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  • @nivekkobe696
    @nivekkobe696 2 роки тому +1003

    the northern irish guy was so aggressive and then realised he could not intimidate you brilliant . but thats because your good . other poor people of the public may well have been scared.

    • @John_Wood_
      @John_Wood_ 2 роки тому +40

      Little pricks like that knob just need manners put on them

    • @meme-tp2yz
      @meme-tp2yz 2 роки тому +45

      The little peeler bastard from northern Ireland

    • @rockbun3985
      @rockbun3985 2 роки тому +89

      All northern Ireland cop's are like this.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 2 роки тому +55

      Something tells me no one seeks out a chair next to him in the staff canteen.

    • @GamerUK
      @GamerUK 2 роки тому +65

      They’re used to bullying people in Liverpool. This is how the majority of them approach people here. It was great to see AB put him back in his box 👏🏼

  • @Davetouring
    @Davetouring 2 роки тому +273

    The frustration displayed in some of them when they realise they can’t use their usual intimidation tactics is immense.

  • @korpiz
    @korpiz 2 роки тому +139

    It’s not protect and serve anymore, it’s intimidate and control. It’s sad to see police officers behave like this jogging character in green behaves like.

    • @juliepeace8388
      @juliepeace8388 2 роки тому +3

      This isn't America! It's never been "to protect and serve"!

    • @zzyzxRDFwy15
      @zzyzxRDFwy15 2 роки тому +3

      Protect and Serve (The State)

    • @moj6241
      @moj6241 2 роки тому

      @Tom Foster Alan stop carrying on you absolute lunatic.

    • @oflaherty903
      @oflaherty903 2 роки тому

      Protect and serve themselves

  • @bvgb921
    @bvgb921 2 роки тому +203

    The last encounter was absolutely brilliant, AB you wound that guy up in less than a minute and he walked away almost crying, this is AB at his very best, keep them coming AB your becoming a legend.

    • @1888.cfc.
      @1888.cfc. 2 роки тому +9

      He's been a legend from his very first audit. 👊💥

    • @sguerilla6142
      @sguerilla6142 2 роки тому +4

      nature and animals... :)

    • @judgeberry6071
      @judgeberry6071 Рік тому

      And if you wasn't so gullible you might have noticed the two film cuts he did in post from when he was filming around the front entrance 🤦‍♂

    • @Jamescloherty
      @Jamescloherty 9 місяців тому

      C'mon A. B. He was a bit toooooooo easy, but good job bro

    • @135Ops
      @135Ops 6 місяців тому +1

      @@judgeberry6071 I'd love to hear you explain what difference the edits made to the demeanour of PC Butt hurt. Sounds like the only gullible person here is you...

  • @nicy4655
    @nicy4655 2 роки тому +359

    Hahaha wee fella at the end was nearly crying. Brilliant. Pity he wasn't partnered up with the angry Irishman, that would've made some brilliant footage.

    • @insertnamehere4921
      @insertnamehere4921 2 роки тому +16

      Haha I was crying watching it with laughter!

    • @jasonseery4885
      @jasonseery4885 2 роки тому +8

      He’s not Irish he’s Northern Ireland that’s classed as uk

    • @davidk1644
      @davidk1644 2 роки тому +7

      @@jasonseery4885 it's not, it is classed as Northern Irish, have a look at your British passport.

    • @jasonseery4885
      @jasonseery4885 2 роки тому +2

      @@windupmerchant1679 oh I’m not from there so Northern Ireland is Irish then and not British at all, makes sense now if it’s Ireland and called Northern Ireland that it belongs to Ireland

    • @nicy4655
      @nicy4655 2 роки тому +5

      @@jasonseery4885 he doesn't say where he is from, he's an angry Irish sounding fella. And if your going to start some blah blah blah about his accent then how do you know he's not born in Dublin but grew up in Belfast? You don't so don't be replying to my comments trying to correct me on something that nobody apart from you cares about any more.

  • @jack161721
    @jack161721 2 роки тому +386

    AB you are the best. I love the way you reel the idiots in, they don't even know your taking the piss out of them. I look forward to your next one.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +23

      🙏🏼

    • @lewisjarvis4201
      @lewisjarvis4201 2 роки тому +3

      @@AuditingBritain come to Hull. Humberside Police could do with some education

    • @stevengallagher635
      @stevengallagher635 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah it's watching videos like this when I don't feel inspired to do auditing as I wouldn't get anywhere near being as good 😆

    • @andrewbarry3375
      @andrewbarry3375 2 роки тому

      What rude power crazed 'idiots'

  • @robw2486
    @robw2486 2 роки тому +214

    You have a natural ability to act like you don't know what is going on, and to then engage in mind games (without them knowing), and challenge them, and then you get to 'check-mate' and they don't even know how they got there in the first place.

    • @CountMackula
      @CountMackula 2 роки тому +13

      His demolition of grey hooded Scouse berk at end was brilliant.

    • @akhan6778
      @akhan6778 2 роки тому +8

      Had me in stitches with that tyrant in the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 2 роки тому +3

      He was clearly rattled, hence his 'you think you're smart dig'. He even failed in his last attempt to have the last word when he told AB to move off the road then did nothing to follow it up.

    • @larryforeman7157
      @larryforeman7157 2 роки тому +1

      The last guy never did get the irony in your retorts to his queries.

