I went to Matilda's wikipedia page and then onto Godfrey the Hunchback's wiki page and my eyes autolocked on "List of people who died on the toilet" god i love history.
There's plenty of ways you can kill your spawn in CK3 without mods. Usually forcing them to be knights and then sending them alone into enemy armies does the trick for me.
4:47 In Fallen Eagle (456 start date) I made a girl-boss, matriarch, holy Queen, & conquered Arabia & caused the Chalcedonian Universalist split over wether Woman were equal to Men, homosexuality was cool, & that Woman could serve in the Clergy, most renown I've ever gotten in a campaign.
What did you name your new religion, did you form your own Ecumenical council to proclaim your new doctrine and name your faith after that for role playing like how Chalcedonian is names after the council of Chalcedon
@@justynajoniak6737 No :(, Universalist was the name of the Faith, I just google searched Universalist because I heard it somewhere, went down to the christianity section & saw that it said that "Universalists today believe that many of the early heads of the Christian Church were Universalists" & so I saw that as enough to have just "Universalist" as just the name of the Religion.
@@696190 No it isn't lmao. You share 12.5 with first cousins, each place you move in the family tree you divide by 2, your parents are 50%, grandparents are 25% your grand aunts are half of that so 12.5%, your parents cousins are 6.25% and your second cousins are 3.13%
@@Dell-ol6hb Cousin-marriage isn't as bad as it is made out to be by modern sensibilities. In fact, most marriages in history were between second cousins. It only gets bad over generations of turning your family tree into a ball.
When I played Matilda last and got the marital dilemma thing, I clicked on the option for matrilineal marriage. Tried divorcing him immediately, didn’t work. Had a daughter first and then a son (who was also homely) before I had him killed. The son inherited the duchy since the husband had already inherited it, so I disowned him so he wasn’t my heir. Married another guy and had a happy marriage with him and more kids. Fun times. Descendants have almost conquered the entire Italian peninsula :)
You're saying comely just fine. I watched a ck3 video last night where the player kept pronouncing spindly as "spine-dly" and I wanted to reach through the screen.
14:02 "That's bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit, that's a scam, fuck the church. Here's 95 reasons why." - Martin Luther, "history of the entire world, i guess"
I'm so glad I found you, this is some of the funniest CK3 content I've ever seen. I managed to get the Byzantine Empire in just two generations by making a sexy little seducer who got pregnant from the Basileus. I then legitimized him, was briefly in prison, but ultimately my son ended up on the throne. Now it's hard to not do that each time I play, it's just so fun sleeping my way to the top…
Also, you and chat were being unreasonably rude towards Hans the poet. He's an attractive man with some baby fat, no need to laugh at him. I happen to look like Hans and I am personally quite offended. Yet another reason I am unsubscribing today EDIT: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A GARDEN GNOME
Omg do you use any mods in your game? Ive just started playing and im kinda struggling to do much of anything. But if the vanilla game is as fun as it looks when youre playing i def need to stick it out😂
Her 'marrying 100 women' playthrough was modded, but you could actually become a female ruler, start your own religion, and have lesbian concubines in the vanilla game as well (the number you'd be allowed to have would be much lower, I think). CK3 has a steep learning curve, but once you get the hang of the basic mechanics you can do some incredibly hilarious things. Convert the Byzantine Empire to Islam! Conquer India as a Viking! Seduce your family members! And so much more!
Title is a lie, this is not how it all went down in history. This is the final straw 'Jillyeon' if that even is your name. I can't and won't trust anything you say anymore. I thought this was an educational channel, I see now it is infact not. Consider this my message of unsubscription
Pardon me, milady.. I just had to say I love how giggly the garden gnome made you.. Truly, as an American with a little Irish, your voice makes me want to visit the Emerald Isle and find a red-haired rose.. 🌹
I went to Matilda's wikipedia page and then onto Godfrey the Hunchback's wiki page and my eyes autolocked on "List of people who died on the toilet"
god i love history.
elvis presley 🤝 godfrey the hunchback
Spoilers!!
this happened to my buddy Tywin Lannister once
Matilda is a different breed, unlike the other "legendary characters of the CK3". She is truly made to resurrect the true Roman heritage.
Someone on Reddit made her the mongol emperor
@@sourmain5732she’s effectively catholic Haestienn
"Your culture is now fascinated by Windmills" -- Don Quixote cavalry man-at-arms unit unlocked!!
They're Giants!
