I need someone who is into min maxing their empire to do a multiplayer game with you. With you as the empress and them as one of your loyal vassals. Their only goal is unwavering loyalty as you marry the least practical candidates and make most decisions based on vibes. They are the Ned Stark to your Robert Baratheon.
Unironically best CK3 content, please keep playing blind like this, it is so fun. CK3 content is usually boring because every content creator has minimum 1000 hours into the game. Whole "Sims 4 player trying CK3" is a really good schtick.
13:32 is the hardest I've ever laughed at a joke in a ck3 video. Found you through the last ck3 video and this is a great sequel, honestly already one of my favourite content creators :)
Jillyeon, in Jennifer Worth's memoir 'Call the Midwife,' she tells the story of one family with 25 children, the parents are madly, passionately in love, but don't speak each other's language. Husband is an Englishman, the wife is a Spaniard.
10:15 The reason his name is "Chiliz" is because of the way Spanish surnames used to work. "Iz" or "ez" or "es" means "son of". Basically the function of the surname was to tell other people who your father was, so since Chil II is the son of Chil I, he's Chil Chiliz.
So happy to have been there for the stream, and to see such a good edit for UA-cam! Keep up the good work, you'll get the hang of the game soon, and I specially think you'll like the tours and tournaments DLC
My brother used to play CK2 and a bit of CK3 and I know some stuff about this game, but I would play just like you lmao thank you for representing us girlies Also your editing style and humor are great, keep it up!!
I just discovered your gameplays today and I’m so obsessed w them, it has been so long since I laughed at a play trough so much 😭 The way you play it’s so unique and refreshing too
Very refreshing to watch people who dont have gazillion amount of hours in this game, love the content! Keep it up! Also very nice to see people coming from other games as well, paradox games are gems, besides their dlc scheme. And yeah, a lot of people and almost all of the Empires, Kingdoms, Duchies, and Counties in the game are completely historically accurate to the start date, bar a few random counts/tribal chiefs/counties that didn't have much (if any) historical documentation about them, so paradox just kinda winged it. For example, Cumania is the latinized name for the Cuman-Kipchaq Confederation that was established in the 900s and fell apart in the 1200s due to genghis khan and the mongols iirc.
By the way if you're enjoying peacetime activities, the Tours and Tournaments DLC might be up your alley, it lets you do all sorts of fun stuff and go on adventures and fleshes out the hunts and feasts!
"Let's go! Thank you, William the Conqueror!" is an absolutely glorious line and I love it. This blind content is amazing. Can't wait to see when you join the rest of us avid CK3 players; boons include speaking exclusively Old English, being able to flex obscene amounts of hours on Steam, and perhaps maybe possibly the ability to curse your children with inbred witch incantations.
God your personality carries these videos, because your in depth understanding of the game mechanics certainly don’t. Teasing aside, these videos are great- as others have mentioned, too many people know so much about the game and can min max everything into easily winning all the time. It can be really entertaining to watch somebody stumble through this baffling game, and you’re absolutely hilarious. Thank you for blessing us with this content, and I hope you have a wonderful day, take care of yourself!
I dont mean to repeat what other comments are saying, but the way you play ck3 is so refreshing and fun to watch. I was able to get my bf to sit and finish a ck3 video because of u. Can't wait for the next upload.
I was part of 3 holy wars at once in my last playthrough. I don't recommend it. I struggled after my bloody imbecilic vassals picked the worst heir possible, fracturing my kingdom in 2 (I got the weaker part, of course, yay for election laws), and my king died prematurely 13 years before I managed to complete the innovation that would allow one heir to inherit everything. This guy sucked. He wasn't good at anything and his 4th wife was scared of him. The first 3 wives all died of typhus. 2 died pregnant. My king got sick with typhus twice and recovered both times. It was a whole mess. In the end I got swallowed by the Holy Roman empire after 103 years. The last 20 years ran my dynasty into the ground, despite my best efforts. It went very well up until that point.
hello!! i guess i never realized how Male Dominated this game space was but a lot of comments ive gotten are like a GIRL??? playing crusader king??? what doing??
