I was having my womenly visit. The speculum was in. We were just casually chatting when I sneezed and the damn thing just flew out. It took a good 5 minutes before the doctor, the nurse and I could stop laughing. It was one of those moments where we would stop and then one of us would giggle and the laughter would start up again.
That's my favorite kind of laugh fest! Haha! When everyone seems calm again and just one tiny little snicker or even just another funny thing happens and everyone loses it again, that's the best! 😂🤣😂🤣
*I was in my first trimester and having bad cramps. I went to the emergency room because I thought something was wrong with my baby. After a thorough ultrasound, the nurse tells me the only thing wrong with me is that I was constipated. I was mad. I said to her, "You mean to tell me the only reason I came all the way over here is because I'm full of sh!t?" The way they all laughed... 😮💨 To this day, I still cringe thinking about it.* 🤦🏾♀️
I've got a few stories to share. I was in a nasty car crash when I was a teen. Ended up on the triage floor. Had to have several surgeries, and so on. My head was split from above one ear to under the opposite eye. Had two metal plates in my face, and metal plate and screws in one arm. I also happen to have hyperacusis. A thing where a typical person might watch tv at volume 30 or so, while I have it on volume 4, maybe 6. Or 12 if the ac is on. The things I would hear them talking about at the nurses station... like the one nurse that was always complaining about her neighbor going out for a jog at three am. (okay... so just stop watching her jog?) or the two nurses that were always debating about different foods. If there was any point to eating celery or the stocks of different veggies. And of course the juicy gossip about "nurse so-and-so on floor 4 is soo hot." Followed by another nurse mentioning he was already dating someone else. ... get taken down to Physical therapy on a different floor, and the nurse that took me down spends the session making out with the previously mentioned hot guy. Though the best part was when a nurse came to check on me and I'd ask how whatever they'd talked about last ended up. The shocked expressions on their faces when they realized I'd heard every word they said... priceless. Though I will note, I often ended up getting more assistance from the cleaning lady, then from the nurses. I'd hear the nurses gossiping about something at the nurses station, while I needed help. I'd hit the button, and they'd ignore it. I'd hear them mention it, but they rarely responded right away. There were many times when I'd hit the button multiple times, but it was the cleaning lady that ended up helping since she happened to be passing by to empty garbage or something. A shorter but just as amusing time was when I first went to outpatient physical therapy, once I was out of the hospital. Within the first ten minutes the therapist jokingly asked why a person's calf never grew into a cow. I looked at him with a straight face and said, "Well, maybe it grows into a moose." We both ended up chuckling after that, and others in the pt area got a laugh out of it too. Evidently it was an icebreaker joke he uses with almost every patient, but it was the first time someone answered like that.
I have one about my mom and grandma! So my Grandma was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. My mother was her caregiver and took her to appointments. My mother is one of the Google everything type. So they are sitting in exam room at the oncologist office and my mom asking all these questions. My grandma chime in and said “sorry for all these questions, she a doctor” with an eye roll. The doctor goes “oh where did you go to medical school”? Now let me stop here and say my family likes to joke a lot and my mother is a bigger woman. My mother replies to the doctor Oh, I googled everything off of Webmed, truly I’m a stripper and I sell by the pound”. With the straightest face possible, she said the doctor face got so red my grandmother was going oh my God and like hitting at her saying I’m sorry she’s not, and then my grandfather was in the chair, laughing so hard he fell out of the chair. Man do I miss my grandma. The dynamic duo was so fun, you never knew what trouble they would get in.
Story #6 sounds just like my GP that passed away last April from a aneurysm ..but he was the most kindest funniest and professional Dr..and a real goof ... he'd remind you of comedian Nathan Lane if he chose to become a Dr. Instead of a actor..and decided to be a Dr. Like..patch Addams 😅
When I was 14 I had a dentist appointment on Halloween day was the farm all the ladies working there for dressed as farm girls they were really cute play take me back to the room and set me up on the laughing gas per usual while I wait for the doctor to come in I'm lying there with my eyes closed high as hell jamming out to Motley Crue I turn my head to the side and open my eyes and there's an udder like 6 inches from my face the dentist and his assistant had come in and started getting things ready and being I had my music so loud I hadn't heard them so when I open my eyes there was my dentist in a cow suit standing next to me udder in my face in all its Glory LOL
OMG! I got one. I have celiac disease. I had an appointment with a GP I used to have (retired now), and I was saying how much food had wheat in it. I was going on about how it was not just in bread and pasta, but also in soups, in sauces… he was looking confused and rather concerned. It turned out he thought I said ‘weed.’ 🫢😆
I was having my womenly visit. The speculum was in. We were just casually chatting when I sneezed and the damn thing just flew out. It took a good 5 minutes before the doctor, the nurse and I could stop laughing. It was one of those moments where we would stop and then one of us would giggle and the laughter would start up again.
