Avon And Somerset Police

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 4,4 тис.

  • @mannymac6678
    @mannymac6678 2 роки тому +174

    "A Good police officer can't be baited"
    The two police officers are piss poor and don't deserve to be in that role, need re-training or removing. Well done AB for exposing them.
    The sergeant was spot on.

  • @Luimneachturnal
    @Luimneachturnal 2 роки тому +258

    "You're just trying to get a rise out of us"
    They said, red in the face, raising their voices, pacing around, dribbling, and on the verge of tears, as they whinge to the person in authority that the rude man hurt their feewings.
    Imagine how they must feel when they interact with criminals.

    • @lindsaydudden1174
      @lindsaydudden1174 2 роки тому

      They claim to know AB's trying to get a rise out of them, but the dumb fucks still bite!

    • @DonegalOverlanding
      @DonegalOverlanding 2 роки тому +17

      Its actually quite frightening how bad these people behave given there is a camera pointed at them. The most fundamental skill of a good officer is to de-escalate a situation, yet these people were hell bent on escalating instantly. What the hell has happened to Police standards?

    • @happydace6991
      @happydace6991 2 роки тому +13

      And then assisted him in getting the said rise 😆

    • @TheAnuhart
      @TheAnuhart 2 роки тому +13

      It's when they usually follow up with "I ain't gonna take the bait" that creases me up.
      After completely taking the bait.

    • @sinead2113
      @sinead2113 2 роки тому +5

      @@DonegalOverlandingThey don’t seem to have any….Standards that is

  • @kimjungalistkeeler
    @kimjungalistkeeler 2 роки тому +840

    “Little boy, there’s no hope for you. You’re not gonna get any taller...” 🤣🤣🤣 oh my days! That creased me up so bad my belly hurts from laughing! 🤣♥️🤣♥️

    • @TheCypressbill
      @TheCypressbill 2 роки тому +31

      even the pc found it funny. im dying

    • @porkdread2950
      @porkdread2950 2 роки тому +12

      👊🏾

    • @dkayflowers79
      @dkayflowers79 2 роки тому +15

      If the camera add couple inches. How tall is he really lol

    • @savishah9053
      @savishah9053 2 роки тому +17

      I just read your comment . Having just watched the video.I was crying with lafter it's so funny to watch as l rewind it 3 times.Then when I read your comment it played the video in my mind to me I had to laugh rolling around the room.Had to thank you for your comment

    • @ryanwebb5082
      @ryanwebb5082 2 роки тому +8

      @@porkdread2950 I gave you a like just for your name.

  • @bankaiiibankaaa4573
    @bankaiiibankaaa4573 2 роки тому +40

    AB played the cops like a piano, masterfully!

  • @dutchyno.1767
    @dutchyno.1767 2 роки тому +305

    Wow the way the feeling Police started to escalate and really get upset at AB’s advice was hilarious 👍👍👍

    • @interestedparty00
      @interestedparty00 2 роки тому +24

      I always like when cops cry about people being mean to them.

    • @interestedparty00
      @interestedparty00 2 роки тому +22

      It's funny seeing their shocked faces when AB is mean to them. Too many people give them undeserved respect simply to avoid trouble.

    • @hectichazerdus
      @hectichazerdus 2 роки тому +1

      16:40 Napoleon syndrome kicked in bigtime or should i say smalltime

    • @gregkasza1925
      @gregkasza1925 2 роки тому +1

      @@interestedparty00 that’s just one of many lies they tell. They do it to keep you talking and intimidation. Lies and escalation is all they have. That’s why they use them.

    • @errgag3580
      @errgag3580 2 роки тому +4

      AB hates dribblers except on the soccer field

  • @barnseyb6031
    @barnseyb6031 2 роки тому +365

    The sergeant was a cool guy. Showed respect to a member of the public and got respect back.
    I'm amazed by how many police officers still aren't aware of auditing.
    If they were aware, it would save them a lot of grief and embarrasment.

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 2 роки тому +23

      It’s called being Street Wise, and it was something that those officers were not .
      Their Sergeant was spot on though , he had AB’s number and got the respect the others did not deserve.
      ‘Little Boy’ was taken in , hook line and sinker.

    • @saskia6750
      @saskia6750 2 роки тому +22

      They are like politicians they live in a bubble !! SO out of touch with normality and society !!

    • @daipigeon7561
      @daipigeon7561 2 роки тому +15

      They do know but ego gets in the wsy they try to over power members of the public who are doing a lawful activity yes lawful activity

    • @GrimeReaperMan
      @GrimeReaperMan 2 роки тому +12

      The only thing I would say about the sergeant is that he should have stopped the bs that was coming out of the small officer as he was explaining that AB wouldn't give a reason why he was recording. He should have explained to them that they should not have approached him if he wasn't doing anything wrong or illegal. The fact that they approached him and got that far is wrong by the police in the first place, that's what the sergeant should have corrected, but he stayed silent on that, and instead told AB what he knew anyway. This is why even though the sergeant was well-mannered and respectful, ultimately he did not correct the actions of his officers, so that's going to be a half-fail from me, but at least AB wasn't violated, so I'll give them that.

    • @darrenholmes3142
      @darrenholmes3142 2 роки тому +1

      The reason they don’t know about auditing is because they are too busy rapeing young females or sexually abusing women or murdering them?? Just saying

  • @markh6584
    @markh6584 2 роки тому +107

    The Sgt was very good and very professional, what a difference he made in under a minute when he came out, everything the other two muppets weren't. 😂

    • @billyjesus5442
      @billyjesus5442 2 роки тому +5

      I wonder how he would have behaved had it not been AB, because his underlings were terrible.

