What was Something You Heard that was SO STUPID, that you Thought it was a JOKE? - Reddit Podcast
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One of my coworkers confidently thought there was a full moon every week, she is 27.
Punctuation is important! Remember the comma in between week and she.
Sorry for being grammar police
@@fuseegelee 👍
Has she… never looked at the sky
@@fuseegeleeIf you're going to be elitist, the "correct" punctuation would be a semicolon; it's a semicolon that connects two clauses that would otherwise be complete sentences without requiring additional words, not a comma.
@@bigawesomewatermelon9511 i said i was sorry for being grammar police
"The Sun is the hottest star in the Universe and that's why it is a sun and orange" by my own father to my astronomist bf. Hard to make this crazy up.
Also some times I chime in if I sense someone is asking a question that is not necessary a common knowlage but to some people yes. And if they become rude I just ask back something that they surely don't know but are common thing in my field.
In story #41 there's actually a reasonable excuse when an object like a motorcycle or in this case a river goes fast it tends to go in a straight line, however, a slow object is more likely to wobble. In a river, this means the stream is more likely to spread out and form smaller side currents that can go any which way.
I was told by a coworker that every animal that moves has a brain. Everything, including insects which factually do not have brains. I tried my best to explain it to him but he just confidently wagged his finger at me like I was a child, so I stopped before I got mad at him.
Sorry, but are you sure about that insect brain fact?
@@dtester Yeah I am pretty sure they have brains just very limited and not a traditional brain compared to mammals.
True that not every moving animal has a brain, but insects definitely have very tiny brains that at least allow for their functions. Some have higher abilities than that (bees and ants), although their brains do not compare to the size and complexity of larger animals.
Really? Insects don't have brains? They must have a equivalent right?
Someone in one of my college biology classes asked "Are hyenas real, or just some made up creatures from The Lion King?" The entire class burst out laughing. This was a pretty advanced biology class, btw.
I'm a bit autistic, was in the eighth grade last year and am learning German. Mein Gott im Himmel!
We were watching Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walking on the moon. My stepfather asked where this was happening. We told him, on the moon (it happened to be a full moon that night). He pointed to the moon and said it was impossible because the moon was only the size of a nickel.
Moved offices, took my old name badge (which was gold in color) to the new office.
Site manager told me to get a badge green badge so I would not look "special".
Both badges cost $10, it is not like I had a solid gold badge.
Them: Dose the cheder brocli soup have chese?
Me: yes
Them: what type of chese?
Me: cheder
Them: hmm, that doesn't sound right. You shure
did the person survive? you are a saint.
One of my friends thought that east Germany was Monochrome because of the TV broadcasts he used to watch as a kid.
I will never let him live that down, lol.
HOLD IT! SPINEBUSTER'S MY CAR! NOBODY DRIVES MY CAR BUT ME!
This whole video is making me think, “If there's 10 billion people on earth, and Elon Musk has $200 billion, can't he just give each person one billion? And here's the twist. He will still have $190 billion dollars left over! Isn’t that so crazy?”
The math totally works out just like that 😁
I know German but not Japanese, the only similar vocabulary word I can think of that isn't an English loan word is Deutschland and Doitsu, both words for Germany. Did that person fall asleep during the WWII lecture in history and get her facts confused?
Back in pre-internet days, a coworker -actually line manager - of mine, her mid-20s, asked teenage me if you’re supposed to brush the backs of your teeth when you brush.
Well, yeah. (Looking at her rather good set of choppers, kinda puzzled.)
Because her sister, a dental student said you should, but she wondered if she was just winding her up.
Me blessing my luck that someone who does not understand the most basic principles of hygiene likes a morning shower because it helps her wake up. Wondering whether to mention tongue scraping or flossing, deciding to change subject instead.
While listening to this, the line from Pharrell Williams "it might seem crazy what I'm about to say" just popped into my head 😂
Knew a girl in high school, she was quite adamant that islands would float around the ocean, and that the British chained them to the sea floor to have them stop moving.
I used to believe this, but in my defense I was 9 or maybe 10, how did a high schooler believe that?
@@artperson7617 To be fair, this is the same girl who thought that slavery couldn't have been “that bad” and African Americans were “ungrateful” that we saved them from poverty. She was actually pretty popular at school, but only among guys for… reasons
Basically, the polar bear guy is not an idiot. Polar bears migrate and reach the mainland on their migrations. That is why Alaska and Canada have a population of polar bears who, due to the melting ice, have decided to just stay in the forest. Polar bears have already bred with the bears there because they are bigger and stronger. Which leads to a new mixed breed of bears.
