In my last playthrough, I established the polygamy tradition and my guy ended up dying at 80 with 34 living children. Can't wait for all the claimant rebellions 🙏
You are the reason I actually got into playing CK3. I bought it but got so overwhelmed with all the shit in the game. Months later I saw you playing it like it was the Sims and it made the game seem way less intimidating. Thank you Jillyeon! Changing lives one Shrek-themed CK3 video at a time.
@@avo.avocado I became a historian in large part due to paradox games like CK3. But yhea, it is not that demanding, but my potato laptop cant play it either, I do have a better desktop tho so I am good. CK3 is a game that is infinitely better if you play it with a sims mentality than a strategy mentality. There is just more fun to be had that way.
I should thank the youtube algorithm sometime because there's no way I could come up with these stories and challenges myself so it's a CK3 blessing to have found this channel
I'd love to introduce you to the find character option. If you click the ellipsis near the bottom of your screen you can find it, and you can use it to find any character in your current world. This includes more fertile women that are not in your court to be seduced, high prowess men that could be befriended and invited to your court to be knights, and you can even find council members with high stats by using the filters.
I was gonna say don’t get paranoid cause that’s gonna kill him from all the stress, but since he’s got lustful, all the women he’s got is probably going to counteract it but I haven’t watched the whole video yet, so.
Your videos are how I'll convince my Sims-but-not-sure-about-grand-strategy-playing friends to play CK3. Also this is definitely a fun way to play the game. Very entertaining!
Hey I really like your characters and I thought, to save them from death like here you could enter 'yesmen' in the console. Then just tell people that declare war on you "Nuh-uh, I won this war" and send them the offer to surrender so they won't attack you so soon again. But don't forget to turn it off or all proposals would be accepted. Also: Your wife and children can be imprisoned whenever one of your provinces is occupied.
My dear madam Jillyeon, what an absolute delight it was to discover your latest video hath graced mine eyes! I must confess, my heart swelleth with joy and gratitude at thy diligent efforts to enlighten and entertain us with such splendid content. Verily, thou art a beacon of knowledge and mirth in this vast realm of cyberspace. I doth offer thee my deepest thanks and sincerest admiration for thy unwavering dedication to thy craft. Pray, continue to regale us with thy wisdom and charm, for thou hast earned a special place in the hearts of many, including mine own. With the utmost appreciation and fondness, I remain thy devoted subscriber and admirer.
Oh Mother the Strong, his hair luscious and long, he swayed many a heart with his musk! His lust knew no bounds, as he prowled the grounds, even taking his daughter at dusk! Despite his mighty vim, there was no hope for him, when war came to knock on his door! His family knew nothing but jail, for he'd surrender before a single arrow hail, and so finally his throne was no more!
I love the silly, more open ended videos! Anything that allows you to be more creative or set your own goals make for great vids, so I hope you keep that a priority going forward. It’s kinda crazy how small your channel is when I look into it, so just wanted say we appreciate you and I wish you nothing but the best of luck as you grow!
this is the first video of yours i’ve seen. was mildly engaged but kinda neutral until you named the first kid velociraptor without even thinking about it 10/10 would vote for you to be king again
This game broke my sense of "normal" when it comes to age differences between a couple. "Here my 12 years old son, have this baby as your betrothed, you will make a fine couple once you are 28 and she is 16", "oh no, my wife of 30 years of marrige just died. Oh well, this random 18 years old with good stats sounds good, it would even be legal if it was irl!"
@@trevdestroyer8209 age of consent is a legal concept, which wasn't what I was taking about. People really get confused between "illegal" and "wrong" nowadays
lol yeah when im doing the first cut i dont pay attention to who says what i just include whats funny or what i can build off of - so in the second editing runthrough when im actually pulling messages i was like shit i hope nonarygaming doesnt get mad at me for using them so much
I seem to recall from a few other UA-camrs that there is a hard limit of nine children per active player character, with a lower limit for player heirs and NPCs. The limit is likely due to prevent the CPU from being overwhelmed by too many characters.
