs.

  • @simonbaylay
    @simonbaylay Рік тому +36

    This is some of your finest work AB ! You are a national treasure.

  • @tflynn2232
    @tflynn2232 Рік тому +7

    That is the funniest thing I have ever seen 🤣
    Telling the "little boy " he will never grow taller.
    Well done again AB 💙

  • @glynnjones007
    @glynnjones007 Рік тому +58

    AB, my respect for you cannot get any higher, you are an inspiration. I simply love your videos.

  • @drillerkiller
    @drillerkiller Рік тому +41

    Officer Dribble turned up without Top Cat 🐱. Lucky there was a poison dwarf to protect him.

  • @DandelionGum1
    @DandelionGum1 Рік тому +6

    9:26 That little frustrated eye twitch he does when he realises he complied to your order to wipe his mouth. He can tell that he isn't taking control of the situation like he wants to and it's probably driving him crazy. Hilarious.

  • @martin7305
    @martin7305 2 місяці тому +3

    Shocking you can feel the animosity towards the public

  • @Siekonaut
    @Siekonaut Рік тому +36

    I love how they ask as if a terrorist is going to answer "Yes officers, I am here filming the police station in order to plan a domestic terror attack!" 🤣🤣

    • @douglasfreeman3229
      @douglasfreeman3229 11 місяців тому

      Could be a clever bluff (or is it a double-bluff?)

  • @willo219
    @willo219 Рік тому +14

    "Little Boy" -- I was dying at this point 🤣🤣

  • @Planetugm
    @Planetugm Рік тому +7

    Great video A.B! They hated it when the sergeant said he knew who you was. 👊🏼

  • @richardcole9558
    @richardcole9558 Рік тому +2

    The time you have been doing this you would have thought the penny had dropped ! ..still it keeps you in work and us amused 👍👍😎

  • @johnvienta7622
    @johnvienta7622 Рік тому +150

    Loved the reaction when you mentioned the lace choker or tattoo on the WPC. That male nearly got whiplash jumping to her defence. And as she is a Crown/public servant you have every right to question her failure to comply with uniform standards.

    • @OriginalJoseyWales
      @OriginalJoseyWales Рік тому +20

      So many police now look like ruffians; tattoos; scruffy beard; poor dressing

  • @zlab13
    @zlab13 Рік тому +142

    This is a masterclass on how to deal with potential bullies. By the end they were doubting their very reason for being. On the other hand, the sergeant was very professional and polite.

    • @thomas.parnell7365
      @thomas.parnell7365 Рік тому +1

      And deal with obvious drug addicts

    • @plasteritelfechi
      @plasteritelfechi Рік тому +1

      @@thomas.parnell7365 and covering it all up and keep the system rolling etc

    • @thomas.parnell7365
      @thomas.parnell7365 Рік тому

      @@plasteritelfechi agreed they obviously forgot first rule don't get high on your own supply

    • @saamhebden
      @saamhebden Рік тому

      The only bully in this video is the moron filming it. What a pathetic waste of time. And he’s not funny at all. No wit and resorts to completely puerile insults

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable Рік тому +1

      No he wasn't. He was making threats using a friendly voice. And like always trying to say goodbye with a "friendly advice". Not professional. This needs a reaudit.

  • @exrfn
    @exrfn Рік тому

    Alway's have a smile on my face when watching your video's A.B...You know exactly how to play the game!😂😂..Great entertainment...Thanks👍👍

  • @andyzeus6898
    @andyzeus6898 Рік тому +2

    Excellent... They demand answers but when you deny them they implode. Keep up the good work.

  • @moby1388
    @moby1388 Рік тому +35

    When AB makes videos, you're guaranteed to get a laugh.

  • @willbee7925
    @willbee7925 Рік тому +64

    Constant red face, high blood pressure, mouth drooling, this guy needs medical check ups immediately.

    • @Bayethe
      @Bayethe Місяць тому

      And a psych eval as well 😂😂😂

  • @DoubleDeckerAnton
    @DoubleDeckerAnton Рік тому +2

    The Police need to know that they are public servants, who work for us.

  • @shadows9804
    @shadows9804 Рік тому +119

    I cannot take the police seriously anymore. Saying all this, "Have you got nothing better to do?",- is this how they treat members of the public? They've earned the hate, as far as I'm concerned. Drive a lorry, re-train as paramedics or something like that. Get a job with some kind of fucking respect to it.