  • @Chelskie-darts
    @Chelskie-darts 2 роки тому +82

    That sergeant is a decent bloke his officers could learn alot from him 👍🏼 legend AB 😂

    • @rs-qt1qg
      @rs-qt1qg Рік тому +8

      he knew who was AB was that's why

    • @OriginalYS
      @OriginalYS Рік тому +1

      You are everywhere you big N
      Chelskie darts supporting the beast DODGY DAVE

  • @johnwatson5235
    @johnwatson5235 2 роки тому +213

    When will they realise that this kind of behaviour is why auditors exist?!
    AB is the best though 👍
    Legend.

    • @franksmith1287
      @franksmith1287 2 роки тому +5

      In The United States and maybe the world there is a program called South Park and a character named Cartman. The episode where the kid Cartman becomes a "cop" is what these real-life cops look like earning the hate.

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 2 роки тому

      @@franksmith1287 damn, that is an old episode! I remember it from when I was a kid. South Park is way better now though and characters like the police cheif are hilarious.

    • @johnwatson5235
      @johnwatson5235 2 роки тому

      @@bufon63 yeah been watching him all day😁

    • @David-p5q2o
      @David-p5q2o 29 днів тому

      You are like him truly a pathetic individual

  • @stevewood7884
    @stevewood7884 2 роки тому +412

    I love the way AB just lets them embarrass themselves, by taking his time to answer questions. You're class AB 👏 👌

    • @S....
      @S.... 2 роки тому +22

      They are asking stupid questions so he is replying with stupid questions. It's a verbal tennis.

    • @derektrotter4287
      @derektrotter4287 2 роки тому

      Let them hang themselves!

    • @ShimAzu700
      @ShimAzu700 2 роки тому +8

      Hopefully next time they get in contact with innocent citizens they act accordingly.

    • @markc7440
      @markc7440 2 роки тому +13

      They really don't like it when someone knows when they aren't obliged to answer their questions. Sad little men.

    • @engineeringvision9507
      @engineeringvision9507 2 роки тому

      "you might be a terrorist"... well PC slobber has forgotten his stun gun so this anti-terror op ain't off to a great start is it? 😂

  • @waynesaunders4599
    @waynesaunders4599 2 роки тому +142

    This was brilliant, they really showed themselves up, they started with aggression and tried their very best to sound like they had authority over you but it all failed, the Sargent was good but i feel he should have told little boy to calm his attitude especially when he gave us fans a kiss, and to be clear we don't want his kisses and we don't need his attitude walking the streets dealing with the people and Mr red face needs anger management

    • @caolkyle
      @caolkyle 2 роки тому

      Forgot mister racist with asking what nationality AB is and insinuating that he’s a terrorist based on the nationality

    • @rumples2698
      @rumples2698 2 роки тому +2

      Put a knotted hankie on his head and it could have been a monty python sketch " MY HEAD HURTS " 🤯🤣🤣

  • @toprightchannel3080
    @toprightchannel3080 2 роки тому +33

    This is a gem. The little boy and red face are a very comedic duo.

    • @thursbmx
      @thursbmx 4 місяці тому +1

      Ask him can he reach the pedals. 😂

  • @davidshawification
    @davidshawification 2 роки тому +118

    As a fellow citizen of Asgard,I thank you for your service to the the community .

    • @mentalhamster9921
      @mentalhamster9921 2 роки тому +3

      Ye i was thinking how hi missed to mention its from Asgard when asked lol

  • @johnvienta7622
    @johnvienta7622 2 роки тому +152

    Loved the reaction when you mentioned the lace choker or tattoo on the WPC. That male nearly got whiplash jumping to her defence. And as she is a Crown/public servant you have every right to question her failure to comply with uniform standards.

    • @OriginalJoseyWales
      @OriginalJoseyWales 2 роки тому +21

      So many police now look like ruffians; tattoos; scruffy beard; poor dressing

  • @bdeale3314
    @bdeale3314 2 роки тому +106

    Calling him "little boy" lit that guy up...it was beautiful.

    • @pic101
      @pic101 2 роки тому +7

      It was indeed a sight to behold.

    • @vegvisirphotography5632
      @vegvisirphotography5632 2 роки тому +3

      No one noticed his zips down.
      Little boy 😉 get it now?

  • @_Why_123
    @_Why_123 Рік тому +11

    Great interaction with the police officers! ... I love the way they just fall into AB's "honey-trap"! ... All nice blokes, in the end! Everyone will enjoy watching themselves online, having the rare opportunity to see, and hear themselves as others see and hear them! The camera doesn’t lie! Any day that you get to learn something new about yourself, or to want to think, and revise your beliefs, should be thought of as a GOOD day! 👍

  • @drillerkiller
    @drillerkiller 2 роки тому +43

    Officer Dribble turned up without Top Cat 🐱. Lucky there was a poison dwarf to protect him.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisrebar2381
      @chrisrebar2381 2 роки тому +3

      Officer Dripple - classic (people that have watched Top Cat will get that)

    • @annmc8392
      @annmc8392 2 роки тому +1

      😄😃😂

  • @Brian169016
    @Brian169016 2 роки тому +222

    Mr Angry is a danger to anyone he comes up against. Instant passive aggressive behaviour and the flushing of his cheeks are a dead giveaway, and the saliva is another sign of an adrenalin rush. Should have said he was causing you to feel alarmed and distressed, maybe then bully boy would have backed up.😡😡😡😡

  • @jnymt7977
    @jnymt7977 2 роки тому +102

    “What ethnicity are you because that could be the reason you’re here” isn’t he just stating that he’s racially profiling

    • @undead9736
      @undead9736 2 роки тому +1

      100% Racist cop cant believe these sort of people are still a thing in 2022.

    • @patriciagriffith7402
      @patriciagriffith7402 2 роки тому

      Maybe Indian

    • @kevinchester0533
      @kevinchester0533 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah, that needs flagging up with the authorities.

    • @worldtvinternational
      @worldtvinternational 2 роки тому +6

      Yep that is a sackable offence Mr. Spittle.

    • @clairelees6718
      @clairelees6718 2 роки тому +3

      Noooo ! Only if a member of the public says it . Or even thinks it , it’s wrong .