For what it's worth, if you have the Elder Kings mod and play as an Elf you can have an unreasonable number of children as a woman because menopause is delayed by a couple centuries. You DO have lower fertility as an Elf, but if you make sure the character is Lustful, Beautiful, Fecund, Pure Blooded, Matriarch, Seductress, Whole of Body, abd the astrology sign that boosts fertility you can more than make up for it. I was trying to see how many I could get her to have, but I had too much homework to play for a while and updates happened that glitched everything out, so I had to end that campaign at only 33 kids...shame, because she wasn't even a hundred yet... Edit: Also, you forgot to make Aldi your concubine, if you had the game wouldn't have considered the kid a bastard. Characters who are friends or lovers to your character will almost always join your court if you invite them (some will even do it for free) and once they join, you can declare them concubines. Or marry them regardless of religion - it's a great way of getting concubines, or for getting spouses that normally wouldn't marry you due to religious differences
I feel like this is the kind of run that needs to be played in debug mode so you can a) bap any people trying to declare war with instkills to get them to fuck off while you pursue your true objective and b) confirm for entertainment purposes when you have in fact fathered a bastard. (I will always advocate for snooping regular saves in debug mode once in a while regardless, it dredges up so much DRAMA).
I tried playing CK2 but couldn't get into it (I spend all my brain cells on Dwarf Fortress instead). I love hearing about the unhinged shit you can get up to in this game though. What I'm saying is, this is 1000% the kind of content I need more of in my life, so consider me a new fan. And I love supporting fellow femme gamers who play weird, complex, tactical games.
Back in the old days, I also used to have around 30 children. My record nowadays is at ~500 with ~100 wifes. That was quite a stressful playthrough. After it I thought 300 children are enough. 😅
I don't think I've instasubscribed quicker, I'm literally doing the same run in CK3 right now but as a dwarf in the warcraft mod, there are half-dwarf children everywhere.
I have to turn off the adhd urge to min-max this game. I'm like talking to my phone saying how you should've picked a religion that allows polygamy lol
Mother was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.
...... what?
i know the local bards were having a field day with mother's antics
The king of Estonia was the real hero in this video, he was just trying to break up this messed up family
I love your ck3 videos so much. This is a SILLY game it needs more SILLY gamers!!!
So true! Everyone keeps blobbing with their custom religion while breeding in perfect genetics, and that just isn't why I enjoy these games.
Such a silly game I was lmaoing watching her play this wacky game 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉
In my last playthrough, I established the polygamy tradition and my guy ended up dying at 80 with 34 living children. Can't wait for all the claimant rebellions 🙏
I've ended up with like 14 kids with just one wife, they wouldn't stop smashing😭
War Of Just A Fuck Ton Of Roses
You are the reason I actually got into playing CK3. I bought it but got so overwhelmed with all the shit in the game. Months later I saw you playing it like it was the Sims and it made the game seem way less intimidating.
Thank you Jillyeon! Changing lives one Shrek-themed CK3 video at a time.
Yea it’s basically sims
same! these videos made me love the gameplay so much more
Playing it as the sims is unironically so much more enjoyable than playing as a strategy game lol
I want to play ck3 because I love history but my laptop is such a potato
@@avo.avocado I became a historian in large part due to paradox games like CK3. But yhea, it is not that demanding, but my potato laptop cant play it either, I do have a better desktop tho so I am good.
CK3 is a game that is infinitely better if you play it with a sims mentality than a strategy mentality. There is just more fun to be had that way.
I still can’t believe they stole mother’s musk. Some boundaries shouldn’t be crossed smh
The Sims 4 100 baby challenge looks different from what I remember
I love that you got Paranoid for the lols but then had to survive all the stress management and wars, such high drama! Such debauchery!
I refuse to believe in a previous life you were not Genghis Khan.
I should thank the youtube algorithm sometime because there's no way I could come up with these stories and challenges myself so it's a CK3 blessing to have found this channel
I'd love to introduce you to the find character option. If you click the ellipsis near the bottom of your screen you can find it, and you can use it to find any character in your current world. This includes more fertile women that are not in your court to be seduced, high prowess men that could be befriended and invited to your court to be knights, and you can even find council members with high stats by using the filters.
The wife in jail has my crying but the daughter in jail has me at a loss for breath
I was gonna say don’t get paranoid cause that’s gonna kill him from all the stress, but since he’s got lustful, all the women he’s got is probably going to counteract it but I haven’t watched the whole video yet, so.
Playing in the baltic countries and expecting not to be raided is a strange concept but hey, we need hopefull people
Also playing as a small country and expecting a bigger one not to conquer you lol
"Noo! My daughter gave me that.. and NOT the one I had a kid with"
I love that throughout the video the country gets smaller and smaller after every war 😂
The ruler has other more pressing priorities! 😂
As a map game enjoyer, your ck3 content is very refreshing. Absolutely great stuff!
“Oh, she’s 18. Perfect!”
Your videos are how I'll convince my Sims-but-not-sure-about-grand-strategy-playing friends to play CK3. Also this is definitely a fun way to play the game. Very entertaining!
