DOCTORS, Who’s The Dumbest PATIENT You’ve Ever Had?

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  • @stevenclark1662
    @stevenclark1662 Місяць тому +25

    That last one pisses me off.
    If I have a customer that wants a few extra steps, but they're nice, I'll bend over backwards to give them the world.
    If I know that a customer specifically learned the rules of a system so that they could abuse that system. I will MAKE SURE that I waste more of their time than they wanted to mine.

  • @northernbelle7020
    @northernbelle7020 Місяць тому +42

    My husband religiously wears his safety glasses. Guaranteed, crap will go around and still get in his eye.

    • @Hmorrell
      @Hmorrell Місяць тому +6

      My son is like this! He hast to wear safety glasses at work, he’s a stainless steel welder. I don’t know how things around him work, it’s like his eyes are a magnet for crap. He has gotten more stuff in his eyes wearing safety glasses than most people do who have never put on a pair of safety glasses in their life.

    • @northernbelle7020
      @northernbelle7020 Місяць тому +2

      @ my husband had to have some metal removed from his eye. The nurses didn’t believe that he had safety glasses on. Granted, he’s got larger eyes… maybe that’s part of it? 🤷‍♀️

    • @bearnuggs
      @bearnuggs 29 днів тому +3

      what about trying safety goggles like scientists use? they can be uncomfortable but it would fix the go-around problem

    • @northernbelle7020
      @northernbelle7020 29 днів тому +2

      @ that’s a good idea.

    • @TheDragovianLord
      @TheDragovianLord 19 днів тому

      Yep, worked at a metal plant, we had full goggle style safety glasses

  • @ODSD.77
    @ODSD.77 27 днів тому +12

    In the 90s my neighbors couldn't have children,, it was something that everyone knew because it was practically their only topic of conversation.
    Years later someone found out the reason: they believed that just because they were married, she would get pregnant directly... without sexual relations.
    They were Americans.

  • @RJGa
    @RJGa 29 днів тому +9

    “Drinking” is ambitious and so context dependent. I’m surprised confusion doesn’t happen more often.

    • @karenheyou9946
      @karenheyou9946 27 днів тому +1

      Pretty sure that one's made up. I've never heard a doctor just say "drinking." They always say, "no alcohol." It's also on the warning label.

  • @TheTrueRman
    @TheTrueRman 23 дні тому +3

    Patient- It was the 7th Aniversary
    Nurse- Happy Anniversary
    Patient- the 7th Anniversary since he left
    Me- I can see why

  • @KingOldManBob
    @KingOldManBob 14 днів тому

    Funny thing is as a kid, I thought the don't drink PSAs they shown us in school meant they didnt drink anything and was confused. Thanks for making me dig up that long dormant memory

  • @ivettegutierreztorres3211
    @ivettegutierreztorres3211 23 дні тому +1

    Oh the last one, I had a couple that the husband needed some disability medical resume, I always give them a form to fill out, then bring it to me ( just drop it off, for me) to check it, I'll call them for the info that's missing so that they won't waste so much time. A month later the wife comes over complaining that I haven't called them, I say sorry, but my secretary didn't give me the info you sent me. Stunned she said "well, it's been in my house for two weeks now", me: "so, you didn't bring it?", she :"I didn't think it was necessary, since you're the doctor, you should know everything". 😮

  • @Tsjestity
    @Tsjestity 29 днів тому +9

    O my God. That appel-no baby idee is a stupid joke when I was jonger.
    A couple went to the docter and asked them how they could make sure no new baby's were born. Condoms did not work, the pill did not work, a coitus interuptus did not work and now they had 12 kinds at home. It was enough. The doc told them he would look it up in the books because he had no idee. A few days later the couple got a phonecall. It was de docter who told them... 'Eat an apple' The man and his wife were so happy there was an other method. "Is that befor of after?' They wanted to do it good so... The respons of the doc... 'Instead of'.
    Could a stupid joke take its own life 20 years after it was told? Damn humanity... we are dumb.

  • @erinmalone2669
    @erinmalone2669 28 днів тому +3

    I really hope the girl that got set on fire prosecuted those idiot friends. She’s already suffered her own stupidity.

  • @sandphoenix4296
    @sandphoenix4296 Місяць тому +7

    I guarantee that ICU store is a lie. No one, no one would ever tell family member to light a candle and ICU.

  • @coloneltacomix6756
    @coloneltacomix6756 9 днів тому

    To be fair my gf thought “don’t drink tonight” meant no juice or water as well

  • @larapalma3744
    @larapalma3744 Місяць тому +6

    Yes the anniversary lady set it up on purpose

  • @GinkgoBalboa142
    @GinkgoBalboa142 11 днів тому +1

    Some people are insulin resistant and don't get properly diagnosed for a while because, well, it doesn't show immediately. Not saying thats necessarily the case, but a lot of people don't have the medical vocabulary to explain their issues so "it just works differently" id the best they can do.

  • @battleangel5595
    @battleangel5595 23 дні тому

    I'm not a doctor, but I work in healthcare IT. Went on a ticket in the ICU to check on a PC having slowness issues. Sure enough the hard disk was low on space and began removing old user profiles. Across from me was an elderly patient who needed a commode. She needed to drop a #2... Curtains were drawn closed but the sounds and the smell didn't stay in the room. After having cleared a handful of old profiles I stood up and retreated to my desk to remove more old profiles remotely. I don't think I ate that night.

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 Місяць тому +3

    Story 10- ok when I broke one of my teeth at a pool I considered super gluing it back together but I was 7 or 8 years old.