  • @weedyp
    @weedyp Рік тому +17

    😂😂😂 The'Before and after Argon oil!' ending 😂😂😂😂

  • @marky_starky
    @marky_starky 2 роки тому +174

    They love to escalate don't they, walking up on you, getting close, five of them surrounding you, aggressive body language, condescending towards you and demanding you account for a legal activity. Then they complain about your attitude. 'You're being rude to us.' Well boo hoo. Get a job in a cotton wool factory you poor babies, you might get on a bit better. No hurty feelings there for you to get upset about...

    • @paulbromley6687
      @paulbromley6687 2 роки тому +4

      I just thought AB was cruel. You wouldn’t do that to a dog or cat. We should be nicer to our dumb animals.

    • @gc6855
      @gc6855 2 роки тому

      They love to create crime on their door step, far easier than solving or preventing crime.

    • @2icelollys1goat
      @2icelollys1goat 2 роки тому +2

      Great comment. They don't like what authority they think they have called into question.

    • @steve10
      @steve10 2 роки тому +4

      They are very petty people, they think that uniform makes them immediately a step above
      I cant believe he racially profiled AB , what nationality are you , meaning any nationality he didn't like meant he was a terrorist , heaven said "you know what I mean"
      I would put in a complaint based in that alone

  • @1977ajax
    @1977ajax 2 роки тому +83

    Total inability of those two PCs to handle the simplest of interactions with the public without losing their rags and making a complete balls-up of the whole thing. Pathetic.

    • @paulbromley6687
      @paulbromley6687 2 роки тому

      My bet is these two were pcsos until very recently.

    • @happydace6991
      @happydace6991 2 роки тому +3

      @@artyarts-sake4420 I can smell the bacon from here dude !

    • @spense5905
      @spense5905 2 роки тому +2

      @@happydace6991 Bacon or Jack Boot licker? 🤔 Think your right! Police Interceptors might be more up their Street not AB's channel.

    • @1977ajax
      @1977ajax 2 роки тому +1

      @@artyarts-sake4420 The station is not their home, dummy - false analogy.

  • @glynnjones007
    @glynnjones007 2 роки тому +62

    AB, my respect for you cannot get any higher, you are an inspiration. I simply love your videos.

    • @David-p5q2o
      @David-p5q2o 29 днів тому

      You must leave a sad life 😂

  • @weederman1953
    @weederman1953 Рік тому +15

    Now, that's how it is done!! Well done, AB.❤ AB, you are truly a Master Auditor. Just Brilliant!!

  • @shadows9804
    @shadows9804 2 роки тому +119

    I cannot take the police seriously anymore. Saying all this, "Have you got nothing better to do?",- is this how they treat members of the public? They've earned the hate, as far as I'm concerned. Drive a lorry, re-train as paramedics or something like that. Get a job with some kind of fucking respect to it.

    • @spectrumisgreen7252
      @spectrumisgreen7252 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed completely chief ....... the arrogance and utter contempt the poo lice in general have for the public is moving rapidly into Waffen ss / Stasi territory.

    • @2icelollys1goat
      @2icelollys1goat 2 роки тому +5

      You're right. They just prance around throwing their weight around.

    • @Dob.nbr1
      @Dob.nbr1 2 роки тому

      I grew up in the seventys these idiots would of got ther arse given to them in a bag a big kick up the arse is what they need metaphorically speaking of course

    • @Authentic_og
      @Authentic_og 2 роки тому +3

      I hear the local sewage treatment plant is hiring.....😁

    • @JuxtaPositionings
      @JuxtaPositionings 2 роки тому +7

      I wouldn’t trust these mugs to drive a lorry or perform CPR. I wouldn’t even trust them in security. I would trust them to stack shelves on the Night Shift at Tesco, but only under strict supervision

  • @1likeJTheDon
    @1likeJTheDon 2 роки тому +470

    Two absolutely fantastic examples of people who aren't police officers but simply goons of the state... And one example of someone who knows the law and knows how to deal with members of the public correctly, respect to Srg Ollie... The other two can take a long walk off a short cliff.

    • @Dontbeasheep33
      @Dontbeasheep33 2 роки тому +20

      Horrible horrible human beings…They would do anything for their masters…

    • @CaptainDarling2020
      @CaptainDarling2020 2 роки тому +11

      I like AB, but I’m not sure how the first officer could have handled it “better”. He was polite and literally asked a few relevant questions. Whether AB answers them is another story fair enough, but for the officer to be told he handled this altercation awfully, is a bit of a stretch. This is proven by the contrast in attitude of the 2nd officer. Mr Red Face! What a bellend he is!

    • @sinead2113
      @sinead2113 2 роки тому +11

      @@CaptainDarling2020 It started going downhill for him when he decided to stick up for pc Redface ..altho reality kicked in as he was getting nowhere questioning AB 👏👏😂

    • @lozziel9662
      @lozziel9662 2 роки тому +6

      @@CaptainDarling2020 not initially polite, then the mob arrived

    • @CaptainDarling2020
      @CaptainDarling2020 2 роки тому +4

      @@sinead2113 i agree, it went downhill at the end- but I guess AB would do that to anyone with his style of answering, and personal attacks, even on PC Red Face!

  • @bmcl364
    @bmcl364 2 роки тому +212

    He actually wiped his mouth when you told him to 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @andrewcalvert2801
      @andrewcalvert2801 2 роки тому

      I know and licked his lips every time 😆

    • @angelaaustin8171
      @angelaaustin8171 2 роки тому +3

      I know it was class.

    • @augustomundombe829
      @augustomundombe829 2 роки тому +1

      A.B he is the INDISPUTABLE ever ..... Yes the Police was with red face also😂😂😂

    • @peesib
      @peesib Рік тому +5

      This short RACIST cop has searched you before hasn’t he on terrorism charges, I AM SURE, did YOU not recognise him?!