    • @Nelson_Churchill
      @Nelson_Churchill 2 роки тому +2

      He is absolutely brilliant at it! I'm in love

  • @SuperBotfly
    @SuperBotfly Рік тому +31

    That last encounter was an utter CLINIC!!!! 😂

  • @steveturner7573
    @steveturner7573 2 роки тому +100

    I’ve watched the short piece at the end a few times now. What a complete tool he was. Full of self importance and perceived authority. Skilfully dispatched in 4 minutes. Absolutely brilliant

  • @slopsallover
    @slopsallover 2 роки тому +193

    AB the master of the art. Once again you highlight perfectly the inadequacies of our police. Amongst the many this vid highlights their arrogance, ignorance, scruffiness, lack of professionalism and total inability to connect with the public. Keep up the good work AB

    • @wladniem
      @wladniem 2 роки тому +13

      I agree with your comment 100 %

    • @Automotiverecoveryuk
      @Automotiverecoveryuk 2 роки тому +4

      Ha ha this 1 made me laugh officer itchy butthurt🤣🤣

    • @storm3698
      @storm3698 2 роки тому +5

      I couldn't have put it better myself

    • @Yagdrol
      @Yagdrol 2 роки тому +2

      Great point, the police have completely lost the confidence of the public. They see the public as the enemy now.

    • @center__mass
      @center__mass 2 роки тому +3

      Standard's have dropped for sure

  • @andygraham2325
    @andygraham2325 2 роки тому +92

    The one and only AB,you are one of a kind,love your footage buddy.

  • @bennymerenti6850
    @bennymerenti6850 2 роки тому +18

    Some people just love to act like their big & tough. They think they can just march up into your personal
    space & that if they just say “Police” we will be intimidated. Most officer, in my experience, don’t behave so absurdly but there are those that do.
    I treat people as they treat me. And you are the same AB, which is why I enjoy your style. Boundary testing brings out the true character of individuals. All power to you AB.

  • @motherofsalem6454
    @motherofsalem6454 2 роки тому +115

    The last guy walked into that perfectly 🤣🤣 you did so well 👏👏 you're turning into a comedic genius AB 😁

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +14

      🙏🏼

    • @N1611n
      @N1611n 2 роки тому +4

      @@AuditingBritain You run rings around them AB :-))

    • @irenedavo3768
      @irenedavo3768 2 роки тому +1

      @@AuditingBritain filming Nature

    • @PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith
      @PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith 2 роки тому +2

      The last copper was about to bust a blood vessel, you could see the brain meltdown. the mentality of an angry 7 year old.

  • @WeeShooey
    @WeeShooey 2 роки тому +88

    Bodey & Doyle at the beginning thought they’d stumbled on the crime of the year. Superb AB

    • @sicksquid3258
      @sicksquid3258 2 роки тому +4

      Must have been hard for 'Rocky' to be told to clear off by the Female officer.😆

    • @oflaherty903
      @oflaherty903 2 роки тому +6

      Steamed in like bodie and doyle left like laurel and hardy

    • @sheilam4525
      @sheilam4525 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @joeydunlop7613
      @joeydunlop7613 2 роки тому

      hehe, more like dumb & dumber.

    • @yanniszaxaro
      @yanniszaxaro 2 місяці тому

      Bodey and Doyle crying

  • @rus1616
    @rus1616 2 роки тому +244

    That constable had no clue that AB was messing with him. This just shows how much these officers are so up their own back sides that they think the public must obey their orders, but AB was too much of a genius for that last prick.

    • @bentas3454
      @bentas3454 2 роки тому +1

      the highly educated officer was dumb as a rock

    • @chezzmaine
      @chezzmaine 2 роки тому +5

      That was the most hilarious exchange I’ve heard in a while i was in stitches

    • @Colt-hd5bn
      @Colt-hd5bn 2 роки тому +2

      Brilliant

    • @shuyelbari8853
      @shuyelbari8853 2 роки тому +2

      @Rus, just highlights how bad the finishing school at police training schl is. The first officer Irish or Northern Irish or Garda should be containing the civilians demeanour not inflating. The female officer tackled the situation a lot better.
      Stoke on Trent PS vid is still wayout infront IMHO.

    • @tonys8448
      @tonys8448 2 роки тому +3

      You'd think they would be onto him and all the other auditors by now 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg 8 місяців тому +7

    The fact that they act like this _because_ they're being recorded is _why_ they need to be recorded.

  • @buck4yergold498
    @buck4yergold498 2 роки тому +247

    I live for this shite! "OUR building!" This guy had an attitude and you dragged him across the coals. Love the way you bait these despots into thinking your filming nature and then they think they've got you, but even if you're filming the building, that's perfectly OK, too. Officer "Butt hurt" LMAO! Well done my friend. God bless you AB.

    • @scam
      @scam 2 роки тому +2

      Which god?

    • @richarddainty2855
      @richarddainty2855 2 роки тому +6

      @@scam i think he means the flying spaghetti monster

    • @timwhale9434
      @timwhale9434 2 роки тому +8

      And the way he tried to strategically come up on AB from behind. AB expertly call him out for it.
      The last interaction was real comedy gold 😅

    • @user-vg6df2hi8n
      @user-vg6df2hi8n 2 роки тому +2

      @@scam - take your pick.

    • @Bullshit1011
      @Bullshit1011 2 роки тому +1

      @@scam anyone you like

  • @daveyjones72
    @daveyjones72 2 роки тому +111

    "I'm just filming the wildlife in the bushes..." "There just happens to be a police station in front of the bushes..." AB, you are absolutely priceless mate! 😆 Just as well I like priceless! 😁

    • @kenh3344
      @kenh3344 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe he looking for hedge hogs/escaping piglets, or fully grown pigs. They say there are wild bore ,maybe it shooting season but forgot his 12 bore. Shotgun. But plenty of shots with the camera.