That was an enjoyable cut commentary thanks! But as a member of the paradox community. You must break the curse and try Europa Universalis 4. pretty please :)
Yes it's indeed real kingdoms hahaha. Well some is made up. We don't have much written history on Subsaharan Africa or Northern Scandinavia for example. But yes, Cumania was a thing. xD Also, I'm loving this.
I think you need to min max with your knights and armies more, make a filter for unmarried adults and have all the women marry the strongest prowess dudes you can, early game having your martial train commanders can also give you good knights and generals. Be sure to build shit to buff the men at arms in your holdings.
Despite never accomplishing anything, King Chil lived a good life.
exactly! his wife loved him, he killed someone, he got to play football...
"What does lustful do ? Sinful to catholics ? Whatever, everything is sunful to catholics" lmaooooo
I need someone who is into min maxing their empire to do a multiplayer game with you. With you as the empress and them as one of your loyal vassals. Their only goal is unwavering loyalty as you marry the least practical candidates and make most decisions based on vibes.
They are the Ned Stark to your Robert Baratheon.
honestly amazing idea for some fun mp games
more of a jon arryn i'd think
“He doesn’t look that angry.”
Traits: Calm, Trusting, Brave
When ya right ya right.
you know what they say about us broken clocks!
i love the doctor basically being like "i just had another of your children. i can tell because she's VERY stupid"
Unironically best CK3 content, please keep playing blind like this, it is so fun.
CK3 content is usually boring because every content creator has minimum 1000 hours into the game. Whole "Sims 4 player trying CK3" is a really good schtick.
Literally, this. I'm one of those 1000+ hr players, and watching her is more enjoyable than any ck3 tryhard youtuber I follow
@@roach_is_online i downloaded this game for free on xbox gamepass and i genuinely have no idea how it works but watching it seems fun
@@roach_is_online This is so true. It's nice and a little enviable to see someone just having fun with the game
The way you play CK3 is so refreshing, and your commentary makes me laugh at least 3 times a minute. Your videos are great!!
thank you so much!! im so happy to hear that
Electronic Arts really outdid themselves with this new dlc 🤯
"Are these real historical empires that I am making fun of here? Cardigan, Ooloo"
Me, at my home in the city of Oulu: "Yeah, who'd name a place Oulu"
only a himbo king would drop everything to play sport ball with the peasants, if only history had more figures like him 😔
13:32 is the hardest I've ever laughed at a joke in a ck3 video. Found you through the last ck3 video and this is a great sequel, honestly already one of my favourite content creators :)
im glad you enjoyed!!
Some say King Chill remains in debt to this day, desperately saving to take Barcelona
Bro, a 9% chance to kill him and she actually does.
Meanwhile I fail 95% chances lol
Seeing the different way you play this in comparison to every other creator is super refreshing . Love it !
unironically the best CK3 let's play I've seen all year
another banger crusader king 3 gameplay episode
This is really great storytelling and the complete blind perspective is just amazing. Looking forward to see where this goes in the future.
Jillyeon, in Jennifer Worth's memoir 'Call the Midwife,' she tells the story of one family with 25 children, the parents are madly, passionately in love, but don't speak each other's language. Husband is an Englishman, the wife is a Spaniard.
I love it when small creators pop up in my recommendations feed!
i appreciate you taking a chance on my content!!
@@jillyeon It was a really fun video. Good job 😃
10:15 The reason his name is "Chiliz" is because of the way Spanish surnames used to work. "Iz" or "ez" or "es" means "son of". Basically the function of the surname was to tell other people who your father was, so since Chil II is the son of Chil I, he's Chil Chiliz.
I always love crusader kings 3 game play and you seem to have a fun personality hope to see more videos
this is so refreshing to see 😂 I love this game and usually hate watching people play it. (i also don't really understand how war works.)