  • @BlitzMCR
    @BlitzMCR 2 роки тому +22

    Awww AB I’m in stitches. Can’t stop laughing. You are the GOAT of auditing

  • @dashford06
    @dashford06 2 роки тому +162

    They just cannot learn, can't they? By this time, every police person on the force must have heard of auditors. Must have received some instruction on how to handle public photography. Must have. And yet, there they go again, and again.

    • @savishah9053
      @savishah9053 2 роки тому +8

      Like they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks.The public have to endure there behaviour what ashame.

    • @theforcewithin369
      @theforcewithin369 2 роки тому +12

      If the camera wasn't recording they would have put hands on him and lie about it..... for sure

    • @streetspirit956
      @streetspirit956 2 роки тому +4

      agree

    • @happydace6991
      @happydace6991 2 роки тому +7

      At 7.39 Tichy actually says " you're obviously here to get a rise out of us '
      And then proceeds to actually achieve that !!! How fecking dense can you get !!!??

    • @steve10
      @steve10 2 роки тому +8

      That felt as though auditing hadn't reached that part of the world, it really felt like an interaction from about 5 years ago , they were both desperate to arrest and get violent, and ultimately lie about what happened , luckily the sarg new the score, what he should have done is apologised on his colleagues behalf.
      As you say they should all know the score by now and fix their attitudes , seems Avon and Somerset public relations is still living pre 2020

  • @cypeman8037
    @cypeman8037 2 роки тому +56

    The sergeant was absolutely correct about ownership of the land and access for the public.
    The two clowns hopefully were advised by this supervisor who had his finger on the pulse and a good attitude.

  • @zlab13
    @zlab13 2 роки тому +143

    This is a masterclass on how to deal with potential bullies. By the end they were doubting their very reason for being. On the other hand, the sergeant was very professional and polite.

    • @thomas.parnell7365
      @thomas.parnell7365 2 роки тому +1

      And deal with obvious drug addicts

    • @thomas.parnell7365
      @thomas.parnell7365 2 роки тому

      @Life Force Energy Plasterite agreed they obviously forgot first rule don't get high on your own supply

    • @saamhebden
      @saamhebden 2 роки тому

      The only bully in this video is the moron filming it. What a pathetic waste of time. And he’s not funny at all. No wit and resorts to completely puerile insults

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 2 роки тому +1

      No he wasn't. He was making threats using a friendly voice. And like always trying to say goodbye with a "friendly advice". Not professional. This needs a reaudit.

    • @copsneedwatching7245
      @copsneedwatching7245 Рік тому

      ONLY CAUSE he knew ABs objective. Anybody else and he d be just like red face. Dont be fooled, no cop is honest.

  • @GhostOfWonkru
    @GhostOfWonkru Рік тому +7

    That Sgt was a legend, can tell he’s watched Auditing Britain lots and agree’s with him about practicing rights

  • @Cj-zj7jf
    @Cj-zj7jf 2 роки тому +48

    Well those two were a right pair. The officer with the red faced had real anger issues that he was struggling to control. The body language was very revealing and the redness and saliva were signs of an intent to fight.
    The smaller officer was struggling to articulate anything at all, not much in the way of coherent argument. He was getting quite annoyed that you were not more deferential and treating him with more respect. Problem is that respect has to be earnt and the two of them were both aggressive and patronising in their approach. The way they all surrounded you was also very telling, they were spoiling for a confrontation. Great dialogue AB, well handled.
    The sergeant was cool, an old head on young shoulders, real de-escalation skills.

    • @mcirelandosharma7411
      @mcirelandosharma7411 2 роки тому +1

      @@deputyrock3489 well summed up. 👍 they really fight hard to maintain that position of authority and that's when the interesting content is created. 😂👌

    • @mark2781
      @mark2781 2 роки тому

      Well, if the sergeant knew about auditors, why didn't his underlings! 🤔 😂

  • @cheesegraham2387
    @cheesegraham2387 2 роки тому +41

    they knew why you were there ,and yet they still couldnt stop themselves from acting like absolute freaks

  • @jordywatson7829
    @jordywatson7829 2 роки тому +44

    Oh AB that was one of your funniest ones ever.. Pure gold..

  • @T100Bonniville
    @T100Bonniville 2 роки тому +37

    This is some of your finest work AB ! You are a national treasure.

  • @JohnThor1
    @JohnThor1 2 роки тому +24

    Thank you so much for making me laugh out loud for 10 minutes! Top class A.B Top class!

  • @jeffwoodward4975
    @jeffwoodward4975 2 роки тому +53

    lorry drivers leave doors open to stop people cutting their curtains to see whats inside.

    • @derekfaeberwick
      @derekfaeberwick 2 роки тому

      The bastards then just cut them for spite.

    • @nanban1896
      @nanban1896 2 роки тому

      Cheers for the heads up

    • @user-vg6df2hi8n
      @user-vg6df2hi8n 2 роки тому +2

      Butterflies can't blink or hop.

    • @steve10
      @steve10 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah I was about to put that , it's just to show there is nothing on board to steal
      I love the idea of doing long haul driving , but people trying to steal your cargo or immigrants tyring to get on board , plus the hassle with France woukd put me off

  • @jackrussell3084
    @jackrussell3084 2 роки тому +33

    When he asked you where you were born, I was so much waiting for you to say Asgard 😂😂😂

  • @billienomates1606
    @billienomates1606 2 роки тому +32

    What a breath of fresh air that sargeant was, saved you a possible stay in a holding cell for a few hours due to other incompetent officers. Keep up the great work.

  • @daniellee2168
    @daniellee2168 2 роки тому +102

    Well done AB; those two idiots sent nicely on their way and both of them must have been red-faced after you embarrassed them. Red face looks a bit older than the Little Boy so probably has gone red due to all the lies he has to tell every single day. Sergeant was good but I wonder if he is the same when a camera isn't pointing at his. Also, shouldn't more senior officers be training muppets like these two clowns so that they interact positively and don't abuse rights?