I was explaining how i got hit by a van to a group of girls at my work.
One asked did you survive?
It was not a joke, she was a bit thick.
My Grandmother used to work with her father on a farm and would regularly sell produce on the side of the road.
One day, a lady walked up and bought some Potatoes and Carrots that had been recently picked, so they told he to make sure to wash them before eating them.
A few days later, she came back complaining they were bad and she got sick from them.
They asked if she had washed them and she replied "Yes, I even used extra soap to be safe!"
That's right. She washed them with bath soap.
There's a ton of stories like that from the farm, but that's one of the ones that always stick with me.
"I better google this, because you're laughing really hard"
You know what? Respect for checking your sources. There's no problem with being wrong and changing your stance when you're proven wrong.
It's only a problem when you insist you're correct in the face of evidence to the contrary.
It will just start a fight but for someone who always uses were you there as proof that what you say is incorrect, the first time they trotted out the bible can’t be wrong or untrue I would be forced to ask “How do you know, were you there?”
Every single person has an average of 3 cancerous growths at all times.
Cancer is just a part of being human it is only when the cancer continues to grow or develops in certain places in the body that it causes any problems.
sometimes to me its funny how the voice changes everytime
Here’s something I hope helps you all realize it’s time to stop print on a certain book.If not, dufus comes to mind.Here it is “Eden need”.(c) Dino Sherman
14:21 My response would be Where you there when Jesus was born? No. The how do you know he existed? That would be a great way to shut down that argument.
I've used this one. A very flustered girl told me it's what's said in the Bible. I again asked if she was there. She started telling me I was going to hell.
@@breeinatree4811 Should've said about if she saw/was in hell. No? Then how do you know it exists
@LeleiTheTigress good one. I'll try that next time.
#11: OHHHHHH SPUNGE ME BOI WASH YOUR GLOVE
If someone came to me with that spork story I would ask if they just happaned to have forgotten to take any kind of meds this morning?
There was someone in my neighborhood who was scared about the sound of explosions in the distance. It was the Fourth of July.
My cousin claimed that the Trinity River located in Dallas actually goes around the entire world lmaoooo another one is when I heard a kid said that jelly came from jellyfish and he was dead serious 😂
As a Spongebob fan, I think I get where the kid was coming from
My wife thought pineapples grew on trees.
An Australian not knowing how stupid it would be to plonk a foreign species (polar bear) into a new environment (Canadian forest), baffles me as a fellow Australian.
Stares in cane toad.
The woman who didn't know hamburger came from beef who thought it was pork😂😂😂😂😂
Hearing these makes my soul die
these stories are part of the reason why i keep to myself, its insane how stupid people can be
I can’t even talk I used to think that 3AM videos were real.
14:09 Face palmed the Mario theme
Story 32 is easy to turn around if she's a Christian, as i can only assume she wasn't there when the bible was written...
Story 37 "your work isn't done" Shame, because you seem to be done paying me for the day, cya tomorrow!
I got a story My dad is always been into conspiracy theories and I tried to ignore them but when he started getting into the flat earth or stuff I just burst out laughing at him when he was trying to explain why the Earth is flat like are you even hearing yourself my dude that is so f****** stupid and he got very angry but come on I thought he was joking.
4:20 If they were Americans asking that, I've heard several racist slurs about Filipinos relating to tree people. This was over the CB in my truck, I have no idea why or where it comes from. I've also heard them referred to as "stick eaters", but again, I have no idea where or why, only that the slurs exist.
The girl in story 3 deleted images of caseoh
That Star Wars prequels are bad.
1x1=2 - Terrence Howard
Just for giggles, I would insist that specific Bible stories were made up. I'd pick a new one for every new conversation. How could she know they were true?
Was she there?
We're not so different you and I.
Narrator! Please pause between stories. It sounds like one ongoing running statement.
15:26 it could also be because, pig flesh apparently tastes similar to human flesh. Well, at least according to a former cannibal on that one episode of River Monsters
That's why they call human meat "long pig."
What weird person does not have cheese in their broccoli soup?