    • @spectrumisgreen7252
      @spectrumisgreen7252 Рік тому +1

      Agreed completely chief ....... the arrogance and utter contempt the poo lice in general have for the public is moving rapidly into Waffen ss / Stasi territory.

    • @2icelollys1goat
      @2icelollys1goat Рік тому +5

      You're right. They just prance around throwing their weight around.

    • @Dob.nbr1
      @Dob.nbr1 Рік тому

      I grew up in the seventys these idiots would of got ther arse given to them in a bag a big kick up the arse is what they need metaphorically speaking of course

    • @Authentic_og
      @Authentic_og Рік тому +3

      I hear the local sewage treatment plant is hiring.....😁

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings Рік тому +7

      I wouldn’t trust these mugs to drive a lorry or perform CPR. I wouldn’t even trust them in security. I would trust them to stack shelves on the Night Shift at Tesco, but only under strict supervision

  • @1977ajax
    @1977ajax Рік тому +79

    Total inability of those two PCs to handle the simplest of interactions with the public without losing their rags and making a complete balls-up of the whole thing. Pathetic.

    • @paulbromley6687
      @paulbromley6687 Рік тому

      My bet is these two were pcsos until very recently.

    • @happydace6991
      @happydace6991 Рік тому +3

      @@artyarts-sake4420 I can smell the bacon from here dude !

    • @spense5905
      @spense5905 Рік тому +2

      @@happydace6991 Bacon or Jack Boot licker? 🤔 Think your right! Police Interceptors might be more up their Street not AB's channel.

    • @1977ajax
      @1977ajax Рік тому +1

      @@artyarts-sake4420 The station is not their home, dummy - false analogy.

  • @davidbrownbill1285
    @davidbrownbill1285 Рік тому

    You have one wicked sense of humour a b 👍👍
    The before and after pics of applying argon oil at the end is just comedy gold👍👍
    Great viewing

  • @FutbolDrones
    @FutbolDrones Рік тому +1

    AB You are the best!! Your content make my days suck less. TY my friend.

  • @jnymt7977
    @jnymt7977 Рік тому +96

    “What ethnicity are you because that could be the reason you’re here” isn’t he just stating that he’s racially profiling

    • @undead9736
      @undead9736 Рік тому +1

      100% Racist cop cant believe these sort of people are still a thing in 2022.

    • @patriciagriffith7402
      @patriciagriffith7402 Рік тому

      Maybe Indian

    • @kevinchester0533
      @kevinchester0533 Рік тому +6

      Yeah, that needs flagging up with the authorities.

    • @worldtvinternational
      @worldtvinternational Рік тому +5

      Yep that is a sackable offence Mr. Spittle.

    • @clairelees6718
      @clairelees6718 Рік тому +2

      Noooo ! Only if a member of the public says it . Or even thinks it , it’s wrong .

  • @jordywatson7829
    @jordywatson7829 Рік тому +42

    Oh AB that was one of your funniest ones ever.. Pure gold..

  • @eekthecat5940
    @eekthecat5940 2 місяці тому

    Comedy gold. I hope one day I get the opportunity to use your lines “how about that?” and “you like to give advice so I thought I’d give you some of my own” 😂😂 greetings from the states

  • @madmaxine4185
    @madmaxine4185 Рік тому +1

    "What do you mean?" AB you need to do the t-shirts!! Brilliant work!

  • @e-j699
    @e-j699 Рік тому +311

    Ginger was pretty bad but the second he said your nationality might be a reason you're here, made my jaw drop! Shocking and without doubt, racial profiling!!

    • @richardpaquette8429
      @richardpaquette8429 Рік тому +31

      It was a very ignorant thing to say!

    • @jean6453
      @jean6453 Рік тому +24

      E-J i was so surprised that he actual said that, that was really offensive. The cop needs retraining on how to not profile people. I hope he changes professions.

    • @GamerUK
      @GamerUK Рік тому +21

      I can’t believe he’s said that. He is a danger to the public.

    • @keithalmquest8695
      @keithalmquest8695 Рік тому

      Wtf absolutely disgrace typical pigs

    • @craigbuckley1758
      @craigbuckley1758 Рік тому +14

      Racial profiling is sensible.

  • @pkn439
    @pkn439 Рік тому +146

    Masterful performance from AB but also from the two pass. ag. Officers. Even the Sarge at the end comes across like a vile prefect and effectively he’s in on the joke. When will the po.lice finally work out how ridiculous they look in virtually all auditing videos. If I were a Chief Constable I’d pay AB to audit my stations as a training exercise.