    • @errgag3580
      @errgag3580 2 роки тому +1

      Red face looks like Elmo

    • @lozziel9662
      @lozziel9662 2 роки тому

      camera and knowledge of the footage destination defo affected his approach and demeanour

    • @MrJonny2324
      @MrJonny2324 2 роки тому

      @@lozziel9662 You have no way of knowing that, he might actually be a decent officer. All we know for sure is the other two really shoudn't be in the police.

    • @jimmydempsey6857
      @jimmydempsey6857 2 роки тому

      Exactly Dan, think it would have been a different scenario had they not have been getting filmed. 👍

    • @jimmydempsey6857
      @jimmydempsey6857 2 роки тому

      @@lozziel9662 Yep commonly known as the " nice officer card" routine.

  • @Siekonaut
    @Siekonaut 2 роки тому +37

    I love how they ask as if a terrorist is going to answer "Yes officers, I am here filming the police station in order to plan a domestic terror attack!" 🤣🤣

    • @douglasfreeman3229
      @douglasfreeman3229 Рік тому

      Could be a clever bluff (or is it a double-bluff?)

    • @jamiemcm3238
      @jamiemcm3238 3 місяці тому

      Sad thing is if it was a large Afghan man with a duffel bag full of nail bombs I’m sure they’d leave him alone in this climate.

  • @moby1388
    @moby1388 2 роки тому +39

    When AB makes videos, you're guaranteed to get a laugh.

  • @TrentArmy66
    @TrentArmy66 2 роки тому +14

    The way you made him lick his lips out of pure paranoia when you said he had some dribble.. I almost died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pkn439
    @pkn439 2 роки тому +148

    Masterful performance from AB but also from the two pass. ag. Officers. Even the Sarge at the end comes across like a vile prefect and effectively he’s in on the joke. When will the po.lice finally work out how ridiculous they look in virtually all auditing videos. If I were a Chief Constable I’d pay AB to audit my stations as a training exercise.

    • @gilera8363
      @gilera8363 2 роки тому +11

      Best idea yet!! Instead of 'secret shopper' we got 'secret auditor'.

    • @Nickle314
      @Nickle314 2 роки тому +10

      So his new nickname. Spit or dribble? I tend towards officer dribble.

    • @happydace6991
      @happydace6991 2 роки тому +9

      @@Nickle314 Slobberchops mate 🤣
      Loved how he wiped his mouth each time AB told him to 😆

    • @DW-lx9wt
      @DW-lx9wt 2 роки тому +2

      thought the Sarge was ok, personally. he knows they were wrong. the fact he'd even bothered to research it is enough. as for the audit thing, it shouldn't need done, that's the point of these videos. the failings in police education, when it comes to dealing with the general public, is shocking ending up with interactions like this coming across as a massive abuse of 'power'. seeing as how many fail these audits, however, it may not be a bad thing.

    • @highgatehandyman6479
      @highgatehandyman6479 2 роки тому +3

      Not really mate. I'm not a cop fan tbh ..but.. AB is NOT a threat. however.. They don't know that. So they MUST challenge him. just to be sure he isn't a risk. He deliberately resists/ claims his rights. and the exchange is very watchable because tension makes things watchable.

  • @lindalonergan7887
    @lindalonergan7887 2 роки тому +50

    It's sad to see the standard of the Brit bobby drop so much.These two should get a part on the office.Very funny.

    • @anon131
      @anon131 2 роки тому

      @@artyarts-sake4420 is this Russia or China???
      are we under dictatorship rules?
      lol this is a free country

    • @jananilcolonoscopu4034
      @jananilcolonoscopu4034 2 роки тому +1

      @@artyarts-sake4420 He's probably right about you though, isn't he. Shilling for state security guards who wouldn't pee on you if you were on fire is always a bad look, kid.

    • @jananilcolonoscopu4034
      @jananilcolonoscopu4034 2 роки тому

      ​@@artyarts-sake4420 If you believe my comment was irrelevant to yours, your comprehension's the issue kiddo. Not my comment. Try reading again. And if you weren't a kid, you wouldn't care about being called one. Simples 😁
      -
      Then you bleated: "those same cops you mock "'wouldn't t help you if you were on fire" are the same ones you would turn to in a flash for help"... But like most people who take a dim view of police in this poor excuse for a nation, my view is based on experience. I've been attacked on the street three times, burgled, violently harassed by neighbors and run over by a driver on their phone AND had my car vandalized, then stolen... I'll give you three guesses how much support the police provided when ANY and ALL of those incidents were immediately reported to them. And I'll be even more charitable and tell you the answer starts with "Z" and ends with "ero". You genius you.
      -
      "or if your house was on fire, would you call the emergency services?" Firemen actually work for a living, unlike your daddy the plod, little man.

    • @ey242
      @ey242 2 роки тому +1

      billy smarts circus is looking for clowns , they would pass the audition with natural ability

    • @spense5905
      @spense5905 2 роки тому +2

      @@artyarts-sake4420 Ffs what are you on, the Fire Service are well respected unlike the police!! If you were on fire you'd call the Police would you!!??

  • @ceesjanmol
    @ceesjanmol 2 роки тому +23

    So good that you're giving them advice! They need it!
    Clearly.

    • @richardpaquette8429
      @richardpaquette8429 2 роки тому +1

      Then you'll like this...It's advice not advise. Cheers😃

    • @ceesjanmol
      @ceesjanmol 2 роки тому

      @@richardpaquette8429, thanks for the great...

  • @Planetugm
    @Planetugm 2 роки тому +8

    Great video A.B! They hated it when the sergeant said he knew who you was. 👊🏼

  • @destinyone843
    @destinyone843 2 роки тому +92

    I could see two officers that would have had you on the ground in cuffs, simply from their hurt feelings if they'd have had the chance.
    Their behaviour was disgraceful and unprofessional.
    Walking away from this incident in embarrassment was clearly not an option for either of them.