    • @readytogo6569
      @readytogo6569 2 роки тому +6

      AB always gives us Gems!

    • @angieestey2778
      @angieestey2778 2 роки тому +1

      These people spend too much time in local pubs and all have alcoholic brain disease.

    • @DMC888
      @DMC888 2 роки тому

      He needs to dress up as David Bellamy with the beard and everything. He used to love rooting around in the undergrowth.

  • @TheDroneOperator.
    @TheDroneOperator. 2 роки тому +132

    Merseyside police tried to conduct an unlawful search of me today right near the Liverpool World Musuem in the gardens on my lunch break from university. I was sitting there having some food and three approached me asking if I had weed. I got my phone out and turned the situation around to the point they walked away defeated. Thanks for all the lessons AB!

    • @jayl0151
      @jayl0151 2 роки тому

      Shit heads mate

    • @chrisbevis7725
      @chrisbevis7725 2 роки тому +18

      Just unbelievable and proves they are no longer police but revenue collectors.

    • @meatismurder2862
      @meatismurder2862 2 роки тому +6

      If true absolutely disgraceful. If they could genuine smell it that's fine but if not disgraceful.

    • @davidspear9790
      @davidspear9790 2 роки тому +6

      @@meatismurder2862 They never 'genuinely' smell it. Clearly trying to set him up.

    • @robertoc2485
      @robertoc2485 2 роки тому +6

      Yes well done. It's good we have phones now - they don't like it 👍

  • @charlesworthgore470
    @charlesworthgore470 2 роки тому +42

    These tyrants need to be checked all day everyday and we have the authority to dictate to the police force the type of policing that we feel is appropriate in our society...

  • @WeAreTheTrueMedia
    @WeAreTheTrueMedia 2 роки тому +45

    12:54 The whole point of auditing summed up in a few words...... "Why would you want my home address",........ "Why would you want my name". 💯% AB 👌🏼

  • @theGottowatch
    @theGottowatch 2 роки тому +55

    Omg the way you dealt with M&S bag guy was absolutely quality. more like that please!!

    • @robdavies7
      @robdavies7 2 роки тому +4

      ' Itchy arse ' ;-)

    • @edwardgatey8301
      @edwardgatey8301 2 роки тому +2

      Butthurt cream, I hear it’s in pharmacies everywhere.

    • @PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith
      @PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith 2 роки тому +2

      I mean pc butthead was so thick he couldn't even see that he was setting AB to annihilate him with the whole why do you want My address routine. classic comedy..

    • @001razz
      @001razz 2 роки тому

      Butt hurt cream for Mr M&S

  • @Tiny-Tim
    @Tiny-Tim 2 роки тому +95

    It never ceases to amaze, call the police because you've been burgled, or had your car stollen they are too busy to attend and you get a crime number. But pick up a camera and there's suddenly loads of them like flies on shit.

    • @superskier2
      @superskier2 2 роки тому +11

      One man out in public, not breaking any laws....5 cops in attendance....so just imagine how many would attend for a real crime.

    • @MelchizedekKohen
      @MelchizedekKohen 2 роки тому +2

      because they know how corupt the police is

    • @ianjones3568
      @ianjones3568 2 роки тому +2

      Yes but he might use that photographic evidence to blow the building up, like that guy in Commando.

    • @alliecollin1748
      @alliecollin1748 2 роки тому +1

      @@ianjones3568 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧

    • @larryforeman7157
      @larryforeman7157 2 роки тому

      You don't understand. They all have to hang inside the building watching for dangerous cameras threatening their cars.

  • @peterhemmings2929
    @peterhemmings2929 Рік тому +9

    Best documentary about bushes I've ever seen, congrats

  • @paddymat55
    @paddymat55 2 роки тому +40

    He is and always be the king of auditing

  • @jaylamb477
    @jaylamb477 2 роки тому +45

    That last copper was hilarious, he’ll make detective in no time.

    • @shookoneldn300
      @shookoneldn300 2 роки тому +6

      More like chief cuntstable..😂😂😂

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side 2 роки тому +140

    Yo! AB!! Totally class Haha. "This idiot was acting like an idiot, so I'm calling him an idiot" haha.
    The cop at the end sharp scarpered when he realised you were turning his brain into spaghetti : )
    Your videos never fail to entertain, respect!
    Peace and love!

  • @nimmichagger165
    @nimmichagger165 9 місяців тому +27

    The tiny Irish fella is hilarious 😂 and the Scouser was comedy gold!

    • @bobsmith3291
      @bobsmith3291 7 місяців тому

      He won’t be a scouser

    • @jedross2136
      @jedross2136 6 місяців тому +3

      Sadly, toward the end the scousers voice had become so high I had to ask my dog exactly what he was saying lol

    • @bobsmith3291
      @bobsmith3291 6 місяців тому

      @@jedross2136 you’re about as funny as burning orphanage you sad sap

    • @bobsmith3291
      @bobsmith3291 6 місяців тому

      @@jedross2136 tosser

  • @rush6227
    @rush6227 2 роки тому +209

    You know you're dealing with a bad one when intimidation is their first tactic.
    If they're like that on camera, then expect far worse off it and false allegations.
    As long as these individuals exist, the police are a worry to the public and loathed by many.
    They need to change drastically because they can be seen for what they are.

    • @ant7699
      @ant7699 2 роки тому +14

      Lol. That guy in the green top was a right twonk.

    • @chrisbevis7725
      @chrisbevis7725 2 роки тому +5

      Just imagine these cops when there is no camera or when they are interacting with our children or other vulnerable groups.