You should have worn a #1 Dad hat.
I did not expect to cackle so much during this video. The antics and commentary was hilarious!
Hey I really like your characters and I thought, to save them from death like here you could enter 'yesmen' in the console. Then just tell people that declare war on you "Nuh-uh, I won this war" and send them the offer to surrender so they won't attack you so soon again. But don't forget to turn it off or all proposals would be accepted.
Also:
Your wife and children can be imprisoned whenever one of your provinces is occupied.
My dear madam Jillyeon, what an absolute delight it was to discover your latest video hath graced mine eyes! I must confess, my heart swelleth with joy and gratitude at thy diligent efforts to enlighten and entertain us with such splendid content. Verily, thou art a beacon of knowledge and mirth in this vast realm of cyberspace. I doth offer thee my deepest thanks and sincerest admiration for thy unwavering dedication to thy craft. Pray, continue to regale us with thy wisdom and charm, for thou hast earned a special place in the hearts of many, including mine own. With the utmost appreciation and fondness, I remain thy devoted subscriber and admirer.
is it clear that i get no bitches
bro left his shakespeare filter on
Oh Mother the Strong, his hair luscious and long, he swayed many a heart with his musk! His lust knew no bounds, as he prowled the grounds, even taking his daughter at dusk! Despite his mighty vim, there was no hope for him, when war came to knock on his door! His family knew nothing but jail, for he'd surrender before a single arrow hail, and so finally his throne was no more!
I love the silly, more open ended videos! Anything that allows you to be more creative or set your own goals make for great vids, so I hope you keep that a priority going forward. It’s kinda crazy how small your channel is when I look into it, so just wanted say we appreciate you and I wish you nothing but the best of luck as you grow!
You didn't notice your son was kidnapped?!
THERE'S LIKE FOUR OF THEM!
*one plague ridden child falls over*
Well three now i guess
These videos totally make me feel legit about how I play this game
Honestly? These are the antics I’d expect from a Jax-from-Sons-of-Anarchy-look-a-like, and I’d let him get away with it too.
this is the first video of yours i’ve seen. was mildly engaged but kinda neutral until you named the first kid velociraptor without even thinking about it 10/10 would vote for you to be king again
All I knew about ck3 before this was that it could be chaotic but this completely exceeded my expectations for chaos 😂😂 hilarious video
I'm kind of amazed and delighted at how quickly this challenge went off the rails. jillyeon is truly crusading kings like no one else 🙏
This was a random video that popped up in my feed, but I'm so glad!! It was hilarious to watch!
Walder Frey Simulator
she's BACK let's GOOOOOOOO
mother is definitely my problematic fav
jilly i been binging ur content for like 12 hours now and u are the funniest person ive seen in a looong time
I don't want to think about how Goat Pox was initially transmitted
I just found your channel and i already love it, this is the funniest ck3 vid i’ve ever seen! can’t wait to binge the rest :]
Ive played a lot of ck3 but still the sentence, My daughter Daughter gave birth to my daughter" was a bit unexpected,
You’re the only one I’ve ever seen this game actually look FUN
PLAYING AS A MAN? This can't be D:
This was hilarious! Thanks for the laughs 😂
this was a joy to watch (:
Making kids and marrying them off is honestly the reason I play this game 😂
the goat is back
This game broke my sense of "normal" when it comes to age differences between a couple. "Here my 12 years old son, have this baby as your betrothed, you will make a fine couple once you are 28 and she is 16", "oh no, my wife of 30 years of marrige just died. Oh well, this random 18 years old with good stats sounds good, it would even be legal if it was irl!"
Age of consent didn't exist back in medieval times
@@trevdestroyer8209 age of consent is a legal concept, which wasn't what I was taking about. People really get confused between "illegal" and "wrong" nowadays
16:43 Today I learned that I am Jillyeon's son.
A Lot of my comments made it into the video lol
Keep up the great work!
lol yeah when im doing the first cut i dont pay attention to who says what i just include whats funny or what i can build off of - so in the second editing runthrough when im actually pulling messages i was like shit i hope nonarygaming doesnt get mad at me for using them so much
@@jillyeon haha not at all, it’s flattering!
"I hope nothing bad happens like my children being imprisoned"
Well, when you have a hundred kids, what's a few being imprisoned really?
You just have an entertaining aura and I am distracted by the horrors of daily life by your humour
He should be the ruler of Cumania
I seem to recall from a few other UA-camrs that there is a hard limit of nine children per active player character, with a lower limit for player heirs and NPCs. The limit is likely due to prevent the CPU from being overwhelmed by too many characters.