    • @jimmydempsey6857
      @jimmydempsey6857 2 роки тому +6

      It could have different if they weren't being filmed, arrested him for anything and concocted up their own story.

  • @brimcilroy9002
    @brimcilroy9002 2 роки тому +29

    The sergeant at the end is hopefully a new breed of cop we might see more of as he was young and obviously in touch with the ever changing modern world but can't say the same for little boy trying to save face bowing out by blowing kisses to the camera as the damage was already done and the dribbler was hilarious when ab said... Your dribbling mate.. And he replied.. No I ain't at the same time trying to mob up the dribble with his tongue licking his lips haha.

    • @jazzytimes2373
      @jazzytimes2373 2 роки тому

      the sarge is a common purpose woke marxist goon, beware of this type...

  • @1simonreed
    @1simonreed 2 роки тому +97

    Yo AB. ..Big well done to the Sargent. Need more like him .

    • @HBFREEWORLD
      @HBFREEWORLD 2 роки тому +2

      Sergeant was straight to the point - I watch your videos on TIKTOK and i know who you are . class ! No wonder he is a Sergeant .
      Did not shy or wasn't pretentious at all .

    • @davidspear9790
      @davidspear9790 2 роки тому +4

      Also the fact he came out not all geared up for a confrontation would imply that he knew there was no threat and greatly de-escalated the situation. 8/10.

    • @RAFchurchlawford4469
      @RAFchurchlawford4469 2 роки тому

      But was the sergeant just being nice to please AB?

  • @AliG-ig2jv
    @AliG-ig2jv 2 роки тому +7

    When he asked AB ‘where were you born’ I was in hysterics. I knew what AB must be thinking…. That was too funny

  • @dearnapst
    @dearnapst 2 роки тому +31

    Omg PC Napoleon syndrome was clueless, PC redface looked like he needed anger management and a permanent holiday. They was baffled that the sergeant didn't back them up, to put you in handcuffs and demand ID. PC Napoleon syndrome will regret he looked silly in the end, I pity his family who will see this. Great Audit AB 👍😂

    • @savishah9053
      @savishah9053 2 роки тому

      Now look at what there family's have to go through because of their abusing of police power when they come up against AB.

  • @donaldwingent547
    @donaldwingent547 2 роки тому +35

    One of the funniest audits ever. The way you reined them both in and set them straight is awesome.

  • @e-j699
    @e-j699 2 роки тому +326

    Ginger was pretty bad but the second he said your nationality might be a reason you're here, made my jaw drop! Shocking and without doubt, racial profiling!!

    • @richardpaquette8429
      @richardpaquette8429 2 роки тому +32

      It was a very ignorant thing to say!

    • @jean6453
      @jean6453 2 роки тому +24

      E-J i was so surprised that he actual said that, that was really offensive. The cop needs retraining on how to not profile people. I hope he changes professions.

    • @GamerUK
      @GamerUK 2 роки тому +21

      I can’t believe he’s said that. He is a danger to the public.

    • @keithalmquest8695
      @keithalmquest8695 2 роки тому

      Wtf absolutely disgrace typical pigs

    • @craigbuckley1758
      @craigbuckley1758 2 роки тому +14

      Racial profiling is sensible.

  • @tflynn2232
    @tflynn2232 2 роки тому +7

    That is the funniest thing I have ever seen 🤣
    Telling the "little boy " he will never grow taller.
    Well done again AB 💙

  • @danielplavenieks4657
    @danielplavenieks4657 2 роки тому +34

    These coppers are so thick. Completely and utterly. The "spitter" can hardly string a sentence together and both more concerned about they're hurt feelings than knowing they're jobs.

  • @michaelcollins5007
    @michaelcollins5007 2 роки тому +18

    "No need to be rude" as he aggressively points his finger in your face.

  • @knowledgeispowermediaprodu7094
    @knowledgeispowermediaprodu7094 2 роки тому +133

    This is fantastic! I chuckled all the way through. You led the cops around right by the nose. They fell for everything. It's so easy to troll the cops. The cops here in America are the same way when I film them. They act like I came into their house, when in actuality, it's OUR house. The people's house, whether here or in the UK. Stay safe brother! Great job!

    • @Authentic_og
      @Authentic_og 2 роки тому +3

      What's yer channel bruv?
      I'd like to see what you've got✌🏼👍🇬🇧🇮🇪🙂

    • @thebodykeepsthescore2828
      @thebodykeepsthescore2828 2 роки тому

      ​@@Authentic_og Click his profile numb nuts

    • @the1after909
      @the1after909 2 роки тому +1

      @@Authentic_og click on his name or avatar

    • @shadekiahpops8988
      @shadekiahpops8988 2 роки тому +1

      Straight up brother. Ridiculous really. I'm South African and our lot are far worse believe me.

    • @knowledgeispowermediaprodu7094
      @knowledgeispowermediaprodu7094 2 роки тому +7

      @@shadekiahpops8988 South Africa is a hard place brother. If our world leaders would get their shit together, humans wouldn't have to suffer so much. You matter, AB matters, I matter, the people matter. I'm Indigenous to my country, and as a Proud Cherokee, I fight alongside my brother's for humanity even if they are from other countries. Much love and respect bro!

  • @DandelionGum1
    @DandelionGum1 Рік тому +7

    9:26 That little frustrated eye twitch he does when he realises he complied to your order to wipe his mouth. He can tell that he isn't taking control of the situation like he wants to and it's probably driving him crazy. Hilarious.

  • @Splyt__
    @Splyt__ 2 роки тому +89

    This was one of the strangest and funniest audits out there.

    • @mentalmickey1459
      @mentalmickey1459 2 роки тому

      are we still friends?

    • @Splyt__
      @Splyt__ 2 роки тому +1

      @@mentalmickey1459 Sure man why not.