@@meateater1002 hmmm...They Might Be
Pov: The Dutch
Fascinated by windmills + Giants
I, too, found out the game wont let you plan a murder schem against your childrens, while playing Metilda
specifically, you can only plot to murder your children if you're sadistic
*cough* mod *cough*
@@drakan4769 good to know
There's plenty of ways you can kill your spawn in CK3 without mods. Usually forcing them to be knights and then sending them alone into enemy armies does the trick for me.
@@dftp EU4 is so lame, even when they're stack wiped your 0/0/0 heir isn't guaranteed death. CK3, you just always refuse the ransom.
"don't call him the Hunchback of Tuscany, that's so rude!"
*calls him the Ugly Hunchback ten seconds later in the video*😂
I mean he is hunchback lmao
This had so much drama I am laughing so hard at how the whole saga with Hans escalated
Oh my god the killing of the sons and then the founding of the witch coven was the cherry on top. Feminist icon Matilda
"I have bested dozens of women in combat"
Hes so real for that
I genuinely don’t know how you only have 4 thousand subscribers, this content is entertaining as fuck.
Right!?
You’ve always got to start somewhere
She definitely gonna have millions in a couple years
Poor Hans. He was the Oompa Loompa we needed as liege.
4:47 In Fallen Eagle (456 start date) I made a girl-boss, matriarch, holy Queen, & conquered Arabia & caused the Chalcedonian Universalist split over wether Woman were equal to Men, homosexuality was cool, & that Woman could serve in the Clergy, most renown I've ever gotten in a campaign.
What did you name your new religion, did you form your own Ecumenical council to proclaim your new doctrine and name your faith after that for role playing like how Chalcedonian is names after the council of Chalcedon
@@justynajoniak6737 No :(, Universalist was the name of the Faith, I just google searched Universalist because I heard it somewhere, went down to the christianity section & saw that it said that "Universalists today believe that many of the early heads of the Christian Church were Universalists" & so I saw that as enough to have just "Universalist" as just the name of the Religion.
Fire campaign
7:07 Matilda and Heinrich were second cousins, which is like 3% shared DNA so yeah still fuckable
that's even less than I'd assume, that's probably not much more than just any random stranger you meet
2nd cousins have at least one great-grandparent in common, that's 12.5% DNA
@@696190 No it isn't lmao. You share 12.5 with first cousins, each place you move in the family tree you divide by 2, your parents are 50%, grandparents are 25% your grand aunts are half of that so 12.5%, your parents cousins are 6.25% and your second cousins are 3.13%
Only CK players would knoe this, lol
@@Dell-ol6hb Cousin-marriage isn't as bad as it is made out to be by modern sensibilities. In fact, most marriages in history were between second cousins. It only gets bad over generations of turning your family tree into a ball.
You play CK3 exactly like I do. Seducing everyone and ignoring all the wars and battles in the background!
When I played Matilda last and got the marital dilemma thing, I clicked on the option for matrilineal marriage. Tried divorcing him immediately, didn’t work. Had a daughter first and then a son (who was also homely) before I had him killed. The son inherited the duchy since the husband had already inherited it, so I disowned him so he wasn’t my heir. Married another guy and had a happy marriage with him and more kids. Fun times. Descendants have almost conquered the entire Italian peninsula :)
You're saying comely just fine. I watched a ck3 video last night where the player kept pronouncing spindly as "spine-dly" and I wanted to reach through the screen.
This channel is funny as hell I'm so glad I found it.
14:02 "That's bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit, that's a scam, fuck the church. Here's 95 reasons why." - Martin Luther, "history of the entire world, i guess"
Why was Duke Torbrand kinda cute in like a tortured way tho 👉🏻👈🏻🥴
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss-Duchess Matilda of Tuscany
Please play more premade characters like this, it is so fucking funny and lends it self so well to videoes like these.
I'm CACKLING you always cause the most unhinged drama
Literally I love your ck3 videos they’re always so amazing
I'm so glad I found you, this is some of the funniest CK3 content I've ever seen.
I managed to get the Byzantine Empire in just two generations by making a sexy little seducer who got pregnant from the Basileus. I then legitimized him, was briefly in prison, but ultimately my son ended up on the throne. Now it's hard to not do that each time I play, it's just so fun sleeping my way to the top…
these crusader kings videos are like my favorite, you are very funny
The whole matilda only giving birth to girls is a thing that happened to me once. If I had a nickle...
"Serene Doge..? [genuine confusion]" Lmao
just binge watched all your vids i havent laughed like this in a while keep going bestie ♡
Very excited to watch this
Day...
Hey you finally did it!!!!!
Im so excited
™
This is one of the funniest videos I have seen on here in a long time
the "grinding XP" part made me almost choke on my drink, it nearly came out of my nose XD
I have never seen 11 daughters with a single woman! that's crazyyyy
I need to turn on the animations in ck3; never knew they were so hilarious!