People who get their medical advice from politicians and media personalities
I thought Liechtenstein was the german name of Luxenbourg
I was in grade 7 (11-12) and a kid thought santa was real
I stopped believing in santa when in was 4-5 because santa never made sense and it took 3 years of asking my parents every year for them to admit it
I ended up breaking the news to him because i thought he was making a joke
15:07 YOOOO I ALSO LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS
I don't know which is actually the oldest book or set of rules but it is definitely not the Bible. At least it is proven that the ancient Egyptians already had written rules for behavior on the construction site 2700 years before Christ.
My favorite is the idiot politician who says he will run the government like a business. A business sells products or services in order to make a profit for the owner. Since the US government IS the people, you can't sell government products or services to the people since they already own them. And you need some way to distribute the profits to the people. And they never tell you what they intend to sell or to whom. The worst part is that these are usually men who have been successful businessmen.
My ex-wife asked me (seriously) how to spell "The". Made the right decision to divorce her.
The girl who keeps saying “were you there?” as a way to defend her religious bullshit, I’d just tell her “yes, I fucking was there, I’m a 6,000 year old immortal and I’ve never seen anything at all that looks like something mentioned in the Bible”. If she believes me, that’s when you give up on humanity
student 20: "whats the name of the ship in the movie "titanic"?
Story #32
As a Sister in Christ, I'd like to ask that girl if she was there for any of the events in the Bible, such as Noah's flood, David's attack on Goliath, and Jesus' crucifixion/resurrection. Lord knows *somebody* is going to throw that at her, and it's probably not going to be a fellow brethren.
Everything my father says
The christian girl saying were you there should have been asked about the bible and get asked If she was there
exactly
Oh, just see her backpedal on that would have been absolutely priceless. Also knows a double standard that she’s actually proposing, believes her Bible on faith, does not believe historical fact, on faith.
1 in 3 isn't that far from 50-50.
why there is a racing game in the bg? what's the point of it
Actually pregnancy lasting 9 months is a little not accurate.
Pregnancy lasts 40 weeks.
The problem is that the number of days in a month is not fixed while a week is fixed at 7 days. Doctors find that talking in terms of weeks is more accurate than in terms of months.
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This one comes curtsey of my Uncle.
Somehow the conversation turned to birth control, and the morning-after pill.
He chimes in "Yeah, they're working on one of those for men now".
We assumed he was talking about birth control in general, as that has been an area of research. Nope, he believed there would be a morning-after pill for men. He was adamant.
The Earth is flat, and whatever Marjorie Taylor Greene says
No, no, it's triangular!
OK, most of these are really dumb, OK the cheddar one, I know the cheddar is a variety of cheese, but not everybody does. If you don’t believe in the atomic theory, how the heck are you taking chemistry same for revolution and biology. The one about the death, listening to music in braille, oh you poor, poor, unfortunate soul. I am both blind and hard of hearing, so I can’t answer this for you, we do and yet again we don’t. Some have some hearing and some don’t, kind of like the blind spectrum, some of us have some usable vision, and some of us frankly do not or what usable vision we have, like myself, is it not much to be riding home about. I imagine some people listen to music through those bone conductor headphones, something my brother got me a few years ago, but I ended up never using. A valid question it came out wrong. There is such thing as braille sheet music, although is particularly difficult to read, whether you are fluent or not
"Biden is a great president! Just look at how well our country has done since Trump was kicked out!"
And they were being sincere.😅
Something SO STUPID that I thought they were joking? Pretty much anything out of the mouth of a Trump supporter
👑 Christ is King 👑
No, he isn't. He was just a dead commoner.
Story 3 she’s right sorry, dinos aren’t real
i cant tell if this was a joke or not
@@OllieThomas-yy3vb dinosaurs aren’t real and have never existed. It’s a cover up story to hide the truth of other reptilian creatures of the old earth. The most arguably theory is dragons. It doesn’t make sense why people like you assume it has to be a joke just because it goes against such a inconsistent narrative that you were made to believe from a young age. Ancient “mythology” is more than just shits and giggles but people wanna water it down and give us dinosaurs instead. Doesn’t make sense to me
@@OllieThomas-yy3vb I’m just unpopular and different like that
@@MisfitMods "doesn't make sense to me" sounds like a you problem
@@onionbubs386 I guess you can somehow find an argument against how dinosaurs couldn’t possible mate with the way their made up anatomy is. How about the fact that most dinosaur bone reconstruction has high creative liberties taken because it’s all made up to begin with. Then they make up their own dinosaur bones even though the reconstruction is still heavily implied to not be correct and also they’re saying maybe they had feathers now? Get outta here with your stupid dinosaur bs, saying it’s a ME problem?? Lmao. Do some research you clown.