    • @interestedparty00
      @interestedparty00 2 роки тому

      I appreciate AB standing his ground, but his audits end up with him doing nothing other than self-detaining himself and whining about police being rude.

    • @TransoceanicOutreach
      @TransoceanicOutreach 2 роки тому +3

      The northren irish guy was a walking stereotype, I would have said 'Calm down, this isn't Belfast in the 70's'

    • @kennethgardner3310
      @kennethgardner3310 2 роки тому

      👍 true keep dogs on lead

  • @janmoyen
    @janmoyen 2 роки тому +129

    As if the first part wasn’t amazing enough……
    Jesus Christ, Monty Python couldn’t have come up with the last 5 minutes. Absolute gold. 😂😂😂

    • @AA-be9rn
      @AA-be9rn 2 роки тому +4

      Thought they were gona get thier swords out 😂

    • @ant7699
      @ant7699 2 роки тому +1

      Nice. I'm not there yet. =)

    • @engineeringvision9507
      @engineeringvision9507 2 роки тому +5

      Oh God that was so funny :) He played that guy like a piano

    • @IBIZABIKE
      @IBIZABIKE 2 роки тому

      Are you deaf?
      No I am alive
      Why would I have a problem with dead people ? And so on

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 2 роки тому +36

    The hilarious rage simmering in Little Mr Ulster when he had to give his shoulder number - fantastic 🤣

  • @Incessuserro
    @Incessuserro 2 роки тому +11

    Keep up the good work. Lots of police have missed out on or disregarded this part of their training.

  • @youngk596
    @youngk596 2 роки тому +76

    AB your getting better and better each video. I’m loving the content as usual please don’t stop auditing we are all with you 💯💯💯❤️

  • @Jake-wr2se
    @Jake-wr2se 2 роки тому +136

    A true representation of how the police act on a daily basis and approach people

    • @interestedparty00
      @interestedparty00 2 роки тому +1

      Cop at the end got castrated.

    • @chowmein12
      @chowmein12 2 роки тому

      @@interestedparty00 what to question why someone is filming a police building and wont converse with why they are doing it .....would you like the police not to enquire or ask questions about strange behavior do you have any ideas the consequences could be

    • @interestedparty00
      @interestedparty00 2 роки тому

      @@chowmein12, the police can legally ask all the questions they want. I encourage it. But the cop can't detain or demand ID unless they have actual evidence of a crime that rises to the level of RAS of a crime or PC of a crime.

    • @chowmein12
      @chowmein12 2 роки тому

      @@interestedparty00 but did they demand that or detain him? ....do you think this auditing fella does this correctly do you think the police should have to waste time on him?

    • @interestedparty00
      @interestedparty00 2 роки тому

      @@chowmein12, the auditor was right, and the police were wrong.

  • @haganm55555
    @haganm55555 2 роки тому +35

    Cheers from South Africa, been binge-watching all your vids, absolute legend, looking forward to more.

  • @dannysmum9744
    @dannysmum9744 2 роки тому +14

    i love the way that you immediately take command of the situation:
    "i am taking a step backwards - this time try not to take a step towards me"
    they are then fucked -
    if they don't follow your command - you can chastise them again.. if they do do as they are told - they have then complied with you and acknowledged that you are in charge..

  • @elevated2k
    @elevated2k 2 роки тому +39

    That back and forth with the officer at the end was too good, AB got him good 😂

    • @leefoley2649
      @leefoley2649 2 роки тому +4

      I was rolling up man, love his laugh after 😂

  • @deljules1383
    @deljules1383 2 роки тому +30

    Absolutely brilliant AB, you completely outsmart them every time 👍

  • @fortheloveof306
    @fortheloveof306 2 роки тому +40

    AB you brighten my day every time you upload a new vid ^^ people seem to think that only criminals dislike the police but fail to see the way police treat people and the disrespect they show to regular folk, most are on a power trip every time they interact with the public.

  • @davidbratley5520
    @davidbratley5520 2 роки тому +37

    MATRIX is the new " trendy " name given to what was the Operational Support Group. They are the mobile resource that can be dispatched to incidents to supplement the local first response teams. The real reason the dog section, mounted section, armed response, (I'm told also the counter terrorism unit) and MATRIX are all being located at Speke is because Merseyside police got a big grant for having a resource close to John Lennon airport. The OSD have a chequered past, notably for excessive violence and routinely fitting up people during random stop searches.

    • @gerwulfthered154
      @gerwulfthered154 2 роки тому

      David Bratley: The worse thing they done was getting rid of the OSD, it was a great unit. The criminals feared it. Had a great time on there. The Matrix are a joke.

    • @davidbratley5520
      @davidbratley5520 2 роки тому

      @@gerwulfthered154 Just wanted to let you know I didn't write the comment, it was my Dad, John Bratley, he borrowed my laptop, I have no interest in this stuff!

    • @me5969
      @me5969 Рік тому

      It's not that "new". They've been around since I was at least a teenager and I'm in my 30's now

  • @cylonbry
    @cylonbry 2 роки тому +65

    AB is just absolutely comedy gold, best auditor around, .GOOD work as always ab

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +4

      🤛

    • @ryanmeakin7203
      @ryanmeakin7203 Рік тому

      ​@@AuditingBritainI live here believe me they're much much worse than this believe me

  • @strapstarforeignnative1429
    @strapstarforeignnative1429 2 роки тому +118

    The encounter with #officerbuthurts was just pure comedy! He thought he was going to order you around but soon found it impossible with AB's classic responses. Great content.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +10

      🙏🏼

    • @Billzloveschelsea
      @Billzloveschelsea Рік тому

      @@AuditingBritain Please visit Stratford job centre in East London and Forest police station. Both places are filled with people who don’t know anything about law. Stratford job centre are very paranoid about photography

    • @eyericht
      @eyericht Рік тому

      Classic response-what?-being obnoxious and arrogant in an attempt to provoke a reaction and waste police time and taxpayers money
      "Get back in your hut and zip it"-AB would never be rude eh?
      Wake up folks

    • @AcesH1gh
      @AcesH1gh Рік тому

      ​@@eyerichtofficer haven't you got some pedophiles to protect?