For what it's worth, if you have the Elder Kings mod and play as an Elf you can have an unreasonable number of children as a woman because menopause is delayed by a couple centuries. You DO have lower fertility as an Elf, but if you make sure the character is Lustful, Beautiful, Fecund, Pure Blooded, Matriarch, Seductress, Whole of Body, abd the astrology sign that boosts fertility you can more than make up for it. I was trying to see how many I could get her to have, but I had too much homework to play for a while and updates happened that glitched everything out, so I had to end that campaign at only 33 kids...shame, because she wasn't even a hundred yet...
Edit: Also, you forgot to make Aldi your concubine, if you had the game wouldn't have considered the kid a bastard. Characters who are friends or lovers to your character will almost always join your court if you invite them (some will even do it for free) and once they join, you can declare them concubines. Or marry them regardless of religion - it's a great way of getting concubines, or for getting spouses that normally wouldn't marry you due to religious differences
I feel like this is the kind of run that needs to be played in debug mode so you can a) bap any people trying to declare war with instkills to get them to fuck off while you pursue your true objective and b) confirm for entertainment purposes when you have in fact fathered a bastard.
(I will always advocate for snooping regular saves in debug mode once in a while regardless, it dredges up so much DRAMA).
I saw The Man With 1000 Kids yesterday, so this is kind of spooky.
A friend recommended this. These are my new favorite obsession.
HEY, I LOVE ALDI! lol this is so funny though. I love it
I tried playing CK2 but couldn't get into it (I spend all my brain cells on Dwarf Fortress instead). I love hearing about the unhinged shit you can get up to in this game though.
What I'm saying is, this is 1000% the kind of content I need more of in my life, so consider me a new fan. And I love supporting fellow femme gamers who play weird, complex, tactical games.
Just got this video recommended! Really fun video ❤
Thank you UA-cam for knowing this was what I wanted to watch today!
i love this, trying to get into ck3 but its so confusing and overwhelming
Wonderful advice on the end card there jillyeon 👌👏👏
"we need to find a woman who match our freak" instant subscribe
genghis khan: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendarily!
i got a betterhelp ad on this video and i think it speaks for itself
Close enough, welcome back genghis khan 🎉
6:48
Fig: K EDP by Dolce & Gabbana
Mint: Eros EDP by Versace
Lemon: Allure Homme Blance EDT by Chanel
Pomegranate: l don't know
If youre not playing ck3 as a romance sim what are you even doing
happy mother's day
Great video again!
Your laugh is delightful.
i subscribed the instant you said "i have to do the unthinkable. play as a man." b/c same.
9:18 made me like comment and subscribe lmfao
God, I haven't laughed so hard in a while!
"my daughter Daughter has given birth to a daughter" thanks i hate it lol
Holy moly
my record is 32, I had like 15 lovers as well
Back in the old days, I also used to have around 30 children. My record nowadays is at ~500 with ~100 wifes.
That was quite a stressful playthrough. After it I thought 300 children are enough. 😅
Sorry but his theme song is Call Me Mother and I won't be convinced otherwise
MOTHER NO!!! !!!
Why does your character look like Ayrichy XD I was laughing so hard.
Your videos are so funny❤
I don't think I've instasubscribed quicker, I'm literally doing the same run in CK3 right now but as a dwarf in the warcraft mod, there are half-dwarf children everywhere.
The game tends to start killing of my kids once i hit double digits.
Bruh the fact you chose Estonia, like how Valefisk chose Estonia for his inbreeding video… it continuesssss
I am going to do 4 of the 5 things you said at the end
Ah great, I've found a new UA-camr I like watching.
I procrastinate college enough as it is.
Jokes aside, great video. #MotherDidEverythingWrong
Walder Frey Speedrun
“your beautiful but you have herpes”😭😭😭😂😂😂
More and longer vods on crusader kings play as a women!
Every Medieval Monarchs attempt at seizing power ass video (this is historically accurate 💀)
_noooo not mother's musk_
the only reason i subcribed is because of the d&p music in the intro.
I love mother
Maybe mother needs to be a mother to his country first 😭😭😭
i did also in fact like this video
I have to turn off the adhd urge to min-max this game. I'm like talking to my phone saying how you should've picked a religion that allows polygamy lol
CK3 100 baby challenge
This is so funny
Oh Mother....
probably not the best start to chose for not having wars lol tribals dont need a reason to kick your shit in