So happy to have been there for the stream, and to see such a good edit for UA-cam!
Keep up the good work, you'll get the hang of the game soon, and I specially think you'll like the tours and tournaments DLC
These are hilarious. You're playing the game as it is meant to be played. In the end, it's all roleplay!
My brother used to play CK2 and a bit of CK3 and I know some stuff about this game, but I would play just like you lmao thank you for representing us girlies
Also your editing style and humor are great, keep it up!!
"Aragon? I liked those books." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Chil has a very long reach, getting his lover pregnant from another country.
I just discovered your gameplays today and I’m so obsessed w them, it has been so long since I laughed at a play trough so much 😭 The way you play it’s so unique and refreshing too
yay, new entertaining channel to follow!
(and just about made it into the first 1,000 club too, so double yay!)
Very refreshing to watch people who dont have gazillion amount of hours in this game, love the content! Keep it up! Also very nice to see people coming from other games as well, paradox games are gems, besides their dlc scheme.
And yeah, a lot of people and almost all of the Empires, Kingdoms, Duchies, and Counties in the game are completely historically accurate to the start date, bar a few random counts/tribal chiefs/counties that didn't have much (if any) historical documentation about them, so paradox just kinda winged it. For example, Cumania is the latinized name for the Cuman-Kipchaq Confederation that was established in the 900s and fell apart in the 1200s due to genghis khan and the mongols iirc.
By the way if you're enjoying peacetime activities, the Tours and Tournaments DLC might be up your alley, it lets you do all sorts of fun stuff and go on adventures and fleshes out the hunts and feasts!
This is fantastic. I love CK3 despite never playing it "correctly". It's wonderful to watch another woman play this insane game!
do duchess matilda in 1066 next!!!
insane that before you even commented about her she had made a cameo in my playthrough anyway. us girlbosses find a way
og girlboss
This is like the opposite of your last game where your weak but happy. (The Girl Boss queen kept being rejected)
"Let's go! Thank you, William the Conqueror!" is an absolutely glorious line and I love it. This blind content is amazing. Can't wait to see when you join the rest of us avid CK3 players; boons include speaking exclusively Old English, being able to flex obscene amounts of hours on Steam, and perhaps maybe possibly the ability to curse your children with inbred witch incantations.
By the way, Cumania is readed as "Coomania", just like the U is pronunced in most languages unlike english (I'm proud to be italian eheh)
in english you pronounce it more like "Queue-Mania", at least from my knowledge.
You’re videos got me back into CK3 and playing it like the medieval sims game it was meant to be played as
God your personality carries these videos, because your in depth understanding of the game mechanics certainly don’t.
Teasing aside, these videos are great- as others have mentioned, too many people know so much about the game and can min max everything into easily winning all the time. It can be really entertaining to watch somebody stumble through this baffling game, and you’re absolutely hilarious. Thank you for blessing us with this content, and I hope you have a wonderful day, take care of yourself!
banger u cant miss
Your CK3 reactions are making my day, watching you play is so much fun, they're so chill and such good vibes
Deeply obsessed with this series, 10/10 exactly as the game should be played
Stupid, handsome, brave, lustful, trusting, loyal, gregarious. Give him the misguided warrior upbringing. Proper himbo.
12:16 Spoke like a true ck3 player
Ive been binging your CK videos today and then you said "Aragon? I love those Books" and I had to actually sub
Def will keep watching if u keep playing this
Also bring the bust slider to men so I can give them big pecs!!!
you're genuinely funny
and good sense of timing
I dont mean to repeat what other comments are saying, but the way you play ck3 is so refreshing and fun to watch. I was able to get my bf to sit and finish a ck3 video because of u. Can't wait for the next upload.
I was part of 3 holy wars at once in my last playthrough. I don't recommend it. I struggled after my bloody imbecilic vassals picked the worst heir possible, fracturing my kingdom in 2 (I got the weaker part, of course, yay for election laws), and my king died prematurely 13 years before I managed to complete the innovation that would allow one heir to inherit everything.