    • @notesfrommateriality7572
      @notesfrommateriality7572 6 місяців тому

      @@eyericht slave

  • @Stuart_George
    @Stuart_George 2 роки тому +12

    'Im not going to talk you anymore, Goodbye!!'.
    I don't know why but that made me laugh too AB (I heard you giggling at that).

  • @paulbear.
    @paulbear. 2 роки тому +5

    Oh superb!!! That end clip really made me chuckle 😃

  • @mfable1985
    @mfable1985 2 роки тому +101

    Comedy gold, Almost sounded like a Monty python skit.

    • @tomkatf
      @tomkatf 2 роки тому +1

      I swear, every one of AB's audits turns into a real life Python skit...lol

  • @oneball783
    @oneball783 2 роки тому +41

    I like when the officer says "Why would I give you my home address?" So why would I give you my name? He doesn't see the relevance does he.

    • @caolkyle
      @caolkyle 2 роки тому +6

      Was pure gold. ‘Why would I give that information to a stranger’, like say that back to yourself, slowly lol

    • @chrisbevis7725
      @chrisbevis7725 2 роки тому +1

      That cop was spluttering so much I thought he might burst a blood vessel.

  • @briansymmes7917
    @briansymmes7917 2 роки тому +40

    I thought that copper at 7:14 wasn’t t going to make it up out of the car, bloody hell…..

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves 2 роки тому +2

      Heart attack waiting to happen

    • @craigfeek2157
      @craigfeek2157 2 роки тому +1

      Well that solves the crime of who ate all the pies, urgent response once I extract myself out of my car

    • @gedowen2706
      @gedowen2706 2 місяці тому

      The bmw gave birth 😂😂

  • @paddyfrancis1328
    @paddyfrancis1328 2 роки тому +22

    Its shocking the way police treat people as if the people ARE THE ENEMY.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 Рік тому +3

      Not the enemy, just a cash cow.......

    • @winterwulf1995
      @winterwulf1995 6 місяців тому

      That's why I see them as the enemy

  • @trevhedges
    @trevhedges 2 роки тому +32

    20.000 views in two hours, that’s next level impressive AB! Your quickly gathering an Army of loyal friends! Glad to say I’m one. Thanks AB from Australia 🇦🇺

    • @Travelling-Tim
      @Travelling-Tim 2 роки тому +2

      I hope the tyranny has stopped in your country now and you have the freedoms we do x

    • @BIIIIIGMAN
      @BIIIIIGMAN 2 роки тому +2

      GIDDAY MATE!

    • @trevhedges
      @trevhedges 2 роки тому +3

      @@Travelling-Tim I personally don’t see it, i would assume not, but I’m kinda on the other side of the line by default, so technically without actually looking for it, it’s difficult to say. I can say ive had issues with other government departments, just not the police..

    • @mr.a8315
      @mr.a8315 2 роки тому +2

      Love from Scotland! 😄 ❤️

    • @BIIIIIGMAN
      @BIIIIIGMAN 2 роки тому

      @@mr.a8315 Halal meat! (Hello mate. But in Scotish)

  • @nickduffy8482
    @nickduffy8482 2 роки тому +169

    Great job as usual AB, you really show them for the stupid little egomaniacs they truly are. They all have so much pent up aggression it is difficult to understand how they could ever be selected as police officers. The standards for admission must truly be at an all time low if these are examples of the type of people they have to recruit. A bunch of angry little gangsters trying to intimidate anyone they can to satisfy their own inadequacies - very sad to watch.

    • @thermion7869
      @thermion7869 2 роки тому +9

      Very disappointing, they never cease to entertain at our expense.

    • @laurieharper1526
      @laurieharper1526 2 роки тому +4

      All that pent up aggression is precisely the reason why they are selected, sadly. Those running the police appoint people who are like them. Macho nonsense is rife in the organisation, from top to bottom. One only has to look at recent cases and incidents to see that. They all knew Wayne Couzens, for example, was a pervert/sexual predator, but covered up for him because he was "one of us".

    • @paigeleigh2554
      @paigeleigh2554 2 роки тому +1

      @@laurieharper1526 , well said!

    • @HappyPawsUK
      @HappyPawsUK 2 роки тому

      They are purposely picked for the agenda

  • @GpoppaJohn
    @GpoppaJohn 2 роки тому +28

    MATRIX is the Arms and Tactical unit, they only deal with serious crimes like drugs and gun crime.
    The Irish fella was continually trying to close down your space and encircle you. A lesser experienced auditor wouldn’t have cottoned on to that tactic, so well done AB for having your wits about you. 👍

    • @keithwhittygmail
      @keithwhittygmail 2 роки тому

      He's not Irish, he's English from N Ireland. You'll know the difference from the attitude. Us Irish are friendly and helpful.

  • @fariadtanin9245
    @fariadtanin9245 Рік тому +8

    Your programs are extremely interesting and educational, and a moral and social lesson for the number of stupid, inexperienced and ignorant policemen whose actions against the nation are extremely painful.