    • @jdmbiz0005
      @jdmbiz0005 2 роки тому +2

      Brilliant.... I was in stitches

    • @UltimaPun84
      @UltimaPun84 2 роки тому +1

      Naa dude, the strangest one was last month, when he walked into a empty building, the the 2 napelese security did not know what they were doing. Everyone were confused

    • @Splyt__
      @Splyt__ 2 роки тому +1

      @@UltimaPun84 Oh yeah haha man they probably got fired for that.

  • @ingoatwetrust8086
    @ingoatwetrust8086 2 роки тому +18

    On his own: "i'm just asking a simple question"
    With his gang mates: "you're obviously here for a reaction"
    Coward.

  • @jacko717
    @jacko717 2 роки тому +38

    When the police mention "hostile reconnaissance" you should reply "we'll discuss it if you can spell it."
    And what's James Corden doing there at the end?🙋🏻‍♂️😂

  • @Beatslager
    @Beatslager 2 роки тому +7

    ""You forgot your taser, go and get it and come back "" made me crack up !!!

  • @steveallen1635
    @steveallen1635 2 роки тому +19

    Wow, you can get why some people are management material and others are not!

  • @ukviewer9247
    @ukviewer9247 2 роки тому +18

    You've come here to get a rise out of the police. Then procedes to make a fool of themselves.

  • @jaylamb477
    @jaylamb477 2 роки тому +44

    One of your best AB, you tied those two muppets up in a bow. ‘Little boy and ‘red face’ need to go and have a rest in a dark room 😂🤣

  • @richardcole9558
    @richardcole9558 2 роки тому +2

    The time you have been doing this you would have thought the penny had dropped ! ..still it keeps you in work and us amused 👍👍😎

  • @ifyouvote.5005
    @ifyouvote.5005 2 роки тому +53

    I can never understand how these people say, we don't have enough people to deal with crime, but have hours to offend a man with a camera, and still the local police commissioner is asleep

    • @peterfitzpatrick7032
      @peterfitzpatrick7032 2 роки тому +1

      Probably just a bad choice of words , mate... but they weren't "offending" him, they were infringing on his rights. He (or you, or me) has no right to NOT being offended...of course free speech used to be a thing... now ? Not so much... 🙄
      😎👍☘🍺

    • @ianhandforth5672
      @ianhandforth5672 2 роки тому

      all the do is village fates,waste of time

  • @touchingthevoid
    @touchingthevoid 2 роки тому +23

    This is what happens when you give a small amount of power to very small people. (Excuse the pun)

  • @yasminet6355
    @yasminet6355 2 роки тому +25

    When you think of all the vile criminals out there and they have the nerve to say "have you nothing better to do".

    • @lozziel9662
      @lozziel9662 2 роки тому

      and you hear it so often, in so many far-off places

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves 2 роки тому

      Spot on, they do eff all about it

  • @martin7305
    @martin7305 7 місяців тому +4

    Shocking you can feel the animosity towards the public

  • @willo219
    @willo219 2 роки тому +15

    "Little Boy" -- I was dying at this point 🤣🤣

  • @SuperLarson777
    @SuperLarson777 2 роки тому +64

    AB, have you checked your pockets to see of those 2 idiots are still in there? 😂😂
    Absolutely owned 👏

  • @apmullen
    @apmullen 2 роки тому +32

    One word for the 2 officers. Disgraceful!
    The racist comments should be addressed by senior management asap

  • @exrfn
    @exrfn 2 роки тому

    Alway's have a smile on my face when watching your video's A.B...You know exactly how to play the game!😂😂..Great entertainment...Thanks👍👍

  • @cedarkey
    @cedarkey 2 роки тому +25

    The Sergeant was very much clued in. His demeanour and professionalism shone through. Shame about the two muppets though. Typical rank and file, goons.

  • @themaskedgrappler
    @themaskedgrappler 2 роки тому +62

    The Sarge was on point, knew exactly how to de-escalate

    • @peadarmurray7994
      @peadarmurray7994 2 роки тому +6

      Because he knew who he was, the others didn't

    • @SergeiFedorov77
      @SergeiFedorov77 2 роки тому

      Of the sergeant didn't know hed probably escalate it into ridiculousness too. It shouldnt matter if they know who AB is it not, they should just f off as long as no laws are broken. Those two cunt cops should be put in jail.

    • @jimmydempsey6857
      @jimmydempsey6857 2 роки тому

      @@peadarmurray7994 Smart man thought " l'm being filmed" got to behave !

    • @ritch8088
      @ritch8088 2 роки тому +1

      You would think 'Sarge' would call a meeting for all of his officers after this interaction and brief them all on auditors. Would take less than 5 mins to explain there are people who like to film police stations. If you see one, smile say hello and wish them a good day. Or if you want a top mark, engage with them in a friendly manner, offer to get them a cup of tea, even invite them in for a tour..the mind boggles why there are so many coppers who still don't know who auditors are!!

  • @jenfree-oo1lt
    @jenfree-oo1lt 2 роки тому +14

    Another amazing video from AB! ❤️❤️❤️Absolutely love how you twist them up in knots 🪢 😂😂😂😂

  • @DoubleDeckerAnton
    @DoubleDeckerAnton 2 роки тому +2

    The Police need to know that they are public servants, who work for us.

  • @eb4661
    @eb4661 2 роки тому +63

    The group mentality in the gang, when the one most stupid, arrogant or violent bully takes lead, is shocking. Always, always!

    • @lozziel9662
      @lozziel9662 2 роки тому

      and none of the mob had the sense to deescalate for the common good, they let them keep on digging their hole

  • @jananilcolonoscopu4034
    @jananilcolonoscopu4034 2 роки тому +10

    7:54 "you got some dribbles"... "no, the other side" - legitimately cracked me up. You get a like just for that 🤣🤣

  • @ianwright1980
    @ianwright1980 2 роки тому +49

    Got to love the end. How daddy comes out and tells little boy and red there in the wrong and he loses it and throws his toys out and walks off. Fucking killed it AB, brilliant.