    • @gilera8363
      @gilera8363 Рік тому +11

      Best idea yet!! Instead of 'secret shopper' we got 'secret auditor'.

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 Рік тому +10

      So his new nickname. Spit or dribble? I tend towards officer dribble.

    • @happydace6991
      @happydace6991 Рік тому +9

      @@Nickle314 Slobberchops mate 🤣
      Loved how he wiped his mouth each time AB told him to 😆

    • @DW-lx9wt
      @DW-lx9wt Рік тому +2

      thought the Sarge was ok, personally. he knows they were wrong. the fact he'd even bothered to research it is enough. as for the audit thing, it shouldn't need done, that's the point of these videos. the failings in police education, when it comes to dealing with the general public, is shocking ending up with interactions like this coming across as a massive abuse of 'power'. seeing as how many fail these audits, however, it may not be a bad thing.

    • @highgatehandyman6479
      @highgatehandyman6479 Рік тому +3

      Not really mate. I'm not a cop fan tbh ..but.. AB is NOT a threat. however.. They don't know that. So they MUST challenge him. just to be sure he isn't a risk. He deliberately resists/ claims his rights. and the exchange is very watchable because tension makes things watchable.

  • @stevejobson3399
    @stevejobson3399 Рік тому +2

    My favourite bit is when the little one starts protecting his boyfriend who is stood behind him crying. Imagine these two idiots turning up at anything but a fete or pride march .

  • @g.ladylovespurple4003
    @g.ladylovespurple4003 Рік тому +1

    I absolutely love u AB ur the best at this & make me smile like a silly cow love it 😀 💖

  • @ceesjanmol
    @ceesjanmol Рік тому +22

    So good that you're giving them advice! They need it!
    Clearly.

    • @richardpaquette8429
      @richardpaquette8429 Рік тому +1

      Then you'll like this...It's advice not advise. Cheers😃

    • @ceesjanmol
      @ceesjanmol Рік тому

      @@richardpaquette8429, thanks for the great...

  • @cheesegraham2387
    @cheesegraham2387 Рік тому +40

    they knew why you were there ,and yet they still couldnt stop themselves from acting like absolute freaks

  • @liamcalvey7075
    @liamcalvey7075 Рік тому +6

    I’m from Bristol this is so funny but at least our police never made complete fools of themselves but you defo killed it with the jokes

  • @thetryingscotsman4065
    @thetryingscotsman4065 Рік тому

    That ending, I'm in tears 😂

  • @dashford06
    @dashford06 Рік тому +162

    They just cannot learn, can't they? By this time, every police person on the force must have heard of auditors. Must have received some instruction on how to handle public photography. Must have. And yet, there they go again, and again.

    • @savishah9053
      @savishah9053 Рік тому +8

      Like they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks.The public have to endure there behaviour what ashame.

    • @theforcewithin369
      @theforcewithin369 Рік тому +12

      If the camera wasn't recording they would have put hands on him and lie about it..... for sure

    • @streetspirit956
      @streetspirit956 Рік тому +4

      agree

    • @happydace6991
      @happydace6991 Рік тому +7

      At 7.39 Tichy actually says " you're obviously here to get a rise out of us '
      And then proceeds to actually achieve that !!! How fecking dense can you get !!!??

    • @steve10
      @steve10 Рік тому +8

      That felt as though auditing hadn't reached that part of the world, it really felt like an interaction from about 5 years ago , they were both desperate to arrest and get violent, and ultimately lie about what happened , luckily the sarg new the score, what he should have done is apologised on his colleagues behalf.
      As you say they should all know the score by now and fix their attitudes , seems Avon and Somerset public relations is still living pre 2020

  • @daniellee2168
    @daniellee2168 Рік тому +101

    Well done AB; those two idiots sent nicely on their way and both of them must have been red-faced after you embarrassed them. Red face looks a bit older than the Little Boy so probably has gone red due to all the lies he has to tell every single day. Sergeant was good but I wonder if he is the same when a camera isn't pointing at his. Also, shouldn't more senior officers be training muppets like these two clowns so that they interact positively and don't abuse rights?

    • @errgag3580
      @errgag3580 Рік тому +1

      Red face looks like Elmo

    • @lozziel9662
      @lozziel9662 Рік тому

      camera and knowledge of the footage destination defo affected his approach and demeanour

    • @MrJonny2324
      @MrJonny2324 Рік тому

      @@lozziel9662 You have no way of knowing that, he might actually be a decent officer. All we know for sure is the other two really shoudn't be in the police.