  • @alexcochrane82
    @alexcochrane82 2 роки тому +38

    I laugh hard at nearly every AB video, but that little incident at the end has had me in tears🤣 that little switch in tone of voice. AB you are a national treasure

    • @inhabgamer
      @inhabgamer 2 роки тому +2

      lol officer butt hurt pmsl

    • @patsyhayman4264
      @patsyhayman4264 2 роки тому

      pressed the wrong button yes it was brillant 👏

  • @ryanhession1564
    @ryanhession1564 2 роки тому +29

    I love you calm approach AB you are the king of auditing a cut above the rest ❤️

  • @zzyzxRDFwy15
    @zzyzxRDFwy15 2 роки тому +39

    1:37 When the cops show up and confront you, you should tell them that you're glad they showed up to protect your rights to record.

  • @Naejbert
    @Naejbert 2 роки тому +15

    From 12:30 you can see how AB is brilliant. His IQ is the key to these great videos.

  • @adamphillips5215
    @adamphillips5215 2 роки тому +256

    I'd like to find out who is training and recruiting these pieces of crap to see whether they are intentionally made this way or this behaviour is a pre-requisite to joining the force nowadays.

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves 2 роки тому +10

      Pieces of crap train pieces of crap to be crap.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 2 роки тому +20

      I've read that the new ones have to do those psychometric tests. I can only speculate, but my guess is the recruiters are looking for people with traits of blind obedience, lack of empathy and officiousness.

    • @thermion7869
      @thermion7869 2 роки тому +1

      They are being trained by crap, producing crap, 'Simple'

    • @johnnykeys4919
      @johnnykeys4919 2 роки тому +6

      Matrix tackle gun and drug crime in Liverpool, they do not recruit friendly people.

    • @josephinemitchell9504
      @josephinemitchell9504 2 роки тому

      They have to be told this way for them to tell you when they disturb the street looking for my boy at 3am who doesnt and hasnt lived with me for years....nothing to do with me.....its everything to do with you ....i give birth to him.
      Vile people who have a choice to be this way.

  • @notmenotme614
    @notmenotme614 2 роки тому +15

    The conversation with the last guy was the best audit I’ve ever seen. Hilarious

  • @rayt8606
    @rayt8606 2 роки тому +14

    The bit at the end with Stan boardman was hilarious 😂

    • @PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith
      @PtangPtangBiscuitBarrelSmith 2 роки тому

      Angry 7 year old Stan Boardman lmfao. what a child he was.

    • @DMC888
      @DMC888 2 роки тому

      It’s a real stretch for a scouser to be politically correct. For a moment there he was back in the playground pointing at his head (the universal sign for - you’re mental) and asking you angrily if you’re deaf. Showing his true colours, the divvi.

  • @stu0508
    @stu0508 2 роки тому +12

    That bonus part had me rolling on the floor- absolutely hilarious.

  • @WeeShooey
    @WeeShooey 2 роки тому +18

    You had that guy at the end going round in circles, great work.

  • @CambridgeCrazyDrivers
    @CambridgeCrazyDrivers 2 роки тому +13

    The Guy at the end got proper reeled in! 🎣🎣🎣

  • @DreamClean
    @DreamClean 2 роки тому +13

    That last interaction was the best I've seen in a long time. Truly hilarious, a master at work.

  • @jessiica06
    @jessiica06 2 роки тому +25

    the exchange with PC Butthurt is absolute gold 😀

  • @tricovthelite4234
    @tricovthelite4234 2 роки тому +204

    Great content AB , The Irish guy was literally flashing back to his days in Belfast when he was bundling people into black Marias and giving them a good hiding just for the fun of it !!!

    • @daytripper7879
      @daytripper7879 2 роки тому +13

      🤣 I don't think he would like being referred to as Irish, just a hunch.

    • @78bollox
      @78bollox 2 роки тому +5

      An angry peeler

    • @georgebarnes8163
      @georgebarnes8163 2 роки тому

      @@SJ-zw6qt LOL, you left out the "just on weekends" AB, the list is endless.

    • @fergspan5727
      @fergspan5727 2 роки тому +10

      I bet he wears an orange sash on Sunday’s

    • @andykane4414
      @andykane4414 2 роки тому +1

      *bullet

  • @robertmawby3021
    @robertmawby3021 2 роки тому +18

    If only the police were this enthusiastic to protect the public as they are in protecting themselves. Jokers one and all.

    • @MikeEves
      @MikeEves 2 роки тому +1

      They took 3 days to turn up to my parent's burglary. 3 mins for a camera. They are turds.

  • @mattthompson4836
    @mattthompson4836 2 роки тому +32

    My favourite part of these videos is when plain clothes officers walk up for a 'chat'... After a few questions, they inevitably pull out a badge and say, "I'm a police officer." You can just tell that the usual reaction they get from the public is fear/shock/respect. And it's what they expect all the time. When they receive nothing from AB - they don't like it one bit and it puts them on the back foot. It's like a comedian falling flat with a joke. Oops.😅😅🤣🤣 Never gets old.

  • @Bruce4lmighty
    @Bruce4lmighty Рік тому +3

    They need to be embarrassed by their shocking behaviour. What a crowd of insecure bullies they were. Handled beautifully as always, well done AB!

  • @smacksalad
    @smacksalad 2 роки тому +66

    I swear they've all lost their minds and just want to control anyone, literally anyone. Compliance is a nightmare with these people.