  • @madmaxine4185
    @madmaxine4185 2 роки тому +1

    "What do you mean?" AB you need to do the t-shirts!! Brilliant work!

  • @azztekk
    @azztekk 2 роки тому +53

    AB, you are the supreme master of the auditing trade. to observe frustration building in an ineffective authoritarian is truly wonderful entertainment. a big thank you to all who participated in this video 😀

    • @glizzforman8094
      @glizzforman8094 2 роки тому +2

      I like your vocabulary.

    • @tornagawn
      @tornagawn 2 роки тому +1

      Just get a job you irritating waster of people in employment…..
      Go home! Make a cup of tea, apply for a job.

  • @JoeyRhubarb
    @JoeyRhubarb 2 роки тому +32

    There's usually (not always) a massive difference of intelligence levels and demeaner between Sergeant's and regular PC's. It's pretty appalling the level these two PCs were at, especially as they are not exactly young. Just underachievers I guess.

  • @susanshone8185
    @susanshone8185 2 роки тому +26

    AB big respect this certainly made me laugh you drew them in hook line and sinker your advice was spot on and the little man syndrome he'll never get over it they were both so mad 😂🤣😂 as they love to have the upper hand well not this time the sergeant was spot on he know the score within a minute he had it sorted that's why he's the sergeant and the other two are goons well done AB 👍 your the man

  • @andyzeus6898
    @andyzeus6898 2 роки тому +2

    Excellent... They demand answers but when you deny them they implode. Keep up the good work.

  • @richardkinghorn4729
    @richardkinghorn4729 2 роки тому +6

    You can see red face getting angrier and angrier by the second, little boy keeps repeating the same thing time after time. Just love the term little boy, brilliant. I bet they were dying to get hands on you AB, you could see it in red faced, little boy would have happily joined in too. Respect to the sarge. Brilliant AB.

  • @Renegade1127
    @Renegade1127 2 роки тому +13

    It's getting worse.
    SGt knew why you were there, but still came out with the 'private police property' bullshit. Then he switched to it being the police/crime commissioners 'personal property'.
    The police don't 'own' anything, nor does the commissioner. Everything they have the use of is provided by, and maintained at, public expense.
    SGt should have a look at his own council tax bill.

  • @svenpoletka5236
    @svenpoletka5236 2 роки тому +44

    Is there no longer any requirements who gets to be a patrol cop? Littleboy and Redface are probably very talented at something else.

    • @itellyouwhy6957
      @itellyouwhy6957 2 роки тому +3

      Littleboy looks like he could be a whizz on Fortnite and red face looks like he could be a master chef on the BBQ

    • @letter1014
      @letter1014 2 роки тому

      @@itellyouwhy6957 😂

    • @happydace6991
      @happydace6991 2 роки тому

      @@itellyouwhy6957 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @trojanska4538
      @trojanska4538 2 роки тому +1

      master bating ????????

    • @bobsmith3291
      @bobsmith3291 2 роки тому

      Was there ever standards

  • @FutbolDrones
    @FutbolDrones 2 роки тому +1

    AB You are the best!! Your content make my days suck less. TY my friend.

  • @adhusky
    @adhusky 2 роки тому +57

    Well done to the Sargent. He knew exactly what was going on and that was all it needed.

    • @copsneedwatching7245
      @copsneedwatching7245 Рік тому +1

      BS unless he told red face and little boy to act like respectful grown ups. And i bet he didnt.

  • @Amit-ov3or
    @Amit-ov3or 2 роки тому +6

    Damn, they must have really scraped the barrel to get Dribbler onboard. He belongs in a cartoon. As far Little Boy, he’s what you call a proper Little Mug. Great Video AB.

  • @MontgomeryPisswhistle
    @MontgomeryPisswhistle 2 роки тому +42

    This has got to be the funniest interaction with the police I've seen in ages 😆

  • @g.ladylovespurple4003
    @g.ladylovespurple4003 2 роки тому +1

    I absolutely love u AB ur the best at this & make me smile like a silly cow love it 😀 💖

  • @poppypop1441
    @poppypop1441 2 роки тому +25

    Before and after shot at the end made my sides split with laughter 😂😂😂 AB another funny episode! Keep poking fun at them

    • @spectrumisgreen7252
      @spectrumisgreen7252 2 роки тому +2

      Agreed, that was absolutely BRILLIANT 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @lozziel9662
      @lozziel9662 2 роки тому +1

      an easy target though

  • @iwasntaguntilimovedouttheh3961
    @iwasntaguntilimovedouttheh3961 2 роки тому +100

    couldn't stop laughing at 6 mins in when he asks why are you recording, it's a simple question and there's a simple answer! this is after AB said he likes recording Police stations

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +45

      I recorded it 2 days aga I’m still laughing now

    • @stuartbrown8259
      @stuartbrown8259 2 роки тому +13

      @@tttt4029 Well done for commenting, that helps.

    • @davidgordon2305
      @davidgordon2305 2 роки тому

      @@tttt4029 making money is secondary to exposing little tin pot hitlers wherever they may be hiding, he only makes money at it because he is so successful at shining a light on the little roaches as they try to flee back under their garbage

    • @publiceyes473
      @publiceyes473 2 роки тому +12

      @@tttt4029 purposes to find egos and let them show themselves and get a laugh😁

    • @treycampbell4038
      @treycampbell4038 2 роки тому +1

      @@tttt4029 shhhh....

  • @Channel567-7
    @Channel567-7 2 роки тому +116

    Great upload AB, these people are why we need auditors like yourself, what a shower of antagonistic useless numpties we sadly pay for! Yeah it is ‘hostile reconnaissance’, they’re very hostile! One of your best ever uploads! 👌😃

    • @ianwalton4081
      @ianwalton4081 2 роки тому

      Yeah reconnaissance for hostile numpty plods .

  • @TaraBeaumont-gt9xp
    @TaraBeaumont-gt9xp Рік тому +1

    ♥️♥️ public servants that don't know they are public servants ♥️♥️