    • @jimmydempsey6857
      @jimmydempsey6857 Рік тому

      Exactly Dan, think it would have been a different scenario had they not have been getting filmed. 👍

    • @jimmydempsey6857
      @jimmydempsey6857 Рік тому

      @@lozziel9662 Yep commonly known as the " nice officer card" routine.

  • @markburgess8603
    @markburgess8603 Рік тому +1

    816 belongs on the door of an 1980's nightclub.

  • @michaelcollins5007
    @michaelcollins5007 Рік тому +16

    "No need to be rude" as he aggressively points his finger in your face.

  • @JohnThor1
    @JohnThor1 Рік тому +22

    Thank you so much for making me laugh out loud for 10 minutes! Top class A.B Top class!

  • @Addselwyn
    @Addselwyn Рік тому +1

    😄 I love it thanks and never stop AB

  • @trainnerd3029
    @trainnerd3029 Рік тому

    “Before you talk to me you have to wipe your mouth“… Classic!

  • @Cj-zj7jf
    @Cj-zj7jf Рік тому +47

    Well those two were a right pair. The officer with the red faced had real anger issues that he was struggling to control. The body language was very revealing and the redness and saliva were signs of an intent to fight.
    The smaller officer was struggling to articulate anything at all, not much in the way of coherent argument. He was getting quite annoyed that you were not more deferential and treating him with more respect. Problem is that respect has to be earnt and the two of them were both aggressive and patronising in their approach. The way they all surrounded you was also very telling, they were spoiling for a confrontation. Great dialogue AB, well handled.
    The sergeant was cool, an old head on young shoulders, real de-escalation skills.

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 Рік тому +1

      @@deputyrock3489 well summed up. 👍 they really fight hard to maintain that position of authority and that's when the interesting content is created. 😂👌

    • @mark2781
      @mark2781 Рік тому

      Well, if the sergeant knew about auditors, why didn't his underlings! 🤔 😂

  • @jeffwoodward4975
    @jeffwoodward4975 Рік тому +52

    lorry drivers leave doors open to stop people cutting their curtains to see whats inside.

    • @derekfaeberwick
      @derekfaeberwick Рік тому

      The bastards then just cut them for spite.

    • @nanban1896
      @nanban1896 Рік тому

      Cheers for the heads up

    • @user-vg6df2hi8n
      @user-vg6df2hi8n Рік тому +2

      Butterflies can't blink or hop.

    • @steve10
      @steve10 Рік тому +3

      Yeah I was about to put that , it's just to show there is nothing on board to steal
      I love the idea of doing long haul driving , but people trying to steal your cargo or immigrants tyring to get on board , plus the hassle with France woukd put me off

  • @counsellor1956
    @counsellor1956 2 місяці тому

    AB has the rise within seconds of the uniform engagement and they don't even realise... Number 816 is a very angry man!

  • @adgepeterb
    @adgepeterb Рік тому +3

    16:44 'to all the fans' then blows a kiss!! Nearly spat my coffee out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @peterpakkula3253
      @peterpakkula3253 10 місяців тому

      Me too! „Thats gonna make it look bad!“ with the camera zoom-in 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lindalonergan7887
    @lindalonergan7887 Рік тому +50

    It's sad to see the standard of the Brit bobby drop so much.These two should get a part on the office.Very funny.

    • @anon131
      @anon131 Рік тому

      @@artyarts-sake4420 is this Russia or China???
      are we under dictatorship rules?
      lol this is a free country

    • @jananilcolonoscopu4034
      @jananilcolonoscopu4034 Рік тому +1

      @@artyarts-sake4420 He's probably right about you though, isn't he. Shilling for state security guards who wouldn't pee on you if you were on fire is always a bad look, kid.

    • @jananilcolonoscopu4034
      @jananilcolonoscopu4034 Рік тому

      ​@@artyarts-sake4420 If you believe my comment was irrelevant to yours, your comprehension's the issue kiddo. Not my comment. Try reading again. And if you weren't a kid, you wouldn't care about being called one. Simples 😁
      -
      Then you bleated: "those same cops you mock "'wouldn't t help you if you were on fire" are the same ones you would turn to in a flash for help"... But like most people who take a dim view of police in this poor excuse for a nation, my view is based on experience. I've been attacked on the street three times, burgled, violently harassed by neighbors and run over by a driver on their phone AND had my car vandalized, then stolen... I'll give you three guesses how much support the police provided when ANY and ALL of those incidents were immediately reported to them. And I'll be even more charitable and tell you the answer starts with "Z" and ends with "ero". You genius you.
      -
      "or if your house was on fire, would you call the emergency services?" Firemen actually work for a living, unlike your daddy the plod, little man.