I cracked TF up reading this, thank you
That's my favorite kind of laugh fest! Haha! When everyone seems calm again and just one tiny little snicker or even just another funny thing happens and everyone loses it again, that's the best! 😂🤣😂🤣
*I was in my first trimester and having bad cramps. I went to the emergency room because I thought something was wrong with my baby. After a thorough ultrasound, the nurse tells me the only thing wrong with me is that I was constipated. I was mad. I said to her, "You mean to tell me the only reason I came all the way over here is because I'm full of sh!t?" The way they all laughed... 😮💨 To this day, I still cringe thinking about it.* 🤦🏾♀️
I've got a few stories to share.
I was in a nasty car crash when I was a teen. Ended up on the triage floor. Had to have several surgeries, and so on. My head was split from above one ear to under the opposite eye. Had two metal plates in my face, and metal plate and screws in one arm. I also happen to have hyperacusis. A thing where a typical person might watch tv at volume 30 or so, while I have it on volume 4, maybe 6. Or 12 if the ac is on.
The things I would hear them talking about at the nurses station... like the one nurse that was always complaining about her neighbor going out for a jog at three am. (okay... so just stop watching her jog?) or the two nurses that were always debating about different foods. If there was any point to eating celery or the stocks of different veggies.
And of course the juicy gossip about "nurse so-and-so on floor 4 is soo hot." Followed by another nurse mentioning he was already dating someone else. ... get taken down to Physical therapy on a different floor, and the nurse that took me down spends the session making out with the previously mentioned hot guy.
Though the best part was when a nurse came to check on me and I'd ask how whatever they'd talked about last ended up. The shocked expressions on their faces when they realized I'd heard every word they said... priceless.
Though I will note, I often ended up getting more assistance from the cleaning lady, then from the nurses. I'd hear the nurses gossiping about something at the nurses station, while I needed help. I'd hit the button, and they'd ignore it. I'd hear them mention it, but they rarely responded right away. There were many times when I'd hit the button multiple times, but it was the cleaning lady that ended up helping since she happened to be passing by to empty garbage or something.
A shorter but just as amusing time was when I first went to outpatient physical therapy, once I was out of the hospital. Within the first ten minutes the therapist jokingly asked why a person's calf never grew into a cow.
I looked at him with a straight face and said, "Well, maybe it grows into a moose."
We both ended up chuckling after that, and others in the pt area got a laugh out of it too. Evidently it was an icebreaker joke he uses with almost every patient, but it was the first time someone answered like that.
I have one about my mom and grandma!
So my Grandma was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. My mother was her caregiver and took her to appointments. My mother is one of the Google everything type. So they are sitting in exam room at the oncologist office and my mom asking all these questions. My grandma chime in and said “sorry for all these questions, she a doctor” with an eye roll. The doctor goes “oh where did you go to medical school”? Now let me stop here and say my family likes to joke a lot and my mother is a bigger woman. My mother replies to the doctor Oh, I googled everything off of Webmed, truly I’m a stripper and I sell by the pound”. With the straightest face possible, she said the doctor face got so red my grandmother was going oh my God and like hitting at her saying I’m sorry she’s not, and then my grandfather was in the chair, laughing so hard he fell out of the chair. Man do I miss my grandma. The dynamic duo was so fun, you never knew what trouble they would get in.
Story #6 sounds just like my GP that passed away last April from a aneurysm ..but he was the most kindest funniest and professional Dr..and a real goof ... he'd remind you of comedian Nathan Lane if he chose to become a Dr. Instead of a actor..and decided to be a Dr. Like..patch Addams 😅
When I was 14 I had a dentist appointment on Halloween day was the farm all the ladies working there for dressed as farm girls they were really cute play take me back to the room and set me up on the laughing gas per usual while I wait for the doctor to come in I'm lying there with my eyes closed high as hell jamming out to Motley Crue I turn my head to the side and open my eyes and there's an udder like 6 inches from my face the dentist and his assistant had come in and started getting things ready and being I had my music so loud I hadn't heard them so when I open my eyes there was my dentist in a cow suit standing next to me udder in my face in all its Glory LOL
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OMG! I got one.
I have celiac disease. I had an appointment with a GP I used to have (retired now), and I was saying how much food had wheat in it. I was going on about how it was not just in bread and pasta, but also in soups, in sauces… he was looking confused and rather concerned.
It turned out he thought I said ‘weed.’ 🫢😆