I had to watch this twice to realize that Margarita wasn't a alternative version of the Name Margaret 💀💀💀
Would definitely watch more of this.
I'm constantly waiting for your next CK videos! Waiting to see the continuation of this
Godfrey, ffs man, that bowlcut... Our man has that Farquad look X'D
i don't think I've laughed like that in a long while. still depressed, but at least it's funny.
Pt 2 pls this was hilarious
Also, you and chat were being unreasonably rude towards Hans the poet. He's an attractive man with some baby fat, no need to laugh at him. I happen to look like Hans and I am personally quite offended. Yet another reason I am unsubscribing today
EDIT: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A GARDEN GNOME
You look like Hans? 😳
Girl calm down
Unless it was a joke in which you ate that
The fucking edit has me rolling
@@petloverspy gooped and gagged
I really like the editing
Loved the video!
Damn, first time I've ever come across your channel, great content! You've got a knack for this, keep it up dude 😎✌️
we need to see the marguerita witch empire
Chat has the worst suggestions.
Learning lifestyle as Matilda is so OP, I ended up with like 60 Learning
now the girlest boss Daura?
Yes! I second that, Daura is great
As an obese person I don't think I've ever died during the night simply for being obese asdfghjghukggfhk
I just found you and I imagine you have a large Sapphic fan base. 💜
NEW JILLYEON VIDEO LETS GOOOO
4:03 not FAYRENS!!
❤ so ready
Hans was too good for this world
Should have romanced bianca 😔
When she said fi-ren-ze, as Phi-renz I AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Omg do you use any mods in your game? Ive just started playing and im kinda struggling to do much of anything. But if the vanilla game is as fun as it looks when youre playing i def need to stick it out😂
Her 'marrying 100 women' playthrough was modded, but you could actually become a female ruler, start your own religion, and have lesbian concubines in the vanilla game as well (the number you'd be allowed to have would be much lower, I think). CK3 has a steep learning curve, but once you get the hang of the basic mechanics you can do some incredibly hilarious things. Convert the Byzantine Empire to Islam! Conquer India as a Viking! Seduce your family members! And so much more!
A certified Matilda classic. great video lol
Sleep Apnea got poor hans
"w-woman playing crusader kings wh- whattttttt" i just have to make it even if u have already received this much prior
He kinda looks like Bob from Bob's Burgers and I was like, "well, maybe he's not THAT ugly."
One would say Duke Hans is Daddies Comley
Most underrated channel
Duchess Matilda was trifling.
this is so funny please make more
Poor Hans he was so young. It's weird that the game punishes obesity so heavily when much of the royalty have been overweight
It’s super rare but you can in fact die during the duck event btw!
u make me want to play ck3 again so badly ahhh🤣
Title is a lie, this is not how it all went down in history.
This is the final straw 'Jillyeon' if that even is your name. I can't and won't trust anything you say anymore.
I thought this was an educational channel, I see now it is infact not.
Consider this my message of unsubscription
henry iv, hre here. this video is actually a documentary.
I will die for Matilda
I think I would die for Hans tbh
10/10 good content
Of all the sinning that took place in this video, killing Sonic was the absolute worst thing, lol.
i did in fact like the video
Slay Queeeeeen! Literally
I think you'd like EK2
Wait till you get to the Hapsburgs 😂
I liked this video 👍
A most entertaining video I clap at thee
There's a game of thrones mod for ck3
HANS! NO! :(
10:53 he def been on tiktok
comb-ly is correct 😢
Have you already played the Game of Thrones mod for CK2 or 3? If not, may I recommend it?
I need others to share my addiction 🥳
Would you ever be down to play some CK3 with another content creator?
“The voises”
It girling once again
Why does the Kaiser look like dream
I enjoyed the video , but I can’t follow on the other platforms 😢
ok i subscribeeee
Peak.
i liked the video
I will perform my civic duty and leave a comment
Comment because she told me to.
I like the video, but im skipping steps 4 5 6 and 7
liked it
🎉
Likes video 👍🏻👍🏻
Q errar Q bush
Pardon me, milady..
I just had to say I love how giggly the garden gnome made you..
Truly, as an American with a little Irish, your voice makes me want to visit the Emerald Isle and find a red-haired rose.. 🌹
Jillyeon hates ugly people confirmed??
Who doesn't? 🤷♀️
@@ann3923 I personally don’t hate you
@@ann3923you got owned you just gonna take that?
hating your ugly husband is valid
comely is not pronounced combly😭