    • @ey242
      @ey242 Рік тому +1

      billy smarts circus is looking for clowns , they would pass the audition with natural ability

    • @spense5905
      @spense5905 Рік тому +2

      @@artyarts-sake4420 Ffs what are you on, the Fire Service are well respected unlike the police!! If you were on fire you'd call the Police would you!!??

  • @ingoatwetrust8086
    @ingoatwetrust8086 Рік тому +18

    On his own: "i'm just asking a simple question"
    With his gang mates: "you're obviously here for a reaction"
    Coward.

  • @robertmitchell9415
    @robertmitchell9415 Місяць тому

    2nd time today ive had a chuckle thanks to AB, Top entertainment...

  • @lucasthekopkat23
    @lucasthekopkat23 Рік тому

    When AB said he might be dribbling and he wipes his mouth 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cypeman8037
    @cypeman8037 Рік тому +54

    The sergeant was absolutely correct about ownership of the land and access for the public.
    The two clowns hopefully were advised by this supervisor who had his finger on the pulse and a good attitude.

  • @themaskedgrappler
    @themaskedgrappler Рік тому +62

    The Sarge was on point, knew exactly how to de-escalate

    • @peadarmurray7994
      @peadarmurray7994 Рік тому +6

      Because he knew who he was, the others didn't

    • @SergeiFedorov77
      @SergeiFedorov77 Рік тому

      Of the sergeant didn't know hed probably escalate it into ridiculousness too. It shouldnt matter if they know who AB is it not, they should just f off as long as no laws are broken. Those two cunt cops should be put in jail.

    • @jimmydempsey6857
      @jimmydempsey6857 Рік тому

      @@peadarmurray7994 Smart man thought " l'm being filmed" got to behave !

    • @ritch8088
      @ritch8088 Рік тому +1

      You would think 'Sarge' would call a meeting for all of his officers after this interaction and brief them all on auditors. Would take less than 5 mins to explain there are people who like to film police stations. If you see one, smile say hello and wish them a good day. Or if you want a top mark, engage with them in a friendly manner, offer to get them a cup of tea, even invite them in for a tour..the mind boggles why there are so many coppers who still don't know who auditors are!!

  • @ralfmalf5828
    @ralfmalf5828 10 місяців тому

    I started chuckling right at the end at exactly the same time as you AB 😂

  • @anthonygreen9157
    @anthonygreen9157 Рік тому +1

    Respect to Ollie, the boss. I enjoyed seeing the two goons jaws dropping as they were being overpowered by their boss. Funny.

  • @destinyone843
    @destinyone843 Рік тому +93

    I could see two officers that would have had you on the ground in cuffs, simply from their hurt feelings if they'd have had the chance.
    Their behaviour was disgraceful and unprofessional.
    Walking away from this incident in embarrassment was clearly not an option for either of them.

    • @jimmydempsey6857
      @jimmydempsey6857 Рік тому +6

      It could have different if they weren't being filmed, arrested him for anything and concocted up their own story.

  • @knowledgeispowermediaprodu7094
    @knowledgeispowermediaprodu7094 Рік тому +133

    This is fantastic! I chuckled all the way through. You led the cops around right by the nose. They fell for everything. It's so easy to troll the cops. The cops here in America are the same way when I film them. They act like I came into their house, when in actuality, it's OUR house. The people's house, whether here or in the UK. Stay safe brother! Great job!

    • @Authentic_og
      @Authentic_og Рік тому +3

      What's yer channel bruv?
      I'd like to see what you've got✌🏼👍🇬🇧🇮🇪🙂

    • @thebodykeepsthescore2828
      @thebodykeepsthescore2828 Рік тому

      ​@@Authentic_og Click his profile numb nuts

    • @the1after909
      @the1after909 Рік тому +1

      @@Authentic_og click on his name or avatar

    • @shadekiahpops8988
      @shadekiahpops8988 Рік тому +1

      Straight up brother. Ridiculous really. I'm South African and our lot are far worse believe me.

    • @knowledgeispowermediaprodu7094
      @knowledgeispowermediaprodu7094 Рік тому +7

      @@shadekiahpops8988 South Africa is a hard place brother. If our world leaders would get their shit together, humans wouldn't have to suffer so much. You matter, AB matters, I matter, the people matter. I'm Indigenous to my country, and as a Proud Cherokee, I fight alongside my brother's for humanity even if they are from other countries. Much love and respect bro!