  • @mrHandle
    @mrHandle 2 роки тому +10

    Hahaha!! I'm in stitches. The last guys interaction has me doubled over. It was like a comedy skit 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Brizlebird
    @Brizlebird 2 роки тому +71

    Officer Butthurt: “Do you want to give me your name?”
    AB: “No, I need it myself”.

  • @angels77100
    @angels77100 2 роки тому +5

    The last encounter was pure comedy gold. AB really got to him.

  • @dontekillion7612
    @dontekillion7612 2 роки тому +67

    I’m here watching a 2nd time round, AB, you’ve done an absolute masterpiece with this one. You’re on another level with the way that you perfectly did, ‘NOTHING’…. Is hilarious 😂

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  2 роки тому +4

      Thank you

    • @Mark-delta5
      @Mark-delta5 2 роки тому

      Still an effing idiot!!!
      Get a life you muppet, stop winding folk up

    • @stuart23969
      @stuart23969 2 роки тому +1

      @@Mark-delta5 this is half of his life and he takes time to make videos for you, just so you can call him an idiot 😆 🤣

    • @Mark-delta5
      @Mark-delta5 2 роки тому +1

      @@stuart23969 lol.. When's last time u looked in the mirror.. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @stuart23969
      @stuart23969 2 роки тому

      @@Mark-delta5 I never look in the mirror, I don't like the way I look

  • @TheHDSuperLow
    @TheHDSuperLow 2 роки тому +16

    "This idiot was acting like an idiot so I called him an idiot" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rickreid8572
    @rickreid8572 2 роки тому +21

    An outstanding video in face of one of the most brutal and aggressive forces in the UK..... brilliant....

    • @paulkeenan6430
      @paulkeenan6430 2 роки тому

      Evening, Rick, If you think the UK police are aggressive.
      You want to try living in another European country. Like. Belgium, France or Northern Ireland. Then you will realise what aggressive policing is…..

    • @constantindaniel6899
      @constantindaniel6899 2 роки тому

      @@paulkeenan6430 if any in any other country is worse, that doesn’t mean that the ones from UK are acting good enough..

    • @paulkeenan6430
      @paulkeenan6430 2 роки тому

      @@constantindaniel6899 Don’t think you understand what I said, If you think the uk police are bad, See how they do things differently in other European countries…. It’s tear gas, water cannon . And rubber bullets…. That’s what bad policing is…….

    • @rickreid8572
      @rickreid8572 2 роки тому

      @@paulkeenan6430 I've lived abroad thanks, so well aware. Thanks for your handy tips anyway. Were Merseyside or other forces able to get their hands on lethal equipment then we really would be in trouble....

    • @paulkeenan6430
      @paulkeenan6430 2 роки тому

      @@rickreid8572 Rick , if you have lived in other European countries, Then you would know the difference between good policing and bad policing….

  • @georgelupascu5488
    @georgelupascu5488 2 роки тому +4

    Oh man, this is a masterpiece. You couldn't have done it better with actors

  • @MugRuith
    @MugRuith 2 роки тому +20

    Officer Butthurt should be a star! Well done.

  • @geoffbreen2386
    @geoffbreen2386 2 роки тому +32

    Your second interaction was I think the best so far for 2022.
    You gave him back everything he deserved.
    And he calls himself a police officer?
    The idling vehicle being bad for the environment is something we will see more of from you as the situation arises. Its worthwhile and a good way to see how they react to a request from the public.

    • @DMC888
      @DMC888 2 роки тому +2

      It’s the address question, it destroys all of their arguments about IDing you. 😅
      The only thing he missed is - why can’t I have your address, do you have something to hide? If you’ve got nothing to hide then….

  • @ashgudgeon7701
    @ashgudgeon7701 2 роки тому +54

    Officer: “what you doing?”
    AB: “Filming nature”
    PRICELESS! 🤣🤣🤣
    Great video AB! Keep up the good work 👍🏻👍🏻

    • @michaeldastan6754
      @michaeldastan6754 2 роки тому +2

      Wonder what animal officer was thinking :)

    • @thermion7869
      @thermion7869 2 роки тому +2

      :
      "Filming nature". Absolute classic.

  • @Caynewest
    @Caynewest Рік тому +2

    7:14 that cop struggling to get his substantially wide load out the door and those pants struggling to contain his massive posterior while under serious strain. Shout out to the police pants doing great work.

  • @williamgriffin5389
    @williamgriffin5389 2 роки тому +19

    Just when I thought your audits couldn't get any better!

  • @monica5666
    @monica5666 2 роки тому +9

    I don’t know how you can keep a straight face with that sense of humour “ look, he’s scratching it now”, oh my! That line just made the top funniest walk of shame !! Thanks for making our days full of great uploads like this, your comeback lines are just spot on!!!✌️

  • @azztekk
    @azztekk 2 роки тому +13

    a wonderful video. i have seen every single one of your audits, and not ONCE have i found it necessary to fast-forward any of them - regardless of how long they are. god bless the day you were born!

    • @MarmaladeandTigger
      @MarmaladeandTigger 2 роки тому +1

      This would indicate you have skipped through others, I am with you guys on that

    • @azztekk
      @azztekk 2 роки тому

      @@MarmaladeandTigger yes indeed. i like confrontations best, but AB also has a lot of charisma and charm, combined with interesting and witty dialogue - both humorous and entertaining. he is greatly respected amongst the auditing profession, and in the police force has become a legendary figure. they regard him as britain's highest ranking provocateur, when in fact he is merely educating them concerning the law.

    • @azztekk
      @azztekk 2 роки тому

      @Mostly Insects Of course not. Skipping through an AB video would be equal to watching 'Ben Hur' with the chariot race edited out.