This guy sucked. He wasn't good at anything and his 4th wife was scared of him. The first 3 wives all died of typhus. 2 died pregnant. My king got sick with typhus twice and recovered both times. It was a whole mess.
In the end I got swallowed by the Holy Roman empire after 103 years. The last 20 years ran my dynasty into the ground, despite my best efforts. It went very well up until that point.
THE HONORABLE GAMBLER AT AGE 11
the chiliz of them all
9% roll and she got the murder and wasn't discovered 💀can i have ur luck in one of my runs?
ure literally the only person i can watch play this game, hope u do more!!
Legit subbed so I can watch more of these 😂 Idk why but your playthroughs are wild.
new ck3 content creator 🥲
When you were making the character and you just wanted to move the lips, I wheezed so hard hahaha!
Your videos are the best CK3 gameplay I've ever seen, it makes me actually want the game
Not knowing anything, wife is 11, loses all wars, high death rate of vassals...sounds like a typical medieval king to me!
This is good stuff! Your content is quite entertaining and funny, looking forward to the next vid :)
thank you so much!
3:54 happens to the best of us, big dog!
a great video, really funny and well edited!
"This game brings out my internalized misogyny" girl me too. To change it I reverse the gender roles 😂😂😂
You vs the guy she told you not to worry about.
When I first started playing Ck3 I thought “Cumania” was the dev’s trolling
It's nice to see a proper rp in ck3
this was amazing
These sims videos are hilarious
This channel reminds me to the starts of melu channels, keep going!
5:52 Fun fact: Sheik is a girl. She’s Zelda in disguise
Love this video❤please continue this series I want to see more
Please keep playing, I’m obsessed
ayyy loved your videos
you are so fucking real. my favorite channel ever
Wait what?! woman can see our busts 1:05
Veremundo has something he wants to tell us 👀
I can confirm as a 25 year old woman i am an old hag
omg hello new woman??? nice to meet you i'm also woman
hello!! i guess i never realized how Male Dominated this game space was but a lot of comments ive gotten are like a GIRL??? playing crusader king??? what doing??
If you girls with Cara made a CK3 trio like Laith-Koifish-Simo that would be banging. Rivalry for the ages
7:07 not quite soccer, the rules of the time are more so like rugby at this time, ❤ didn’t know they had this in the game
I like this content I subscribe :)
That was an enjoyable cut commentary thanks!
But as a member of the paradox community. You must break the curse and try Europa Universalis 4. pretty please :)
I love these vids
you just look at the number of troops u got and try to have more . The at war u just send em hehe. Loved the vid
Enjoyable content
very creative content!
LMAOOO this is so funny
Banger ❤❤
these are pretty funny
that murder was clutch ngl. you should play the mod i’m working on, Guardians of Azeroth 2. we have ELVES
I love this
Yes it's indeed real kingdoms hahaha. Well some is made up. We don't have much written history on Subsaharan Africa or Northern Scandinavia for example. But yes, Cumania was a thing. xD
Also, I'm loving this.
This run was for the male audience, Let's go!
5:52 its actually a girl but thats kind of a spoiler
Dont know why but it feels somewhst wrong if you only have 2 personality traits
more please!
Yay! More please!
When are you going to collab with OhCara?
I think you need to min max with your knights and armies more, make a filter for unmarried adults and have all the women marry the strongest prowess dudes you can, early game having your martial train commanders can also give you good knights and generals. Be sure to build shit to buff the men at arms in your holdings.
finally.
i dont think your discord invite works anymore :sob:
does discord.gg/2bAtwUBbsv work? some people have found their way in but i have no idea how
@@jillyeonyes
ok now play the elder kings mod
Q errar Q bush
kazakhstanenjoyer what does this mean
I cannot believe women are playing crusader kings 3 it's so over I knew this game sucks
😁