  • @ambermills1581
    @ambermills1581 Місяць тому +3

    I didn't worry about heart worm prevention because I had my yard treated for fleas so fleas are not an issue. I thought heartworms were transmitted by fleas. She is now getting heart work prevention

    • @ambermills1581
      @ambermills1581 Місяць тому +1

      I should also note that I didn't know about heart work prevention either. I thought the prevention was the flea thing. I was not neglectful.

    • @bearnuggs
      @bearnuggs 29 днів тому

      that’s ok! you learned and got her what she needed and that’s what matters 😊

  • @King-vl8by
    @King-vl8by 11 днів тому

    "he pooped in the collection cup"

  • @lovely8888888
    @lovely8888888 28 днів тому

    I totally believe the 50 page packet story. I used to have similar problems at the end of my shift at a shelter

  • @sacharichmond1438
    @sacharichmond1438 15 днів тому

    Avocado story reminds me of something I did a couple of months ago, though, involves one of those double ended potato peelers I was given. 3stiches later, I still have a good scare on my left thumb. face palm.

  • @1v1thousand
    @1v1thousand Місяць тому +1

    Story 3: I hope some one has educated you in dealing with addicts

  • @ryanmaris1917
    @ryanmaris1917 13 днів тому

    3:11 this pisses me off cause I’m a type 1 diabetic. My body literally can’t produce insulin cause my immune system killed the cells that do that.

  • @danielspector3401
    @danielspector3401 22 дні тому

    much like tea, unconcious people do not want cupcakes

  • @N.Sardone
    @N.Sardone 26 днів тому

    14:05 the cupcake one… hopefully they didn’t try to light a candle in the ICU! Good grief

  • @HoagieBun
    @HoagieBun 27 днів тому

    I quit asking my doctor anything that might get me on one of these videos. Just thinking of my doctor making fun of me online makes me not want to share anything that might be stupid!

  • @annielation2435
    @annielation2435 25 днів тому

    bruh i was so focused on the gameplay i completely forgot the reason i was watching the vid xD

  • @SirberusKhaos
    @SirberusKhaos Місяць тому +3

    scientifically speaking, sugar is more addictive than cocaine... so the sweets lady make soma sense, rally still a bad decision, but understandable

  • @CSweets0831
    @CSweets0831 24 дні тому

    If all of these stories don't come from USA, I will be pleasantly surprised. We're not the only feck up, just a major one.

    • @JakotaDaGimp
      @JakotaDaGimp 22 дні тому

      The American Healthcare system is the equivalent of a 30 some odd year old adult shitting in their hands and clapping 😂

  • @MTTT1234
    @MTTT1234 20 днів тому

    That story 14 about the supposed latex-allergy is something I have read before on various other websites, sometimes even in joke sections. So either that story has been repeated over and over again, or it is made up. Though considering with how stupid people can be, I can totaly imagine that such an issue would arise several times somewhere aroud the world.

  • @SirberusKhaos
    @SirberusKhaos Місяць тому +2

    that Dr having to go be trated for stabbing himself sucks. that woul be the pitts...

  • @hellekimery9537
    @hellekimery9537 29 днів тому +1

    So enjoy these stories but the game in the background is so distracting !

    • @indowneastmaine
      @indowneastmaine 29 днів тому

      It’s the laziest way of making UA-cam content. 👎

    • @RJGa
      @RJGa 29 днів тому

      So don’t watch it.

    • @RJGa
      @RJGa 29 днів тому +1

      @@indowneastmaine
      Well considering their videos are for people to lazy to read Reddit…

    • @indowneastmaine
      @indowneastmaine 27 днів тому

      @@RJGa That’s a true point that actually made me laugh. And, I didn’t watch or listen to it. I dropped a comment calling out the publisher and left. Isn’t the comment section made for sharing opinions? So, there you go. Thanks for the laugh; you aren’t wrong in your reply to me. If you’re going to get sassy though, I suggest studying up on the difference of there, their, and they’re first.

    • @RJGa
      @RJGa 27 днів тому

      @@indowneastmaine
      Well that is embarrassing.
      I know the correct usage. It was a combination of autocorrect and lack of proof reading

  • @anongirlfrompoland
    @anongirlfrompoland Місяць тому

    What TTS do you use?

    • @braxisagayxunt
      @braxisagayxunt Місяць тому

      Met 🎉🎉🎉😂😂😢😅😅😅

  • @gamergal5233
    @gamergal5233 25 днів тому +1

    "Call nine hundred eleven inches"? Bro, learn to edit before posting.

  • @FlatterySuplex
    @FlatterySuplex 29 днів тому +3

    Anyone else distracted by the terrible game play in the background? Why is bro building with stone picks? They are so slow and they kept breaking and the lag was so bad T_T like at least use some interesting parkour footage or something lmao

    • @maximillian1109
      @maximillian1109 13 днів тому +1

      So people like you comment on it and give the video more interaction.

  • @IeamNoon
    @IeamNoon Місяць тому

    😂😂😂

  • @jkgybg
    @jkgybg 29 днів тому +1

    Hey, vets - veterinarians - I am the parent of two humans. I am the pet owner of two dogs and one cat. That does not mean I don't care for them and their health needs. It just means you don't need to appropriate that human relationship to encourage me to prioritize my animal possessions.

    • @maximillian1109
      @maximillian1109 13 днів тому

      Huh?

    • @jkgybg
      @jkgybg 12 днів тому

      @@maximillian1109 Don't call me a pet parent.

  • @RJGa
    @RJGa 29 днів тому +4

    “Drinking” is ambitious and so context dependent. I’m surprised confusion doesn’t happen more often.