  • @themanofthehour5665
    @themanofthehour5665 Рік тому +1

    That copper was dribbling for Britain.

  • @TaraBeaumont-gt9xp
    @TaraBeaumont-gt9xp 8 місяців тому +1

    ♥️♥️ public servants that don't know they are public servants ♥️♥️

  • @jananilcolonoscopu4034
    @jananilcolonoscopu4034 Рік тому +10

    7:54 "you got some dribbles"... "no, the other side" - legitimately cracked me up. You get a like just for that 🤣🤣

  • @yasminet6355
    @yasminet6355 Рік тому +25

    When you think of all the vile criminals out there and they have the nerve to say "have you nothing better to do".

    • @lozziel9662
      @lozziel9662 Рік тому

      and you hear it so often, in so many far-off places

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves Рік тому

      Spot on, they do eff all about it

  • @charliebanga1560
    @charliebanga1560 Рік тому +1

    Bro honestly you smashed this one !😂😂😂

  • @whatwhyme
    @whatwhyme Рік тому +1

    The kiss at the end made him look stupid

  • @donaldwingent547
    @donaldwingent547 Рік тому +34

    One of the funniest audits ever. The way you reined them both in and set them straight is awesome.

  • @Splyt__
    @Splyt__ Рік тому +89

    This was one of the strangest and funniest audits out there.

    • @mentalmickey1459
      @mentalmickey1459 Рік тому

      are we still friends?

    • @Splyt__
      @Splyt__ Рік тому +1

      @@mentalmickey1459 Sure man why not.

    • @jdmbiz0005
      @jdmbiz0005 Рік тому +2

      Brilliant.... I was in stitches

    • @UltimaPun84
      @UltimaPun84 Рік тому +1

      Naa dude, the strangest one was last month, when he walked into a empty building, the the 2 napelese security did not know what they were doing. Everyone were confused

    • @Splyt__
      @Splyt__ Рік тому +1

      @@UltimaPun84 Oh yeah haha man they probably got fired for that.

  • @speshsean
    @speshsean 2 місяці тому

    Got them so good. I have watched this twice now. So funny

  • @leefrayling2531
    @leefrayling2531 Рік тому

    I have watched this video 1000 times PC 503 you are absolutely beautiful. And you came out of this looking absolutely amazing

  • @1simonreed
    @1simonreed Рік тому +96

    Yo AB. ..Big well done to the Sargent. Need more like him .

    • @HBFREEWORLD
      @HBFREEWORLD Рік тому +2

      Sergeant was straight to the point - I watch your videos on TIKTOK and i know who you are . class ! No wonder he is a Sergeant .
      Did not shy or wasn't pretentious at all .

    • @davidspear9790
      @davidspear9790 Рік тому +4

      Also the fact he came out not all geared up for a confrontation would imply that he knew there was no threat and greatly de-escalated the situation. 8/10.

    • @RAFchurchlawford4469
      @RAFchurchlawford4469 Рік тому

      But was the sergeant just being nice to please AB?

  • @ianwright1980
    @ianwright1980 Рік тому +49

    Got to love the end. How daddy comes out and tells little boy and red there in the wrong and he loses it and throws his toys out and walks off. Fucking killed it AB, brilliant.

  • @grahamhall2219
    @grahamhall2219 Рік тому

    Little boy and redface..... classic...... I've just discovered my new username ..... brilliant work AB 👏 👍🏼

  • @TeeTotalLoyal
    @TeeTotalLoyal Рік тому

    Emotional damage 🤣🤣🤣 that was a savage performance AB 🤣

  • @ifyouvote.5005
    @ifyouvote.5005 Рік тому +54

    I can never understand how these people say, we don't have enough people to deal with crime, but have hours to offend a man with a camera, and still the local police commissioner is asleep

    • @peterfitzpatrick7032
      @peterfitzpatrick7032 Рік тому +1

      Probably just a bad choice of words , mate... but they weren't "offending" him, they were infringing on his rights. He (or you, or me) has no right to NOT being offended...of course free speech used to be a thing... now ? Not so much... 🙄
      😎👍☘🍺

    • @ianhandforth5672
      @ianhandforth5672 Рік тому

      all the do is village fates,waste of time

  • @ukviewer9247
    @ukviewer9247 Рік тому +17

    You've come here to get a rise out of the police. Then procedes to make a fool of themselves.