    • @azztekk
      @azztekk 2 роки тому

      @Mostly Insects very old film with charlton heston. the climax of the film is the chariot race. i often watch such old classics :-)

  • @DangardTrance
    @DangardTrance 11 місяців тому

    AB I am learning more relevant information from your videos than I did in all those years of schooling (however many years ago that was... I lose count :P ) Keep going my friend!

  • @corleth2868
    @corleth2868 2 роки тому +24

    Northern Paddy copper is probably used to getting away with all sorts of things that he can't get away with in England.
    As usual it'd be good if they responded to crime as promptly as they responded to people with cameras.

    • @Thomas-uf8si
      @Thomas-uf8si 2 роки тому

      @skinjim123 belfast police are a joke they hardly fire rubber bullets or use water cannon and theyve used tear gas once!the jokes not funny anymore

  • @ThinWhiteDuke2007
    @ThinWhiteDuke2007 2 роки тому +12

    You handled this well AB, I would have lost it! 5 police wanting to know your business, ridiculous!

  • @malced1
    @malced1 2 роки тому +26

    Reminds me of that old saying ‘Speke now or forever hold your police’😉

  • @chrisj3789
    @chrisj3789 9 місяців тому +2

    'This idiot, was acting like an idiot so im calling him an idiot' - AB

  • @King786_
    @King786_ 2 роки тому +19

    Wow AB, they were so rude and aggressive to you. They are a disgrace , no wonder the public doesn’t have respect for them.

  • @rightwinggo9694
    @rightwinggo9694 2 роки тому +27

    Opportunity missed, when that childish cop said "it's not an offense to shop is it" AB should've said nor is filming a Police station, what a bunch of goons.

  • @MrPicoop59
    @MrPicoop59 2 роки тому +20

    Brillaint as usual AB. Why do the Police still not know that filming in public is not a crime and therefore you are not accountable to them for their hurt feelings.

    • @davidspear9790
      @davidspear9790 2 роки тому

      Exactly. You'd have thought they would have learned by now that anyone filming around a police establishment is almost certainly going to be fully aware of their right to do so, yet they STILL pursue with these underhand tactics to get people to talk!

  • @markpates2504
    @markpates2504 Рік тому

    You nailed the responses. Best ones I’ve heard so far

  • @waynesaunders4599
    @waynesaunders4599 2 роки тому +64

    What amazes me is that none of them seem to know what auditing is, they've been sent memos about auditors and what they do and have even been told to ignore auditors but they just can't seem do it, their egos are just to big and they say the same rubbish about filming people's cars, no one can find out any personal information from a reg plate and they know this. That irish bloke should be retrained on how he should talk to law abiding citizens and possibly take anger management classes

    • @edwardgatey8301
      @edwardgatey8301 2 роки тому +5

      More likely needs firing.

    • @thermion7869
      @thermion7869 2 роки тому +5

      We don't want them to be too smart, or they may win the argument.

    • @larryforeman7157
      @larryforeman7157 2 роки тому +8

      I'm amazed. There are obviously dozens of officers in every building (you can see them pour out when their cars are threatened by a camera). Don't they ever talk to one another about stuff they encounter or see on UA-cam. I keep thinking these audits will end because they all know the law (or game as they say), but the uninformed just keep arriving.

    • @mcfcmanc
      @mcfcmanc 2 роки тому +1

      Sacking I don’t want my tax paying violent scum

    • @colinstace1758
      @colinstace1758 2 роки тому

      That little leprechaun needs sacking not retraining, you will never retrain that mindset

  • @richardtheeighth4431
    @richardtheeighth4431 2 роки тому +6

    It truly is an absolutely awesome experience watching AB verbally destroy the two public servants at the beginning of the video, and in much the same way send off that nosy parker PC Scratch Butt.
    Well done, Sir AB. 🥊❤

  • @realscience948
    @realscience948 2 роки тому +44

    Geez...what has happened to freedom & basic civil rights for British citizens?
    I see it eroding quickly over there...it's like a police state almost!!

    • @truckerfromreno
      @truckerfromreno 2 роки тому +1

      He was outside the police station not in an underground dungeon.

    • @ramalama9650
      @ramalama9650 2 роки тому +2

      Black up, call yourself Abdul ... roam free with impunity.

    • @terrybunch7313
      @terrybunch7313 2 роки тому +1

      Britain's never been a free society tbf. Always been bootlickers.

    • @truckerfromreno
      @truckerfromreno 2 роки тому

      @@terrybunch7313 We've always been one of the most free in the world.

    • @terrybunch7313
      @terrybunch7313 2 роки тому

      @@truckerfromreno AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @nyannyannyan3529
    @nyannyannyan3529 2 роки тому

    This channel is so funny at times. AB is a nobel man. His contention only educates and entertains. Good on you AB

  • @abramo2007
    @abramo2007 2 роки тому +13

    Thank you for making me laugh. That exchange where you asked for his address literally made me laugh out loud.

  • @gregoryashton
    @gregoryashton 2 роки тому +10

    It’s not often I comment twice on the same video but this is by far your best audit AB. The way you tied that butthurt Officer up in knots with your witty retorts. This video deserves an award 🥇

  • @iulianalinsbengheci5438
    @iulianalinsbengheci5438 2 роки тому +7

    another masterpiece from AB for us! I thank you for your service, Sir!

  • @ChocolateMilk..
    @ChocolateMilk.. 2 роки тому +26

    AB! When they say that they can't stop you from filming, why don't you ask them "why would you?"
    Or the "well, I can't force you to show ID..." Why in the world would they even think of doing that?